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RUPERT: He's here.
-Where, Mr. Thorne?
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There.
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l-- | saw him.
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What--? What's that?
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Take him.
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[GRUNTING]
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[SCREAMING]
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[GROANING]
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Okay. We split the take, 30-70.
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Fifty-fifty.
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[GRUNTS]
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-How'd you do that?
-I'm The Batman.
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< The Batman f
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[BATS SQUEAKING]
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Surprise.
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I'm touched, Alfred,
but my birthday isn't until October.
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ALBERT:
It's an anniversary, Master Bruce.
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Three years ago tonight,
you first donned cape and cowl.
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-Crime flies.
-Chop-chop. Make a wish.
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| wish.... | wish...
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| wish they were here too. Very much so.
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To the memory
of Thomas and Martha Wayne...
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...the reason | became The Batman.
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MAN [ON TV]: Chief Rojas, can you verify
rumors that it was The Batman...
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...who apprehended crime boss
Rupert Thorne and his gang last night?
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Do you know of anyone
who's actually seen this Batman?
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Because he's what's called
an “urban legend."
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Why that cheeky....
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-Bran flakes, sir?
-Easy, Alfred.
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The Batman's right where he likes,
hovering below the radar.
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You are not one to bask in glory,
Master Bruce.
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Well, there you have it.
In only three years’ time...
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...our crime rate has plummeted
to a nationwide low...
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...thanks to Gotham's finest.
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Back to you, Jim.
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Next up, billionaire Bruce Wayne
contributes an unprecedented sum...
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...to Gotham Children's Hospital.
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And in sports, the Gators kick off
a new season with tonight's home game.
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Which billionaire Bruce Wayne
will be there to enjoy.
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Your season ticket, sir.
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-Oh, tonight? But | had--
-Work to do in the Batcave?
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For The Batman to better remain
below the radar...
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...Bruce Wayne must occasionally
venture above it.
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Get anything on our vigilante
this time, Bennett?
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Besides the fact that he
Bat-wrapped Thorne's butt for us?
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Well, it's up to you and your partner
to see to it...
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...that this urban legend
doesn't become a folk hero.
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Partner? Since when?
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Since | decided two heads
are better than one.
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Detective Ethan Bennett,
meet Detective Ellen Yin.
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-Formally of Metropolis P.D. Their loss.
-Howdy, partner.
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Welcome to Gotham.
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Now that you two are acquainted...
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...bring me this Batman, whoever he is.
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[THUNDER RUMBLING]
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[ALFRED CLEARING THROAT]
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| know, Alfred.
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Time for swinging bachelor
Bruce Wayne to put on the party hat.
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Rest assured, Master Bruce.
You're never far from the Batcave...
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...with the modern miracle of Batwave.
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MAN:
Steiner, check.
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McSwain, check.
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Two-twenty-three, vacant.
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Hey.
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No one logged any new arrivals.
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Whoa.
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What are you doing in here?
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What the--?
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| was feeling a bit screw-loose,
so | checked myself in.
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Who--? Who are you?
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My card.
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[JOKER GIGGLING]
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MAN:
No. No.
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[ALARM BUZZES]
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[JOKER CHUCKLING]
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Let me tell you something.
Old Bats never leaves a trace.
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No prints, no follicles,
no match on tire tracks.
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-Custom jobs.
-Dude has resources.
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And a knack for showing up
where crime is and police aren't.
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-I've never laid eyes on him.
-Just in.
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"An unknown perp released all patients
from the east wing of Arkham Asylum."
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-What? That's crazy.
-Crazy enough to lure a bat?
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You know, | once toyed with the idea
of buying the Gators.
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Buying them lunch.
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[GIGGLING]
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Oh, Mr. Wayne.
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[BEEPING]
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Uh, pardon me, ladies.
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Arkham?
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MAN [ON TV]:
Among Gotham notables...
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...we welcome the young
C.E.O. of Wayne Industries...
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...Bruce Wayne. Uh....
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Grabbing a Gator dog, no doubt.
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No doubt.
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[BEEPING]
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[SCREECHING AND WHIRRING]
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Gotta work on those stops.
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[SIRENS WAILING]
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COP:
Whoa.
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[JACK-IN-THE-BOX MUSIC]
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What the--?
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[SCREAMING]
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That was theatrical.
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[LAUGHING]
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Takes after his pa, wouldn't you say?
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-What did you do to him?
-Just some laughing gas, drag.
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Don't tell me you're not an inmate.
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What rational being dresses like you?
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Speaking of threads,
think this is a good look for me?
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-Who are you?
-Joker.
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Not what. Who?
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Smear-free. It's perma-clown.
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Ooh, tough crowd.
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Look. Nothing up my sleeves.
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Nothing that won't put
a smile on your face.
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Say "cheese."
