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So this is what Captain Slash
plans to use to destroy the city.
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Nightwing.
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You again?
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Slash.
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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[SCREAMS]
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When will you learn?
You can't play at my level.
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[YELLING]
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[LAUGHING]
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Man, Slash nailed me again.
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BRUCE:
Nightwing?
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My Internet game character.
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Cool, huh?
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But not as cool as him.
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| bet the real Slash
is one totally awesome--
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MARTY:
Dude!
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Take your Nightwing and give it a rest.
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JOKER [OVER HEADSET]:
Slacker, are you playing video games?
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Well, uh...
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JOKER: Or are you purposely not controlling
these bank-robbers-in-a-box?
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He had them working in rehearsal.
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Whoo!
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Oh, hon, we can still rob the bank
without them.
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I'm not in the mood now.
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Hmm.
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But | am in the mood
to do something else. Ha-ha-ha.
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[SNARLING]
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Oh, Puddin’, give him a chance.
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Martin's got lots of ideas.
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Uh, yeah, dude, this one's totally cool.
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A video-game helmet | modified.
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Video game?
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Boys, dinner is served.
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That lets you mentally download money
out of a bank into your own secret account.
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Hmm.
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Mentally download money?
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Now there's a video game worth playing.
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[LAUGHING]
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BRUCE: | know | called you last minute,
but | wanted you to be the first to see this.
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Bruce, we're not here
to watch stupid dog tricks, are we?
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No, because that's not a dog.
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And it's not a trick.
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It's the latest nanobot technology.
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Not only have we been able
to give each tiny robot...
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...its own flight-sustainable motor, but also
the ability to magnetically bond together.
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Their interdependent programming
enable them to form any solid shape.
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And they can even self-replicate.
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Gentlemen, you are witnessing
a leap in technology so great that--
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[RADIO BEEPING]
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Uh, | can't even finish talking about it.
Davis, take over.
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[SNORING]
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Enjoy the afternoon nap, kiddies.
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While those of us
on the cutting edge of technology...
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...explore new ways to rip you off.
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[LAUGHS]
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JOKER:
Let's see if this baby works.
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Accessing account for withdrawal.
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[LAUGHING]
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Ha.
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Transferring cash to secure account.
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No keys, no vaults, no combinations.
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Just mind over moola.
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Look, Ma, no hands.
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And no future.
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[ROBIN GRUNTS]
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Spoilsports.
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[JOKER GRUNTS]
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[SCREAMING]
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[GROANS]
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Captain Slash's lightning insignia?
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Harley, what happened to your hair?
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JOKER [ON COMPUTER]: Why are you
wasting breath on that impostor...
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...when the real McCoy is right here?
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A digital Joker?
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When this thing short-circuited...
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...It must've transmitted
a duplicate Joker into the system.
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Hmm?
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If that's true, then:
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[blows raspberry]
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Try and cuff me now, Batsy.
Ha-ha-ha!
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| will.
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You're not leaving this computer.
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Slacker? Slacker.
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Download me. Now!
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Ta!
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At least we've still got the real Joker.
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A digital Joker could be just as dangerous.
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Let's get the original one to the hospital.
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Dude, you've gone cyber.
How totally cool is that?
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My idea of cool is not spending
the rest of my life as a screen saver.
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You're making Marty feel bad.
He'll figure a way out.
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Right, Marty?
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I've heard of something new in town
that might help you.
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But we'll need a diversion to access it.
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Hi-dee-ho, Gotham.
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And welcome to HD Joker TV.
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Let me ask you all.
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Does this high-def
make my hips look big?
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ROBIN:
He's broken into every major system.
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This antivirus program
should flush him out.
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Nice try, Batsy, but that just tickles.
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He must be transmitting himself
from a system | haven't accounted for.
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Like, maybe inside a game system.
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Here, let me.
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Yeah, he's in the game.
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Slacker, how long does it take
to break into that lab?
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Dude, I'm almost in.
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Wayne Tech.
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That's where he's going.
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Joker's been diverting us
from his real plan.
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But he can't carry it out if he's deleted.
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Nightwing?
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You should pick better company,
captain.
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Slacker.
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MARTY:
I'm in.
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[WHIMPERS]
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Huh? Ooh.
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Mm, yeah.
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Ooh.
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| feel like a million bots.
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[JOKER 2.0 LAUGHING]
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Still behind glass.
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Joker, you're not thinking
outside the box.
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Use your head.
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[LAUGHS]
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That was a no-brainer.
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[LAUGHING]
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[GASPS]
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Oh, look who's arrived
at my coming-out party.
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The party's over, Joker.
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Oh, no, Batsy.
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It's just getting started.
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[LAUGHING]
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I'm guessing the only thing worse
than a digital Joker is a nanobot Joker.
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[SIREN WAILING]
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Medical report. Stat.
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Y-You had a bad accident.
You're a very sick man.
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Flattery won't save you.
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[DOCTOR YELLING]
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Consider me an outpatient.
Ha-ha-ha!
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[JOKER 2.0 LAUGHING]
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Daddy's home.
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Dude, it worked.
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Hate to admit it,
but you finally did something right.
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Sorry, boys, he's off the menu.
For now.
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[GROWLING]
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Don't take it wrong, hon.
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But a boyfriend who is a collection
of itty-bitty robots is kind of weird.
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I'll have you know I'm the greatest version
of Joker there has ever been.
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Joker 2.0.
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More like a bad joke.
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Minus one.
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Ah. | should've known I'd show up.
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Puddin'? Real Puddin'?
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Tapioca.
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I'm not even going to ask
since I'm sure this is one of your snafus.
