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- ♪
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- Hey, look at you on your first day of work.
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You even look adorable covered in Splat spew.
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- Yeah, I'm all dirty from cleaning the tubes.
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Jay Jay doesn't know how I do it.
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[arm squeaking]
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- Wow, now I know who to call when I accidentally
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flush an earring down the toilet.
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- Yep, you call me, I'll call a plumber.
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- Well, anyway, good luck with your first day of work
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and stay on your toes--
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all 11 of them. - Shhh. Quiet.
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You're the only person who knows about my bonus toe.
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Well, you and that dude at the sandal store.
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- Hey, I think your bonus toe is cute.
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- Well, I don't. It's my secret shame.
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My hairy, pointed- the-wrong-way shame.
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- Link, you can trust me, okay?
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We're in the secret-sharing phase now that
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we're officially "Phoebink." - Unh.
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- "Linkebe." - Uh...
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- Okay, our names don't go together,
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but we do. - BOTH: [laughing]
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- Guys, I found us a new drummer.
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This is Wolfgang.
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- That's a weird name.
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What's up? I'm Oyster.
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- And I'm Gideon.
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I'm kinda the heart throb of this band.
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- Wolfgang is exactly what we've been looking for.
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There's just one tiny catch.
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- [speaking German] Wolfgang!
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- He's a foreign exchange student
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who only speaks German.
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Oh, by the way, Gideon, he lives with your family now.
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- Fine, but I'm not sharing my water bed.
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- How about we celebrate with a rock feast?
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- [button beeping]
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- One taco?
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- It's all we can afford, bro.
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- ALL: [clamoring]
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- Hi, guys!
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You're a band, right?
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- Yeah--unless you're lookin' for a stolen cowbell.
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Then, no. - [tapping cowbell]
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- I'm holding auditions to hire a band
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to play here every Saturday.
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- Cool! - Awesome! - Wolfgang!
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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A band of our caliber comes at a price.
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- The pay is free food. - That's the price.
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- Wait, how can we be the Splatburger band,
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if we don't have a single good song?
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- What about the new song I wrote?
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Everyone will love it. Watch.
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♪ Words words words words are for nerds ♪
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♪ Nerds nerds nerds are using the words ♪
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♪ So we won't use words ♪
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- [electric guitar high notes]
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- [buttons beeping]
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- ♪ Words words words words are for nerds ♪
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- Uh-oh, they're ordering tomatoes.
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We should stop them. - Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!
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- You really shouldn't try so hard on your first day.
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- ♪ Words are for nerds ♪ - [tomatoes splatting]
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- [one note playing]
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- ♪
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♪ What you see ♪
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♪ Is not what you get ♪
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♪ Livin' our lives with a secret ♪
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♪ We fit right in ♪
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♪ Bet you never guessed ♪
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♪ 'Cause we're livin' our lives ♪
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♪ Just like all the rest ♪
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♪ A picture perfect family ♪
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♪ Is what we try to be ♪
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♪ Look closer, you might see ♪
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♪ The crazy things we do ♪
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♪ This isn't make believe ♪
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♪ It's our reality ♪
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♪ Just your average family ♪
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♪ Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble ♪
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♪ Livin' a double life ♪
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- Our band needs a new hit song and I've got nothing.
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Colosso, what rhymes with snot rocket?
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- You stink at writing songs--ocket.
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- Whatever--like you know anything about making music.
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- For your information,
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I once dropped my own rap album.
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- ♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! ♪
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- ♪ I hipped and I hopped I could go non-stop ♪
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♪ Because I am a bunny and carrots are my-- ♪
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- Enough!
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That sounds awful.
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- Yeah, well, I didn't say I wrote good music.
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To do that you need to have a heart
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and supervillains like us don't have one.
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- Hey, I have a heart, okay? It's just...
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filled with spiders and black licorice.
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Maybe I don't have what it takes to write a good song.
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- Link is seriously the best boyfriend ever.
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- I know. I feel like every time I turn around,
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he's giving you another gift.
