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♪ ONE FINE DAY,
WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪
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♪ A BABY WAS BORN
AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪
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♪ NO BLUE BUZZARD,
NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪
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♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE,
LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... ♪
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♪ CATDOG ♪
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
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♪ OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
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♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪
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♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT,
GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
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♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER,
GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... ♪
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♪ CATDOG ♪
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
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♪ CATDOG... ♪
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♪ CATDOG ♪
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and NICKELODEON]
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( Cat sighs )
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Cat:
BE IT EVER SO HUMBLE
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THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME.
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BREAKFAST TIME.
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INCOMING!
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OUTGOING!
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INCOMING!
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OUT...
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HIYA, CATDOG.
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...GOING.
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SORRY, CAT.
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OH, THAT'S OKAY, DOG.
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THAT WAS YOUR FRIED EGG.
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( snickers )
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( chomping noisily )
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MMM!
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YOU ARE ONE HANDSOME MAYOR,
MR. MAYOR.
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( chuckles )
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Both:
WHO COULD THAT BE?
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( kissing )
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HI-HO, CITIZENS.
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I GOT GOOD NEWS
AND BAD NEWS.
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THE GOOD NEWS IS
WE'RE PUTTING IN
A NEW FREEWAY
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THAT GOES RIGHT
DOWNTOWN.
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ALL RIGHT!
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I'LL BE ABLE TO GET
TO THE CAT MUSEUM
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IN RECORD TIME!
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WHAT'S THE BAD NEWS,
MR. MAYOR, SIR?
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WELL, WE'RE GOING
TO TEAR DOWN YOUR HOUSE
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TO PUT THE FREEWAY IN.
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( both gasp )
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THE BULLDOZER WILL BE HERE
IN TEN MINUTES.
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YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
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TUT-TUT, NOT
TO WORRY, DOG.
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NO ONE IS TEARING
DOWN OUR HOUSE.
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IT'S A NEARBURGH
HISTORICAL LANDMARK.
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Dog:
MM-HMM,
THAT'S RIGHT.
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IN CASE YOU
DIDN'T KNOW
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THIS IS THE SITE
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OF AN AMAZING
HISTORICAL MOMENT.
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Rancid:
OH, YEAH?
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Cat:
IT HAPPENED RIGHT HERE
IN THE YEAR ONE MILLION B.C.
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( file grinding )
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( thud then crash )
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BE IT HUMBLE,
NO PLACE LIKE CAVE.
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WHAT YOU DO?
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DON'T KNOW.
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FEEL GOOD.
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ME WANT CAVE.
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NO GET CAVE.
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ME TAKE CAVE.
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OVER DEAD BODY.
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OKAY.
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OH, PRETTY!
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( groans )
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( grunts )
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( grunting )
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( yelling )
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ME LIKE.
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ME KEEP!
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NO, ME KEEP!
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ME KEEP!
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NO, ME KEEP!
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( sizzling )
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( screams )
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( bell ringing )
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OKAY... YOU KEEP.
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( panting )
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Cat:
THAT'S RIGHT, MR. MAYOR,
FIRE WAS DISCOVERED HERE.
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ARE YOU STILL GOING TO
TEAR OUR HOUSE DOWN, HMM?
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YES.
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WHAT?!
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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WHAT ABOUT THE
VERY "FAMOSO" THING
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THAT HAPPENED IN 1776?
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
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Dog:
A BAD EVIL KING RULED THE LAND,
BUT REVOLUTION WAS IN THE AIR.
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( crowd yelling )
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( clears throat )
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GIVE ME LIBERTY
OR GIVE ME DEATH!
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WELL, MAYBE NOT DEATH.
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TELL YOU WHAT
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MAKE THAT
GIVE ME LIBERTY
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OR A SPRAINED ANKLE.
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( crowd murmuring )
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WE ALL MUST AFFIX
OUR NAMES
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UPON THIS PARCHMENT
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TO DECLARE OURSELVES
FREE NEARBURGHERS.
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( cannonball fires )
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THE FARBURGHERS ARE COMING!
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THE FARBURGHERS ARE COMING!
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THE FARBURGHERS
ARE HERE!
