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Samira: I can't believe we have a white picket fence.
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And they're so charming and yet
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so micro-aggressive at the same time.
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-Uh-hmm. And still somehow my parents' fence ended up
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looking like British teeth,
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slightly discolored and bizarrely misaligned.
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-We went from city loft to lawn so fast.
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-We did everything so fast.
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-Uh-hmm.
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-But that's what you do when you find the unicorn, babe.
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You lock it the fuck down.
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I think this place is gonna grow on you, though.
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Hinkley Hills is a safe place to grow up.
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Robert: I want that for Miles.
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-I want everything for him.
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-I know living in my parents' house
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wasn't exactly part of the plan
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but it could be worse.
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They could be here too.
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-You do know how to mow a lawn,
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'cause I'm not handling none of that.
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-I got you.
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-Oh, God. I don't wanna get back to work.
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You and Miles aren't gonna have too much fun without me, okay?
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-My maternity leave is gonna be spent watching
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the window like Bravo
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and learning the choreography to...
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-What the?
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-I don't like that one bit.
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Samira: Stroll's over.
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Are you sure that house is empty?
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Robert: Yeah, very.
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Robert: No, no, no. No.
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-Shit, shit, shit.
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-Wait. Wait.
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Stop! Stop!
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Don't leave me with these diapers!
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-Hey there, bad hair.
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-I forgot.
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-Nice to see you.
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Back on Ashfield Place?
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Bud, you don't-- you don't remember me?
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-Sorry. Never been good at remembering faces.
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-Ah, it's all right.
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You know, I've always liked this street.
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You hear the thing about cul-de-sacs?
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-Uh... -There's only one way out!
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Have a great day, Robert.
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-Okay. Bye now.
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-Okay.
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Samira: The things I'll do for you.
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Samira: Like moving here.
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Robert: Do you want me to stay?
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I can call Nina, tell her I need another week.
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What are we watching?
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-How long has that house been empty?
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-Twenty years, give or take.
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-You don't think that's weird? Robert: Not really.
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I'm sure they got a good reason for hanging onto it.
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-So there's a they. Who's the they?
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-You know, whoever owns it.
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-Okay, Shrug Knight.
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So you never thought about it?
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-What--no, not really.
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-Whatever. I know you gotta get to work.
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-Naveen and I are catching the same train.
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Trainpooling he's calling it.
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But say the word, and I'll stay. -No, no, no.
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Gotta rip the Band-Aid off someway, somehow.
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It'll be me, myself, and I, and Miles
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together alone for the first time.
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No friends or family nearby but that's why it's good.
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Yeah, 'cause I'm not worried at all.
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Robert: You're giving me some very mixed signals here.
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-Nah, get on the train.
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-I love you so much. -Uh-hmm. I love you too.
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Robert: And I love you too, little man.
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And you can call me anytime, okay?
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I'm the guy saved in your phone as White Bulb
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with the black thumbs up emoji.
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And it'll never change.
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Robert: Try to get out the house today.
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-Stop! Can I help you? -Oh.
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I'm sorry?
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-Oh, should he be listening to this?
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-Uh, well, he can't understand the words.
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-Babies absorb these things.
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Samira: Right.
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-Oh. Oh.
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You must be Rob Fisher's wife.
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Oh.
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I heard you were,
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uh, back here to live.
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Samira: Yeah. -Well, this is fabulous.
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I was wondering when I would get to meet you.
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-Uh-hmm. I don't get out much.
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-I'm Lynn Gardner.
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-Uh, I'm Samira and that's Miles.
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-Aw. He looks just like his mama.
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Samira. Such a pretty name.
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Is it African?
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Samira: Yes.
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Fascinating. I just live catty-corner.
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If you ever need anything.
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And you must come to wine night.
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It's just a bunch of friendly neighbors
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gabbing and guzzling on my porch
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and they are dying to meet you.
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-Oh, I'm breastfeeding unfortunately.
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-Oh, pump and dump, my darling.
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Welcome to Ashfield Place.
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-Uh-hmm.
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-Hey.
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Langston: I got a very important question
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for my big sis.
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Mariah, Whitney,
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Janet, or Beyoncé. One gotta go.
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-I'm not about to fight with you today.
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-Well, that's not a fight. Samira: I miss you.
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How's my apartment?
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-Well, if you're referring to the artist
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currently known as my new apartment, it's the bomb.
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Little girl, your taste is impeccable, okay?
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And these views, exquisite.
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How's my nephew? -Cute as hell.
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Langston: Aw. Yes, he is.
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Because we're twins.
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-And see, that's why you're going off on FaceTime.
