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♪ ONE FINE DAY
WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪
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♪ A BABY WAS BORN
AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪
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♪ NO BLUE BUG
AND NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪
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♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE,
LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... ♪
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
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♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪
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♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT,
GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
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♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER,
GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... ♪
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... ♪
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and NICKELODEON]
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( tuning radio... )
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♪ ...I'M LONELY, I'M LONESOME,
I'M ALONE... ( dog howls ) ♪
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♪ YOU KNOW, I'M LONELY THROUGH
AND THROUGH TO THE BONE ♪
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♪ LONELY'S MY MIDDLE NAME,
SOLITAIRE IS MY GAME ♪
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♪ AND, OH, MY FAVORITE COLOR
IS BLUE ♪
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♪ YOU KNOW, I'M LONELY
'CAUSE I NEVER KNOWED YOU ♪
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♪ YOU KNOW, I'M LONELY,
I'M LONELY, I'M DEPRESSED... ♪
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( grunting and groaning )
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♪ IN THE DUMPS ALL THE DAY... ♪
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( grunting and groaning... )
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♪ ...I'M LONELY
'CAUSE I NEVER KNOWED YOU... ♪
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( sighing )
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LUBE IS BLUE.
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♪ BOO-HOO, BOO-HOO-HOO. ♪
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( sniffing and panting... )
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THERE'S NOTHING LIKE
A LOVELY SUNDAY DRIVE, DOG!
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MAN, DO I LOVE THIS CAR!
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HI-HO DIGGETY
TO THAT, CAT! WHOA...
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EITHER I'M HAVING A SEIZURE
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OR THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG
WITH OUR CAR.
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( tires squealing )
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( engine backfiring )
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BOY, I WISH THIS WASN'T
THE ONLY GARAGE IN TOWN.
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HEY, LUBE...
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SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH OUR CAR.
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( grunting )
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( coughing )
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( sizzling,
exploding )
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( Lube screams )
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HOW BAD IS IT?
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UH... HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS
OF DOLLARS BAD.
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OH, WE CAN'T AFFORD THAT!
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( horn honks )
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FILL IT UP WITH
SUPER-EXPENSIVE
SUPREME.
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UH, YES, YOUR MAY-JESTY.
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HURRY UP-- MISS THING HERE
IS LATE FOR HER POLO GAME.
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( sheep baaing... )
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( heart thumping... )
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UH... THAT'S THE MOST
BEAUTIFUL THING I EVER SEEN
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SINCE CHEESY CRUST
PIZZA
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UH... ( grunts )
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GROAN.
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HEY, LUBE LOOKS SICK.
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AND MY HEART IS DOING
FUNNY FLIPPY FLOP THINGS.
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FLIP... FLOP...
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( chuckles )
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LUBE'S IN LOVE!
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( laughing )
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I AM?
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YUP...
BUT YOU GOT NO CHANCE.
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FACE IT.
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JUST LOOKING AT YOU
MAKES ME NAUSEOUS!
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I'D GIVE A LOT OF STUFF
TO HAVE HER LIKE ME
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BUT I GOTS NO CHANCE
AT ALL EVER.
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CAT...
CAN'T WE HELP HIM?
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NOT IN THIS PARTICULAR LIFETIME.
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WELL, MAYBE WE CAN HELP EACH
OTHER OUT, LUBE, OLD PAL, UM...
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AHEM, NOW ARE YOU AWARE
THAT I'M THE DOCTOR OF LOVE?
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AND I AM KNOWN AS
THE NURSE OF NOO-KY.
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DUH, I AM MORE THAN
NORMALLY CONFUS-ED.
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OKAY, HERE'S THE DEAL:
YOU FIX UP OUR CAR AND WE'LL
FIX YOU UP WITH THAT BEAUTY.
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( thumping and clanking )
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( creaking )
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DUH! OH, LET'S DO THE FIXING.
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Cat:
ALL RIGHT!
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WILL YOU ASSIST,
NURSE DOG?
