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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:35,520 I have a theory: 2 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:38,241 Hating someone feels disturbingly like falling in 3 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:39,881 love with them. 4 00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:44,121 Your stomach twists and flips, your appetite and sleep are 5 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:46,960 shredded, your heart beats heavy and bright, 6 00:00:47,040 --> 00:00:49,240 nearly visible through your flesh and clothes. 7 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:50,920 Can you please hold the elevator? 8 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,120 - Sorry. - Ooh! 9 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:53,800 Already in motion. 10 00:00:53,880 --> 00:00:55,200 But... 11 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:56,578 Every interaction spikes your blood with 12 00:00:56,601 --> 00:00:57,320 adrenaline... 13 00:00:57,400 --> 00:00:58,760 Ugh! 14 00:00:58,840 --> 00:01:00,840 And your body is barely under your control. 15 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:04,520 This used to be the home of gamin publishing, 16 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:08,160 known for its insistence on literature as art... 17 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:10,280 Until a year ago, faced with bankruptcy, 18 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:13,000 it was forced to merge with bexley books, 19 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:15,960 an evil empire known for ghostwritten autobiographies of 20 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:18,281 brain-damaged sports stars. 21 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:23,280 Make no mistake: The bexleys and gamins are at war. 22 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:32,480 As for American psycho over there playing the copycat game 23 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:35,480 for no reason but to piss me off... 24 00:01:35,561 --> 00:01:38,880 Yeah, hate him with a passion. 25 00:01:40,960 --> 00:01:43,040 I mean, sure, he's easy on the eyes, 26 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:45,161 but don't let that fool you. 27 00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:46,480 As Shakespeare would say: 28 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:49,360 Sometimes, fair is foul. 29 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:31,760 My reasons for hating Joshua templeman are several. 30 00:02:31,840 --> 00:02:33,480 One: I have never seen him smile. 31 00:02:33,561 --> 00:02:34,680 0h, hi! 32 00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:35,719 You must be Josh. 33 00:02:35,761 --> 00:02:37,560 I hear we'll be working together. 34 00:02:37,640 --> 00:02:38,400 0h! 35 00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:40,281 I got you a plan for your desk. 36 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:51,520 Two: He's a total control freak. 37 00:03:05,241 --> 00:03:08,280 I mean, the guy wears the same shirts in the same order every 38 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:09,400 week. 39 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:11,160 Monday: Dove gray. 40 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:12,720 Tuesday: White. 41 00:03:12,801 --> 00:03:14,161 Wednesday: Powder blue. 42 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:16,280 Thursday: Window pane blue. 43 00:03:16,361 --> 00:03:18,681 And Friday: True blue. 44 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:22,760 Reason number three: He always corrects any tiny mistake I 45 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:24,080 make. 46 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:28,400 Four, and perhaps most importantly: After the merger, 47 00:03:28,480 --> 00:03:31,480 he waltzed in with a list of people to fire and it included 48 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:33,160 all my work friends... 49 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:35,400 Which were all my friends. 50 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:40,800 So now, I'm trapped here, day after endless day, 51 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:44,720 all alone with my one maniacal Nemesis. 52 00:04:03,801 --> 00:04:04,880 Hi, good morning. 53 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:06,600 Good morning. 54 00:04:06,681 --> 00:04:07,680 Has bexley seen this? 55 00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:09,480 I emailed it to Josh, so I'm assuming. 56 00:04:09,561 --> 00:04:11,017 We're adding something at the top of the agenda. 57 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:12,217 Okay, do you want me to adjust it? 58 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:13,560 No, this is fine. 59 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:15,440 I'd rather it be a surprise. 60 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:16,080 Quarterlies? 61 00:04:16,161 --> 00:04:16,960 On your desk. 62 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:17,801 How do they look? 63 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:19,080 Eh, lower than projected. 64 00:04:19,161 --> 00:04:20,560 But they are better than q2. 65 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:22,920 And I talked to the marketing team about alternative print 66 00:04:23,001 --> 00:04:25,280 strategies, which I really think could help moving forward. 67 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:27,720 And I sent you a memo about a company-wide team-building event 68 00:04:27,801 --> 00:04:29,200 that I'm planning. 69 00:04:29,280 --> 00:04:30,697 But workers would rather eat rat skeletons than participate 70 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:32,000 in group activities. 71 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:34,480 Agreed, but hr has been overwhelmed with complaints 72 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:35,560 since the merger. 73 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:37,840 Half of which are about you and Josh. 74 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:39,040 Don't mind her. 75 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:40,497 I don't know what I'd do without you. 76 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:44,320 Well, you'd be all alone with Satan and his hell hound. 77 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:46,120 - See you inside. - Okay. 78 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:47,080 Lucy! 79 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:48,521 I am so glad that I caught you. 80 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:51,600 I was hoping that I can ask you for, like, a tiny favor? 81 00:04:51,681 --> 00:04:53,177 I need an extension on the monthly report. 82 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:55,257 My new puppy ate peanut butter last night and she's totally 83 00:04:55,280 --> 00:04:56,560 allergic. 84 00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:59,200 She put the "poo" in "cockapoo," if you know what I mean. 85 00:04:59,280 --> 00:05:00,160 Sure. 86 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:01,320 Of course. 87 00:05:01,401 --> 00:05:02,440 You're the best. 88 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:04,480 I'll have it Monday, Wednesday at the latest. 89 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:07,880 That was pathetic. 90 00:05:08,681 --> 00:05:10,200 Who is Joshua templeman? 91 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:13,537 You know, Lucinda, you could just tell her to do herjob, 92 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:16,361 but no, you have to be the good guy. 93 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:18,561 It's a lot better than being the asshole. 94 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:20,520 Happy Thanksgiving! 95 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:21,640 'Kay. 96 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:23,761 - Cupcake? - Oh. 97 00:05:23,840 --> 00:05:25,360 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 98 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:26,960 You want one? 99 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:29,960 You remembered my birthday! 100 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:32,600 Of course! 101 00:05:32,681 --> 00:05:33,720 Our... 102 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:35,480 Little birthday Turkey. 103 00:05:35,561 --> 00:05:36,440 Yay! 104 00:05:36,521 --> 00:05:37,481 Happy birthday. 105 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:38,920 Ooh... 106 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:40,217 You know, I watched this insane documentary last 107 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:41,480 night. 108 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:43,960 Three am, YouTube rabbit hole, "history of baking." 109 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:46,440 Did you know that DaVinci invented the blender? 110 00:05:46,521 --> 00:05:48,321 I invented pizza plate. 111 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:51,417 It's a second pizza you put under your first pizza to catch 112 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:52,440 the crumbs. 113 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:53,657 All right, can we please get started? 114 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:55,441 Or do you need another minute to chit-chat? 115 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:56,840 No, we're good to go. 116 00:05:56,920 --> 00:05:58,321 Oh, your tie's crooked. 117 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:00,840 Okay, thank you all for being here the day before 118 00:06:00,921 --> 00:06:02,000 Thanksgiving. 119 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:02,800 I know some of you are traveling so we'll... 120 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:04,240 Check this out. 121 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:05,279 Richard! 122 00:06:05,321 --> 00:06:06,800 So we'll try to keep this short. 123 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:09,600 Yes, and Friday after Thanksgiving will not be a paid 124 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:11,600 holiday, fyi. 125 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:13,681 Okay, Richard and I have an announcement to make: 126 00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:15,440 We're adding a new position to the team. 127 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:18,280 Yes, we're going to be hiring a managing director who will 128 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:21,000 oversee each department and he will report to me. 129 00:06:21,081 --> 00:06:23,120 He or she will report to both of us. 130 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:27,080 The job is open to external applicants, naturally, but... 131 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:29,601 I'd very much like to hire from within. 132 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:32,000 Yeah, we will be putting together an independent panel 133 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:34,121 since we don't always see eye-to-eye. 134 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:36,457 The final candidates will make their presentations to the board 135 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:38,280 after the new year. 136 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:41,000 May the best man win. 137 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:53,000 That job is mine, shortcake. 138 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,561 Oh, your confidence is compelling, 139 00:06:54,640 --> 00:06:55,720 but you forget one thing. 140 00:06:55,800 --> 00:06:57,320 - Hm? - Everyone hates you. 141 00:06:57,400 --> 00:06:58,697 Oh, they don't hate me, they fear me, 142 00:06:58,720 --> 00:06:59,720 which makes me effective. 143 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:01,177 You know, when I'm your boss, 144 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:03,440 I will require you to do everything I say with a smile. 145 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:05,778 When I'm your boss, I'm gonna work you so hard that you start 146 00:07:05,801 --> 00:07:07,177 using the office as your home address. 147 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:10,000 When I'm your boss, I will enforce casual Fridays. 148 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:11,400 Hawaiian shirts mandatory. 149 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:13,497 When I'm your boss, i'm implementing a new dress code. 150 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:16,520 No more looking like an elementary school librarian. 151 00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:20,680 If you get the job, I'll resign. 152 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:22,320 - Really? - Just like you will if I do. 153 00:07:22,401 --> 00:07:24,120 - I don't quit. - Then I'll fire you. 154 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:26,241 Ah, but I'm incapable of giving you that pleasure. 155 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:27,897 Aw, it's not the first time you've said that to a woman, 156 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:29,320 is it? 157 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:31,200 Then we agree: If one of us gets the job, 158 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:32,160 the other has to quit. 159 00:07:32,240 --> 00:07:33,921 Fine, agreed. 160 00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:37,960 Oh, hey, Danny. 161 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:38,999 I come bearing gifts. 162 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:40,840 - Oh! - Oh, sorry 163 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:42,760 shoulda... waited for some eye contact. 164 00:07:42,840 --> 00:07:43,960 The new book! 165 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:46,280 That's so nice of you, thank you. 166 00:07:46,360 --> 00:07:47,761 Designers got some advanced copies, 167 00:07:47,840 --> 00:07:49,360 so... no big deal. 168 00:07:49,440 --> 00:07:50,680 Oh, no. 169 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:52,239 This is the cover? 170 00:07:52,281 --> 00:07:54,360 Sorry, bexley made us do it. 171 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:56,681 The book's about an archaeologist with autism. 172 00:07:56,760 --> 00:07:59,001 I mean, does he even read the jackets? 173 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:00,080 Doubtful. 174 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:01,160 Oh! 175 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:01,960 And, uh, this came for you in the mail, 176 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:03,320 so I took the Liberty to... 177 00:08:03,401 --> 00:08:04,560 Oh! 178 00:08:04,641 --> 00:08:06,040 0 for two. 179 00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:08,657 Are you ordering your tiny clothes online again? 180 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:10,483 Just a box small enough for your withered heart. 181 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:12,360 - Ah... - Bet it's another smurf. 182 00:08:12,441 --> 00:08:13,720 Another smurf? 183 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:15,240 As in multiple smurfs? 184 00:08:15,321 --> 00:08:18,081 So is this like a smurf village that you're putting together? 185 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:19,337 - Are you doing little, like... - Okay, just... 186 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:21,081 Smurf army civil war reenactments? 187 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:23,680 Oh, she's got the whole collection. 188 00:08:23,760 --> 00:08:25,240 How adorable. 189 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:26,920 Will you shut up? 190 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:28,361 Thank you for the delivery, Danny. 191 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:29,200 Anytime. 192 00:08:29,280 --> 00:08:30,600 Yes, Danny, thank you so much. 193 00:08:30,681 --> 00:08:32,201 You got it, jt. 194 00:08:38,361 --> 00:08:39,800 Catch you dreamboats on the flip. 195 00:08:39,881 --> 00:08:40,841 -Hit it. 196 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:42,320 Okay. 197 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:48,320 That poor sap thinks you're flirting with him. 198 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:50,017 The same way people think you're flirting with me? 199 00:08:50,040 --> 00:08:52,040 Shortcake, if I was flirting with you, 200 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:53,120 you would know it. 201 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,840 I didn't know frat boys knew how to flirt. 202 00:08:54,920 --> 00:08:57,561 I thought they just roofied girls' drinks. 203 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:14,120 Yeah, no, I understand but we're doing smaller hardcover runs. 204 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:18,440 No, no, no, same print run, just distributed differently. 205 00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:21,561 Sure, I will put you through to accounting. 206 00:09:21,960 --> 00:09:23,280 Ugh! 207 00:09:38,600 --> 00:09:39,600 Richard! 208 00:09:39,681 --> 00:09:40,320 I have a copy of the new book for you. 209 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:41,359 Ah! 210 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:45,680 Dr. Josh, you didn't tell me it was in. 211 00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:47,400 'Stripping time.' 212 00:09:47,481 --> 00:09:48,440 cover's all me, you know. 213 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:49,520 It really grabs ya, right? 214 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:53,320 Mm, yes, it's... it's definitely eye-catching. 215 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:54,481 Yeah. 216 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:56,098 You got my tee time set up for tomorrow, Josh? 217 00:09:56,121 --> 00:09:56,961 8:30. 218 00:09:57,040 --> 00:09:58,400 Good man. 219 00:09:59,961 --> 00:10:02,760 I gotta go work on my stroke. 220 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:04,200 See you kids in the morning. 221 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:05,721 All right, goodnight! 222 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:06,760 Out. 223 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:13,401 It's not 'stripping time, ' it's 'stripping time!' 224 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:14,857 this has nothing to do with strippers. 225 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:16,097 I swear, that guy's like the worst version of the worst 226 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:17,480 version of himself. 227 00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:20,681 Did you seriously just refer to the cover as "eye-catching?" 228 00:10:20,760 --> 00:10:23,120 Looks like it was designed by a horny fifth grader. 