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[man] Come with me.
Let's use our imaginations, shall we?
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[announcer]
Coming to the Candle Light Theater,
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Richard Brecky brings masteryof silent theater to the stage
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as "Jellybean."
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No props.
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An empty stage.
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Let me paint you a world.
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[announcer]
Using only gesture and emotion,
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he creates 73 stories that will leave youon the edge of your seat.
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-And I never talk.
-Shh!
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Watch in wonder as he transports you tothe furthest reaches of your imagination.
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And if I talk, you get money.
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But I never talk.
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Audiences across the countryhave sold out theaters
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to marvel at his wordless stories.
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And to try to get him to talk.
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[sighs]
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[man 1] What are you doing?
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-[woman] What is that? What are you doing?
-[man 2] What are you doing?
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[man 3] What are you doing?
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[no audible dialogue]
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-What are you doing?
-What is that?
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What are you doing?
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-What is that?
-What are you doing?
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-What is that?!
-It's a rake.
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-[ding]
-[grumbles]
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[announcer] Brecky has entrenched himself
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in one of the country's mostcharming eras.
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And with his unique craftsmanship,he brings to life 73 tales
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both as personal as they are universal.
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The fuck is that?
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-Wait.
-I wanna know now!
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-Just hold on!
-The fuck is that?
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-Just wait!
-Wanna know now!
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-Just look at it!
-I wanna know right now!
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-A fuckin' bike, you fuckin' scumbags!
-[ding]
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[announcer]
Lose yourself in the world of the mind.
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And don't just come
and try and make me talk.
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I don't want to talk.
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I love this stuff. I love old stuff.
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Only come here if you like that stuff.
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If you asked me when I started this
how many frats would come,
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I would've said naught. But now it's like…
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all frats.
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All frats and bachelor parties.
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Leave me alone!
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[announcer]
Get tickets now, before we sell out.
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[crowd clamoring]
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[cheering, jeering]
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Showtime.
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We're gonna go nuts in there!
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-Goddammit.
-Yeah!
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If I could've told this little guy
that in 25 years,
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he'd be selling out
the Candle Light Theater…
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[chuckles] Sometimes dreams do come true.
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[indistinct, overlapping shouts]
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What are you?!
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I'm in a house! A house!
House! House! House! House! House!
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-Fuckin' in a house!
-[ding]
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-[man] What is that?!
-It's a cup!
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-It's a fucking cup!
-[ding]
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{\an8}[theme music playing]
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…kind of cheesy or corny,
but it was actually really inspiring.
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Oh, wow, that's so interesting.
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You forget your coworkers
have these full lives.
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That's so true. You forget that
when you just see them at work.
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-Exactly.
-[man laughs] Joey, you swear to God?
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I swear to fuckin' God I did.
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If this is true,
you are my favorite person.
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-I swear to God.
-Those guys are being really loud.
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-Ah, they're just having fun.
-I like the way you look at the world.
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Yeah, I just try to look at it
through that perspective.
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It's easy to do once you try to do it.
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-A lot of folks don't care to try.
-Very true.
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Yeah. So tell me more
about this work retreat.
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That sounds so awesome.
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-It was. We were really surprised.
-I swear to God.
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[man] I was having a beautiful time.
Solo on the kayak.
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I see this mako shark.
It's so fuckin' close to me.
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-What?
-Like from me to that guy over there
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with the plaid shirt and that dog hair.
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-Which guy?
-That guy there with the plaid shirt
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and the hair that hangs over
like dog ears.
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The shark was that close?
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[mutters] Dog hair? What the hell
are you talking about, dog hair?
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And my boss started to do karaoke.
Didn't know she was coming.
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Did you know Joey
was almost eaten by a shark?
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-What?
-I wasn't almost eaten.
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The shark was as close to me as that guy
whose hair looks like dog ears.
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I actually thought that was a dog
at that chair.
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-…be there, so…
-[man] It's like a Springer Spaniel.
