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- [sirens wailing] - PHOEBE: Run!
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- [alarm blaring]
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- Wait for me! - I got ya, buddy!
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No-o-o-o-o-o!
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- COLOSSO NARRATING: That's me, your old pal Dr. Colosso.
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How did I end up like this?
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Well, it all started out like any other normal day. - [doorbell ringing]
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- Phoebe, I really need your help!
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- Okay, you're talking loud, so you must be nervous.
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Oh, my gosh, Joey finally asked you out!
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- And now we're meeting for pizza at 2:00!!
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What do I do?!!
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- Okay, relax. Let's clap this out.
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Calm down. You're with your bestie.
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Just remember-- he's only a boy.
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He's just as nervous as you are.
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And your hair is totes amaze.
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Better? - [sighing] Thank you.
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I always feel better when you're around.
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[gasping] You should come with me.
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- Wouldn't Joey think that's weird?
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- Not as weird as shattering his eardrums.
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I'll have him invite his best friend.
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- Neil? The one who only eats blender food?
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- Hey, you haven't lived
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until you've had one of his cheeseburger milkshakes.
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- Actually, I think I'm alive
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because I haven't had one of his cheeseburger milkshakes.
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- Please, Phoebe, I have been crushing on Joey
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ever since my second time through the fourth grade.
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- All right. Fine.
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If it means that much to you, I will be there.
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- Really? Oh, you're the best friend ever!
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- I don't know this move.
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- Thank you! I'll see you at Wong's.
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- Hey, Dad, will you put together my new dollhouse today?
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It's only 500 pieces.
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- Oh, I can think of 500 reasons why I don't wanna do that.
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- Please, Daddy? For me.
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- Oh, ho, ho, ho.
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How can I say "No" to my baby girl?
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[kissing]
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- How do you do that?
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- Cuteness is my other superpower.
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- Oh, isn't it a beautiful morning?
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The sun is shining, the birds are singing,
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[powers zapping] Oh!
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- Mom's nuking the coffee maker.
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- Are you feeling okay, Barb?
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- Yeah, just a weird little power surge.
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I guess I'll have some toast, instead.
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[powers zapping]
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- And there goes the toaster.
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- Why is Mom destroying the kitchen?
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- I'm probably just coming down with a cold.
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- Let's do a quick body scan just to be sure.
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- [computer scan humming]
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- Is Mom okay, Dad? - Of course she is, Billy.
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There's three explanations
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for why your Mom's getting power surges--
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a simple head cold,
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a disturbance in the stratosphere or...
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- FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE: Congratulations.
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Barb Thunderman is pregnant.
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- Ohhhh... [heavy thud]
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- COMPUTER VOICE: And Hank Thunderman has passed out.
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- ♪
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- Oh, my gosh, Mom, you're having a baby!
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I can't believe it.
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- Sometimes these things aren't accurate.
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Your Mom did have a big burrito last night.
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Let's give it one more go.
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- [computer scan humming]
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- COMPUTER VOICE: Barb Thunderman--still pregnant.
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- NORA: Yay! - HANK: [laughing]
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- How do you feel, Mom?
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- I'm happy and kind of in shock.
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[powers zapping] - HANK: [gasping]
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- Sorry, Hank. I'll get you an ice pack.
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- All right, there's no time to waste.
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We need diapers, wipes...
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Oh, everybody come up with baby names.
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No fruits or states.
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- Are tomatoes a fruit?
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'Cause I'm thinking "Tomato" Thunderman.
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- I don't get it. What's the rush?
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We have nine months.
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- Actually, superhero babies come a little sooner than that.
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- How soon are we talkin'?
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A couple of months? A few weeks?
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- Today.
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- We need to start packing, Hank.
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- Guys, you watch Billy and Nora
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while I take your Mom to the Metroburg Superhero Hospital.
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- Uh, Phoebe, I need you to make
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a bunch of sandwiches for the trip.
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- You got it. - Make something for me, too.
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- Oh, good idea, Barb.
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- But, Dad, what about the dollhouse?
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- Oh, that's gonna have to wait, sweetie.
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I'm gonna be very busy with the baby.
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Our fifth baby.
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House fulla love!
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- Uh-oh, your cute superpower
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doesn't work with the new baby coming.
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm the cute one around here.
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And I always will be.
