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-Megan filed for divorce.
-I'm actually down
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to play whoever wins.
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Hinkley Hills is Caucasian.
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That's the Burbs, babes.
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The evil overlord Agnes.
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Bill, you missed a spot.
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Marty and I
moved here 15 years ago.
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Goodnight, my love.
Unfortunately, he passed.
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When you have neighbors,
you're never alone,
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-even when you wanna be.
-What happened?
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There was a little quibble.
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Things got a little heated.
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You're an asshole.
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Don't you think we should
know what he's up to?
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Hello?
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Look, we need
to get out of here.
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It's the grave
of Alison Grant.
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Do you mean that Gary
might have killed that girl?
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I think
I hit something. Shit.
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Thanks
for stopping by, neighbors.
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This was so reckless.
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I know something's wrong.
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"Rob shows a proclivity
towards violence."
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Enough!
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-What's in there?
-Nothing.
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Let's just say it's not Gary
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that we need
to be worried about.
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It's Rob.
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Why the fuck
do you still have her phone?
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-You gotta get rid of it.
-It was 20 years ago.
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Her body isn't down there.
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So just drop it!
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Where'd you go?
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Just grabbing some water.
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Oh, oh, uh-uh.
I got exactly what you need.
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Look, see?
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All good. Almost home.
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Hi. Yoo-hoo. Samira.
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Hi.
Sorry, I'm totally blanking.
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Lauren Daniels.
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We met outside the shops
in the Plaza the other day.
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-Yes, yes. Uh, sorry.
-I don't know where my head went.
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Baby brain.
I totally get it.
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You remember my daughter, Ains.
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-Hi.
-Hi. Good to see you, guys.
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-Oh, babe.
-It gets easier. I promise.
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That's what
they keep telling me.
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-It's true.
-And you're already so brave
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bringing him out into public.
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I refused to take
Ainsley anywhere
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until she had her second round
of shots, like, nowhere.
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We were completely housebound.
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Really? Is that normal?
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No, it was insane.
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Also known as the new normal.
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Ains and I are almost done
with our little walk.
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Thank God.
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But I'll see you at the block
party on Sunday, right?
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-What block party?
-Are you kidding?
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The block party.
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Ugh, here, okay.
I have the thing.
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Oh.
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How did I not see this?
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Baby brain. It's real.
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My mother planned
a beautiful party.
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All you have to do
is walk outside your house.
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Right. Agnes is your mother.
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-I knew that.
-Yes,
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and I appreciate
your sympathetic tone.
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The HOA throws it every year.
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It's, um, it's a celebration
of the community.
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The whole village comes.
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The village of Hinkley Hills.
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I really hope
you can make it, Samira.
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There'll be so many
nice people for you to meet,
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other moms, and my mother
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has, uh, really outdone
herself this year.
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Okay. We'll see you soon.
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Come on, hon.
Did you put some lotion on?
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No.
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Come on, you can do it.
You can do it, baby.
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What do you think, Miles?
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-Come on.
-Ready to party?
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Agnes, are you here to apologize
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for falsely accusing me
of absconding with your dog?
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-Ha. No.
-Have you cleaned out the fridge?
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-What?
-Your walk-in.
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The meat delivery
for the block party
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arrives tomorrow
and it needs to be stored.
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Bill will bring the truck by.
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And also how many pies
are you making?
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-How many pies?
-Marty's apple pie.
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He always did a baker's dozen.
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But under the circumstances,
how many can I put you down for?
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Look, Agnes,
the walk-in fridge, the pies,
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the whole stupid block party,
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that was Marty's thing,
not mine.
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And now he's gone.
So you and Bill
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will just have to find
someplace else
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to store your sausage.
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Lynn...
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I know you've had
a very difficult time
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but this is my last year
as HOA president.
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Are you dying?
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Gracefully retiring,
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making way for a new generation
of leadership.
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Well, until then,
stay the fuck out of my fridge!
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You're gonna regret this!
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The nerve of that woman.
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Marty's barely cold
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and she's demanding
his fridge space.
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Honey,
it's been six months.
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-Marty's plenty cold.
-And she wants his pie.
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Uh, I love pie.
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I know his pie is famous
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but I am not just an extension
of my dead husband.
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I am a human being
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with my own thoughts
and feelings,
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and my feeling right now
is that Agnes Festerson
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can fester right off.
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Well, I'm sorry, Lynn.
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Guys, this block party
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seems like it's gonna be
a pretty big deal, huh?
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I wonder if Betsy and Gary
are gonna show up.
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Betsy does not exist.
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-What are you talking about?
-We met her.
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She has no digital footprints,
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no social media,
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no real person involved.
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Come on. Betsy Wilsons,
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there's gotta be
thousands of them out there.
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Hundreds of thousands
of Elizabeth Wilsons.
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Any number of them
may choose to go by Betsy
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but none are she.
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And you've gone
through all of them?
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I've already said too much.
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The party really is a blast.
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I think you and Rob
will have a nice time.
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Rob and I aren't exactly
at our most loving right now.
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-What do you mean?
-Nothing. Couple's fight,
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especially when you add
a baby to the equation.
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I'm sure it all
will just blow over, right?
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What? What's that look?
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Samira, when you and Rob argue,
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um, you feel safe, don't you?
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I mean, does he ever,
uh, threaten you
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or become physically aggressive?
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-No. Why would you say that?
-I wasn't going to say anything.
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Famous last words.
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When I was
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watching Miles the other night,
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I happened across a file
in Bev's office.
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So you were snooping?
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Not through
any of your things,
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but two hours unsupervised
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in my snootiest
neighbor's house,
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I'm only human, honey.
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Go on.
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There was
a psychiatric evaluation.
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What did it say?
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Uncontrollable outbursts,
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a lack of self-control.
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Sounds like he was
a pretty angry little guy.
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An angry teenage boy. Really?
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Did you also find
a tape recording
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of him having a tantrum
as a toddler?
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Well, we didn't wanna say either
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but there is a door
in the Victorian
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and Rob's name is on it.
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Don't touch my phone.
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Okay, guys. Robert?
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You know how many Roberts
there are in the world?
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4,738,489
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in the United States,
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none of whom
grew up across the street
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from the girl whose name
is also in the closet.
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Alison.
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What are you all trying to say?
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Oh. It's him.
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"When will you be home?"
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Sounds pretty controlling.
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The baby needs
to eat, okay? It's fine.
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Fine is the other F word
Julia likes to say.
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-Everything is fine.
-Okay.
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See you guys later.
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Lay off the wine.
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Rob?
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Samira?
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What are you doin'?
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-Making dinner.
-In the dark?
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I was trying to surprise you.
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I just got him down.
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Rob, I'm sorry
but you scared me.
