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♪ ONE FINE DAY
WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪
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♪ A BABY WAS BORN
AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪
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♪ NO BLUE BUG
AND NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪
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♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE,
LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
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♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪
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♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT,
GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
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♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER,
GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and NICKELODEON]
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( wind whistling )
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( birds chirping )
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( classical music playing )
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( slurping )
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AH...
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AN AFTERNOON OF PURE,
UNINTERRUPTED LEISURE.
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DOG, THIS IS WHAT
A CAT LIVES FOR.
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( groans )
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IF YOU SAY SO, CAT.
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OH, I DO, I DO.
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THE PHONE IS UNPLUGGED,
SO IS THE TV, AND...
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( doorbell rings, barks, meows )
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THE DOOR IS STILL
PLUGGED IN, HUH?
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( snickers )
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( imitating ):
HEH-HEH-HEH.
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Cliff:
HEY, CATBUTT, OPEN UP.
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IT'S CLIFF.
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UM, UH, CLIFF,
IT'S MY DAY OFF
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AND DOG AND I WERE
JUST RELAXING
SO, WE...
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NOT ANYMORE YOU AIN'T.
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THIS HERE'S
MY NIECE.
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( coos )
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( giggles )
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( belches deeply )
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HI, LITTLE BABY.
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COOCHIE-COOCHIE-COO.
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YOW!
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LUBE WAS SUPPOSED
TO BABY-SIT HER
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BUT HE GOT HIS HEAD
STUCK IN A BICYCLE.
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THAT'S, THAT'S REALLY
FASCINATING BUT I, UH...
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I WANT YOU
TO BABY-SIT
HER INSTEAD.
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DO ME THAT PERSONAL-TYPE FAVOR
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I WON'T POUND YOU FOR A MONTH.
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AND IF I REFUSE?
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THEN I POUND YOU RIGHT NOW.
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WELL THEN,
JUST CALL ME NANNY.
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HI,
LITTLE
NANNY.
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HEY, I THINK YOUSE
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ARE REALLY GOING
TO HIT IT OFF.
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SHE'S GOT A REAL THING
FOR KITTY CATS.
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KITTY CAT!
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( giggling )
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( gleeful yelp )
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( laughing... )
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BE A GOOD LITTLE GIRL
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AND LET KITTY CAT GO.
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( crashing )
OW!
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( talking baby talk )
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HERE COMES
UNCLE CLIFFY.
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HERE COMES
UNCLE DOGGY.
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HERE COMES
UNCLE CATTY.
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SHEESH, YOU GET
THE LICENSE PLATE
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ON THE ATOM BOMB
THAT HIT THIS PLACE?
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WE'RE BABY-SITTING
CLIFF'S NIECE, WINSLOW.
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YEAH?
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SO, UH, WHERE IS
THE LITTLE TYKE?
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HUH?
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( gasps )
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( gasps )
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SHE'S GONE!
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( doorbell rings, barks, meows )
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( groans )
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HEY, UM, IT'S, UH...
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I FORGET MY NAME.
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( screams ):
IT'S LUBE!
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OH, YEAH.
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UM, AND I COME TO TAKE OVER
THE BABY-SITTING, ON ACCOUNT OF
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I GOT MY HEAD UN-STUCK
FROM THE BICYCLE.
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OH, MY GOSH, MY GOSH.
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WHEN LUBE SEES
I LOST THE BABY
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HE'LL TELL CLIFF.
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AND I'LL BE
DEAD CAT MEAT!
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( snickers )
TOUGH BREAK, CAT.
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SO, UH, CAN I HAVE YOUR TV?
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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YOU'RE JUST ABOUT
THE RIGHT SIZE.
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FOR WHAT?
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W-WHOA!
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HEY! I AIN'T
PRETENDING TO BE NO...
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COOCHIE-COO
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LITTLE BABY.
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HEY, I AIN'T NO...
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I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS, CAT.
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( chuckles )
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SHE'S GETTING MORE
LIKE CLIFF
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ALL THE TIME.
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( sighs heavily )
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Dog:
YOU'RE A GENIUS, CAT.
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ALL OUR WORRIES
ARE OVER.
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WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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WE STILL HAVE TO
FIND CLIFF'S NIECE
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AND SWITCH HER
WITH WINSLOW
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BEFORE CLIFF
GETS HOME!