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- Yeah, right, Nora-- once that baby comes,
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you'll just be another kid in the house.
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You'll be lucky if they remember your name.
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- Oh, you, uh, little one with the bow,
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use your super speed and help me find your Mom's slippers.
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- It's Nora and I have laser eyes!
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- This is so exciting, Max.
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What do you think our baby sister's superpowers will be?
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- First of all, it's gonna be a boy,
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and I hope he has the power of time travel,
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so I can get out of this conversation.
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- Come on, you know it's gonna be a girl.
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- Boy. - Girl.
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- Boy. - Girl.
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- It doesn't matter. We'll find out in a few hours.
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Oh, gosh, Cherry.
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Oh, I promised her I'd go to Wong's to help her with a boy.
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- You're her boy expert?
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Who's yours?
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- All right, maybe I can still go and get back before Mom and Dad get home...
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with a girl. - Boy.
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- PHOEBE: Boy. - MAX: Girl.
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- PHOEBE: Fine. Girl. - MAX: Oh!
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- What? Another baby?
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And they say we breed like rabbits.
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- Yep, and big brother Max
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already has the perfect plan to turn him evil.
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- Teach him the evil alphabet?
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♪ "A" is for arson "B" is for burglary ♪
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♪ C-- ♪ - No.
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I'm gonna set my smart watch to the frequency
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of these baby monitors and teach him evil stuff
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every night while he sleeps.
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- Ha! I love it!
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- Let me just, uh... clear some space here.
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- Hey, don't touch the towel!
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- [gasping]
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- COLOSSO: Uh... - The animalizer?
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You were gonna turn back into a human?
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How'd you even know where to find this?
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- You talk in your sleep.
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The rest was easy.
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- Okay, Billy, you ready to play
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"Pull the Can of Brussels Sprouts?"
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- How do you play?
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- You pull the can of brussels sprouts.
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You win!
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Now go away.
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[evil laughter]
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- You were gonna turn yourself back into a human and leave?
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- Just for a few hours.
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Look, I wasn't gonna tell you, but...
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check inside my mailbox.
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- [reading] "Congratulations.
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"The Villain League has named you...
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Villain of the Decade"?
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Colosso, that's awesome!
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- Yeah, they're having a ceremony tonight in my honor.
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But if I show up as a rabbit,
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they'll know your father defeated me
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and I'll be humiliated.
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- Why didn't you just ask? - I thought you'd say "No."
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Can I go? - No.
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If Dad found out I turned you back into a human,
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even for a minute, he'd split us up.
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Sorry, buddy.
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I'd better hide this some place where you'll never find it.
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- COLOSSO: The secret drawer in your desk?
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- No...think I'm stupid or something?
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- COLOSSO: Ah, so under the boulders, then?
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- Stop doing that!
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- ♪
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- You're late! Where have you been?
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- Cherry, I am so sorry.
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I just found out my mom is having a ba-a-a--
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a-a-ake sale.
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So how's it going here?
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- Well, I was afraid to go over and start loud talking at Joey,
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but now that my bestie's here, I'll be okay.
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Hey, Joey. - Hey, Neil.
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- Bread? - Uh, sure.
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- [blender whirring]
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- Chewing sickens me.
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- Mmm, I'd better get us some spoons.
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- Wait, uh, Phoebe, don't go.
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- I'll be right back.
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Oh, hi, Mrs. Wong. I was just grabbing some spoons.
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- To eat pizza? [scoffing]
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I guess everyone else is doing it wrong.
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Here you go, weirdo.
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- Uh, wait, uh, this one's dirty.
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- So, wash it. I'm not your mama.
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- And I have a cat named Moon Pie!!
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Do you have any pets?!!
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- Uh, Cherry, can I talk to you for a sec?
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- Yes!! Excuse me!!
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I think I was talking too loud.
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- You're just nervous. Come on, slap it out.
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You have nothing to worry about.
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Joey likes you. I can tell.
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And, plus, you are totally rocking the combat boots.
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- What would I do without you?
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Now don't leave me again.
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- All right. I promise.
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- Okay, sorry. Where were we?
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- Caesar salad for the lady?
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- [liquid splooshing]
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- HANK: [rhythmic panting]
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- Wow, having a baby looks really uncomfortable.
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- I know. The big belly. The swollen feet.
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- Yeah, and Mom doesn't look too good, either.
