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Mummy's just come from
the most awful party, Princess.
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The catering was a disaster.
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The guests were strictly B list.
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And Carrie would not shut up
about her trip to New Zealand.
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Mummy needs a long, hot bath.
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Hush, Princess.
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Mummy has a headache.
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Princess, what is going...?
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[screams]
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< The Batman f
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[BATS SQUEAKING]
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BENNETT: Third high-rise this week,
all with the same M.O.
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No prints, no forced entry,
no physical evidence of any kind.
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I'd say it sounds like our Batman,
if he were a burglar.
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[BEEPING]
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[DOOR OPENS]
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BENNETT:
| thought | set it on the....
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The Batman! Freeze!
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Hey, you! Stop!
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Go, Bats.
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Hey, Alfred, check this out.
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Strix nebulosa laponica...
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...a rare species of owl native to China.
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According to the Batwave
search function...
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...these scratches from
the victim's dressing table...
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...match the owl's talon span.
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Someone has trained a bird
to perform burglaries.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Without suggesting that
I'm not sufficiently impressed...
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...with your deductive powers...
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...| must remind you that you have
a gala fundraiser to host.
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-Right, Alfred. Tomorrow night.
-Sir, it is tomorrow night.
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We wouldn't want any guests
growing suspicious of how...
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.. billionaire bachelor Bruce Wayne
really spends his time after dark...
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...now, would we?
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[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
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Hello, ladies.
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[CROWD SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
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MAN 1:
Smile, please. There you go.
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-Beautiful. Beautiful.
MAN 2: Michael! Michael!
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MAN 3:
Look over here. Over here. Great.
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[HONKING]
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Huh?
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Make way. Make way.
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The Oz-meister is in the house.
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[CHUCKLING]
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PENGUIN:
Bruce Wayne...
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...king of the castle, ruler of the roost.
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-Have we met?
-Cobblepot. Oswald Cobblepot...
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...of the Newcastle Cobblepots.
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But call me Ozzy.
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We have a lot in common, you and I.
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We're young, rich and handsome.
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-| don't think I've heard of--
-|'ve been abroad.
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Just got back from a tour of the Orient.
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Uh.... | see.
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And speaking of a broad....
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Well, |, for one, have certainly
heard of the Cobblepots.
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My grandfather used to butler
for them in England...
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...and they were obnoxious then as well.
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Grandpa Pennyworth worked himself
to the bone for those wretched snobs...
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...and they treated him like a stray dog,
then had the nerve to fire him.
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AMANDA:
Get lost, creep.
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Oh. Spunky.
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Hey, miss, wait up.
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How about some victuals there, Jeeves?
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Hey. Sorry about the weird guy. Sure you
don't wanna stick around for the band?
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Oh, Bruce.
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Amanda Raymont. We met last year
at the Earth Day thing.
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You know, maybe | will stick around.
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-Uh, pardon me.
-Hmm.
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BRUCE:
Trespassing is against the law.
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Oops, busted.
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-Ethan. | see you brought a guest.
-My partner.
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Hi. I'm Bruce.
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Detective Yin.
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Freeze!
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-You wanna come in and join the party?
-Not tonight. We're on the clock.
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Orders. Keeping an eye
on high-profile events...
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...with that string of robberies and all.
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[AMANDA SCREAMING]
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-Are you okay?
-A bird attacked me.
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Ooh, freaky. When | was a kid,
a seagull snagged my sandwich.
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I'm sure it just thought your rubies
were berries.
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[PENGUIN BURPING]
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More shrimp puffs, and be quick about it.
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And no skimping on the mayo this time.
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-| will have you know--
-Everything okay here, Alfred?
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| was about to inform Mr. Cobblepot...
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...that his name does not appear
on the guest list.
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Let me see that!
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-Huh. An oversight.
-No doubt.
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But this is a charity event.
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So if you wish to continue devouring
the hors d'oeuvres...
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...you must make the required donation.
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Is that so?
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Here's my contribution, Jeeves!
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ALFRED:
Oh, dear.
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Best teach the help
some manners, Brucie.
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That's what separates the Waynes
from the Cobblepots.
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Ones?
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The odd thing is, | was certain I'd heard
the Cobblepot fortune...
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... ad long since been squandered.
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They had to leave England
to avoid the shame.
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It'd be a shame if you didn't
get some sleep, Alfred.
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And try not to dream
of these Cobblepots.