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[LAUGHING]
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I'm out of gas.
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And I'm out of patience.
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You really know how to spoil
a coming-out party.
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How do you expect me to spread mirth
and whimsy without a proper hideout?
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Listen, Joker, you're sick. You need help.
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Well, maybe | am a little off.
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But what are you gonna do,
lock me in the loony bin?
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I'm already here.
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Situation report?
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We're rounding up patients and waiting
for choppers to take us over.
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Like we'll get any drier?
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New partner. Triathlon whiz.
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You know, | really love this place.
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My old hideout's a shambles.
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And these digs just scream me.
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[GASPING]
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Okay, take back the asylum.
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But mark my words,
this town has happy days ahead.
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[LAUGHING]
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[JACK-IN-THE-BOX MUSIC]
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JOKER:
Smile, Gotham.
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Well, better split up.
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[GASPS]
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You have the right to remain silent.
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Bennett, spot the perp?
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The Bat.
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Sir, a stranger in the Batcave?
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Tonight we'll make an exception.
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-Oh, my. Chap could use a dentist.
-Or a medic.
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Right, then.
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MAN [ON TV]: Chief, any suspects in this
bizarre jack-in-the-box hostage incident?
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ROJAS:
I'm not at liberty to reveal whom.
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But | feel confident our best detectives
are closing in on him as we speak.
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And Gotham Gator fan Bruce Wayne
with nary an alibi.
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-How's our patient?
-Despite the ghastly grimace...
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... fit as a fiddle.
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Poor fellow's simply a prisoner
in his own body.
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[BUZZING]
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A sample of Joker's gas is our
only hope of deriving an antidote.
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And | need to find it before this madman
puts a permanent smile on all of Gotham.
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JOKER:
Smile, Gotham.
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My old hideout's a shambles.
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If | find the old hideout, | find this Joker.
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ALFRED: Master, someone to see you.
-Who is it, Alfred?
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The police.
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Detective, am | under arrest?
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-Yo, Bruce.
-Hey, Ethan.
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Where you been, my friend?
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Master Bruce was
at the Gator game last night.
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Speaking of, | thought we were all set
to shoot some hoops last week.
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I've been buried, Ethan, 24/7.
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-So why the sudden visit?
-Just needed to talk to someone.
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Other than the guys
at the station, | mean.
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This is gonna sound weird, Bruce,
but last night...
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...| saw The Batman.
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[SHATTERING]
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Only a Ming.
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So he's for real? What's he look like?
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Dude like you or me.
Except he wears Bat-jamas.
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Tough part's this, Bruce. | really
believe The Bat's helping Gotham...
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...even if he is on the wrong side
of the law.
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But he's getting a bad rap,
and the heat's on me to take him down.
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BATMAN:
Looks like a clown hideout.
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Stop me if you've heard
this one before, Batman.
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There were these two fellows
in an abandoned party-favor factory.
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-One says to the other--
-Where are you keeping the gas, Joker?
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-You call that a punch line?
-| don't share your sense of humor.
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Yet we're linked, you and I.
Like comedy and tragedy.
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Two sides, same coin.
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The gas, Joker, or | vow | will
turn your smile upside down.
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If it's gas you want...
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Place all tray tables
in their upright positions.
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[LAUGHING]
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MAN:
What is that? It looks like a balloon.
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Smiles, people. Smiles.
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The balloon's filled with Joker gas.
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And he's gonna pop it...
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...over Gotham.
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A balloon downtown
this time of year? That's--
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Crazy? I'll drive.
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[JOKER LAUGHING]
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If you're loving me,
wait till you get a load of my pop.
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-Stop this thing, Joker.
-With what brakes?
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It's The Batman.
And he's pummeling a clown.
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The jack-in-the-box, Yin.
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What if clowny's the one
behind the Arkham incident?
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-Explain the missing orderly.
-Maybe Bats took him because--
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| don't know.
The guy needed help or something.
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Fair enough. We're chasing two perps.
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One's a criminal.
The other's still a vigilante.
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[GRUNTING]
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Watch your pinkies.
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[GRUNTING]
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East. Gotham Bay.
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You have made me one very sad clown.
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Where'd you go?
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BATMAN: Knock-knock.
-Who's there?
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[GASPING]
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[WHIRRING]
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[GROWLING]
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My precious gas.
Passed by a party pooper.
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| had a different punch line in mind.
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YIN: Well, we can take the clown in.
-| know you love to swim.
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BATMAN: Alfred, move our houseguest
out of the Batcave and prep the lab.
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| have an antidote to whip up.
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Steiner, check.
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McSwain, check.
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Two-two-three, new arrival.
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Check.
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They all said | was sick in the head.
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They said | needed help.
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Well, maybe | am a bit batty.
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Blame it on the bats in my belfry.
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[JOKER LAUGHING]
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