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♪ ONE FINE DAY,
WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪
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♪ A BABY WAS BORN
AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪
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♪ NO BLUE BUZZARD,
NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪
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♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE,
LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... ♪
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♪ CATDOG ♪
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
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♪ OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
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♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪
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♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT,
GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
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♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER,
GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... ♪
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♪ CATDOG ♪
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
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♪ CATDOG... ♪
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♪ CATDOG ♪
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and NICKELODEON]
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( munching noisily )
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WHERE...?
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I KNOW I'VE GOT IT
AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
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DOG! DOG, HAVE YOU SEEN
MY ICE SKATES?
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WHAT ARE YOU EATING?
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I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
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( belches )
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FOUND YOUR SKATES!
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EWW.
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( door opens )
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CATDOG, YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME!
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WHAT'S THE MATTER,
DUNGLAP?
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I DIDN'T FINISH
MY HOMEWORK.
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SCHOOL STARTS IN FIVE MINUTES.
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MRS. GROCK IS GOING TO KILL ME.
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OH, MRS. GROCK!
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WASN'T SHE THE ONE
WITH THE RULER?
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THAT'S HER--
BUT SHE USES
A WHIP NOW!
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I'D GIVE ANYTHING
TO GET OUT OF
THIS FIX.
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I SMELL GENIUS!
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( laughs insincerely )
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MR. D., WORRY
NO MORE.
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FOR THE SMALL FEE
OF 25 SIMOLEONS
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ALL YOUR PROBLEMS
WILL BE SOLVED.
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MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE.
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( laughs maniacally )
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YOU SURE THIS
WILL WORK?
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NEVER YOU MIND.
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ON YOUR MERRY WAY,
DUNGLAP, MY BOY.
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TODDLE OFF TO SCHOOL AND
LEAVE EVERYTHING TO ME.
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HA! DOG!
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I'VE HAD ANOTHER ONE
OF MY BRILLIANT IDEAS!
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OH, BOY.
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TIME TO TURN IN YOUR HOMEWORK.
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AND YOU'D BETTER HAVE IT...
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OR ELSE!
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THAT DARN CAT-- RIPPED ME OFF.
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25 BUCKS DOWN THE DRAIN.
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DUNGLAP, WHERE'S YOUR HOMEWORK?
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UH... UM...
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LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE IS
GOING TO BE WHIPPED...
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AND EXPELLED.
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( all gasp )
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IT'S, UM...
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Cat:
HI-HO DIGGITY!
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( students gasp )
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A DOG ATE MY HOMEWORK!
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( steam whistle blows )
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NOW, THAT'S AN EXCUSE!
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HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU...?
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( students cheering )
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ALL RIGHT.
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( phone ringing )
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A DOG ATE IT, INC.--
HOLD, PLEASE.
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( phones ringing )
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DOG ATE IT, HABLAMOS ESPAÑOL.
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DOG ATE IT.
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( slurping )
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I THINK
HE COULD EAT THAT.
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( laughs triumphantly )
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DOGGLES, WE HIT
THE JACKPOT!
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Man ( with French accent ):
ATTENTION, STUDENTS.
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TIME FOR THE
SOUFFLE SPECIAL--
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EXCELLENT JOB
ON YOUR HOMEWORK.
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A DOG ATE MY HOMEWORK!
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( orchestra playing )
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( with German accent ):
WUNDERBAR!
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YOU ALL DID YOUR HOMEWORK.
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( chuckling )
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GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.
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( blowing )
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AAH!
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( orchestra stops playing )
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A DOG ATE
MY HOMEWORK.
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( others cheering )
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HOMEWORK IS NOW DUE.
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A DOG ATE
MY HOMEWORK!
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Cat:
DOG, WE'RE RICH!
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LOOK AT THIS COLLECTION
OF FRANKLINS!
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100, 200, 300.
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MR. FRANKLIN, YOU ARE
ONE GOOD-LOOKING GUY.
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CAT...
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WHAT? WHAT?
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I WAS THINKING:
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SHOULDN'T PEOPLE DO
THEIR HOMEWORK?
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NOT IF THEY HAVE A GOOD EXCUSE.
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OH!
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( helicopter whirring above )
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DID YOU HEAR THAT?
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AREA SECURED--
BRING OUT THE PRESIDENT.