229 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:25,240 Not exactly consistent with the tone of the novel. 230 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:26,937 Since when do you read the books we publish? 231 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:29,041 I was just trying to fill my good reads quota. 232 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:30,271 Oh, your one book of the year? 233 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:32,720 You do know comic books don't count, right? 234 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,617 I fell asleep three times reading the first page. 235 00:10:34,640 --> 00:10:37,360 Well, it is exhausting to read above your grade level. 236 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:39,400 Maybe you're not ready for chapter books yet. 237 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:40,841 It was boring. 238 00:10:40,920 --> 00:10:43,520 It was a masterpiece before bexley cut 200 pages to make it 239 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:45,400 more of an airport read. 240 00:10:45,921 --> 00:10:47,977 At least he kept in some of the landscape descriptions. 241 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,760 Oh, yeah, it was thrilling reading about the topography of 242 00:10:50,841 --> 00:10:51,920 fort ticonderoga. 243 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,760 Whatever, I loved it. 244 00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:55,200 So, big Thanksgiving plans? 245 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,497 You gonna be posting some smurf fanfic and eating cranberry 246 00:10:57,520 --> 00:10:58,480 sauce out of a can? 247 00:10:58,560 --> 00:11:00,000 And what about the templeman family? 248 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:02,017 Drinking the blood of a virgin and then staring at each other 249 00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:02,641 in silence? 250 00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:03,440 Oh, how'd you know? 251 00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:04,841 We're looking for donations. 252 00:11:04,920 --> 00:11:05,960 Oh, hi, Jeanette! 253 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:07,880 Oh, I love those earrings. 254 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:09,040 Don't even try. 255 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:11,120 Four complaints this week, four! 256 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:13,400 Three about the break room incident on Monday. 257 00:11:13,481 --> 00:11:14,441 Here we go. 258 00:11:14,520 --> 00:11:14,800 Are we ready for our lesson? 259 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:15,880 Okay? 260 00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:17,680 This is a comma, and this is a period. 261 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,120 When you take a period and... 262 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:20,697 You better put that doughnut hole away or I'm gonna shove it 263 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:21,841 up your semicolon! 264 00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:24,280 You'd like that, wouldn't you, shrimp? 265 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:25,880 Mommy and daddy fight sometimes. 266 00:11:25,961 --> 00:11:27,280 We have discussions. 267 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:29,880 Like how mommy constantly forgets to cc daddy on 268 00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:31,280 company-wide memos. 269 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:33,393 Or how daddy has a cork up his ass about the format of 270 00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:34,520 quarterly reports. 271 00:11:34,601 --> 00:11:35,680 Mommy and daddy? 272 00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:37,280 Are you serious? 273 00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:38,800 You two are the worst part of my job. 274 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,977 There are literally millions of guys in 275 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,281 this city. 276 00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:24,537 Well, it's not that easy to find a good one. 277 00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:25,697 What about that guy from work? 278 00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:27,000 Who, Josh? 279 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,697 Honey, you talk about him all the time. 280 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:29,880 I do not. 281 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:31,960 I just worry about you all alone. 282 00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:32,840 I know, mom. 283 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:33,960 I'm fine. 284 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:34,880 Well, we miss you, sweetie. 285 00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:36,000 Yeah, I do too. 286 00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:37,840 Hey, look, mom, I gotta go. 287 00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:39,617 I'm walking out the door; I'm gonna meet the girls for some 288 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:40,599 drinks. 289 00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:41,697 But I'll call you tomorrow, okay? 290 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:42,937 All right, love you, pumpkin. 291 00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:43,840 I love you, too. 292 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:44,600 Happy Thanksgiving. 293 00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:46,240 Happy Thanksgiving. 294 00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:05,160 Happy smurfs are all alike. 295 00:13:05,241 --> 00:13:10,000 But unhappy smurfs are all unhappy in their own ways. 296 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:15,960 Smurfette pondered this as she watched grouchy smurf squash a 297 00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:21,680 strawberry under his shiny boot, 298 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:26,520 grumbling to himself about the UN-smurfiness of the world. 299 00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:51,240 I'm gonna work you so fucking hard. 300 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:12,360 Son of a bitch. 301 00:14:25,881 --> 00:14:27,920 Wowzers, what's the occasion? 302 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,440 Psychological warfare. 303 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:31,200 Time to get into his head. 304 00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:53,120 Smooth, shortcake. 305 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:54,400 Ugh, shut up. 306 00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:55,840 What is this? 307 00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:58,440 Travel shot glass? 308 00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:02,880 Would be a menstrual cup. 309 00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:04,040 Right. 310 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:05,079 My next guess. 311 00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:06,560 These are better for the environment, 312 00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:08,040 and tampons are dangerous. 313 00:15:08,121 --> 00:15:09,160 You know what? 314 00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:10,960 No, this is none of your business. 315 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,960 Hot date tonight? 316 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:18,961 I might. 317 00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:32,080 Duck! 318 00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:34,520 You are weirder than normal today. 319 00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:37,240 Pressure of the job application getting to you? 320 00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:43,160 Had some weird dreams last night. 321 00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:45,480 You had a sex dream. 322 00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:52,281 Was I in it?- 323 00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:56,720 only in your dreams would you ever be in my dreams. 324 00:16:02,441 --> 00:16:03,760 Okay. 325 00:16:05,601 --> 00:16:09,200 It was a... little erotic. 326 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:12,800 I was in bed... 327 00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:17,360 Naked, and there was a man... 328 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:19,680 Pressing up against me. 329 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:21,720 I could feel him... 330 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:23,120 You know. 331 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:26,240 I think you're gonna have to spell it out for me. 332 00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:30,600 Well, I guess I just... 333 00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:34,760 Feel weird because it is a guy from work. 334 00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:36,441 Ooh! 335 00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:37,480 Hot date guy? 336 00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:38,880 As a matter of fact... 337 00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:41,600 Am I gonna have to notify hr? 338 00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:44,800 Because of what we did. 339 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:46,321 We are drowning in remainders! 340 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:48,737 We have more remainders of that insipid sports memoir than we do 341 00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:50,120 of Jocelyn's book! 342 00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:52,097 Because we print more because they actually make money. 343 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:54,600 Because god forbid we actually invest in something artistically 344 00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:55,641 worthwhile! 345 00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:57,161 You know what your problem is, Helen? 346 00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:59,097 You think it's below you to give people what they actually want. 347 00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:00,200 I don't give a shit! 348 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:01,920 People want a book on donkey farts, 349 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,040 I'll ride the donkey all the way to the bank! 350 00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:06,269 This is what I get for selling my soul to mephistopheles. 351 00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:07,080 Who?! 352 00:17:07,161 --> 00:17:09,480 Read a book, bexley! 353 00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:15,200 Fuck! 354 00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:20,680 When are where is this supposed date going to happen? 355 00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:23,081 You are very interested. 356 00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:24,520 Why is that? 357 00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:27,040 Well, studies show when a manager feigns interest in his 358 00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:30,360 employees' personal lives, it boosts morale. 359 00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:32,440 That, and I think you're lying. 360 00:17:33,081 --> 00:17:35,920 I am meeting him for drinks at the ac at seven, 361 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,441 and you will never be my boss. 362 00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:39,880 Well, what a coincidence? 363 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:42,200 I'm going to the ac tonight... 364 00:17:42,281 --> 00:17:43,360 At seven. 365 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:45,760 Fan-tastic. 366 00:17:46,521 --> 00:17:48,360 I will see you there. 367 00:17:58,400 --> 00:17:59,561 - Hey! - Oh! 368 00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:01,280 Sorry, I should wear a bell. 369 00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:02,960 Like a cow. 370 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,480 You're not like a cow. 371 00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:05,880 I'm gonna stop talking. 372 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,360 - Hi. - Wait... 373 00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:08,680 Are you moving offices? 374 00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:11,600 Um, just doing a little pre-packing, you know? 375 00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:13,480 Organizing my ducks. 376 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:14,361 Boop! 377 00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:15,201 What? 378 00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:16,360 No, you're leaving? 379 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:17,880 Starting my own company. 380 00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:19,920 I cannot believe we are losing another designer. 381 00:18:20,001 --> 00:18:21,440 Bexley's killing us. 382 00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:24,080 Well, I... I still have another week. 383 00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:25,960 Um... 384 00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:28,680 What... what brings you to the... the Dan cave? 385 00:18:28,761 --> 00:18:30,160 Actually... 386 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:32,680 Uh, I was wondering... 387 00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:34,640 What you're doing tonight. 388 00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:39,240 Uh, well, uh, couple of guys are taking me out on the town to 389 00:18:39,321 --> 00:18:40,640 celebrate my old departure. 390 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,720 But tomorrow, i'm free as a beaver. 391 00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:44,240 - Mm... - That's not an expression. 392 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:46,520 Yeah, no, I... I'm gonna be swamped this weekend, 393 00:18:46,601 --> 00:18:49,440 and actually, all of next week and the next week with this... 394 00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:51,401 This thing... 395 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:53,601 For, uh, cats. 396 00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:55,760 Orphaned rescue cats. 397 00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:56,720 Orphaned? 398 00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:58,200 Yes, correct. 399 00:18:58,280 --> 00:18:59,777 It's kind of a big deal and I don't really know when I'm gonna 400 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:01,577 be available again, so tonight is actually the only night i'm 401 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:05,160 available for, like, a really long time, so... 402 00:19:05,241 --> 00:19:08,240 All right, I mean, I'll... Switch things around, 403 00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:09,280 you know? 404 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,920 It's for the cats. 405 00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:16,160 Awesome, you are the best. 406 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:16,761 You're the best. 407 00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:17,440 Oh! 408 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:18,760 The ac, seven o'clock. 409 00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:19,880 I'll see ya there. 410 00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:21,480 See ya there! 411 00:19:47,481 --> 00:19:52,240 J'curious funky musicj' 412 00:19:57,880 --> 00:19:59,920 I hate Lucy. 413 00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:03,681 Die, Lucy, die? 414 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:14,160 What the hell? 415 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:15,960 You too. 416 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,560 Have a good weekend. 417 00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:24,640 Were you just at my desk? 418 00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:26,880 Thought I saw a spider. 419 00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:36,080 What were you really doing at my desk? 420 00:20:36,721 --> 00:20:38,921 Like I said, spider. 421 00:20:47,961 --> 00:20:49,000 You know what, Joshua? 422 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:50,120 You are so... 423 00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:50,800 Sharp? 424 00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:51,720 Intelligent? 425 00:20:51,801 --> 00:20:52,880 Superior in every way? 426 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,240 Predictable. 427 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:57,040 Still going on your date? 428 00:20:57,120 --> 00:20:58,880 Yup, and I should probably get going. 429 00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:01,057 You know, you should start with the virtues of the menstrual 430 00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:01,640 cup. 431 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:03,120 Guys love that. 432 00:21:03,201 --> 00:21:05,840 Yeah, I just thought I'd tell him I'm not wearing any panties. 433 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:07,960 Do guys like that? 434 00:21:14,721 --> 00:21:16,160 Do you need a ride? 435 00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:18,200 No, I will walk. 436 00:21:18,281 --> 00:21:19,720 But it's pouring. 437 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:21,897 I wouldn't want your makeup to smear after you just spent 22 438 00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:24,160 minutes on it in the bathroom. 439 00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:26,320 Has anyone ever told you that you have stalker-like 440 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:27,601 tendencies? 441 00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:29,377 Oh, so says the girl with the serial killer eyes? 442 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:32,520 Yeah, only when I imagine strangling you. 443 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:41,721 Calm down, I'm not actually gonna strangle you. 444 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,600 What are we doing? 445 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,521 What do you mean? 446 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:47,960 This. 447 00:21:48,041 --> 00:21:50,840 This schoolyard game that we play everyday. 448 00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:55,080 You mean the game where we hate each other? 449 00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:58,520 Do you really hate me? 450 00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:30,040 Everything all right in there? 451 00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:32,720 Sorry. 452 00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:35,120 Just bumped the button. 