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[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
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[CLATTERING]
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Huh?
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Hello? Sam, is that you?
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Sam, are you working late again?
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[CACKLES]
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You! But | sentenced you,
put you away for years.
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You're supposed to be
in Arkham Asylum!
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[CACKLING]
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[WEAPON POWERS UP]
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[SIRENS WAILING]
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-Gotham P.D.
-In there. But you won't believe it.
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Whoa.
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< The Batman f
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-He's been carded.
-Quick. Chip him out.
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[CACKLING]
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Joker?
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Go, go, go!
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ETHAN:
Whoa!
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[TIRES SQUEALING]
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[BEEPS]
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[TIRES SQUEALING]
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[GRUNTS]
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BATMAN: According to Arkham,
Joker's still locked in his cell...
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... as been all night long.
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Perhaps Joker left
some manner of decoy in his place.
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Could be, Alfred.
But other things don't add up.
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Joker abducted Judge Wigzell...
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...out not before leaving him
for the police and me to see.
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You're not expecting Joker
to actually make sense, are you?
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It was Joker's calling card.
His way of announcing his plan.
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Do you think there's more to come?
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Maybe Joker's out to collect
a deck of those who've crossed him.
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Fifty-one more victims?
Where would you start?
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One name is sure to be on his hit list:
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The Batman.
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lll lay the bait at Joker's
last known house of cards.
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[LAUGHS]
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[JOKER GRUNTS]
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BATMAN:
Not too talkative, are you?
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[LAUGHING]
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[JOKER LAUGHING]
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Where's the judge, Joker?
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How'd you manage
to be two places at once?
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And why the mime act?
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[JOKER LAUGHING ON RECORDER]
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You're a pale imitation.
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The real Joker doesn't wear makeup.
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-Don't hurt me!
-Who are you?
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-Nolan. I'm an orderly.
-Arkham?
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Joker said he'd do me in
unless | helped him with his plan.
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Gave me the keys to his place
to bring him stuff and-- Ah!
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Who else is Joker after?
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[WEAPON POWERS UP]
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Ah?
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"Surprise"?
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[WEAPON POWERS UP]
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[NOLAN SCREAMS]
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BATMAN: / left Joker's understudy
in clown storage for the time being.
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Joker clearly didn't want him talking.
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Why not chip the fellow out
and question him further?
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Because I'm through
being Joker's fool.
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I'm gonna get my answers straight from
the horse's mouth, at Arkham Asylum.
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Seventeen leads so far
from our tip line...
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...each and every one of them a crank.
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And Joker's in Arkham.
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So for all we know, this copycat
crime is some kind of prank as well.
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Well, if the next tip tells us our missing
judge is with Prince Albert in a can....
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What's this?
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An invitation?
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Addressed to both of us.
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ETHAN:
What the--?
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Playing cards?
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"For lots of laughs
and a missing judge...
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... shuffle down to the
old Gotham Palace Theater...
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...at 10 p.m. tonight.
Love, Joker."
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BAGLEY: Well, I'm always delighted
to speak to the press.
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Particularly the Gotham Gazette.
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Actually, | don't consider myself merely a
top criminal psychiatrist here at Arkham.
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| view my role
as the last line of defense...
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...between Gotham and
psychopaths like Penguin, Freeze...
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...and my prize catch, Joker.
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In fact, I've been invited
to a banquet of honor tonight...
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...for Gotham's most inspiring citizens
at Gotham Palace Theater.
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And | have just enough time
to grab my coat.
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Did | provide enough details
for my profile?
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Oh, you've been more of a help
than you know, Dr. Bagley.
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[PHONE CLICKS, DIAL TONE]
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Pompous windbag.
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[JOKER MUTTERING]
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[GASPS]
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The Batman!
What if | hadn't been decent?
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You're never decent, Joker.
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Why bother adding a stand-in to
your card collection instead of me?
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[LAUGHS]
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To drive you batty, of course.
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And look, it's working.
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Answers, Joker.
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Do you really think I'd send a flunky
to eliminate my favorite sparring partner?
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| reserve that pleasure for me alone.
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-Then why--?
-Because | miss your company, Batman.
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We're two sides of the same card.
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After all, you knew where
I'd send my look-alike to find you.
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And | knew all along that if | left a trail
of bread crumbs, you'd gobble them up!
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Joker, you're not making sense.
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Why convince an orderly
to do your dirty work...
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...when you could just
have him unlock your cell?
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Because you've always
been my ace, Batman.