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( feedback whines )
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OKAY, HERE'S THE DEAL.
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I DIDN'T DO MY HOMEWORK FOR THIS
BIG STATE OF THE UNION SPEECH
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SO I NEED YOUR HELP.
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ALL I'VE GOT SO FAR IS "FOUR
SCORE AND SEVEN YEARS AGO."
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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IT FEELS LIKE
IT'S BEEN DONE BEFORE.
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YOU DIDN'T DO YOUR
HOMEWORK, MR. PRESIDENT?
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OH, IT'S THOSE DARN VIDEO
GAMES-- I'M HOOKED ON THEM.
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IT WILL BE AN HONOR TO
HELP YOU, MR. PRESIDENT.
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I'LL PAY YOU
BIG BUCKS.
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SO WHAT? NEXT YEAR WE CUT BACK
ON THE SCHOOLS AND HOSPITALS.
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( sniffing )
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( sniffing )
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SEE YOU TOMORROW AT THE CAPITOL.
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BE ON TIME,
OR YOU'LL DO TIME.
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( helicopter whirring )
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DOG, NOW WE'VE REALLY
HIT THE JACKPOT.
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CAT, I FEEL WEIRD.
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MY PAWS ARE SWEATY
AND MY THROAT IS DRY
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AND I FEEL NAUSEOUS.
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ALL RIGHT, FINE, FINE.
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LET ME SEE, UH...
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( belches )
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OOH!
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( laughing ):
PROBABLY JUST
TOO MUCH HOMEWORK
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BUT YOU CAN'T
GET SICK NOW--
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YOU'VE GOT MY BIGGEST JOB
OF THE YEAR COMING UP.
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Man:
THIS DOG IS 100%
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A-OKAY.
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Dog:
BUT I FEEL SO BAD, DOCTOR.
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HE SAID YOU'RE FINE--
COME ON, LET'S GO.
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Doctor:
OF COURSE, IT COULD BE
A MORAL CRISIS.
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SOMETHING BOTHERING YOU?
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CONSCIENCE TROUBLES?
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UH... NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT...
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Cat:
THANKS, DOG, I'M LATE.
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TOO BAD
I HAVE TO GO.
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I HAVE A DATE
WITH THE PRESIDENT.
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WHO DOESN'T?
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HELLO, WORLD.
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THE COMMANDER IN CHIEF
IS ABOUT TO MAKE
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HIS MOST IMPORTANT SPEECH EVER,
AND I LOVE IT.
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WHERE IS THAT MANGY MUTT?
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NOT HERE, SIR.
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AND YOU HAVE TO GO ON.
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TESTING, TESTING.
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( feedback whines )
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ONE, TWO, THREE.
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( blows )
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UH, FOUR...
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( laughs nervously )
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UH, FIVE...
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SIX...
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SEVEN...
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♪ MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB... ♪
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EIGHT...
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Dog:
ARE WE DOING
A GOOD THING, CAT?
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IF PEOPLE DON'T DO
THEIR HOMEWORK
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HOW WILL THEY
GET SMARTERER?
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DOG, DOG, DOG.
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THE WORLD NEEDS STUPID PEOPLE.
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THEY'RE LIKE
SOCIETY'S GLUE.
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YOU KNOW,
STUPID GLUE.
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President:
303, 304, 305...
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Crowd:
SPEECH, SPEECH, SPEECH!
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
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FOUR SCORE AND
SEVEN YEARS AGO...
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( booing loudly )
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WE'VE ALREADY HEARD IT!
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OKAY.
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HOW ABOUT "FIVE SCORE
AND SIX YEARS AGO"?
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( crowd boos angrily )
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WELL, THEN...
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♪ TEA FOR TWO ♪
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♪ AND TWO FOR TEA... ♪
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( booing continues )
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♪ TEA FOR TWO ♪
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♪ AND TWO FOR TEA... ♪
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THIS IS THE MOST
EMBARRASSING THING
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I'VE EVER SEEN
A PRESIDENT DO.
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YOU'RE, UH...
NEW HERE, RIGHT?
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( gasps )
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CATDOG AT
TWO O'CLOCK.
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Cat:
COMING THROUGH!
EXCUSE ME! MAKE WAY!
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OH, THANK GOODNESS,
NOW IT'S TIME FOR MY SPEECH.