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- Oh, hey, Dad, if you have time in the hospital,
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maybe you can build my new dollhouse.
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- BARB: [powers zapping]
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Hank, my thunder surges are getting stronger.
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- Okay, it's fine.
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Just, if it happens again, make sure you don't hit the--
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- [powers zapping] - [van alarm blaring]
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- MALE COMPUTER VOICE: System down.
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Estimated repair time --two hours.
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- Oh, no, Hank, what'll we do?
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- Okay, honey, it's fine. Don't panic.
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Just, uh, I'll fly you to the hospital myself.
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- We can't! What if I have the baby mid-air?
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Remember what happened the last time?
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- Why are you pointing at me?
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What happened last time?
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- Oh, no! - What "Oh, no."
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- It's time. - No. No, it's not.
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- Yes, it is. - No, no, it's not.
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It can't be. You're gonna have to hold it in.
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- Hold it in? I can't hold it in!
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- You can't have a superhero baby
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at a non-superhero hospital.
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- I know. Well, I guess we'll just have to
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have it here at the house.
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- Who can deliver it? - You are.
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- I am?!
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- What happened last time?!
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- BARB: [electrical zapping] [screaming]
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- This is not how babies are born
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in the nature movies at school.
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- The miracle of birth is horrifying!
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- Billy, I need you and Nora to super speed
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to the baby store and buy everything on this list--
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diapers, baby wipes, formula, ear plugs.
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- Why do you need ear plugs?
255
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- BARB: [powers thundering] Hank!!!!
256
00:11:40,451 --> 00:11:42,078
- Got it.
257
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- Now here's some money and no pit stops along the way.
258
00:11:45,456 --> 00:11:48,000
Now Phoebe-- Where's Phoebe?
259
00:11:48,042 --> 00:11:50,253
- She went on a date. - A date?
260
00:11:50,294 --> 00:11:52,714
- I know. Poor guy.
261
00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:54,382
- You call her and get her back here right away.
262
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We are in labor!
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- BARB: [powers thundering] We, Hank?!
264
00:11:58,010 --> 00:12:01,723
- You, Barb, you. You're my queen.
265
00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:04,183
- Wow, pregnancy's making Mom cranky.
266
00:12:04,225 --> 00:12:06,477
- Hey, she is still your sweet Mom.
267
00:12:06,519 --> 00:12:10,147
- BARB: [powers thundering] Get up here, Ha-a-a-a-nk!!
268
00:12:13,693 --> 00:12:15,027
- So, the teacher goes,
269
00:12:15,069 --> 00:12:17,238
"Cherry, good job dissecting that frog.
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Too bad we're in history class."
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- JOEY: What? [laughing]
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- Here you go. Baked fresh--
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last Tuesday. [cackling]
274
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- Yay, I am so starving. I haven't eaten all day.
275
00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:30,752
- Why didn't you have anything at that bake sale?
276
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- What bake sale?
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- The one that you said your mom was having.
278
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- Oh, the bake sale.
279
00:12:36,424 --> 00:12:39,009
Yeah, no, I didn't say bake sale.
280
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I said brake sale.
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You know, car brakes, bike brakes.
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- [cell phone ringing]
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- Lucky breaks.
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Excuse me for a sec.
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- Your friend's weird.
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Mushroom calzone?
287
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- What is it, Max?
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What? Okay! Um... I'll be right there.
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- Phoebe, this is going so well.
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Thank you so much for being here.
291
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- You're welcome. I have to leave.
292
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- What?
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Phoebe! You promised!
294
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[sighing]
295
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So, how's everybody doing?!!
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- I don't know, Billy. Maybe Max is right.
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Now that the baby's coming,
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I'll just be another kid in the house.
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At least you still pay attention to me.
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Billy?
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- FEMALE VOICE: The rooster goes...
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- BILLY: Mooo! - [rooster crowing]
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- They don't give you enough time.
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- I guess my cute years are over.
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- What are you talking about?
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You're still cute.
307
00:13:45,034 --> 00:13:47,119
Well, not as cute as that baby.
308
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But how can you compete with a baby?
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- Attention, shoppers!
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Please join us for our Cutest Baby Contest--
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starting in five minutes.
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Woo-hoo!
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- That's how I'm gonna compete. You'll see.
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I'm gonna win Cutest Baby.