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My ace in the hole!
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[PLAYS DISCORDANT NOTES]
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What?
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[COUGHS]
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[CACKLES]
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| don't need you in my card collection.
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| never play with a full deck!
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[LAUGHS]
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Nice of Nolan to bring some essentials.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Makeup? Joker don't need
no stinking makeup.
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Smiles, Batsy.
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[BATMAN GROANS]
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Thanks to you, I'm right on schedule.
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Off to the theater!
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[LAUGHING]
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Ta-ta!
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GUARD:
All right, Joker. Dinnertime.
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Hey, how about a little mac and...
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...cheese?
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The Batman!
| gotta call the police.
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GUARD:
The Batman!
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| gotta call the police.
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DISPATCHER [ON RADIO]:
All available units, respond.
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Dispatch, Bennett and Yin.
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The Batman's been reported locked
in a cell at Arkham Asylum.
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The pranks keep coming.
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Batman behind bars?
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Well, we still have plenty
of time before curtain.
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[SCOFFS]
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ETHAN:
The Batman, huh?
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GUARD: Seriously, dude. | do not
know how he got in there.
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Or what he did with Joker.
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Isn't that weird?
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We'll take it from here.
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[BATMAN IMITATES
JOKER LAUGHING]
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What, you think it's funny,
wasting police time?
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| wasn't kidding.
The Batman was in there.
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You're the one who should be in there.
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YIN: Come on, Bennett.
Let's get to Gotham Palace Theater.
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Huh.
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| Knew what | saw.
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I'm not crazy.
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Where'd you go?
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[GASPS]
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Hey! Aww!
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[CAR DOORS OPEN AND CLOSE]
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[ETHAN GROANS]
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If this is a crank,
it definitely isn't funny.
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Feels more like a trap.
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[JOKER LAUGHS]
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Showtime!
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[ETHAN AND YIN GASP]
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[GROANING]
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-Where...?
-Huh?
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Detectives, get us out of here.
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All right. Just hold on and we'll...
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[GRUNTING]
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[SIGHS]
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Theater with a sticky floor.
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[MUSIC BLARING]
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Welcome to Joker's Revenge-O-Rama.
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Allow me to introduce my first guest:
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Judge Horace Wigzell!
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He's such a card.
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[RECORDED LAUGHTER PLAYS]
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I'll deal Joker a hand once | get
my foot out of this shoe.
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Easy, partner. Don't do anything rash.
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Now, why are you here?
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Because you all done me wrong!
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Wigsy, you sentenced me
to life in the loony bin.
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Detectives, you arrested me.
Shame on you.
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Bagley, how many times do | have to
tell you, | hate macaroni and cheese!
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Oh, how I've wanted
to deck all of you.
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So deck you | shall!
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[LAUGHS]
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Go fish.
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[RECORDED CHEERING PLAYS]
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Joker, you maniac.
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Huh?
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Ah, queen of spades.
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Joker, you better not--
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Don't make me slap you, jack.
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Get it? "Slapjack"?
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[CACKLES]
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[GRUNTS]
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Set nozzle to wide.
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Time for my favorite game.
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Fifty-two pickup!
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[CROWD GASPS]
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Wha--?
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CROWD [IN UNISON]:
Huh?
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BATMAN:
The reviews are in, Joker.
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Your show's a flop.
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[GRUNTS]
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Can't stay away from me,
can you, Batman?
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| guess opposites do attract. Whoo!
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Let's chip you out of there.
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Hmm. Chip?
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Good idea.
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Cash me out.
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[GRUNTING]
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[CACKLING]
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[BEAMS CREAKING]
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It's the Batman. Unh!
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[GASPING]
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Yin, let's get everybody out of here
before those two bring down the house.
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[GRUNTING]
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You're going back to Arkham...
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...for a long game of solitaire.
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00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:28,482
Funny, Batman.
You're quick with the punch line!
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[JOKER LAUGHS]
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Sorry, Batman...
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...but Joker always laughs last.
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00:18:59,13 --> 00:19:00,514
Huh?
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[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
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00:19:09,65 --> 00:19:10,566
You gambled, Joker.
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You lost.
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[BATMOBILE APPROACHES]
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Good evening, sir.
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| trust you resolved matters
with the crazy crime...
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...clown.
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Oh, | walked a mile in Joker's
shoes tonight and then some.
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If | never see
another playing card again....
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Oh! Say no more.
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[JOKER'S LAUGHTER ECHOING]
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