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GOT IT RIGHT HERE, SEE?
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CAT, I DON'T THINK
I CAN DO THIS.
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WELL, THEN DON'T THINK,
JUST EAT.
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NO, I QUIT!
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MY HOMEWORK-EATING
DAYS ARE OVER.
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DOG, DOG!
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DO IT FOR
THE PRESIDENT.
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DO IT FOR THE COUNTRY!
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DO IT FOR THE MONEY.
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NO, NO AND NO!
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COME ON, COME ON.
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COME ON!
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( crowd shouting )
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IF YOU WANT SOMETHING DONE RIGHT
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YOU GOT TO DO IT YOURSELF.
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( crash; crowd quiets )
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( munching noisily,
gagging, gulping )
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AAH!
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OH, MAN.
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A CAT ATE MY HOMEWORK.
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( cricket chirping
amid stillness )
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A CAT?!
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THAT'S NO EXCUSE!
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CATS DON'T EAT HOMEWORK!
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YOU'RE CRAZY!
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( crowd jeering )
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( loud kick )
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( CatDog screaming )
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CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?
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HE CHEATS, AND WE'RE THE
ONES THAT GET THROWN OUT.
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( kick )
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WHAT? WHAT? WHA...?!
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OW!
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MAKES YOU PROUD TO BE A CITIZEN.
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WELL, I HOPE YOU
LEARNED YOUR LESSON:
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CHEATERS NEVER PROSPER.
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REAL GOOD WORK,
BOYS.
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I WAS THIS CLOSE
TO ACHIEVING WORLD PEACE.
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OH, WELL.
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BACK TO CLOWN SCHOOL.
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( laughing )
( crying )
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Cat:
AH... SPACE.
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IT'S SO... SPACIOUS.
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AH, THE PEANUT--
NUTTIEST OF ALL NUTS.
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QUIET, DOG!
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COULD YOU STOP
THROWING THOSE PEANUTS
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ALL OVER THE PLACE?
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I'M TRYING TO ADMIRE
SOME HEAVENLY BODIES.
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WOW, YOU CAN SEE THE BEACH
WITH THAT THING?!
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LET ME LOOK.
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( clang )
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( crash )
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HEY, BE CAREFUL
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WITH WINSLOW'S
NEW TELESCOPE
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THAT I'M USING
WITHOUT HIS PERMISSION.
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SORRY.
252
00:12:40,900 --> 00:12:42,633
WOWIE CABOODLES!
253
00:12:42,833 --> 00:12:44,566
I CAN SEE A STAR
254
00:12:44,766 --> 00:12:46,500
AND ANOTHER STAR
255
00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:49,433
AND THE BIG BLACK CLOUD
THAT LOOKS LIKE A SKULL
256
00:12:49,633 --> 00:12:50,733
WITH SCARY TEETH
257
00:12:50,933 --> 00:12:52,666
AND ANOTHER STAR...
258
00:12:52,866 --> 00:12:54,000
GIVE ME THAT.
259
00:12:57,066 --> 00:12:59,533
IT MUST BE A SIGN...
260
00:13:00,933 --> 00:13:02,100
AN OMEN.
261
00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:04,000
QUICK, WE MUST CONSULT
262
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:06,033
NOSTRADUMMY'S
BIG BOOK OF PREDICTIONS.
263
00:13:10,133 --> 00:13:12,566
NOSTRADUMMY
MADE PREDICTIONS
264
00:13:12,766 --> 00:13:14,733
THOUSANDS
OF YEARS AGO.
265
00:13:14,933 --> 00:13:18,266
Nostradummy:
I PREDICT THAT
MOUNTAINS WILL FLY
266
00:13:18,466 --> 00:13:21,733
TREES WILL SPEAK JAPANESE
267
00:13:21,933 --> 00:13:25,900
AND A CAT AND DOG
WILL BE JOINED AS ONE.
268
00:13:28,533 --> 00:13:29,966
WELL, ONE OUT
OF EVERY THREE
269
00:13:30,166 --> 00:13:31,700
OF HIS PREDICTIONS
CAME TRUE.
270
00:13:31,900 --> 00:13:33,166
KONNICHI WA,
CATDOG-SAN.
271
00:13:33,366 --> 00:13:34,633
MAKE THAT TWO OUT OF THREE.