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( thud )
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( horse whinnies )
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IN THE NAME OF ME
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I DECLARE THIS HOUSE MINE.
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WE'RE HERE TO KICK
SOME YE OLD BUTT.
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HEY, YOU
STINKING REBELS
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SHOW SOME RESPECT.
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DUH, OR WE'LL HUFF
AND PUFF
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AND STUFF YOUR HOUSE
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WITH THREE
LITTLE BOWLS
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OF THE
PORRIDGE THING.
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YOU WILL NEVER GET THIS HOUSE,
OH, STINKY KING!
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SURRENDER YOUR HOUSE
OR DIE, REBEL SWINE.
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PLEASE, I PREFER THE TERM "PIG."
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DOWN WITH THE KING!
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LONG LIVE THE KING!
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TRAITOR!
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WHAT ARE YE-- NUTS?
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THEY'RE USING REAL AMMO.
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AND BESIDES...
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I LOOK BETTER IN RED.
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( chuckles )
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MR. WINSLOW'S RIGHT.
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GIVE THEM THE HOUSE.
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NEVER!
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THE TIME
TO SIGN IS NOW!
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ME FIRST, ME FIRST!
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I WROTE IT--
I'M SIGNING FIRST.
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( growling and yelling )
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Cat:
AND SO, THE DECLARATION
OF INDEPENDENCE WAS SIGNED.
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YOU CANNOT TOUCH
THIS HOUSE, MR. MAYOR.
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EVERY KID IN NEARBURGH
KNOWS THAT STORY.
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TRUE, TRUE.
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OH, AND DON'T FORGET
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THIS HOUSE WAS A HOTBED
OF HIPPIE HAPPENINGS
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BACK IN THE '60s.
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OH, YEAH, IT WAS
THE PLACE TO BE
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IN THE SUMMER OF LOVE.
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WANT TO DANCE?
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GROOVY.
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GROOVY.
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SHE MEANT ME, MAN.
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SHE MEANT US, MAN.
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Mayor ( over bullhorn ):
ALL RIGHT, YOU HIPPIES.
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IT'S THE MAN, MAN.
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BUMMER.
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COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP.
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NO, YOU COME IN
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AND FEEL THE LOVE.
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BY ORDER OF THE CITY
OF NEARBURGH
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I'M CONFISCATING THIS HOUSE.
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THE MUSIC'S TOO LOUD
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YOUR HAIR'S
TOO LONG
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AND YOU LOOK WEIRD.
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SAYS YOU, ONE HEAD.
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YOU CAN'T TAKE
OUR HOUSE, MAN.
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IT'S LIKE...
OUR PAD, YOU KNOW?
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YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO VACATE
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OR I SEND IN
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LIKE, MY
RIOT SQUAD,
YOU KNOW?
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PEACE, BROTHER.
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WE'RE GOING TO TAKE
A PIECE OUT OF YOU.
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DUH, THE ONLY
GOOD HIPPIE
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IS UM... A HIPPO.
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THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING
TO LEAVE THE HOUSE.
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HECK NO, WE WON'T GO.
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All:
HECK NO, WE WON'T GO!
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HECK NO, WE WON'T GO!
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HECK NO,
WE WON'T GO!
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SO, UH, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING
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AFTER THE PROTEST?
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I ALREADY INVITED HER
TO THE HUNGER STRIKE.
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OH, MELLOW OUT.
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NO, YOU MELLOW OUT!
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NO, I THINK IT'S TIME
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FOR YOU
TO MELLOW OUT!
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( growling )
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( crowd screaming
in distance )
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EXCUSE ME, MATE,
WHICH WAY TO SHEA STADIUM?
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VERY IMPRESSIVE.
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I GUESS A LOT OF HISTORICAL
STUFF DID HAPPEN HERE.
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SEE? YOU CAN'T
TEAR THIS HOUSE DOWN.
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OH, YES, I CAN.
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( giggles evilly )
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YOU GUYS SOUND
JUST LIKE MY MOTHER.
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RANCY, YOU CAN'T
TEAR THIS HOUSE DOWN.
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( screams )
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( giggles evilly )
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YOU SOUND JUST LIKE GRANDMA.
