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- Phoebe Thunderman's journalism class topic--
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"Gum Chewing Habits in a Typical Suburban High School."
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[scraping gum]
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- [gum splats]
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- Phoebe, did you just spit your gum at me?
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- No, Winnie, I would never do that.
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It was somebody else's gum.
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I'm doing this fascinating article on gum chewing.
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- By "fascinating" do you mean "gross"?
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- Yeah.
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Can I have your gum?
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- Don't take this the wrong way...
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...but no. [pats shoulder]
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- I'm starting think this was a bad idea.
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[sighing] - Hey, Phoebe.
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This is for your dumb gum project.
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Ah!
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- Help me come up with a new story for journalism class.
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If my article gets on the cover of the school newspaper,
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it's a guaranteed "A".
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- Oh, I've got the perfect headline--
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"Handsome Brother Walks Away."
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Hey, Rebel Raptor's struck again.
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Whoever's making these has really captured
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Bradford's stink lines.
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- STUDENTS: [laughing]
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- Stop laughing!
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I am sick of these posters.
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This has been going on for weeks.
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What? Oh! You!
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- Hey, hey, before you accuse me,
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I want you to know I did not do this, all right?
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I was home all night.
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Ask Phoebe.
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- Hello, High School Janitors of America,
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um, can I please speak to your scraped gum division?
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- Max in the house!
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- Quiet, Max.
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Sorry, that was my brother. He is dumb as a board.
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It's true, Principal Bradford.
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Max was home all night while I worked on my article
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on gum chewing habits in a typical suburban--
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- Don't care!
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When I catch this Rebel Raptor, they're gonna get
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the worst punishment this school has to offer.
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- What? Being principal for a day?
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- They're gonna spend the rest of high school
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workin' the lunch line!
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- Max, the Rebel Raptor. That's it.
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It's the perfect article.
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If I can find out who he is,
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it'll get me the cover and the "A".
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- And I'd better not see another one of these posters of me!
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- STUDENTS: [laughing]
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- ♪
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♪ What you see ♪
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♪ Is not what you get ♪
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♪ Livin' our lives with a secret ♪
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♪ We fit right in ♪
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♪ Bet you never guessed ♪
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♪ 'Cause we're livin' our lives ♪
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♪ Just like all the rest ♪
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♪ A picture perfect family ♪
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♪ Is what we try to be ♪
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♪ Look closer, you might see ♪
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♪ The crazy things we do ♪
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♪ This isn't make believe ♪
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♪ It's our reality ♪
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♪ Just your average family ♪
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♪ Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble ♪
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♪ Livin' a double life ♪
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- How is your Rebel Raptor search going?
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- Great. I made a list of everyone at school
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with the skills to pull off these stunts
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and summoned them here.
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- Hm, and he's the only one who showed up?
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- Yep.
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- So this isn't a date?
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- No.
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- Can it be? - No!
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- Your loss, baby.
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- Phoebe, I don't know how
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you're gonna find out who this guy is.
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You should just give up.
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- You don't get "A"'s by giving up, Max.
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You have to work hard.
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I mean, pffft, it's not like the Rebel Raptor
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is gonna contact me. - [text tone chimes]
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- It's a message from the Rebel Raptor!
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All my hard work finally paid off.
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- You didn't do anything.
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- Um, I don't have the time to explain journalism to you.
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Wait, it says he wants to do an interview with me
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to tell his story,
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but only if I keep his identity a secret.
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Pffft, it's a deal.
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- Would chocolates change your mind?
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- No!
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- Is your mom home? - Get out!
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- ♪
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- MAN ON VIDEO: Aliens are everywhere.
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They could be in your city, your neighborhood,
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or even sitting right next to you.
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- [dramatic music]
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- BOTH: Ahhhhhh!
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- What's going on?
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- Billy's an alien!
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- That's what an alien would say!
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- Okay, I told you guys to stop watching these videos.