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-You came out of nowhere.
-Shh. Keep your voice down.
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Holding a knife
with blood on your hands.
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Blood? It pomegranate juice.
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I was in the middle of plating
that lovely pomegranate salad
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that you like
with the goat's cheese.
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I haven't had a lot of luck
going out recently,
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so I thought I'd do you
a romantic dinner here instead,
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seeing as you always
come back from Lynn's
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all tipsy and happy
and relatively normal seeming.
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Normal seeming? You're the one
that's not acting normal.
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I saw you the other night
going into the woods.
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Yeah. You said
you were gonna get water?
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I saw you leaving.
You lied to me.
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You've been lying
the whole time.
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-About what?
-Your name.
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Tod saw it on a door
in the Victorian.
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Oh, God, when was that?
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When you were over there
vandalizing the basement?
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-Oh, please.
-You knew that girl, Rob.
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You knew her
and you need to admit it.
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I never said that I didn't.
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And you went to a psychiatrist
in high school?
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Yeah. That's hardly a secret.
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-For anger issues?
-I'm your wife.
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Why wouldn't you tell me
something like that?
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We've only been together a year
and a half. It never came up.
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-It should come up.
-That's come-up stuff.
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Fine. What do you wanna know?
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I wanna know everything,
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the truth, the whole truth.
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Okay.
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The whole truth, counselor,
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is that maybe my name
is written on a door
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in the house across the street.
I've no memory of it
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but it's definitely possible
because we were friends.
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And I did see a psychiatrist
a couple of times
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when I was in high school
because said friend
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suddenly disappeared.
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And my mother,
you know, moved the...
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was completely contrary
to her entire British being,
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thought that maybe
it was a good idea for me
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to talk to someone
about my feelings after that.
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Did it help?
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Yeah. A lot.
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So much so that when we met,
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and fell in love,
and suddenly got pregnant,
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and married 20 years later,
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it wasn't really
at the forefront of my mind.
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Look, I love all of this
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but it has been a lot, Samira.
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So the truth is the other night,
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I did sneak out
into the woods for 20 minutes
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to smoke a joint.
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Miles was asleep,
everything was fine.
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But I didn't tell you
'cause I felt guilty.
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I felt guilty
that I can go for a smoke
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and you can't because
there's insufficient studies
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into the effect of THC
on breast milk.
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Because nobody thinks
about the mother's comfort.
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I do though.
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I think about your comfort
every single hour
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of every single day.
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He's out.
257
00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:17,218
He's perfect.
258
00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:18,428
He is.
259
00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:26,728
I'm sorry.
260
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:28,897
I know.
261
00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:31,524
Maybe I just need
to get out more,
262
00:11:31,566 --> 00:11:32,859
see people.
263
00:11:33,735 --> 00:11:35,737
There is that event
this weekend.
264
00:11:35,779 --> 00:11:38,198
The HOA Block Party.
265
00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:40,450
Yeah, we got a flyer for it
in the mailbox.
266
00:11:40,492 --> 00:11:42,077
-I'm in.
-You are?
267
00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:45,288
It's a party. Parties are fun.
268
00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:46,539
Well, it used to be fun.
269
00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:48,249
Used to be fun?
270
00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:52,337
Babe, we are fun.
We're so much fun.
271
00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:53,755
Let's be fun.
272
00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:07,852
-It's such a pretty day out.
-So beautiful.
273
00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:13,650
Oh, look, balloons.
274
00:12:13,692 --> 00:12:14,835
There's actually
a lot of stuff here.
275
00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:18,113
Yeah. No expense spared.
276
00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:25,120
-Good morning.
-There's the...
277
00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:29,207
You, uh, think
Gary's gonna show?
278
00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,544
What if we don't worry
about him?
279
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,671
What if we just try to have fun?
280
00:12:34,713 --> 00:12:36,965
-Fun, remember?
-Yes, fun.
281
00:12:37,007 --> 00:12:38,317
Hi, Samira and Rob.
282
00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:39,467
-Hey.
-Hi.
283
00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:41,594
-Thank you.
-Thank you.
284
00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:43,030
That little girl's
gonna make some money.
285
00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:44,323
-That's awesome.
-A trash bin for you,
286
00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:45,598
a trash bin for you.
287
00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:48,309
Hey, don't forget
to take out the trash.
288
00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:49,644
-Robert.
-Look, Daddy!
289
00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:51,855
-Oh. Hey, Walters.
-Hi.
290
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:54,691
For the little one.
291
00:12:54,733 --> 00:12:56,544
Oh, he's probably
a little bit young for, uh...
292
00:12:56,568 --> 00:13:00,321
-Oh. Don't worry.
-He'll grow into it.
293
00:13:00,363 --> 00:13:02,741
Ah, you made it!
294
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,659
-We did.
-Okay.
295
00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:06,202
-This is Lauryn.
-With a Y,
296
00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:08,371
dying to meet you,
gagging over you.
297
00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:09,873
And Kate.
298
00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:11,833
Hi. I'm Kate.
299
00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:14,020
I already said that. Kate's
new here to Hinkley Hills.
300
00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:16,880
She moved here a couple years
ago after her husband died.
301
00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:18,673
-In a car accident.
-I'm sorry.
302
00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:19,966
No, no, we were separated,
303
00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:21,801
so please don't let that hijack
304
00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:22,886
this conversation.
305
00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:24,262
This is about you,
306
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,389
you and only you.
307
00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:27,349
Hello, Rob.
308
00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:28,433
Oh.
309
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:32,145
I, uh, better go check
on Naveen.
310
00:13:32,187 --> 00:13:35,231
She's in good hands.
Okay. What do you need?
311
00:13:35,273 --> 00:13:37,025
Pediatrician, pedicure,
podiatrist?
312
00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:38,753
Want me to hold the baby
to give your back a break?
313
00:13:38,777 --> 00:13:40,236
Um, I'm not sure.
314
00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:42,030
-Not writing him off yet.
-We get it.
315
00:13:42,072 --> 00:13:44,240
-We totally do.
-Totally.
316
00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:47,243
-Ooh, isn't this so exciting?
-Yeah, we're here.
317
00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:48,286
Uh-hmm.
318
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:55,460
-Hey, buddy.
-Yo, yo, yo.
319
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,253
Rob Fisher is in the house.
320
00:13:57,295 --> 00:13:59,047
The DJ voice
has started already.
321
00:13:59,089 --> 00:14:01,091
Hey, Robert. Are you also here
322
00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:02,759
to rock out with your cock out?
323
00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:04,094
He best be,
324
00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:05,387
because Naveen the Machine
325
00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:06,971
is about to light this shit up.
326
00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:09,391
-Naveen the Machine?