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( giggles evilly )
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TEAR IT DOWN!
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OH, WITH PLEASURE.
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I'VE DREAMED
ABOUT THIS DAY.
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DUH, I DREAMED
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I WAS A FISHY.
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( sighs ):
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, DOG.
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IT'S OVER.
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OH, NO, IT IS NOT!
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THEY COULDN'T MOVE OUR
FOREFATHERS OUT OF THIS HOUSE
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AND THEY'RE NOT
GOING TO MOVE US!
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DOG, WE ONLY HAD ONE FA...
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WHAT ARE
YOU DOING?
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( bulldozer engine revs )
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OH, NO! GIVE ME THAT.
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KEEP YOUR PAWS...
STOP IT!
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WILL YOU HAND ME
THE KEY?
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( gulps )
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GIVE ME THAT KEY.
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OH, COME HERE,
COME HERE.
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( whining and groaning )
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( horn signals )
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OH.
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( horn signals )
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( grunting )
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00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:22,133
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?
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LUNCH BREAK.
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UNION RULES.
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DUH, I COULD GO
FOR A ONION ROLL.
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( sighs heavily )
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PHEW!
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( both yelp )
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I'M GOING TO BULLDOZE YOU
TO SMITHEREENS
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AND THEN I'M GOING
TO BULLDOZE
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THE SMITHEREENS
TO SMITHEREENS.
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GOOD-BYE, DOG.
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GOOD-BYE, CAT.
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Both:
GOOD-BYE, HOUSE.
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I LOVE YOU, MAN.
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LEAPING LUMBAGO.
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IS THAT WHAT
I THINK IT IS?
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Cat:
UM, ROTTEN OLD EGGS
ON A WINDOW?
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IT'S ME, WONDERFUL ME
IN ALL MY GLORY.
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NOBODY'S TOUCHING
THIS HOUSE.
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IT'S A SHRINE--
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HOME OF THE MIRACLE EGG.
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YEE-HAW!
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SO WE GET TO
KEEP OUR HOUSE?
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00:11:20,633 --> 00:11:21,700
FOREVER.
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AND NO FREEWAY, RIGHT?
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00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:26,433
LET'S NOT JUMP TO
HASTY CONCLUSIONS, SHALL WE?
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00:11:28,766 --> 00:11:30,133
WHAT'S THE DEAL, MAN?
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IT'S JUST AN EGG.
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00:11:32,033 --> 00:11:34,133
OH, LOOKS JUST
LIKE MY AUNT SELMA.
256
00:11:34,333 --> 00:11:35,833
MAN, I WISH I HAD
SOME BACON.
257
00:11:36,033 --> 00:11:37,766
WELL, WE SAVED
OUR HOUSE
258
00:11:37,966 --> 00:11:40,166
AND EVERYTHING WORKED
OUT SWELL, RIGHT, CAT?
259
00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:44,233
OH, YEAH,
JUST TERRIFIC!
260
00:11:44,433 --> 00:11:46,000
AW, LOOK AT
THE BRIGHT SIDE, CAT.
261
00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:48,100
THE BRIGHT SIDE'S
BLOCKED BY AN ON RAMP.
262
00:11:48,300 --> 00:11:50,533
WE CAN PLAY
THE LICENSE PLATE
GAME ALL DAY LONG.
263
00:11:50,733 --> 00:11:51,933
I HATE THAT GAME.
264
00:11:52,133 --> 00:11:52,866
THERE'S ALASKA,
OHIO...
265
00:11:53,066 --> 00:11:53,833
SO WHAT?
266
00:11:54,033 --> 00:11:55,233
PADUCAH...
267
00:11:55,433 --> 00:11:56,300
THAT'S NOT
EVEN A STATE!
268
00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:57,400
SKINNYAPOLIS...
269
00:11:57,600 --> 00:11:57,900
( groans )
270
00:12:11,833 --> 00:12:14,833
( sirens blaring )
271
00:12:15,033 --> 00:12:19,266
( all talking at once )
272
00:12:19,466 --> 00:12:21,600
Rancid:
SETTLE DOWN,
SETTLE DOWN.