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There's no such thing as aliens.
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- Aw, it's just a little harmless fun, Barb.
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What's the worst that can happen?
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- Show your face, alien!
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- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Okay! Okay!
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Guys, your mom is right.
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There's no such thing as aliens.
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But have you ever heard of the chubacabra?
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- Hank!
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Now no more ripping each other's faces off, you got it?
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- [screeches like "alien"]
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- Okay, maybe you're not an alien,
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but do you know who is?
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That weird guy who sells pretzels at the mall.
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- It's so true.
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Let's see what he's hiding under that paper hat.
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[zooming]
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Hair. He was hiding hair.
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- [whimsical suspenseful music]
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- Rebel Raptor, I'm alone, like you asked.
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- [electronic voice] Why are you dressed
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like a black and white movie?
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- I'm a hard-hitting reporter with a nose for news.
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- You're in a journalism class taught by the gym teacher.
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- Now, tell me, how did you come up with your name--
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Rebel Raptor?
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- There are certain things about my legend
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that must remain shrouded in mystery.
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- WOMAN: Why is it so dark in here?
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- Mom, you totally ruined my shrouded mystery!
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- BARB: Oh, I'm sorry, sweetie.
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Who are you talking to?
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Oh, hey, Phoebe.
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Why are you dressed like a black and white movie?
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- You're the Rebel Raptor?
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How are you the Rebel Raptor?
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You were home every night. I saw you.
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- Did you really see me, though?
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- Hello, High School Janitors of America,
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um, can I please speak to your scraped gum division?
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- Max in the house!
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- Quiet, Max.
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Sorry, that was my brother. He is dumb as a board.
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- [cut-out thudding] - COLOSSO: [laughing]
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[laughing]
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He's not the only dummy! [laughing]
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- Come on, Max, there's no way that could have really happened.
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- COLOSSO: [laughing]
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It's too easy! [laughing]
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- Ah!
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- Phoebe, you cannot tell anyone I'm the Rebel Raptor.
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Bradford'll make me work the cafeteria
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and wear a hair net.
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You can't cage this mane!
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- All right, relax, Max.
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I--I gave you my word
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and superheroes always keep their word.
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- Thank you.
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- But I also want that "A". - Oh, here's the catch.
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- You're gonna give me an exclusive photo
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with the Rebel Raptor before his next poster goes up.
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- And you'll blur my face?
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- I do that with all your photos.
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- All right, I'll do it.
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- Great! Now, first question...
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- Max! [sighing]
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- Be right down. Just getting a sandwich.
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- Do you see any aliens yet?
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- Ah! Flying saucer shaped like the moon!
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- That is the moon, Gali-lamo.
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- At least I'm trying to find aliens.
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All you did was make tuna casserole.
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- That's alien bait.
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They like human brains,
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so I made some from noodles and white cat food.
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- [food splatting]
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- Ew, noodles!
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- [screechy singing]
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- What was that?
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- That's the noodles talkin'.
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- [screechy singing continues]
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- It's coming from Mrs. Wong's house.
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- [screechy singing continues]
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Huh?
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Huh! [growling]
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- Mrs. Wong's an alien and she saw us.
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Run! - BILLY: [zooming]
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- Why did I get the laser eyes?
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- I'm telling you-- we saw an alien.
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- Uh-huh. Whose hair did you rip out this time?
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- We were wrong about Pretzel Pete.
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But we're right about Mrs. Wong.
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- Just because she's completely void of human emotion
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doesn't make her an alien.
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- But she has a huge bug head--like...
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- Okay, now you're just being mean.
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No more alien talk and that's final.
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- Now, I'm gonna go have more of that delicious
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tuna noodle casserole your mom made.
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- I didn't make a tuna noodle casserole.
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- Hey, did you get the cover story?
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- Yep, and the "A".
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This is so great.
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- No, I'm so great.
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Check it out. Less attractive copy cats.