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YUP, YUP, UH-HUH, UH-HUH,
YEAH, YEAH, YOU GOT IT!
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( clanking... )
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NOW FIRST,
YOU GOT TO LOOK CLASSY.
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OKAY, LET'S JUST
PRACTICE SOME LINES.
TRY THIS:
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AHEM...
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( in deep voice ):
YOU'RE A FASCINATING WOMAN.
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DUH, THANKS.
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OH, HO...
THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN.
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COME ON, REPEAT AFTER CAT, LUBE.
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( straining ):
YOU'RE...
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EE...
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A FASCINATING WOMAN!
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A...
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FASCINATING...
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FA...
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CHANGES OF PLANS.
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LET ME DO THE TALKING.
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YOU JUST LOOK SOPHISTICATED
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( yelps )
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HERE, PUT THIS ON
SO SHE WON'T SEE YOUR MOUTH.
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Man:
I REALLY MUST GET THE RECIPE
FOR THIS CHAMPAGNE.
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Man 2:
( laughs ) SO I SAID,
"IF YOU THINK I'M REPLACING
MY OWN DIVOT, YOU'RE CUCKOO."
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THERE IS HER WHO I LOVE
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WITH THE RED THING IN MY CHEST
THAT GOES BUMPY-WUMPY.
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( yawns )
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ER....
WHERE'S THE SWIMMING POOL?
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WHAT SWIMMING POOL?
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AREN'T THEY GOING TO PLAY
MARCO POLO?
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( sighs )
NO, DOG, JUST POLO POLO.
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YOU PLAY IT
ON HORSES.
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( gasps )
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( whinnying )
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BUT HORSES CAN'T SWIM.
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OH, FOR THE LOVE OF...
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Calling all rich
and snooty contestants.
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The polo match
is about to begin.
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DUH, WHERE'S MY HORSIE?
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( Cat and Dog grunting... )
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( in deep voice ):
GOOD AFTERNOON.
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MY NAME IS ERNST LUBOVICH, THIRD
EARL OF RIGATONI AND YOU ARE...
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( yawns )
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GRACE HEPBURN...
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AND I'M BORED.
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Cat ( whispers ):
KISS, DON'T LICK!
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Cat ( as Ernst ):
UH, SORRY, UH, THAT'S HOW
WE DO IT IN RIGATONI.
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ALLOW ME...
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WHAT KIND OF HORSE IS THAT?
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UM, IT'S A, UH...
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EAST ARABIAN...
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WEST INDIAN...
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TOY MINIATURE...
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DWARF STALLION...
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PONY.
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OH...
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( horses whinnying
and galloping )
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OKAY, LUBE, GIRLS LOVE A WINNER.
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SO LET'S WIN THIS THING!
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( in cultivated voice ):
HI-HO DIGGETY.
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( grunting and yelling... )
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( all gasp )
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PUT THE BISCUIT
IN THE BASKET,
LUBEY, BABY.
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( Lube laughs, grunts )
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( cheering and applause... )
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OH, THAT WAS MOMENTARILY
EXCITING... ( yawns )
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BUT NOW I AM BORED AGAIN.
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GOOD-BYE.
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Lube:
DUH, DON'T LEAVE, BEAUTIFUL
CHEESY CRUST PIZZA LADY.
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WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?
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Cat:
UH... THAT'S THE HIGHEST
COMPLIMENT IN RIGATONI.
( chuckles )
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( whispers ):
DO SOMETHING!
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Dog:
UH, MY, UH...
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MY LIMO'S IN THE SHOP
GETTING LIMOIZED.
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UH, MAY I BUM
A RIDE HOME?
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Cat ( aloud ):
GOOD THINKING.
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( whispers ):
I MEAN, GOOD THINKING.
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IF YOU WISH.
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DUH... ( whispering )
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IS IT ALL RIGHT IF I, UM...
BRING MY HORSE?
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( Dog and Lube
panting and laughing )
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DUH... IT'S NO USE.
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SHE DOES NOT WANT ME.
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I AM SAD...