273
00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:23,700
PUT A SOCK IN IT,
YOU NOISY BRATS.
274
00:12:23,900 --> 00:12:27,066
THE FOREST FIRE BOYS' MEETING
WILL NOW COME TO ORDER
275
00:12:27,266 --> 00:12:28,700
IF THEY KNOW
WHAT'S GOOD FOR THEM.
276
00:12:28,900 --> 00:12:31,500
STAND AND RECITE THE PLEDGE.
277
00:12:31,700 --> 00:12:34,133
All:
WE WILL BE HONEST, KIND AND GOOD
278
00:12:34,333 --> 00:12:37,066
AND MAKE A LOT OF NEAT STUFF
OUT OF BALSA WOOD.
279
00:12:37,266 --> 00:12:38,266
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH
280
00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:40,000
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
281
00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:46,433
REMEMBER, TOMORROW WE AWARD
282
00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:48,733
THE FOREST FIRE BOY
OF THE YEAR AWARD.
283
00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:51,933
( all gasp )
284
00:12:52,133 --> 00:12:56,533
THE PRIDE, THE HONOR, THE GLORY.
285
00:12:56,733 --> 00:13:00,800
GEE, I WONDER WHO'LL
WIN IT THIS TIME.
286
00:13:04,566 --> 00:13:05,866
( pounds
mallet ):
AHEM!
287
00:13:07,833 --> 00:13:10,800
MAY THE BEST MAN OR CATDOG WIN.
288
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,900
MEETING ADJOURNED.
289
00:13:13,100 --> 00:13:16,633
( murmuring )
290
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,866
WE ARE
A SHOO-IN, DOG.
291
00:13:22,066 --> 00:13:25,866
YEAH, ALL WE NEED IS OUR
CAMPING BADGE AND WE CAN'T LOSE.
292
00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:29,033
( gasps )
293
00:13:33,733 --> 00:13:34,866
( owl hooting )
294
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:41,566
YOU KNOW, DOG,
WE DESERVE THIS AWARD.
295
00:13:43,166 --> 00:13:44,566
YEAH, LOOK AT
296
00:13:44,766 --> 00:13:46,500
ALL THE STUFF
WE'VE DONE THIS YEAR.
297
00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:49,200
BEST APPLICATION
OF FIRST AID.
298
00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:51,300
BEST POTATO CARVING.
299
00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:52,766
BEST USE OF LARD.
300
00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:54,900
AND DON'T FORGET
MY FAVORITE.
301
00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:55,966
AH, YES.
302
00:13:56,166 --> 00:13:57,700
I CAN SEE IT NOW
303
00:13:57,900 --> 00:13:59,433
AS IF IT WAS PROJECTED
IN FRONT OF ME
304
00:13:59,633 --> 00:14:03,066
LIKE A CHEESY CARTOON FLASHBACK.
305
00:14:13,266 --> 00:14:14,266
( whimpering )
306
00:14:14,466 --> 00:14:15,433
Cat:
MADAME?
307
00:14:15,633 --> 00:14:17,000
MAY WE ESCORT YOU
308
00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:19,300
ACROSS THIS BUSY
THOROUGHFARE?
309
00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:22,833
YAH, YAH, YAH,
GIDDY-UP, GIDDY-UP.
310
00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:30,033
( tires squealing, car crashes )
311
00:14:30,233 --> 00:14:31,900
OH, BY THE WAY, MA'AM
312
00:14:32,100 --> 00:14:34,633
HAVE YOU TRIED
FOREST FIRE BOY PICKLES?
313
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:36,833
THEY COME IN
FOUR FANTASTIC FLAVORS.
314
00:14:37,033 --> 00:14:39,200
Dog:
CHOCOLATE,
PEANUT BUTTER
315
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:42,400
MINT MAJESTY AND
TROPICAL CAPPUCCINO.
316
00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:43,500
MMM!
317
00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:45,300
ONE FREE SAMPLE.
318
00:14:47,666 --> 00:14:49,833
MMM! MMM!
319
00:14:50,033 --> 00:14:51,400
AND HOW MANY BOXES
WILL THAT BE?
320
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:53,500
I'LL TAKE THEM ALL.