453 00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:57,680 So am I just taking you home, or...? 454 00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:01,200 I need to go meet Danny still. 455 00:23:01,281 --> 00:23:02,440 What are you talking about? 456 00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:05,801 My date that you are driving me to. 457 00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:08,520 Well, I... I thought... 458 00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:10,321 But Danny? 459 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:11,920 Look, will you just pull over? 460 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,257 We're still a block away from the bar. 461 00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:14,657 Yeah, I know, I really wanna get out of the car. 462 00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:16,320 Oh... 463 00:23:17,721 --> 00:23:19,360 Hold on, just... 464 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:20,320 Hey, just wait a second! 465 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,160 Take my umbrell...! 466 00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:26,720 Thing is, Harris, if this were an authentic log cabin, 467 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:28,841 what you have to do is notch it out up here, 468 00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:31,880 and then probably go with a classic a-frame for aesthetic 469 00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:33,120 and stability. 470 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:36,080 I'm so sorry I'm late. 471 00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:38,600 It is biblically torrential out there. 472 00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:39,880 Huh. 473 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,800 I look like I tried to fight off a Tsunami. 474 00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:43,760 You look great wet. 475 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:47,040 I... I mean you look really beautiful. 476 00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:48,200 I'm really bad at this. 477 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:50,440 I'll have a Johnny black, neat. 478 00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:52,360 Bailey's, rocks. 479 00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:55,520 Rough day? 480 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,160 Strange day. 481 00:23:57,641 --> 00:23:59,640 Oh, 'stripping time!' 482 00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:01,057 'stripping time, ' you're reading it. 483 00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:02,400 What do you think? 484 00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:04,297 You know, they say "don't judge a book by its cover," 485 00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:07,600 but in this case, they're both god-awful. 486 00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:10,080 Yeah, I know. 487 00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:11,600 I know! 488 00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:13,537 It's like who wants to read 10 pages about the topography of 489 00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:14,777 - fort ticonderoga? - Ticonderoga? 490 00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:16,240 Exactly what I thought! 491 00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:18,360 It's genuinely really bad. 492 00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:22,041 Um, will you just... Excuse me one second? 493 00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:29,321 Hey, you all right? 494 00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:30,240 I'm fine. 495 00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:31,600 What are you doing here? 496 00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:33,320 You left your purse in my car. 497 00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:35,960 Whatever, you win. 498 00:24:36,721 --> 00:24:38,600 The "get in the other person's head" game, okay?! 499 00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:41,160 I mean, you somehow jedi mind tricked me into kissing you when 500 00:24:41,241 --> 00:24:43,240 I should have just slapped your smug face. 501 00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:44,417 It's been a really good day for you. 502 00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:45,160 What? 503 00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:46,200 I made a mistake, okay? 504 00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:48,120 And if you wanna report me to hr or... 505 00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:49,159 What? 506 00:24:49,201 --> 00:24:50,297 That's what you're worried about? 507 00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:51,760 Josh! 508 00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:53,457 A man just called me "beautiful" and my first thought is to think 509 00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:54,800 that he's messing with me. 510 00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:55,600 Okay? 511 00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:56,280 I feel like I'm going crazy. 512 00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:57,920 So just please go home. 513 00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:03,240 All right, what can I get you? 514 00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:09,641 Hey. 515 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:12,801 Cheers. 516 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:15,880 All right. 517 00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:19,320 Hey, did I just see Josh? 518 00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:20,640 Uh, oh! 519 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:22,760 Yeah, I... I left work with a file that he needed. 520 00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:25,320 But don't worry, he is gone. 521 00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:27,881 Hey, so are you and he, like... 522 00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:29,280 I don't know. 523 00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:31,548 I just can't help but feel like there's like a vibe there. 524 00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:33,320 - You two? - Uh-uh. 525 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:34,200 No, no, no. 526 00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:35,240 No vibe. 527 00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:36,921 No vibe there. 528 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:37,960 Cool, cool, cool. 529 00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:40,520 So, like, this is a real date, then? 530 00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:42,001 I mean, it is, right? 531 00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:44,960 It is definitely real. 532 00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:46,480 Awesome. 533 00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:48,200 So, where are you from? 534 00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:49,360 Vermont. 535 00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:51,440 Green mountain state, Ethan Allen. 536 00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:52,800 That's right. 537 00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:55,120 Yeah, my parents are strawberry farmers. 538 00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:56,159 What?! 539 00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:58,280 My parents have a hobby farm, too! 540 00:25:58,360 --> 00:26:00,000 I'm talkin' bees, goats, chickens, 541 00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:01,040 the whole thing! 542 00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:01,840 Wait, are you serious? 543 00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:02,879 I am serious. 544 00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:04,137 How did I not know this about you? 545 00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:05,160 I don't know. 546 00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:06,617 But we got Karen and Sharon the sheep, 547 00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:09,441 we got Percy pig, we got bonito the queen bee, 548 00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:10,537 and we got Phillip the goat. 549 00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:11,920 You know about goat parkour? 550 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,200 Goat parkour? 551 00:26:13,281 --> 00:26:14,600 - That's correct. - No. 552 00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:15,977 It's the greatest thing you've ever seen in your life. 553 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,880 So Phillip jumps off of any surface pulling this, 554 00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:19,177 like, radical move where he's like, 555 00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:20,560 "psych, I'm a goat!" 556 00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:22,018 It's the best thing in the w... I have to show it to you. 557 00:26:22,041 --> 00:26:23,841 Do you have pictures? 558 00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:26,560 I don't, actually. 559 00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:29,240 - Sorry. - It's okay. 560 00:26:29,321 --> 00:26:30,817 Yeah, a third of all our food actually comes from 561 00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:32,000 bee-pollinated plants. 562 00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:33,497 - Wow! - Which is... yeah, it's shocking. 563 00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:34,920 - I didn't know that. - Really, so... 564 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,480 Okay, so wait, wait, do you have to wear one of those bee 565 00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:38,880 suns? 566 00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:42,440 To me honest, I'm like macaulay culkin in 'my girl'-ieve| 567 00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:45,120 allergic to bees, so every time I go home, 568 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,320 I have to carry, like, an epipen. 569 00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,441 Oh, that's so nerdy, I love that. 570 00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:53,280 Says the girl who read 'war and peace' in the sixth grade! 571 00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:54,760 No, I said I tried. 572 00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:56,520 And that doesn't make me a nerd, okay? 573 00:26:56,601 --> 00:26:58,320 That just makes me precocious. 574 00:26:58,401 --> 00:27:00,920 No, see, that's just nerd talk for bein' a nerd. 575 00:27:01,001 --> 00:27:02,280 No, it's not. 576 00:27:02,361 --> 00:27:03,320 Embrace it. 577 00:27:09,921 --> 00:27:13,920 I'cause he's coloring my insides ocean bluej' 578 00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:31,320 Hi, who is it? 579 00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:32,857 Delivery for Lucy hutton. 580 00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:33,898 Oh, okay. 581 00:27:33,921 --> 00:27:34,960 Come on in. 582 00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:40,040 - Thank you. - Have a nice day. 583 00:27:40,120 --> 00:27:41,721 You too. 584 00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:32,601 Lucy? 585 00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:35,081 I'm very sorry. 586 00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:38,160 So sorry you forgot to shower this morning? 587 00:28:39,201 --> 00:28:41,960 Can we please lay down our weapons? 588 00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:47,680 Yeah, okay. 589 00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:49,881 Cease fire. 590 00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:57,640 - Packin' some heat? - Yeah. 591 00:29:00,441 --> 00:29:02,080 Come strapped. 592 00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:05,160 Okay, now let's just... 593 00:29:05,241 --> 00:29:08,121 Never speak about it again, okay? 594 00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:16,240 So, how was your date? 595 00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:17,680 It was fine. 596 00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:19,586 Yeah, he actually sent me flowers, 597 00:29:19,641 --> 00:29:22,640 which I thought was a very classy move. 598 00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:24,640 Turns out we have a lot in common. 599 00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:26,560 He's really nice. 600 00:29:26,641 --> 00:29:30,120 Mm, yeah, the allure of the nice guy: Your white whale. 601 00:29:30,201 --> 00:29:31,240 What's wrong with nice? 602 00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:32,737 Nothing, if that's what you want. 603 00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:34,080 Isn't that what everybody wants? 604 00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:35,920 So it seems. 605 00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:40,880 So, what game should we play now? 606 00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:42,600 I don't know. 607 00:29:42,681 --> 00:29:44,578 How about something where we don't fight all the time? 608 00:29:44,601 --> 00:29:45,560 Oh! 609 00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:46,737 Like the "normal colleagues" game. 610 00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:48,097 It would go like this: Good morning, Josh. 611 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:49,080 Why, good morning, Lucy. 612 00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:49,920 How was your weekend? 613 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,360 Oh, it was lovely, thank you. 614 00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:53,218 Oh, I'll be working on the Walker book today if you need 615 00:29:53,241 --> 00:29:53,920 any help. 616 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:54,761 Oh, my gosh! 617 00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:56,440 That's so cooperative of you! 618 00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:58,520 You're very welcome, Lucy. 619 00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:02,399 Pfff. 620 00:30:02,441 --> 00:30:03,920 Okay, well, I'll take that as a no. 621 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,760 Lucy, can we talk about your team-building proposal? 622 00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:08,280 Sure. 623 00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:10,498 I booked the conference center and I'm organizing a scavenger 624 00:30:10,521 --> 00:30:12,480 I made these tiny books, put little clues inside. 625 00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:13,977 I was kind of inspired by 'gulliver's travels'... 626 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,760 You know, lilliputian books and... 627 00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:20,040 I'm sorry, do you have a better idea? 628 00:30:20,121 --> 00:30:22,601 Well, as a matter of fact, I submitted a proposal of my own. 629 00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:24,320 Paintball. 630 00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:26,120 Physical activity, fresh air. 631 00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:27,920 And you come strapped, right? 632 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:30,297 That sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen. 633 00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:32,560 I felt the same way, but bexley loved it. 634 00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:34,040 Hell yeah, I love it. 635 00:30:34,121 --> 00:30:36,560 Let everyone work out their issues with guns and ammo like 636 00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:38,440 god the almighty intended. 637 00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:40,920 We flipped a coin and we're going with paintball. 638 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,840 I'm sorry, Lucy, I know how hard you worked on this. 639 00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:47,760 Son of a bitch! 640 00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:51,840 You just couldn't let me have this, could you? 641 00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:53,000 Could you?! 642 00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:56,839 No problem! 643 00:30:56,881 --> 00:30:58,280 I mean, put down the books, nerds. 644 00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:00,041 Guns are the new... 645 00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:03,280 Whatever's best for b&g, so... 646 00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:05,720 Um, if you would just excuse me a minute. 647 00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:09,840 Tinkerbell on the rag? 648 00:31:09,921 --> 00:31:10,920 Ugh! 649 00:31:11,001 --> 00:31:12,040 Bad date. 650 00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:26,880 Mack attack, ready for battle. 651 00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:28,200 Carl, don't look so scared. 652 00:31:28,281 --> 00:31:29,240 Annabelle! 653 00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:31,000 - Nice muffs. - Thanks! 654 00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:34,217 What was that you were saying about everybody hating me? 655 00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:37,160 And yet, here I am, leading a day of team-building. 656 00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:39,240 Well, bully for you. 657 00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:39,880 Oh! 658 00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:40,919 Luce, cute outfit. 659 00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:43,241 Look, I need a tiny favor. 660 00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:44,360 Okay. 661 00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:45,737 My boyfriend's niece is having a rough time: 662 00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:47,600 Drugs, illegal stuff, there's an arson thing. 663 00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:49,457 But her mom thinks an internship would do her good. 664 00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:51,400 No, I... I don't think now's a good time for... 665 00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:53,257 Look, I don't wanna beg, but I'm totally gonna beg. 666 00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:54,891 You're the only one that can deal with her. 667 00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:56,640 Just a couple months, okay? 668 00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:57,898 - Thank you so much! - No... 669 00:31:57,921 --> 00:31:58,881 You know what? 670 00:31:58,960 --> 00:31:59,977 - I'm gonna text her right now. - Oh... 671 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:00,801 - You are absolutely the best. - 'No“ 672 00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:02,161 luce, the best. 673 00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:03,880 Oh, my god... 674 00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:05,737 Uh, hey, luce, I've got this friend and he's looking for a 675 00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:06,817 - new roommate. - Will you shut up? 676 00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:08,297 You think you'd wanna move in with him? 677 00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:10,680 Oh! 678 00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:12,200 Pretty fancy gun you got. 679 00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:14,480 Jp splatmaster 1000. 