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- [arm squeaking]
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- [gasping]
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- [arm squeaking]
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- [door closes]
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- See? You're dating a gift ninja.
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- Yeah, I'm running out of space in my diary
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to write about him.
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Seven hundred pages of passion and poetry
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straight from the heart.
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- The tree that died to make that diary
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dies a little more every time you write in it.
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- Max, if you want a hit song with meaning and passion,
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you need to get that diary.
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- Well, I can never find her diary.
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She hides it ever since Billy did a book report on it.
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- Well, then, you've gotta sneak into her room
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and see where she puts it.
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- How would I do that?
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Hide inside of a giant teddy bear?
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- ♪
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- Aw, the gift ninja struck again.
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[sighing]
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I wonder what my sweetie wrote this time?
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"Here's this. From Link."
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Well, they can't all be winners.
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[kisses bear]
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- Dr. Colosso, you pooped in our shoes for the last time.
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- You can't prove it was me.
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- We found your tiny toilet paper.
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- And your tiny magazines.
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Maybe a ride on the twirl and hurl will teach you.
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Super-spin him, Billy.
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- [zooming] - COLOSSO: Whoa! Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Oh! Oh! Oh! Stop spinnin' me! I'm gonna puke!
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- What's going on here?
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- We were just getting Dr. Colosso back
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for pooping in our shoes.
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- What makes you think acting like that is okay?
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- Colosso! You pooped in my shoes!
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I'm canceling your tiny magazine subscription--
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after I cancel you. - Hank!
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I think the kids have been picking up
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some ugly behavior from you.
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- Uh! Uh-oh, here comes lunch!
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- [vomit splattering] - BARB: [screaming]
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- You puked on my new shoes!
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Oh, eat lightning, barf bunny!
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[powers zapping] - COLOSSO: [yelping]
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- Correction.
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They've been picking up ugly behavior from us.
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- ♪
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- [door opens, closes]
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- Okay, Dr. Colosso,
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we've been at each other's throats lately
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and that's about to end.
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- Mom's gonna light him up.
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- You are about to get a taste of what you deserve.
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- Here it comes.
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- Carrot cake!
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- BILLY, NORA, COLOSSO: What?!
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- We wanted to apologize
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for raising our voices at you earlier.
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- Oh, thanks, guys.
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I look forward to pooping this into your shoes.
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- Ho, ho, ho, Colosso. You are a scamp!
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- What's going on here?
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- Oh, I get it.
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[zooming]
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It's backwards day.
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- Can somebody tell me what's going on here?
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Billy's clothes are on backwards
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and he's making more sense than you two.
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- Your father and I need to set a better example.
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So, from now on, we're gonna be nice to Dr. Colosso,
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even if he's not being nice to us.
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- Yes, because we are superheroes
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and we must never stoop to a supervillain's level.
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- COLOSSO: Saved ya a slice, Hank!
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- [cake splatting]
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- Thanks, my furry friend.
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See? No stooping.
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- [cake splatting]
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- [laughing]
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- JAY JAY: That was great. Thank you.
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- Hey, Max, your new lyrics are incredible.
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- [speaking German]
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- You're a real softy, aren't you?
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- Yeah, I'm just a big old teddy bear.
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- Okay, you guys are up.
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- Let's go.
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All right, this song means a lot to me
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as an artist, songwriter and someone who likes free food.
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Hit it, boys!
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- ♪
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♪ You got a little secret ♪
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♪ Something I never knew ♪
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♪ But what's so special ♪
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♪ Is the trust between me and you ♪
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♪ I care about you deeply ♪
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♪ I want you to know ♪
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♪ I'll never speak a word about your bonus toe ♪
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- ♪ Your bonus toe ♪
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- ♪ It's no biggie ♪ - ♪ Your bonus toe ♪
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- ♪ So get jiggy ♪ - ♪ Your bonus toe ♪
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- ♪ With your extra piggy ♪
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♪ I'll never speak a word about your bonus toe ♪
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- That's enough! That's enough!
