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[TIRES SCREECH]
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[PEOPLE SCREAM]
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[JOKER LAUGHS]
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The circus is in town.
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-Hey, you!
-Stop!
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Punch, Judy.
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[GUARDS GRUNTING]
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Ha-ha!
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[GASPS]
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[LAUGHS]
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| call it Joker Putty.
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And | can turn anything into it.
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[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
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Ta-ta. Farewell.
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Hold it, Joker! Lower your weapon.
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You the man.
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[LAUGHING]
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Go!
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[JOKER LAUGHS]
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[THEME SONG PLAYING]
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< The Batman f
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ROJAS:
He made you look like clowns.
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Six months ago, Gotham had
the lowest crime rate in the nation.
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Yesterday, we were declared
the world's scariest city!
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And that was before
Joker's latest escapade.
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But, chief, most of the guys on that
board are in prison now, or Arkham.
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And who received credit for those busts?
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You? Or you, Yin?
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| Know it wasn't you, Bennett.
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So tell me, who?
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Well, The Batman, | guess.
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That's right. The Batman.
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Well, I'm tired of clowns and vigilantes...
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...turning my department
into a laughingstock.
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So say hello to my new zero-tolerance
policy against all these freaks.
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No exceptions.
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And for starters, | want Gotham's
finest to take down Joker.
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Before The Batman does, capeesh?
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Chief Rojas, I'm going out on
a limb here, but I've been thinking...
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... maybe we'd have more success
if we tried working with Bats.
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[OFFICERS MUMBLE INDISTINCTLY]
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Working with The Batman?
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Maybe you could wear spandex
and be The Bat's sidekick!
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You'd better figure out where
your loyalties lie, detective, and fast.
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If Gotham belongs to Joker...
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...the dull face of tragedy...
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...must become
the rubber face of comedy.
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Joker Putty, work your magic!
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[CHUCKLES]
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Joker.
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The Batman.
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Punch and Judy, my marionettes.
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Keep The Bat busy.
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[IN FRENCH ACCENT]
The artiste must not be disturbed.
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[HUMS]
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They're up there.
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You take Joker. The Batman's mine.
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Bennett, what are you trying to prove?
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Bennett!
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[HUMS]
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ETHAN:
Hold it, Bats!
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Detective, we're on the same side.
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Tell it to the chief.
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JOKER:
Hold the mayo!
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I'm the vandal here.
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You mean to tell me the chief of police
considers this vigilante...
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...a greater menace than
the Clown Prince of Crime?
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Why, that's an outrage! An insult!
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In fact, detective,
| resemble that remark. Huh?
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[GRUNTING]
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Alley-oop.
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They never give you enough rope.
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Bon voyage.
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[LAUGHS]
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[GRUNTS]
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The Joker's getting away.
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At least | got you.
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[GRUNTING]
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[LAUGHING]
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Aah!
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[GROANS]
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[GROANS]
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Take my hand.
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[GRUNTING]
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-You all right, partner?
-Yeah, yeah. Thanks.
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The Batman!
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Rojas is gonna eat me alive.
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ALFRED:
City champions that year, | believe.
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| suppose in a way you both still are.
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Alfred, how would you feel
about bringing Ethan into the fold?
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Allow someone besides myself
to know The Batman's identity?
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I'm certain Detective Bennett
can be trusted.
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Trust isn't the issue.
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Ethan needs to know the truth...
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...before circumstances force
one of us to harm the other.
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Joker remakes the largest monument
in Gotham in his own image.
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In effect, telling us he owns this city.
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And you let him
and The Batman get away?
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Chief Rojas, Bennett nearly had The Bat,
but the scaffolding gave way--
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Yin, it's all right.
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No, Bennett, | don't think it is all right.
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One more blunder like tonight
and you can kiss your badge goodbye.
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BRUCE: You've gotta be under
a lot of pressure to catch Joker.
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Yeah. Among others.
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Well, Ethan, you're not the
only crime-fighter in Gotham.
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| mean, what about your partner?
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What, Yin? Oh, she's cool.
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| mean, she's on top of things.
Good cop.
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My closest friend, probably.
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| mean, besides you, of course.
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We should all have coffee sometime.
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Yeah, I'm not sure I'm Ellen's cup of tea.
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Hey, don't let Yin scare you off.
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She only has it out for The Batman.
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Listen, Ethan, I--
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[PHONE RINGS AND BATWAVE BEEPS]
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-Just a second.
-Yeah. Me too.
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-Bennett.
-It's Yin.
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We have a Joker sighting.
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The Gallery Theatricum on 23rd.
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I'm across town but on my way.
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Hey, Bruce, gotta jet.
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Wasn't there something
you wanted to tell me?
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It'll keep.
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It'll have to keep.
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[CURATOR GRUNTS]
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[JOKER LAUGHS]
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Such a winning solid-gold smile,
mon frére.
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Shame about your ugly stepsister.
