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(DOOR OPENS)

(GRUNTS)

(COACH SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN)

(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)

(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)

(GROANS)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(GROANS)

(GIRL SPEAKING SPANISH)

Especially if that love,

introduces themselves,

by marching up to you in
the middle of the airport,

saying, "I'm going
wherever you are going."

(AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND CHEERS)

This day, this speech,

and this toast...

Is for us.

(GUESTS APPLAUD AND CHEER)

GUEST: We love you!

If I'd have known
getting married

would be this much fun,

I'd have done it
loads more by now.

(ALL CHUCKLE)

When I first met Maria...

I thought, "Great shoes."

But then I learned,

there's so much
more to her than that.

She also has a great house,

and a pool and tailor.

Hairdresser.

It really is the all-around
excellent package. (CHUCKLES)

(DOOR OPENS)

(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

(CLEARS THROAT)

When we met...

(SCOFFS) I'd just had
a really bad breakup.

It was really bad.

But when I think
about my ex today...

I realise...

I am so much happier
now she's dead.

(LAUGHS BOISTEROUSLY)

(SPANISH MUSIC PLAYING)

(GUESTS APPLAUDING)

(SCREAMS)

(BOTH GROANING)

This is my special day.

(GASPS)

Sincere...

Congratulations!

MARIA: Stop it!

(GLASS SMASHING)

(SHOUTING IN SPANISH)

(MARIA CRYING)

(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)

(MARIA WAILING)

(CANS CLANKING)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Apparently, I've
lost their trust.

Was that something
you ever wanted to find?

Not quite.

The problem being,

they've brought someone
in to oversee the desk.

Someone dreadful, I might add.

You're joking.

Diane doesn't joke.

She's too constricted.

And she specifically chose,

a Whitehall Warrior

in a rather successful attempt

to irritate me.

So we're basically
being overseen

by a massive wanker. Precisely.

What would you like?
Orecchiette please, Sam.

I mean, Diane's
been waiting for years

to strike back at me,
and now's her chance.

She is a prime
example of upper level

preventing the real
work from being done.

Bureaucracy in all its glory.

Parmigiano?

Carolyn?

Here we go. (CHUCKLES)

I hear you've been very naughty.

Have I? How thrilling.

This is Mo Jafari.

A very promising young agent,

who I unearthed in
Comms of all places.

Mo, Paul Bradwell.

Paul was once the
rising star of MI6

until he defected
to the other side.

I don't think the Foreign Office

can be considered
the other side, Carolyn.

Don't you?

I'm back now, with bells on.

So we can hear you coming?

(LAUGHS)

Oh, we're always
like this, aren't we?

Yes. Yes, we are.

Now listen, I understand
you're feeling a bit chippy,

but I honestly had no idea

they were going to
ask me to run the desk.

Oversee, Paul, not "run".

Oversee.

Whatever you say.

You know, I very nearly
called you over Christmas.

I was going through
a terrible divorce

and I thought, if anybody knows

how to get through
this, it's Carolyn.

She's done it enough times.

Divorces are easy.

It's marriages that
are impossibly hard.

Are you joining us?

No, no, no. I have to dash.

Lunch with the chief.

We're going to make
a fabulous team.

And Carolyn,

I'm so sorry about the
whole office debacle.

They told me I had to take yours

as it was closer
to the department.

Paul, I don't even
know where my office is.

Good luck with Diane.

I hear she's in a feisty mood.

(DOOR CLOSES)

Three clean-up
operations, unauthorised.

The employment of former
MI5 agents, unauthorised.

Safe-housing an FSB agent...

Unauthorised.

Former agent, Hugo Turner,

who is currently, suing MI6

for injuries incurred

during your operation in Rome,

also unauthorised.

£416.27, unpaid
lunches at the canteen.

And that's to say
nothing of Polastri's fate.

Well, Carolyn, what on earth

do you have to say for yourself?

(SIGHS)

(MACHINE BEEPING)

(WOMAN SPEAKING KOREAN)

(ITEMS CLATTER)

(CAR HORN HONKING)

Hey, watch it!

Screw you.

We have been watching
you since Rome.

You know that, don't you?

You're not easy to replace.

You should see
some of the cretins

they send for me to train.

If you did ever want back in,

I can get you
more of everything.

Money, travel, apartment.

All better than you've ever had.

You're so talented.

You're the best I
ever trained. You're...

"Destined for greatness."
Destined for greatness.

It's true. (MOCKING)

You have brilliant career
ahead of you, Oksana...

Do you think I'm stupid?

Do you think I'm stupid?

I'm still champion.

Best out of three.

(GRUNTS)

Kopveska?

I get them imported to... Yeah!

Hey, that is cheating.

(CHUCKLING)

So...

If I do ever want to come back,

and you give me all
this amazing stuff...

What's in it for you? Hmm?

Knowing my most talented student

is doing work of her destiny.

Uh-uh.

I repeat... What
is in it for you?

If I get you back
and working well...

They will send me
home, to Russia.

Whatever you want, I will do it.

I will get you anything.

Just tell me.