272
00:13:37,666 --> 00:13:40,566
ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE--
"CARTOONS," "CLAMPET"...
273
00:13:40,766 --> 00:13:42,633
"CLOUDS," "CLOUDS"!
274
00:13:42,833 --> 00:13:46,100
"A BLACK CLOUD IN THE SHAPE
OF A SKULL WITH SCARY TEETH
275
00:13:46,300 --> 00:13:49,700
MEANS THE RAIN
TO END ALL RAINS."
276
00:13:49,900 --> 00:13:51,566
( teeth chattering )
277
00:13:51,766 --> 00:13:53,566
OH, NO.
278
00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:56,200
"ONE HOUR AFTER
THE DEATH CLOUD IS SIGHTED
279
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:57,966
"THE SKY SHALL OPEN
280
00:13:58,166 --> 00:14:00,666
AND THE WATERS OF DOOM
SHALL COVER THE EARTH."
281
00:14:00,866 --> 00:14:02,233
OOH, WHY DOES IT
HAVE TO BE WATER?
282
00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:07,433
CAT, CAT, WHAT ARE
WE GOING TO DO?
283
00:14:07,633 --> 00:14:10,166
FIND A REALLY BIG UMBRELLA?
284
00:14:10,366 --> 00:14:12,600
NO, WE'VE GOT
TO WARN EVERYBODY.
285
00:14:15,833 --> 00:14:17,166
THROW ANOTHER
STRIKE--
286
00:14:17,366 --> 00:14:19,233
COME ON, PUT SOME
ENGLISH ON IT.
287
00:14:19,433 --> 00:14:20,700
CLIFF, YOU'RE
THE BEST
288
00:14:20,900 --> 00:14:21,866
YOU'RE
THE KING!
289
00:14:22,066 --> 00:14:23,066
YOU'RE THE CHAMP.
290
00:14:23,266 --> 00:14:23,933
YOU GOT THE FORM...
291
00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:26,900
SILENCE!
292
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:28,800
I NEED TOTAL CONCENTRATION
293
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,433
IF I'M TO WIN YET ANOTHER
LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP.
294
00:14:31,633 --> 00:14:33,566
( bowling pins crashing )
295
00:14:33,766 --> 00:14:34,266
Dog:
EVERYBODY!
296
00:14:41,733 --> 00:14:42,466
HUH?!
297
00:14:48,066 --> 00:14:50,433
NO ONE COULD PICK UP THAT SPARE!
298
00:14:50,633 --> 00:14:53,233
THE SEVEN-TEN SPLIT IS
AN IMPOSSIBLE SHOT.
299
00:14:56,033 --> 00:14:57,233
( cheering )
300
00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:03,233
( growling )
301
00:15:03,433 --> 00:15:05,133
CATBUTT!
302
00:15:05,333 --> 00:15:08,700
THE RAIN TO END ALL
RAINS IS A-COMIN'.
303
00:15:08,900 --> 00:15:10,733
NO, REALLY-- THE END IS NEAR.
304
00:15:10,933 --> 00:15:12,866
NO-- THE END IS HERE
305
00:15:13,066 --> 00:15:14,900
AT LEAST
FOR YOUSE TWO.
306
00:15:15,100 --> 00:15:16,700
OH, IT'S YOUR FAULT
307
00:15:16,900 --> 00:15:19,033
I'M STUCK WITH
AN IMPOSSIBLE
SEVEN-TEN SPLIT.
308
00:15:19,233 --> 00:15:20,900
NO, LOOK-- WE'RE SERIOUS.
309
00:15:21,100 --> 00:15:22,800
WE SAW A SIGN IN THE SKY.
310
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,533
( bowling pins crashing )
311
00:15:24,733 --> 00:15:26,400
AND WE READ ABOUT IT
312
00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:28,766
IN NOSTRADUMMY'S
BIG BOOK OF PREDICTIONS.
313
00:15:28,966 --> 00:15:30,700
THE WORLD
IS A-COMING
TO AN END.
314
00:15:30,900 --> 00:15:33,233
THAT'S THE STUPIDEST
THING I EVER HEARD.
315
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:34,466
IT'S A BUNCH
OF BALONEY.
316
00:15:36,866 --> 00:15:38,333
LUBE!
317
00:15:38,533 --> 00:15:39,700
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
318
00:15:39,900 --> 00:15:41,466
YOU'LL BLOW THE CHAMPIONSHIP.