321
00:14:53,700 --> 00:14:57,700
YOU FELLOWS SURE KNOW HOW TO
SHOW AN OLD LADY A GOOD TIME.
322
00:14:57,900 --> 00:15:02,233
MOST PICKLES SOLD WHILE
HELPING A SENIOR CITIZEN
CROSS THE STREET AWARD.
323
00:15:02,433 --> 00:15:03,900
DOGGY-DOG, WE ARE
324
00:15:04,100 --> 00:15:07,233
ONE CAMPING TRIP
AWAY FROM GREATNESS.
325
00:15:07,433 --> 00:15:09,833
GREATNESS,
HERE WE COME!
326
00:15:10,033 --> 00:15:12,333
SHALL WE VENTURE
OFF INTO THE WILD
WILDERNESS?
327
00:15:12,533 --> 00:15:15,133
HI-HO, DIGGITY!
328
00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:21,300
( Cat scatting )
329
00:15:27,766 --> 00:15:29,933
THIS IS THE PLACE.
330
00:15:31,633 --> 00:15:33,900
WE'RE GOING TO CAMP
IN OUR YARD?
331
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,233
WHY NOT?
332
00:15:35,433 --> 00:15:37,033
OUTSIDE, THE STARS ABOVE US;
333
00:15:37,233 --> 00:15:38,966
A NICE CLEAN BATHROOM
THREE STEPS AWAY.
334
00:15:39,166 --> 00:15:40,666
BREAK OUT
THE SMORES!
335
00:15:40,866 --> 00:15:43,766
SMORES, SMORES,
SMORES!
336
00:15:43,966 --> 00:15:44,933
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
337
00:15:45,133 --> 00:15:46,433
Dog:
WHOA!
338
00:15:46,633 --> 00:15:47,933
FIRST ORDER
OF BUSINESS:
339
00:15:48,133 --> 00:15:49,300
ERECT THE TENT.
340
00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:54,066
FIRST YOU GET
SOME POLES
341
00:15:54,266 --> 00:15:56,100
AND YOU STICK THEM
IN THE GROUND.
342
00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:57,566
THEN YOU GET
A HAMMER
343
00:15:57,766 --> 00:15:59,300
AND YOU POUND,
POUND, POUND.
344
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,800
STRETCH OUT THE TENT
SO THERE'S LOTS OF ROOM
345
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,366
AND THAT'S HOW YOU CAMP
BY THE LIGHT OF THE MOON.
346
00:16:04,566 --> 00:16:06,500
HEY, NICE TENT.
347
00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:07,700
IS THE CIRCUS
IN TOWN?
348
00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:08,666
( grumbles )
349
00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:11,866
OH, NO, IT'S
THE BEARDED LADY.
350
00:16:12,066 --> 00:16:13,066
( snickers )
351
00:16:13,266 --> 00:16:14,866
GET LOST, WINSLOW.
352
00:16:15,066 --> 00:16:17,233
THIS IS OFFICIAL
FOREST FIRE BOYS' BUSINESS.
353
00:16:17,433 --> 00:16:18,900
NO CIVILIANS.
354
00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:20,066
SORRY, WINSY.
355
00:16:20,266 --> 00:16:21,833
WE'RE GOING TO WIN
356
00:16:22,033 --> 00:16:23,300
THE FOREST FIRE BOY
OF THE YEAR AWARD.
357
00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:25,266
YEAH, SURE, SMOKEY
358
00:16:25,466 --> 00:16:27,600
RIGHT AFTER YOUSE
WIN THE BONEHEAD
OF THE YEAR AWARD.
359
00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:30,166
YOUSE GUYS WILL LAST
ABOUT TEN MINUTES OUT HERE.
360
00:16:30,366 --> 00:16:31,300
( snickers )
361
00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:39,800
PERFECTORAMA!
362
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,600
AND NOW, SMORES.
363
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:43,566
LET'S MAKE SMORES,
SMORES, SMORES!
364
00:16:43,766 --> 00:16:45,800
LET'S MAKE MORE, MORE,
MORE, MORE SMORES.
365
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,233
LET'S MAKE
S'MORE SMORES!
