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- The gong has a variety of uses in China.
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Allow me to demonstrate the most obvious one--
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to wake someone up.
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- [loud clang] - I'm up! I'm up! I'm up!
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- Even with all that crusty drool all over his face,
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he's still adorable.
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- Sarah, as your friend, I have to tell you
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that gong would treat you better than my brother would.
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- This week's assignment is to break into groups
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and do a presentation on Chinese culture.
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- Yes! I love working in groups.
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- Only because it's less work for you.
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- Yeah, more like no work.
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Now to find a group of nerds to call my own.
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- All right, I know you're not talking about my group,
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because we are not nerds.
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- Come on, Phoebe, all aboard the "A"-plus train!
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- ALL: Choo-choo!
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- You're right, you're not nerds,
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you're clearly dweebs.
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- Yeah, call us whatever you want,
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there is no other group I'd rather be in.
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- Be in our group, Phoebe.
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- Except that one!
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- Ha...
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- Two groups. One girl.
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What will Phoebe do?
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- Get out of my face, Max.
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- Will she go with Winnie, the popular girl
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she's been trying to be friends with for a year?
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Or will she stay with Sarah and board
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the boring train to Dweebville?
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- Well, I mean, Sarah is my friend.
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- Winnie could be your friend, too,
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and not make you dress up like you're going to
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a third-grader's birthday party.
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- Oh, we should send a picture of us
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to the yearbook for the selfie page.
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Say "China!"
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- ALL: China! - [cell phone camera clicking]
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- I can't believe Phoebe ditched us.
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Now who are we gonna get?
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- Hey, Sarah, can I join your-- - MAX: [powers zapping]
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- Ooh!
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- What's up, group?
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Heard your train needs a caboose.
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Choo-choo!
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- ♪
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♪ What you see ♪
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♪ Is not what you get ♪
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♪ Livin' our lives with a secret ♪
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♪ We fit right in ♪
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♪ Bet you never guessed ♪
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♪ 'Cause we're livin' our lives ♪
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♪ Just like all the rest ♪
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♪ A picture perfect family ♪
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♪ Is what we try to be ♪
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♪ Look closer, you might see ♪
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♪ The crazy things we do ♪
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♪ This isn't make believe ♪
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♪ It's our reality ♪
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♪ Just your average family ♪
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♪ Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble ♪
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♪ Livin' a double life ♪
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- Hey, Sarah, look, I'm so sorry I'm not with you guys.
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It's just that Winnie's group really needs me.
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And you get it, don't you?
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- Sure, I get it--you're hoppin' off the "A"-plus train.
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- BOTH: [laughing]
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- Good luck on the "D"-plus bus.
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- Guys, I am really excited about this group.
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You feelin' the love, Tyler?
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- You stole my bike last week.
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- Hey, I did you a favor.
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That thing fell apart the moment I busted it.
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- Sarah, I don't think Max is gonna do much.
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- Why would you say that? - Because he's leaving.
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- Max! Get back here!
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- [groaning loudly]
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[sighing loudly]
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- Look, you'll always be my bae.
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But you need to take this project as seriously
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as I take our forbidden love.
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- Believe me, I want the "A," too.
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That's the only reason I joined this group.
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- Great! So, what's your idea for the project?
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- Uh, I don't know. What's yours?
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- Build a Chinese dragon. - Me, too, bae!
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- So, I was thinking after school
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we could work on our project at the library.
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- Oooh, is that the new club downtown?
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- No, it's the place we go to learn things.
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- Phoebe's right. We'll meet at the mall.
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- That's not what I said. - Yay, the mall.
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- All right, let's check our "to-do" list.
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First thing-- write a "to-do" list.
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- BOTH: Did it! - [palms slap]
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- All right, then I'll fix the dishwasher.
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- I can pick up dry cleaning.
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- I'll mow the lawn. The only other thing is--
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- [floorboards cracking] - BOTH: Fix the floorboards.
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- Oh, Billy! Are you okay?
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- The house ate my legs!
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- You just fell in the floor that dad was supposed to fix.
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- Sorry, buddy, I've just been busy.
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- I don't think you've been that busy.
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That chandelier's been sitting in its box so long
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that it's turned into an end table!
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- Okay, I'll just put it on the "to-do" list--
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right after "ground Nora for being sassy."
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- Yeah, you kids have no idea how hard we work around here.
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- Is that why we had a salt and pepper sandwich
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for dinner last night?
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- We didn't have time to go shopping.
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- Oh, is that a new necklace?