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OH, YEAH.
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CAT!
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THAT INNOCENT BABY IS OUT THERE
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IN THE BIG, BAD WORLD,
ALL ALONE.
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WE MUST FIND
THE BABY
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BEFORE ANY HARMS
COME TO HER.
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OR ME.
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LET ME OUT OF HERE,
YOU BIG DOPE.
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UM, I THINK
SOMEBODY'S CRANKY
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ON ACCOUNT OF
NOT EATING.
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HERE, BABY.
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A NICE JAR, UM...
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( sniffs )
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( flies buzzing )
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...OF STUFF TO EAT.
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WHAT, ARE YOU NUTS?
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NO WAY I'M EATING
KIDDY GARBAGE.
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OPEN UP FOR LUBEY.
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COMING IN
THE GARAGE.
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HUH, NOT BAD.
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KIND OF TASTY, IN FACT.
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KEEP IT COMING,
SERVANT BOY.
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( frantic sniffing )
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( sniffing deeply )
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GETTING CLOSER, CAT.
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( horrified gasp )
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( giggling )
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( giggling )
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( screams )
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( giggling )
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( riders screaming )
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( giggles )
KITTY CAT.
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( Catdog panting )
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( frantic sniffing )
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WHAT IS IT, BOY?
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( giggling )
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( coaxing ):
WELL, HELLO THERE, LITTLE MISS.
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WHY DON'T YOU WADDLE OVER HERE
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AND PLAY
WITH UNCLE CAT?
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OOH! WHY, YOU LITTLE...
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( cooing and laughing )
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( growls )
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( panting )
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( laughing )
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KITTY CAT.
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( growling continues )
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( stammering ):
C-COME ON, BABY.
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IT'S TIME TO GO.
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( guard dog pounding,
Cat groaning )
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( groans )
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( snarls )
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DOG?
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LEROY!
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AH, LEROY...
MY MAIN MAN.
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GIVE ME SOME OF THAT.
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Leroy:
YOU STILL HANGING
AROUND WITH CAT?
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I'M KIDDING YOU,
I'M KIDDING YOU.
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Lube:
AND SO THEM BEARS DID SOMETHING
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AND BLONDE GIRL DID SOMETHING
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AND THEY LIV-ED HAPPY
FOREVER, UM, A LONG TIME.
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( yawns )
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TIME.
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( snoring )
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HEY, HEY, GETTING
A LITTLE LAZY
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WITH THE ROCKING,
AIN'T YOU?OH, SORRY.
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YEAH, WELL,
SHAPE UP
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OR I'LL TELL
MY UNCLE CLIFFY.
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NOW, LET'S HAVE
A NEW STORY.
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AND, WHILE WE'RE
ON THE SUBJECT
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( laughing )
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HOW'S ABOUT FRESHENING
UP MY MILK?
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UH, OKAY, BABY.
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PARTY'S OVER,
MISSY.
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( chortles )
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( humming )
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TERRIFIC.
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( ice cream truck
playing tinkly music )
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( giggling )
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( panting )
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DOG, I DON'T THINK
WE'LL EVER FIND
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THAT LITTLE
BUNDLE OF JOY.
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CAT! LOOK!
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IT'S BABY!
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OH, NO, CAT.
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HOW WILL WE EVER CATCH
THAT SPEEDING TRUCK?
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CATDOG WHEEL!
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Cat:
KEEP ROLLING, DOG!
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( whistling )
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IT'S CLIFF!
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( Dog stammering )
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( whistling )
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WE'RE RUNNING
OUT OF TIME.
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WE HAVE TO
FIND THE BABY
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AND GET HER BACK
TO CLIFF'S HOUSE
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BEFORE HE GETS HOME.
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CAT! LOOK!
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SHE LEFT A TRAIL
OF ICE CREAM WRAPPERS.
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INTERESTING.
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( gasps )
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LITTLE MONSTER KNOCKED OVER
SENOR FROSTY.
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( someone moaning )
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( laughing )
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Cat ( whispers ):
PERFECT, IT'S NAP TIME.
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Winslow:
HEY, WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?
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SHH! WE'RE GETTING YOU
OUT OF HERE.
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I DON'T WANT TO.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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I LIKE IT HERE.
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I GET THREE
HOTS AND A COT
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THE BIG GOON TREATS ME
LIKE A KING.