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[GROWLING]
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[GASPS]
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Am | really that ruggedly handsome?
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Peekaboo. Ha-ha-ha!
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Ugh.
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Ha, ha. | can't stay mad at myself.
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BOTH:
Let's work together.
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Let's get this show on the road.
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Huh? Aah!
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[THUD, GUARD GRUNTS]
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Hey, wait.
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Open the gate, Slacker.
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Deactivating main gate.
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Showoff.
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[ALARM WAILING]
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ROBIN:
The gem depository.
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Gotta be Joker.
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But which one?
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Unh! You gotta help me, brother.
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Gladly.
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I'll forward your mail
to Gotham Prison.
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Attention: Old Joker, version 1.0.
Ha-ha-ha!
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[GRUNTING]
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Mission accomplished.
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But where's Puddin', Puddin'?
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Ehh.
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Okay, kiddies. Let's roll.
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JOKER:
Hold it.
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Not without the real, real me.
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[WHISTLING]
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[LAUGHING]
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Eww! Creepy.
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Dude, where did you get
the extra nanobots to do that?
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| made them myself.
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Just one of my tricks.
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[GRUNTING]
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[GROANING]
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We have some too.
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That's it, Batsy.
Give him the old shock and awe.
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Turncoat. Ha-ha-ha!
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Lovely night for a drive. Hit the gas!
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[ENGINE REVS]
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Excuse me, Batsy.
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| have some unfinished business
to attend to.
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[GRUNTING]
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Am | getting bigger
or is the Batmobile getting smaller?
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This isn't the Batmobile.
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JOKER 2.0:
Correctomondo.
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It's the new nanobot Batmobile.
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A compact version gets better gas mileage,
don't you think?
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ROBIN:
What made it disintegrate?
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An electromagnetic pulse.
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It can temporarily deactivate the nanites.
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Huh?
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If Nano-Joker can keep multiplying,
how do we stop him?
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We stall until we can bring in
something bigger to match him.
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Alfred, I'm gonna need
an item from the cave.
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License, registration. Joker.
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[GASPS]
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Whoa, cool fake out.
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Uh, whose side are you on?
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Sorry, Puddin’, but you gotta admit,
Puddin' 2.0 really rocks.
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Gotta go with the upgrade, dude.
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This is going to hurt me more than it is me.
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Joker, put the Joker down.
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[JOKER GRUNTING]
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You can't fool me twice, Batsy.
I've given myself an upgrade.
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[JOKER 2.0 LAUGHING]
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[ALL GRUNT]
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Let me give you the bigger picture.
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With my self-replicating talents...
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...I'll tear Gotham down
and turn it into my own nanobot version.
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Joker City.
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The only thing it will be missing...
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[ALL GRUNT]
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..IS you. Ha-ha-ha!
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[JOKER SCREAMS]
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[JOKER 2.0 LAUGHING]
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[JOKER SCREAMING]
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[JOKER SCREAMING]
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Oh, huh?
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When you send for bigger help,
you mean it.
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Good timing, Alfred. I'll take it from here.
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HARLEY:
You big bully.
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You didn't have to destroy
my old Puddin’.
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Never delete the master copy, dude.
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On the contrary...
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.. if certain master copies
don't keep in line...
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...| may delete them too.
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Do you hear me?
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[ENGINE ROARS]
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Hear this.
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Ha, ha! That's giving him a mouthful.
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Batsy, you in there?
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Come out and play.
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Okay, let's play.
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Uh?
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[GRUNTING]
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Ha.
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[WHIMPERING]
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Looks like I'm going to need some filler.
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[LAUGHING]
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[GROANING]
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Shocking, isn't it?
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[LAUGHING]
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[SCREAMS]
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00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:48,401
Yes, it is.
264
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[GROANS]
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00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,446
HARLEY:
Oh, Puddin’.
266
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:54,407
Wait for us.
267
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:57,410
We're with you, uh, again.
268
00:17:57,577 --> 00:18:00,246
I'll get better mileage without traitors.
269
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:03,40
[FOOTSTEPS THUDDING]
270
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:07,795
You're all traitors.
271
00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:12,675
[WHIMPERING]
272
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,597
[ALL GRUNT]
273
00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:23,477
It's a wrap for real Joker and his posse.
274
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:28,149
[LAUGHING]
275
00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:38,159
He's getting inside the cockpit.
276
00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:41,912
It's all your fault, you game freak.
277
00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:45,333
You're Captain Slash?
278
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:50,546
Batman...
279
00:18:50,713 --> 00:18:54,467
. If digital Joker was downloaded
into the nanobots from a video game...
280
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:57,887
... maybe he can be uploaded out
of the nanobots and back into the game.
281
00:18:58,54 --> 00:18:59,55
Brilliant, dude.
282
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:02,58
But you'll need a stronger
signal than the one on that laptop.
283
00:19:08,64 --> 00:19:09,732
BATMAN:
Transfer the signal to this.
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[GRUNTING]
285
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,653
[LAUGHING]
286
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:28,918
[SIGHS]
287
00:19:38,94 --> 00:19:40,54
How did | get back in here?
288
00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:41,764
And who are you?
289
00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:43,57
Nightwing.
290
00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:45,434
[PUNCH, JOKER 2.0 GRUNTS]
291
00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:48,437
And it's game over.
292
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:53,526
Oh, Puddin’.
293
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:56,404
At least we got our family back
together again...
294
00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:59,573
...and Marty has even more ideas.
295
00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:03,786
| wonder if the Penguin
has these staffing problems.
296
00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:08,499
[SIREN WAILING]
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