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- I meant food shopping.
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- Cut her some slack.
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Your clothes are clean and the house is spotless.
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- BARB: Mm-hm. - Is it, Dad? Is it?
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- [objects clattering]
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- [suitcase thudding]
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- So, you two think it's so easy to cook, clean,
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repair things and do everything else
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while you two just enjoy your little lives?
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- Kind of. - I think so.
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- Okay, so you can take care of the house
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and try to do better while we enjoy our little lives.
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- Fine, but if we do better running this house,
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then we get to be in charge around here from now on.
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- We'll tell you what to eat, when to go to bed,
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and ground you for being sassy.
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- Deal--and when you fail, you two will finally appreciate
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what your father and I do around here.
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- Including making really great lists.
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- Uh, is pull your son out of the sinkhole
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on that "great" list?
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- No, but I will add it.
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- We are nailing this dragon, guys.
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- You know, Max, we've been doing this for a couple of days
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and I'm not sure I've seen you leave that chair.
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- [laughing] Oh, Ernie...
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- It's Evan. - Let's agree to disagree.
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- Max, Evan's right. You need to do your part.
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But it's getting hot,
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so if you want to put on a tank top, that's fine.
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- Wow, guys, your dragon looks awesome.
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I'm impressed. - You're impressed?
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What? You didn't think
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we could do something so cool without you?
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- No, no, I'm just surprised Max hasn't dragged you down.
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His nickname around our house is "dead weight."
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- Don't listen to her, Sarah.
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She's jealous 'cause our group works so well together.
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Ernie, refill!
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- So, how's your group coming along?
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- It's going great.
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I mean, all those girls wanna do is work, work, work.
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- You forgot all the clothes you bought at the mall.
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- Thanks, Winnie. [laughing]
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These are for research.
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Haven't you ever heard of the Great Mall of China?
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- No.
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- Well, don't you feel silly.
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- Uh-oh, my cheeks are tingling.
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That means it's gonna rain-- or this glue contains shellfish!
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- I should have never said "Hi" to you in the fourth grade.
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- Max, we have to leave, so after the paper mache dries,
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can you put it in the garage? - On it.
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- Maybe we should come back and put it away ourselves.
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- Tyler, Max said he'll do it.
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Would someone with dimples you could swim in let us down?
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- Guys, relax. I'm not an idiot.
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I'll bring our dragon inside before it rains.
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- [thunder crashing, wind gusting]
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- I should wake Max up
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and tell him that paper dragon's out there.
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- [thunder crashing]
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- [sighing] Wow, it's really rainin'.
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Wait, did I forget something?
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- Nope. Go back to bed.
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- MAX: [sniffling]
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- I'm a bad, bad bunny.
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[quietly laughing]
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- [thunder crashing] - Mm-hm.
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- [yawning]
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- [footsteps pounding]
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- Hank, what are you doing?
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- The kids fixed the floorboards.
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It's perfect. I can't believe it.
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- This must have taken them all night.
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Do I smell bacon? - HANK: [sniffing]
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Apple hickory with a hint of maple.
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Ten pieces. [sniffing]
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No, nine. Someone's eating it!
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- Wow, kids, breakfast, too?
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When did you find time to do all this?
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- Got up early and just did it.
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- We work best in the morning, you know,
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when you two are sleeping in.
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- Well, this is all very nice.
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Too bad I was in the mood for pancakes.
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- BILLY: [zooming]
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- Please, it's gonna take a lot more than a fixed floor
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and a hot breakfast to impress us, am I right, Hank?
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- The syrup is warm.
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Warm!
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- Look, girls, Phoebe's rocking her new shoes.
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Love them!
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- You know what else you're gonna love?
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The project topics I came up with last night.
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All stuff we can put together by tomorrow.
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- Oh, Phoebe, we'll be fine. We'll wing it.
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As long as we look good, we'll get a "C".
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- A "C"? You guys want a "C"?
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- Oh, my gosh, daddy would be so happy if I got a "C".
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- Hey, listen, how about we'll meet at my house after school.
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We'll work really hard and nail this thing.
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Imagine how happy daddy would be, if you got an "A".
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- Shoot, I can't tonight. I have plans.
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- Yeah, me, too.
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I've gotta babysit my little brother.
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- But you're an only child.
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- Busted!
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Sorry, I just really don't wanna do it.
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- Listen, I can't do this by myself.
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You guys are gonna have to put in some of the work or,
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and I'm sorry to have to say this,
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I can't be part of the group.