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Turn that frown upside down.
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[LAUGHS]
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-Whoops.
-Yeah. Whoops.
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| hope this means
your chief finally figured out...
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...I'm a greater menace than Batman.
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Oh, by the way, detective...
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... have you met my colleagues,
Judy and Punch?
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[SIREN WAILS]
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This one's worthless now.
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-And its partner's gone.
-Not for long.
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| just tapped into Bennett's GPS unit.
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Sawdust.
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Flecked with blue?
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JOKER:
All good things must come to an end.
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Including my last batch of Joker Putty.
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ETHAN: The chief has a zero-tolerance
policy just for creeps like you, Joker.
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He'll never pay ransom for me.
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| don't need ransom, handsome.
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Gotham is putty in my hands.
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| take what | want, when | want.
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I'm simply out to prove
to your beefy chiefy once and for all...
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... that Joker is the master of menace.
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By breaking one of Gotham's finest.
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| won't break your bones, detective.
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I'm going to snap your twig.
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When Joker's through
clowning with you...
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...you won't know
where to find your mind.
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[JOKER LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
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ALFRED [ON RADIO]:
Sir, is Detective Bennett our new ally?
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Not yet.
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These blue specks...
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...traces of stale sugar on this sawdust.
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-Cotton candy.
-Sir?
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[GROANS]
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JOKER: A very thin line separates
normality from insanity.
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ROJAS:
He made you look like clowns.
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BATMAN:
Detective, we're on the same side.
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ROJAS:
And you can kiss your badge goodbye.
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JOKER:
Life brings thousands of tiny torments...
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..In all shapes, sizes and flavors.
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Wouldn't you say, detective?
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Chief. Back off!
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Bennett.
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This is not my fault, chief.
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No, no.
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[IN GERMAN ACCENT] So we have
issues with the boss, eh?
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Well, who doesn't?
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Bosses make terrific tormentors.
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Tote that barge, lift that bale,
rewrite that script, sort that mail.
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All it takes is one too many orders
to make the cuckoo call.
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All it takes is one rotten day...
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...to transform a normal man
into a monster.
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Well, in my case,
a rotten day and a chemical bath.
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[LAUGHS]
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JOKER: So the giraffe turns
to the police chief and says:
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"The last thing | saw was
that screw-loose detective...
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...trying to pick the nuts
out of the fruitcake.” Ha-ha-ha!
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[ETHAN LAUGHS]
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Nuts out of the fruitcake.
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[LAUGHING]
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Detective, my therapy worked.
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It seems you and | finally share
the same sense of humor.
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[GUN COCKS]
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YIN:
Don't fool yourself, Joker.
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Bennett plays for my team.
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Yin?
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The yin to his yang.
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Drop it, or laughing boy gets it.
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You don't know what
this stuff does to humans.
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For that matter, neither do I.
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Let's find out.
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No!
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JOKER:
Ah!
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Now we'll never know.
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[LAUGHS]
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[COUGHS]
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Bennett, you all right?
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Yeah, go. Get Joker.
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[JOKER LAUGHS]
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[DOLLS LAUGH]
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-Hal!
BATMAN: Ugh!
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[RECORDED LAUGHTER]
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You think this is confusing,
try living inside my head.
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JOKER:
Through the looking glass, Batsy.
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Where comedy is tragedy.
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Down is up.
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Black is white.
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You're out of luck.
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[GRUNTS]
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[GIGGLING]
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Uh-oh.
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Say cheese.
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The tragedy.
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YIN:
Hold it.
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There's nowhere to go, Batman.
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[SIGHS]
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Go. You saved my partner's life.
This is the repayment of that debt.
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A onetime deal.
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The next time we meet, Batman...
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.. the mask comes off.
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[SIRENS WAIL]
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Have a rotten day, detective.
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[COUGHING]
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Kudos to my department
for capturing Joker.
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Without The Batman's help, | might add.
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You gotta be kidding me!
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We're playing cleanup, like always.
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The Batman saved my butt tonight!
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Chief, did The Batman catch Joker?
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There will be no further comment.
No comment!
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Are you out of your mind, Bennett?
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| suppose you let The Bat
waltz out of here too.
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-Chief, it wasn't Bennett's fault. I--
-| don't wanna hear it, Yin.
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| warned you, Bennett.
You're suspended.
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-Chief, you got it all--
-It's all right, Yin.
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I'm not so sure the badge
suits me anymore.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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[COUGHING]
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Bennett.
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Ethan? It's Bruce.
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-You sound sick.
ETHAN: Yeah. Rough night, Bruce.
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| may be going through some changes.
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-Tell you all about it tomorrow.
BRUCE: Over coffee?
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No, let's shoot some
hoops at the old gym.
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[COUGHS]
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| need to blow off some steam.
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Hey, what was it you wanted
to tell me today?
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Tomorrow. Over hoops.
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Deal.
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[COUGHING]
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Ah!
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[GROANS]
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