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- Good luck entering without a parent.
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- Come on, you're the dad.
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- Oh, man...
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- BARB: [powers thundering] [screaming]
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- Hey, how's Mom?
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- No baby yet, oh, and Dad's mad at you for leaving.
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- Perfect. Cherry's mad at me, too.
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I can't win! - Hey, this'll cheer you up.
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- BARB: [powers zapping] Hank!!
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- HANK: [thudding, yelping]
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- [laughing] It gets funnier every time.
326
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All right, Dad, you're lookin' good.
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Shake it off. - [sighing]
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- You've got this.
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00:14:40,339 --> 00:14:42,258
Now, go up there, show that baby who's boss when Mom's not home.
330
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- BARB: [powers thundering]
331
00:14:45,845 --> 00:14:47,263
- How long has that been going on?
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00:14:47,304 --> 00:14:48,806
- Oh, about an hour.
333
00:14:48,848 --> 00:14:50,767
- BARB: [powers thundering] Get out!!!
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- HANK: [yelping, thudding]
335
00:14:53,352 --> 00:14:58,441
Hey, guys, it's Moebe and Phax.
336
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- Uh-oh, Dad's broken.
337
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We don't know how to deliver a baby.
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What are we gonna do?
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- Well, first, we're gonna take a picture.
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- HANK: Hey! - BARB: [powers thundering]
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- Then we're gonna find someone
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00:15:10,745 --> 00:15:12,705
with tons of medical experience.
343
00:15:12,747 --> 00:15:14,248
And I know just the guy.
344
00:15:14,290 --> 00:15:16,751
- So, you won't let me go pick up a trophy,
345
00:15:16,793 --> 00:15:20,463
but delivering a baby, that's okay.
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- Dr. Colosso, please, we're begging you.
347
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- Our Mom is having the baby right now.
348
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- Okay. Okay. I'll do it.
349
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Now boil water and get me some towels.
350
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Tie back my whiskers.
351
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Let's mambo!
352
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- BARB: [screaming] - HANK: [screaming]
353
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- BABY: [crying]
354
00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:50,451
- Phoebe, Max, meet your new baby sister...
355
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- ...Chloe Thunderman.
356
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- Told you it would be a girl.
357
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- I'm still making her evil.
358
00:16:00,962 --> 00:16:02,588
- COLOSSO: Ahem!
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00:16:02,630 --> 00:16:05,215
You're welcome.
360
00:16:05,257 --> 00:16:07,134
- Thanks, Dr. Colosso.
361
00:16:07,176 --> 00:16:10,721
- Look, kids, superheroes need a 12 hour recharge nap
362
00:16:10,763 --> 00:16:14,266
after giving birth, so let's give your Mom some privacy.
363
00:16:14,308 --> 00:16:16,268
- Oh, it's okay, Hank.
364
00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:18,354
You know, I don't think I'll need...
365
00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:21,148
[groaning]
366
00:16:21,190 --> 00:16:23,025
- I'm very happy for you.
367
00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:24,819
- Thanks.
368
00:16:24,861 --> 00:16:26,236
- I was talking to Chloe.
369
00:16:26,278 --> 00:16:28,781
I'm happy she looks nothing like you.
370
00:16:28,823 --> 00:16:30,825
[evil laughter]
371
00:16:30,867 --> 00:16:35,538
- ♪
372
00:16:35,579 --> 00:16:37,373
- You really helped us out there, Colosso.
373
00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:39,458
- That's what friends are for.
374
00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:42,586
- Friends.
375
00:16:42,628 --> 00:16:44,380
Hey, what time does your event start?
376
00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:47,132
- What's the difference? I told you--
377
00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:49,134
I can't show my furry face at the Villain League.
378
00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:53,973
- But, what if your face wasn't furry?
379
00:16:54,015 --> 00:16:55,307
- The animalizer?
380
00:16:55,349 --> 00:16:57,518
You're going to turn me human?
381
00:16:57,560 --> 00:16:59,854
- On one condition--
382
00:16:59,896 --> 00:17:02,648
you let me go with you to watch you get that cool award.
383
00:17:02,690 --> 00:17:04,525
- Yippee! It's a deal!
384
00:17:04,567 --> 00:17:07,653
Hit me with the people juice. Get me!