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Wow! [laughing]
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Just give us a sec, okay?
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- Max, I need to talk to you.
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- Sorry, Link, no autographs for dudes.
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- N-N-N-No.
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Did you find out about my extra toe from Phoebe?
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- Oh, um, technically, yes.
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Is it weird that I'm dying to see it?
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- I can't believe she told you my secret.
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- You'd better get some more songs ready.
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You boys are the house band at Splatburger!
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- CROWD: [applauding] - BAND: [hooting]
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- Hey, Link. What time you gettin' off work?
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I actually flushed an earring down the toilet.
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- Was that before or after you flushed my trust?
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- What are you talking about? - You know what you did.
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I don't think we should see each other any more.
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- Wait, Link, you can't just leave.
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- Right, my shift's not over yet.
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- ♪ Your bonus toe ♪
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- Good rehearsal, guys.
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- Wolfgang!
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- Wolfgang's right. It wasn't good.
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We just played our one song over and over.
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- Yeah, bro, if we wanna keep our gig, and get free food,
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we need more good songs like "Bonus Toe."
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- Hey, relax. Maxie's gonna write us a hit.
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You guys go home.
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I just need to find my inspiration.
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And by that I mean take a peek in Phoebe's diary.
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- Congrats, Max.
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Not only did you crush that audition,
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but you also crushed your sister's heart.
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[laughing]
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- Come on, Phoebe'll be fine.
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Link will get over it and they'll get back together.
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Now if you'll excuse me,
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I have a giant teddy bear to crawl into.
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- ♪
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- That Link is such a jerk for breaking up with you.
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Hey, I know what'll make you feel better.
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Boys are stupid!
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Boys are disgusting!
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Boys are--
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Wait, this bear's a boy, right?
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- Well, it won't tell me what I did wrong--so probably.
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[sighing]
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[grunt of effort] - [heavy thud]
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- What's the use?
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Drop-kicking this bear isn't gonna help me
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find out why Link broke up with me.
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But maybe this note I wrote him will.
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I really poured my heart into it.
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- This is the most beautiful, romantic thing I have ever read.
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- Can you just take it to Link for me, please?
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- Of course.
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- [exhales] [grunt of effort]
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- [door opens, closes]
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- [heavy thudding] - MAX: [yelping]
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- Cherry, wait, don't go!
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- What's up?
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- I really need to talk to you.
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- Aw, Max.
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I'm flattered, but you're my best friend's brother
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and I just don't think-- - I'm not asking you out.
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I wanna deliver that note to Link myself
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and talk to him, guy-to-guy, to fix this.
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- That is so sweet of you to help Phoebe like that.
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- Okay, don't tell Phoebe I took the note.
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I don't want her to think I care about her.
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- You secretly have a heart.
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Are you sure you don't wanna ask me out?
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Yeah, because I'd say-- - [door slamming]
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- Hello, new hit song.
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- You talkin' to me?
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Well, I'm the only holiday creature here,
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so you must be talkin' to me.
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- You chewed holes into all our clothes?
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- I'm not answering that question
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until I put on my lawyer costume.
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- I can't wear these shorts.
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Everyone will know that I'm going through
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a "no underwear" phase.
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- Hey, so, how are you two planning to get me back?
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Am I gonna need a barf bag?
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- Yeah, 'cause here comes the twirl and hurl!
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- No, Billy!
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Remember, we don't do that anymore.
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- What gives?
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First your parents are all sunshine to me
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and now you two won't punish me?
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Oh, no, am I not annoying anymore?
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- Mom and dad taught us that a superhero
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should never stoop to a supervillain's level.
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- So, we're going to be nice to you, too--
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no matter what.
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- Is that so?
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- Come on, Billy.
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Mom said she'd take us clothes shopping at the mall.
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Yes, you need to wear underwear.
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- COMPUTER VOICE: Alert! Alert!
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Oyster, Gideon, and strange German kid approaching.