-Yes, my DJ name, man.
327
00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:10,910
Well, I'm glad
you're having fun.
328
00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:12,244
Yeah.
Are you kidding me, dude?
329
00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:13,978
I'm about to shoot
my shot right now.
330
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:16,648
-Your shot? Yes.
-Hottie from Drinkley's.
331
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:17,875
Remember I bought her a drink?
332
00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:19,442
You know she's a widow?
333
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:20,961
Yeah, she told me
all about it the other night.
334
00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:22,696
And we totally trauma bonded.
335
00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:24,698
She's vulnerable,
I'm vulnerable,
336
00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:26,533
she's lonely, I'm lonely
337
00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:28,451
but we both still
believe in love.
338
00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:29,577
She's looking for solace
339
00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:31,705
in the arms
of a sensitive young stud
340
00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:33,123
who can bring her to life again
341
00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:35,792
through the erotic power
of music.
342
00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:37,836
Don't do that
hand gesture, please.
343
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,337
-I would...
-Oh, shit.
344
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,131
It is on. Follow my lead.
345
00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:43,591
Hinkley Hills, are you ready
to get this party started?
346
00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:45,468
-Affirmative.
-Hit the track!
347
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,306
♪ Rollout ♪
348
00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:51,850
♪ Rollout ♪
349
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,644
♪ I got my twin Glock 40s ♪
350
00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:56,146
♪ Cocked back ♪
351
00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:58,356
♪ Me and my homies ♪
352
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:01,067
♪ So drop that ♪
♪ We rollin' on twenties ♪
353
00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:02,152
Wow.
354
00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:03,653
♪ With the top back ♪
355
00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:05,947
♪ So much money ♪
356
00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:09,159
♪ You can't stop that ♪
♪ Twin Glock 40s ♪
357
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:11,286
Go away, hag.
358
00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:13,371
It's me.
359
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,540
Oh.
360
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,167
A different hag.
361
00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:18,668
I came to pick you up
for the party.
362
00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:20,670
-I'm not going.
-It's not optional.
363
00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:22,255
Do you wanna pay another $600
364
00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:25,550
for improper trash disposal
from the HOA? No.
365
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:28,345
Agnes Festerson is not the law.
366
00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:30,722
I'll appeal.
I'll go to the governor.
367
00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:33,516
I'll storm the capitol.
368
00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:35,477
The state capitol.
369
00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:37,562
I don't think
this is about Agnes Festerson.
370
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,856
I think this is about Marty.
371
00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:41,858
What's that supposed to mean?
372
00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:44,527
This is the first
block party since Marty
373
00:15:44,569 --> 00:15:46,071
crossed the rainbow bridge.
374
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:48,239
He wasn't a dog, Dana.
375
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,909
He was a personal risk actuary.
376
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,535
And a damn good one.
377
00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:54,037
He did love it.
378
00:15:54,079 --> 00:15:56,373
He loved
looking around the people
379
00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:58,541
of this community
and mentally calculating
380
00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:01,378
how and when each one of them
was most likely to die.
381
00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:03,838
God, if only he could
have done that for himself.
382
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,715
Dammit.
383
00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:08,093
-You know at one point...
-Uh-hmm.
384
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:11,096
He did give me
the recipe for that pie.
385
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:13,723
-I was just thinking about...
-Goodbye, Dana!
386
00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:15,100
But...
387
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:20,563
♪ I was there for you ♪
388
00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:21,773
Okay.
389
00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:23,942
♪ I was there for you ♪
390
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,902
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
391
00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:31,032
♪ I was looking ♪
♪ In your eyes ♪
392
00:16:31,074 --> 00:16:32,659
♪ I was there for you ♪
393
00:16:32,701 --> 00:16:34,869
It's not that
he doesn't sleep, it's that,
394
00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:36,514
you know, he mostly sleeps
when he's moving
395
00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:38,265
which means I have
to keep moving so I don't sleep,
396
00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:39,976
unless I figure out
how to sleep while driving,
397
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,168
which I've done before
but not on purpose.
398
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:44,087
Don't you still have
your Rock 'n Play?
399
00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:45,964
Oh, yes, the Rock 'n Play.
400
00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:48,133
Oh, depending
on your tolerance for risk.
401
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:49,968
-What do you mean?
-They got recalled
402
00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:51,770
a couple years ago
after a bunch of babies...
403
00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:54,431
Well, the position holds them
and compresses the trachea.
404
00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:56,033
The likelihood of death
is still very low.
405
00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:57,308
Marty calculated it for my...
406
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,269
-Oh, Marty.
-God, I miss that pie.
407
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:00,603
-Hey.
-Hey, babes.
408
00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:02,063
There's my girl
409
00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:03,440
and my little guy.
410
00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:04,524
What you've been up to?
411
00:17:04,566 --> 00:17:05,900
Uh, wingman-ing Naveen.
412
00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:07,193
-Ooh.
-Wingman-ing.
413
00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:08,903
Is that even a verb?
Oh, it is now.
414
00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:10,822
Anyway, mission accomplished.
415
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,949
-Look at that.
-Yeah.
416
00:17:12,991 --> 00:17:14,909
So I return a conquering hero,
417
00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:17,162
and oh-so happy
I'm no longer single.
418
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:19,622
Strictly-married-father
fun for me now.
419
00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:23,793
Speaking
of strictly-married-father fun,
420
00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:25,253
Rob, we could really use
421
00:17:25,295 --> 00:17:27,130
an extra pair of hands
over by the grills.
422
00:17:27,172 --> 00:17:29,174
Do you mind jumping in
and taking a shift?
423
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:30,800
It would be so helpful.
424
00:17:30,842 --> 00:17:32,194
I should probably stay
with my wife.
425
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:34,179
-Oh, come on.
-You're one of the dads now.
426
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,473
-Grill duty, grill daddy.
-It's okay, babe. Go on.
427
00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:38,350
-Yeah?
-Everyone's gotta pitch in.
428
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:42,479
Okay. Yeah. Well, y'all chill,
429
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:43,813
I'm gonna go grill.
430
00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:48,109
-Don't burn anything. Uh-hmm.
-No.
431
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:50,737
How has he been with everything?
432
00:17:50,779 --> 00:17:52,489
With the baby? Great. I mean,
433
00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:54,407
he does feedings,
changes diapers.
434
00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:56,910
He's honestly a natural,
maybe more than me.
435
00:17:56,951 --> 00:17:58,870
-Oh, well, that's wonderful.
-Yeah,
436
00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:00,789
it's so good to see
that he's doing so well.
437
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,415
-Uh-hmm.
-What do you mean?
438
00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:06,211
It's just nice to see
how he got his life together.
439
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:09,339
High school was kind of
a challenging time for Rob.