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Ah, I remember my first act of vandalism.
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- Phoebe, your article was amazing.
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The Raptor's such a bad boy.
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Was he cute?
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- He certainly thinks so.
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- Well, you can give us all the deets
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when you sit with us at lunch today.
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- Definitely. See ya soon.
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This day could not get better.
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- Tell me who the Rebel Raptor is now!
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- But it could get worse.
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- The name.
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- All right, Principal Bradford, the truth is...
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I can't tell you.
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- Phoebe, how could you? Wait! What?
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- I promised my source that I would protect them
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and I don't break my promises.
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- [silently] Thank you.
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- Phoebe, I have to say that
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I am impressed with your integrity.
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- Really? - No.
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Either you tell me who the Rebel Raptor is
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or I will make you Hiddenville High's newest lunch lady.
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- You're bluffing.
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- [elastic snapping]
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- Okay, you can stop bluffing now.
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- [laughing]
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- [food splatting] - Next.
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Hey, Winnie! Look who's got the hook up for ya.
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Extra--
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whatever this is.
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- Uh, I was just gonna have the salad.
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- I think this is the salad.
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- So, I guess we won't be having lunch together, Phoebe.
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- Well, I mean, unless you guys wanna come sit over here.
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I can flip over that mop bucket.
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Yeah, I just heard myself. Go enjoy your life.
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- I can't believe I used to go out with you.
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- Hey, Phoebe, I just wanna-- - Make fun of me?
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Go right ahead.
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- No, I'm not here to make fun of you.
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I'm here to thank you for keeping your word.
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And now that I'm done with that--
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what's living on your face?
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- It's a mole.
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Gladys says you sprout one the moment you tie on the apron.
261
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- And we are "Sisters of the Mole."
262
00:11:42,953 --> 00:11:44,539
- [silently] Help me.
263
00:11:47,291 --> 00:11:49,085
- Gladys!
264
00:11:49,126 --> 00:11:51,170
The students are rebelling.
265
00:11:51,212 --> 00:11:54,632
Look at what they've done to me.
266
00:11:54,674 --> 00:11:56,426
- Ha! Ha!
267
00:11:56,467 --> 00:11:57,968
You are garbage face!
268
00:11:58,010 --> 00:12:01,472
[cackling laughter]
269
00:12:01,514 --> 00:12:05,059
- Ah. Ready to tell me who the Rebel Raptor is?
270
00:12:05,101 --> 00:12:07,311
- I'm sorry, Principal Bradford, I told you I can't.
271
00:12:07,353 --> 00:12:09,021
- Then you get to keep your job.
272
00:12:09,063 --> 00:12:12,816
- Now make me 500 hot dogs by the end of the day.
273
00:12:12,858 --> 00:12:14,527
- What? But I'll miss fifth period.
274
00:12:14,569 --> 00:12:16,654
- Oh? Oh, is that when you take history of--
275
00:12:16,696 --> 00:12:18,322
just do what I say!
276
00:12:20,533 --> 00:12:22,118
- That's strange.
277
00:12:22,159 --> 00:12:24,786
Why would Bradford need 500 hot dogs?
278
00:12:24,828 --> 00:12:25,955
What do you think he's hiding?
279
00:12:25,996 --> 00:12:28,750
- I don't know-- a second stomach?
280
00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:29,959
- No, I mean, he's up to something.
281
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,961
And if you can figure out what it is...
282
00:12:32,002 --> 00:12:33,379
- ...then I can use it against him
283
00:12:33,421 --> 00:12:35,298
and get out of this cafeteria!
284
00:12:35,339 --> 00:12:37,383
All right, how are we gonna find out what he's hiding?
285
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- We? You mean you and the mole? 'Cause I'm out.
286
00:12:40,094 --> 00:12:42,096
- What? Seriously?
287
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I'm covering for you and you're not gonna help me?
