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♪ ONE FINE DAY
WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪
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♪ A BABY WAS BORN
AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪
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♪ NO BLUE BUG
AND NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪
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♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE,
LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
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♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪
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♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT,
GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
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♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER,
GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and NICKELODEON]
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( straw sucking the bottom )
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DOG, DOG,
HEY, HEY!
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I THOUGHT WE WERE
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SPLITTING THIS MILKSHAKE.
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MY HALF WAS
ON THE BOTTOM.
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( mutters ):
HIS HALF WAS
ON THE BOTTOM.
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( yelling )
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HIYA, DUNGLAP.
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HI, CATDOG.
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GOT TO GO. SEE YA!
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WHOA. WHOA, WHOA
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WHAT'S THE RUSH?
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I'M OFF TO NEARBURG
NATIONAL FOREST
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TO FIND FRED
THE FLYING FISH.
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WOWIE CABOODLES.
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FRED THE FLYING FAKE,
YOU MEAN.
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THERE'S NO SUCH THING.
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HE'S JUST AN IDIOTIC LEGEND.
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HE'S NOT REAL?
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TOTALLY BOGUS MAGAZINE
SAYS HE'S REAL.
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THEY'RE PAYING
A THOUSAND BUCKAROONIES
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TO THE FIRST PERSON
WHO GETS A PICTURE.
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( cash register ringing )
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DOG, THOSE 1,000 BUCKAROONIES
ARE AS GOOD AS IN OUR POCKET.
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BUT, CAT...
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HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET
A PICTURE OF FRED
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IF HE DOESN'T EXIST?
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( chuckles )
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YOU'LL SEE.
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Dog:
THIS... ITCHES.
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Cat:
PERFECT!
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OKAY, NOW, GIVE ME
FLYING FISH, COME ON.
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WORK WITH ME, BABY, SMILE.
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GIVE IT TO ME, YES!
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OOH, I LOVE IT!
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GOOD, LIKE THAT.
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( panting )
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WELL?
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I DON'T LIKE IT.
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WE NEED MORE REALISM.
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TELL YOU WHAT.
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LET'S GO UP THAT TREE.
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OKAY, CAT!
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( grunting )
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WELL, THAT
WAS FUN.
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OKAY, PRETEND
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YOU'RE ABOUT TO FLY.
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BELIEVE YOU CAN FLY.
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( blithering )
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( yelps )
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( screaming )
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( whoosh )
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( gasps )
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OH!
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WELL, WE REALLY DID IT
THIS TIME, DOG.
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( sobbing )
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DOG?!
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WAKE UP, BUDDY.
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WAKE UP, COME ON!
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( sobbing ):
NO!
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DID WE MAKE IT, CAT?
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I'M AFRAID NOT, PAL.
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( bawling )
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WE'RE AT THE BIG
SCRATCHING POST IN THE SKY!
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( sobbing hysterically... )
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HUH?
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WE'RE ALIVE!
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BUT HOW DID...?
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Dog:
LOOK! IT'S A BIRD!
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Both:
IT'S FRED!
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HE SAVED US!
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NOW DO YOU BELIEVE
HE'S REAL, CAT?
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OH, I BELIEVE.
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I BELIEVE IF A PICTURE IS WORTH
A THOUSAND BUCKAROONIES...
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THEN FRED HIMSELF
WOULD BE WORTH...
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( cash register rings )
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( very low ):
OH, MAMA.
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I CAN'T WAIT
TO FIND FRED
AND THANK HIM.
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TAKE HER UP, MR. DOG.
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AYE AYE,
CAPTAIN CAT!
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ANY SIGN OF HIM
YET, MR. DOG?
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THAR HE BLOWS!
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HUH? ( gasps )
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FULL SPEED AHEAD!
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COME TO PAPA!
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HE'S GOING DOWN.
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( horn blaring )
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DIVE! DIVE!