440
00:18:09,381 --> 00:18:12,967
Well, sure, with everything
going on across the street.
441
00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:14,761
You're talking
about Alison Grant?
442
00:18:14,803 --> 00:18:16,596
-Yeah.
-It was his childhood friend.
443
00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:18,014
I'm sure it affected him.
444
00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:20,058
It affects me
and I've never even met her.
445
00:18:20,392 --> 00:18:22,352
I heard a rumor
that her parents killed her
446
00:18:22,394 --> 00:18:25,355
and buried her in the basement
and I was convinced, convinced,
447
00:18:25,397 --> 00:18:27,565
that the guy that moved in
was digging up her body
448
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:28,900
for forensic purposes,
449
00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:30,211
because that made
more sense than him
450
00:18:30,235 --> 00:18:31,986
renovating
his 120-year-old house
451
00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:35,240
that he just bought.
Baby brain. Okay.
452
00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:38,451
Who told you that was the rumor?
453
00:18:39,703 --> 00:18:40,745
Naveen.
454
00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:45,208
-Hello, girls.
-You having a nice time?
455
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:47,961
Lauren Louise, I really
need you at the helium tank.
456
00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:49,504
-Okay, Mom.
-Oh, I'll help.
457
00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:51,315
Yeah, we'll catch back up
with you in a minute,
458
00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:52,215
okay?
459
00:19:11,735 --> 00:19:13,695
♪ hello ♪
460
00:19:13,737 --> 00:19:15,363
♪ Can you tell me ♪
♪ That again? ♪
461
00:19:15,405 --> 00:19:17,615
-Hey.
-Hey, Tod.
462
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:20,076
Dude, who knew? You are the man.
463
00:19:20,118 --> 00:19:24,748
Well, I am a man, both in,
uh, surname and species.
464
00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:28,209
Uh, here, I thought
you could use another sangria.
465
00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:29,961
-Thanks.
-Hey.
466
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:32,339
-Hey, you.
-Can I make a request?
467
00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:34,758
As long as it's on
my party playlist.
468
00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:36,760
It's nothing specific.
469
00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:38,928
I was just wondering
if you could maybe
470
00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:41,514
slow things down, you know?
471
00:19:41,556 --> 00:19:43,641
Yeah, yeah. I got you.
472
00:19:45,477 --> 00:19:47,562
Does the DJ get to dance?
473
00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:49,939
My usual moves
are a little more up tempo
474
00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:51,566
but, uh, I guess I could try
475
00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:53,151
to be a little more
interpretative.
476
00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:58,114
♪ Something 'bout ♪
♪ Your hands on my body ♪
477
00:19:58,156 --> 00:19:59,574
Oh, no.
478
00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:02,285
♪ Feels better than any man ♪
479
00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:04,788
♪ I ever met ♪
480
00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:07,499
What, Dr. James, the dentist?
481
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:08,851
What's wrong?
You missed a checkup?
482
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:10,669
My wife sure didn't.
483
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,003
♪ I try not ♪
484
00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:15,757
♪ Don't 'cause ♪
♪ I can't forget ♪
485
00:20:15,799 --> 00:20:18,134
♪ You got a feelin' ♪
486
00:20:18,176 --> 00:20:22,847
♪ A soul that I need ♪
♪ In my life ♪
487
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:27,060
♪ Yeah, yeah, oh, whoa ♪
488
00:20:27,102 --> 00:20:31,856
♪ And though we may grow ♪
♪ I don't know ♪
489
00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:45,161
Me again.
490
00:20:45,203 --> 00:20:46,830
Dana, Jesus.
491
00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:48,581
What the hell are you doing?
492
00:20:48,623 --> 00:20:50,834
-I picked your lock.
-NSA training.
493
00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:53,336
And frankly since you slammed
the door right in my face,
494
00:20:53,378 --> 00:20:56,047
you're lucky that I didn't come
back with a grenade launcher.
495
00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:57,799
You don't have
a grenade launcher.
496
00:20:57,841 --> 00:20:59,050
Second Amendment, baby.
497
00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:01,177
You can't just
burst in like this.
498
00:21:01,219 --> 00:21:02,512
What if I were nude?
499
00:21:02,554 --> 00:21:04,180
It's nothing
I haven't seen before.
500
00:21:04,222 --> 00:21:05,932
Excuse me.
501
00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:09,060
Dana, this is a terrible
violation of my boundaries.
502
00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:10,579
Haven't you ever heard
the expression,
503
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,230
"Good fences
make good neighbors?"
504
00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:14,691
-I'm not your neighbor.
-I'm your friend.
505
00:21:14,733 --> 00:21:16,234
I'm your ally.
506
00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:17,527
And sometimes allies
507
00:21:17,569 --> 00:21:19,195
need to invade other allies
508
00:21:19,237 --> 00:21:22,699
when the citizens are in need
of humanitarian assistance.
509
00:21:22,741 --> 00:21:24,200
In this case, pie.
510
00:21:24,242 --> 00:21:25,326
You need to make it,
511
00:21:25,368 --> 00:21:26,619
they need to eat it.
512
00:21:26,661 --> 00:21:28,913
-Move. I got everything.
-Oh.
513
00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:33,043
I got unsalted butter,
and organic honey,
514
00:21:33,084 --> 00:21:36,838
crisp apples,
and the key ingredient lard.
515
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,507
Looks like you brought
your grenade launcher after all.
516
00:21:39,549 --> 00:21:40,800
Well, to be honest, Lynn,
517
00:21:40,842 --> 00:21:42,236
I didn't know what
we were dealing with here
518
00:21:42,260 --> 00:21:44,060
because I haven't been
inside here for months.
519
00:21:44,095 --> 00:21:45,722
I've been finding it challenging
520
00:21:45,764 --> 00:21:49,392
to let people
into my private space lately.
521
00:21:49,434 --> 00:21:50,560
Yeah, no shit.
522
00:21:50,602 --> 00:21:52,520
We were starting
to think you were
523
00:21:52,562 --> 00:21:53,730
maybe a hoarder now
524
00:21:53,772 --> 00:21:55,732
like with fingernail clippings
525
00:21:55,774 --> 00:21:57,192
and jars of urine,
526
00:21:57,233 --> 00:22:00,403
so I have to say
I'm very pleasantly surprised.
527
00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:02,072
Oh, shit. I forgot the eggs.
528
00:22:02,113 --> 00:22:03,740
-Eggs?
-Yeah, you know, at the end
529
00:22:03,782 --> 00:22:06,034
when you brush
the yolk on the crust?
530
00:22:06,076 --> 00:22:07,636
Oh, well, I'll just grab
a couple from the fridge.
531
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,496
Oh, no. They're not in there.