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-And how was, uh, Hinkey Mountain?
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Samira: Hinkley Hills is Caucasian.
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-It's the 'burbs, babes.
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-Am I a bad mom for bringing
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my melanated son out here? Langston: I don't know.
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Are you a bad mother for accepting
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a very nice house at a very nice neighborhood
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where there's practically no crime, really nice schools?
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I mean, make it make sense.
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-I just feel so isolated.
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I mean, every day is the same thing.
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I don't know what I'm doing,
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and I don't have anybody to teach me how.
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-Well, you know she looking after you.
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Samira: That's what Daddy say
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but you can't teach somebody
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how to swaddle a baby from heaven.
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-Amen to that.
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-How am I gonna get the maternity leave?
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I mean, I thrive in collaborative environments.
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I need structure and tangible goals.
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-Bitch, I don't speak resume. I speak housewife.
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This is what you do, pick up a little day drinking habit,
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maybe a little pinot habit or something, something cute.
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-Yeah, hard to do when you got a tit gremlin.
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-Yeah, you could've kept that one.
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Well, baby, you just need some friends.
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Samira: I have friends.
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-I mean, in a 10-mile radius.
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None of your neighbors ain't no potential there?
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Samira: Uh, no.
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It's a who's who of who's not it.
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These people are crazy.
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Langston: Well, I'm just spitballing, boo.
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-I know. I know. And I appreciate you.
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-And I love you.
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And I'mma come and visit you soon, okay?
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And I know you would've chopped Mariah.
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-I don't know her.
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-Love you. Bye.
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Robert: Naveen.
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Look at us. Train buddies.
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Commute comrades.
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-Megan filed for divorce.
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-What? -She was waiting for me
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when I got home yesterday.
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Suitcases at the bottom of the stairs,
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like out of a bad movie.
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-Shit. Naveen: Said she's been unhappy
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for a long time and wants to start over
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while she still has her youth.
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So she can't stand
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another day of my moodiness.
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I'm not even--
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I'm not even that moody, Rob.
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She's fucking her dentist.
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Naveen: Dr. James.
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The only one who takes my insurance.
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So that's fucking great. I should've known.
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She was getting way too much dental work done
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for someone who has perfect teeth.
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-She does have great teeth. Naveen: Right?
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Two cleanings in a week.
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She said she needed to get a filling.
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Oh, fuck.
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Remember what you said at my bachelor party?
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-No. I was drunk and on three different classes of drugs.
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We were in Miami. My jaw was in Texas.
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-You grabbed my face and you said,
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"Never trust a Megan."
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Nostradamus, motherfucker. I should've listened.
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-I'm sorry, mate.
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-Anyway, let's talk about you. Enough about me.
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How's little man?
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-Oh, God. He's the best. Perfect.
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I mean, he doesn't sleep
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and he shits like a trucker
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but wouldn't change it for the world.
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-Nice. And Samira?
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She keeps asking questions
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about the house across the street.
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-Really? -Yeah.
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-What'd you tell her?
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-What is there to tell?
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-You know what, you are absolutely right.
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-I attempted to leave the house today.
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-During daylight hours?
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-Yes. And I met Lynn.
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She's exactly as your mother described.
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-Nosy, and extremely abstract sense of personal space?
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-Yeah, that's it.
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And, um, she invited me for drinks with the neighbors.
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-She did? -Uh-hmm.
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-You should go. Little man and I can get some QT.
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-I think I might.
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I wanna see who all gonna be there.
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Twenty years, huh. So you must've known them.
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Robert: Who, the Grants? -Aha!
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-What? -So you did know them.
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-You're doing that thing. -What thing?
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-That thing you do when you get a little obsessed.
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It's the lawyer in you. You lock in.
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Remember your ramen conspiracy? -I know
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it wasn't ideal to get banned from the local bodega
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but I still stand by my theory that they were running
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drugs with the instant noodle cups. It was right there.
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-I mean, you were 100% onto something.
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I mean, they didn't even have a bodega cat.
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What kind of bodega doesn't have a bodega cat?
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-Babe, I'm not being obsessed, okay? Just humor me.
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Okay, so tell me what you know about the creepy house.
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Yeah, please. Robert: Creepy house probably.
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They lived across the street from us but...
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does anyone ever really know their neighbors?
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-Yes, I knew my neighbor's first and last name.
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We was all up in each other's business.
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-You did? Okay. -Yeah.
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-Ooh, by the way,
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speaking of being all up in each other's business,
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Megan left Naveen.
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Robert: So I guess I owe you 10 bucks.
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You always call it. -Uh-hmm.
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-Also even worse, shagging the dentist.
