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( theme music playing )
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- Man: What the fuck?
- ( water sloshing )
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( man breathing heavily )
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♪ A yellow jacket ♪
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♪ Kiki Alvarez ♪
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♪ Falling ♪
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♪ I only came
to drink one beer ♪
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♪ I only came
to drink one beer ♪
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( groaning )
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♪ How did I end up... ♪
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- ♪ Here? ♪
- ( cell phone ringing )
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- Wait a minute.
- ( ringing continues )
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Hold on. No, no no.
No, no, no, no.
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- ( ringing )
- Yes.
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Wait, wait, wait. Wait.
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Ahh. Hello? Hello?
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- ( beeping )
- Damn it!
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- Yeah. Come on, P-man.
- ( dialing )
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Don't let me down, bro.
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- ( line out ringing )
- ( grunts )
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( sighs )
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- Recording: You have reached
the voicemail box of--
- Oh, come on.
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( phone chimes )
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P-Dawg ( baby-talking ):
Oh, oh, I'm Arnold,
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and I hate going out
because no one understands me
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and I should just stay at home
and be alone forever.
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( normal voice )
Shit, Arnold!
I guess you were wrong, huh?
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- Are you still with her?
- "Her"?
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I want deets, OK? P-Dawg out!
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All right. Uh, "her."
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Who's "her"?
Start at the beginning.
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And where we go, where we...
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( panting; sighing )
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♪ A yellow jacket ♪
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Come on, man, what's
the last thing you remember?
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( groans )
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Wait.
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- ( theme music playing )
- Right. Hah!
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Right! OK. It was Saturday.
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Yeah, it was Saturday.
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Where was I, though? I was,
uh, I was at home, uh--
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Aw, come on, Arnold.
That's right!
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♪ It was Saturday night ♪
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♪ And I was at home ♪
Alone.
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♪ Rereading
"Stranger in a Strange Land" ♪
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♪ For the seventeenth time ♪
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- ♪ And that's when
P-Dawg called ♪
- ( phone rings )
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- He said....
- P-Dawg: Hey, Arnold!
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God!
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♪ "Get your ass off the couch ♪
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♪ And get your ass over here ♪
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For at least one beer."
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Right. Yeah, and I was like,
"It's gonna be crowded and loud
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and I don't do well
in places like that, man,"
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and then P-Dawg started
complaining
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and saying how I bailed
on him last time
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and the time before that
and then the time before that,
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and then he said
if I bailed on him this time,
he'd be really butt-hurt,
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and then he started using
that whiney voice that I hate
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and I was like,
"Dude, OK, shut up.
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Shut up, I'll go. I'll go!"
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♪ And when I arrived
it was crowded as hell ♪
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Oh, well...
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♪ Even worse
than I imagined ♪
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Oh, God!
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♪ So I hid by the jukebox ♪
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( crowd in bar chattering )
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♪ And there was this girl ♪
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In the yellow jacket.
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♪ She was way out of my league ♪
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But then she put on
Dante Dupre's "Sorry Not Sorry,"
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which is like my favorite song,
and part of me was like,
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"Oh, this is a sign,
this is the girl!"
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Then part of me was like "No,
she's just listening ironically,
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you're just gonna
embarrass yourself,"
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and I was like,
"I don't know. Fuck it."
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♪ Hello, hi,
my name is Arnold ♪
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She smiled.
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♪ "My name is Vicki" ♪
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And I said,
"Nice to meet you, Mickey ♪
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And she said,
♪ "Uh, actually, it's Vicki" ♪
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So I turned around and got
the fuck outta there
because I blew that.
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Whoo! Arnold, way to go!
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But then she grabbed me
by the hand,
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turned me back around,
and she said,
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"Nice to meet you, Arnold."
What brings you to
a place like this?"
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And I was like,
"Ah, my friend P-Dawg,
he called me, I was at home
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reading 'Stranger in
a Strange Land,' actually,
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and he guilt-tripped me
to come out,"
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and she said, "Huh! Cool!
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I'm more of a 'Childhood's End'
person myself."
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At which point,
I totally shit my pants
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because that's my second
favorite book of all time.
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And then, then I can't really
remember what happened next.
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Oh, yeah!
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♪ Then we just hung out
by the jukebox ♪
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Talkin' Dante Dupre
and David Bowie
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and all the crazy shit
that we had in common!
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And I was like, ♪ "What the fuck
is happening?" ♪
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♪ It was all going so well ♪
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But of course,
♪ It all want to hell ♪
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But suddenly, I noticed
this scary-lookin' guy
walking towards us.
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He had, like, a neck tattoo,
and was lookin' at me
like he wanted to kill me.
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Well, he came over
and put his arm around Vicki
and said, "'Sup, girl?"