532
00:22:09,537 --> 00:22:11,664
I, uh, I keep them
in the cupboard
533
00:22:11,706 --> 00:22:13,750
like they do in France.
534
00:22:13,792 --> 00:22:15,085
Okay.
535
00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:24,511
Hey, if it's something
536
00:22:25,553 --> 00:22:28,264
♪ It's the way you do me ♪
537
00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:31,601
♪ There ain't nothing ♪
♪ Like it ♪
538
00:22:31,643 --> 00:22:34,104
-Megan.
-Hi, Naveen.
539
00:22:34,145 --> 00:22:35,772
Naveen. Good to see you, man.
540
00:22:35,814 --> 00:22:37,065
Can we talk?
541
00:22:40,819 --> 00:22:43,947
If I may, you're due
for a deep cleaning, Naveen.
542
00:22:43,988 --> 00:22:46,157
Whatever our personal
situation may be,
543
00:22:46,199 --> 00:22:48,576
it's no reason to compromise
your periodontal health.
544
00:22:53,790 --> 00:22:56,042
He always comes
to schmooze with clients,
545
00:22:56,084 --> 00:22:57,836
hands out those
little flossers to the kids.
546
00:22:57,877 --> 00:22:59,522
Is that why he had his hands
all over your ass?
547
00:22:59,546 --> 00:23:01,756
-You suddenly got teeth in there?
-Let's not do this.
548
00:23:01,798 --> 00:23:03,967
You're the one
who came here to see me spin
549
00:23:04,009 --> 00:23:06,428
in my element
at my vibrational apex,
550
00:23:06,469 --> 00:23:09,055
just to make sure I saw you
with your new man.
551
00:23:09,097 --> 00:23:10,682
If I didn't know
any better, Megan,
552
00:23:10,724 --> 00:23:12,326
I think you were trying
to make me jealous.
553
00:23:12,350 --> 00:23:14,019
But I'm with Kate now.
554
00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:16,021
A hot widow
in case you didn't know.
555
00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:19,607
So mission very much
not accomplished.
556
00:23:19,649 --> 00:23:22,652
-Are you drunk?
-Are you drunk?
557
00:23:23,486 --> 00:23:26,656
-Look, I was hoping to see you.
-I knew it.
558
00:23:26,698 --> 00:23:29,534
Because I wanted to tell you
to stop ignoring my lawyer.
559
00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:30,827
Lawyer?
560
00:23:30,869 --> 00:23:32,179
Pretending something
isn't happening
561
00:23:32,203 --> 00:23:34,998
isn't gonna stop it
from happening.
562
00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:38,877
I didn't need it
to happen like this.
563
00:23:40,754 --> 00:23:42,255
She seems nice.
564
00:23:43,715 --> 00:23:45,300
Don't screw it up.
565
00:23:48,386 --> 00:23:50,221
Hey, DJ Machine.
566
00:23:50,263 --> 00:23:54,225
We, uh, kinda got a lull
in the beats here.
567
00:23:54,267 --> 00:23:56,644
Also, you were looking
a little dry,
568
00:23:56,686 --> 00:23:58,271
so brought you some sangria.
569
00:23:58,313 --> 00:24:00,357
Are you trying
to get me drunk, man?
570
00:24:02,734 --> 00:24:05,487
Good. You take over.
571
00:24:05,528 --> 00:24:07,322
You're The Machine now.
572
00:24:09,574 --> 00:24:11,159
Kinda just wanted to dance.
573
00:24:12,744 --> 00:24:15,872
Thank you. Wow.
574
00:24:15,914 --> 00:24:19,209
♪ Freezing on the outside ♪
575
00:24:19,250 --> 00:24:21,461
♪ I just got here ♪
♪ Standing in line ♪
576
00:24:21,503 --> 00:24:24,714
-Rory, leaving so soon?
-Oh. Hi, Samira. Yeah.
577
00:24:24,756 --> 00:24:27,050
I was told I'm not allowed
to sell cookies here today.
578
00:24:27,092 --> 00:24:28,593
Wait, who said that?
579
00:24:28,635 --> 00:24:30,178
Mrs. Festerson.
580
00:24:32,889 --> 00:24:35,141
Rory, Miles needs
to, uh, take his nap soon.
581
00:24:35,183 --> 00:24:36,827
You mind putting him
in his bouncy chair for me?
582
00:24:36,851 --> 00:24:38,937
-Uh-hmm.
-I'll be right there.
583
00:24:44,442 --> 00:24:46,486
Naveen the Peen.
584
00:24:46,528 --> 00:24:50,657
Did you guys wanna
Lady and the Tramp this? Just...
585
00:24:50,699 --> 00:24:52,075
I've had an hour of that.
586
00:24:52,117 --> 00:24:53,910
Can you believe Megan
showed up here,
587
00:24:53,952 --> 00:24:55,412
draped all over her new man,
588
00:24:55,453 --> 00:24:56,889
talking all this shit
about a lawyer?
589
00:24:56,913 --> 00:24:58,248
Bitch,
you can talk to my lawyer.
590
00:24:58,289 --> 00:25:00,458
-Do you even have a lawyer?
-I'm my own lawyer.
591
00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:02,711
-I'm a professional.
-You're a systems analyst.
592
00:25:02,752 --> 00:25:05,755
-And he's a dentist.
-He'll probably give her braces.
593
00:25:05,797 --> 00:25:07,340
He probably likes
how that feels,
594
00:25:07,382 --> 00:25:09,151
those little wire boxes
running up and down his...
595
00:25:09,175 --> 00:25:10,969
Oh, God. Naveen, come on.
596
00:25:11,011 --> 00:25:14,014
Samira. What can I do for you?
597
00:25:14,055 --> 00:25:15,598
Did you tell Rory
she's not allowed
598
00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:16,933
to sell cookies here?
599
00:25:16,975 --> 00:25:19,686
Well, it was really more
of a suggestion.
600
00:25:19,728 --> 00:25:20,955
I thought you've moved on?
601
00:25:20,979 --> 00:25:22,564
I've moved on, bro,
602
00:25:22,605 --> 00:25:24,149
with Kate the widow.
603
00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:26,776
Speaking of, you gotta go
smooth things over with her.
604
00:25:26,818 --> 00:25:27,819
What? Why?
605
00:25:27,861 --> 00:25:29,088
Yeah, I may have freaked her out
606
00:25:29,112 --> 00:25:30,297
with the whole wife
showing up thing.
607
00:25:30,321 --> 00:25:32,699
So just go talk to her. Yes.
608
00:25:32,741 --> 00:25:34,284
Tell her
how totally over it I am,
609
00:25:34,325 --> 00:25:37,120
how Megan begged me
to come back but I'm all hers.