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-What? -Yes.
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-Oh, my gosh. -I know.
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-Never trust a Megan.
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-That's what I said too. -That's right.
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-Allegedly.
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-Babe, please never leave me.
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-Where am I gonna go?
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Robert: Oh, yeah. You're trapped now.
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-Love you, honey. -Love you too.
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-And if I cheat, it won't be the dentist.
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-Thanks, babe. That means a lot.
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-Somebody we don't know. -Wow.
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Lynn: The next time that beast uses my lawn
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as its personal porta-potty,
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I am gonna get out my glue gun.
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-Well, break out the crayons
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and color me thrilled. It's Samira.
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-So close.
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-Come, come, come.
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Sit, sit, sit. Uh-oh.
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This is Rob Fisher's wife. Dana: Oh.
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-From across the street. -Dana Richards is the name.
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It's very nice to finally make your acquaintance.
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- Likewise. Samira.
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-Samira. Oh. I'm so bad with names.
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-We haven't seen you around before.
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And we were starting to think that Rob made you up.
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-No, no. I'm real.
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Just a new reclusive mom with leaking nipples.
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-Now, Dana is a retired Marine.
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Samira: Oh. -Very distinguished,
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lots of medals. -Wow.
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-Also, I'm a real Handy Andy.
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I have noticed, not to be nosy,
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but, uh, you have some spots on your fence
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that are pretty effed up and I could fix those for you.
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-I'm here for it 'cause the only screwdriver
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I'm familiar with contains fuck.
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Lynn: And here's Todd.
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-Hi.
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-Todd is a man of few syllables.
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-I don't think I've seen you around here before.
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Dana: You've been keeping tabs on us
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through the window, Jimmy Stewart?
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-Which one of us is the murderer?
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Your face.
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Dana: I'm sorry.
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It's okay. We all know that Suburbia
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has its spectators for it.
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-You have not seen me.
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My home shares no sight lines with yours
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and I keep out ours.
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Samira: What do you do?
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-This and that.
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Dana: What do you and Rob do?
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-I'm a civil litigation attorney.
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-Wow. Hello she-E-O.
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-Oh, I don't know what that is,
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but good for you.
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-Yeah. Rob is, uh, a book editor.
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-Oh. How did you meet him?
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-A Kaytranada concert actually.
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-Kate Ranada? I'm going to look her up.
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-Let me know what you find.
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-Rob seems like he's romantic.
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-He is. So, how long have you guys lived here?
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Dana: Well, for me, just a couple of years.
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I wanted somethin' with nature,
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but my wife's idea of outdoorsiness
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is like a restaurant with a patio.
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So, this was our compromise.
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And then she got deployed.
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-She's in the military too?
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-Cannot confirm or deny.
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Honestly, despite what two decades
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of daytime television tell you,
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there are a lot of people that don't care
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for middle-aged lesbians.
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-Uh-hmm.
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-But I felt welcomed for the most part.
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-I've been here eight months and ten days.
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-That's precise.
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-She's been here for freakin' ever.
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Lynn: Not as long as some.
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Marty and I moved here 15 years ago.
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-Marty. I can't wait to meet him.
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-Um, unfortunately, he passed.
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-Oh, Lynn, I'm so sorry. I...
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-Thank you. Heart attack.
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It's been almost half a year, but...
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I still feel his presence every day.
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Dana: Here.
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-Anyway, these wine nights really help.
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It's a bit like family.
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-That's right.
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When you have neighbors, you're never alone
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even when you wanna be.
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How'd you city kids end up here?
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-Oh, well, Rob's parents, I'm sure you guys know
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they, uh, retired to one of those timeshare
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cruise ships last month. -That's a choice.
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Not mine, but a choice.
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-Well, they had been asking us to come out here.
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We didn't wanna leave the city,
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but our building got broken into.
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Samira: We just felt like
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maybe we should--
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we should try it out, at least temporarily.
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-Well, thank goodness you're safe and sound here with us.
361
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-So, what's the deal with that Victorian house?
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Chainsaw massacres, titanic cult,
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uh, jilted bride who severed the head
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of her lost unfaithful lover.
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-It's haunted as shit.
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The lights go on and off all the time by themselves.
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-I've seen that.
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-It could just be faulty wiring.
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-A skeptic. I like it.
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Dana: Lynn, you're the resident historian,
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catch her up. Lynn: Well...
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it was a little before my time.
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A family lived there.
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-The Grants? -Yes.
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And they had a daughter who...
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-Died. -In the house?
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Lynn: There had been whispers of mysterious circumstances
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surrounding her passing, maybe even...
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-Murder.