319
00:15:41,666 --> 00:15:42,266
DON'T!
320
00:15:43,666 --> 00:15:45,933
DON'T WORRY, CLIFF
321
00:15:46,133 --> 00:15:50,033
I JUST MAKING IT
ALL WARMY FOR YOU.
322
00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:52,100
DUCKING.
323
00:15:53,833 --> 00:15:54,500
DUCKING.
324
00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:05,966
DUH... TOUCHDOWN!
325
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:08,800
HE PICKED UP
THE SEVEN-TEN SPLIT!
326
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,166
CATDOG'S RIGHT--
IT'S A SIGN.
327
00:16:11,366 --> 00:16:13,533
DUH... THE END IS NEAR.
328
00:16:13,733 --> 00:16:15,633
LEAPING APOCALYPSE!
329
00:16:15,833 --> 00:16:17,700
I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE.
330
00:16:17,900 --> 00:16:20,100
I'M TOO HANDSOME TO DIE.
331
00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:22,300
( crowd screaming in panic )
332
00:16:29,633 --> 00:16:30,766
LUBE,
DON'T PANIC.
333
00:16:30,966 --> 00:16:32,333
HE'S NOT
PANICKING--
334
00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:34,966
HE DOES THAT EVERY
WEDNESDAY NIGHT.
335
00:16:35,166 --> 00:16:37,400
WE ONLY HAVE 45 MINUTES TO LIVE.
336
00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:40,900
( whistles )
337
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:42,833
I HAVE A PLAN.
338
00:16:43,033 --> 00:16:45,833
WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME,
AND WE'LL HAVE TO COOPERATE
339
00:16:46,033 --> 00:16:49,233
BUT IT JUST MIGHT BE
CRAZY ENOUGH TO WORK.
340
00:16:49,433 --> 00:16:52,200
( all grunting and straining )
341
00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:53,700
COME ON.
342
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,366
COME ON.
343
00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:06,666
ALL RIGHT, DOG,
NOW ME AND YOU.
344
00:17:08,533 --> 00:17:09,866
( grunting )
345
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:14,633
( loud crash )
346
00:17:27,266 --> 00:17:29,233
( hammers pinging )
347
00:17:47,466 --> 00:17:48,766
( saw slices, woman screams )
348
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:55,000
( whistle )
349
00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:58,700
( creaking )
350
00:17:58,900 --> 00:18:00,566
AAH!
351
00:18:00,766 --> 00:18:01,766
( crash )
352
00:18:01,966 --> 00:18:02,933
( thunder )
353
00:18:05,133 --> 00:18:06,566
( screaming )
354
00:18:06,766 --> 00:18:07,766
I'M AFRAID.
355
00:18:07,966 --> 00:18:09,433
I'M MORE AFRAID.
356
00:18:09,633 --> 00:18:10,866
I WET MY PANTS.
357
00:18:12,900 --> 00:18:13,866
YOU WIN.
358
00:18:14,066 --> 00:18:15,366
KEEP WORKING!
359
00:18:15,566 --> 00:18:18,133
BUT, CAT, SAND
IS RUNNING OUT.
360
00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:20,366
WE'LL NEVER MAKE IT.
361
00:18:20,566 --> 00:18:23,066
GET AHOLD
OF YOURSELF, DOG.
362
00:18:23,266 --> 00:18:24,566
WE'RE ALMOST THERE.
363
00:18:24,766 --> 00:18:26,200
COME ON, WORK
FASTER-- HURRY!
364
00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:28,166
HI-HO DIGGITY!
365
00:18:28,366 --> 00:18:29,700
CAT WAS RIGHT.
366
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:32,166
THREE CHEERS FOR CAT!
367
00:18:32,366 --> 00:18:33,233
All:
HIP, HIP, HOORAY!
368
00:18:33,433 --> 00:18:34,533
HIP, HIP...
369
00:18:34,733 --> 00:18:36,066
STOP,
STOP, STOP.
370
00:18:36,266 --> 00:18:37,500
WE ONLY HAVE TIME
FOR ONE CHEER
371
00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,166
BUT THANKS
FOR THE THOUGHT.
372
00:18:39,366 --> 00:18:40,333
BEHOLD OUR ARK!