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- Phoebe, if I helped you,
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that would make your self-sacrifice meaningless
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and I can't do that to you.
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[chomping apple]
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[mouth full of apple] Good luck.
293
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- If these cool hats don't protect us from aliens,
294
00:13:00,197 --> 00:13:02,659
at least Thunderman and Electriss will.
295
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- BARB: All right, kids, we'll be back soon.
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We're going out for a run.
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- What?
298
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- That's what I said when your mom suggested it.
299
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- You guys can't leave us alone.
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- Don't worry, Max is here.
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- Thank goodness we're not totally alone.
302
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- MAX's VOICE: Max in the house.
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- [cut-out thudding]
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- HANK: [grunting] Oh, come on.
305
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- Hello, Thundermans.
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Look what I have.
307
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- Oh, Barb, you ordered a pizza for our run?
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[sniffling] You really get me.
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- No, Hank.
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Mrs. Wong, what are you doing here?
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- I'm trying a new "Alien" theme for my restaurant.
312
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This is my U-F-Oh-so-good pizza.
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I came to do a taste test. - HANK: Mmmmm!
314
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- [slaps hand] Not you!
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You like everything.
316
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- But not everyone.
317
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- I want your kids to tell me if it tastes delicious--
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or like something you'd cook.
319
00:13:57,547 --> 00:14:01,509
- Hey, my wife made a great tuna noodle casserole.
320
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- I didn't make a casserole.
321
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Well, go ahead, Mrs. Wong. Billy and Nora love pizza
322
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and they won't stop talking about aliens.
323
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- Feel free to pick their brains.
324
00:14:12,562 --> 00:14:14,980
- Wait, they like aliens?
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Then they'll love my new uniform.
326
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- [door latch clicking]
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- There, I've locked every door in the house.
328
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Now no aliens can get in.
329
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- I'll do it, too, just to be safe.
330
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[zooming] - [locks clicking]
331
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- And now they're double-locked.
332
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- You just unlocked all the doors I locked.
333
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- [knock at door]
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- It's open.
335
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- [spooky music]
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- Hello, Earthlings.
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Get ready for a close encounter of the "Wong" kind.
338
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- BOTH: Ahhhhhh!
339
00:14:58,691 --> 00:15:01,277
- [heavy thud] - [groaning]
340
00:15:08,492 --> 00:15:10,870
Good thing nobody saw that.
341
00:15:10,912 --> 00:15:12,496
- Oh, I saw that.
342
00:15:12,538 --> 00:15:14,540
- Phoebe, what are you doing in here?
343
00:15:14,582 --> 00:15:16,542
- Well, I snuck back in so I could
344
00:15:16,584 --> 00:15:18,544
follow those hot dogs and see what Bradford is up to and--
345
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wait a minute!
346
00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:22,047
Did you sneak into school to help me?
347
00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:23,966
- What? No, I'm not helping you.
348
00:15:24,007 --> 00:15:26,176
The Rebel Raptor snuck in to get dirt on Bradford
349
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for his latest poster.
350
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Totally different.
351
00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:30,765
- Yeah, right. You came here to help me.
352
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You act like you're-- - Shhhh!
353
00:15:32,642 --> 00:15:34,310
Someone's coming.
354
00:15:39,941 --> 00:15:41,108
That's not Bradford.
355
00:15:41,150 --> 00:15:43,193
But he's our lead in finding his secret.
356
00:15:43,235 --> 00:15:45,279
Come on!
357
00:15:46,948 --> 00:15:48,908
- All right, get ready to see--
358
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good grief, what am I looking at?
359
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- CROWD: [shouting encouragement]
360
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- YELLOW MAN: [squawking]
361
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- The champion has the challenger
362
00:16:02,338 --> 00:16:04,465
locked in the dreaded "pinky swear."
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- YELLOW MAN: [squawking]
364
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- [heavy thud] - CROWD: Oh!