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NOT TO WORRY, LUBE,
THIS WILL GET HER,
I GUARANTEE IT.
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AHEM... GRACE, I MUST CONFESS,
YOU ARE MY LOVE, MY LIFE...
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I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT YOU.
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I WANT TO CROWN YOU
WITH FLOWERS.
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( yawning )
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MAN, THIS IS
ONE ICY ICE QUEEN.
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I GIVE UP.
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I GIVE UP, TOO.
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( thump )
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( rattling and clanking )
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GREAT, ANOTHER SEIZURE!
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YUCK, WHAT A FILTHY
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GREASY MESS!
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SORRY, MA'AM,
I CAN'T FIX IT.
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( sighs )
OH, HOW BORING.
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UH, DUH, I'LL FIX IT.
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YOU?
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WAIT, LUBE,
DON'T BLOW YOUR COVER!
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DUH...
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LIKE A WISE MAN ONCE SAID...
( grunting )
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I AM WHAT I AM.
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AND I AM...
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A MECHANIC?A GREASER?
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A-LONE.
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DUH, WELL, HERE WE GO.
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( grunting... )
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CHANGE OILY THING...
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WIPE THE GREASE....
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( grunting... )
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I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
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YOU FIX CARS?
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UH, SORRY.
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I FIX CAR AND THEN I GO BYE-BYE.
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YOU'RE NOT GOING
ANYWHERE, MISTER!
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DUH, CAREFUL,
YOU'LL GET GREASY.
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THE GREASIER THE BETTER!
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DUH?
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ALL I'VE EVER NEEDED
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IS A MAN WHO'LL GET
DOWN AND DIRTY
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AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT!
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DUH... I CAN INTRODUCE YOU
TO SOME OTHER MECHANICS.
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NO, I LOVE YOU, ERNST LUBOVICH,
THIRD EARL OF RIGATONI!
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AW, I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING.
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YEAH... BUT WHEN IS IT GOING TO
BE OUR TURN FOR LOVE, DOG?
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UH, MAYBE TODAY?
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EASY, TRIGGER,
YOU'RE MAKING A BIG MISTAKE!
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( Cat and Dog yelping... )
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WHAT A TREAT!
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THE NEARBURG MUSEUM OF FINE ART
IS HAVING AN EXHIBITION
OF RARE YARN BALLS!
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ISN'T THAT FANTASTIC, DOG? DOG?
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( growling... )
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DOG, DON'T GET ME WRONG.
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I MEAN THIS IN THE NICEST
POSSIBLE WAY, BUT...
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YOU'RE REPULSIVE.
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JUST DOING WHAT COMES NATURAL.
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I WISH THAT YOU HAD
JUST ONE HOBBY
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THAT DIDN'T INVOLVE CHASING,
CHEWING OR ROLLING IN GARBAGE.
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I MEAN, JUST ONE
DROOL-FREE PASTIME.
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IF IT WOULD MAKE YOU HAPPY, CAT,
I'LL TRY.
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SAY... HOW ABOUT MY OLD
BUTTERFLY COLLECTOR KIT?
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UH, THAT'S A LITTLE TOO FELINE
FOR ME, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
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FINE... HEY, HOW ABOUT
THIS JIGSAW PUZZLE?
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LOOK, NO BUTTERFLIES. HMM?
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OH, WHAT'S THIS?
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CHEESE!
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MY OLD CAMERA! PERFECT!
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DOG, YOU WILL BE
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A PHOTOGRAPHER!
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OKEY-DOKEY!
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HOLA, FELLAS.
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WHAT'S GOING ON? OOH!
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HOLA, LOLA.
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00:13:42,466 --> 00:13:44,300
I'VE TURNED DOG INTO
QUITE THE PHOTOGRAPHER.
238
00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:48,600
I CALL IT
"A BONE, A SHOE AND A STICK."
239
00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:50,700
THAT IS A BEAUTIFUL START, DOG
240
00:13:50,900 --> 00:13:54,100
BUT DID YOU EVER THINK OF
TAKING PICTURES OF PEOPLE?