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Lynn: And then the parents
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moved away
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and never sold the house.
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-So, it just sits there rotting,
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pissin' off the HOA.
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God, I would give my left tit to go over there
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and do a little ghost hunt.
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Rory: Hi, everyone.
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It's cookie time. Lynn: Oh.
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Dana: It's like she just knows when my sugar drops.
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-Rory likes to prey
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on vulnerable shard sippers.
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-Well, this is just much more lucrative
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in this neighborhood than in mine.
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Dana: The usual
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and keep the change, honey.
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-Hey, I saw a stroller at your door.
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I am a great mother's helper,
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if that's something that might interest you.
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-How old are you? Rory: Thirteen next month.
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I have my CPR certification,
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and badges in child development,
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early literacy, and swaddling.
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-Swaddling? Okay Rory: Uh-hmm.
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-Sunflower scouts. -My business card.
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Feel free to reach out anytime.
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-You are notary public? -Uh-hmm.
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Dana: It's like they heard us.
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-After all this time?
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-We'd love a plot twist.
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Robert: You'd really like this book, I promise.
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It's two guys talking about
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medieval construction technique.
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-You are so boring.
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-You're so hot when you cook.
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Robert: Thanks, babe.
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How are the neighbors? -Uh, good.
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A bit weird.
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-Yeah. Well, this is a cul-de-sac.
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-What's wrong with cul-de-sacs?
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-The people are weird.
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Robert: I didn't know people
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are weird in cul-de-sacs.
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Wait. Is it culs-de-sac?
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Like attorneys general?
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-This is give and get out.
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-Yeah. I hear you.
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Look, when my family first moved here,
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some people didn't know how to feel about us.
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But it's a nice area
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and people like to think of themselves as nice.
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So, they try to act nice until they're actually nice.
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-That's nice. -Uh-hmm.
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Don't get me wrong. I was still a sad little kid
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until I found my people.
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-By his people, he means an awkward,
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gangly with a funny accent,
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who had just been dragged across the pond
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for his dad's new job. Naveen: Funny accent?
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What are you talking about? Dude, your accent pulled.
440
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-Still pulls, if we're being honest.
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-You know, the girls call him Prince Rob.
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I don't think that's true.
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Naveen: It's so true.
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-Did you know the Victorian's for sale?
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-Really? -I'm assuming that's what
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the for sale sign means.
447
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-Yeah. That would indicate that.
448
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-So, why didn't you tell me somebody was murdered there?
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What are you talking about?
450
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-The Grant girl.
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-Yeah, right. Alison wasn't murdered.
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That's just small town gossip.
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-Alison.
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So, what happened to Alison?
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- I--honestly, like,
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it was so long ago that I don't remember
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a lot from about that. -But you did know her?
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-Uh, yeah,
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but in the same way that everybody knows their neighbor.
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-Why wouldn't you tell me that?
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-'Cause I didn't think it was relevant, babe.
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It was like 20 years ago.
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There's a reason they call Hinkley Hills
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the safest town in America.
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-Uh-hmm. Okay.
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Well, is there anything else
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you wanna tell me about this place?
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-No.
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man: Completed in 1902,
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Hinkley House was built by Hinkley Hills founder,
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H. Horace Hinkley.
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The mining magnate and philanthropist purchased
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25,000 acres of hillside forest in 1898
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and developed it into the thriving suburb
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that bears his name.
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Today, Hinkley Hills
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is more than just an idyllic bedroom community.
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It is a shining example
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of fellowship and family values.
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Hinkley Hills, the safest town in America.
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-Here we go.
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Judy: Oh, hello. How may I help you?
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-Do you have a periodical section,
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collections of old newspapers, microfiche maybe?
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-I'm doing okay. Thank you for asking.
486
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-Oh. I'm sorry.
487
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I am a new mom and I'm practically feral.
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-I understand.
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Oh, what a cute little mocha munchkin.
490
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Uh, to answer your question,
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yes, we have bound copies
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of all the Hinkley Hills Heralds
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dating back to 1946.
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Is there a particular date you're interested in?
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-March 15th, 2005.
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One moment, please.
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I'm afraid that March volume has been checked out.
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-Really? -It's due back in a week.
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You can come back for it then.
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-It's a date, Judy.
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-Bill. You missed a spot, dear.
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Samira: Oh, shit. She brought the dog.
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Hmm, hmm, hmm.
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It's not even her house.
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What is she feeding that dog?
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-She gon' be mad when she get cussed out, some folks.
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Samira: Oh, my goodness.
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-You are not gonna believe this.
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-Oh, my gosh.
510
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-I know.
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-So, are we gonna go in?