680 00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:16,360 This puppy goes 200 yards... 681 00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:18,000 No ball chop. 682 00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:19,657 Hey, you wanna be teammates? 683 00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:20,280 Yes. 684 00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:22,160 Teams are pre-selected. 685 00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:23,320 All right. 686 00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,481 You know, if they're pre-selected. 687 00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:27,681 See ya out there. 688 00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:29,321 Oh, sorry. 689 00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:32,160 - Nice one, Danny. - Helmet. 690 00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:33,920 Guy's a walking catastrophe. 691 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,441 Okay, easy, tiger, it's his last day. 692 00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:37,920 You look pale. 693 00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:39,680 N... what are you doing?! 694 00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:41,121 You're burnin' up, shortcake. 695 00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:43,400 I do not know anyone by that name. 696 00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:44,857 You sure you don't wanna sit this one out? 697 00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:45,760 Oh, no. 698 00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:47,240 No, I am not going anywhere. 699 00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:50,320 I am gonna be right here, all up in your grill, 700 00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:51,920 like a fourth of July picnic. 701 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,561 I am going to annihilate you. 702 00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:57,200 We're on the same team. 703 00:32:58,521 --> 00:32:59,640 Fuck. 704 00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:01,640 J'exciting rock musicj' 705 00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:02,880 all right, listen up! 706 00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:05,200 It's gonna be two teams, orange versus blue, 707 00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:06,920 capture the flag. 708 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:07,721 Let's go! 709 00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:08,961 Lucy, move out! 710 00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:10,881 Go, go, go, go, go! 711 00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:12,521 Hey, move! 712 00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:14,080 Take down templeman! 713 00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:16,680 Let's go! 714 00:33:16,761 --> 00:33:17,640 To the right! 715 00:33:17,721 --> 00:33:18,760 Go, go, go, go! 716 00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:20,000 Watch out! 717 00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:21,520 Parkour! 718 00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:23,840 What?! 719 00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:25,480 Don't you go dying on me! 720 00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:26,440 Hi, Danny. 721 00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:27,400 Fall back! 722 00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:28,497 Get the hell out of here! 723 00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:30,280 You guys, templeman's in the camper! 724 00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:31,480 Ah, shit. 725 00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:32,961 Save yourselves! 726 00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:35,001 Come on, orange team! 727 00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:36,320 Move! 728 00:33:36,921 --> 00:33:38,360 Move up! 729 00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:39,480 Okay, team. 730 00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:40,880 What's the plan? 731 00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:41,760 Wait for my signal. 732 00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:42,640 Wait, what? 733 00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:44,201 What's the signal? 734 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,480 Okay, I'll cover you. 735 00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:51,240 Worry about yourself, gi Joe. 736 00:33:51,321 --> 00:33:53,040 The sniper's got us pinned down. 737 00:33:53,121 --> 00:33:54,280 I got this, Lucy! 738 00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:55,080 What is she doing?! 739 00:33:55,161 --> 00:33:56,961 I didn't signal! 740 00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:59,001 Here comes the pain! 741 00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:00,521 You like that?! 742 00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:06,160 Suck my paintballs, bitches! 743 00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:07,560 Lucy, I did it! 744 00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:10,560 Son of a bitch! 745 00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:13,001 Who shoots someone in the back? 746 00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:14,857 I knew I should've gone with the splatmaster. 747 00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:16,800 Aw, poor Danny. 748 00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:20,280 Mother of dragons, that hurt! 749 00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:21,240 Seriously?! 750 00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:22,680 I'm already out! 751 00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:24,040 Sorry. 752 00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:25,280 Was that really necessary? 753 00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:27,640 All's fair in love and war. 754 00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:28,720 Okay. 755 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:30,200 I'm gonna make a run for it. 756 00:34:30,281 --> 00:34:31,417 And let you get all the glory? 757 00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:32,440 Hell no, templeman. 758 00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:34,560 Better act quick, then, shortcake. 759 00:34:40,281 --> 00:34:41,417 - Come here! - What are you doing?! 760 00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:44,040 You never bring cupcakes! 761 00:34:44,121 --> 00:34:45,720 We're on the same team! 762 00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:46,680 Get off! 763 00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:48,640 Go, Lucy, go! 764 00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:01,923 - Stay down. - What are you doing? 765 00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:08,961 Total domination! 766 00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:10,217 You hurt her! 767 00:35:10,240 --> 00:35:11,200 Oh, my god. 768 00:35:11,281 --> 00:35:12,120 Lucy, I'm sorry, I got carried away. 769 00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:12,921 Stop. 770 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,040 Stop it. 771 00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:15,200 Ugh, get this thing off me. 772 00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:16,338 It's like a million degrees. 773 00:35:16,361 --> 00:35:17,480 Luce, you're sweating. 774 00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:18,400 Oh, my god, is it internal bleeding? 775 00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:19,720 Is she gonna die? 776 00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:21,177 No, she doesn't have a fever because you shot her, 777 00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:21,880 you dick. 778 00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:22,760 Are you okay? 779 00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:23,800 She's fine. 780 00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:24,978 No, I'm fine, don't worry... 781 00:35:25,001 --> 00:35:27,440 - Okay, all right. - Oh, god. 782 00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:28,360 Let's get you up. 783 00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:29,801 Come on, time to go home. 784 00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:32,121 Yeah, paintball's over. 785 00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:36,000 I'm sorry. 786 00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:40,120 All right, here you go. 787 00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:49,480 What are you doing here? 788 00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:51,000 I drove you home. 789 00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:51,601 No, I know. 790 00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:52,640 Why are you... 791 00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:54,240 Standing in my apartment right now? 792 00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:55,600 What do you think I was gonna do, 793 00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:57,417 just open the door and kick you out of a moving car? 794 00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:58,960 I'm... fine. 795 00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:00,440 Yeah, okay. 796 00:36:00,521 --> 00:36:01,360 You gonna be sick? 797 00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:04,480 Okay, bathroom, go, go, go, go. 798 00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:06,961 There you go. 799 00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:09,200 Yeah. 800 00:36:09,561 --> 00:36:10,520 Ugh. 801 00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:15,240 Oh, the humanity. 802 00:36:15,321 --> 00:36:16,880 Okay. 803 00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:27,520 Ii can see it there, hidden in your crystal eyesj' 804 00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:14,800 Ow. 805 00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:16,120 Sorry. 806 00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:25,977 - Still alive in there? - Yeah. 807 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,601 All right, sit up. 808 00:37:28,240 --> 00:37:29,920 Time to take your temp. 809 00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:36,640 Open up, Rambo. 810 00:37:36,720 --> 00:37:38,360 There you go. 811 00:37:39,681 --> 00:37:41,800 You're in my bedroom. 812 00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:45,480 I'm wearing sleepysaurus. 813 00:37:45,561 --> 00:37:47,081 Try not to talk, shortcake. 814 00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:49,360 I know that's hard for you. 815 00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:53,440 Here we go. 816 00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:58,560 Ooh, that's not very nice, Mr. Thermometer. 817 00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:02,960 Are you laughing? 818 00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:06,480 Oh, I must be hallucinating. 819 00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:07,960 Sit tight. 820 00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:09,680 I'll be back. 821 00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:17,200 No, there's two of you. 822 00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:21,081 Josh must have gotten wet after midnight. 823 00:38:22,601 --> 00:38:24,080 -Lucy? 824 00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:24,720 I'm a doctor. 825 00:38:24,801 --> 00:38:25,761 How are you feeling? 826 00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:26,799 Not so good. 827 00:38:26,841 --> 00:38:28,761 She's got a fever of 103. 828 00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:30,720 All right, let's sit you up. 829 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:32,120 Okay. 830 00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,720 You are really handsome. 831 00:38:41,801 --> 00:38:43,640 Thank you. 832 00:38:43,721 --> 00:38:46,960 People always say Josh is the good-looking one. 833 00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:49,800 Oh, you're his brother. 834 00:38:49,881 --> 00:38:52,720 Oh, you must've wanted to beat him up so much when you were a 835 00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:54,681 kid. 836 00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:55,440 I like her. 837 00:38:55,521 --> 00:38:56,800 Oh, she's very special. 838 00:38:56,881 --> 00:38:58,297 Wait, can you tell me embarrassing things about him? 839 00:38:58,320 --> 00:38:59,840 You must know all the best stuff. 840 00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:01,520 Well, um... 841 00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:03,080 He used to dress up like a dog... 842 00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:05,857 Make our mom walk him around the block. 843 00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:07,777 Oh, my god, this is the best day of my life. 844 00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:09,400 I was a kid, thank you. 845 00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:10,439 He was 12. 846 00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:11,160 No! 847 00:39:11,240 --> 00:39:12,640 Oh, Josh, that's too old. 848 00:39:12,720 --> 00:39:14,497 All right, thank you very much for the house call, doctor. 849 00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:15,801 Time to go. 850 00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:17,480 Laughter's the best medicine, right? 851 00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:23,481 No... 852 00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:26,000 You did all the right things. 853 00:39:26,720 --> 00:39:28,240 You would've been good at this. 854 00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:31,920 I'm not trying to be a dick, come on. 855 00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:34,200 I'm just saying, you did good. 856 00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:40,920 You ever gonna rsvp? 857 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,720 It's just that, you know, mindy and I need a final head count. 858 00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:45,720 Yeah, yeah, uh... 859 00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:47,361 I've just been slammed at work. 860 00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:48,560 Sorry. 861 00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:50,600 Look, man... 862 00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:52,841 It's awkward, I get it. 863 00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:55,920 But when your brother gets married, you show up. 864 00:39:56,001 --> 00:39:57,240 Bring a plus one. 865 00:39:57,320 --> 00:39:58,978 Oh yeah, right, 'cause that's what we need: 866 00:39:59,001 --> 00:40:02,200 More witnesses to our absurd family drama. 867 00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:04,600 Keep her fluids up. 868 00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:08,160 Call me if the fever gets worse. 869 00:40:08,601 --> 00:40:09,561 Thank you, pat. 870 00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:11,240 Thank you, little brother. 871 00:40:18,240 --> 00:40:20,520 - How are we doin'? - Hey. 872 00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:23,040 I brought you a little water. 873 00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:26,800 N... I'm not a baby. 874 00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:28,217 You already broke two glasses earlier, 875 00:40:28,240 --> 00:40:30,720 so better safe than sorry. 876 00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:33,200 There you go. 877 00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:36,721 My mom always gave me strawberry juice when I was 878 00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:38,320 sick. 879 00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:40,080 What did yours do? 880 00:40:40,161 --> 00:40:42,680 Oh, they were always too busy treating other people. 881 00:40:42,761 --> 00:40:44,001 If you weren't in cardiac arrest, 882 00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:46,601 your ailment didn't exactly rank. 883 00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:48,120 Is your whole family doctors? 884 00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:49,800 And surgeons. 885 00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:51,840 Except me. 886 00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:56,400 Has anyone ever told you that you look like a young Dennis 887 00:40:56,481 --> 00:40:57,440 quaid? 888 00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:00,497 I think it's time to take your temp again, shortcake. 889 00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:02,160 No, stop calling me that. 890 00:41:02,241 --> 00:41:03,680 Oh, not a chance. 891 00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:06,000 Watching you pretend to hate that nickname is the best part 892 00:41:06,081 --> 00:41:07,520 of my day. 893 00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:09,800 You changed shirts. 894 00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:12,080 You look like an Old Navy model. 895 00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:13,481 My brother brought it for me. 896 00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:15,320 You puked on the other one, remember? 897 00:41:15,401 --> 00:41:17,240 -Oh, yeah. 898 00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:23,000 Dove gray, white, powder blue, window pane, true blue. 899 00:41:23,081 --> 00:41:25,281 - What's that? - Your shirts. 900 00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:28,200 Always in the same order. 901 00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:31,800 I guess I am that predictable. 902 00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:34,400 Yeah, you only surprised me once. 903 00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:36,960 - When was that? - The elevator. 904 00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:39,520 And... 905 00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:41,520 What did you think about that? 906 00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:47,400 Yeah, I thought it was really hot. 907 00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:56,080 Are we playing the staring game? 908 00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:58,000 It's my favorite. 909 00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:01,800 I like the way you look at me. 910 00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:07,080 Get some rest. 911 00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:28,761 Oh, she lives! 