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And you, sir?
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The Batman has
some birdwatching to do.
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| don't believe it.
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My serving tray's gone missing.
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That homunculus pilfered it
just to spite me.
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Well, Grandpa Pennyworth
would've wanted to know...
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...what became of the Cobblepots.
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[WHIRRING]
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[CHURCH BELL RINGING]
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BATMAN:
One of Cobblepot's girls.
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Where's Kabuki Twin number two?
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Whoa.
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Great. Double trouble.
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ALFRED:
Cobblepot Manor?
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Well, you came this far, Pennyworth.
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Hello?
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So this is what became
of the Cobblepot fortune.
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Ugh. Revolting.
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-Aha.
PENGUIN: Tweet, tweet.
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I'm home, my pretties!
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BATMAN:
"High-rise jewel thefts baffle police."
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Dozens of similar crimes across Asia
which suddenly stopped last week...
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..and started up again in Gotham.
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So Cobblepot is behind it.
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PENGUIN:
Just got back from a tour of the Orient.
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Let me see that!
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And he used my guest list as a checklist
for tonight's crime spree.
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Alfred.
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Alfred?
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Huh. Maybe he's out running errands.
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[PHONE DIALING]
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PENGUIN:
Anchovies.
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[CELL PHONE RINGING]
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Who's there?!
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Who trespasses in Cobblepot Manor?!
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Hide-and-seek, then.
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Huh?
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[CROWING]
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[GROANING]
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Well, well, well.
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Come to help with the dusting, Jeevesy?
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Actually, | just popped in
to reclaim some missing property.
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Fine. You can use it to serve me
more of those shrimp puffs.
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The days of Pennyworths serving
Cobblepots are long since over.
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Huh? You're a Pennyworth?
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And the only thing keeping me
from walloping you soundly...
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...IS the shame the news of the incident
would bring upon my Master Bruce.
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Wayne, shmayne.
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The good old days when Cobblepots
were king are coming back...
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...because | am gonna restore
the Cobblepot name...
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...to its former wealth and glory.
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Hmm. If you intend to do so by pilfering,
it may take a while.
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Not as long as you think, old man.
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You? Birds?
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Oh, dear.
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Allow me to fetch those shrimp puffs
right away.
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Unhand me, you harridans.
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My pets haven't been fed this evening...
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...and they are famished.
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But why feed them seed...
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...when they can feast
on a treat of meat?
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[LAUGHING]
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Who's that?
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-What are you doing here?
-Long story.
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[LAUGHING]
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[SCREECHING]
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No, no, no!
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Come back, my pretties!
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Jolly good.
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PENGUIN: So it seems the tales
of The Batman are true.
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But really, who names himself
after a mangy flying rodent?
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[PENGUIN LAUGHING]
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PENGUIN:
Just one question, Batman.
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-How'd you find me?
-You left a trail of breadcrumbs.
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PENGUIN:
Please!
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Now that all pretenses are off,
call me Penguin.
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A flightless bird, but one with style!
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My word.
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A few tricks | picked up in the Orient.
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| have a few tricks of my own.
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Bring it on, rodent boy.
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Watch where you're stepping.
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BATMAN:
Stay down, Penguin.
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And have you miss what's coming next?
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Let me guess, a little something
you picked up in the Orient.
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This penguin has claws!
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Right, then.
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[LAUGHING]
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Bird beats bat.
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Huh?
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There's a nice cage
waiting for you, Penguin...
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...in the Gotham State Pen.
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[GROANING]
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As thrilling as it was watching you work,
sir, from here on out...
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...| shall leave the sleuthing to you.
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PENGUIN: Because | am gonna restore
the Cobblepot name...
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...to its former wealth and glory!
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Behind you!
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[GROANING]
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That is for Grandpa Pennyworth.
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-We'll leave this bird for the police.
-Oh, dear.
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And what of those birds?
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BATMAN:
They flew the coop.
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Oh, my goodness.
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That's game.
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Dogs are on you, dog.
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Hey, congrats on
the Cobblepot bust, Ethan.
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You know, it's hard to believe that such
a bigtime crook was at my party.
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| can't take the credit for this one, Bruce.
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Big secret, but Gotham's favorite
vigilante collared him for us.
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Now, in some ways, man, I'm glad freaks
like this Penguin bring out The Batman.
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Hopefully, it's not The Batman
who brings out the freaks.
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