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GEE, I THINK
WE LOST HIM.
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WELL, I GUESS THAT'S THAT.
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( howling )
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Cat:
EASY! EASY! HOO-WHAA!
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QUICK, DOG,
THAT WAS FRED!
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HE'S HEADED FOR
THE SURFACE!
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THERE'S NO SIGN
OF FRED, CAT.
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I THINK HE GOT AWAY.
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NOT FOR LONG!
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NO FLYING FISH
CAN RESIST...
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PERUVIAN FLYING WORMS!
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LET 'ER RIP!
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OKEY-FENOKEE, CAT!
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( sniffs loudly )
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( buzzing loudly )
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( loud snap )
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( slurping )
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AH!
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( ringing bell )
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( snap )
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( gobbling loudly )
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HI, FRED.
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I'M DOG AND THAT'S CAT.
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I JUST WANTED TO THANK YOU
FOR SAVING OUR LIVES.
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HE SURE IS HUNGRY, CAT.
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WELL, UH... WHY DON'T
YOU INVITE FRED OVER
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FOR A NICE,
HOME-COOKED MEAL?
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( warbles )
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Dog:
YEAH!
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( crash )
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Dog:
SAVE SOME ROOM
FOR DESSERT, FRED.
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OH, THERE'S GOT TO BE
SOMETHING HERE.
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LOOK, DOG, ONE FOR YOU.
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"MUSEUM OF UNDEVELOPED MINDS."
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"MUSEUM OF ODDITIES!"
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PERFECT FOR THIS
AIRBORNE ANCHOVY!
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HELLO?
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MUSEUM OF ODDITIES?
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I'VE GOT SOMETHING
REALLY ODD.
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( belches loudly )
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( horn honking )
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NICE!
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OKAY, ODDITY, GET ON THE TRUCK.
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NOT US-- HIM.
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OOH, EVEN NICER.
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HERE YOU GO.
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CAT! YOU CAN'T
SELL FRED.
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HE SAVED US.
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COME ON,
DON'T WORRY, DOG.
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FRED IS GOING
WITH THIS NICE MAN
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TO A WONDERFUL PLACE.
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HMM...HE'LL FROLIC
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AND PLAY AND
BE VERY HAPPY.
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I DON'T KNOW.
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LET'S HAVE FRED DECIDE.
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YEAH, UM
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( Rabbit yelling )FRED...
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YOU WANT TO GO
WITH THIS NICE MAN, HUH?
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JUST SHAKE YOUR HEAD AND...
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OH! ISN'T THAT
CUTE? SEE?
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LOAD HIM UP, BOYS.
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( honking horn )
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( sniffing deeply )
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( Cat chuckling gleefully )
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DOG, DON'T EVER
LET ANYONE TELL YOU
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MONEY CAN'T BUY HAPPINESS.
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DO YOU REALLY THINK
FRED'S ALL RIGHT?
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WHO?
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OH, THE FI...
OH, HE'S FINE.
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FORGET IT, CHEER UP.
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I'M BUYING YOU
THE BIGGEST BONE
IN NEARBURG.
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YES, MAY GOOD OLD
FRED LONG ENJOY
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HIS CELEBRITY STATUS
IN THE LIMELIGHT.
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Rabbit:
Come one, come all
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to Rancid Rabbit's
Museum of Oddities
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The Most Adequate Show on Earth.
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See Fred the Flying Fish.
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Stare at him.
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Take pictures.
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Make fat jokes.
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OH, CAT, I WOULD FEEL
SO MUCH BETTER
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IF WE COULD SEE FRED
ONE MORE TIME
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BEFORE HIS BIG
SHOW BUSINESS DEBUT.
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OH, WELL...
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WHY NOT?
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STEP RIGHT UP, FOLKS.
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IT'S LIVE ON THE INSIDE.
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ONLY FIVE DOLLARS--
TWO FOR TEN DOLLARS.