Trust me.

Power is there for
the taking, Oksana.

You just have to
be smart about how.

Slowly, slowly, catch a monkey.

A Keeper.

I want to be a Keeper.

A Keeper is big.

Higher than Konstantin,
it's higher than me.

You said what I wanted,
that's what I want.

Ah-ha. Okay, okay.

(CHUCKLES) We...
We can work with this.

Right? Yeah, we
can work with this.

(MOCKINGLY) She
wants to be Keeper.

"Oksana, the Keeper."

Oksana wants to be Keeper.

Oksana, the Keeper.
(VILLANELLE CHUCKLES)

I will go to them tomorrow
and I will say she wants...

"Villanelle."

You call me Villanelle.

Okay. Okay. Villanelle.

(BOTH WHEEZE AND LAUGH)

(WHISTLING)

Are you all right? Ow!

No, I'm not.

Some bastard's been
stealing my Tangfastics again.

Better call in the troops.

Well, you joke, but
theft is theft, my friend.

Tangfastics today,
data tomorrow.

Hi. Hey.

Pop quiz tonight?

Erm, I can't this evening.

But we need you for
all the football questions.

I'm meeting someone.

A friend.

And I'm not the only one
who knows about football.

You have friends? Ha.

You realise to fit in here,

you have to be socially inept

like the rest of us.

Oh, I'm that too. Don't worry.

So, who's the friend?

It's erm... It's
nothing, really.

BEAR: You know, a normal person

would flake on their friend

when something better turns up.

Well, remind me not to
rely on you for anything.

I liked your piece

on evasive jellyfish
migration, by the way.

Thanks. I liked yours.

Oh, wait, you haven't
written anything, have you?

I'm working on it.

JAMIE: (SHOUTING) I don't care!

No, you promised us...

You said he doesn't push
it if it's not ready, right?

I said that about me.

Look, I could help you,

if you tell me what it's about.

I don't really know yet.

Okay, then.

Unbelievable!

I will find you.

(TYPING)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(SPEAKING KOREAN)

(SPEAKING KOREAN)

(SPEAKING KOREAN)

I like the kitchen.

I like the kitchen.

Okay.

(TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY)

(METAL SQUEAKING)

(MOBILE RINGING)

(SECOND MOBILE RINGING)

(THIRD MOBILE RINGING)

(MOBILE BEEPING)

I'll take this.

(SECOND MOBILE RINGING)

This is sweet. Are
you visiting? Yes.

No. This is for my daughter.

She likes London, does she?

She hates everything about it.

That's why I'm
sending it. (LAUGHS)

One and two, and
stretch your legs!

And finish!

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

(GRUNTS) (SPEAKING SPANISH)

Are you crying? Don't be a wimp.

(WHISPERING)
When you really, really

want to piss her off,

you say, "Russia
is a corrupt state",

"clinging to the shadows
of its Soviet glory."

You see this woman? She
was useless just like you,

but I showed her
how to be strong.

And fight dirty. Yes.

Fight dirty, but
listen to Dasha.

Now piss off.

And tomorrow, I
want you on fire.

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

I scared the shit out of them.

Really?

They're open to it.

That doesn't sound like a yes.

They'll promote
you with full benefits,

but first you have to show them

you're up to the job.

No. That's not what I asked for.

DASHA: It's a process.

Nothing good comes
fast. You know that.

Slowly, slowly...
Enough with the monkey!

A good solid job, nice,

political agitator...

And local, too.

Plus, big, fat,
welcome. home bonus.

Have fun with it.

Your work was always
so inventive and fresh.

Almost as good as mine.

Better than yours.

Hmm? Hmm.

You know they
still study my kills,

for their brilliance?

My work remains
totally untouchable...

Because it's out of date.

Do you want this job or not?

(SPEAKING KOREAN)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(SIRENS WAILING) (TV PLAYING)

(GLASS CLANKS) EVE: Shit.

(CAMERA CLICKS)

(CHUCKLES)

(MESSAGE BEEPS)

(LAUGHS)

VOICEMAIL: First message.

(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)

VOICEMAIL: Second message.

IRINA: Dad, you need
to come home now.

Mum's driving me crazy...
(DOORBELL RINGS)

And her sack of
shit boyfriend is...

Delivery?

A total dick.

And I need you to
come back and get me.

Why are you still in that damp
dump of a country anyway?

You said you'd be
back in a few weeks,

but it's been...

(BOTH SCREAM)

What the hell are
you doing here?

I'm sorry! I'm sorry.
You texted me.

No, I didn't. Yes, you did.

It didn't make a lot of sense.

Something about
"loo paper, beer"?

Oh. Oh, God.

I was a bit worried
if I'm honest,

so I tracked your phone.

You know, you really shouldn't
leave your front door open,

considering the amount of people

that have tried to kill you.

(GROANS)

(TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY)

Okay, I'm just gonna say it.

I'm really, really sorry about
what went down. No, no, no.

Let me say it. It's
really best if you didn't.

I prefer things... Buried.

Exactly.

Well, that's very... British.