912 00:42:29,721 --> 00:42:31,641 Why are you cleaning my apartment? 913 00:42:31,720 --> 00:42:33,120 Oh, actually, I didn't clean it. 914 00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:34,897 I demoed the whole thing and rebuilt it from the ground up 915 00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:35,920 with a team of elves. 916 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:37,281 Figured it was easier. 917 00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:39,881 Okay, just 'cause I'm not turned on by the smell of 918 00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:41,040 cleaning supplies... 919 00:42:41,121 --> 00:42:43,320 Weird, that doesn't sound like "thank you"... 920 00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:44,817 - No... - But you're very welcome. 921 00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:45,800 Thank you. 922 00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:47,137 Seriously, thank you for everything. 923 00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:49,000 But just... would you... stop, stop. 924 00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:49,680 This is weird. 925 00:42:49,761 --> 00:42:51,240 This is way too weird. 926 00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:54,080 Oh, and if you use any of this against me... 927 00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:57,080 Oh, right, because knowing the consistency of your vomit's 928 00:42:57,161 --> 00:42:58,657 really gonna give me a competitive edge. 929 00:42:58,720 --> 00:42:59,679 No, Josh, stop. 930 00:42:59,720 --> 00:43:01,001 No, I get it, it's fine. 931 00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:03,400 My brother left a prescription for you on the table. 932 00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:05,000 See you at the office. 933 00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:13,800 Shit. 934 00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:19,257 Did you know daisies are found on every continent 935 00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:21,680 except antartica-arctica? 936 00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:23,000 Oh, gotta go. 937 00:43:23,081 --> 00:43:24,040 Lucy! 938 00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:25,401 Hi! 939 00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:26,320 What are you doing here? 940 00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:28,281 I got you these. 941 00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:29,400 Always with the flowers. 942 00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:30,680 You're very sweet. 943 00:43:30,761 --> 00:43:31,920 How are you feeling? 944 00:43:32,001 --> 00:43:34,800 Like my body survived a violent alien abduction. 945 00:43:34,881 --> 00:43:37,440 Fun fact about alien abductions: Not violent. 946 00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:39,937 They get a bad rep 'cause of all the probe stuff but my personal 947 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,040 feelings are that aliens are actually people from, 948 00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:44,481 like, a million years from now just checkin' in on their 949 00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:45,880 ancestors. 950 00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:47,417 I don't know if you've read Nick bostrom's 'simulation 951 00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:49,537 hypothesis, ' but if you build a quantum computer the size of a 952 00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:50,519 planet... 953 00:43:52,720 --> 00:43:54,000 And after you. 954 00:43:54,081 --> 00:43:55,217 If you think about the exponential rate of computing 955 00:43:55,240 --> 00:43:57,560 power alone from, like, 40 years ago 'til now, 956 00:43:57,641 --> 00:44:00,241 and then you do that from, like, 4,000 years or four million 957 00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:02,841 years, there's basically no way we're not aliens. 958 00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:04,960 That's... that's cool. 959 00:44:05,041 --> 00:44:06,076 - It's crazy, right? - Yeah. 960 00:44:08,201 --> 00:44:10,360 Hey, so you wanna get dinner tonight? 961 00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:12,321 Maybe. 962 00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:14,320 I'll... I'll have to see how I'm feeling. 963 00:44:14,921 --> 00:44:16,561 Hey, jtt! 964 00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:17,801 Temple-man. 965 00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:19,441 What's up, dude bro? 966 00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:21,160 You don't work here anymore. 967 00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:23,961 Just checkin' in on my girl. 968 00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:25,960 The old Lucy goose. 969 00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:28,361 Lucille ball 'n' chain. 970 00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:31,560 Lucy in the sky with Danny. 971 00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:34,560 Wow. 972 00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:35,720 Okay. 973 00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:37,600 No vibe, huh? 974 00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:40,080 Lucy? 975 00:44:40,161 --> 00:44:41,657 Can you come see me when you get settled? 976 00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:43,280 Yeah, yeah, just one second. 977 00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:45,440 - Um... - Guess that's my cue. 978 00:44:47,561 --> 00:44:48,521 Thanks. 979 00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:49,897 - Yeah, I'll email you. - Okay. 980 00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:51,600 Cool, cool, cool, cool. 981 00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:00,360 Strawberry juice. 982 00:45:06,240 --> 00:45:08,681 You sent the roses. 983 00:45:13,881 --> 00:45:15,840 Joshua templeman. 984 00:45:16,761 --> 00:45:18,080 Yes, I'll be right there. 985 00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:19,480 Thank you. 986 00:45:21,240 --> 00:45:23,320 Glad you're feeling better. 987 00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:26,960 Crap. 988 00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:35,120 I saw you submitted your application. 989 00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:36,241 I know, it's a long-shot. 990 00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:37,400 Are you kidding me? 991 00:45:37,481 --> 00:45:39,401 I'm counting on you getting this job. 992 00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:41,680 We can't let bexley turn this place into some kind of... 993 00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:43,040 Commercial shit house? 994 00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:45,080 I was gonna say "factory." 995 00:45:45,161 --> 00:45:46,120 But yeah. 996 00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:47,761 Josh submitted his application too. 997 00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:48,800 I know. 998 00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:51,000 His Harvard mba won't hurt his chances. 999 00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:53,480 I have a master's in victorian lit. 1000 00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:54,280 Does that count? 1001 00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:55,600 For me, it does. 1002 00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:57,840 Not so much for the money people. 1003 00:45:57,921 --> 00:46:00,400 There are a lot of good candidates, Lucy. 1004 00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:02,240 Will you be honest with me? 1005 00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:03,681 How much of a shot do I have? 1006 00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:05,657 Because I really want this job and I... I need to prepare 1007 00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:06,440 myself... 1008 00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:08,120 Don't underestimate yourself. 1009 00:46:08,201 --> 00:46:11,400 You already coordinate every department on my behalf. 1010 00:46:11,481 --> 00:46:13,360 You know this company from the bottom up. 1011 00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:14,840 You have fantastic instincts. 1012 00:46:14,921 --> 00:46:16,400 Frankly... 1013 00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:19,721 I should have promoted you to editorial years ago. 1014 00:46:20,121 --> 00:46:22,560 Why didn't you? 1015 00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:25,840 You never asked. 1016 00:46:26,161 --> 00:46:29,321 And I rely on you to do the parts of my job that I hate 1017 00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:34,160 doing, which is why you'd make a great managing director. 1018 00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:45,400 I'm trying to say thank you. 1019 00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:46,120 No need. 1020 00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:47,561 You helped me, okay? 1021 00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:48,400 And I owe you a favor. 1022 00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:49,520 What can I do for you? 1023 00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:50,400 I will clean your apartment. 1024 00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:51,880 I will bake you a cake. 1025 00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:53,537 I will... I will go with you to your brother's wedding and I 1026 00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:54,920 will be your designated driver. 1027 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:57,680 You can get shit-faced drunk and I will clean up your vomit. 1028 00:46:57,760 --> 00:46:59,200 How do you know about that? 1029 00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:01,057 Because I overheard you in my kitchen and I know you need a 1030 00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:01,640 plus one. 1031 00:47:01,720 --> 00:47:02,800 Are you mad at me? 1032 00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:04,760 I'm not mad at you, I'm just busy. 1033 00:47:04,841 --> 00:47:07,161 My god, Lucinda, can I please get a moment alone? 1034 00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:08,880 Not until you say we're even. 1035 00:47:08,961 --> 00:47:10,840 What do you mean "even?" 1036 00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:16,081 This is cozy. 1037 00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:17,737 Just say that I can take you to the wedding. 1038 00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:18,720 Is that what you want? 1039 00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:20,280 No, what I want is to stop fighting. 1040 00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:22,320 I want just a tiny sliver of peace in my daily life. 1041 00:47:22,401 --> 00:47:24,200 And to die very slowly of boredom. 1042 00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:26,377 Oh, no, I won't be bored, I'll have this fantastic new job to 1043 00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:27,359 keep me occupied. 1044 00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:28,436 You're not getting the job. 1045 00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:38,240 Put your hands on me. 1046 00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:42,200 You can put them on yourself. 1047 00:47:49,720 --> 00:47:51,160 Kiss me. 1048 00:47:54,081 --> 00:47:56,200 Do me a favor? 1049 00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:01,680 Go to dinner with Danny and kiss him. 1050 00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:05,200 Why? 1051 00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:07,440 If it's better than our elevator kiss, then fine. 1052 00:48:07,521 --> 00:48:08,937 - But if it's not... - What is with you? 1053 00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:11,560 I... I don't wanna be some experiment before you settle 1054 00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:13,360 down with Mr. Right. 1055 00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:17,521 And I'm not gonna put my hands on you again unless you tell me 1056 00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:20,520 that nobody kisses you like I do. 1057 00:48:27,681 --> 00:48:30,080 Wow, this view is... it's incredible! 1058 00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:31,760 This is very romantic. 1059 00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:33,360 Well, not just romantic... 1060 00:48:33,441 --> 00:48:34,521 Historical. 1061 00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:36,400 Did you know that in the American revolution, 1062 00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:38,680 the British used to keep prisoners of war on a boat in 1063 00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:39,840 the east river? 1064 00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:42,160 And like 12,000 of them died. 1065 00:48:42,240 --> 00:48:43,698 And they didn't know what to do with the bodies, 1066 00:48:43,721 --> 00:48:45,840 so they just dumped them overboard. 1067 00:48:45,921 --> 00:48:47,760 I mean, literally picture that in your mind. 1068 00:48:47,841 --> 00:48:49,440 Oh, I am. 1069 00:48:49,520 --> 00:48:51,880 So, anyway, how's business going? 1070 00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:54,681 It's going all right. 1071 00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:57,240 I've got like four clients and pitching two more this week. 1072 00:48:57,320 --> 00:48:59,040 And, you know, if you get that promoshe... 1073 00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:01,001 Yes, I will definitely keep you in mind. 1074 00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:02,641 I, uh, got something for you. 1075 00:49:02,720 --> 00:49:04,200 Danny, that's so thoughtful! 1076 00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:08,360 A business card! 1077 00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:10,800 For all your graphic design needs. 1078 00:49:10,881 --> 00:49:11,561 Thank you. 1079 00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:13,640 Designed it myself. 1080 00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:16,680 Hey, have you ever thought about kissing me? 1081 00:49:16,761 --> 00:49:19,120 Only every day since you spilled coffee on my lap in my 1082 00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:21,080 first staff meeting. 1083 00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:32,320 J'the memory of you lives... j' 1084 00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:33,679 wow. 1085 00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:37,840 - Wow, wow. - Yeah. 1086 00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:05,601 Do you think he's home? 1087 00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:07,737 What, are you stalking me, shortcake? 1088 00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:10,200 Yeah, just went through your garbage, actually. 1089 00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:11,040 - Really? - Mm-hm. 1090 00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:12,160 Find anything interesting? 1091 00:50:12,240 --> 00:50:14,680 You know, the usual stuff: Food scraps, 1092 00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:16,281 stiff kleenex, adult diapers. 1093 00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:19,721 You should always laugh. 1094 00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:22,120 You should always be funny. 1095 00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:23,640 So, how was your date? 1096 00:50:23,720 --> 00:50:27,360 Did he roll the last meatball over to you with his nose? 1097 00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:30,440 - Did you kiss him? - Yeah. 1098 00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:32,160 And? 1099 00:50:32,481 --> 00:50:33,800 And... 1100 00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:37,480 I... am not going to date him anymore. 1101 00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:39,240 Because? 1102 00:50:42,240 --> 00:50:45,040 Because nobody kisses me like you do. 1103 00:50:52,240 --> 00:50:54,400 Oh, my god. 1104 00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:58,360 That sound you just made. 1105 00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:06,680 Hey, are you gonna invite me inside? 1106 00:51:06,761 --> 00:51:07,480 I mean it's only fair. 1107 00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:09,760 I showed you mine. 1108 00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:15,880 Wow. 1109 00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:17,800 I really like it. 1110 00:51:18,520 --> 00:51:21,480 I halfway expected you to live underground, 1111 00:51:21,561 --> 00:51:23,520 near the earth's core. 1112 00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:25,480 You wanna snoop? 1113 00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:27,601 You wanna snoop. 1114 00:51:27,680 --> 00:51:28,920 I snooped at your place. 1115 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:30,960 Yeah, that's 'cause my place is like a flea market 1116 00:51:31,041 --> 00:51:32,760 compared to this. 1117 00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:34,280 Where's all yourjunk? 1118 00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:36,640 I like a clean space. 1119 00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:39,801 I... kinda thought once you got me up here, 1120 00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:41,680 you were gonna ravish me. 1121 00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:44,000 I'm making you a tea instead. 1122 00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:46,440 How about something stronger? 1123 00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:54,160 I like your matchbox car collection. 1124 00:51:54,240 --> 00:51:57,480 It's like you were an actual child once. 1125 00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:04,480 Wait... 1126 00:52:04,560 --> 00:52:07,400 You don't have a single bexley book here. 1127 00:52:08,201 --> 00:52:11,040 Oh, my god, you are a gamin. 1128 00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:14,280 I'm not a gamin, I just prefer gamin books. 1129 00:52:14,361 --> 00:52:17,241 You are such a gamin. 1130 00:52:21,081 --> 00:52:24,200 Oh, you really like to read about dicks. 1131 00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:26,280 Well, knowledge is power. 1132 00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:29,920 No, actually, I went to medical school for a year. 1133 00:52:30,561 --> 00:52:33,320 Oh, my god, that's why bexley calls you "Dr. Josh." 1134 00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:37,320 To remind me of my failure to live up to my potential. 1135 00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:43,920 -Ooh. 1136 00:52:44,001 --> 00:52:45,400 You know... 1137 00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:49,160 If you were a doctor, all of your lady patients would have 1138 00:52:49,240 --> 00:52:50,800 astronomical heart rates. 