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-Do White ladies love salads?
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Hell yeah, we're goin' in.
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BRB. I'm gonna go get Lynn.
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-Rob, honey, if you were awake,
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I would've asked what you thought, but oh, oh, well.
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-I just got a chill.
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Did anybody else get a chill?
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-I'll do it. -I was--I was gonna offer,
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but it seems like you already offered.
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-Oh, it's stuck.
522
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Oh, well.
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Lynn: Oh.
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-Okay. Everybody, be cool.
525
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-I cannot be less cool right now.
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Lynn: This place looks like a museum.
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-Or a mausoleum.
528
00:25:54,170 --> 00:25:55,630
-Oh.
529
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:57,300
-That's why the lights were on.
530
00:25:57,340 --> 00:25:59,850
They were stagin' the house.
531
00:25:59,890 --> 00:26:01,810
-Hi, home buyers. How can I help you?
532
00:26:01,850 --> 00:26:04,520
-We are looking for an enormous house
533
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:06,190
for our niece.
534
00:26:06,850 --> 00:26:10,070
Um, we would love a tour.
535
00:26:10,730 --> 00:26:12,570
- Follow me.
536
00:26:13,690 --> 00:26:15,030
The owners have instructed
537
00:26:15,070 --> 00:26:18,320
that interior photography is not permitted.
538
00:26:18,370 --> 00:26:20,700
This is the library.
539
00:26:20,740 --> 00:26:22,330
Dana: Very tasteful.
540
00:26:22,370 --> 00:26:24,500
We enjoy literacy. Lynn: Uh-hmm.
541
00:26:24,540 --> 00:26:26,330
real estate agent: All of the flooring is original
542
00:26:26,370 --> 00:26:28,830
to the house, which was built in the Queen Anne's style.
543
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:30,880
As you can imagine, a little love
544
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:33,170
and a professional sander... Samira: Uh-hmm.
545
00:26:33,210 --> 00:26:35,170
-...will go a long way.
546
00:26:35,220 --> 00:26:37,010
Feel free to show yourselves around.
547
00:26:37,050 --> 00:26:39,720
Excuse me. Hello there. Welcome.
548
00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:42,180
Lynn: They discriminate against older female buyers.
549
00:26:42,220 --> 00:26:43,520
This always happens.
550
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:45,060
Dana: Oh, please. Our niece?
551
00:26:45,100 --> 00:26:46,520
You're a really bad liar.
552
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:48,690
-Well, I had to get him to take the bait
553
00:26:48,730 --> 00:26:50,360
or he might have thrown us out.
554
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:52,190
-Well, it's an open house, so by definition...
555
00:26:52,230 --> 00:26:53,780
-I'm gonna peek around.
556
00:27:27,430 --> 00:27:29,940
-This is the ugliest kitchen I've ever seen.
557
00:27:40,950 --> 00:27:43,120
-Oh, no, no, no.
558
00:27:53,290 --> 00:27:54,130
-When did you get here?
559
00:27:56,630 --> 00:27:57,670
Okay.
560
00:28:37,500 --> 00:28:38,550
-That's creepy.
561
00:28:48,890 --> 00:28:50,350
Absolutely not.
562
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:52,850
-Everything okay, ma'am?
563
00:28:53,350 --> 00:28:56,820
-Yes, I'm good. Great house. Beautiful house.
564
00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:15,040
Dana: Can you believe it?
565
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:16,540
After 20 years.
566
00:29:16,580 --> 00:29:19,210
-End of an era. -So, any intel
567
00:29:19,250 --> 00:29:21,210
on our new neighbors to be?
568
00:29:21,260 --> 00:29:24,380
-It was an all-cash deal. Quick escrow too.
569
00:29:24,430 --> 00:29:26,220
-Oh, they must have really wanted it.
570
00:29:26,260 --> 00:29:28,180
-He. Just he.
571
00:29:28,220 --> 00:29:30,680
-Go on. -Hmm, a doctor.
572
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:33,180
-How'd you find that out? -I have my ways.
573
00:29:33,230 --> 00:29:36,900
He installed a security system which in my expert opinion
574
00:29:36,940 --> 00:29:39,360
is overkill for a private residence.
575
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:42,070
You'd only need a security system that robust
576
00:29:42,110 --> 00:29:43,860
if you are in danger
577
00:29:43,900 --> 00:29:46,870
or you have something to hide or both.
578
00:29:46,910 --> 00:29:49,530
Dana: I've never heard you say so many words at once.
579
00:29:49,580 --> 00:29:53,200
-Well, I wish him luck with the monster mansion
580
00:29:53,250 --> 00:29:55,540
and I hope he has a good contractor.