366
00:16:47,433 --> 00:16:48,700
KEEP YOUR
COLLAR ON, DOG.
367
00:16:48,900 --> 00:16:50,733
FIRST WE GOT
TO BUILD A FIRE.
368
00:16:50,933 --> 00:16:52,633
I'VE GOT THE MATCHES.
369
00:16:52,833 --> 00:16:54,733
I'VE GOT THE WOOD.
370
00:16:54,933 --> 00:16:56,766
EXCELLENT.
371
00:16:56,966 --> 00:16:59,733
WE'LL BE USING
THE LOG CABIN TECHNIQUE.
372
00:16:59,933 --> 00:17:02,900
CAT, WHY ARE YOU DOING
IT LIKE THAT, CAT?
373
00:17:03,100 --> 00:17:04,666
BECAUSE THAT'S THE WAY YOU WIN
374
00:17:04,866 --> 00:17:06,366
THE FOREST FIRE BOY
OF THE YEAR AWARD!
375
00:17:08,533 --> 00:17:11,900
OUR FOREST FIRE LEADER,
UNCLE RANCID, SAID
376
00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:13,599
THE TEEPEE STACK
IS BETTER.
377
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,800
LOOK, LIKE THIS.
378
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:19,400
DOG, WE'LL LOSE
IF WE DO IT THAT WAY.
379
00:17:19,599 --> 00:17:22,333
HEY, YOU WRECKED
MY TEEPEE.
380
00:17:22,533 --> 00:17:24,633
LOG CABIN IS BETTER.
381
00:17:26,166 --> 00:17:27,266
TEEPEE'S BETTER.
382
00:17:27,466 --> 00:17:28,300
LOG CABIN.
383
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:29,733
TEEPEE!
384
00:17:29,933 --> 00:17:30,733
LOG...
385
00:17:30,933 --> 00:17:32,033
TEEP...
386
00:17:32,233 --> 00:17:33,600
( growling )
387
00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:37,266
( growling and yelling )
388
00:17:37,466 --> 00:17:39,766
OKAY, THAT'S IT.
389
00:17:39,966 --> 00:17:43,600
I'LL CAMP MY WAY
AND YOU CAMP YOUR WAY.
390
00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:44,933
FINE WITH ME!
391
00:17:45,133 --> 00:17:45,766
( both groaning )
392
00:17:51,266 --> 00:17:55,566
YOU STAY ON YOUR SIDE
AND I WILL STAY ON MY SIDE.
393
00:17:55,766 --> 00:18:00,233
AND MAY THE BEST
FOREST FIRE BOY WIN.
394
00:18:00,433 --> 00:18:02,800
DON'T WORRY, I WILL.
395
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,366
I SAID THE BEST BOY-- ME!
396
00:18:28,166 --> 00:18:29,500
Cat:
YOU'RE NOT
GOING TO WIN
397
00:18:29,700 --> 00:18:32,200
MAKING A SMORE
WITHOUT CHOCOLATE.
398
00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:34,066
WELL, NEITHER
ARE YOU
399
00:18:34,266 --> 00:18:37,000
WITHOUT ANY
GRAHAM CRACKERS.
400
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:40,666
SAY, WHO WANTS TO
HEAR A SCARY STORY?
401
00:18:40,866 --> 00:18:42,566
( in high voice ):
I DO, I DO, I DO.
402
00:18:42,766 --> 00:18:44,466
OKAY, ROCKY.
403
00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:49,533
WELL, ONCE THERE WAS
A BIG, SCARY, HUNGRY BEAR
404
00:18:49,733 --> 00:18:51,033
IN THE WOODS
405
00:18:51,233 --> 00:18:53,466
WHO LIKED TO EAT
406
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:55,900
DOGS!
407
00:18:56,100 --> 00:18:57,433
I'M SCARED.
408
00:18:57,633 --> 00:18:58,600
( chuckling )
409
00:18:58,800 --> 00:18:59,966
GOOD.
410
00:19:00,233 --> 00:19:01,433
THAT STORY
REMINDS ME
411
00:19:01,633 --> 00:19:03,466
OF THE BIG-EARED PSYCHO
412
00:19:03,666 --> 00:19:05,933
WHO ESCAPED FROM NEARBY
NEARBURGH PRISON.