365
00:16:09,261 --> 00:16:10,638
Oh!
366
00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:12,723
- One...two... - YELLOW MAN: [squawking]
367
00:16:12,765 --> 00:16:14,475
- MODERATOR: ...three! - [bell ringing]
368
00:16:14,517 --> 00:16:19,563
- CROWD: [cheering]
369
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- YELLOW MAN: [screaming]
370
00:16:20,815 --> 00:16:23,400
- The winner and reigning champion,
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00:16:23,442 --> 00:16:26,028
the Duke of Detention,
372
00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:29,532
the Sultan of Suspension.
373
00:16:29,573 --> 00:16:31,033
- Does Bradford know there's an illegal wrestling club
374
00:16:31,074 --> 00:16:32,785
in the school at night?
375
00:16:32,827 --> 00:16:34,620
- Principal Pain!
376
00:16:34,662 --> 00:16:39,208
- [laughing] - CROWD: [cheering]
377
00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:42,211
- PHOEBE: I'm guessing yes.
378
00:16:42,252 --> 00:16:44,254
- Bradford is a wrestler?
379
00:16:44,296 --> 00:16:48,968
His life outside the school is inside the school.
380
00:16:49,010 --> 00:16:51,470
That is so sad.
381
00:16:51,512 --> 00:16:53,222
- Yeah, but a picture of Bradford holding
382
00:16:53,263 --> 00:16:54,473
an underground wrestling match
383
00:16:54,515 --> 00:16:57,601
will get me off lunch lady lane.
384
00:16:57,643 --> 00:17:00,229
Oh, I've gotta get that mask off.
385
00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:03,399
[powers zapping]
386
00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:05,526
Great, it's stuck on his fat head.
387
00:17:05,568 --> 00:17:07,403
How am I gonna get it off?
388
00:17:07,444 --> 00:17:09,530
- You're not.
389
00:17:11,532 --> 00:17:13,116
I am.
390
00:17:13,158 --> 00:17:14,451
When I beat him in the ring.
391
00:17:14,493 --> 00:17:15,953
- Aha! I knew you were here to help me.
392
00:17:15,995 --> 00:17:18,831
- Okay, fine. I'm here to help you.
393
00:17:18,873 --> 00:17:20,708
You stood up for me. Kept my secret.
394
00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:22,585
I owe ya one.
395
00:17:22,626 --> 00:17:24,837
Now slap me! - What? To get you psyched?
396
00:17:24,879 --> 00:17:26,797
- No, for helping you.
397
00:17:26,839 --> 00:17:29,633
- [sharp slap] - Oh! Thanks.
398
00:17:29,675 --> 00:17:33,596
Now it's time to body slam Bradford.
399
00:17:33,637 --> 00:17:35,598
- You realize that's a jock strap.
400
00:17:35,639 --> 00:17:37,600
- [yelping] Ughhh!
401
00:17:37,641 --> 00:17:39,769
- [spooky "alien" music]
402
00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:41,854
- Where are you, my little test subjects?
403
00:17:41,896 --> 00:17:45,232
Get out here so I can pick your brains.
404
00:17:47,693 --> 00:17:50,071
- Nora, I'm gonna jump out.
405
00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:53,407
While Wong picks my brain, you go save yourself.
406
00:17:53,449 --> 00:17:54,867
- That's nice of you, Billy,
407
00:17:54,909 --> 00:17:58,955
but I don't think your brain's gonna buy me much time.
408
00:17:58,996 --> 00:18:00,790
- So, what are we gonna do?
409
00:18:00,831 --> 00:18:02,541
- Remember who we are.
410
00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:03,834
- Terrified children--
411
00:18:03,876 --> 00:18:06,796
who may have soiled their underwear?
412
00:18:06,837 --> 00:18:09,506
- No, superheroes.
413
00:18:09,548 --> 00:18:11,592
I'll distract the Wong
414
00:18:11,634 --> 00:18:13,552
while you super-speed tie her up.