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THANK YOU.
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THANK YOU.
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THANK YOU, TOO
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AND DON'T HAVE
TOO MUCH FUN.
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( gasps )
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( gasps )
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( grunting )
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CAT! YOU LIED TO ME!
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YOU SAID FRED WAS
GOING TO BE HAPPY.
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WELL...
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HE'S IN CHAINS!
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THEY'RE NICE CHAINS.
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SHAME ON YOU, CAT!
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OKAY, OKAY,
I'M SORRY, DOG.
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I DIDN'T KNOW
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THEY WERE GOING
TO TREAT HIM LIKE THAT.
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WE'LL GET HIM BACK!
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OKAY, OKAY, PEOPLE
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LET'S GET THIS SHOW
ON THE ROAD.
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GO ON, CAT.
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( clears throat )
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HI.
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I CHANGED MY MIND.
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I, I WANT FRED BACK.
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HERE'S YOUR MONEY.
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NO WAY.
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A DEAL'S A DEAL.
BEAT IT.
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OKAY... IF THAT'S THE WAY
HE WANTS TO PLAY IT, FINE.
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I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU
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THE GREATEST THING
YOUR EYES HAVE EVER SEEN.
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DON'T WORRY, FRED.
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WE'LL HAVE YOU OUT
IN A JIFFY.
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( grunting )
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IT'S TOO STRONG.
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FRED, YOU'VE
GOT TO HELP.
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COME ON,
PULL, PULL!
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BUST THAT CHAIN!
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BREAK THE TIES
THAT BIND!
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BEHOLD... FRED, THE FLYING FISH.
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( scattered applause )
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( audience gasps )
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YOU'RE FREE, FRED!
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FLY! FLY LIKE
A FLYING FISH.
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( audience screaming )
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WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?
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COME DOWN FROM THERE!
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NO! WAIT!
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( screaming )
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WE DID IT, CAT.
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WE CERTAINLY DID.
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AND WE STILL GOT
THE BUCKAROONIES.
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BYE, FRED.
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SEE YOU LATER.
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( both sniffling )
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WELL... BYE, MONEY.
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SEE YOU NEVER.
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( coughing, gagging )
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( yelling )
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( groans )
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( grunts )
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OKAY, OKAY, KIDS... SHOW'S OVER.
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GET OUT OF HERE.
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( crowd murmuring... )
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I CANNOT BELIEVE
WE'RE FINALLY SEEING
THE AMAZING RAY.
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WELL, WE'LL JUST SEE
HOW AMAZING HE IS.
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( gong clangs )
259
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Audience:
OOH...
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Audience:
OOH!
261
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( grunts )
262
00:12:34,766 --> 00:12:36,200
( audience gasps )
263
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GOOD EVENING,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
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I AM THE AMAZING RAY.
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( cheering and applause )
266
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LET THE MAGIC BEGIN.
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WOW!
268
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OLDEST TRICK IN THE BOOK.
269
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AMAZING, RAY!
270
00:13:11,633 --> 00:13:12,733
OH, COME ON.
271
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THAT'S ALL DONE WITH MIRRORS.
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( growling )
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( cheering and applause )
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EVEN AMAZINGER.
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COME ON, I CAN DO THAT.
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00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:38,500
( all gasp )
277
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( cheering and applause )
278
00:13:45,466 --> 00:13:46,633
( silence )
279
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AND NOW FOR MY FINAL FEAT
OF MAGIC
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I WILL NEED A VOLUNTEER.
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00:13:50,933 --> 00:13:52,100
OH, ME, ME, ME, ME!
282
00:13:52,100 --> 00:13:53,166
PICK ME! PICK ME!
283
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,233
NO, NO, NO, NO!
284
00:13:54,233 --> 00:13:56,200
DON'T EVEN THINK
ABOUT IT, DOG.
285
00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:57,633
YOU, NEXT TO THE CAT.