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HE EVEN READS
ME STORIES.
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WELL, TOUGH KITTIES.
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WE'RE GOING HOME.
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WINSLOW, PLEASE.
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CLIFF WILL BE BACK
ANY SECOND.
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OKAY, I'LL COME WITH YOU
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ON ONE CONDITION.
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( humming )
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( gasps )
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( crickets chirping )
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Cat( wearily ):
♪ ROCK-A-BYE WINSLOW
IN THE TREE TOP. ♪
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OH, NO, NO.
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I'M SICK OF
THAT SONG, CAT.
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HOW'S ABOUT
A STORY?
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AND SOME MORE
STRAINED PEACHES.
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AND WARM ME UP
ANOTHER BOTTLE OF MILK.
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Dog:
YOU SURE MAKE
A GOOD BABY-SITTER, CAT.
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( laughter )
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WHAT A GREAT
YARN BALL!
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MMM... WHAT A JOY IT IS
TO BE A CAT.
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( sighs )
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DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE
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SUCH A DOG?
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( gobbling and gulping )
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WHAT DID YOU SAY, CAT?
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( horn blaring )
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Calling all cats.
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Join the Cat Club.
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If you are a cat
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you belong.
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HMM...
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I'M NOT GOING TO
A STUPID CAT CLUB.
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COME ON, DOG.
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I NEED TO BE
WITH MY OWN KIND
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00:13:17,233 --> 00:13:18,500
ONCE IN A WHILE.
255
00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:20,766
WE'LL ONLY STAY
A FEW MINUTES.
256
00:13:20,766 --> 00:13:22,666
BUT IT SAYS "CATS ONLY."
257
00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:25,800
NOT TO WORRY.
258
00:13:27,366 --> 00:13:30,066
I DON'T WANT TO BE A CAT.
259
00:13:31,866 --> 00:13:34,066
HOW DO YOU KNOW
TILL YOU'VE TRIED?
260
00:13:34,066 --> 00:13:35,700
YOU MIGHT LIKE IT.
261
00:13:35,700 --> 00:13:36,933
OUCH.
262
00:13:36,933 --> 00:13:39,966
THANK GOODNESS FOR
THOSE ORIGAMI LESSONS.
263
00:13:41,533 --> 00:13:43,233
( grunts )
264
00:13:43,233 --> 00:13:45,300
HMM...
265
00:13:45,300 --> 00:13:47,300
THAT NOSE WON'T DO.
266
00:13:50,566 --> 00:13:52,100
YOU'LL PASS.
267
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:03,933
NOW JUST STICK CLOSE TO ME,
AND IF ANYONE TALKS TO YOU
268
00:14:03,933 --> 00:14:05,866
WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO SAY?
269
00:14:05,866 --> 00:14:07,033
MEOW.
270
00:14:07,033 --> 00:14:08,200
PERFECT.
271
00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:10,366
WELL, GOOD EVENING,
FELLOW CATS.
272
00:14:10,366 --> 00:14:11,566
( chuckles )
273
00:14:11,566 --> 00:14:13,566
WE'RE JUST A COUPLE OF CATS
274
00:14:13,566 --> 00:14:15,500
HERE TO JOIN THE CAT CLUB.
275
00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:17,033
MEOW.
276
00:14:17,033 --> 00:14:19,233
HMM, I NEVER SEEN A CAT
277
00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:21,500
LIKE THAT BEFORE.
278
00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:23,100
HE'S A VERY RARE BREED.
279
00:14:23,100 --> 00:14:27,333
HE'S A...
EAST MORAVIAN... MARONI.
280
00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:29,800
WELL! WHY DIDN'T YOU
SAY SO?
281
00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:31,466
COME ON IN!
282
00:14:32,966 --> 00:14:37,033
( cats chatting and laughing )
283
00:14:39,833 --> 00:14:41,733
GOOD EVENING, GENTLEMEN.
284
00:14:41,733 --> 00:14:44,033
I'M FELEEN.
285
00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:46,733
( chuckling )
286
00:14:46,733 --> 00:14:49,266
HELLO-O-O.
287
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,366
MY NAME'S CAT,
AND THIS IS
288
00:14:54,366 --> 00:14:57,133
MY FRIEND DO... DOUG.