1139 00:52:51,880 --> 00:52:53,146 Well, let's test that theory, huh? 1140 00:52:54,561 --> 00:52:57,280 Imagine I'm sliding a stethoscope inside your shirt. 1141 00:52:57,360 --> 00:52:58,320 Ooh. 1142 00:52:58,401 --> 00:52:59,761 Giving me a new kink. 1143 00:52:59,840 --> 00:53:02,440 Pounding heart, raging case of horny. 1144 00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:04,600 I... I think your condition may be serious. 1145 00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:05,880 Will I die? 1146 00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:07,441 A few days in bed should cure it. 1147 00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:10,041 Oh, my gosh, I wanna see your bedroom. 1148 00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:17,480 Oh, I love the color. 1149 00:53:17,560 --> 00:53:20,201 It's Benjamin Moore calypso green. 1150 00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:22,440 Very specific.- 1151 00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:31,161 C'mere. 1152 00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:41,280 The copycat game. 1153 00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:43,080 Classic. 1154 00:53:45,240 --> 00:53:47,240 Truth or dare. 1155 00:53:47,840 --> 00:53:48,800 Truth. 1156 00:53:48,880 --> 00:53:50,440 Aw, I was kinda hoping you'd say "dare." 1157 00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:52,760 I'm sorry to disappoint. 1158 00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:56,200 Why did you quit med school? 1159 00:53:56,280 --> 00:53:58,960 After two semesters, my dad though it'd be a good idea for 1160 00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:01,000 me to spend a day in the coroner's wing. 1161 00:54:01,960 --> 00:54:03,280 Five minutes in... 1162 00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:05,480 I puked inside a dead guy's stomach. 1163 00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:07,800 Oh, my god, I would still be having nightmares. 1164 00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:13,720 Okay, so what's this muscle called? 1165 00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:15,201 Brachioradialis. 1166 00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:16,400 Mm. 1167 00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:18,201 And this? 1168 00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:20,600 Anterior deltoid. 1169 00:54:20,681 --> 00:54:22,177 What about this one? 1170 00:54:22,240 --> 00:54:22,920 Biceps. 1171 00:54:23,001 --> 00:54:25,600 Oh, yeah, I knew that. 1172 00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:27,023 - Oh, but what about this one? - Oh! 1173 00:54:39,321 --> 00:54:44,080 J'sexy electronic musicj' 1174 00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:47,600 you taste like candy. 1175 00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:54,057 Oh, my god, please remind me to write a thank you note to your 1176 00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:55,040 personal trainer. 1177 00:54:56,160 --> 00:54:57,920 I do spend a lot of time in the gym. 1178 00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:01,080 Being forced to look at you for eight hours a day leaves me with 1179 00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:03,601 a lot of excess energy I have to work off. 1180 00:55:03,680 --> 00:55:05,320 Well, I... 1181 00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:07,080 Can help you burn some calories. 1182 00:55:07,161 --> 00:55:08,040 - Oh, really? - Mm-hm. 1183 00:55:08,121 --> 00:55:09,361 How would you do that? 1184 00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:12,080 Well, I'm thinking we should play a very special game. 1185 00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:14,441 It's called "who can make the other come first?" 1186 00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:17,160 - Okay. - Seriously, Josh. 1187 00:55:17,240 --> 00:55:18,817 I just think we should have sex and just get it out of our 1188 00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:20,160 - system. - Right. 1189 00:55:20,240 --> 00:55:22,177 And then, we can go back to normal without all this... 1190 00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:24,000 Crazy sexual tension. 1191 00:55:27,201 --> 00:55:28,800 All right, shortcake. 1192 00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:30,800 I think it's getting late. 1193 00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:38,841 Wh... but I just offered you sex. 1194 00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:40,761 And, like, very enthusiastic sex. 1195 00:55:40,840 --> 00:55:41,640 And I appreciate it. 1196 00:55:41,721 --> 00:55:42,600 Maybe some other time. 1197 00:55:42,681 --> 00:55:44,680 Maybe some other time? 1198 00:55:44,760 --> 00:55:46,498 That's what you say when you turn down a muffin, 1199 00:55:46,521 --> 00:55:48,200 not sex. 1200 00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:49,681 Is this about the job? 1201 00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:52,000 Yeah, it probably is unwise to sleep with the competition. 1202 00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:54,137 Right, get me to beg for sex and then kick me out of your 1203 00:55:54,160 --> 00:55:54,761 apartment. 1204 00:55:54,840 --> 00:55:55,800 Nice move, templeman. 1205 00:55:55,880 --> 00:55:57,760 - You were begging? - That's not funny. 1206 00:55:57,840 --> 00:55:59,040 Are you toying with me? 1207 00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:00,377 I think you're the one playing games here, luce. 1208 00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:01,537 All right, well, whatever this is, 1209 00:56:01,560 --> 00:56:03,760 I don't wanna do it anymore. 1210 00:56:24,160 --> 00:56:25,000 Morning. 1211 00:56:25,080 --> 00:56:26,560 Morning. 1212 00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:29,440 How'd you sleep? 1213 00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:31,160 Not great. 1214 00:56:32,481 --> 00:56:33,631 - Period? - What? 1215 00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:35,200 I just... 1216 00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:37,360 No, thanks. 1217 00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:39,160 I already ate. 1218 00:56:40,161 --> 00:56:41,810 This kid is king, I'm telling you. 1219 00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:42,960 There you are. 1220 00:56:43,041 --> 00:56:44,257 I've been looking all over for you. 1221 00:56:44,280 --> 00:56:46,360 I'd like you to meet my good friend Simon. 1222 00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:47,160 Simon Mitchell. 1223 00:56:47,240 --> 00:56:49,800 From Harper Collins. 1224 00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:52,263 Josh is a Harvard man too, you know. 1225 00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:53,578 Ah, a few decades after me, but the crimson runs deep, 1226 00:56:53,601 --> 00:56:54,200 am I right? 1227 00:56:54,281 --> 00:56:55,040 Roll tide! 1228 00:56:55,120 --> 00:56:56,079 That's Alabama. 1229 00:56:57,561 --> 00:56:59,640 Simon knows half the hiring panel personally. 1230 00:56:59,720 --> 00:57:02,080 I'm sure that he'd be willing to write you one hell of a 1231 00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:03,000 recommendation. 1232 00:57:03,080 --> 00:57:04,080 I'd appreciate that. 1233 00:57:04,161 --> 00:57:05,417 Let's talk about it over lunch. 1234 00:57:05,440 --> 00:57:06,201 I'll clear my schedule. 1235 00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:09,000 Oh, hey, this is Lucy hinton. 1236 00:57:09,081 --> 00:57:10,280 No, it's hutton. 1237 00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:11,480 You sure? 1238 00:57:11,561 --> 00:57:13,720 Uh, yeah. 1239 00:57:17,480 --> 00:57:22,280 Yeah, so I thought maybe you could write me a recommendation. 1240 00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:25,440 Yes, it was 10 years ago. 1241 00:57:25,520 --> 00:57:27,480 H-u-t-t-o-n. 1242 00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:30,720 Oh, you know the color-coded filing system? 1243 00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:33,040 I did that. 1244 00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:36,440 No, of course it's digital now. 1245 00:57:36,521 --> 00:57:37,800 Sure. 1246 00:57:38,240 --> 00:57:41,721 Sure, okay, well, if you can remember anything at all, 1247 00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:44,000 okay, thank you. 1248 00:57:46,240 --> 00:57:48,960 So I really need to nail this presentation. 1249 00:57:49,040 --> 00:57:50,880 I'm thinking I can probably pay you... 1250 00:57:50,960 --> 00:57:52,161 $300 for the graphics? 1251 00:57:52,240 --> 00:57:53,480 I know that that's not much. 1252 00:57:53,560 --> 00:57:54,960 Sure. 1253 00:57:55,041 --> 00:57:57,217 I'll consider it an investment in the future of our working 1254 00:57:57,240 --> 00:57:59,281 - relationship. - Great. 1255 00:57:59,841 --> 00:58:01,201 Hey, so... 1256 00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:03,960 Just to be totally clear, there's no chance for anything 1257 00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:06,640 else, right? 1258 00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:09,561 Say no more. 1259 00:58:10,040 --> 00:58:11,240 Your loss. 1260 00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:12,760 I'm a world-class cuddler. 1261 00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:15,280 I believe that. 1262 00:58:16,281 --> 00:58:17,760 So, uh... 1263 00:58:17,840 --> 00:58:21,641 You and dude man, what's-his-bucket, Josh? 1264 00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:23,320 Still mortal enemies. 1265 00:58:24,480 --> 00:58:25,497 I mean, don't take this the wrong way, 1266 00:58:25,520 --> 00:58:27,000 I just figured y'all would be, like, 1267 00:58:27,080 --> 00:58:28,560 knockin' boots at this point. 1268 00:58:28,641 --> 00:58:31,480 Nope, pistols and swords at dawn. 1269 00:58:31,880 --> 00:58:34,680 Given the choice, I go pistol 100 percent of the time. 1270 00:58:35,640 --> 00:58:38,200 Significantly more effective. 1271 00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:13,960 Yo ho ho. 1272 00:59:14,441 --> 00:59:15,801 Who let you in the building? 1273 00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:19,040 Oh, I scaled the wall using my elite Navy seal training. 1274 00:59:19,120 --> 00:59:20,080 The neighbor let me in. 1275 00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:21,040 What are you doing here? 1276 00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:22,801 Picking you up. 1277 00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:23,840 For my brother's wedding? 1278 00:59:25,001 --> 00:59:26,320 Yeah, not likely, templeman. 1279 00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:27,457 Look, I'm sorry about the other night. 1280 00:59:27,480 --> 00:59:28,440 You caught me off-guard. 1281 00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:30,920 This thing is just too complicated. 1282 00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:32,040 All right? 1283 00:59:32,121 --> 00:59:34,000 We... we are competing for the same job. 1284 00:59:34,080 --> 00:59:36,040 And we've turned mutual sabotage into an art, 1285 00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:37,920 so it is impossible to trust each other. 1286 00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:41,041 Also, you're like the man version of icy hot. 1287 00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:41,640 Are you cold? 1288 00:59:41,721 --> 00:59:43,120 Are you warm? 1289 00:59:43,200 --> 00:59:44,897 Is this tingling sensation nice or is it deeply uncomfortable? 1290 00:59:44,920 --> 00:59:45,879 Tingling sensation. 1291 00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:48,080 Okay, you know what I mean. 1292 00:59:49,040 --> 00:59:50,921 Look, I can't go to this thing alone, 1293 00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:53,320 and they're expecting you to come with me. 1294 00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:56,720 And don't forget: You still owe me. 1295 00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:00,921 I'll be in the car. 1296 01:00:03,440 --> 01:00:04,920 Okay, fine. 1297 01:00:12,321 --> 01:00:15,840 Okay, so what do I need to know about your family? 1298 01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:17,801 My mom's great. 1299 01:00:17,880 --> 01:00:20,480 She'll love you and tell you that she wants to keep you 1300 01:00:20,560 --> 01:00:21,960 forever. 1301 01:00:22,041 --> 01:00:24,880 My dad is, uh... 1302 01:00:26,040 --> 01:00:27,560 Complicated. 1303 01:00:27,640 --> 01:00:30,160 Last time I was home, we had a fight. 1304 01:00:30,240 --> 01:00:31,320 What about? 1305 01:00:31,400 --> 01:00:32,720 A lot of things. 1306 01:00:32,800 --> 01:00:35,600 My leaving med school he won't let that go. 1307 01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:37,961 And my girlfriend had just broken up with me and he and my 1308 01:00:38,040 --> 01:00:41,320 brother were just being assholes about it. 1309 01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:44,040 It's so hard to imagine you with a girlfriend. 1310 01:00:44,121 --> 01:00:47,240 I always pictured you as a swipe right, 1311 01:00:47,320 --> 01:00:50,841 "let's not put a label on it, babe" kinda guy. 1312 01:00:50,920 --> 01:00:53,760 Well, sometimes you're wrong. 1313 01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:00,360 It's gonna snow. 1314 01:01:00,441 --> 01:01:01,120 How do you know that? 1315 01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:01,920 Because it's a thing. 1316 01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:03,201 I can smell weather. 1317 01:01:03,280 --> 01:01:05,680 Well, that would make you the lamest x-man ever. 1318 01:01:07,320 --> 01:01:08,961 - Whoa, hi! - How can I help you? 1319 01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:09,641 Joshua templeman. 1320 01:01:09,720 --> 01:01:10,920 I've got two rooms. 1321 01:01:11,001 --> 01:01:12,440 Templeman. 1322 01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:14,880 - With a t? - Yeah. 1323 01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:17,880 Two ts? 1324 01:01:17,960 --> 01:01:19,800 Just the one. 1325 01:01:22,521 --> 01:01:23,640 And... sent. 1326 01:01:23,720 --> 01:01:25,360 - Sorry, just sent an email. - Mm-hm. 1327 01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:28,120 - Oh. - Okay, and... 1328 01:01:29,320 --> 01:01:30,440 - I am so sorry. - Hm? 1329 01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:33,560 I, um... I only have one room. 1330 01:01:33,641 --> 01:01:34,520 Now, jaf? 1331 01:01:34,601 --> 01:01:35,480 Jaffrey. 1332 01:01:35,561 --> 01:01:37,280 My friends call me "jaf" and... 1333 01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:38,560 - We're not there yet. - Okay. 1334 01:01:38,640 --> 01:01:40,081 Jaffrey, I really need two rooms. 1335 01:01:40,160 --> 01:01:41,680 Can you please help me out? 1336 01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:43,641 Sorry. 1337 01:01:43,720 --> 01:01:46,480 I mean, I need my mom to move out but... 1338 01:01:46,560 --> 01:01:48,240 But I got two weddings this weekend, right? 1339 01:01:48,321 --> 01:01:49,433 I know, we're in one of them. 1340 01:01:50,160 --> 01:01:50,921 Oh... oh, you're the couple? 1341 01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:51,800 Oh, congratulations! 1342 01:01:51,881 --> 01:01:53,160 Oh, no, no, no, no. 1343 01:01:53,241 --> 01:01:54,937 No, no, no, no, it's, uh... It's my brother's wedding, 1344 01:01:54,960 --> 01:01:56,160 we're just here for it. 1345 01:01:56,240 --> 01:01:58,560 Oh, well, I wish I could help you out, 1346 01:01:58,640 --> 01:02:00,921 but think about where I'm coming from on this. 1347 01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:02,017 I've got a lot of people here. 1348 01:02:02,040 --> 01:02:02,760 Okay, just stop, stop, stop. 1349 01:02:02,841 --> 01:02:04,160 - It's fine. - It's not fine. 1350 01:02:04,240 --> 01:02:05,537 It's not worth ruining his day when he clearly can't do 1351 01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:06,281 anything about it. 1352 01:02:06,360 --> 01:02:07,040 Jaffrey, thank you so much. 1353 01:02:07,120 --> 01:02:08,201 We will take the one room. 1354 01:02:08,280 --> 01:02:09,600 Thank you so much. 1355 01:02:09,680 --> 01:02:12,240 She's absolutely right; It is not worth ruining my day. 1356 01:02:12,321 --> 01:02:15,440 Great, um, so you are gonna be in room, 1357 01:02:15,520 --> 01:02:18,201 uh, 216 and, um, no keys. 1358 01:02:18,280 --> 01:02:19,640 Everything's unlocked. 1359 01:02:19,721 --> 01:02:21,081 Oh, boy. 1360 01:02:27,600 --> 01:02:29,080 Wow. 1361 01:02:30,120 --> 01:02:32,400 - It's not bad. - Mm. 1362 01:02:33,120 --> 01:02:35,040 You will sleep there. 1363 01:02:35,120 --> 01:02:36,240 Hah! 1364 01:02:36,321 --> 01:02:38,400 Shoulda made you stay with jaf and his mom. 1365 01:02:38,480 --> 01:02:41,521 Okay, we've got a half an hour until the rehearsal dinner. 1366 01:02:41,600 --> 01:02:42,720 You want the first shower? 1367 01:02:42,800 --> 01:02:44,200 Sure. 1368 01:02:44,280 --> 01:02:45,800 Great. 1369 01:02:59,920 --> 01:03:01,840 Took you long enough. 1370 01:03:01,920 --> 01:03:04,040 Oh, I was shaving my legs. 1371 01:03:10,480 --> 01:03:12,521 Flamethrower? 1372 01:03:13,481 --> 01:03:15,801 Ilike red. 1373 01:03:16,641 --> 01:03:17,960 So do I. 1374 01:03:26,120 --> 01:03:27,601 This does not mean we're okay. 1375 01:03:37,481 --> 01:03:38,841 Come here. 1376 01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:42,760 - No, I wanna feel your weight. - No, I'll crush you. 1377 01:03:42,840 --> 01:03:45,600 Well, I have lived a really good life. 1378 01:03:45,680 --> 01:03:47,240 You sure you're okay with this? 1379 01:03:47,320 --> 01:03:48,560 Oh, yeah. 1380 01:03:49,760 --> 01:03:52,240 You should write sonnets. 1381 01:04:05,880 --> 01:04:08,840 I! Forget all of our flawsj' 1382 01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:15,560 oh, best... game... ever. 1383 01:04:19,680 --> 01:04:20,640 Oh, shit! 1384 01:04:21,600 --> 01:04:22,920 We are seriously late for dinner. 1385 01:04:23,001 --> 01:04:24,320 Just... just stay here! 1386 01:04:24,400 --> 01:04:25,458 What will your parents think? 1387 01:04:25,481 --> 01:04:27,121 Oh, hi, Mr. and Mrs. Templeman. 1388 01:04:27,200 --> 01:04:28,897 I'm so sorry that we missed your son's rehearsal dinner. 1389 01:04:28,920 --> 01:04:30,920 We were too busy giving each other multiple orgasms. 1390 01:04:32,481 --> 01:04:34,320 I promise you, nobody will care. 1391 01:04:34,401 --> 01:04:36,960 I'll just text them that we hit traffic and we'll see them 1392 01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:38,280 tomorrow at the wedding. 1393 01:04:38,361 --> 01:04:39,657 Yeah, but what if they know we already checked in? 1394 01:04:39,680 --> 01:04:41,760 Why do you care so much what my parents think? 1395 01:04:41,840 --> 01:04:44,280 Well, it's people-pleasing 101: They are people, 1396 01:04:44,360 --> 01:04:45,641 thus I want to please them. 1397 01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:47,040 But why? 1398 01:04:47,120 --> 01:04:48,937 Well, I already explained the totality of that logic. 1399 01:04:48,960 --> 01:04:51,840 Also, why don't you care what people think? 