241
00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:57,166
A REAL ARTIST CAN CAPTURE
A PERSON'S TRUE NATURE.
242
00:13:57,366 --> 00:13:58,166
REALLY?
243
00:13:58,366 --> 00:13:59,633
OH, SURE.
244
00:13:59,833 --> 00:14:01,733
BUT YOU HAVE TO
BE CAREFUL.
245
00:14:01,933 --> 00:14:04,500
SOMETIMES PURSUING ART
CAN GET YOU IN A LOT
OF HOT WATER...
246
00:14:04,700 --> 00:14:05,466
QUESO!
247
00:14:06,866 --> 00:14:09,066
WELL, I HAVE TO BE FLYING.
248
00:14:09,266 --> 00:14:13,166
I'M MAKING DENTAL IMPRINTS OF
NEARBURG'S MOOSE POPULATION.
CIAO!
249
00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:20,500
WOW... NOW, THERE GOES SOMEBODY
WITH A LOT OF DIVERSE INTERESTS.
250
00:14:20,700 --> 00:14:21,966
SMILE, CAT!
251
00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:28,800
( snoring... )
252
00:14:31,266 --> 00:14:33,900
COME ON, BABY,
SLEEP FOR ME.
253
00:14:34,100 --> 00:14:36,133
THAT'S IT--
BEAUTIFUL! BEAUTIFUL!
254
00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:40,500
NOW GIVE ME THAT LOOK THAT SAYS
"I'M HAVING SOME SWEET DREAMS."
255
00:14:40,700 --> 00:14:44,566
I LOVE WHAT YOU'RE GIVING ME,
WHOA, WHOA, DON'T OVERDO IT!
256
00:14:44,766 --> 00:14:48,166
I... JUH... ENOUGH
WITH THE PICTURES ALREADY!
257
00:14:48,366 --> 00:14:50,000
I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!
258
00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:52,700
BUT YOU SAID I SHOULD PURSUE
MY NEW HOBBY.
259
00:14:52,900 --> 00:14:55,133
( sighs )
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THIS
260
00:14:55,333 --> 00:14:58,933
BUT I'M SICK OF SEEING
MY BEAUTIFUL FACE PLASTERED
ALL OVER THE WALLS!
261
00:15:01,566 --> 00:15:03,133
TAKE PICTURES
OF SOMEONE ELSE!
262
00:15:03,333 --> 00:15:04,200
( grunts )
263
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:05,433
RIGHTY-OH!
264
00:15:14,100 --> 00:15:16,533
NOW, WHERE'S HARVEY?
265
00:15:16,733 --> 00:15:18,733
HARVEY? HARVEY?!
266
00:15:18,933 --> 00:15:21,266
HARVEY! HARVEY! HARVEY!
267
00:15:21,466 --> 00:15:22,766
HARVEY?
268
00:15:22,966 --> 00:15:24,933
OH, OOH, THERE YOU ARE.
269
00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:27,566
THERE YOU ARE,
MY LITTLE DUCKY-WUCKY...
( kissing )
270
00:15:27,766 --> 00:15:29,466
OH, HOW I LOVE YOU...
( kissing )
271
00:15:29,666 --> 00:15:31,133
( gasps )
WHAT WAS THAT?
272
00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:32,733
COME ON, DOG.
READY TO GO?
273
00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:34,833
YOU BETCHA!
274
00:15:35,033 --> 00:15:37,400
( humming... )
275
00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:40,166
YEAH, SPARKLE, BABY...
276
00:15:40,366 --> 00:15:42,233
CHEESE, MORE CHEESE!
277
00:15:42,433 --> 00:15:44,600
HAVE YOU SEEN
MY MEAN BOB SPACESHIP?
278
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:47,200
NOPE. HAVE YOU SEEN
MY MEAN BOB RACE CAR?
279
00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:48,533
UH-UH.
280
00:15:48,733 --> 00:15:52,700
( both gasp, growl )
281
00:15:52,900 --> 00:15:55,566
( panting,
humming to music on TV... )
282
00:15:55,766 --> 00:15:58,933
I'M FEELING THE BURN, BABY!