610
00:25:37,162 --> 00:25:38,413
She'll believe you.
611
00:25:38,455 --> 00:25:40,040
Chicks trust married dudes.
I remember.
612
00:25:40,081 --> 00:25:41,809
-No, Naveen, okay?
-I'm kind of busy, all right?
613
00:25:41,833 --> 00:25:43,251
-I got it.
-What's the problem?
614
00:25:43,293 --> 00:25:46,087
Dear, this is an HOA event.
615
00:25:46,129 --> 00:25:47,964
A time for neighbors
to come together
616
00:25:48,006 --> 00:25:51,009
and share a gesture
of generosity and fellowship.
617
00:25:51,051 --> 00:25:52,802
No, I don't need you to get it.
618
00:25:52,844 --> 00:25:55,055
Leave me alone, all right?
619
00:25:55,096 --> 00:25:56,473
Get off. Stop it.
620
00:25:56,514 --> 00:25:58,141
Not a commercial opportunity
621
00:25:58,183 --> 00:25:59,267
for any non-Hiltonian
622
00:25:59,309 --> 00:26:00,727
who feels like showing up.
623
00:26:00,769 --> 00:26:02,270
Non-Hiltonian? Okay.
624
00:26:02,312 --> 00:26:05,231
So is this a hard-and-fast rule?
A zoning ordinance?
625
00:26:05,273 --> 00:26:07,192
No need to put me
on the stand, counselor.
626
00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:09,444
-Naveen, stop.
-Just little ol' me.
627
00:26:10,487 --> 00:26:11,756
-Stop it.
-Trying to keep
628
00:26:11,780 --> 00:26:14,616
everything nice and safe.
629
00:26:14,657 --> 00:26:17,952
Speaking of which, excuse me.
630
00:26:17,994 --> 00:26:20,747
Naveen, you burnt
my fucking hand.
631
00:26:20,789 --> 00:26:22,499
-All right. Get off.
-What the hell?
632
00:26:22,540 --> 00:26:25,710
-Stop it, fucking idiot.
-Stop it!
633
00:26:26,586 --> 00:26:31,549
Those boys are always
getting themselves into trouble.
634
00:26:36,888 --> 00:26:40,183
♪ I, I am the dance floor ♪
635
00:26:40,225 --> 00:26:43,436
♪ I, I am the dance floor ♪
636
00:26:43,478 --> 00:26:46,856
♪ I, I am the dance floor ♪
637
00:26:46,898 --> 00:26:51,444
♪ You better be free ♪
♪ If you wanna dance with me ♪
638
00:26:56,991 --> 00:26:58,552
I must have watched
Marty make this
639
00:26:58,576 --> 00:27:01,996
a million times
but I never did it myself.
640
00:27:02,038 --> 00:27:04,499
Pretty damn good
for a first timer.
641
00:27:04,541 --> 00:27:06,751
Smell that. Oh.
642
00:27:06,793 --> 00:27:10,588
You know, pie is what brought
Marty and me together.
643
00:27:10,630 --> 00:27:11,840
Really?
644
00:27:11,881 --> 00:27:13,842
I had been dating
an oncology resident
645
00:27:13,883 --> 00:27:15,510
who ran off
with one of his patients.
646
00:27:15,552 --> 00:27:17,470
She only had
seven months to live,
647
00:27:17,512 --> 00:27:19,639
so they decided
to spend it together.
648
00:27:19,681 --> 00:27:22,434
I was awfully mopey,
so a friend of mine invited me
649
00:27:22,475 --> 00:27:24,477
to a pot luck
to try to cheer me up.
650
00:27:24,519 --> 00:27:26,646
And I was at that stage
of heartbreak where,
651
00:27:26,688 --> 00:27:30,358
oh, you just can't eat anything,
like anything, you know?
652
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,193
-I don't know.
-But there was this pie
653
00:27:32,235 --> 00:27:34,946
and I thought,
"I guess I could eat that."
654
00:27:34,988 --> 00:27:38,283
So I ate a piece
and then I ate another piece
655
00:27:38,324 --> 00:27:40,201
and it tasted so good,
656
00:27:40,243 --> 00:27:43,496
the more I ate,
the hungrier I got.
657
00:27:43,538 --> 00:27:46,875
And I felt as though
I could taste again
658
00:27:46,916 --> 00:27:49,127
and smell and want and...
659
00:27:49,169 --> 00:27:50,879
'Cause you remembered
you were alive.
660
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:53,173
-Exactly.
-So I said to my friend,
661
00:27:53,214 --> 00:27:56,176
"I have to meet the person
who made this pie."
662
00:27:58,094 --> 00:27:59,596
And it was Marty.
663
00:28:00,930 --> 00:28:02,432
It was my person.
664
00:28:05,352 --> 00:28:08,772
I think it's just so special
when you meet somebody
665
00:28:08,813 --> 00:28:10,916
when they're doing something
they're good at, you know?
666
00:28:10,940 --> 00:28:14,611
You see them the first time
and they're just shining.
667
00:28:15,653 --> 00:28:18,615
I met Julia
when she was in basic training
668
00:28:18,656 --> 00:28:21,368
and I was like
a supervising officer.
669
00:28:21,409 --> 00:28:25,580
And I looked over and I saw her
with the flamethrower
670
00:28:25,622 --> 00:28:26,998
and she just lit up.
671
00:28:27,332 --> 00:28:30,293
I mean, not from
the flames but she just...
672
00:28:31,127 --> 00:28:33,922
oh, she was just so fearless
673
00:28:33,963 --> 00:28:38,134
and so strong
and she just glowed.
674
00:28:38,718 --> 00:28:40,553
And I was a goner.
675
00:28:40,595 --> 00:28:42,263
You must miss her.
676
00:28:42,305 --> 00:28:45,266
You know, separations
are typical with what we do.
677
00:28:45,308 --> 00:28:48,061
We sign up for it
but I just really expected
678
00:28:48,103 --> 00:28:50,271
that I'd be the one deployed
679
00:28:50,313 --> 00:28:53,108
and now she's off
doing something important
680
00:28:53,149 --> 00:28:55,777
and I'm at home,
681
00:28:55,819 --> 00:28:59,739
just always at home.
682
00:29:01,741 --> 00:29:03,076
Now I bake the pie.
683
00:29:03,118 --> 00:29:06,955
Apparently,
it's a very important pie.
684
00:29:08,873 --> 00:29:10,500
We should have some.
685
00:29:11,418 --> 00:29:12,669
You're right.
686
00:29:12,711 --> 00:29:14,671
I will make the coffee.
