All language subtitles for Le seminaire

Hurry up.

Come on.

Mila and Alice, tell Luker to hurry up,
please.

Yes, Madame Supriani, we'll tell him.

No, but honestly, what's the point of
doing a seminar in the middle of the

weekend? In addition, I'm going to miss
the last qualifications of Talent

Academy. Hey, stop talking, Alice.

You'll record a replay.

But it's not the same, Mila.

Yeah, we're coming, we're coming.

I don't understand, Lucas.

I bought this valise especially for the
seminar.

There's already a Rouchi Block.

Arthur, you're definitely not lucky.

Don't say that!

I'm convinced that this weekend with
Mila, two or three little vanes and...

She'll be in my bed.

Yeah, yeah. The power of humor, that's
it.

I think you should rather be with Cali.

You think so?

Don't you think she's a little bit
stuck?

A little bit, though.

Good! As the director of the Human
Resources of the Nuit Choulex, I decided

take over the organization of our
seminar.

But to change our daily routine, I
convinced a very special person to

participate with us.

In short, I'm not going to talk to you
any longer.

Let's get started. I'm sure you will
enjoy the surprise.

Bonjour, cher collaborateur.

Ah, monsieur le patron.

Merci, monsieur le taineur. J 'imagine
que vous allez être un petit peu

Mais j 'avoue que je suis ravi de passer
ces deux jours de féminin en votre

compagnie. J 'étais certaine que vous
apprécieriez la surprise.

Ça va vachement nous changer du train
-train quotidien. On va devoir taper le

patron tout le week -end.

Et moi, ça me dirait de ne pas taper le
patron tout le week -end.

Plutôt, il est sexy.

Tu trouves pas, Alice?

Hé, Alice.

Alors?

Bon,

ne perdons plus de temps.

Vos noms sont inscrits sur les chambres
que nous vous avons attribuées. A chacun

de trouver la sienne. L 'escalier est
par là. Je vous donne rendez -vous dans

une heure au salon.

Allez, on se dépêche.

You can have mine.

Lucas, I found yours.

Thank you.

Yeah, who's that?

What are you doing? Are you crazy?

No, I can't wait any longer.

You know we only have an hour. We're
going to get burned.

It's always better than in the toilet.

It's not bad.

Do you know what the Human Resources
Service is called?

No, I don't know.

The Task Manager.

The Task Manager.

What are these two doing? We said an
hour.

I'm so lonely. I'm lost.

The house is so big.

I'm so lonely.

I'm stuck in the toilet upstairs. I need
the lock.

Like the toilets in the office.

Well, we'll see that later.

Come on, take a seat. We'll start.

Well, I think that Mr. Steiner, our C .R
.P .D .V., has a message to give us

before we start.

Mr. Steiner?

Yes, my dear colleagues, I first wanted
to congratulate you and thank you for

the incredible work you have done within
the company since I took over the

management of Mutelex six months ago.

Oh, but it's nothing.

It's our job, sir.

Yes, but still.

Redressing the productivity of the
company while lowering the rate of

absenteeism is something quite
exceptional.

That's also why I accepted with great
pleasure to see you today.

All the pleasure is for us, Mr. Steiner.

And I also hope that we will learn to
know each other better and weave a kind

bond of trust that will help us for the
years to come.

Eh bien, ça tombe bien, puisque
maintenant, nous allons commencer une

activité de lacet prise qui va permettre
de renforcer cette confiance.

Venez avec moi, je vais vous montrer.
Levez -vous.

Bon, maintenant, on change de
partenaire.

Be careful, Arthur. Don't drop me.

Don't worry, Alif. Don't worry.

Hey, Arthur.

Is it the first time a girl falls so
easily in your arms?

That's smart.

It's really an exercise in letting go of
your interests, Miss Cipriani.

Isn't it?

I called it the va -et -vient. Oh, yes.

Oh, sorry, excuse me, I'm stuck.

Oh, no.

No, no, c 'est moi, j 'ai perdu l
'équilibre. Je vous ai pas fait mal au

Non, pas du tout, c 'est tout le
contraire.

Bon, écoutez, je suis très satisfaite de
cette journée.

Vous avez tous joué le jeu.

Je pense qu 'on s 'est vraiment
rapprochés.

On a créé des liens de confiance.

Et c 'est vraiment important pour une
équipe qui marche.

Mais on va pas rester enfermés toute la
journée.

Alors je vous propose d 'aller à la
plage. Super.

Allez.

By the way, can I borrow two minutes to
see a file? No problem.

Very well.

Listen, can you go ahead?

We'll join you.

Okay, that works.

See you soon, thank you.