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- Hey, guys, get the new song lyrics I sent ya?
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What's happening?
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Are you guys okay?
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- The real question is--
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are you okay?
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- We read your song. We know you're in pain.
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- Strudel?
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- Save your strudel. It's just a song, guys.
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- "My heart skipped a beat when I saw you before.
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But now I'm not sure my heart even works anymore."
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That's not a song, bro, it's a cry for help.
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- Don't you think I was just being a normal,
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over-dramatic teenaged girl-- er, boy--because I'm a boy.
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- Only true pain could write words like that.
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I know. I was once burned pretty bad by a girl.
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Like actually burned.
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With a curling iron.
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- We've all been there.
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But Max has it worse. - I do?
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- Yeah, that whole part in the song about
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not knowing what you did wrong.
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- [sobbing] I don't even know what I did wrong.
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- I wanna help you, sweetie,
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but there's only one person who can tell you that.
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- [sobbing] - I know.
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- [groaning] I'll be right back.
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- He's not gonna eat it.
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Group strudel!
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- Link and I had the kind of relationship
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where we could share anything with each other.
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- I know you did, honey.
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- Now he won't even respond to my note.
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- Oh, that's because boys are stupid.
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- [mouth full of ice cream] I know!
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- Phoebe, I need to talk to you about Link.
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- Don't say his name!
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I'll be in the fridge. - [whipping cream spraying]
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- Max...Max, just leave her alone.
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She doesn't wanna think about you know who.
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Oh, I hope she doesn't find the--
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- Sausage links?!
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[sobbing]
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[screaming, sobbing]
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- ♪
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- Welcome home, family.
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- Dad, what's happening?
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- I don't know.
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- Come on, you've all been so kind to me lately.
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I wanted to make you dinner.
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- Wow, Mom, Colosso's learning from your example, too.
363
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- Yeah, I didn't expect this.
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But maybe our efforts inspired change.
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Nope, old leaves and grass.
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We're not eating this.
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- Really? What kind of lesson
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are you teaching your children, if you won't even try it?
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- BARB: [sighing]
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Mmmm, that's some good grass.
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- I can't believe we've been raking this up
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and just throwing it away.
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- Come on, kids, eat up.
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You don't want your parents to think you're being mean to me.
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- Mmm, tastes like that time I tripped in soccer.
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- This is delicious! Where'd you get it?
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- The Hiddenville Dog Park!
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- HANK, BARB, NORA: [sputtering]
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- I don't care what lesson I'm teaching my kids,
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I am done being nice to you! - Let me laser him, Dad!
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- I'm fryin' this bunny! - COLOSSO: [laughing]
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Finally, you all hate me again!
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- Wait, you want us to get mad at you?
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- Yes, I'm a supervillain.
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If I'm not annoying superheroes, I have nothing to live for.
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- So, in a weird way, what I'm about to do
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is how you prefer to be treated.
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- Your move, doody-mouth.
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[laughing]
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Whoa-a-a-a-a-a! - [heavy thud]
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- COLOSSO: Hello! That's what I'm talkin' about!
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- Billy, stop eating the dog grass.
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- [snarling like dog]
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- Hey, make sure you open with "Bonus Toe."
395
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That song inspired my new line of appe-toe-sers.
396
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- Fried toe-tellini. Maca-toe-ni and cheese?
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- JAY JAY: [laughing]
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- Boy, you really went all out.
399
00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:03,060
- Dude, what about our pay? - Ah.
400
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[clearing throat]
401
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- Sweaches! Our own private tube.
402
00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:11,568
- Wolfgang tubin'!
403
00:19:11,610 --> 00:19:14,738
- Sorry, no eats till you drop the beats.
404
00:19:18,826 --> 00:19:20,536
- Phoebe, you came.
405
00:19:20,577 --> 00:19:22,163
- Yeah, Link texted me and said he was sorry
406
00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:24,206
for being a super stretchy jerkface
407
00:19:24,247 --> 00:19:26,291
who smells like coleslaw.