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- Okay.
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- Great. Let's get to work.
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- No, I mean, okay, you're not part of the group.
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- [sighing] Hey, Sarah, uh, crazy morning.
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It turns out my group kinda doesn't like to focus,
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so we parted ways.
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- But if you don't have a group, you'll fail.
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- Which is why I wanna get back on the old "A"-plus train.
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Choo-choo!
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- Sorry, that train's full.
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Maybe you can catch the next one to the Great Mall of China.
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- [laughing] But there is no Great Mall of--
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oh, I see what you did there.
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- Hi, uh, just a quick heads up.
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I ran into a little snafu with that whole group project thing,
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so I think I'm just gonna solo, you know, Team Phoebe!
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Party of one!
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Party of fun!
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- I'm sorry, but being in a group is part of the assignment.
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You have to be able to work with people or you fail.
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- But all the groups are full.
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- SARAH: You did what?
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- Holy hog wart, our dragon is ruined!
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- How could you forget to put it inside of the garage?
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- Well, I was going to, but...
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I was so tired from carrying around these muscles all day--
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I fell asleep.
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- Oh, getting the proper amount of sleep is so-o-o-o important.
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- Don't look at his muscles!
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- He's right. Let them look at you. [clicking tongue]
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- Okay, Sarah, I am taking your glasses.
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- Tyler! Now I can't see anything.
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Except the truth!
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Max, you're out of the group!
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You can still date me,
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but we are never working together again!
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- [loud thud]
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- Phoebe, I think you have the answer to your problem.
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Max, come over here.
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- Oh, great idea.
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Give me Max's spot in Sarah's group.
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- You're in a group with Phoebe.
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Party of two! Party of wahoo! Hoo! Hoo!
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- Try to get us at least a "B", sis.
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I've gotta keep up the old GPA. [laughing]
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- Honey, have you seen my raincoat?
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- Uh, check the hall closet.
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- I was afraid you'd say that.
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[gasping]
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Uh, Barb?
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- What is it?
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When? How?
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What is happening?
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- You always wanted a new bathroom,
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so me and Billy put in some elbow grease and voilà!
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Toilet's self-flushing. - [toilet flushing]
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- Enjoy!
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- This isn't fair.
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They're running the house better than we can.
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They even hung the chandelier you never got to.
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- Yeah, I wasn't gonna hang that.
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- We cannot let them win this bet.
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Can you imagine what our lives will be like
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with them in charge.
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- [toy car horn honking]
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- How do you guys like your new clothes?
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- We hate them.
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We can't leave the house dressed like this.
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- You're not going anywhere until you finish your dinner.
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- But we've had candy every night this week.
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I've lost six teeth!
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- [gasping] We can't let that happen.
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How will I chew steak?
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- We have to make sure this house falls apart
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under their watch.
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- Way ahead of you.
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- [door handle clanking]
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- Aw, look what broke.
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- It's getting late, partner.
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Shouldn't you be knee-deep
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in some sort of glitter 'n glue extravaganza?
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- I'm not gonna do our project by myself.
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- Really? Because we both know I'm not helping,
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so why don't you uncork that overachieving,
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annoying beast that lurks inside ya and get crackin'.
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- No, I'm gonna sit here and do nothing until you help.
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- Are you? This is gonna be good.
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[rapping table]
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I'm gonna have a snack 'n watch you crack.
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[chomping apple]
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- ♪
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- Oh! Fine! You win!
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- Finally!
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I'm sick of eating apples.
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- Do you wanna know why I'm making
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Chinese food for our project?
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- Because my plan worked?
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- Because that's what superheroes do.
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When they have a team, they pull through for their team.
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Not that you would know anything about that.
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- Really, superhero?
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If you hadn't been so anxious to hang with Winnie,
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you'd still be in Sarah's group and their dragon would be fine.
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- But you ruined their dragon.
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- I was only in Sarah's group because you ditched them.
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- Typical Max. "Wasn't my fault."
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- My motto since 2005.
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- This act of yours is getting really old.
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You're not lazy, looking for an easy "A", you're afraid.
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Isn't that why you became a supervillain, 'cause you
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were afraid you couldn't be a better superhero than me?
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Did you ever try?
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- I'm not even dignifying that with a response--
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because I am lazy and because you're holding a big knife.
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- Everything you do you are.
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It's because you're afraid of failure.
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You think it's easier not to try
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than to try and end up failing.
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That should be your motto.