1400 01:04:52,240 --> 01:04:54,538 I learned a long time ago that it's impossible to make people 1401 01:04:54,561 --> 01:04:56,000 like you. 1402 01:04:58,320 --> 01:04:59,897 I guess you're right, it's not like I'm ever gonna see them 1403 01:04:59,920 --> 01:05:01,360 again. 1404 01:05:03,440 --> 01:05:05,040 God, what are you thinking? 1405 01:05:05,121 --> 01:05:06,960 I just wanna juice your head like a lemon. 1406 01:05:08,280 --> 01:05:10,280 There's no need for violence, little one. 1407 01:05:10,360 --> 01:05:12,320 What do you wanna know? 1408 01:05:13,640 --> 01:05:16,680 Okay, the other day... 1409 01:05:16,761 --> 01:05:20,440 When you caught me snooping at your desk... 1410 01:05:20,840 --> 01:05:23,560 Uh, I saw your planner. 1411 01:05:23,640 --> 01:05:25,360 Questionable ethics, shortcake. 1412 01:05:25,440 --> 01:05:26,520 Yeah, okay, I know. 1413 01:05:26,600 --> 01:05:30,280 But there was some red marks in the margin. 1414 01:05:30,360 --> 01:05:31,520 D5, 85, some xs. 1415 01:05:31,600 --> 01:05:33,400 What are those? 1416 01:05:37,080 --> 01:05:38,760 - Tell me! - No... 1417 01:05:38,841 --> 01:05:40,960 Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me. 1418 01:05:44,720 --> 01:05:46,640 D is for "dress." 1419 01:05:47,280 --> 01:05:50,840 P is for "pants," s is for "skirt," and I make a Mark when 1420 01:05:50,921 --> 01:05:55,560 we have a fight and x when I wanna kiss you. 1421 01:05:56,440 --> 01:05:58,601 Wow. 1422 01:06:00,600 --> 01:06:03,840 You're like an ocd stalker. 1423 01:06:03,920 --> 01:06:04,879 Your turn. 1424 01:06:04,920 --> 01:06:06,240 My turn what? 1425 01:06:06,320 --> 01:06:08,640 You gotta tell me something I don't know about you. 1426 01:06:08,720 --> 01:06:10,401 Okay. 1427 01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:16,360 When I wore that little black dress to work the other day... 1428 01:06:21,320 --> 01:06:23,080 I lied about having a date at the ac. 1429 01:06:23,160 --> 01:06:25,840 I asked Danny out later that day. 1430 01:06:27,480 --> 01:06:29,680 You were all smug and skeptical and I had just... 1431 01:06:29,760 --> 01:06:31,800 Had this super hot sex dream about you. 1432 01:06:31,880 --> 01:06:33,240 I knew it! 1433 01:06:34,840 --> 01:06:36,298 Yeah, and then you said you were going to the bar and I 1434 01:06:36,321 --> 01:06:38,699 didn't want you to think I was a ioserjust... sitting there all 1435 01:06:38,760 --> 01:06:40,320 alone. 1436 01:06:40,720 --> 01:06:43,080 You wouldn't have been alone. 1437 01:06:43,161 --> 01:06:45,120 You would've been with me. 1438 01:07:19,600 --> 01:07:23,081 Did he make his side of the bed? 1439 01:07:23,160 --> 01:07:25,120 What a freak. 1440 01:07:31,120 --> 01:07:32,520 Very nice. 1441 01:07:34,280 --> 01:07:35,841 Your tie's crooked. 1442 01:07:35,920 --> 01:07:37,097 No, I'm not falling for that again. 1443 01:07:37,120 --> 01:07:38,800 Come here. 1444 01:07:38,880 --> 01:07:39,920 - Really? - Yeah. 1445 01:07:41,080 --> 01:07:42,561 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 1446 01:07:42,640 --> 01:07:43,360 There you go. 1447 01:07:43,440 --> 01:07:44,520 No attempt at strangulation. 1448 01:07:44,601 --> 01:07:46,801 Wow, you are really developing as a person. 1449 01:07:46,880 --> 01:07:49,440 Yeah, well, I need you alive for all the things I'm gonna do 1450 01:07:49,520 --> 01:07:51,440 - to you later. - Hm. 1451 01:07:51,520 --> 01:07:52,760 You look gorgeous in this dress. 1452 01:07:52,841 --> 01:07:53,800 Thank you. 1453 01:07:53,840 --> 01:07:55,560 It matches your eyes. 1454 01:07:55,880 --> 01:07:57,040 Excuse me. 1455 01:07:58,960 --> 01:08:01,680 - Oh, hi, mom. - You made it! 1456 01:08:01,761 --> 01:08:03,520 - Oh... - Honey... 1457 01:08:03,600 --> 01:08:04,880 Mom, this is Lucy. 1458 01:08:06,080 --> 01:08:07,618 Oh, it is so nice to meet you, Dr. Templeman. 1459 01:08:07,641 --> 01:08:09,040 Oh, Elaine, please. 1460 01:08:09,120 --> 01:08:11,280 I'm so glad to finally meet you. 1461 01:08:11,361 --> 01:08:11,960 You too. 1462 01:08:12,041 --> 01:08:13,000 She is just adorable! 1463 01:08:13,840 --> 01:08:15,000 I'm gonna keep you forever. 1464 01:08:16,161 --> 01:08:17,121 Shall we? 1465 01:08:17,200 --> 01:08:18,466 - You just snorted. - Yeah, I did. 1466 01:08:28,400 --> 01:08:30,640 Wasn't sure you were gonna make it. 1467 01:08:30,720 --> 01:08:33,841 Anthony, this is Josh's friend, Lucy. 1468 01:08:35,320 --> 01:08:36,800 Good afternoon. 1469 01:08:36,880 --> 01:08:39,040 Oh, friendly. 1470 01:08:54,520 --> 01:08:56,920 Aww, cute. 1471 01:09:06,160 --> 01:09:08,640 Wow, she is stunning. 1472 01:09:08,720 --> 01:09:11,080 - Mm. - Nice work, Patrick. 1473 01:09:23,120 --> 01:09:24,441 Oh, my god. 1474 01:09:24,520 --> 01:09:26,520 Patrick's family is driving me crazy. 1475 01:09:26,600 --> 01:09:29,040 And these heels are like a medieval torture device. 1476 01:09:29,121 --> 01:09:30,537 You wouldn't happen to have a joint, would you? 1477 01:09:30,560 --> 01:09:31,519 Oh, I wish. 1478 01:09:31,960 --> 01:09:32,520 Rat poison? 1479 01:09:32,600 --> 01:09:33,641 I'll take anything. 1480 01:09:33,720 --> 01:09:35,370 Sadly, I am fresh out of rat poison. 1481 01:09:35,400 --> 01:09:36,921 But congratulations. 1482 01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:38,200 Thank you. 1483 01:09:38,280 --> 01:09:39,880 You're Lucy, right? 1484 01:09:39,960 --> 01:09:40,680 Yes. 1485 01:09:40,761 --> 01:09:42,160 I've been dying to meet you. 1486 01:09:42,240 --> 01:09:43,937 Patrick says you're the reason Josh came today. 1487 01:09:43,960 --> 01:09:46,680 Oh, no, I'm sure that's not true. 1488 01:09:46,760 --> 01:09:49,520 Oh, I'm sure it is. 1489 01:09:49,600 --> 01:09:51,881 It really did work out for the best in the end, didn't it? 1490 01:09:51,960 --> 01:09:54,481 I mean, Josh and I were never good together. 1491 01:09:56,280 --> 01:09:58,680 I'm sorry, you were... You were with Josh? 1492 01:09:58,760 --> 01:10:01,640 Oh, my god, how did he not tell you? 1493 01:10:01,720 --> 01:10:03,760 It really wasn't anything serious. 1494 01:10:03,840 --> 01:10:05,067 The entire year we were together, 1495 01:10:05,120 --> 01:10:07,160 I don't think we ever really connected. 1496 01:10:07,241 --> 01:10:08,760 You were together a year? 1497 01:10:08,840 --> 01:10:10,480 Like, a calendar year? 1498 01:10:10,560 --> 01:10:12,680 Like, a full 12 months? 1499 01:10:12,760 --> 01:10:14,400 And then, you and Patrick... 1500 01:10:14,480 --> 01:10:17,680 Were a much better fit in, like, every way. 1501 01:10:17,760 --> 01:10:21,480 I mean, it was a little bit awkward at first, but... 1502 01:10:22,160 --> 01:10:25,000 Um, I'm sorry. 1503 01:10:25,080 --> 01:10:27,600 I should really go say inappropriate things to my other 1504 01:10:27,681 --> 01:10:28,720 guests now. 1505 01:10:28,800 --> 01:10:31,680 No, no, it's... It's, um... it's fine. 1506 01:10:50,200 --> 01:10:51,840 Well, that nose of yours was right on. 1507 01:10:51,920 --> 01:10:53,640 I told you it was a thing. 1508 01:10:56,240 --> 01:10:57,280 Lucy, I hope... 1509 01:10:57,360 --> 01:10:58,779 Is she the reason you brought me here? 1510 01:11:00,960 --> 01:11:02,720 No, Lucy, it had nothing to do with her. 1511 01:11:02,800 --> 01:11:03,881 But why didn't you tell me? 1512 01:11:03,960 --> 01:11:05,200 I don't know. 1513 01:11:06,201 --> 01:11:08,320 - I was embarrassed. - Why? 1514 01:11:08,840 --> 01:11:10,280 Hey, you did nothing wrong. 1515 01:11:10,360 --> 01:11:13,000 They are the ones that should be embarrassed. 1516 01:11:16,800 --> 01:11:19,760 You know, the weekend that I got my mba, 1517 01:11:19,840 --> 01:11:23,361 my dad took Patrick fishing with two other surgeons. 1518 01:11:23,720 --> 01:11:25,760 He said that I wasn't invited because I would've felt 1519 01:11:25,840 --> 01:11:27,760 out-of—place. 1520 01:11:27,840 --> 01:11:29,480 Patrick has always been the golden child, 1521 01:11:29,560 --> 01:11:31,600 and so when mindy left me for him, 1522 01:11:31,680 --> 01:11:33,240 it just... 1523 01:11:35,240 --> 01:11:37,920 So today must really suck for you, huh? 1524 01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:39,801 Well, it could be worse. 1525 01:11:40,960 --> 01:11:43,040 I could be here alone. 1526 01:11:45,920 --> 01:11:48,360 This situation most definitely calls for some booze, 1527 01:11:48,441 --> 01:11:50,680 so let's go. 1528 01:11:51,720 --> 01:11:52,520 - I know, just... - No. 1529 01:11:52,600 --> 01:11:53,617 - Yes! - No! 1530 01:11:53,640 --> 01:11:54,617 - Yes. - Darling... 1531 01:11:54,640 --> 01:11:55,360 Just in case you need it. 1532 01:11:55,441 --> 01:11:57,760 You are the absolute worst. 1533 01:11:57,840 --> 01:11:58,440 Ah! 1534 01:11:58,520 --> 01:11:59,640 Where have you two been? 1535 01:11:59,720 --> 01:12:01,040 Outside getting some fresh air. 1536 01:12:02,280 --> 01:12:05,200 Lucy, when you first met Josh... 1537 01:12:05,280 --> 01:12:06,080 What'd you think? 1538 01:12:06,160 --> 01:12:07,560 Ah. 1539 01:12:07,641 --> 01:12:11,081 Well, I thought he was very good-looking, 1540 01:12:11,160 --> 01:12:13,681 cold, domineering, and freakishly uptight. 1541 01:12:13,760 --> 01:12:15,080 Oh. 1542 01:12:15,160 --> 01:12:16,457 I thought that you had to have ambition to be domineering. 1543 01:12:16,480 --> 01:12:17,560 Anthony... 1544 01:12:17,640 --> 01:12:19,080 I'm kidding. 1545 01:12:19,680 --> 01:12:24,080 And I thought Lucy was very smart, 1546 01:12:24,160 --> 01:12:26,920 but she was also a spineless kiss-ass. 1547 01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:28,840 Yeah, it was hate at first sight. 1548 01:12:30,880 --> 01:12:32,560 - Oh. - Dad? 1549 01:12:32,640 --> 01:12:34,240 That's your cue. 1550 01:12:34,320 --> 01:12:35,640 - That's my cue. - Yeah. 1551 01:12:37,440 --> 01:12:41,280 Elaine wrote down a few ideas but... 1552 01:12:42,280 --> 01:12:43,721 I think I'll wing it. 1553 01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:48,921 I always expected a great deal from my son, 1554 01:12:49,000 --> 01:12:51,280 and he's never disappointed me. 1555 01:12:51,360 --> 01:12:55,120 Excelled in med school and he's become a very fine physician. 1556 01:12:55,200 --> 01:12:58,080 It's been a privilege to watch him grow into the man he is 1557 01:12:58,160 --> 01:12:59,640 today, hm? 1558 01:12:59,720 --> 01:13:02,361 A son a father can be proud of. 1559 01:13:03,120 --> 01:13:05,457 But of all the good decisions that Patrick has 1560 01:13:05,480 --> 01:13:09,120 made, marrying mindy is definitely his best. 1561 01:13:09,200 --> 01:13:11,080 Welcome to the family. 1562 01:13:11,160 --> 01:13:13,440 - Hear, hear! - Cheers! 1563 01:13:13,520 --> 01:13:15,160 Cheers. 1564 01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:20,520 J'smooth jazzy musicj' 1565 01:13:26,480 --> 01:13:28,281 It's for Christmas. 1566 01:13:29,320 --> 01:13:30,481 The tree? 1567 01:13:30,560 --> 01:13:31,800 Oh, you don't say. 1568 01:13:31,880 --> 01:13:33,840 I brought it in from outside. 1569 01:13:34,200 --> 01:13:36,120 It looks like it grew in here but... 1570 01:13:36,200 --> 01:13:38,240 That tree grew outside. 1571 01:13:39,480 --> 01:13:40,280 Elaine! 1572 01:13:40,361 --> 01:13:41,680 - Hi. - Hi! 1573 01:13:41,760 --> 01:13:42,961 Have you seen Josh? 1574 01:13:43,040 --> 01:13:45,320 I think he went to go find an aspirin. 1575 01:13:45,400 --> 01:13:46,705 He said he had a bit of a headache. 1576 01:13:48,160 --> 01:13:50,400 Anthony probably should have gone with my prepared remarks. 1577 01:13:51,881 --> 01:13:53,280 I'm glad you're here. 1578 01:13:53,360 --> 01:13:55,041 Josh has been talking about you for months. 1579 01:13:55,120 --> 01:13:56,200 Oh, god. 1580 01:13:56,280 --> 01:13:57,777 I cannot even imagine what he's told you. 1581 01:13:57,800 --> 01:14:00,080 I swear I am not that bad. 1582 01:14:00,160 --> 01:14:04,680 He told me that you drive him crazy... 1583 01:14:04,761 --> 01:14:07,720 And that you challenge him and that... 1584 01:14:07,800 --> 01:14:10,160 You're as strong-willed as he is. 1585 01:14:10,480 --> 01:14:13,001 You know, I thought when mindy left him and he took that job at 1586 01:14:13,080 --> 01:14:17,160 b&g that he had hit rock bottom but... 1587 01:14:17,241 --> 01:14:19,457 Now, I think it might be the best thing that ever happened to 1588 01:14:19,480 --> 01:14:21,160 him. 1589 01:14:22,760 --> 01:14:25,280 And for what it's worth, I've never seen him look at anyone 1590 01:14:25,360 --> 01:14:27,720 the way he looks at you. 1591 01:14:29,760 --> 01:14:32,120 There's my beautiful groom, aww. 1592 01:14:32,201 --> 01:14:33,217 Have you already lost your wife? 1593 01:14:33,240 --> 01:14:34,480 No, not yet. 1594 01:14:34,560 --> 01:14:36,800 She's hiding in the kitchen, eating in peace. 1595 01:14:36,880 --> 01:14:38,241 Mm. 1596 01:14:38,320 --> 01:14:40,392 Mom, you may need to head back into the reception room. 1597 01:14:40,440 --> 01:14:42,960 I think dad's maybe had one too many. 1598 01:14:43,920 --> 01:14:46,080 Once more, unto the breach. 1599 01:14:46,160 --> 01:14:47,920 If you ask me, it's a goddamn waste. 1600 01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:50,560 Mba from Harvard and you spend your days running errands and 1601 01:14:50,640 --> 01:14:53,721 licking stamps so you can flirt with some little intern. 1602 01:14:53,800 --> 01:14:54,600 Intern? 1603 01:14:54,681 --> 01:14:56,520 Maybe you should take a walk. 1604 01:14:56,601 --> 01:14:57,697 "I don't want to be a doctor." 1605 01:14:57,720 --> 01:14:59,560 At least do something marginally noble. 1606 01:14:59,640 --> 01:15:01,577 - Anthony... - Join the peace corps. 1607 01:15:01,600 --> 01:15:03,440 Go build Wells in Nigeria. 1608 01:15:03,520 --> 01:15:05,680 You don't think that publishing is noble? 1609 01:15:05,760 --> 01:15:07,080 Contributing to culture? 1610 01:15:07,161 --> 01:15:09,137 I... I don't think that he's making books, sweetheart. 1611 01:15:09,160 --> 01:15:11,961 I think he's making coffee for somebody who's making books. 1612 01:15:12,040 --> 01:15:13,651 And by the way, it's none of your business. 1613 01:15:13,680 --> 01:15:15,840 Don't speak to her that way. 1614 01:15:15,920 --> 01:15:18,240 Okay, well since you know nothing about your son, 1615 01:15:18,320 --> 01:15:19,977 I'll just... I'll... I'll fill you in real quick. 1616 01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:22,840 Josh is the person that our sales and finance divisions 1617 01:15:22,920 --> 01:15:23,680 report to. 1618 01:15:23,761 --> 01:15:25,560 They are scared shitless of him. 1619 01:15:25,640 --> 01:15:28,240 I have seen grown men run around like ants triple-checking their 1620 01:15:28,320 --> 01:15:30,680 numbers because Josh always finds their mistakes. 1621 01:15:30,761 --> 01:15:31,721 Lucy, you don't have to. 1622 01:15:31,800 --> 01:15:33,200 It's fine. 1623 01:15:33,280 --> 01:15:34,657 I'm sorry, I know I'm making a really big scene and I'm sorry. 1624 01:15:34,680 --> 01:15:36,200 I... I like all of you. 1625 01:15:36,280 --> 01:15:37,640 Um, except you. 1626 01:15:37,720 --> 01:15:39,760 But I... I can't listen to this. 1627 01:15:39,840 --> 01:15:41,280 Oh, and for the record, Josh's boss, 1628 01:15:41,360 --> 01:15:44,400 who is ceo in title only, is a sleazy toad who can barely tie 1629 01:15:44,481 --> 01:15:45,360 his own shoelaces. 1630 01:15:45,441 --> 01:15:47,240 Josh runs that place. 1631 01:15:47,640 --> 01:15:49,001 Actually, we both do. 1632 01:15:49,080 --> 01:15:51,344 And the only reason that b&g didn't completely implode after 1633 01:15:51,400 --> 01:15:53,960 the merger is because Josh oversaw a reduction of the 1634 01:15:54,040 --> 01:15:56,240 workforce by 35 percent, and because of him, 1635 01:15:56,320 --> 01:15:57,800 200 people kept their jobs. 1636 01:15:57,880 --> 01:15:58,920 And so he's not a doctor. 1637 01:15:59,001 --> 01:16:00,320 Who the fuck cares? 1638 01:16:00,400 --> 01:16:01,840 He's smart. 1639 01:16:01,920 --> 01:16:04,017 Your son is tough and he has made me a lot better at my job 1640 01:16:04,040 --> 01:16:05,601 by having to compete with him. 1641 01:16:05,680 --> 01:16:07,577 Don't get me wrong, he drives me absolutely insane, 1642 01:16:07,600 --> 01:16:08,960 which is apparently hereditary. 1643 01:16:09,040 --> 01:16:11,000 But your son is amazing. 1644 01:16:11,081 --> 01:16:11,920 And the fact that you can't see that, 1645 01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:14,160 that is a goddamn shame. 1646 01:16:17,241 --> 01:16:20,121 In conclusion, uh, congratulations to the bride and 1647 01:16:20,200 --> 01:16:21,200 groom! 1648 01:16:21,280 --> 01:16:23,320 Just amazing. 1649 01:16:23,400 --> 01:16:25,800 Um, let's go home. 1650 01:16:25,881 --> 01:16:28,040 Anthony, sir, it's been a real treat. 1651 01:16:28,120 --> 01:16:30,760 Elaine, it was lovely meeting you. 1652 01:16:31,800 --> 01:16:33,480 I'll call you. 1653 01:16:48,720 --> 01:16:49,920 So, what now? 1654 01:16:50,000 --> 01:16:51,880 Naked time?- 1655 01:16:51,960 --> 01:16:53,321 after naked time? 1656 01:16:53,400 --> 01:16:55,280 Rehydration. 1657 01:16:59,361 --> 01:17:01,320 Lucy, I've had a lot of women... 1658 01:17:01,401 --> 01:17:04,320 I seriously hope there's an end to that sentence. 1659 01:17:06,761 --> 01:17:09,361 I've had a lot of women tell me that i'm... I'm not the kind of 1660 01:17:09,440 --> 01:17:11,400 guy you settle down with. 1661 01:17:11,961 --> 01:17:14,280 I'm the one-night-stand. 1662 01:17:15,240 --> 01:17:17,400 And you think that's what I'm doing? 1663 01:17:17,480 --> 01:17:19,360 I hope not. 1664 01:17:22,480 --> 01:17:24,400 I don't understand you. 1665 01:17:24,480 --> 01:17:27,080 I seriously thought you hated me. 1666 01:17:27,480 --> 01:17:28,760 Neveh 1667 01:17:29,121 --> 01:17:31,680 never, not for one second. 1668 01:17:32,480 --> 01:17:34,601 And I can prove it to you. 1669 01:17:36,120 --> 01:17:37,800 All right, you have to come in here. 1670 01:17:37,881 --> 01:17:39,121 Okay. 1671 01:17:39,200 --> 01:17:41,640 And I'm gonna need to take this. 1672 01:17:41,721 --> 01:17:43,641 Ithoughtyou weren't feeling naked time. 1673 01:17:45,080 --> 01:17:46,098 You're kinda giving me mixed signals here, templeman. 1674 01:17:46,121 --> 01:17:47,463 We're not going to the bed. 1675 01:17:47,520 --> 01:17:50,840 You have to stand... right here. 1676 01:17:50,921 --> 01:17:53,040 - Okay. - Now... 1677 01:17:54,400 --> 01:17:56,280 Tell me what you see. 1678 01:17:56,360 --> 01:17:58,920 Um, well... 1679 01:17:59,001 --> 01:18:02,040 My hair's a little scraggly and my lipstick's faded. 1680 01:18:02,120 --> 01:18:03,920 You're perfect. 1681 01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:05,640 Guess again. 1682 01:18:06,120 --> 01:18:07,960 Oh! 1683 01:18:08,640 --> 01:18:09,800 My dress! 1684 01:18:09,880 --> 01:18:11,481 Look. 1685 01:18:12,200 --> 01:18:13,681 Like a tree frog. 1686 01:18:15,400 --> 01:18:16,960 What exactly does that prove? 1687 01:18:17,040 --> 01:18:20,080 Your dress isn't the only thing that matches your eyes. 1688 01:18:23,120 --> 01:18:24,921 Oh, my god. 1689 01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:25,800 Wait, did you... 1690 01:18:25,881 --> 01:18:27,000 How about this? 1691 01:18:27,080 --> 01:18:29,080 Let's play a different game. 1692 01:18:29,160 --> 01:18:30,961 The "starting over" game. 1693 01:18:32,840 --> 01:18:34,880 I'm Joshua templeman, nice to meet you. 1694 01:18:34,960 --> 01:18:36,721 Hi. 1695 01:18:38,361 --> 01:18:40,040 I'm Lucy hutton. 1696 01:18:40,120 --> 01:18:43,840 I'm from Charlotte, Vermont, where they grow strawberries. 1697 01:18:43,920 --> 01:18:46,601 And because of that, i'm gonna call you "shortcake." 