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[Joey] I grew up with Springers.
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-[man 2] Beautiful dogs.
-[Joey] Dog hair.
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{\an8}[soft acoustic guitar music plays]
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{\an8}I mean, she's cute.
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If you think she's cute, Peter,
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-I say ring the bell.
-I'm nervous.
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-[man] Too late.
-What did you do?
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I did it. I rang that bell.
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-What the hell, man?
-[dinging]
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She rang back.
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[all exclaim]
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I'm well within my rights
to kill you right now.
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-But don't you love me?
-Ah!
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I'm going on a date.
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Yeah!
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[mockingly exclaims in fear]
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Yes!
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-Come out here.
-[Peter] No!
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-Come out.
-[Peter] I look dumb!
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[man 2] Come out.
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[sighs]
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Oh my God, you look so sharp.
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Peter, wow.
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And, guys, I figured out what
I'm gonna do for my hair.
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Check it out.
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Just like this.
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Oh my God, Cranston. Cut to: chatting
about this at your bachelor party.
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[grunts] Hope I'm not making a mistake
with the hair.
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But… Cranston.
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[door bell jingles]
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Hello!
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Just like this.
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[music ends]
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…new people got crazy.
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Afraid I'm gonna have to interrupt you.
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Something wrong?
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I wanted to look extraordinary
for you tonight.
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But my barber may have been
looking at a picture of a dog
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when he gave me this haircut.
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I guess it does
kind of look like dog ears.
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I really wanted this to go well.
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-I really did.
-No.
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I know, Peter.
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I really wanted to have two girlfriends.
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You already have a girlfriend?
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I do, yeah, but I wanted two.
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I think that would be even better.
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Think about it. Two girlfriends.
That's better.
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You know what I'm saying?
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But you were saying your boss was like…
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acting crazy?
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["Just One More Time"
by Ernestine Thompson plays]
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♪ This must be my day now ♪
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I work hard.
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[gentle acoustic music plays]
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That means I play hard.
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But when I had a heart attack from
dancing as hard as I can at Club Aqua,
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{\an8}my doctor suggested I get
ABX Heart Monitor from Abbott.
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{\an8}This device will send an alert to my phone
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{\an8}so I can monitor
in case there's a spike in heart rate.
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{\an8}Now I have the confidence
to live my life to the fullest.
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[upbeat music plays]
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[cell phone beeps]
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At 2:00 a.m., there was a spike.
You do anything out of the ordinary?
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Uh, not really. I was at Club Aqua.
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-Club Aqua? You get in there?
-Oh, yeah.
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-How the fuck you get into Aqua?
-I built the back deck at Club Aqua.
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-You built that deck?
-Yeah. So now I get in.
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So cool.
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Hey. Next time you go to Aqua, can I come?
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Yeah, maybe.
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Hey. Do you know about Club Haunted House?
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-Yeah, I dip in there.
-Really want to check out Haunted House.
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Anyway, why don't we put you on
a low dose of blood thinners?
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Thank you, doctor.
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Let me know the next time you go,
all right?
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Yeah, maybe.
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I actually want to go to Haunted House
more than Aqua.
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{\an8}[man] The ABX Heart Monitor from Abbott
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{\an8}transmits up-to-the-minute datato my doctor
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{\an8}about my heart health.
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{\an8}-Hello?
-There was a spike last night.
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-Were you at Haunted House?
-No. I jacked off.
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-For 15 minutes?
-Yeah.
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-You were at Haunted House.
-I dipped in. It doesn't matter.
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Don't say you were jacking off
when you were at Haunted House.
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-It doesn't fuckin' matter.
-It does!
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[doctor] Listen, I just want to goto Haunted House.
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I actually want to go to Haunted Housemore than Aqua.
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-Heard there's a trap door.
-There's not.
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-I heard there was one!
-My God, you're not going!
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-But I want to!
-[call disconnects]
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{\an8}ABX Heart Monitor. So now your doctor
can know what's happening.