687
00:29:15,964 --> 00:29:17,048
♪ I tried to stay ♪
688
00:29:17,090 --> 00:29:19,342
♪ Inside the red vines ♪
689
00:29:19,384 --> 00:29:20,969
Mr. DJ Machine,
690
00:29:21,011 --> 00:29:23,346
looks like you're experiencing
691
00:29:23,388 --> 00:29:25,306
some strong feelings right now.
692
00:29:25,348 --> 00:29:27,434
You can say
that again, Tod Mann.
693
00:29:27,475 --> 00:29:29,686
-Come on, buddy.
-Let's call it a night.
694
00:29:29,728 --> 00:29:31,771
You're a good dancer,
you know that?
695
00:29:31,813 --> 00:29:33,606
Yeah, I do. Let's go.
696
00:29:35,483 --> 00:29:37,128
Wish he would
get out of this place.
697
00:29:37,152 --> 00:29:38,445
Maybe he likes it here.
698
00:29:38,486 --> 00:29:40,321
People like
what they're used to,
699
00:29:40,363 --> 00:29:43,241
assuming it's good for them.
There's too many memories here,
700
00:29:43,283 --> 00:29:46,536
there's too much baggage
he can't get out from under.
701
00:29:46,911 --> 00:29:48,496
Megan, what kind of stuff did,
702
00:29:48,538 --> 00:29:50,433
uh, Rob and Naveen get into
when they were younger?
703
00:29:50,457 --> 00:29:52,959
I grew up a couple towns over,
different high school.
704
00:29:53,001 --> 00:29:54,502
Yeah, but you know.
705
00:29:54,544 --> 00:29:57,505
Like was it regular kid stuff
or something else?
706
00:29:59,049 --> 00:30:00,633
Is this about Alison?
707
00:30:00,675 --> 00:30:02,052
What do you know?
708
00:30:02,093 --> 00:30:03,511
What has Rob told you?
709
00:30:03,553 --> 00:30:05,323
That it was really hard
for him when she went missing
710
00:30:05,347 --> 00:30:07,807
and they used to hang out a lot.
711
00:30:07,849 --> 00:30:10,226
Naveen always said
they were inseparable
712
00:30:10,268 --> 00:30:12,771
since sixth grade,
the three of them, best friends.
713
00:30:12,812 --> 00:30:15,190
I'm trying to imagine
Rob and Naveen as teenagers.
714
00:30:15,231 --> 00:30:17,275
I'm sure they were little shits.
715
00:30:17,317 --> 00:30:19,194
Naveen said
they used to get drunk
716
00:30:19,235 --> 00:30:21,196
in the woods behind your house.
717
00:30:21,237 --> 00:30:24,240
They have this
secret underground place
718
00:30:24,282 --> 00:30:26,493
they'd go to,
like actually underground.
719
00:30:26,534 --> 00:30:27,911
Naveen called it The Pit.
720
00:30:27,952 --> 00:30:29,162
The Pit?
721
00:30:29,204 --> 00:30:32,916
And then, Alison was gone.
722
00:30:32,957 --> 00:30:34,292
Were they suspects?
723
00:30:34,334 --> 00:30:35,585
People had their suspicions
724
00:30:35,627 --> 00:30:38,922
but time passes
and people forget.
725
00:30:38,963 --> 00:30:40,090
But the boys didn't forget?
726
00:30:40,131 --> 00:30:41,424
Naveen didn't.
727
00:30:42,008 --> 00:30:45,095
Rob, I don't know.
728
00:30:45,136 --> 00:30:46,971
Sometimes
he buries stuff so deep,
729
00:30:47,013 --> 00:30:48,598
he can't find it again.
730
00:30:53,895 --> 00:30:55,146
Hey, Samira.
731
00:30:55,188 --> 00:30:56,415
Miles is almost
at three consecutive
732
00:30:56,439 --> 00:30:57,691
minutes of tummy time.
733
00:30:57,732 --> 00:30:59,651
That's incredible
for his developmental stage.
734
00:30:59,693 --> 00:31:00,860
That's so great.
735
00:31:00,902 --> 00:31:02,612
Um, I have a bottle
in the fridge for him.
736
00:31:02,654 --> 00:31:03,923
You can warm it up in a
little bit. I'll be right back.
737
00:31:03,947 --> 00:31:06,408
Hi.
738
00:31:40,316 --> 00:31:42,318
Violence?
739
00:31:47,824 --> 00:31:49,451
Oh, he was mad mad.
740
00:32:01,171 --> 00:32:02,922
Thank you all for coming today
741
00:32:02,964 --> 00:32:06,217
to celebrate our beautiful
community of Hinkley Hills.
742
00:32:06,259 --> 00:32:08,470
Every one of you
has a role to play
743
00:32:08,511 --> 00:32:11,473
and I commend you all for
your excellent performance.
744
00:32:11,514 --> 00:32:13,975
Please, give yourself
a round of applause.
745
00:32:16,603 --> 00:32:18,772
Our HOA Block Party
746
00:32:18,813 --> 00:32:20,940
is a cherished annual tradition,
747
00:32:20,982 --> 00:32:24,152
a time for what I call
the three Fs.
748
00:32:24,194 --> 00:32:26,613
Friendship, fellowship,
749
00:32:26,654 --> 00:32:28,698
and most importantly, fun.
750
00:32:28,740 --> 00:32:31,326
This year, however,
a taste of the bitter
751
00:32:31,368 --> 00:32:32,952
has mingled with the sweet.
752
00:32:32,994 --> 00:32:37,874
After 25 years of devoted
and tireless service...
753
00:32:37,916 --> 00:32:39,000
Hey, guys.
754
00:32:39,042 --> 00:32:41,419
Marty's famous pie.
755
00:32:41,461 --> 00:32:43,088
Come and get your piece.
756
00:32:43,129 --> 00:32:45,173
-Woo.
-Oh, my God.
757
00:32:45,215 --> 00:32:47,592
I will be stepping down
758
00:32:47,634 --> 00:32:50,428
as your HOA president
to make way
759
00:32:50,470 --> 00:32:53,515
for a new generation
of leadership.
760
00:32:53,556 --> 00:32:56,643
I'm proud to say
that after 25 years,
761
00:32:56,685 --> 00:32:59,521
our community
is stronger, cleaner,
762
00:32:59,562 --> 00:33:01,272
and more secure than ever.
763
00:33:01,314 --> 00:33:03,858
And I am doubly proud
to be passing
764
00:33:03,900 --> 00:33:06,528
the presidential gavel
to my own daughter
765
00:33:06,569 --> 00:33:09,447
Lauren Festerson Daniels
who will continue...
766
00:33:09,489 --> 00:33:10,865
-She's so mad.
-To ensure
767
00:33:10,907 --> 00:33:13,743
that our beloved
Hinkley Hills remains,
768
00:33:13,785 --> 00:33:17,372
as it ever was,
the safest town in America.