415
00:18:13,594 --> 00:18:15,554
- Come on, kiddies, I've got something for you
416
00:18:15,596 --> 00:18:17,473
that's out of this world.
417
00:18:17,514 --> 00:18:19,767
- Die, space creep!
418
00:18:19,809 --> 00:18:22,686
- Ah!
419
00:18:22,728 --> 00:18:25,481
Ah! I can't see!
420
00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:27,942
- BILLY: [zooming]
421
00:18:27,984 --> 00:18:30,235
Finish her, Nora.
422
00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:31,988
- [powers zapping] - Kids, stop!
423
00:18:32,029 --> 00:18:34,197
What are you doing?
424
00:18:34,239 --> 00:18:36,784
- Mrs. Wong's a creepy alien and tried to pick our brains!
425
00:18:36,826 --> 00:18:39,036
So, ET is about to go to the ER!
426
00:18:39,078 --> 00:18:40,537
- BARB: No!
427
00:18:40,579 --> 00:18:42,665
Mrs. Wong is not an alien.
428
00:18:42,706 --> 00:18:46,085
She was just thinking of having an alien-themed restaurant.
429
00:18:46,127 --> 00:18:48,796
Apparently, with costumes.
430
00:18:48,838 --> 00:18:51,423
- She just wanted you kids to try her new pizza.
431
00:18:51,465 --> 00:18:53,300
- Not any more, jerks!
432
00:18:53,342 --> 00:18:55,260
You kids are crazy!
433
00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:58,722
And your breath smells like cat food.
434
00:18:58,764 --> 00:19:01,308
- You put cat food in your casserole?
435
00:19:01,350 --> 00:19:04,186
- I didn't make a casserole!
436
00:19:04,227 --> 00:19:07,481
- But, wait, we heard alien noises coming from your house.
437
00:19:07,523 --> 00:19:09,274
- What alien noises?
438
00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:10,442
The only sound coming from my house
439
00:19:10,484 --> 00:19:12,903
is my beautiful singing.
440
00:19:12,945 --> 00:19:16,157
- [screechy singing] - Finish her, Nora!
441
00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:18,159
- [powers zapping] - BARB: [covering Nora's eyes]
442
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,785
- [screechy singing continues]
443
00:19:21,662 --> 00:19:24,331
- All right, which one of you is loco enough
444
00:19:24,373 --> 00:19:27,793
to take on Principal Pain?
445
00:19:27,835 --> 00:19:30,504
- I'm so ready!
446
00:19:30,546 --> 00:19:32,882
Get ready, old man, 'cause you're about to be--
447
00:19:32,923 --> 00:19:35,968
- BRADFORD: [roaring] - MAX: [screaming]
448
00:19:36,010 --> 00:19:37,511
- BOTH: [grunting]
449
00:19:37,553 --> 00:19:40,181
- [heavy thud] - MAX: Whoa!
450
00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:42,307
- MODERATOR: Ooh, the champion is taking the challenger
451
00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:44,810
to pretzel town.
452
00:19:44,852 --> 00:19:48,064
- All right, Principal Pain, time for a little payback.
453
00:19:48,105 --> 00:19:49,356
[powers zapping]
454
00:19:49,398 --> 00:19:50,900
- BRADFORD: [screaming]
455
00:19:50,941 --> 00:19:54,403
- It looks like this challenger has some fight in him.
456
00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:55,779
- [powers zapping]
457
00:19:55,821 --> 00:19:58,490
- MODERATOR: Look at this high-flyer.
458
00:19:58,532 --> 00:19:59,909
I haven't seen moves like this
459
00:19:59,950 --> 00:20:04,371
since The Flying Squirrel fought Andrew Craig.
460
00:20:04,413 --> 00:20:06,832
- Get ready, you big-headed goon, 'cause this is gonna hurt.