581
00:29:55,580 --> 00:29:57,540
-And a good exorcist.
582
00:30:09,930 --> 00:30:11,430
-Babe, get up. Robert: Hmm?
583
00:30:13,270 --> 00:30:14,890
-Did you hear that?
584
00:30:14,930 --> 00:30:16,100
Robert: What?
585
00:30:19,770 --> 00:30:20,770
What?
586
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:30,620
-What time is it? -2:00 am.
587
00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:33,910
Something's not right out there.
588
00:30:33,950 --> 00:30:36,500
-Okay. That is so weird.
589
00:30:40,460 --> 00:30:41,920
-Is that...
590
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:42,960
-No.
591
00:30:56,350 --> 00:30:57,770
Naveen: Yeah. Samira: Uh-uh.
592
00:30:57,810 --> 00:30:58,940
Those are for the new neighbor.
593
00:30:58,980 --> 00:31:00,770
-But I'm sad and starving.
594
00:31:00,810 --> 00:31:02,440
-Too bad, I'm being nice.
595
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:03,940
Isn't this the kind of place where the neighbors
596
00:31:03,980 --> 00:31:06,150
act nice until they are nice?
597
00:31:06,190 --> 00:31:07,990
-Yes, I did say that. -Yes, you did.
598
00:31:08,030 --> 00:31:09,780
-Your mother's up to something.
599
00:31:09,820 --> 00:31:11,780
-What? I just wanna know what his deal is.
600
00:31:11,830 --> 00:31:13,950
Don't you? -Maybe he doesn't have a deal.
601
00:31:13,990 --> 00:31:16,160
A guy moves into a dilapidated haunted house
602
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:18,160
at 2:00 AM. Come on.
603
00:31:18,210 --> 00:31:19,670
-Uh-hmm. -He definitely has a deal.
604
00:31:19,710 --> 00:31:21,790
-That is weird, weird.
605
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:23,130
-When did you pick that up?
606
00:31:23,170 --> 00:31:24,170
-Ninja.
607
00:32:23,810 --> 00:32:24,940
-I got him.
608
00:32:24,980 --> 00:32:26,110
Five minutes on the left boob
609
00:32:26,150 --> 00:32:27,320
and he was out like a light.
610
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:28,780
-That's great, babe. -Great?
611
00:32:28,820 --> 00:32:30,280
It's a miracle, okay?
612
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:31,780
If he can go to sleep when it's dark outside
613
00:32:31,820 --> 00:32:33,990
in a stationary position, that is a game changer,
614
00:32:34,030 --> 00:32:35,530
a life-affirming moment.
615
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:38,790
What are you looking at?
616
00:32:38,830 --> 00:32:41,000
Robert: Your brownies are still there.
617
00:32:42,540 --> 00:32:44,130
-Wait, really?
618
00:32:44,170 --> 00:32:46,290
Why won't he eat the goddamn brownies?
619
00:32:46,340 --> 00:32:48,960
-Uh, maybe he doesn't fuck with gluten.
620
00:32:49,010 --> 00:32:50,510
-Then throw 'em out and give us the plate back.
621
00:32:50,550 --> 00:32:52,630
That's a good plate. -It doesn't make sense.
622
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:55,850
Everyone likes brownies. They're the Beyoncé of dessert.
623
00:32:55,890 --> 00:32:57,310
-And if they don't...
624
00:32:57,350 --> 00:32:58,850
both: ...they're just being contrary.
625
00:32:58,890 --> 00:33:00,980
-Jinx? Maybe he just didn't see you put 'em there.
626
00:33:01,020 --> 00:33:02,980
-The camera was on, on.
627
00:33:03,020 --> 00:33:04,850
-Hmm. Sorry.
628
00:33:04,900 --> 00:33:06,480
I just love it when you get all lawyer-y.
629
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:08,150
-Order in the court. Robert: Oh, counsel,
630
00:33:08,190 --> 00:33:10,490
please approach the bench. -I object.
631
00:33:10,530 --> 00:33:12,200
-Is there anything else you've noticed?
632
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:14,160
-Hmm. -Curtains opening and closing.
633
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:15,070
Could he be watching us?
634
00:33:15,530 --> 00:33:16,990
-Definitely could be.
635
00:33:17,030 --> 00:33:18,030
Robert: I think we will, uh...
636
00:33:22,910 --> 00:33:24,000
-He always knows.
637
00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:26,170
-No, I got too cocky.
638
00:33:26,210 --> 00:33:28,670
I flew too close to the sun and now he's punishing me
639
00:33:28,710 --> 00:33:30,840
like a tiny vengeful God.