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And I thought, "Oh, dear."
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♪ Here's where I disappear ♪
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But she she pushed him away
and put her around around me!
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♪ So here we all were
by the jukebox ♪
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Me, this asshole, and Vicki.
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♪ And that's when Vicki said ♪
"Hey, Chris.
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♪ Meet my new boyfriend Arnold ♪
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I was pretty startled.
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♪ And I shrugged at Chris ♪
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And that's when Vicki, she--
she gave me a kiss.
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Yeah, she kissed me!
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♪ And I thought Chris
was gonna stab me ♪
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But before he could,
Vicki grabbed me and said,
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"Later, Chris.
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♪ Arnold and I have big plans
for tonight ♪
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♪ We gotta split"
Holy shit! ♪
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That's when we ran
out of the bar
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and...
ran down the street?!
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And then we...
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( music stops )
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Where did we go?
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Come on, Arnold,
where did we go? Think.
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Shit, man!
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OK, maybe--
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Uh...
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K--
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♪ Kiki Alvarez ♪
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Hashtag Kiki Alvarez?
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All right, come on.
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"Just say the words Kiki Alvarez
when you want to party."
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Alvarez.
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The password. Ha ha!
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OK, the password to a party...
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( whoosh )
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Whoa. I was at that party.
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( phone chiming )
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What? Why am I just now
getting these?
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( theme music playing )
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P-Dawg:
Someone posted a pic of you
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at a sick warehouse party.
What's happening?
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Waldo:
Hey, man. Dave said he saw you
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at the old Stormgrens plant.
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L-O-L. He said you looked
freaked the fuck out,
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like you've never been
to a warehouse party before.
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I bet those three beers
that girl made you chug
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had you feeling
a little better though.
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Beer emoji. Beer emoji.
Beer emoji.
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Choir:
♪ Ooh ♪
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- ♪ Arnold's out tonight ♪
- Shit!
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P-Dawg:
Bro, just saw you
on Marv's Insta story.
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How long have we been friends?
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And how many times
have I begged you,
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pleaded with you,
to hit the damn blunt with me?
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- Shit!
- You won't hit a single
bleazy with your boy,
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but now you're burning them
with strangers
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and doing bong rips?!
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Guess my chronic
isn't good enough for you.
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I'm really fucking pissed,
dude. Just kidding!
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Marcus:
Breaking news:
Arnold is out past 10 p.m.
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Did hell freeze over?
You must really like her.
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Choir:
♪ Arnold's out tonight ♪
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Jenny:
Oh, so you blew off
Overwatch League
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to get roofied
by some hot chick?
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- No. No, man! No!
- Nice. Nice.
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Yeah, I heard
she slipped a molly
into both of your drinks
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and you like totally
flipped out when she told you.
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- What the fuck? Shit!
- Marcus: Arnold are you
off a molly?
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Shit, man! Dude, you know
they drug test at work, right?
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- Choir: ♪ Arnold's
out tonight ♪
- Ohh, man.
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♪ Arnold's out tonight ♪
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- It's hot. It's really hot!
- ♪ Arnold's out tonight ♪
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♪ Arnold's out
tonight ♪
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- What's up?
- Female choir: ♪ And he's
falling in love ♪
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- Male choir: ♪ No,
he's getting fucked up ♪
- Woman: Whatever.
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- Shit.
- Choir: ♪ Arnold's
out tonight ♪
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- ( Arnold laughing )
- ♪ Arnold's out tonight ♪
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P-Dawg:
One beer, huh?
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By "one beer," did you mean
"one keg stand"?
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- Whoa!
- Fuckin' dead.
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Braaa! I can't believe
I missed you doing karaoke
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on top of a fucking table!
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- And stage diving?
- What?!
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- You're a real savage, brah.
- My face. ( groans )
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Oh, God.
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OK, met her at a bar,
went to a party, then what?
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( sighs )
OK.
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OK.
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OK. OK. OK.
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( panting )
OK.
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Ahhh.
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♪ A yellow jacket... ♪
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♪ Kiki Alvarez ♪
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♪ Falling ♪
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♪ Falling ♪
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♪ Falling ♪
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( whoosh )
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Yeah. Yeah, OK.
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That's her.
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( chuckles )
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♪ It's calling ♪
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♪ It's calling me ♪
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♪ I am-- ♪
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♪ I am-- mmm-- ♪
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♪ Falling ♪
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♪ It's calling me ♪
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♪ I am falling ♪
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Fuck! Aw, of course!
Arnold, come on, man,
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Dante Dupre
featuring Cecily VelJohnson,
"Sorry Not Sorry."
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I mean, like, come on, man.
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♪ Tonight ♪
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♪ I feel your love ♪
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♪ Is calling me ♪
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♪ I am falling ♪
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No?