461
00:20:09,043 --> 00:20:11,087
Hey! Hey, I can't see!
462
00:20:11,128 --> 00:20:12,504
Down in front! down in front!
463
00:20:12,546 --> 00:20:13,839
- MAX: Oh! - [heavy thud]
464
00:20:13,881 --> 00:20:16,050
- Uh-oh, looks like Principal Pain's gonna
465
00:20:16,092 --> 00:20:18,886
send him to the school nurse.
466
00:20:18,928 --> 00:20:20,554
- Nice try, pal.
467
00:20:20,596 --> 00:20:22,806
But you're about to be expelled!
468
00:20:22,848 --> 00:20:24,266
- MAX: [screaming]
469
00:20:24,307 --> 00:20:26,852
- And the challenger is down!
470
00:20:26,894 --> 00:20:30,106
One...two...
471
00:20:30,147 --> 00:20:32,191
- Not so fast!
472
00:20:32,233 --> 00:20:34,818
- MODERATOR: Another mystery wrestler has entered the ring.
473
00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:36,946
Looks like this challenger's a tag team.
474
00:20:36,987 --> 00:20:40,991
If there were rules, this would be illegal.
475
00:20:41,033 --> 00:20:43,410
- Thanks. Ready to do this?
476
00:20:43,452 --> 00:20:45,621
- PHOEBE & MAX: [roaring]
477
00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:53,087
- Okay, I'm really surprised at how good he is at this.
478
00:20:53,129 --> 00:20:55,047
- MODERATOR: Principal Pain is outside the ring
479
00:20:55,089 --> 00:20:56,924
looking for something.
480
00:20:56,966 --> 00:20:58,717
- What's he looking for? What's he looking for?
481
00:20:58,759 --> 00:21:02,054
- He's found it-- The "Board" of Education.
482
00:21:02,096 --> 00:21:04,848
- Okay, there really should be some rules.
483
00:21:04,890 --> 00:21:08,227
- CROWD: [shouting encouragement]
484
00:21:08,269 --> 00:21:10,020
- [roaring]
485
00:21:10,062 --> 00:21:12,148
- [powers zapping] - [hot dog wiener zooming]
486
00:21:12,189 --> 00:21:14,066
- Oh!
487
00:21:14,108 --> 00:21:16,526
Oh, my back.
488
00:21:16,568 --> 00:21:19,404
- MODERATOR: One...two...
489
00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:22,491
three! - [bell ringing]
490
00:21:22,532 --> 00:21:27,871
- CROWD: [cheering]
491
00:21:27,913 --> 00:21:29,706
- That was the most electrifying match
492
00:21:29,748 --> 00:21:31,625
in underground school wrestling history.
493
00:21:31,667 --> 00:21:33,919
Who are our new champions?
494
00:21:33,961 --> 00:21:36,297
- I am the Rebel Raptor!
495
00:21:36,338 --> 00:21:38,257
- I knew it!
496
00:21:38,299 --> 00:21:40,259
- And I...
497
00:21:40,301 --> 00:21:43,679
Am the Lunchador!
498
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:45,264
- Oh! Oh!
499
00:21:45,306 --> 00:21:46,974
- Take me off the lunch line
500
00:21:47,016 --> 00:21:50,019
or I'll send this picture to the real Board of Education.
501
00:21:50,060 --> 00:21:52,188
- [growling] Fine!
502
00:21:52,229 --> 00:21:56,108
Man, I hate your family!
503
00:21:56,150 --> 00:22:00,029
- Wow. So who gets to keep the championship belt?
504
00:22:00,070 --> 00:22:02,739
- Uh, I do 'cause I helped you and saved your butt.
505
00:22:02,781 --> 00:22:04,825
- What are you talking about? I saved your butt.
506
00:22:04,867 --> 00:22:07,703
- No, I want this. - Gimme it.
507
00:22:11,790 --> 00:22:21,800
- ♪
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