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[sighing]
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[powers zapping]
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- [water gurgling]
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- Ah!
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- Maybe you should focus more on your food and less on me.
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- They're supposed to do that.
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- They think they're so great
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because they can hang a chandelier.
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Well, they're gonna chandelier their pants
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when this comes crashing down.
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- [electrical zapping]
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- [laughing] Okay!
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I just scorched the flower garden they planted.
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Let's see them grow that back overnight.
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- Whoa, good job, honey!
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- What are you doing?
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- I just took this bolt out of the chandelier.
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When the kids go to clean it, boom!
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Brilliant, huh?
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00:16:48,009 --> 00:16:49,301
- No, crazy!
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I just scorched a few tulips.
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You're gonna maim our children.
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- It's a learning opportunity, Barb.
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- Hank...
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- Good morning.
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Final day of our bet.
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- What's with the ladder?
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- [sighing] All right. I'll be honest with you.
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Your mom rigged the chandelier
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to make it fall so you'd look bad.
378
00:17:09,655 --> 00:17:15,411
- Wow, you are so grounded when we win this bet.
379
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- You guys did win the bet.
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You've been running this house better than we have
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and making it look easy.
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- Seriously, you made maple bacon.
383
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And I almost dropped a light fixture on your head.
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I shouldn't be the boss of anything.
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- Congratulations.
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- Hear that, Billy? We're in charge now.
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Hank, Barb, clear out the master bedroom.
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We're starting a guinea pig farm.
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- Mom, Dad, wait.
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- Billy, what are you doing?
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- Sorry, Nora, but we don't deserve
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to be guinea pig farmers.
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The truth is we tried to do the housework,
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but you were right-- it was too hard.
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So we called some of your old friends
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from Metroburg to help us.
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- Billy, no. - Come on out, guys.
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- Maid of Honor?
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Handy Man.
400
00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:07,046
Oh, the Green Thumb!
401
00:18:07,088 --> 00:18:10,091
- Uh, stranger danger.
402
00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:12,468
- You guys were doing all the work?
403
00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:13,970
- Yep.
404
00:18:14,011 --> 00:18:15,387
- Well, at least now we know
405
00:18:15,429 --> 00:18:18,348
it takes three superheroes to take care of the house.
406
00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:20,810
- Four!
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00:18:20,851 --> 00:18:23,479
- Iron Skillet made the trip, too?
408
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:26,315
- Up! Up! And filet!
409
00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:29,860
- I miss you guys so much.
410
00:18:29,902 --> 00:18:31,612
You the most.
411
00:18:34,448 --> 00:18:35,783
- Way to go, Billy.
412
00:18:35,825 --> 00:18:37,910
- I'm sorry, but what we did was wrong.
413
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I'm just glad no one got hurt.
414
00:18:39,787 --> 00:18:41,497
- [chandelier creaking, crashing]
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00:18:41,538 --> 00:18:42,873
- HANDY MAN: Oh!
416
00:18:42,915 --> 00:18:45,918
- I'm just glad we didn't get hurt.
417
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- ♪
418
00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:53,801
- BILLY: [zooming]
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00:18:53,843 --> 00:18:56,345
- Billy, you found one! Oh, thank you so much.
420
00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:57,972
- Sorry I'm late.
421
00:18:58,014 --> 00:19:00,016
I got lost inside the Great Mall of China.
422
00:19:00,057 --> 00:19:01,558
- It's real?
423
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,602
- You're the one doing the project on China.
424
00:19:03,644 --> 00:19:06,814
You should know these things. [zooming]
425
00:19:12,778 --> 00:19:15,405
- This is the saddest dragon ever.
426
00:19:15,447 --> 00:19:16,615
- I wish we had a better one.
427
00:19:16,657 --> 00:19:20,161
Oh, right, we did.
428
00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:23,246
- Oh, great, you and Max stole our idea.
429
00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:24,456
Thanks a lot.
430
00:19:24,498 --> 00:19:26,000
- This is for you guys.
431
00:19:26,042 --> 00:19:28,669
- Like I said--thanks a lot. [laughing]
432
00:19:31,547 --> 00:19:33,590
- Look, I should have been in your group from the start.
433
00:19:33,632 --> 00:19:36,259
I messed up and let you guys down.
434
00:19:36,301 --> 00:19:37,845
I'm sorry.
435
00:19:37,887 --> 00:19:41,015
- It's okay. Thanks for saying something.