413
00:19:06,133 --> 00:19:07,666
( gasps )
414
00:19:07,866 --> 00:19:09,533
THEY NEVER FOUND HIM,
DID THEY, CAT?
415
00:19:11,833 --> 00:19:12,866
( stammering ):
N-N-NO.
416
00:19:13,066 --> 00:19:15,800
( wind blows )
417
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,833
HOLD ME.
418
00:19:18,033 --> 00:19:19,466
( thunder )
419
00:19:21,233 --> 00:19:22,033
( screams )
420
00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:25,200
( screams )
421
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:27,600
( thunder cracks )
422
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:38,766
( Dog and Cat yelling )
423
00:19:38,966 --> 00:19:40,666
DOG, WE'RE SLIPPING.
424
00:19:40,866 --> 00:19:42,366
HELP!
425
00:19:42,566 --> 00:19:45,133
DOES THIS MEAN WE'RE
NOT FIGHTING ANYMORE?
426
00:19:45,333 --> 00:19:46,800
FIGHT'S OVER.
427
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,100
WE'VE GOT TO THINK
OF A WAY OUT OF THIS.
428
00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:52,533
HELP, SOMEBODY...
ANYBODY!
429
00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:53,600
( thunder cracks )
430
00:19:55,733 --> 00:19:58,033
( screams ):
IT'S THE HUNGRY BEAR!
431
00:19:58,233 --> 00:20:00,433
( yelps )
432
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:04,633
NO, NO, IT'S
THE BIG-EARED PSYCHO.
433
00:20:07,533 --> 00:20:08,333
WHAT ARE YOU-- NUTS?
434
00:20:08,533 --> 00:20:10,166
WINSLOW!
435
00:20:10,366 --> 00:20:11,600
WINSLOW!
436
00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:13,333
DID YOU WIN YOUR AWARD YET?
437
00:20:13,533 --> 00:20:14,533
( snickers )
438
00:20:14,733 --> 00:20:15,800
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
439
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,833
COME ON.
440
00:20:18,033 --> 00:20:19,933
WE'RE DESPERATE.
441
00:20:20,133 --> 00:20:23,500
HUH? EXCUSE ME, I'M NOT REALLY
CLEAR ON WHAT YOU'RE ASKING FOR.
442
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,533
I NEED YOUR...
443
00:20:25,733 --> 00:20:27,600
( stammering )
444
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,033
I NEED YOUR HELP!
445
00:20:29,233 --> 00:20:30,333
( snickers )
446
00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:32,833
OH, BABY, THAT WAS SWEET.
447
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:38,700
( Dog and Cat yelling )
448
00:20:48,966 --> 00:20:53,866
( grunting )
449
00:20:54,066 --> 00:20:56,933
THANKS FOR SAVING
OUR LIFE, WINSLOW.
450
00:20:57,133 --> 00:20:58,566
YEAH, THANKS.
451
00:20:58,766 --> 00:20:59,566
NOW, GET LOST.
452
00:21:01,300 --> 00:21:02,466
( grumbling )
453
00:21:02,666 --> 00:21:04,966
DOG, I, UH...
454
00:21:05,166 --> 00:21:06,433
( gulps )
455
00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:08,266
I'M GLAD WE'RE
BACK TOGETHER.
456
00:21:08,466 --> 00:21:12,066
THERE IS NO ONE I WOULD
RATHER SHARE A TENT WITH.
457
00:21:15,633 --> 00:21:18,433
( all talking at once )
458
00:21:18,633 --> 00:21:21,833
NO ONE KNOWS
WHAT HAPPENED
LAST NIGHT, DOG
459
00:21:22,033 --> 00:21:24,500
SO WE'LL STILL WIN.
460
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:26,733
HEY, CUT OUT THAT WHISPERING
461
00:21:26,933 --> 00:21:28,200
OR I'LL COME
BACK THERE
462
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,100
AND GIVE YOU WHAT FOR.