286
00:13:57,633 --> 00:14:03,400
WOWIE CABOODLES,
I'M NEXT TO A CAT.
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00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:05,100
THAT'S ME!
288
00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:06,633
WHOA!
289
00:14:06,633 --> 00:14:09,866
I'M DOG,
AND THIS IS CAT.
290
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I AM THE AMAZING RAY.
291
00:14:12,233 --> 00:14:14,600
YEAH, WE KNOW.
292
00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:17,100
( electrical sizzling )
293
00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:18,866
( assistants giggling )
294
00:14:18,866 --> 00:14:20,866
I WILL NOW SAW A PERSON...
295
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OR CATDOG, IN HALF.
296
00:14:24,433 --> 00:14:28,000
WHAT DO YOU D... OH!
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( whistles )
298
00:14:30,433 --> 00:14:34,266
BEHOLD...
THE SAW OF SEPARATION.
299
00:14:36,666 --> 00:14:38,600
( all gasp )
300
00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:41,266
GEE, THAT LOOKS
VERY, VERY SHARP.
301
00:14:41,266 --> 00:14:42,300
YAWN.
302
00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:44,333
IT'S PROBABLY MADE
OUT OF RUBBER.
303
00:14:48,233 --> 00:14:50,133
( whimpering )
304
00:14:53,933 --> 00:14:55,833
TELL ME WHEN IT'S OVER.
305
00:14:58,233 --> 00:14:59,400
( all gasp )
306
00:15:05,633 --> 00:15:10,800
( cheering and applause )
307
00:15:12,700 --> 00:15:13,800
HI, CAT.
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00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:19,633
HI AGAIN!
309
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AND NOW, TO REUNITE THEM
MAGICALLY...
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00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:30,233
( siren wails )
311
00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:33,333
AMAZING RAY, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST
FOR PRACTICING MAGIC
312
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WITHOUT A LICENSE
313
00:15:35,366 --> 00:15:37,766
AND WEARING
A REALLY BAD TOUPEE.
314
00:15:37,766 --> 00:15:41,933
AND NOW FOR MY ENCORE,
I WILL DISAPPEAR.
315
00:15:44,700 --> 00:15:46,633
SHOW'S OVER, RAY.
316
00:15:46,633 --> 00:15:52,033
HEY, HEY, THE RABBIT PULLED
A MAGICIAN OUT OF A HAT.
317
00:15:52,033 --> 00:15:55,500
( all laughing )
318
00:15:57,033 --> 00:16:02,200
( audience booing )
319
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:08,800
TOO-RA-LOO-RA, TA-RA-RA,
BOOM-DEAY, TA-RA... WHAT?
320
00:16:17,333 --> 00:16:19,566
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT
TO REMAIN SILENT.
321
00:16:19,566 --> 00:16:22,666
ANY MAGIC WORDS YOU SAY
WILL BE HELD AGAINST YOU.
322
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HEY, WAIT,
MR. AMAZING.
323
00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:25,233
WAIT A MINUTE.
324
00:16:25,233 --> 00:16:27,766
COME BACK.
325
00:16:27,766 --> 00:16:29,300
COME ON, DOG, LET'S...
326
00:16:30,966 --> 00:16:32,400
OOH, LOOK.
327
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:37,566
I'M OVER HERE,
AND YOU'RE OVER THERE.
328
00:16:37,566 --> 00:16:39,166
AND NOW I'M OVER HERE.
329
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:40,866
AND YOU'RE STILL THERE.
330
00:16:40,866 --> 00:16:44,200
AND I CAN GO HERE,
AND YOU CAN STAY THERE.
331
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:45,766
AND I'M STILL HERE.
332
00:16:45,766 --> 00:16:47,633
AND YOU'RE STILL THERE.
333
00:16:47,633 --> 00:16:48,633
( cackling )
334
00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:50,166
HERE, THERE.