436
00:19:41,057 --> 00:19:43,934
To be honest, I miss you. - PHOEBE: [laughing]
437
00:19:43,976 --> 00:19:47,980
- I wanna be the head! - No, I want to!
438
00:19:48,022 --> 00:19:51,817
- I miss you so so much. - PHOEBE: [laughing]
439
00:19:54,486 --> 00:19:56,405
- Sabrina's top is made in China,
440
00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:59,658
as was Emma's shoes and my hair tie and my purse and my phone.
441
00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:01,660
- Okay, that's enough.
442
00:20:01,702 --> 00:20:02,912
You girls get a "C".
443
00:20:02,953 --> 00:20:04,705
- Yes, a "C"!
444
00:20:04,747 --> 00:20:07,457
Daddy is getting me a new car!
445
00:20:07,499 --> 00:20:09,292
- PHOEBE: [sighing]
446
00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:11,045
- Maybe next time try to go the extra mile--
447
00:20:11,087 --> 00:20:13,338
like Sarah's group and their dragon.
448
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:16,717
- ALL: Choo-choo!
449
00:20:16,759 --> 00:20:19,095
- Next up, Phoebe and Max.
450
00:20:19,136 --> 00:20:21,513
- Um, actually, Max isn't here yet.
451
00:20:21,555 --> 00:20:23,933
- Well, as they say in China...
452
00:20:23,974 --> 00:20:25,726
tough noogies.
453
00:20:28,812 --> 00:20:33,192
- Um, okay, so Max and I wanted to celebrate China
454
00:20:33,234 --> 00:20:36,987
by making egg rolls. - [egg rolls thudding]
455
00:20:37,029 --> 00:20:39,823
- Uh, sorry, guys, they're... they're still good.
456
00:20:39,865 --> 00:20:42,952
Uh, in China, the five second rule
457
00:20:42,993 --> 00:20:45,704
is a ten second rule due to the time difference.
458
00:20:45,746 --> 00:20:49,499
We're getting an "F" aren't we?
459
00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:50,626
- [fireworks exploding]
460
00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:52,795
- Oh, my gosh, fireworks!
461
00:20:52,836 --> 00:20:55,672
- [fireworks continue]
462
00:21:01,262 --> 00:21:03,097
- Behold!
463
00:21:03,139 --> 00:21:05,682
One of China's oldest traditions.
464
00:21:05,724 --> 00:21:07,184
Fireworks are used in celebration,
465
00:21:07,226 --> 00:21:09,478
but were originally used to scare off spirits
466
00:21:09,519 --> 00:21:12,856
and sisters who think they're better than their brothers.
467
00:21:12,898 --> 00:21:16,110
- Max, you set off fireworks on school grounds?
468
00:21:16,152 --> 00:21:18,695
- Phoebe and I did. As a group.
469
00:21:18,737 --> 00:21:20,197
- Actually, Mrs. Austin--
470
00:21:20,239 --> 00:21:23,408
- I love it! - That is exactly what we did.
471
00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:26,411
Max and I are in the same group and this is our project.
472
00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:28,122
♪ Ta-da! ♪
473
00:21:28,164 --> 00:21:30,833
- Well, what do the Chinese characters say?
474
00:21:30,874 --> 00:21:33,169
- Uh... - Don't be modest, Phoebe.
475
00:21:33,210 --> 00:21:35,254
It was Phoebe's idea to have the fireworks spell out--
476
00:21:35,296 --> 00:21:39,175
"it's better to try and fail than not try at all."
477
00:21:39,216 --> 00:21:42,552
- Yes! Yes! The Thundermans get an "A"!
478
00:21:42,594 --> 00:21:45,097
- ALL: [applauding]
479
00:21:48,684 --> 00:21:49,977
- Nice job. - Thanks.
480
00:21:50,019 --> 00:21:51,645
I was up all night twisting fuses
481
00:21:51,687 --> 00:21:53,605
and packing bootleg gunpowder.
482
00:21:53,647 --> 00:21:56,025
- Well, it was worth it. Thank you.
483
00:21:56,066 --> 00:21:58,277
Now you can tell me what those characters really spell out.
484
00:21:58,319 --> 00:22:00,988
- Oh, "Phoebe smells like a wet donkey."
485
00:22:01,030 --> 00:22:01,738
- Clever.
486
00:22:02,739 --> 00:22:03,282
Egg roll?
487
00:22:03,324 --> 00:22:04,908
- Sure!
488
00:22:11,540 --> 00:22:21,550
- ♪
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00:22:21,591 --> 00:22:27,681
- ♪
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