373
00:18:40,533 --> 00:18:41,966
FELLOW NEARBURGIANS--
374
00:18:42,166 --> 00:18:43,500
WE'RE SAVED!
375
00:18:43,700 --> 00:18:45,466
( all cheering )
376
00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:51,566
( shocked gasps )
377
00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:00,933
WE'RE DOOMED!
378
00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:10,766
OH, DOG.
379
00:19:10,966 --> 00:19:13,800
DOG, SOON WE'LL BE
DROWNING LIKE RATS.
380
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,766
I WISH WINSLOW
WAS HERE.
381
00:19:15,966 --> 00:19:17,533
YOU MISS HIM?
382
00:19:17,733 --> 00:19:22,000
NO, I'D LIKE TO SEE HIM
DROWN LIKE A RAT.
383
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:24,266
MERVIS, REMEMBER WHEN
YOUR BIKE GOT BUSTED
384
00:19:24,466 --> 00:19:25,800
AND YOU DIDN'T
KNOW WHO DID IT?
385
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,033
IT WAS ME.
386
00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:28,333
I'M SORRY.
387
00:19:28,533 --> 00:19:30,166
AH, THAT'S OKAY.
388
00:19:30,366 --> 00:19:32,533
REMEMBER WHEN I "LOST"
YOUR BASEBALL GLOVE?
389
00:19:32,733 --> 00:19:34,166
I ATE IT.
390
00:19:34,366 --> 00:19:36,966
I GOTS TO TELL YOU
SOMETHING, LUBE.
391
00:19:37,166 --> 00:19:41,900
MY REAL NAME AIN'T CLIFF,
IT'S... CLIFFORD.
392
00:19:42,100 --> 00:19:45,200
DUH... MY REAL
NAME ISN'T LUBE.
393
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:47,300
IT'S... UH.
394
00:19:49,333 --> 00:19:51,133
Cliff:
IGNATIUS!
395
00:19:51,333 --> 00:19:52,733
( laughs )
396
00:19:53,733 --> 00:19:54,766
PSST!
397
00:19:54,966 --> 00:19:56,400
HEY, DOG.
398
00:19:56,600 --> 00:20:02,166
WE... WE AIN'T GOT
MUCH TIME, SO, UH...
399
00:20:02,366 --> 00:20:04,833
KIND OF, UH...
400
00:20:05,033 --> 00:20:06,133
WHAT THE HECK?
401
00:20:06,333 --> 00:20:07,433
I LOVE YOU!
402
00:20:07,633 --> 00:20:09,333
( kissing loudly )
403
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:14,100
( moaning )
404
00:20:18,666 --> 00:20:20,100
UM, SHRIEK...
405
00:20:20,300 --> 00:20:22,266
WHAT DO YOU WANT
406
00:20:22,466 --> 00:20:23,800
TUNA BREATH?
407
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:27,133
WELL, UH, THE END
IS NEAR, SO...
408
00:20:27,333 --> 00:20:30,300
SHRIEK, I... OH,
WHAT THE HECK...
409
00:20:34,433 --> 00:20:35,600
I LOVE YOU!
410
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:37,600
( kissing loudly )
411
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:39,066
( Shriek squealing )
412
00:20:43,166 --> 00:20:44,633
OKAY, WELL...
413
00:20:44,833 --> 00:20:47,566
AT LEAST I GOT
THAT OFF MY CHEST.
414
00:20:47,766 --> 00:20:51,066
( thunder )
415
00:20:51,266 --> 00:20:52,533
( horn honking )
416
00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:00,233
HEY, WHAT'S THE RUCKUS?
417
00:21:00,433 --> 00:21:01,800
CAT SAW THE END
OF THE WORLD
418
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,466
THROUGH YOUR
TELESCOPE.
419
00:21:03,666 --> 00:21:05,700
I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY
FROM THAT THING.
420
00:21:05,900 --> 00:21:10,100
WINSLOW, WE'VE ONLY
GOT FIVE SECONDS LEFT!
421
00:21:10,300 --> 00:21:11,433
YIKES!
422
00:21:11,633 --> 00:21:13,333
IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT.
423
00:21:13,533 --> 00:21:15,800
WHAT COULD BE WORSE
THAN THE END OF THE WORLD?
424
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,100
( thunder )
425
00:21:22,666 --> 00:21:25,300
THIS PEANUT SHELL
ALMOST SCRATCHED
MY TELESCOPE.