283
00:15:59,133 --> 00:16:01,333
( humming... )
284
00:16:01,533 --> 00:16:03,666
( yelling... )
285
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,800
OOH... AHH!
286
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,300
( Rancid laughing )
287
00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:12,966
CHEER UP, SENIOR CITIZENS.
288
00:16:13,166 --> 00:16:15,866
THE CANDY APPLE CLOWN IS HERE.
289
00:16:20,700 --> 00:16:23,100
( laughing... )
290
00:16:24,666 --> 00:16:25,700
( camera clicking... )
291
00:16:25,900 --> 00:16:27,866
COME HERE, LITTLE MOOSEY
292
00:16:28,066 --> 00:16:31,200
AND LET ME GET A GANDER
AT YOUR MOOSE CHOPPERS.
293
00:16:37,333 --> 00:16:38,800
Cliff ( muffled ):
SOMEDAY
294
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,333
THIS WILL ALL BE WORTH IT.
295
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:41,500
TIGHTEN THIS HERE...
296
00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:42,766
UH... EEE...
297
00:16:42,966 --> 00:16:44,133
Lube:
UH... HEY!
298
00:16:44,333 --> 00:16:45,966
( Shriek snoring )
299
00:16:46,166 --> 00:16:48,066
HEY!
300
00:16:48,266 --> 00:16:49,200
( grunts )
301
00:16:51,533 --> 00:16:54,733
( snoring )
302
00:16:54,933 --> 00:16:57,500
DEVELOPING TIME.
303
00:16:57,700 --> 00:17:00,366
FIRST, EXPOSE THE NEGATIVE.
304
00:17:00,566 --> 00:17:02,400
THEN PUT IT
IN THE DEVELOPING SOLUTION...
305
00:17:04,233 --> 00:17:05,766
TA-DA!
306
00:17:05,966 --> 00:17:08,933
HEY, CAT, COME ON
INTO THE DARKROOM.
307
00:17:11,233 --> 00:17:13,433
OOPS, GOT TO REMEMBER
TO KEEP THE DARKROOM DARK.
308
00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:16,966
FIRST, EXPOSE THE NEGATIVE...
309
00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:21,366
WELL, DOG, TONIGHT'S THE BIG
OPENING OF YOUR PHOTO EXHIBIT.
310
00:17:21,566 --> 00:17:26,500
I KNEW YOU'D "CLICK"
WITH PHOTOGRAPHY.
( laughs )
311
00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:28,166
( laughing )
312
00:17:28,366 --> 00:17:30,433
YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE, CAT.
313
00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:34,833
COME ON, I CAN'T WAIT TO
TAKE PICTURE OF PEOPLE'S
REACTIONS TO MY ARTWORK.
314
00:17:35,033 --> 00:17:35,800
LET'S GO!
315
00:17:37,366 --> 00:17:38,566
( Cat laughs )
316
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:40,666
OH, THIS ONE'S GREAT!
317
00:17:40,866 --> 00:17:42,533
LOOK AT WINSLOW!
318
00:17:42,733 --> 00:17:44,466
( laughing )
319
00:17:44,666 --> 00:17:45,933
OH, OR THIS ONE, THIS ONE...
( laughing )
320
00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:47,633
EDDIE LOOKS RIDICULOUS!
321
00:17:47,833 --> 00:17:50,400
AND LOOK, LOLA,
SHE'S KISSING A MOOSE!
322
00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:52,566
I LOVE THIS! LOOK AT THIS!
323
00:17:52,766 --> 00:17:54,600
( laughing )
THAT'S GREAT!
324
00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:58,433
THAT'S HILARIOUS!
OH, DOG, DOG... ( laughing )
325
00:17:58,633 --> 00:18:02,000
YES, I USED
THE HEAVY SHADOWS TO
INCREASE THE INTENSITY.
326
00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:04,533
OH, MY GOSH, LOOK AT RANDOLPH,
LOOK AT RANDOLPH!