335
00:16:50,166 --> 00:16:51,966
LOOK, IT'S ME.
336
00:16:51,966 --> 00:16:53,033
ONLY ME!
337
00:16:53,033 --> 00:16:54,200
I'M FREE!
338
00:16:55,166 --> 00:16:57,600
DOG, THIS IS THE GREATEST THING
339
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,433
THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED!
340
00:16:59,433 --> 00:17:02,033
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE
341
00:17:02,033 --> 00:17:04,866
I CAN GO SOMEWHERE
ALL BY MYSELF.
342
00:17:04,866 --> 00:17:07,966
BUT WHAT ABOUT ME?
343
00:17:07,966 --> 00:17:09,166
OH, YOU'LL BE FINE.
344
00:17:09,166 --> 00:17:10,900
LISTEN, I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
345
00:17:10,900 --> 00:17:13,733
BOY, I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D BE ABLE TO SAY THAT.
346
00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:18,233
FLYING SOLO AND FEELING FINE.
347
00:17:18,233 --> 00:17:21,966
( scat singing )
348
00:17:21,966 --> 00:17:22,966
HEY, LOOK.
349
00:17:22,966 --> 00:17:24,966
IT'S CAT IN THE BOX.
350
00:17:24,966 --> 00:17:27,300
LOSE YOUR BETTER HALF, CAT?
351
00:17:27,300 --> 00:17:30,233
DUH, SOMETHING'S DIFFERENT.
352
00:17:30,233 --> 00:17:31,566
DON'T TELL ME.
353
00:17:31,566 --> 00:17:33,733
ENOUGH OF THIS CONVERSATION.
354
00:17:33,733 --> 00:17:34,833
LET'S GET HIM!
355
00:17:34,833 --> 00:17:39,266
UM, DOG, BACK ME UP!
356
00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:41,466
DOG, DOG... DOG?
357
00:17:41,466 --> 00:17:42,633
OH!
358
00:17:42,633 --> 00:17:44,400
FORGET ABOUT...
359
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:48,266
ON SECOND THOUGHT, UM... MAYBE
WE SHOULD GET BACK TOGETHER.
360
00:17:48,266 --> 00:17:51,000
YOU CAN PUT US BACK TOGETHER,
RIGHT, CAT?
361
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,433
UM, WELL,
OF COURSE I CAN.
362
00:17:53,433 --> 00:17:54,466
( snorts )
363
00:17:54,466 --> 00:17:55,533
EASY.
364
00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:57,100
IT'S JUST A SILLY TRICK.
365
00:17:57,100 --> 00:18:01,366
JUST, UH, BACK UP.
366
00:18:01,366 --> 00:18:03,100
THERE.
367
00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:04,700
IT'S REAL MAGIC.
368
00:18:04,700 --> 00:18:06,533
IT WASN'T A TRICK.
369
00:18:06,533 --> 00:18:09,033
( both screaming )
370
00:18:09,033 --> 00:18:14,366
( grunting and moaning )
371
00:18:14,366 --> 00:18:17,200
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT! WAIT, WAIT!
372
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:22,733
COME ON, DOG,
WORK WITH ME.
373
00:18:22,733 --> 00:18:24,466
( crash, grunt )
374
00:18:24,466 --> 00:18:25,866
HEY, DOG
375
00:18:25,866 --> 00:18:29,766
I SEE YOU FINALLY GOT RID
OF THAT UNSIGHTLY APPENDAGE.
376
00:18:29,766 --> 00:18:31,166
ZIP IT, RAT BOY.
377
00:18:31,166 --> 00:18:33,633
DOG, WE CAN'T
LIVE LIKE THIS.
378
00:18:33,633 --> 00:18:35,933
WE GOT
TO GET BACK TOGETHER
379
00:18:35,933 --> 00:18:38,433
IF IT'S THE LAST THING
WE DO!
380
00:18:38,433 --> 00:18:39,766
HOW?