385
00:17:07,695 --> 00:17:09,405
- [animalizer zapping]
386
00:17:14,702 --> 00:17:17,079
- Well, I'm waiting.
387
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:20,123
What? What are you staring at?
388
00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:24,712
Whoa! I'm a person again!
389
00:17:24,754 --> 00:17:27,423
[yelping]
390
00:17:27,464 --> 00:17:28,841
I have arms!
391
00:17:28,883 --> 00:17:31,010
And tiny ears!
392
00:17:31,052 --> 00:17:33,178
And no tail!
393
00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:35,472
Just a regular old people butt!
394
00:17:35,514 --> 00:17:38,726
Thanks, Max. - Sure.
395
00:17:38,768 --> 00:17:41,645
- Hey, come on. Let's take a selfie together.
396
00:17:41,687 --> 00:17:43,522
Say "supervillains!"
397
00:17:43,564 --> 00:17:46,358
- BOTH: Supervillains! - [cell phone camera clicking]
398
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:50,153
- All right, let's put on our jet packs...
399
00:17:50,195 --> 00:17:52,865
...when you finish feeling your butt.
400
00:17:52,907 --> 00:17:55,117
- I can do both.
401
00:17:58,203 --> 00:18:01,457
- One by one. Yay! - CROWD: [applauding]
402
00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:04,085
- [laughing] And that concludes
403
00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:06,128
the crawling portion of our contest.
404
00:18:06,169 --> 00:18:09,882
Coming up next, we have-- - NORA: Wait!
405
00:18:09,924 --> 00:18:13,094
Introduce me, Dad!
406
00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:15,096
- Hi, fellow parents.
407
00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:20,350
Uh, you should really see my baby crawl.
408
00:18:20,392 --> 00:18:24,354
- Very strange. That's a huge baby.
409
00:18:24,396 --> 00:18:26,607
Oh, that's no baby. That's a little girl.
410
00:18:26,649 --> 00:18:28,275
She can't be in the contest.
411
00:18:28,317 --> 00:18:30,820
- The sign says ages zero to nine.
412
00:18:30,861 --> 00:18:32,738
- That's months.
413
00:18:32,780 --> 00:18:34,490
- You should put it on the sign, judgey pants.
414
00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:37,827
Now let's go. I'm not getting any younger.
415
00:18:37,868 --> 00:18:40,079
- You got that right.
416
00:18:40,121 --> 00:18:44,207
Fine, let's see the giant baby crawl.
417
00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:47,920
- All right, kids, watch how a cute baby does it.
418
00:18:47,962 --> 00:18:49,713
Hit it, Pop!
419
00:18:49,755 --> 00:18:59,765
- ♪
420
00:18:59,807 --> 00:19:05,938
- ♪
421
00:19:13,654 --> 00:19:15,948
- COLOSSO: Oh.
422
00:19:15,990 --> 00:19:18,159
- This is Villain League Headquarters?
423
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,452
It's an old broccoli factory.
424
00:19:20,494 --> 00:19:23,998
- Yes, broccoli workers are so easy to overthrow.
425
00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:27,292
[evil laughter]
426
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:31,755
- MALE VOICE: State password.
427
00:19:31,797 --> 00:19:33,549
- Password.
428
00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:37,344
- The password is "password"? - Shhhh!
429
00:19:37,386 --> 00:19:39,180
Come on!
430
00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:44,101
- ♪
431
00:19:44,143 --> 00:19:48,605
- MAX: Whoa! [gasping]
432
00:19:48,647 --> 00:19:51,692
Oh! Whoa!
433
00:19:51,734 --> 00:19:56,113
These are the greatest villains of all time--
434
00:19:56,155 --> 00:20:00,409
and the weapons that made them famous.
435
00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:03,954
It's beautiful!
436
00:20:03,996 --> 00:20:06,957
- Dr. Colosso. - MAX: [gasping]
437
00:20:06,999 --> 00:20:08,542
- COLOSSO: Hey, hey.
438
00:20:08,584 --> 00:20:10,920
- It's King Crab! It's Killstro and Lady Web!
439
00:20:10,961 --> 00:20:12,755
- Be cool, Max.
440
00:20:12,796 --> 00:20:16,299
Remember, if anyone asks, you're my evil assistant Norman.
441
00:20:16,341 --> 00:20:18,510
King Crab!
442
00:20:18,552 --> 00:20:20,345
Ugh...