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{\an8}[phone dings]
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[gentle music plays]
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Fuck!
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-[dance music playing inside]
-Hey-hey! Right here.
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-[man] He's good.
-What about his wife?
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Not his wife.
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All right. Get home safe, all right?
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[loud bass-heavy industrial music plays]
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-Oh my fucking God.
-Relax.
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Look at the fucking chains!
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-Just relax! Relax.
-All right.
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Let me just…
Let me do a lap, see what's real.
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Dracula!
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[upbeat techno dance music plays]
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-[music distorts, slows, and stops]
-[crowd exclaims]
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Hey, guys. All clubs
are closed for the night.
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There's been a tragedy
in the club community.
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-What happened?
-The big deck at Aqua collapsed.
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Did anyone get hurt?
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Kim Kardashian's head fell off.
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♪ Keep on tryin' ♪
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♪ I'm gonna keep on tryin' ♪
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All right. So here's your small fries
and your small drink.
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Thank you.
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You know, I'd like to pay for
the guy's meal behind me too.
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Just pay it forward.
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-Wow, that's really nice of you.
-Yeah.
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-Who knows. Maybe it'll catch on.
-All right, you have a great day, sir.
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[tender piano melody plays]
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[tires squealing]
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[frantic drum-heavy music plays]
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[screams]
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Stop! Stop! Stop! Please let me go!
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Please let me go first!
I'm doing something!
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[tires squealing]
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-Hi. Can I take your order?
-55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos,
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55 pies, 55 Cokes,
100 tater tots, 100 pizzas, 100 tenders,
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100 meatballs, 100 coffees,
55 wings, 55 shakes,
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55 pancakes, 55 pastas,
55 peppers, and 155 taters.
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-Okay, that'll be $680.
-Okay.
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[tense, ominous music plays]
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Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
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Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
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-Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
-Hey!
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-Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
-Hey!
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[horn honks]
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Come on. What the hell's going on?
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-Not paying it.
-You have to!
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The guy did it for you!
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-You're the guy!
-Just do it! You're rich!
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-What?!
-[horn honks]
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Hey! What the hell's going on?
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This guy's trying to start
a pay-it-forward chain.
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[tires squealing]
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-55 burgers, 55 fries…
-Ah, shit!
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Look what you did, you rich little fuck!
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Come on!
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00:11:14,303 --> 00:11:17,640
[panicked screaming]
243
00:11:17,723 --> 00:11:21,143
-Oh no! Oh no!
-Thought you'd just pull that shit on me?
244
00:11:21,227 --> 00:11:22,853
-[engine dies]
-Fine.
245
00:11:22,937 --> 00:11:24,313
You win.
246
00:11:24,397 --> 00:11:25,356
That's fine.
247
00:11:25,439 --> 00:11:29,485
I just wanted to do something good
this morning before alcohol class.
248
00:11:30,277 --> 00:11:36,158
But you won. That's the last time
I try to do something good ever again.
249
00:11:36,242 --> 00:11:38,536
[somber music plays]
250
00:11:38,619 --> 00:11:41,080
Maybe you did have some good intentions.
251
00:11:41,163 --> 00:11:44,250
-Maybe I did jump to conclusions.
-Oh, I can just run!
252
00:11:44,333 --> 00:11:46,502
-[metal music plays]
-[vocalist screams]
253
00:11:46,585 --> 00:11:49,672
♪ Baby, baby, baby, baby, bay-bay-bay ♪
254
00:11:49,755 --> 00:11:52,800
♪ Oh, baby, baby, bay-bay-bay ♪
255
00:11:53,300 --> 00:11:55,928
[keys jangling]
256
00:11:56,011 --> 00:11:58,097
Surprise!
257
00:11:58,180 --> 00:12:00,599
Oh my goodness.
258
00:12:00,683 --> 00:12:01,809
What is this?
259
00:12:01,892 --> 00:12:04,520
Think you can turn 50
and we're not gonna celebrate?