381
00:18:39,766 --> 00:18:40,766
WHY?
382
00:18:45,933 --> 00:18:46,933
( squeals )
383
00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:02,633
Both:
S'MORES.
384
00:19:06,133 --> 00:19:07,366
( cackles )
385
00:19:24,566 --> 00:19:27,000
GUESS YOU'LL
HAVE TO CHANGE
386
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,933
YOUR NAMES
TO CATBOX AND BOXDOG.
387
00:19:29,933 --> 00:19:31,033
( cackling )
388
00:19:31,033 --> 00:19:32,533
OKAY, THAT'S IT.
389
00:19:32,533 --> 00:19:34,033
WE'RE GOING TO JAIL.
390
00:19:34,033 --> 00:19:35,066
HUH?
391
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:44,166
EXCUSE ME,
MY GOOD MAN.
392
00:19:44,166 --> 00:19:46,966
WE DEMAND TO SEE
THE AMAZING RAY.
393
00:19:46,966 --> 00:19:49,400
TAKE A NUMBER
AND GET IN LINE.
394
00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:51,100
I HAVE TO GO TO WORK.
395
00:19:51,100 --> 00:19:53,766
I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.
396
00:19:53,766 --> 00:19:56,000
WHERE'S MY LITTLE SISTER?
397
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,366
ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT.
398
00:19:57,366 --> 00:20:00,566
I'LL TAKE YOU BACK TO RAY
AND HE'LL FIX YOU UP.
399
00:20:04,266 --> 00:20:06,900
NOTHING UP MY SLEEVE.
400
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:11,133
( gasps )
401
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:13,366
Rabbit:
HE'S GONE.
402
00:20:13,366 --> 00:20:15,133
HE'S VANISHED.
403
00:20:15,133 --> 00:20:18,700
HOW DID HE DO
THAT TRICK, CAT?
404
00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:19,733
THAT'S IT.
405
00:20:19,733 --> 00:20:20,866
WE'RE DOOMED.
406
00:20:20,866 --> 00:20:22,833
THIS IS HOW
WE'LL HAVE TO SPEND
407
00:20:22,833 --> 00:20:24,900
THE REST
OF OUR MISERABLE LIVES!
408
00:20:24,900 --> 00:20:28,400
"NOW APPEARING IN FARBURG
409
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:33,200
THE AMAZING FAY,
MISTRESS OF MAGIC."
410
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:36,466
HEY, CAT,
LET'S GO SEE A MAGIC SHOW.
411
00:20:36,466 --> 00:20:40,666
NEVER SAY MAGIC
TO ME AGAIN.
412
00:20:40,666 --> 00:20:43,466
GEE, HE KIND OF LOOKS
LIKE RAY'S SISTER.
413
00:20:45,033 --> 00:20:46,733
SISTER, NOTHING.
414
00:20:46,733 --> 00:20:47,733
COME ON, DOG.
415
00:20:47,733 --> 00:20:49,433
WE'RE GOING TO FARBURG.
416
00:20:49,433 --> 00:20:51,400
I'M RIGHT
BEHIND YOU, CAT.
417
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:53,466
( muttering,
grunting )
418
00:20:53,466 --> 00:20:55,666
WHAT ARE YOU...
HOLD IT!
419
00:20:55,666 --> 00:20:57,666
CEASE AND DESIST.
420
00:20:57,666 --> 00:20:59,000
OH, FORGET IT.
421
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,966
WE'LL NEVER MAKE IT
TO FARBURG LIKE THIS.
422
00:21:01,966 --> 00:21:07,100
I'M TOO TIRED AND,
PLUS, I GOT A WOBBLY WHEEL.
423
00:21:08,966 --> 00:21:10,400
( sniffing )
424
00:21:11,933 --> 00:21:14,533
I GOT AN IDEA.
425
00:21:14,533 --> 00:21:17,033
SEE, CAT, THIS IS...