327
00:18:04,733 --> 00:18:06,166
HE'S A CUE BALL,
HE'S A CUE BALL!
328
00:18:06,366 --> 00:18:08,000
( laughs )
329
00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:10,400
Dog:
HERE I WAS TRYING TO USE
THE NEGATIVE SPACE
330
00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:12,500
TO SUGGEST
THE ETERNAL STRUGGLE.
331
00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:14,400
( laughing ):
AND THE GREASERS!
332
00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:15,833
OH, NO, OH, LOOK AT THIS!
333
00:18:16,033 --> 00:18:17,733
LOOK AT THE GREASERS, LOOK...
334
00:18:17,933 --> 00:18:20,433
OH, OH, OH...
GET A LOAD OF CLIFF'S RETAINER!
335
00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:21,800
I CAN'T TAKE IT!
( laughs )
336
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,466
WHAT THE HECK IS THIS?
337
00:18:24,666 --> 00:18:29,833
Dog:
I REALLY GOT BEHIND THE CAT MASK
HERE TO WHAT MAKES YOU TICK.
338
00:18:30,033 --> 00:18:30,966
DON'T YOU THINK?
339
00:18:31,166 --> 00:18:32,100
( growling )
340
00:18:32,300 --> 00:18:33,466
TAKE IT DOWN.
341
00:18:33,666 --> 00:18:34,700
WHY?
342
00:18:34,900 --> 00:18:36,466
BECAUSE I LOOK RIDICULOUS.
343
00:18:36,666 --> 00:18:37,700
THAT'S WHY.
344
00:18:37,900 --> 00:18:39,900
EVERYONE WILL LAUGH AT ME!
345
00:18:40,100 --> 00:18:42,366
CHICKS ARE GOING TO BE HERE,
FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE.
346
00:18:42,566 --> 00:18:44,066
BUT CAT, THAT'S HOW YOU LOOK.
347
00:18:44,266 --> 00:18:46,066
IT'S YOUR TRUE NATURE.
348
00:18:46,266 --> 00:18:50,933
IF YOU LEAVE THAT PICTURE UP,
I'LL SHOW YOU MY TRUE NATURE!
349
00:18:51,133 --> 00:18:52,833
DON'T WORRY, CAT.
350
00:18:53,033 --> 00:18:55,433
EVERYONE'S GOING TO
LOVE THE PICTURES,
YOU'LL SEE.
351
00:18:55,633 --> 00:18:57,900
Cliff:
HEY, CHECK OUT THE CAT!
( laughing )
352
00:18:58,100 --> 00:19:00,933
( all laughing )
353
00:19:01,133 --> 00:19:04,100
HE LOOKS EVEN DOOFIER
THAN NORMAL. ( laughs )
354
00:19:04,300 --> 00:19:09,533
UH, DUH, YEAH,
DUH, WHAT A DOPE.
( laughs )
355
00:19:17,066 --> 00:19:18,933
( whimpers )
356
00:19:21,966 --> 00:19:24,833
( all laughing... )
357
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:31,533
DID YOU SEE CLIFF
IN THAT RETAINER?
358
00:19:31,733 --> 00:19:32,733
YEAH.
( laughs )
359
00:19:35,033 --> 00:19:37,200
HEY...
360
00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:39,566
THAT'S YOU WITH MY RACE CAR,
YOU THIEF!
361
00:19:39,766 --> 00:19:42,500
YEAH, WELL, LOOK
WHO STOLE MY SPACESHIP!
362
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:46,533
( growls )
363
00:19:46,733 --> 00:19:49,833
BEAUTIFUL! THE PASSION!
364
00:19:50,033 --> 00:19:51,133
( both growl )
365
00:19:51,333 --> 00:19:53,433
WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?!
366
00:19:53,633 --> 00:19:57,266
I DEMAND THIS PICTURE
BE REMOVED POST HASTY!
367
00:19:57,466 --> 00:19:59,933
WORK WITH ME,
WINSLOW!
368
00:20:00,133 --> 00:20:01,566
HEY, WHAT THE...?!