289
00:14:57,133 --> 00:14:58,133
DOUG.
290
00:14:58,133 --> 00:14:59,366
( moans ):
MEOW.
291
00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:01,266
CAN I GET YOU A YARN BALL?
292
00:15:01,266 --> 00:15:02,533
A DRY SPOT IN THE
293
00:15:02,533 --> 00:15:03,533
LITTER LOUNGE?
294
00:15:03,533 --> 00:15:05,033
A TABLE IN THE MILK BAR?
295
00:15:05,033 --> 00:15:09,333
HOW ABOUT A TASTY
FRESH FISH JUICE?
296
00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:10,633
YUCK.
297
00:15:10,633 --> 00:15:12,533
TUNA? SALMON?
298
00:15:12,533 --> 00:15:14,133
SUSHI?
299
00:15:14,133 --> 00:15:16,533
OH, WHY, THANK YOU.
300
00:15:16,533 --> 00:15:18,700
UH... DOUG.
301
00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:20,700
EW... I HATE FISH.
302
00:15:20,700 --> 00:15:22,366
( all gasping )
303
00:15:22,366 --> 00:15:24,566
UM, HE'S KIDDING.
304
00:15:24,566 --> 00:15:26,533
WHAT A FUNSTER.
305
00:15:26,533 --> 00:15:28,000
HE'S A NUT!
306
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,433
DOG, UH, DOUG
LOVES FISH.
307
00:15:30,433 --> 00:15:31,833
( gulps )
308
00:15:31,833 --> 00:15:33,633
I THINK I'M GOING TO BARF.
309
00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:34,833
( swallows )
310
00:15:34,833 --> 00:15:35,933
I WANT TO GO.
311
00:15:35,933 --> 00:15:37,533
YOU SAID WE'D ONLY STAY
312
00:15:37,533 --> 00:15:39,133
FOR A FEW MINUTES.
313
00:15:39,133 --> 00:15:41,366
OH, YOU CAN'T GO YET.
314
00:15:41,366 --> 00:15:43,633
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN
YOUR UNIFORMS.
315
00:15:43,633 --> 00:15:45,433
UNIFORMS?
316
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,800
OH, DO YOU HAVE HATS?
317
00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:53,000
IS THERE A HAT?
318
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,100
I LOVE HATS.
319
00:15:54,100 --> 00:15:56,233
BRING ON THE CHAPEAUS.
320
00:15:57,866 --> 00:16:00,300
Both:
ME-OW!
321
00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:04,066
NOW, JOIN US
IN OUR INNER SANCTUM...
322
00:16:04,066 --> 00:16:09,033
THE SACRED CAVE OF CATS.
323
00:16:09,033 --> 00:16:10,033
SHH!
324
00:16:16,900 --> 00:16:20,300
SHHH...!
325
00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:26,266
( alarm blaring )
326
00:16:30,300 --> 00:16:31,766
ME-WOW.
327
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:42,000
( crowd gasping )
328
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,766
( crowd cheering )
329
00:16:43,766 --> 00:16:46,833
♪ CATS, CATS, CATS, CATS ♪
330
00:16:46,833 --> 00:16:48,833
♪ CATS, CATS,
CATS, CATS ♪
331
00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:50,500
♪ CATS ARE GREAT
332
00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:52,633
♪ CATS ARE THE BEST
333
00:16:52,633 --> 00:16:56,133
♪ COMPARED TO A DOG,
THERE IS NO CONTEST ♪
334
00:16:56,133 --> 00:16:58,300
♪ WE ARE THE CATS,
WE HAVE COOL HATS ♪
335
00:16:58,300 --> 00:17:01,000
♪ WE ARE THE CATS!
336
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,166
( audience cheering
and exclaiming )
337
00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:08,733
THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL!
338
00:17:08,733 --> 00:17:10,966
I LOVE YOU GUYS.
339
00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:14,433
GREETINGS,
FELLOW FELINES.
340
00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:19,033
PLEASE LOWER THE MASK OF UNITY.
341
00:17:24,533 --> 00:17:26,700
WE WELCOME
OUR TWO NEWEST MEMBERS
342
00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:28,033
CAT AND DOUG.
343
00:17:28,033 --> 00:17:30,333
All:
HAIL CAT AND DOUG.