640
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:32,880
-It's all right. I'm gonna go drive him around.
641
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:37,010
Samira: Okay.
642
00:33:37,050 --> 00:33:38,720
Robert: I'm coming. I'm coming.
643
00:33:42,230 --> 00:33:43,730
Samira: Thank you.
644
00:33:45,230 --> 00:33:47,190
-I'll be back in a sec.
645
00:33:47,230 --> 00:33:48,860
-Love you. Robert: Love you.
646
00:33:48,900 --> 00:33:50,360
Get some rest, baby.
647
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:51,740
Come on.
648
00:34:01,410 --> 00:34:02,540
Fuck it.
649
00:34:06,580 --> 00:34:08,880
-I'm reclaiming my plate.
650
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:12,380
Who does he think he is? Not eating my brownies?
651
00:34:12,420 --> 00:34:14,920
I love my brownies. I eat them my damn self.
652
00:34:18,470 --> 00:34:19,930
Uh-hmm.
653
00:34:42,620 --> 00:34:44,450
-He can keep the damn plate.
654
00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:00,970
- Shit!
655
00:35:30,500 --> 00:35:32,130
-Hey, is everything all right?
656
00:35:32,170 --> 00:35:34,130
-Hands where I could see 'em.
657
00:35:34,170 --> 00:35:35,300
-What's happenin'?
658
00:35:35,340 --> 00:35:36,460
-We got a call about a trespasser
659
00:35:36,510 --> 00:35:37,800
at the old Grant house.
660
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:39,340
-And guess who matches the description.
661
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:41,800
Robert: Hey.
662
00:35:41,850 --> 00:35:43,300
What the hell is going on?
663
00:35:43,350 --> 00:35:45,470
-New owner said they saw a Black person
664
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:46,680
skulking around the property.
665
00:35:46,730 --> 00:35:49,140
-This is a big misunderstanding.
666
00:35:49,190 --> 00:35:51,150
-Is it? Because apparently it happened twice.
667
00:35:51,190 --> 00:35:52,480
-I was just dropping off brownies.
668
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:54,190
-Hey. This is my wife
669
00:35:54,230 --> 00:35:57,490
and our house where, where we lived with our son.
670
00:35:57,530 --> 00:35:58,530
-Fuck off!
671
00:35:59,900 --> 00:36:01,530
Robert Fisher?
672
00:36:02,530 --> 00:36:05,370
Danny Daniels from high school.
673
00:36:05,410 --> 00:36:07,330
I heard you moved back.
674
00:36:08,750 --> 00:36:10,170
-It's okay. Baby, it's okay.
675
00:36:10,210 --> 00:36:11,880
Mommy is right here. -Sorry, man.
676
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:13,380
You know we gotta take the call.
677
00:36:13,420 --> 00:36:15,670
This is nuts.
678
00:36:15,710 --> 00:36:18,010
Consider this dropped, my good man.
679
00:36:18,050 --> 00:36:19,170
-Okay.
680
00:36:19,220 --> 00:36:22,390
-Aw. Yeah, don't worry about it.
681
00:36:22,430 --> 00:36:24,050
They all kinda look like that at that age.
682
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:28,390
Robert Fisher,
683
00:36:28,430 --> 00:36:30,100
as I live and breathe.
684
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:32,520
You folks have a great evening.
685
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:33,730
-Thank you.
686
00:36:36,730 --> 00:36:38,860
-Did you just thank the cops?
687
00:36:38,900 --> 00:36:40,530
-Oh, shit.
688
00:36:41,910 --> 00:36:43,740
-The fuck is wrong with me?
689
00:36:43,780 --> 00:36:45,280
I'm sorry, babe. I--
690
00:36:47,790 --> 00:36:50,370
We can't live across the street from someone like that.
691
00:36:50,410 --> 00:36:51,580
I mean, what would have happened
692
00:36:51,620 --> 00:36:52,580
if I hadn't gotten there when I did?
693
00:36:59,960 --> 00:37:01,720
-What's up, man? This is some bullshit.
694
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:03,390
That freak narc will rue the day
695
00:37:03,430 --> 00:37:05,550
he stepped foot in Hinkley Hills.
696
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:07,930
Huh. Yeah, just used rue the day in a sentence.
697
00:37:07,970 --> 00:37:09,560
Naveen: You're welcome.
698
00:37:11,140 --> 00:37:12,890
Robert: Hey. Dana: Hey.
699
00:37:12,940 --> 00:37:14,560
Todd told me what happened.
700
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:16,560
-I heard it on the police scanner.
701
00:37:16,610 --> 00:37:19,570
Dana: The hell. What do you need, babe?