So, Chloé, which file would you

like to talk to me about?

Chloé, you're very reasonable. We could
be surprised.

No, it's not reasonable.

But I didn't organize this seminar to
take a walk at the beach or do some team

building.

And it's still one of your many
activities to let go, maybe.

And how?

You're amazing.

I didn't organize this seminar for
nothing.

It's going to be great, Miss Cyprienny.
Yeah, not only the one with the

diabetes.

Ugh.

Yeah.

In fact, it's good, it's a little chilly
anyway.

Are we doing LPL, you mean?

Yeah, well, it's been five times we've
been around the beach, I'm sick of it,

I'm out.

You're right, I'm following you.

But wait, you're not going to leave me
all alone.

Wait, you don't know anything about the
DRA, it's magic.

What? It's heavy there.

But no, it's because I didn't tell you.

And there, ADRH says, I make the vow
that these two farts will be back from

before 14 hours.

Ah, Alice, Arthur.

Excuse us, but the file was a bit
complicated. We took some time. No

Miss Prenn. No problem.

Can you tell the colleagues that the
departure will be at 19 hours for the

restaurant? Yes, of course.

And also, while you're at it, tell them
that tomorrow it will be at 10 hours in

the dining room for the beginning of the
activities.

Yes, yes.

Thank you.

Hey, Alice. Let's go, Alice.

Hey, let's go.

Tell me, isn't the title a little
strange?

What's that?

Alice?

So, can we start? Are we in the right
place?

Well, if you say so.

I ate too much.

Good night, Mila. Good night.

Yes,

Lucas, it's you?

It's Alice. Can I come in?

Yes, darling, come in.

Come on, it's you.

What's going on? Can I help you?

I don't know.

Maybe. I think I have a problem.

Is it about your television show?

No, not at all.

Then it's about the boss.

How did you guess?

Do you think I didn't notice anything?

It's true that he's not bad. I really
like him.

But I lose all my means.

As soon as I approach him, I can't even
say a word.

You're very smart, my dear.

You must be more selective with men.
Yes, but how do I do that?

Just let yourself go.

And it works the same with women, in
fact.

Do you want me to show you?

Show me?

But how?

But do you trust me or not?

Well, yes, okay.

mm -hmm

Did anyone see Alice this morning?

Well, it's the first time she's late.

No one wanted to check if she was also
stuck in the toilets.

Excuse me, I put a little more time than
planned to get ready.

Hello, Mr. Steiner.

Hello, Alice.

Well, Alice, congratulations on your
vestimentary effort.

On the other hand, I recommend you to be
careful because this morning's activity

is a little dirty.

Oh, but it will be much less fun then.

That's it.

Today, we are going to do a real group
activity, which we will all enjoy

together. We are going to prepare
pizzas.

Ah, that's an excellent idea, Chloé.
That's real team building.

Well, here are the ingredients.

I'll let you sort out the tasks and
let's go.

You know very well that I'm always very
observant. And again, the show doesn't

start.

Oh, crap!

Come on, Alice, be careful.

Excuse me, Mr. Steiner, I'm really
sorry. No, no, but don't bother, Chloé,

nothing. I'm going to go up there and
then I'm going to change my polo. But

have to clean it right away, it's never
going to leave.

It's okay, Alice, it's okay, don't
bother, it's nothing, it's a polo. I

Mr. Steiner.

Excuse me.

Well, listen, in that case, if you
insist on continuing without us, I'll be

right back.

You have to do it quickly before the
stain dries.

I'm going to ask you to remove your
heavy skin. Yes, okay.

I think it's torn.

At the same time, Alice, it's not very
serious. It's just a polo.

But I don't think you dragged me to a
bathroom to do a little cleaning.

What a perpicacity, Miss Steiner.

And at the same time, I'm trying a new
approach to management.

You're a real mystery, Alice.

Very conscientious in your work, but
still a real mystery.

And when you talk about a new approach
to management, what do you think about?

Because I'm very curious.

Interesting.

Thank you.

We could maybe move on to tasting.

But just before, I have a little
announcement to make.

I am so satisfied with the cohesion of
your group and your team work that I

decided to invite you all to the
accounting seminar next week.

Yes. In addition, there is a small
accounting assistant, super nice. I am

will conclude.

Yes, of course, of course.

On the other hand, I count on your
cohesion and your good mood for

go smoothly.

Bien entendu, Monsieur le Directeur.
Mais non, c 'est pas possible. Alice va

encore rater son émission de télé
-réalité.

Mais non, t 'inquiète pas. Je le
regarderai en replay.

Bon, eh, bon appétit. Bon appétit.

Allez, Alice.