408
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:28,169
- I never sent you a text.
409
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:30,046
- You didn't?
410
00:19:30,087 --> 00:19:32,089
- Okay, so I might have hacked Link's phone and texted you.
411
00:19:32,131 --> 00:19:34,008
But he does smell like coleslaw.
412
00:19:34,050 --> 00:19:35,759
- Why would you do that?
413
00:19:35,801 --> 00:19:37,511
- Because I needed to get you here
414
00:19:37,553 --> 00:19:39,680
so I could talk to you and Link.
415
00:19:39,722 --> 00:19:41,306
Here's the deal, right?
416
00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:43,308
- I don't wanna hear anything you have to say, Max.
417
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- Me, neither. I'm going home.
418
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- Come on, Max, we've gotta play now.
419
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- Phoebe, don't go!
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♪ There's something you gotta know ♪
421
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- What are you doing, dude?
422
00:19:58,240 --> 00:19:59,449
We're supposed to play "Bonus Toe." - All right, new plan. Watch me for the changes.
423
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Try to keep up.
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♪ This is a song about Phoebe ♪
425
00:20:05,414 --> 00:20:08,792
♪ So Link put down that drinky ♪
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00:20:08,834 --> 00:20:11,754
♪ Phoebe didn't tell me about your extra piggy ♪
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♪ I needed a song to get my band this giggy ♪
428
00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:19,595
♪ So I stole a page from her diary ♪
429
00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:22,347
♪ And I passed it off as a song ♪
430
00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:26,102
♪ Diary ♪
431
00:20:26,143 --> 00:20:29,063
♪ Phoebe wasn't the one who broke your trust ♪
432
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♪ It was her awesome brother--Maximus! ♪
433
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See you next week.
434
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- I'm so sorry, Phoebe. I...
435
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,294
When I thought that you told Max my secret,
436
00:20:52,335 --> 00:20:54,671
I was so hurt, I... I couldn't even talk to you.
437
00:20:54,713 --> 00:20:56,840
- Link, I would never do that.
438
00:20:56,882 --> 00:20:58,759
You mean so much to me.
439
00:20:58,801 --> 00:21:01,804
Didn't you read my note? - What note?
440
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- [tiny voice] This note.
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00:21:07,726 --> 00:21:09,186
- All right, new rule.
442
00:21:09,228 --> 00:21:11,396
Whenever something doesn't seem right between us,
443
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we assume Max has done something terrible.
444
00:21:13,816 --> 00:21:15,567
- [laughing] Deal.
445
00:21:15,609 --> 00:21:18,195
- BOTH: [laughing]
446
00:21:18,237 --> 00:21:19,947
- JAY JAY: [clearing throat]
447
00:21:19,989 --> 00:21:23,284
- Okay, let me explain why we didn't play "Bonus Toe."
448
00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:24,326
It's actually quite touching.
449
00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:27,955
Phoebe and Link-- - You're fired!
450
00:21:27,997 --> 00:21:31,458
- Well, you just missed out on a really great story.
451
00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:34,503
You would have loved the part about the bear.
452
00:21:37,131 --> 00:21:41,218
Guys, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to get us fired.
453
00:21:41,260 --> 00:21:44,429
- Apologize later and help us load up.
454
00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:46,723
- Wolfgang swiped Jay Jay's tube remote.
455
00:21:46,765 --> 00:21:49,726
- Wolfgang is swipin'.
456
00:21:49,768 --> 00:21:52,688
- Hey, get away from that tube!
457
00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:56,233
- Busted! Run!
458
00:21:56,275 --> 00:21:58,401
- PHOEBE: [powers zapping]
459
00:21:58,443 --> 00:22:01,030
- [heavy thudding] - [drum bangs]
460
00:22:01,071 --> 00:22:03,324
- Ah, revenge. Check!
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00:22:10,831 --> 00:22:20,841
- ♪
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00:22:20,883 --> 00:22:26,722
- ♪
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