702
00:37:19,610 --> 00:37:21,400
You need some wine?
703
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:22,740
How about some ice cream?
704
00:37:22,780 --> 00:37:24,410
You want a hitman? I know people.
705
00:37:24,450 --> 00:37:26,240
-I'm people. Say the word. Samira: Okay.
706
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:27,740
We can hold on the latter,
707
00:37:27,780 --> 00:37:29,910
but I could use some wine.
708
00:37:29,950 --> 00:37:31,580
-Yeah, it's the cure-all for all.
709
00:37:31,620 --> 00:37:33,250
-Even racial profiling?
710
00:37:33,290 --> 00:37:35,580
Todd: We share your rage.
711
00:37:35,630 --> 00:37:37,630
He will not last long here.
712
00:37:37,670 --> 00:37:39,090
Naveen: Spoken like a true hater.
713
00:37:39,130 --> 00:37:40,590
I love this energy, my dude.
714
00:37:40,630 --> 00:37:42,260
Dana: Oop, there's the sommelier now.
715
00:37:42,300 --> 00:37:43,760
Lynn: Oh, Rob,
716
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:46,760
this is lunacy of outrageous proportions
717
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:48,810
and we won't stand for it.
718
00:37:48,850 --> 00:37:50,600
Should I get some glasses?
719
00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:52,270
-Yes, please make yourself at home.
720
00:37:52,310 --> 00:37:53,640
Dana: Come here.
721
00:37:53,690 --> 00:37:55,100
Lynn: Okay. Yeah. Shove over.
722
00:37:55,150 --> 00:37:57,440
I think we should all sleep here tonight
723
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:59,650
safety in numbers, hunkered down.
724
00:37:59,690 --> 00:38:01,110
Someone should always be on watch, right?
725
00:38:01,150 --> 00:38:02,440
Like in the Marines?
726
00:38:02,490 --> 00:38:03,950
-Yes. I will-- I will be out front...
727
00:38:03,990 --> 00:38:05,280
Lynn: Good. Okay, good. -...the entire time.
728
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:07,450
Dana: And a lot of coffee so I will--
729
00:38:07,490 --> 00:38:09,660
I'll stay up all night. And sleep out there like a...
730
00:38:09,700 --> 00:38:11,290
-Todd, um, we gotta, like,
731
00:38:11,330 --> 00:38:14,500
stick together right now and form an alliance...
732
00:38:14,540 --> 00:38:15,790
-Uh-uh. -...right?
733
00:38:15,830 --> 00:38:17,460
-I'm a lone wolf. Lynn: As a united front.
734
00:38:17,500 --> 00:38:19,130
-I got some big ass flashlights.
735
00:38:19,170 --> 00:38:20,840
I'm gonna bring over about 10 of them.
736
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:22,630
-Do you have stuff that you brought home from the Marines?
737
00:38:22,670 --> 00:38:24,300
Dana: I had a lot of stuff in the garage.
738
00:38:24,340 --> 00:38:26,680
I just have to remember the password for that case.
739
00:38:26,720 --> 00:38:27,640
Lynn: Oh, wow.
740
00:38:42,690 --> 00:38:44,190
Samira: Are those fireflies?
741
00:38:45,860 --> 00:38:46,860
Robert: Yeah.
742
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:50,330
-I always wanted to see fireflies growing up
743
00:38:50,370 --> 00:38:52,490
but you can't see 'em in the city.
744
00:38:52,540 --> 00:38:54,910
It's like spotting a fairy in the wild.
745
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:00,380
It's not fair.
746
00:39:02,050 --> 00:39:03,880
I was just starting to feel at home here.
747
00:39:05,550 --> 00:39:09,050
There's space and the community.
748
00:39:12,060 --> 00:39:14,020
I damn sure don't wanna drag no stroll
749
00:39:14,060 --> 00:39:15,730
up four flights of stairs.
750
00:39:24,900 --> 00:39:26,400
I think we should stay.
751
00:39:27,900 --> 00:39:30,570
I want Miles to have fireflies
752
00:39:30,620 --> 00:39:32,370
and our family is not gonna be run out
753
00:39:32,410 --> 00:39:35,580
by some racist, brownie-hating prick.
754
00:39:39,620 --> 00:39:41,380
-We're doing this.
755
00:39:41,420 --> 00:39:43,090
-Hell yeah, we doing this.
756
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:56,390
Robert: Comin' in?
757
00:39:56,430 --> 00:39:57,600
-In a minute.
758
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:02,110
I wanna smell the sweet suburban air.
759
00:40:33,470 --> 00:40:35,180
-Oh, shit.
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