344
00:17:30,333 --> 00:17:34,833
AND NOW, A FILM YOU WILL ALL
FIND VERY ILLUMINATING.
345
00:17:34,833 --> 00:17:36,733
ROLL IT, LENNY.
346
00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:39,666
OH, BOY,
A FREE MOVIE.
347
00:17:39,666 --> 00:17:41,933
THIS IS A GREAT
CLUB, CAT.
348
00:17:41,933 --> 00:17:43,033
TOLD YOU SO.
349
00:17:52,533 --> 00:17:54,533
Narrator:
Cats, the proud
350
00:17:54,533 --> 00:17:55,633
the brave
351
00:17:55,633 --> 00:17:57,000
the intelligent.
352
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,333
Superior.
353
00:17:58,333 --> 00:18:01,333
The cat, wonder of wonders.
354
00:18:01,333 --> 00:18:02,333
AH...
355
00:18:02,333 --> 00:18:05,833
The greatest creature on earth.
356
00:18:05,833 --> 00:18:08,533
AIN'T IT THE TRUTH.
357
00:18:08,533 --> 00:18:10,333
AIN'T IT THE TRUTH.
358
00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:14,766
But alas, the beloved cat
has an evil enemy.
359
00:18:14,766 --> 00:18:17,266
the cause of all our problems...
360
00:18:17,266 --> 00:18:19,066
the dog.
361
00:18:19,066 --> 00:18:22,233
( audience shouting and booing )
362
00:18:28,866 --> 00:18:31,500
Despicable, inferior creatures
363
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:34,466
not fit to walk this earth.
364
00:18:34,466 --> 00:18:37,266
BUT NOT ANYMORE.
365
00:18:37,266 --> 00:18:40,133
A NEW DAY IS DAWNING.
366
00:18:40,133 --> 00:18:43,533
WE WILL ACHIEVE
OUR ULTIMATE DREAM
367
00:18:43,533 --> 00:18:45,700
A WORLD WITHOUT DOGS!
368
00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:49,500
NO MORE DOGS!
369
00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:53,633
All:
NO MORE DOGS!
370
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,733
NO MORE DOGS!
371
00:18:55,733 --> 00:18:57,300
NO MORE DOGS!
372
00:18:57,300 --> 00:19:00,166
DOG-- DOUG,
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
373
00:19:00,166 --> 00:19:03,400
I'M SAYING, "NO MORE DOGS!"
374
00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:08,233
Feleen:
HERE IS HOW WE WILL
ACHIEVE OUR DREAM:
375
00:19:08,233 --> 00:19:11,333
THE DOGCATCHER XL5!
376
00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:13,033
( audience gasping )
377
00:19:13,033 --> 00:19:15,466
IT WILL ELIMINATE DOGS!
378
00:19:15,466 --> 00:19:19,233
AND ANYONE WHO
ASSOCIATES WITH DOGS!
379
00:19:19,233 --> 00:19:21,266
NO MORE DOGS!
380
00:19:21,266 --> 00:19:23,333
NO MORE DOGS!
381
00:19:23,333 --> 00:19:25,000
NO MORE DOGS!
382
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,200
DOG, THIS IS
A BAD CLUB.
383
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,900
WE'VE GOT TO GET
OUT OF HERE.
384
00:19:29,900 --> 00:19:31,866
THESE CATS ARE CRAZY.
385
00:19:31,866 --> 00:19:33,033
NO MORE DOGS!
386
00:19:33,033 --> 00:19:34,200
NO MORE DOGS!
387
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:36,366
DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG.
388
00:19:36,366 --> 00:19:37,766
YOU'RE A DOG.
389
00:19:37,766 --> 00:19:39,600
( siren wailing )
390
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:41,300
NO MORE DOGS...!
391
00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:42,566
WAIT!
392
00:19:42,566 --> 00:19:44,766
SOMEONE HERE HAS
THE FOUL STENCH
393
00:19:44,766 --> 00:19:46,533
OF DOG UPON THEM!
394
00:19:46,533 --> 00:19:48,000
( all gasping )
395
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,200
( teeth chattering )
396
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:51,400
WHO HAS BEEN ASSOCIATING
WITH A DOG?
397
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:52,733
OH, I KNOW, I KNOW!
398
00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:53,733
PICK ME!
399
00:19:53,733 --> 00:19:54,833
PICK ME! PICK ME!