260
00:12:05,020 --> 00:12:06,439
What the hell is this?
261
00:12:06,522 --> 00:12:09,483
Cardboard cutout of you, Robert.
You're the guest of honor.
262
00:12:09,567 --> 00:12:11,485
And we got Kismet Rotisserie.
263
00:12:11,569 --> 00:12:14,530
-Didn't know they did catering.
-They did it special.
264
00:12:15,364 --> 00:12:17,825
-I don't know what to say.
-That's a first.
265
00:12:17,908 --> 00:12:19,160
[laughter]
266
00:12:19,243 --> 00:12:21,328
Guess I do know. Let's party!
267
00:12:21,412 --> 00:12:22,747
-Yeah!
-[all cheering]
268
00:12:22,830 --> 00:12:25,541
You guys are in trouble.
You're in trouble!
269
00:12:26,417 --> 00:12:29,295
[woman] Woo! Birthday boy!
270
00:12:29,378 --> 00:12:32,131
[upbeat pop music plays]
271
00:12:38,095 --> 00:12:41,807
We'll make sure we lock down Cleveland
before we move forward on that.
272
00:12:41,891 --> 00:12:46,312
I know. I'm worried about what our
first-quarter earnings report looks like
273
00:12:46,395 --> 00:12:49,440
if that deal ends up dragging
into April or beyond.
274
00:12:49,523 --> 00:12:54,737
Other clients have been patient so far,
but they can't wait around forever.
275
00:12:54,820 --> 00:12:57,990
God knows what'll happen
if the proposal goes belly-up.
276
00:12:58,908 --> 00:13:00,284
Robert?
277
00:13:00,367 --> 00:13:03,204
-Oh. Yeah, sorry. Don't worry about that.
-All right.
278
00:13:03,287 --> 00:13:05,372
-Then I'll shut up about it.
-No worries.
279
00:13:05,456 --> 00:13:07,082
[dance music playing]
280
00:13:07,166 --> 00:13:10,503
-I can't believe they catered this.
-[man] The guy was so nice.
281
00:13:10,586 --> 00:13:12,171
We told him who you were.
282
00:13:12,254 --> 00:13:14,465
We described you. He knew right away.
283
00:13:14,548 --> 00:13:17,259
He said, "That guy? I love that guy."
284
00:13:17,343 --> 00:13:19,470
Amazing. I do go there a lot.
285
00:13:19,553 --> 00:13:22,765
-[sinister, unsettling music plays]
-[dance music mutes]
286
00:13:25,267 --> 00:13:29,021
[ominous tone plays
and slowly intensifies]
287
00:13:30,105 --> 00:13:31,857
[dramatic musical sting]
288
00:13:33,484 --> 00:13:35,569
[sinister music mutes]
289
00:13:35,653 --> 00:13:37,988
[upbeat dance music plays]
290
00:13:38,072 --> 00:13:39,573
[ominous musical sting]
291
00:13:43,369 --> 00:13:45,454
♪ Light the lights, frost the cake ♪
292
00:13:45,538 --> 00:13:48,457
♪ Line the presents up so great ♪
293
00:13:48,541 --> 00:13:51,085
♪ Sing the song, smile the smile ♪
294
00:13:51,168 --> 00:13:53,754
♪ Today's your day, we're gonna go wild ♪
295
00:13:53,838 --> 00:13:56,549
♪ Wild on, wild on ♪
296
00:13:56,632 --> 00:13:59,051
♪ Tonight we go wild on ♪
297
00:13:59,134 --> 00:14:01,512
♪ Tonight we go crazy ♪
298
00:14:01,595 --> 00:14:04,306
[tense, menacing music plays]
299
00:14:10,354 --> 00:14:11,605
Hey, Candy?
300
00:14:12,439 --> 00:14:14,525
Oh, hi, Robert.
301
00:14:14,608 --> 00:14:16,777
How you doing? Ha… Happy birthday.