463
00:21:30,300 --> 00:21:32,866
AND NOW THE FOREST FIRE BOY
OF THE YEAR AWARD
464
00:21:33,066 --> 00:21:34,400
OUR HIGHEST HONOR
465
00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:36,633
GIVEN TO THE BEST,
THE BRIGHTEST
466
00:21:36,833 --> 00:21:41,000
SOMEONE WHO FACED A TORRENTIAL
STORM WITH EXTREME BRAVERY
467
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:42,933
WHOSE NAME
468
00:21:43,133 --> 00:21:44,900
FROM THIS DAY FORWARD
469
00:21:45,100 --> 00:21:47,300
SHALL STAND FOR ALL
THAT IS GREAT AND GLORIOUS...
470
00:21:49,366 --> 00:21:51,566
WINSLOW T. ODDFELLOW.
471
00:21:51,766 --> 00:21:53,833
TA-DAH!
472
00:21:54,033 --> 00:21:57,566
WHAT?! HE'S NOT EVEN
A FOREST FIRE BOY!
473
00:21:57,766 --> 00:22:01,500
OUR NEWEST MEMBER,
THANKS TO THIS ANONYMOUS LETTER
474
00:22:01,700 --> 00:22:03,566
DESCRIBING
HIS HEROIC ACHIEVEMENTS
475
00:22:03,766 --> 00:22:07,000
SAVING TWO POOR PATHETIC SOULS.
476
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:09,066
THANKS, BUNNY
477
00:22:09,266 --> 00:22:13,200
AND I'D ESPECIALLY LIKE TO THANK
THE TWO POOR PATHETIC SOULS:
478
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:14,066
CATDOG.
479
00:22:16,766 --> 00:22:17,666
( snickers )
480
00:22:19,266 --> 00:22:21,000
YOU KNOW WHAT
I'D LIKE TO DO
481
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:23,700
TO THE RAT WHO
WROTE THAT LETTER?!
482
00:22:23,900 --> 00:22:26,600
NO, CAT, WHAT WOULD
YOU LIKE TO DO TO ME?
483
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:30,033
WELL, I...
484
00:22:30,233 --> 00:22:32,233
YOU?
485
00:22:32,433 --> 00:22:33,566
DOG!
486
00:22:33,766 --> 00:22:36,900
( growling and yelping )
487
00:22:39,233 --> 00:22:42,766
WOW! NOW, THAT'S
WHAT I CALL A KNOT.
488
00:22:42,966 --> 00:22:44,033
GIVE ME THAT
489
00:22:44,233 --> 00:22:44,900
YOU LITTLE
RUNT.
490
00:22:45,100 --> 00:22:45,966
HEY!
491
00:22:47,766 --> 00:22:49,133
I CHANGED MY MIND--
HERE.
492
00:22:49,333 --> 00:22:50,566
( cheering )
493
00:22:50,766 --> 00:22:52,433
WE DID IT, DOG.
494
00:22:52,633 --> 00:22:54,800
WE'RE FOREST FIRE BOY
OF THE YEAR.
495
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:55,800
WHAT?
496
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,200
I SAID WE...
497
00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:58,433
WHAT? I CAN'T
HEAR YOU.
498
00:22:58,633 --> 00:22:59,666
NEVER MIND.
499
00:22:59,866 --> 00:23:00,866
HMM?
500
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:09,466
[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
501
00:23:09,666 --> 00:23:11,966
and NICKELODEON]
502
00:23:13,633 --> 00:23:14,800
♪ CATDOG... ♪
503
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,533
♪ CATDOG ♪
504
00:23:17,733 --> 00:23:20,266
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
505
00:23:20,466 --> 00:23:23,000
♪ OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
506
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:24,700
♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪
507
00:23:24,900 --> 00:23:27,100
♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT,
GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
508
00:23:27,300 --> 00:23:28,466
♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER,
GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪
509
00:23:28,666 --> 00:23:29,833
♪ CATDOG... ♪
510
00:23:30,033 --> 00:23:32,566
♪ CATDOG ♪
511
00:23:32,766 --> 00:23:35,300
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
IS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
512
00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:36,666
♪ CATDOG ♪
513
00:23:36,866 --> 00:23:39,666
♪ CATDOG... ♪
514
00:23:39,866 --> 00:23:42,033
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