426
00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:27,100
THREE, TWO...
427
00:21:27,300 --> 00:21:28,333
ONE, ZERO.
428
00:21:31,300 --> 00:21:33,966
DID SOMEBODY SAY
"PEANUT SHELL"?
429
00:21:34,166 --> 00:21:35,766
HERE'S YOUR "END
OF THE WORLD."
430
00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:43,233
NO WATERS OF DOOM.
431
00:21:43,433 --> 00:21:44,533
NO DESTRUCTION.
432
00:21:44,733 --> 00:21:46,233
WE'RE GOING TO LIVE.
433
00:21:46,433 --> 00:21:47,466
OH, HAPPY DAY!
434
00:21:47,666 --> 00:21:49,666
EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL.
435
00:21:49,866 --> 00:21:52,766
SO, YOU BROKE MY
BIKE, YOU BIG LIAR.
436
00:21:52,966 --> 00:21:54,566
COUGH UP
THE GLOVE, PIG.
437
00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:58,633
♪ IGNATIUS, IGNATIUS ♪
438
00:21:58,833 --> 00:22:00,966
♪ LUBE'S NAME
IS IGNATIUS! ♪
439
00:22:01,166 --> 00:22:02,000
( guffaws )
440
00:22:04,300 --> 00:22:06,600
♪ LUBE'S NAME IS IGNATIUS ♪
441
00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:08,566
♪ LUBE'S NAME IS... ♪
442
00:22:08,766 --> 00:22:10,233
HEY!
443
00:22:10,433 --> 00:22:13,833
I'M DOING SOMETHING
WRONG: THINKING.
444
00:22:17,900 --> 00:22:19,433
IF YOU SAY ONE WORD
445
00:22:19,633 --> 00:22:22,133
I'LL POUND YOU FROM
HERE TO TOMORROW.
446
00:22:25,166 --> 00:22:27,666
AND AS FOR YOU,
LOVERBOY...
447
00:22:27,866 --> 00:22:29,366
WHAT? I WAS JUST KIDDING.
448
00:22:29,566 --> 00:22:31,000
IT WAS A JOKE.
449
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:32,933
I WAS JUST TRYING
TO LIGHTEN THE MOOD.
450
00:22:33,133 --> 00:22:34,266
COME ON, WAIT, NO!
451
00:22:34,466 --> 00:22:37,033
( fighting and yelling )
452
00:22:43,033 --> 00:22:44,066
CAT?
453
00:22:44,266 --> 00:22:46,066
CAT?
454
00:22:46,266 --> 00:22:47,266
WHAT?
455
00:22:47,466 --> 00:22:48,900
DID NOSTRADUMMY SAY
456
00:22:49,100 --> 00:22:50,900
ANYTHING ABOUT A GIANT CLOUD
457
00:22:51,100 --> 00:22:53,533
SHAPED LIKE AN ELEPHANT
RIDING A UNICYCLE?
458
00:22:53,733 --> 00:22:55,533
( evil laughter )
459
00:23:03,466 --> 00:23:06,400
[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
460
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:09,200
and NICKELODEON]
461
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:10,966
♪ NO BLUE BUZZARD,
NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪
462
00:23:11,166 --> 00:23:12,433
♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE,
LITTLE CATDOG ♪
463
00:23:12,633 --> 00:23:14,266
♪ CATDOG... ♪
464
00:23:14,466 --> 00:23:15,933
♪ CATDOG ♪
465
00:23:16,133 --> 00:23:19,600
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WITH A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
466
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:21,433
♪ OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
467
00:23:21,633 --> 00:23:23,600
♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪
468
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:25,333
♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT,
GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
469
00:23:25,533 --> 00:23:26,966
♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER,
GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪
470
00:23:27,166 --> 00:23:28,633
♪ CATDOG... ♪
471
00:23:28,833 --> 00:23:30,933
♪ CATDOG ♪
472
00:23:31,133 --> 00:23:34,066
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WITH A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
473
00:23:34,266 --> 00:23:35,700
♪ CATDOG ♪
474
00:23:35,900 --> 00:23:38,533
♪ CATDOG... ♪
475
00:23:38,733 --> 00:23:40,900
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The Caption Center
WGBH Educational Foundation]
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