369
00:20:01,766 --> 00:20:03,833
SOMEBODY'S GOING TO GET POUNDED!
370
00:20:04,033 --> 00:20:07,133
DUH, I LOOK STUPID.
371
00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:08,933
( laughs )
372
00:20:09,133 --> 00:20:12,033
SASSY... SASSY...
373
00:20:12,233 --> 00:20:13,866
WHOA... NOT TOO SASSY...
374
00:20:14,066 --> 00:20:17,466
THIS... THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!
375
00:20:17,666 --> 00:20:19,300
THIS PICTURE IS HUMILIATING!
376
00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:21,433
I DON'T LOVE IT!
377
00:20:21,633 --> 00:20:24,133
( laughs )
378
00:20:24,333 --> 00:20:26,166
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HELPED
WITH THE ELDERLY.
379
00:20:26,366 --> 00:20:27,900
YOU OLD SOFTY.
380
00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:30,300
WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?!
I'M NO SOFTY!
381
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:33,100
I BRING THEM CANDY APPLES
ONE WEEK...
382
00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:36,733
NEXT WEEK I SELL THEM
NEW DENTURES-- WHAT A SCAM.
383
00:20:36,933 --> 00:20:39,600
FOR A RABBIT, YOU'RE A BIG...
384
00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:41,166
WHAT THE...?
385
00:20:41,366 --> 00:20:43,266
I NEVER KISSED A MOOSE
IN MY LIFE!
386
00:20:43,466 --> 00:20:46,366
OKAY, WELL, ONCE,
BUT IT WAS IN THE SCHOOL PLAY.
387
00:20:46,566 --> 00:20:47,700
YOU LIED!
388
00:20:47,900 --> 00:20:49,133
YOU LIED FIRST!
389
00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:50,700
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
390
00:20:50,900 --> 00:20:53,700
UNBELIEVABLE!
WHAT PASSION!
391
00:20:53,900 --> 00:20:55,633
YOU WANT PASSION?!
392
00:20:55,833 --> 00:20:57,866
I'LL PASSIONATELY
POUND YOU!
393
00:20:58,066 --> 00:20:59,600
ME, TOO!
394
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,300
I MIGHT DO
A LITTLE POUNDING MYSELF.
395
00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:04,300
HEY, WHAT'S EVERYONE
SO MAD ABOUT?
396
00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:05,666
IT'S JUST ART.
397
00:21:05,866 --> 00:21:07,166
( whimpering )
398
00:21:07,366 --> 00:21:08,400
( grunts )
399
00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:13,000
OH, NO!
400
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:16,466
EVERYONE IS FURIOUS
AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT.
401
00:21:16,666 --> 00:21:18,200
OH, WHAT HAVE I DONE?
402
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:20,833
DOG, THESE PICTURES
ARE FABULOUS!
403
00:21:21,033 --> 00:21:22,666
I WANT TO PUBLISH YOU.
404
00:21:22,866 --> 00:21:25,066
IMAGINE-- A BOOK OF
PHOTOGRAPHS OF PEOPLE
405
00:21:25,266 --> 00:21:27,200
AND THE HUMILIATING
THINGS THEY DO.
406
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:29,100
WE'LL MAKE MILLIONS!
407
00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:33,300
SORRY, MISTER, THIS WHOLE THING
IS A HUGE MISTAKE.
408
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:36,766
I THOUGHT MY PICTURES
WOULD BRING YOU JOY
409
00:21:36,966 --> 00:21:39,966
BUT THEY HAVE ONLY
MADE YOU MISERABLE.
410
00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:44,900
I PROMISE I'LL NEVER
TAKE ANOTHER PHOTOGRAPH
AS LONG AS I LIVE.
411
00:21:46,300 --> 00:21:48,733
DID HE SAY MILLIONS?
412
00:21:48,933 --> 00:21:50,533
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED
TO BE IN A BOOK.
413
00:21:50,733 --> 00:21:53,400
UH, I CAN'T FIT IN A BOOK.