1698 01:18:46,680 --> 01:18:49,520 It'll be a dead giveaway that I love you. 1699 01:18:51,840 --> 01:18:52,840 You're freaking out. 1700 01:18:53,960 --> 01:18:56,720 - Don't freak out. - No, I just... 1701 01:18:57,320 --> 01:18:59,081 I just... 1702 01:18:59,160 --> 01:19:01,080 I... I am not... I am not prepared for this. 1703 01:19:01,160 --> 01:19:02,440 What do you mean? 1704 01:19:02,520 --> 01:19:04,097 After new year's, one of us is gonna be out of a job. 1705 01:19:04,120 --> 01:19:06,960 Any relationship we tried, it would be over before it started. 1706 01:19:07,041 --> 01:19:08,040 Well, maybe not. 1707 01:19:08,121 --> 01:19:09,400 Maybe nobody has to quit. 1708 01:19:09,480 --> 01:19:10,800 No, this would never work. 1709 01:19:10,881 --> 01:19:11,880 You know that, okay? 1710 01:19:11,961 --> 01:19:13,080 We would kill each other. 1711 01:19:14,800 --> 01:19:16,720 Luce, I know you. 1712 01:19:17,120 --> 01:19:19,760 I know that you blot your lips twice before you throw your 1713 01:19:19,840 --> 01:19:21,600 tissue away. 1714 01:19:22,320 --> 01:19:25,920 I know that your voice drops an octave when you get upset. 1715 01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:28,057 I know you chew your lower lip when you're doing something you 1716 01:19:28,080 --> 01:19:30,000 don't wanna do. 1717 01:19:30,360 --> 01:19:33,240 And I know that you're scared right now. 1718 01:19:33,800 --> 01:19:35,961 But you don't have to be. 1719 01:19:37,680 --> 01:19:39,560 I'm in this. 1720 01:19:39,640 --> 01:19:41,640 And you can trust that. 1721 01:20:01,080 --> 01:20:04,200 Ii had a nightmarej' 1722 01:21:01,720 --> 01:21:04,920 It's a dangerous time for men these days, Josh. 1723 01:21:05,000 --> 01:21:08,121 If we don't stick together, manic pixie twits like Lucy 1724 01:21:08,200 --> 01:21:11,080 hutton, they're gonna be running this country on lipstick and 1725 01:21:11,160 --> 01:21:12,600 feelings. 1726 01:21:12,680 --> 01:21:14,698 I can tell you I didn't start this company to have my balls 1727 01:21:14,721 --> 01:21:17,120 crushed by some nitwit in a push-up bra. 1728 01:21:17,200 --> 01:21:18,160 Do you hear me? 1729 01:21:18,240 --> 01:21:19,199 Loud and clear. 1730 01:21:19,241 --> 01:21:20,760 I have a vision for this company, 1731 01:21:20,840 --> 01:21:23,481 and I'm counting on you to make it happen. 1732 01:21:23,560 --> 01:21:25,281 So, do you have a strategy? 1733 01:21:25,360 --> 01:21:26,480 - Do you have a plan? - I do. 1734 01:21:26,560 --> 01:21:28,480 It's already underway. 1735 01:21:28,800 --> 01:21:30,937 I told her she'd back off if you let her think that she could 1736 01:21:30,960 --> 01:21:32,681 pet the pony. 1737 01:21:32,760 --> 01:21:34,400 I'm glad you took my advice. 1738 01:21:34,480 --> 01:21:36,840 Is there anything else I can do to help you cinch this thing? 1739 01:21:38,240 --> 01:21:40,017 No, no, no, I... I don't need any help beating her. 1740 01:21:40,040 --> 01:21:41,298 All right, I'm sure you don't. 1741 01:21:41,321 --> 01:21:42,800 Get on it, then. 1742 01:21:45,200 --> 01:21:47,040 Hey, are you free? 1743 01:21:47,761 --> 01:21:50,200 I'm heading to the coffeeshop right now. 1744 01:21:58,360 --> 01:22:00,120 So he's sexually gaslighting you? 1745 01:22:00,200 --> 01:22:02,240 That is diabolical. 1746 01:22:02,320 --> 01:22:04,017 I guess it makes sense; You're not gonna work as hard if you're 1747 01:22:04,040 --> 01:22:05,800 crushing on him. 1748 01:22:05,880 --> 01:22:08,520 I wonder what it's like to be a dude who uses his raw animal 1749 01:22:08,601 --> 01:22:10,640 magnetism as a weapon. 1750 01:22:10,720 --> 01:22:12,560 Yeah, but it's one thing to flirt. 1751 01:22:12,640 --> 01:22:14,800 It's a whole other thing to pretend like you have actual 1752 01:22:14,880 --> 01:22:15,840 feelings. 1753 01:22:15,920 --> 01:22:18,201 I just... I feel like such an idiot. 1754 01:22:19,360 --> 01:22:21,508 Are you sure it's okay that we're talking about all this? 1755 01:22:22,601 --> 01:22:24,880 I mean, I'm basically the mayor of the friendzone, 1756 01:22:24,960 --> 01:22:28,761 so I'm hip, safe space, carry on. 1757 01:22:30,080 --> 01:22:33,480 I just cannot believe I let myself get played like this. 1758 01:22:34,600 --> 01:22:37,200 I mean, he seemed so sincere. 1759 01:22:37,880 --> 01:22:40,200 Well, fear not, my sweet friend. 1760 01:22:40,281 --> 01:22:41,801 You are going to nail that interview, 1761 01:22:41,880 --> 01:22:45,240 get the job, and then order will be restored to the universe. 1762 01:22:45,320 --> 01:22:46,640 Yes. 1763 01:22:46,720 --> 01:22:48,840 Well, justice demands that Josh live along life alone, 1764 01:22:48,921 --> 01:22:50,560 sucking on bexley's nasty nuts. 1765 01:22:50,640 --> 01:22:52,200 So... 1766 01:22:53,680 --> 01:22:55,800 - Oh, hey, Josh. - What are you doing here? 1767 01:22:55,880 --> 01:22:57,520 I was looking for you. 1768 01:22:57,600 --> 01:22:59,880 Thought I'd join you for a coffee. 1769 01:23:00,240 --> 01:23:03,280 I don't like you enough to get a coffee with you. 1770 01:23:05,121 --> 01:23:06,960 My mistake. 1771 01:23:09,600 --> 01:23:11,920 Solid burn. 1772 01:23:16,840 --> 01:23:19,320 Do we have confirmation that the London review is featuring 1773 01:23:19,400 --> 01:23:20,201 'stripping time?' 1774 01:23:20,280 --> 01:23:21,680 cc'd you on the email. 1775 01:23:21,760 --> 01:23:24,360 No, I'm looking at my inbox and it's not here, you sociopath. 1776 01:23:24,441 --> 01:23:27,881 Well, then you're either blind or just lying, as usual. 1777 01:23:27,960 --> 01:23:28,920 I don't lie. 1778 01:23:29,000 --> 01:23:30,400 You lie all the time. 1779 01:23:30,481 --> 01:23:32,497 You just don't see it as lying because you tell people what 1780 01:23:32,520 --> 01:23:33,600 they wanna hear. 1781 01:23:34,520 --> 01:23:35,760 Name one time I've done that. 1782 01:23:35,841 --> 01:23:38,800 You told me you weren't interested in Danny. 1783 01:23:39,121 --> 01:23:40,520 Wow. 1784 01:23:41,160 --> 01:23:42,640 Wow. 1785 01:23:42,720 --> 01:23:44,080 That is amazing. 1786 01:23:44,160 --> 01:23:46,177 You are actually gonna play this thing all the way through, 1787 01:23:46,200 --> 01:23:47,440 aren't you? 1788 01:23:47,520 --> 01:23:48,400 And see, that's what I don't get. 1789 01:23:48,480 --> 01:23:49,880 Throw me off my game, fine. 1790 01:23:49,961 --> 01:23:51,417 Flirt with me, mess with my head, whatever. 1791 01:23:51,440 --> 01:23:53,760 But why would you want to keep me from dating someone else? 1792 01:23:53,840 --> 01:23:55,240 Danny is nice! 1793 01:23:55,320 --> 01:23:56,121 And I'm not. 1794 01:23:56,200 --> 01:23:58,120 I thought you were... 1795 01:23:58,200 --> 01:24:00,280 Somewhere under the layers of psychological damage. 1796 01:24:00,360 --> 01:24:03,520 But it turns out you would just do whatever it takes to win and 1797 01:24:03,600 --> 01:24:04,680 make your daddy proud. 1798 01:24:04,761 --> 01:24:06,200 And you know what? 1799 01:24:06,281 --> 01:24:08,920 I am so glad that I threw up all over you 'cause I am this close 1800 01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:09,680 to doing it again! 1801 01:24:09,760 --> 01:24:11,000 What is wrong with you?! 1802 01:24:11,081 --> 01:24:12,480 I heard you with bexley! 1803 01:24:12,560 --> 01:24:13,961 And? 1804 01:24:14,040 --> 01:24:15,617 And I bet if he knew you'd had a hand all the way up my skirt, 1805 01:24:15,640 --> 01:24:17,200 he'd throw a parade in your honor! 1806 01:24:17,280 --> 01:24:19,600 - That's not... - Hey, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh! 1807 01:24:19,680 --> 01:24:21,697 I'm gonna need those projections on my desk by Friday. 1808 01:24:21,720 --> 01:24:22,601 I don't have the time. 1809 01:24:22,680 --> 01:24:23,680 Lucy can do it. 1810 01:24:23,760 --> 01:24:24,960 Hutton! 1811 01:24:25,040 --> 01:24:26,843 Care to grow some hair on your nuts and step up? 1812 01:24:26,920 --> 01:24:28,440 You know, Richard, I would love to, 1813 01:24:28,520 --> 01:24:30,760 but I doubt a nitwit in a push-up bra would be much help 1814 01:24:30,840 --> 01:24:32,240 to you. 1815 01:24:33,600 --> 01:24:37,401 Josh, projections, on my desk Friday. 1816 01:24:38,361 --> 01:24:40,585 There is no way in hell I am letting you and bexley destroy 1817 01:24:40,640 --> 01:24:42,000 this place. 1818 01:24:45,120 --> 01:24:49,040 I! See colorj' 1819 01:25:43,840 --> 01:25:45,080 Lucy? 1820 01:25:46,640 --> 01:25:48,257 You have a call at two with tls, unless you want me to take it. 1821 01:25:48,280 --> 01:25:49,520 I know the catalogue. 1822 01:25:49,600 --> 01:25:50,641 It's all yours. 1823 01:25:50,720 --> 01:25:52,320 Wait, do you know where Josh is? 1824 01:25:52,400 --> 01:25:54,280 I haven't seen him since yesterday. 1825 01:25:54,360 --> 01:25:55,840 That's weird, right? 1826 01:25:55,920 --> 01:25:57,033 The week of the presentation? 1827 01:25:57,081 --> 01:25:59,281 He's... he's up to something. 1828 01:25:59,360 --> 01:26:01,720 I wouldn't put it past him. 1829 01:26:02,320 --> 01:26:03,160 You ready for this? 1830 01:26:03,240 --> 01:26:04,560 Hell yes. 1831 01:26:04,641 --> 01:26:06,160 I will bring my a game. 1832 01:26:06,240 --> 01:26:08,400 That's what I like to hear. 1833 01:26:29,800 --> 01:26:31,241 Go get 'em, tiger! 1834 01:26:35,320 --> 01:26:36,721 Lucy! 1835 01:26:36,800 --> 01:26:38,417 This is my boyfriend's niece, Daisy... the one I told you 1836 01:26:38,440 --> 01:26:40,400 about for the internship. 1837 01:26:41,080 --> 01:26:42,280 This is Daisy? 1838 01:26:42,360 --> 01:26:44,200 Like the flower. 1839 01:26:54,800 --> 01:26:55,800 Absolutely not. 1840 01:26:55,880 --> 01:26:56,839 No, but you said that... 1841 01:26:56,881 --> 01:26:58,760 I got steamrolled and you know it. 1842 01:26:58,840 --> 01:27:01,080 I'm sorry, you seem like a lovely girl, 1843 01:27:01,160 --> 01:27:02,898 but you actually couldn't have picked a worse time. 1844 01:27:02,921 --> 01:27:05,241 And you still haven't turned in your monthly report. 1845 01:27:05,320 --> 01:27:06,297 Oh, yes, I wanted to talk to you about that... 1846 01:27:06,320 --> 01:27:07,418 No, don't worry about it. 1847 01:27:07,441 --> 01:27:08,457 I already talked to Alan, I got the numbers, 1848 01:27:08,480 --> 01:27:10,160 and I did the report myself... again. 1849 01:27:10,240 --> 01:27:11,680 You're such an angel. 1850 01:27:11,760 --> 01:27:13,160 No, I'm not an angel. 1851 01:27:13,240 --> 01:27:15,360 I'm a patsy and I am done. 1852 01:27:15,440 --> 01:27:16,880 It's a migraine or a sprained wrist. 1853 01:27:16,960 --> 01:27:19,200 I mean, three months ago, you couldn't turn in the report 1854 01:27:19,280 --> 01:27:21,620 because a bird flew in your face coming off the subway and you 1855 01:27:21,680 --> 01:27:23,280 were too distraught to concentrate. 1856 01:27:23,361 --> 01:27:24,600 It was a big bird... 1857 01:27:24,680 --> 01:27:26,338 And while I sympathize with your various plights... 1858 01:27:26,361 --> 01:27:27,960 You don't sound sympathetic. 1859 01:27:28,040 --> 01:27:29,200 She doesn't sound sympathetic. 1860 01:27:29,280 --> 01:27:31,721 I'm gonna have to ask you to do your job. 1861 01:27:34,080 --> 01:27:36,320 I'm disappointed in you. 1862 01:27:40,560 --> 01:27:42,200 Impressive. 1863 01:27:42,281 --> 01:27:43,440 Thank you. 1864 01:27:43,521 --> 01:27:45,600 Not that I... need your validation. 1865 01:27:45,680 --> 01:27:47,200 Thank you for coming. 1866 01:27:47,280 --> 01:27:48,160 Lucy hutton? 1867 01:27:48,240 --> 01:27:49,401 You're up next. 1868 01:27:49,480 --> 01:27:51,040 Okay. 1869 01:27:54,560 --> 01:27:56,320 One thing... 1870 01:27:56,920 --> 01:27:59,920 If you get this job, are you actually gonna let bexley gut 1871 01:28:00,000 --> 01:28:02,000 the literary department? 1872 01:28:02,640 --> 01:28:04,120 It's his business. 1873 01:28:04,200 --> 01:28:05,680 He can do what he wants with it. 1874 01:28:07,120 --> 01:28:08,280 Okay. 1875 01:28:08,360 --> 01:28:10,440 That's all I needed to know. 1876 01:28:11,880 --> 01:28:15,000 This is the first chapter of a new book from best-selling 1877 01:28:15,080 --> 01:28:17,480 author Emily powery. 1878 01:28:17,560 --> 01:28:22,000 I propose creating a cross-media platform so that people can 1879 01:28:22,080 --> 01:28:25,440 download e-books or audiobooks and then have conversations with 1880 01:28:25,520 --> 01:28:27,760 other readers and the writer. 1881 01:28:27,840 --> 01:28:28,880 How would that work? 1882 01:28:28,960 --> 01:28:30,760 Well, once you finished a chapter, 1883 01:28:30,840 --> 01:28:33,480 you are then directed to a community group to discuss the 1884 01:28:33,561 --> 01:28:34,560 story. 1885 01:28:34,640 --> 01:28:36,800 And the writer is part of that community. 1886 01:28:36,880 --> 01:28:38,680 They publish a chapter at a time, 1887 01:28:38,760 --> 01:28:40,400 like the old 19th century serials, 1888 01:28:40,480 --> 01:28:43,080 and then join the conversation with the readers before they 1889 01:28:43,161 --> 01:28:45,000 write the next chapter. 1890 01:28:45,081 --> 01:28:46,520 Interesting. 1891 01:28:46,601 --> 01:28:48,537 If you turn to section two of the document in front of you, 1892 01:28:48,560 --> 01:28:51,560 you will see the budget that I'm proposing. 1893 01:28:54,160 --> 01:28:57,720 They seriously grilled me on the numbers but... 1894 01:28:57,800 --> 01:28:59,160 I think I held my own. 1895 01:28:59,240 --> 01:29:00,480 I'm sure you blew them away. 1896 01:29:00,560 --> 01:29:02,402 And I have to say, whether or not I get this job, 1897 01:29:02,440 --> 01:29:04,400 this whole thing, it... 1898 01:29:04,480 --> 01:29:06,800 It did kinda wake me up. 1899 01:29:08,080 --> 01:29:09,760 Well, here's a little something. 1900 01:29:09,840 --> 01:29:11,080 Oh, my god. 1901 01:29:11,160 --> 01:29:12,119 A peacock edition? 1902 01:29:12,160 --> 01:29:13,520 Helen! 1903 01:29:14,000 --> 01:29:16,520 Oh, it's beautiful. 1904 01:29:16,600 --> 01:29:20,520 Mr. Darcy was such a great romantic hero: 1905 01:29:20,601 --> 01:29:22,600 Inscrutable, misunderstood. 1906 01:29:22,680 --> 01:29:23,880 I don't know. 1907 01:29:23,960 --> 01:29:26,120 I think she might be setting up a false expectation. 1908 01:29:26,200 --> 01:29:27,800 Sometimes... 1909 01:29:27,881 --> 01:29:29,241 Guy's just an asshole. 1910 01:29:29,320 --> 01:29:31,337 That has certainly been my experience. 1911 01:29:32,640 --> 01:29:35,360 And it's gonna look nice in your library. 1912 01:29:40,920 --> 01:29:42,800 It's a great promotion for you. 1913 01:29:42,880 --> 01:29:44,601 Thank you. 1914 01:29:44,680 --> 01:29:45,640 Lucy! 1915 01:29:45,720 --> 01:29:47,481 We were just about to come find you. 1916 01:29:50,200 --> 01:29:51,920 Congratulations. 1917 01:29:52,480 --> 01:29:54,120 You earned it. 1918 01:29:56,640 --> 01:29:59,640 We've all had a big decision to make today. 1919 01:29:59,720 --> 01:30:02,161 I think it goes without saying that this merger has been a 1920 01:30:02,240 --> 01:30:07,120 little bumpy, but I think that b&g is positioned now to become 1921 01:30:07,200 --> 01:30:10,000 a major literary powerhouse. 1922 01:30:10,080 --> 01:30:14,080 I know first-hand that no one is more savvy or tenacious than its 1923 01:30:14,160 --> 01:30:16,561 new managing director... 1924 01:30:18,560 --> 01:30:20,080 Lucy hutton. 1925 01:30:20,160 --> 01:30:22,280 - Congratulations, Lucy. - What? 1926 01:30:24,560 --> 01:30:26,640 Way to go, luce. 1927 01:30:27,200 --> 01:30:28,280 What? 1928 01:30:28,361 --> 01:30:29,760 Wait, but she just said that... 1929 01:30:29,840 --> 01:30:31,777 I took a job as acquisitions editor at Harper Collins last 1930 01:30:31,800 --> 01:30:32,320 week. 1931 01:30:32,400 --> 01:30:33,640 Son of a bitch. 1932 01:30:33,720 --> 01:30:35,638 So when you said you didn't need help beating me... 1933 01:30:35,680 --> 01:30:38,241 It's because I had decided to resign. 1934 01:30:38,320 --> 01:30:39,400 Why didn't you tell me? 1935 01:30:39,480 --> 01:30:41,521 That would be my fault. 1936 01:30:41,600 --> 01:30:43,120 I begged him not to say anything. 1937 01:30:43,200 --> 01:30:44,480 I am sorry, Lucy. 1938 01:30:44,560 --> 01:30:47,841 Just fighting with Josh lit such a fire under you, 1939 01:30:47,920 --> 01:30:50,960 I knew if you kept that drive, you'd beat everyone else and get 1940 01:30:51,040 --> 01:30:52,280 the job. 1941 01:30:52,361 --> 01:30:53,818 She would've kicked your ass too, Josh! 1942 01:30:54,360 --> 01:30:56,000 Fair enough. 1943 01:30:56,080 --> 01:31:00,000 Luce, you are the heart and soul of this place and everybody 1944 01:31:00,080 --> 01:31:01,320 knows it. 1945 01:31:01,401 --> 01:31:03,840 Just what the company needs: More heart and soul. 1946 01:31:03,920 --> 01:31:05,360 Richard... 1947 01:31:05,440 --> 01:31:06,520 Shut up. 1948 01:31:06,600 --> 01:31:08,480 In fact, always just keep your mouth shut, 1949 01:31:08,560 --> 01:31:09,760 as a general rule. 1950 01:31:10,800 --> 01:31:12,801 Hey... 1951 01:31:12,880 --> 01:31:13,960 You're fired! 1952 01:31:14,040 --> 01:31:15,681 Already quit, jackass. 1953 01:31:16,000 --> 01:31:18,120 Oh, shit... 1954 01:31:23,120 --> 01:31:25,480 You know what I just realized? 1955 01:31:25,560 --> 01:31:27,080 What's that? 1956 01:31:27,160 --> 01:31:29,521 You are the nice guy. 1957 01:31:29,600 --> 01:31:31,320 You take that back. 1958 01:31:31,400 --> 01:31:33,120 Nope. 1959 01:31:47,640 --> 01:31:48,360 Where are you off to? 1960 01:31:48,441 --> 01:31:50,160 Weekend at the cape. 1961 01:31:50,241 --> 01:31:51,800 See you on Monday! 1962 01:31:51,881 --> 01:31:53,360 Or Thursday. 1963 01:31:53,440 --> 01:31:54,977 No, no, no, we have a contract with o'brien, 1964 01:31:55,000 --> 01:31:56,297 so if he wants to switch publishers, 1965 01:31:56,320 --> 01:31:57,000 you're gonna have to buy him out. 1966 01:31:57,081 --> 01:31:58,400 Will you hold on a second? 1967 01:31:58,480 --> 01:32:00,297 This has a year's worth of sexual harassment claims against 1968 01:32:00,320 --> 01:32:01,040 Richard bexley. 1969 01:32:01,120 --> 01:32:01,560 Give it to the board? 1970 01:32:01,640 --> 01:32:02,800 Thanks. 1971 01:32:03,640 --> 01:32:06,120 That is due Wednesday. 1972 01:32:06,520 --> 01:32:10,200 So, it turns out love and hate aren't as similar as I 1973 01:32:10,280 --> 01:32:10,720 thought. 1974 01:32:10,801 --> 01:32:11,920 Son of a bitch! 1975 01:32:12,000 --> 01:32:13,577 Yeah, well, our legal team would beg differ. 1976 01:32:13,600 --> 01:32:15,298 Sure, they both get your blood pumping and make you 1977 01:32:15,321 --> 01:32:17,960 want to do crazy things to someone else's body. 1978 01:32:18,040 --> 01:32:19,320 Shove it up your semicolon! 1979 01:32:19,400 --> 01:32:20,440 No, no, no, no. 1980 01:32:20,520 --> 01:32:22,000 Think 30 percent higher. 1981 01:32:22,080 --> 01:32:23,480 But when you love someone, 1982 01:32:23,561 --> 01:32:27,320 and I mean really love someone, even when you fight, 1983 01:32:27,401 --> 01:32:28,920 you're still on the same team. 1984 01:32:29,000 --> 01:32:31,160 Look, if you wanna poach one of our writers, 1985 01:32:31,241 --> 01:32:33,080 you're gonna take a bath while doing it. 1986 01:32:33,161 --> 01:32:34,640 Interesting. 1987 01:32:34,720 --> 01:32:37,520 You know, I think I'm gonna need a few more details on that 1988 01:32:37,600 --> 01:32:38,960 particular proposal. 1989 01:32:39,040 --> 01:32:41,600 You should know that I never mix business with pleasure. 1990 01:32:41,680 --> 01:32:42,960 N ever? 1991 01:32:44,280 --> 01:32:45,320 How was your day? 1992 01:32:45,400 --> 01:32:47,120 Well, there's this new exec over at b&g. 1993 01:32:47,200 --> 01:32:48,640 She's being a real hard-ass. 1994 01:32:48,720 --> 01:32:49,960 Ugh, bfich. 1995 01:32:50,040 --> 01:32:51,401 Yours? 1996 01:32:51,480 --> 01:32:53,457 Oh, there's this snake at Harper Collins who's trying to 1997 01:32:53,480 --> 01:32:54,631 steal one of our best writers. 1998 01:32:54,681 --> 01:32:56,201 Aww, shortcake. 1999 01:32:56,280 --> 01:32:57,600 You want me to beat him up for you? 2000 01:32:58,720 --> 01:33:01,120 I don't want you fighting anyone but me. 138532