426
00:21:17,033 --> 00:21:18,666
( shouting )
427
00:21:20,566 --> 00:21:22,966
( both grunting )
428
00:21:22,966 --> 00:21:27,833
Dog:
BOY,-I-WISH-I-HAD-
A-TOY-LIKE-THIS.
429
00:21:27,833 --> 00:21:32,633
WE GOT A REAL SPRING
IN OUR STEP, CAT.
430
00:21:32,633 --> 00:21:36,333
( high-pitched voice ):
IS THIS YOUR CARD?
431
00:21:36,333 --> 00:21:37,600
( applause )
432
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:40,100
OH, THANK YOU,
THANK YOU.
433
00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:42,933
MY NEXT TRICK I CALL...
434
00:21:42,933 --> 00:21:44,333
THE BIG DRILL.
435
00:21:44,333 --> 00:21:46,133
( drill whirring )
436
00:21:46,133 --> 00:21:47,533
DO I HAVE A VOLUNTEER?
437
00:21:47,533 --> 00:21:49,666
HOW ABOUT US?
438
00:21:51,833 --> 00:21:54,000
HELLO, FAY.
439
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,500
OR SHOULD I SAY... RAY?
440
00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:57,866
UH...
441
00:21:57,866 --> 00:21:58,933
( growling )
442
00:21:59,833 --> 00:22:02,800
PUT US BACK TOGETHER
443
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:07,733
OR YOU'LL DISAPPEAR...
PERMANENTLY.
444
00:22:07,733 --> 00:22:12,666
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I SHALL
NOW JOIN A CAT AND DOG TOGETHER.
445
00:22:12,666 --> 00:22:13,566
( all gasp )
446
00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:15,333
WILL THIS REALLY WORK, FAY?
447
00:22:15,333 --> 00:22:16,533
OF COURSE!
448
00:22:16,533 --> 00:22:20,966
I'M THE AMAZING RAY--
UH, I MEAN FAY.
449
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:28,100
( grunting )
450
00:22:28,100 --> 00:22:31,133
CAT, YOU'RE IN THERE
ALL THE TIME?
451
00:22:31,133 --> 00:22:35,400
YEAH, I, UH, I GUESS I WAS.
452
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:36,966
THEN WHO'S THAT?
453
00:22:39,766 --> 00:22:42,066
( normal voice ):
TA-DA!
454
00:22:42,066 --> 00:22:45,200
( high-pitched voice ):
I MEAN, TA-DA!
455
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:50,666
( pop, air escaping )
456
00:22:50,666 --> 00:22:52,433
( cheering and applause )
457
00:22:52,433 --> 00:22:56,700
I TOLD YOU
IT WAS JUST A TRICK.
458
00:22:56,700 --> 00:22:58,233
( laughing )
459
00:23:05,533 --> 00:23:08,533
♪ ONE FINE DAY
WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪
460
00:23:08,533 --> 00:23:10,000
♪ A BABY WAS BORN
AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪
461
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,466
♪ NO BLUE BUG
AND NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪
462
00:23:11,466 --> 00:23:12,933
♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE
463
00:23:12,933 --> 00:23:14,200
♪ LITTLE CATDOG
464
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:17,333
♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
465
00:23:17,333 --> 00:23:20,266
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
466
00:23:20,266 --> 00:23:23,200
♪ OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
467
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:24,666
♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪
468
00:23:24,666 --> 00:23:26,133
♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT,
GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
469
00:23:26,133 --> 00:23:27,600
♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER,
GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪
470
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:32,000
♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
471
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,566
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG... ♪
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00:23:33,566 --> 00:23:37,866
[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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00:23:37,866 --> 00:23:39,333
and NICKELODEON]
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00:23:39,333 --> 00:23:40,900
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
475
00:23:40,900 --> 00:23:44,833
[Captioned byThe Caption Center
WGBH Educational Foundation]
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