443
00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:21,513
Hi.
444
00:20:21,555 --> 00:20:23,891
- Dr. Colosso, so glad you could join us.
445
00:20:23,933 --> 00:20:25,017
You know these two crazies.
446
00:20:25,059 --> 00:20:27,728
- BOTH: Viva la evil!
447
00:20:27,770 --> 00:20:30,564
- Hey, guys, viva la evil!
448
00:20:30,606 --> 00:20:35,611
- Hi, I'm Norman. Just happy to be here.
449
00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:37,947
- So, uh, it looks like we're a little early.
450
00:20:37,988 --> 00:20:39,240
Ha. Ha. No problem.
451
00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:41,324
It'll give me more time to practise my
452
00:20:41,366 --> 00:20:44,286
Villain of the Decade speech.
453
00:20:44,327 --> 00:20:46,329
- Ah, yes, your speech.
454
00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:49,250
Listen, here's the thing about that.
455
00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:52,128
We lied!
456
00:20:52,169 --> 00:20:53,545
- You did what now?
457
00:20:53,587 --> 00:20:54,838
- That's right.
458
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:57,382
We lured you here to kick you out of the League.
459
00:20:57,424 --> 00:21:00,219
- You haven't done anything evil in years.
460
00:21:00,261 --> 00:21:04,556
- You've gone s-s-s-soft!
461
00:21:04,598 --> 00:21:06,225
- S-s-s-soft?
462
00:21:06,267 --> 00:21:08,060
This is Dr. Colosso.
463
00:21:08,102 --> 00:21:09,979
He's as evil as they come.
464
00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:13,274
He boos at funerals.
465
00:21:13,315 --> 00:21:14,900
- Hand over your Villain League card.
466
00:21:14,942 --> 00:21:17,653
Take his cape. - Not my cape!
467
00:21:17,694 --> 00:21:19,113
There's a very simple explanation.
468
00:21:19,155 --> 00:21:21,907
See, for the last few years, I've been busy...
469
00:21:21,949 --> 00:21:24,451
capturing this guy--
470
00:21:24,493 --> 00:21:25,911
Thunder Man's son! - What?
471
00:21:25,953 --> 00:21:30,124
[nervous laugh] No, no, no, my name's Norman.
472
00:21:30,166 --> 00:21:31,500
- [metal clamp clicking]
473
00:21:31,541 --> 00:21:33,335
- Dr. Colosso, what are you doing?
474
00:21:33,376 --> 00:21:36,213
- Quiet, prisoner!
475
00:21:36,255 --> 00:21:37,714
- [scanner beeping]
476
00:21:37,756 --> 00:21:39,300
- Superhero DNA confirmed.
477
00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:40,801
- [evil laughter] [pincer clicking]
478
00:21:40,843 --> 00:21:43,637
Ooh, what a kingly catch.
479
00:21:43,679 --> 00:21:45,055
Well done, Colosso.
480
00:21:45,097 --> 00:21:48,600
Now take his phone so he can't call his daddy for help.
481
00:21:48,642 --> 00:21:50,435
- I'm not gonna need help.
482
00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:53,897
Feel my heat, crab face. [exhaling]
483
00:21:53,939 --> 00:21:56,066
- Your powers won't work with that clamp on.
484
00:21:56,108 --> 00:21:58,568
And your toothbrush won't work unless you use it.
485
00:21:58,610 --> 00:22:03,240
Now, prepare him... for the hermit crabs.
486
00:22:03,282 --> 00:22:05,075
- Hermit crabs?
487
00:22:05,117 --> 00:22:07,077
Think I'm afraid of a few little hermit crabs?
488
00:22:07,119 --> 00:22:10,039
[screaming]
489
00:22:14,251 --> 00:22:15,836
- [evil laughter]
490
00:22:15,878 --> 00:22:19,631
Things are about to get very...
491
00:22:19,673 --> 00:22:25,179
- [crabs chomping]
492
00:22:25,221 --> 00:22:27,223
- Pinchy.
493
00:22:27,264 --> 00:22:33,603
- SUPERVILLAINS: [evil laughter]
494
00:22:33,645 --> 00:22:38,483
- ♪
495
00:22:42,696 --> 00:22:52,706
- ♪
496
00:22:52,748 --> 00:23:02,758
- ♪
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