414
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:56,133
OH, THIS IS FANTASTIC!
415
00:21:56,333 --> 00:21:58,833
WE'LL BE WORLD-RENOWNED!
416
00:21:59,033 --> 00:22:01,733
HEY, IF DANCING AROUND
IN MY TIGHTY-WIGHTIES
417
00:22:01,933 --> 00:22:03,700
IS ALL IT TAKES TO BE FAMOUS
418
00:22:03,900 --> 00:22:05,066
THEN I'M IN!
419
00:22:05,266 --> 00:22:07,666
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
420
00:22:07,866 --> 00:22:09,233
WE'LL NEED MORE
PICTURES, DOG.
421
00:22:09,433 --> 00:22:10,300
ARE YOU UP FOR IT?
422
00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:12,433
I, UH, GUESS SO.
423
00:22:12,633 --> 00:22:17,200
YEAH, AND I GOT A BALLET OUTFIT
THAT MAKES ME LOOK RIDICULOUS.
424
00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:20,300
YOU SHOULD SEE ME
IN MY FOOTY PAJAMAS!
425
00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:26,266
UH, YOU SEE ME
IN HER FOOTY PAJAMAS.
( laughs )
426
00:22:26,466 --> 00:22:27,833
GRAB YOUR CAMERA
427
00:22:28,033 --> 00:22:29,600
AND GET A LOAD OF THIS!
428
00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:30,933
TA-DA!
429
00:22:31,133 --> 00:22:33,333
OKAY, SNAP, SNAP...
430
00:22:33,533 --> 00:22:34,833
FLASH, FLASH!
431
00:22:35,033 --> 00:22:36,633
THERE YOU GO, POSE!
432
00:22:36,833 --> 00:22:38,766
YEAH, YEAH, LET THE CAMERA
DO THE WORK!
433
00:22:38,966 --> 00:22:40,133
YEAH, THE CAMERA
LOVES YOU!
434
00:22:40,333 --> 00:22:41,500
HEY, GET A LOAD OF THIS!
435
00:22:41,700 --> 00:22:42,833
GET OUT OF MY WAY!
436
00:22:43,033 --> 00:22:44,733
DO I HAVE ANYTHING IN MY TEETH?
437
00:22:44,933 --> 00:22:46,533
I'M MUCH MORE HUMILIATING
THAN THEM.
438
00:22:46,733 --> 00:22:49,466
DUH, LOOKY,
LOOKY WHAT I CAN DO!
439
00:22:49,666 --> 00:22:51,033
UH, RIGHT OVER HERE!
440
00:22:51,233 --> 00:22:53,366
KEEP YOUR CAMERA ON THE MONEY.
441
00:22:53,566 --> 00:22:55,033
RIGHT HERE... ME! ME!
442
00:22:55,233 --> 00:22:57,833
CHEESE, CHEESE...
443
00:22:58,033 --> 00:22:58,966
CHEESE...
444
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:07,866
♪ ONE FINE DAY
WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪
445
00:23:08,066 --> 00:23:09,666
♪ A BABY WAS BORN
AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪
446
00:23:09,866 --> 00:23:11,933
♪ NO BLUE BUG
AND NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪
447
00:23:12,133 --> 00:23:13,233
♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE,
LITTLE CATDOG ♪
448
00:23:13,433 --> 00:23:17,400
♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... ♪
449
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:20,133
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
450
00:23:20,333 --> 00:23:22,866
♪ OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
451
00:23:23,066 --> 00:23:24,833
♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪
452
00:23:25,033 --> 00:23:26,700
♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT,
GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
453
00:23:26,900 --> 00:23:28,200
♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER,
GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪
454
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:31,066
♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... ♪
455
00:23:31,266 --> 00:23:33,800
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG... ♪
456
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:37,766
[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
457
00:23:37,966 --> 00:23:39,733
and NICKELODEON]
458
00:23:39,933 --> 00:23:41,700
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
459
00:23:41,900 --> 00:23:45,133
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WGBH Educational Foundation]
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