400
00:19:54,833 --> 00:19:56,200
DOG! DOG!
401
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:57,266
WHAT?
402
00:19:57,266 --> 00:19:58,666
IT IS... HIM.
403
00:19:58,666 --> 00:19:59,466
TRAITOR!
404
00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:01,033
( groans )
405
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:04,833
AND WHO WAS THE DOG... DOUG?
406
00:20:04,833 --> 00:20:06,633
IT WAS ME!
407
00:20:06,633 --> 00:20:09,333
( crowd gasps )
408
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:13,766
DESTROY THAT CAT,
AND THE DOG HE DRAGGED IN.
409
00:20:13,766 --> 00:20:17,566
DESTROY THAT CAT
AND THE D... OOPS.
410
00:20:17,566 --> 00:20:19,700
AFTER THEM!
411
00:20:26,700 --> 00:20:29,300
( cats yowling )
412
00:20:29,300 --> 00:20:30,200
( cackling )
413
00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:36,000
( both shriek )
414
00:20:41,633 --> 00:20:45,366
WELL, DOG... WE LEARNED
A VALUABLE LESSON TODAY.
415
00:20:45,366 --> 00:20:46,866
( cat screeching )
416
00:20:46,866 --> 00:20:49,366
DON'T JOIN A CLUB
JUST 'CAUSE IT LOOKS COOL.
417
00:20:49,366 --> 00:20:50,633
( another cat screeching )
418
00:20:50,633 --> 00:20:51,800
RIGHT!
419
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:53,166
CAN I KEEP THE HAT?
420
00:20:53,166 --> 00:20:54,966
( another cat screeching )
421
00:21:09,266 --> 00:21:11,100
Crowd ( chanting ):
CATDOG, CATDOG...!
422
00:21:11,100 --> 00:21:13,366
NOW, REMEMBER, DOG,
FOLLOW MY LEAD.
423
00:21:13,366 --> 00:21:16,700
WHEN I SAY
"CAT DIGGETY DOG,"
YOU SAY "CAT DIGG..."
424
00:21:16,700 --> 00:21:17,833
OKAY!
425
00:21:17,833 --> 00:21:20,266
( musical intro plays )
426
00:21:20,266 --> 00:21:21,533
♪ CAT DIGGETY DOG
427
00:21:21,533 --> 00:21:22,966
♪ CAT DIGGETY DOG
428
00:21:22,966 --> 00:21:24,266
♪ DOG DIGGETY CAT
429
00:21:24,266 --> 00:21:25,566
♪ DOG DIGGETY CAT
430
00:21:25,566 --> 00:21:26,800
♪ HE WANTS TO DO THIS
431
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:27,833
♪ I WANNA DO THIS
432
00:21:27,833 --> 00:21:29,100
♪ I GOTTA DO THAT
433
00:21:29,100 --> 00:21:30,166
TERRIFIC.
434
00:21:30,166 --> 00:21:31,566
♪ HOW COULD IT GET
435
00:21:31,566 --> 00:21:33,100
♪ HOW COULD IT GET
436
00:21:33,100 --> 00:21:36,033
♪ HOW COULD IT GET
ANY BETTER THAN THIS? ♪
437
00:21:36,033 --> 00:21:38,366
I CAN'T IMAGINE.
438
00:21:38,366 --> 00:21:40,400
♪ TWO-IN-ONE BROTHERS
439
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:41,833
♪ TWO-IN-ONE BROTHERS
440
00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:42,966
♪ WE NEVER FIGHT
441
00:21:42,966 --> 00:21:44,133
♪ WE NEVER FIGHT
442
00:21:44,133 --> 00:21:46,200
♪ EXCEPT WHEN WE
YELL AND SCREAM ♪
443
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:47,600
DOG, WILL YOU WATCH...
444
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:49,633
Dog:
♪ WHEN WE SCRATCH AND BITE
445
00:21:49,633 --> 00:21:52,200
Cat:
♪ HOW COULD IT GET,
HOW COULD IT GET ♪
446
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:55,466
♪ HOW COULD IT GET
ANY WETTER THAN THIS? ♪
447
00:21:55,466 --> 00:21:57,100
CAN I GET YOU A TOWEL?
448
00:21:57,100 --> 00:21:58,833
NEVER MIND.