769
00:33:26,965 --> 00:33:28,758
Marty's famous pie.
770
00:33:30,010 --> 00:33:31,761
I wonder how many she made.
771
00:33:31,803 --> 00:33:34,973
Don't you dare touch
that woman's pie.
772
00:33:35,015 --> 00:33:36,099
Smile.
773
00:33:43,982 --> 00:33:45,108
Samira?
774
00:34:02,083 --> 00:34:03,168
Hmm.
775
00:34:39,913 --> 00:34:41,998
One new message.
776
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:44,709
Alison, this isn't cool.
777
00:34:44,751 --> 00:34:47,003
You're going to regret this.
778
00:34:47,045 --> 00:34:48,505
You're fucked.
779
00:34:52,175 --> 00:34:55,512
I guess
I've always just been afraid.
780
00:34:55,553 --> 00:34:59,307
-Uh, of what?
-Of everything.
781
00:34:59,349 --> 00:35:01,351
Heights, cancer,
782
00:35:01,393 --> 00:35:03,728
my wife leaving me.
783
00:35:03,770 --> 00:35:07,315
Sometimes my wife
not leaving me.
784
00:35:07,357 --> 00:35:09,025
Huh.
785
00:35:09,859 --> 00:35:12,404
God, I'm so fucking pathetic.
786
00:35:12,445 --> 00:35:14,531
Why do I suck so much?
787
00:35:14,572 --> 00:35:18,326
Listen, Naveen,
I'm more of a data guy
788
00:35:18,368 --> 00:35:20,453
than an emotional guy
789
00:35:20,495 --> 00:35:22,288
but for my understanding,
790
00:35:22,330 --> 00:35:25,417
which granted
mostly comes from books,
791
00:35:25,792 --> 00:35:28,753
a lot of people are afraid
some of the time,
792
00:35:28,795 --> 00:35:30,922
or even a lot of the time.
793
00:35:30,964 --> 00:35:33,633
Uh, it's just part
of the human condition.
794
00:35:33,675 --> 00:35:36,511
-Yeah, but this is different.
-I have a core wound.
795
00:35:36,553 --> 00:35:38,138
Which is what?
796
00:35:38,179 --> 00:35:39,323
It's this thing that I learned
797
00:35:39,347 --> 00:35:40,491
in beginner screenwriting class
798
00:35:40,515 --> 00:35:41,725
I took a couple years ago
799
00:35:41,766 --> 00:35:43,226
at Hinkley Valley
Community College.
800
00:35:43,268 --> 00:35:44,686
Right. What is your core wound?
801
00:35:44,728 --> 00:35:46,229
I'm not allowed to tell you.
802
00:35:47,272 --> 00:35:48,565
Uh-hmm.
803
00:35:49,816 --> 00:35:52,527
I can't stop thinking about her.
804
00:35:52,569 --> 00:35:54,654
I keep replaying that night
805
00:35:55,739 --> 00:35:57,824
in my head over and over again,
806
00:35:57,866 --> 00:36:00,368
wondering what I could
have done differently,
807
00:36:00,410 --> 00:36:02,871
wondering how it all
went so wrong.
808
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,586
I wish I could
tell her I'm sorry.
809
00:36:10,420 --> 00:36:12,881
Megan or Kate?
810
00:36:12,922 --> 00:36:14,382
No.
811
00:36:14,424 --> 00:36:15,592
Alison.
812
00:36:18,595 --> 00:36:21,222
-Okay, buddy.
-Let's get you home, okay?
813
00:36:21,264 --> 00:36:25,310
-Okay.
-Careful. Okay.
814
00:36:27,270 --> 00:36:28,646
Please make sure he's okay.
815
00:36:28,688 --> 00:36:29,915
Well, I was gonna leave him down
816
00:36:29,939 --> 00:36:32,734
by the railroad tracks
but now that you asked.
817
00:36:35,153 --> 00:36:37,113
Eat shit, Megan!
818
00:37:12,399 --> 00:37:15,443
I have him.
819
00:37:15,485 --> 00:37:17,153
He's loose and ready to talk.
820
00:37:17,195 --> 00:37:19,155
Copy. I'll see you in five.
821
00:37:47,642 --> 00:37:49,644
Goodnight, Marty.
822
00:38:09,539 --> 00:38:10,790
Hey, girl.
823
00:38:10,832 --> 00:38:12,625
-Where you at?
-The woods.
824
00:38:12,667 --> 00:38:14,377
At night? I don't know, baby.
825
00:38:14,419 --> 00:38:17,005
You're just kinda giving follow
the North Star to freedom.
826
00:38:17,047 --> 00:38:18,506
Listen, hear me out.
827
00:38:18,548 --> 00:38:19,799
Lay it on me, Harriet.
828
00:38:19,841 --> 00:38:20,985
Okay,
this might sound crazy
829
00:38:21,009 --> 00:38:22,844
but 20 years ago,
830
00:38:22,886 --> 00:38:24,512
a teenage girl
was murdered out here.
831
00:38:24,554 --> 00:38:26,240
And I thought it was
our new neighbor who did it.
832
00:38:26,264 --> 00:38:27,640
The crazy
White dude with a bike?
833
00:38:27,682 --> 00:38:29,726
No, the other one. But now...
834
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:32,354
I think it was Rob.
835
00:38:32,395 --> 00:38:33,521
-Rob?
-Rob.
836
00:38:33,563 --> 00:38:35,607
I've met Rob and I doubt
837
00:38:35,648 --> 00:38:38,318
that he would wield
so much as a shovel.
838
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:40,070
There are a lot of red flags.
839
00:38:40,111 --> 00:38:41,363
Such as?
840
00:38:41,404 --> 00:38:42,405
He knew the girl
841
00:38:42,447 --> 00:38:43,531
and he lied about it.
842
00:38:43,573 --> 00:38:44,592
I mean, he might have dated her.
843
00:38:44,616 --> 00:38:45,992
He left her a voice message
844
00:38:46,034 --> 00:38:48,036
saying that she'd regret
whatever she did to him.
845
00:38:48,078 --> 00:38:49,537
He had anger problems.
846
00:38:49,579 --> 00:38:51,164
-He saw a psychiatrist.
-Samira.
847
00:38:51,206 --> 00:38:52,248
Huh?
848
00:38:53,792 --> 00:38:57,671
-There's somebody out here.
-Hey, Samira. Samira!
849
00:39:04,636 --> 00:39:08,098
Not again.
850
00:39:46,636 --> 00:39:48,722
What in the hellhole?
851
00:39:55,061 --> 00:39:56,646
Samira.
852
00:40:05,196 --> 00:40:06,906
What are you doing here?
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