Cheers. Cheers.

I went to see you,

after they transported you

from the hospital
in Rome. Really?

But they weren't
allowing visitors

and I felt a bit, erm...

Lucky those tourists
found you when they did.

You missing MI6?

Absolutely not.

How is it? I have
no idea. I quit.

I've started
working at Bitter Pill.

You're a journalist?

"Open-source investigator"
is the official title.

No way. (CHUCKLES)

It's been decent, to be fair.

The site's good

and they let me
investigate what I want.

The guy who runs
it is pretty cool.

Working for someone
with integrity, it's...

Better than working
for your mom.

Let's just say, different.

You still in touch
with... Oh, God. No.

I'm totally done with
her. Done with that.

End of story.

I was gonna say Niko.

Oh. Right.

Of course, I...

Yeah, we see each other
every few days. He's...

You know. Yeah, I heard.

And what about you?

Do you ever worry
about The Twelve?

There are plenty of other
people worrying about them.

But there's not. MI6 shut
everything down months ago.

Yeah, well, it's not
my problem anymore.

Yeah. Yeah, not our
problem. Kenny, it's not.

So I've been looking
into them loads. No shit.

And I was looking at
the financial trial again.

And the thing is,
after Fat Panda

and Frank, there
were... Kenny...

I've seen some activity in
their accounts that show...

Kenny, I'm serious.

I am not going
down that road again.

It almost killed me.

KENNY: You should
come to the office

after work for beers.

I'm there most
evenings and weekends.

I think you could do
with people, or something.

You don't seem very'
er... No, Kenny, I'm fine.

I know.

You just don't seem
very happy. That's all.

Who says I want to be happy?

(CHUCKLES)

Bye. Bye.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

(PAPER-CUTTER RATTLING)

(LADDER CREAKING)

(SCREAMS)

Ahhh! (GROANS)

(GRUNTS)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(WOMAN GROANING)

Untouchable.

(RAIN PATTERING)

CAROLYN: (SINGING)

Kenny!

I thought you said
you were going to

sort all this before we packed.

I did.

Memories.

You see this, and
you're transported

to a time of happiness?

Yes.

I'll sort it when I'm back.

Now, you are the one who
persuaded me to make this move,

so you can just pitch in.

The thing is, I've got
some work stuff to do.

That website has you
working at the weekend?

You had me working
at the weekend.

That's because people get
murdered at the weekend.

I'll see you when I'm back.

As you wish.

It is as I wish, actually.

CAROLYN: Right.
That's why I'm not staying.

I think I got that.

All right, then.

Because I'm not gonna
be told what to do any more.

Clearly.

Are you ever going to apologise?

I think I'm at a loss here.

You really don't think you did
anything wrong at all, do you?

Your father chose our last house

and to be honest,
I never liked it.

But I lived there for
years without complaint

because I knew it
made him happy.

Life is just a series
of trade. offs, Kenny.

For all of us.

And my job is no different.

Now, you might disagree
with my decisions,

but I will never be able
to apologise for them.

And I'd have thought that if
anyone could understand that,

it's you.

Now, do you want fish and
chips for when you come back?

(MUMBLES) Okay.

Battered sausage? Yes, please.

Right.

And it's not a website.
It's an online publication.

Oh, very good!

NURSE: How are
you feeling today?

He's in the garden. Thank you.

I brought you these.

I ate the green ones for you.

Thanks.

They exchanged on the house.

I've got some
stuff for you to sign.

Just here. I know.

Eve...

I'm not an idiot.

We are going to
get through this.

You have to know that.

It's one day at a time,

and you are getting
better with every day...

This isn't something
you can fix, Eve.

Her parents think she
killed herself, you know that?

Also, MI bloody six
can wash their hands...

It's better if her family
don't know. Better for who?

Our entire relationship
has had you...

At the centre of it.

Well, I never wanted that...

Well, you didn't do much
to change it, did you?

And if we're being honest,

we'd both admit
that I deserve more...

A bit more than that.

And more than you.

(NIKO SIGHS)

(ROCK SONG PLAYING
IN HEADPHONES)

(MAN SPEAKING KOREAN)

She's lying. Okay?

She was lying when she
had work the next day.

She was lying when saw her mom.

She was lying
when she had the flu.

He knows it.

I know it.

You know it.

You're not even
crying because of her.

You're crying because...

Because you feel stupid.

Because you were stupid.

Hey, these drinks
don't involve games,

or organised fun, do they?

Erm, it's pretty chill.

(SIGHS) Chilled works.

KENNY: Okay, I'll get the...

(ELEVATOR DOOR OPENS)

Hello?

(THUDDING)

(ELEVATOR DINGS)

Hello?

Kenny?

Hello?

(MOBILE PHONE VINRATES)

KENNY ON VOICEMAIL: Hi.
This is Kenny. Leave a message.

EVE: Hey. Erm, I'm here.

Oh, I think I have your phone.

Where are you?

(THUDS)

(GASPS)

(PANTING)

(GASPS)

(ALARMS BLARING)

(EVE PANTING)

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)