449
00:21:58,833 --> 00:22:00,066
♪ WE'RE SALT AND PEPPER
450
00:22:00,066 --> 00:22:01,366
♪ WE'RE SALT AND PEPPER
451
00:22:01,366 --> 00:22:03,066
Dog:
♪ WE'RE BACON AND EGGS
452
00:22:03,066 --> 00:22:04,233
Cat:
♪ THAT'S SCRAMBLED EGGS
453
00:22:04,233 --> 00:22:05,333
♪ MY LEGS ARE HIS ARMS
454
00:22:05,333 --> 00:22:06,500
♪ HIS LEGS ARE MY ARMS
455
00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:07,866
Dog:
♪ MY ARMS ARE HIS LEGS
456
00:22:07,866 --> 00:22:09,266
♪ I GOTTA EAT TRASH
457
00:22:09,266 --> 00:22:10,833
♪ HE HAS TO EAT TRASH
458
00:22:10,833 --> 00:22:11,866
♪ HE'S GOTTA EAT WELL
459
00:22:11,866 --> 00:22:12,866
♪ I TRY TO EAT WELL
460
00:22:12,866 --> 00:22:14,033
♪ I EAT TILL I'M FULL
461
00:22:14,033 --> 00:22:15,366
♪ HE EATS TILL I'M SICK
462
00:22:15,366 --> 00:22:16,800
♪ AND, BOY, DO I SMELL
463
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:18,200
WHEW!
464
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:19,333
♪ HI-HO DIGGETY!
465
00:22:19,333 --> 00:22:20,333
♪ NO-HO DIGGETY
466
00:22:20,333 --> 00:22:21,366
♪ WHEN DAY IS DONE
467
00:22:21,366 --> 00:22:22,466
♪ PLEASE SAY IT'S DONE ♪
468
00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:23,600
Dog:
♪ YOU KNOW, TWO HEADS
469
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:24,700
♪ WHAT ABOUT
TWO HEADS? ♪
470
00:22:24,700 --> 00:22:25,633
♪ ARE MORE THAN ONE
471
00:22:25,633 --> 00:22:26,700
STOP, STOP,
STOP, STOP!
472
00:22:26,700 --> 00:22:27,733
♪ CAT'S FACE
DOESN'T GET ♪
473
00:22:27,733 --> 00:22:28,833
♪ CAT'S FACE
DOESN'T GET ♪
474
00:22:28,833 --> 00:22:30,900
♪ CAT'S FACE
DOESN'T GET ♪
475
00:22:30,900 --> 00:22:32,900
♪ ANY REDDER
THAN THIS. ♪
476
00:22:32,900 --> 00:22:34,300
OH-HO, THAT'S FUNNY.
477
00:22:34,300 --> 00:22:36,466
THOSE ARE NOT
THE RIGHT WORDS.
478
00:22:36,466 --> 00:22:39,466
♪ IT JUST DOESN'T GET,
IT JUST DOESN'T GET ♪
479
00:22:39,466 --> 00:22:43,200
♪ IT JUST DOESN'T GET
ANY BETTER THAN THIS! ♪
480
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:46,566
Audience ( chanting ):
CATDOG, CATDOG, CATDOG...!
481
00:22:52,100 --> 00:22:55,100
♪ ONE FINE DAY
WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪
482
00:22:55,100 --> 00:22:56,600
♪ A BABY WAS BORN
AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪
483
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:58,100
♪ NO BLUE BUG
AND NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪
484
00:22:58,100 --> 00:22:59,600
♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE
485
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:00,833
♪ LITTLE CATDOG
486
00:23:00,833 --> 00:23:04,166
♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
487
00:23:04,166 --> 00:23:07,166
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
488
00:23:07,166 --> 00:23:10,100
♪ OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
489
00:23:10,100 --> 00:23:11,566
♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪
490
00:23:11,566 --> 00:23:13,033
♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT,
GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
491
00:23:13,033 --> 00:23:14,533
♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER,
GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪
492
00:23:14,533 --> 00:23:18,900
♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
493
00:23:18,900 --> 00:23:20,466
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG... ♪
494
00:23:20,466 --> 00:23:24,766
[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
495
00:23:24,766 --> 00:23:26,233
and NICKELODEON ]
496
00:23:26,233 --> 00:23:27,800
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
497
00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:31,600
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