302
00:14:16,861 --> 00:14:20,322
I'm okay. Been meaning to talk to you
about what happened last week.
303
00:14:20,406 --> 00:14:22,741
I shouldn't have spoken to you like that.
304
00:14:23,450 --> 00:14:26,161
Oh, no, I didn't even
think twice about it.
305
00:14:26,245 --> 00:14:28,497
Well, even if you haven't
thought about it,
306
00:14:28,581 --> 00:14:32,710
I'm sorry I was so quick to say
you weren't allowed to bring in your rats.
307
00:14:34,086 --> 00:14:35,296
I appreciate that.
308
00:14:35,379 --> 00:14:38,591
I may have treated you unfairly
when Steven brought in his dog
309
00:14:38,674 --> 00:14:42,219
and I didn't come down on him
nearly as hard as I came down on you
310
00:14:42,303 --> 00:14:43,804
when you brought in four rats.
311
00:14:43,888 --> 00:14:46,640
Dogs are to Steven what rats are to me.
312
00:14:46,724 --> 00:14:47,641
Understood.
313
00:14:47,725 --> 00:14:49,226
'Cause I'm the rat mom.
314
00:14:49,310 --> 00:14:53,022
Yeah. Well, it's not for me to decide
which animals are worse than others.
315
00:14:53,105 --> 00:14:58,068
Right. Because it's so easy for me to open
the desk drawer. They're in there.
316
00:14:58,152 --> 00:15:02,823
I take the food, put it on the desk.
I knock it in. No one knows I have rats.
317
00:15:02,907 --> 00:15:04,867
Either way, shouldn't have said that.
318
00:15:04,950 --> 00:15:10,039
Maybe I'm a little bit hard on you
because I see you rising at this place,
319
00:15:10,122 --> 00:15:12,833
and I could see you
helping to manage it one day.
320
00:15:12,917 --> 00:15:15,169
-[tender music plays]
-[exhales sharply]
321
00:15:15,836 --> 00:15:17,338
Thank you, Robert. I…
322
00:15:18,839 --> 00:15:21,717
So that's all. I…
I just wanted to say sorry.
323
00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:23,260
And Merry Christmas.
324
00:15:23,344 --> 00:15:24,720
Merry Christmas.
325
00:15:24,803 --> 00:15:26,055
And happy birthday.
326
00:15:26,138 --> 00:15:28,223
-Thank you. Thanks.
-[unnerving laugh]
327
00:15:28,307 --> 00:15:29,141
Okay.
328
00:15:29,725 --> 00:15:33,812
[slow, melodic rendition]
♪ Light the lights, frost the cake ♪
329
00:15:33,896 --> 00:15:37,775
♪ Line the presents up so great ♪
330
00:15:37,858 --> 00:15:41,654
♪ Sing the song, smile the smile ♪
331
00:15:41,737 --> 00:15:45,741
♪ Today's your day, we're gonna go wild ♪
332
00:15:45,824 --> 00:15:49,620
♪ Wild on, wild on ♪
333
00:15:49,703 --> 00:15:53,582
♪ Tonight we go wild on ♪
334
00:15:53,666 --> 00:15:58,212
♪ Tonight we go crazy… ♪
335
00:15:58,295 --> 00:15:59,838
[voice quavers] Oh my God!
336
00:15:59,922 --> 00:16:02,299
I drank fucking dog shit!
337
00:16:02,383 --> 00:16:05,552
Who put dog shit in a cup?! Who did it?!
338
00:16:05,636 --> 00:16:08,555
[theme music playing]
339
00:16:38,669 --> 00:16:41,588
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
340
00:16:41,672 --> 00:16:45,592
♪ Oh ♪
341
00:16:46,677 --> 00:16:49,596
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
342
00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:51,598
♪ Yeah ♪
343
00:16:53,225 --> 00:16:54,601
[music ends]
344
00:16:56,729 --> 00:16:58,689
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