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OK. Uh, uh--
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( clearing throat )
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♪ Tonigh-- ♪
What?!
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( laughing )
You gotta be--
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Oh, girl.
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♪ Tonight ♪
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♪ I feel your love ♪
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♪ It's calling me ♪
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♪ I am falling ♪
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♪ Tonight ♪
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♪ I'm shivering ♪
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♪ Please hold me close ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm scared
to take that leap ♪
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♪ Of faith ♪
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♪ But I'm way too excited ♪
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♪ To wait ♪
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Both:
♪ So take ♪
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♪ My hand ♪
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♪ And close your eyes ♪
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♪ And we'll take
a walk together ♪
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♪ Towards the ledge ♪
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♪ Holding me closer,
I am falling ♪
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♪ As we teeter
on the razor's edge ♪
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♪ If we fall
we are not sorry ♪
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♪ Sorry ♪
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♪ Not sorry ♪
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♪ Sorry ♪
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♪ Not sorry ♪
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( both laughing )
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- Hey, that was pretty fun.
- Yes.
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Do you remember the music video
for this one?
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Of course!
Of course.
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00:14:13,966 --> 00:14:17,716
Dante, I'm so afraid
of these feelings.
252
00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:20,424
Don't be afraid, Cecily.
253
00:14:20,508 --> 00:14:23,007
Look into my eyes.
254
00:14:23,091 --> 00:14:26,341
Both:
♪ So ♪
255
00:14:26,424 --> 00:14:29,174
♪ Take ♪
256
00:14:29,257 --> 00:14:31,466
♪ My hand ♪
257
00:14:31,549 --> 00:14:35,883
♪ And close your eyes
and we'll ♪
258
00:14:35,966 --> 00:14:39,049
♪ Take a walk together
towards the ledge ♪
259
00:14:39,132 --> 00:14:42,216
♪ Hold me closer
I am falling ♪
260
00:14:42,299 --> 00:14:45,257
♪ As we teeter
on the razor's edge ♪
261
00:14:45,341 --> 00:14:48,716
♪ If we fall we are not sorry ♪
262
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:51,883
♪ Take a walk together
towards the ledge ♪
263
00:14:51,966 --> 00:14:54,800
♪ Hold me closer,
I am falling ♪
264
00:14:54,883 --> 00:14:58,383
♪ As we teeter
on the razor's edge ♪
265
00:14:58,466 --> 00:15:01,591
♪ If we fall
we are not sorry ♪
266
00:15:01,675 --> 00:15:04,216
♪ Sorry ♪
267
00:15:04,299 --> 00:15:07,758
♪ Not sorry ♪
268
00:15:07,841 --> 00:15:10,716
♪ Sorry ♪
269
00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:15,841
♪ Not sorry ♪
270
00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:19,424
- Whoa. What?
- What? I--
271
00:15:19,508 --> 00:15:21,216
( laughing )
What? Why would you do that?
272
00:15:21,299 --> 00:15:23,007
( stammering )
I just--
273
00:15:23,091 --> 00:15:24,716
I thought that
you were into me.
274
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,925
I thought that
you were giving me signs.
275
00:15:27,007 --> 00:15:30,800
Oh, no, I was just
playing around, man,
it's just karaoke.
276
00:15:30,883 --> 00:15:34,466
Yeah, well, I-- I just thought
you were into me, that's all.
277
00:15:34,549 --> 00:15:37,383
I-- Yeah, I think
you're a really cool dude,
278
00:15:37,466 --> 00:15:38,925
but I was just
having fun.
279
00:15:39,007 --> 00:15:41,132
Like, I didn't want you
to... kiss me.
280
00:15:41,216 --> 00:15:42,841
Well, you told that guy
that I was your boyfriend.
281
00:15:42,925 --> 00:15:44,716
Why would you tell him that
if you weren't into me?
282
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:48,216
That guy's my ex. I don't know.
Our shit ended really badly.
283
00:15:48,299 --> 00:15:51,299
He got really scary.
I just wanted to get
the fuck out of the bar.
284
00:15:51,383 --> 00:15:53,591
OK, so, you were
just using me. That's--
285
00:15:53,675 --> 00:15:55,049
I shoulda never
come out tonight.
286
00:15:55,132 --> 00:15:56,966
This is all
so fuckin' pointless.
287
00:15:57,049 --> 00:15:59,758
Why is this pointless?
I thought we were having fun.
288
00:15:59,841 --> 00:16:01,591
Because I blew it again.
289
00:16:01,675 --> 00:16:04,716
I never-- I just--
290
00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:07,508
I meet a girl,
and fall in love with her,
291
00:16:07,591 --> 00:16:08,966
and I blow it
on the same night.
292
00:16:09,049 --> 00:16:10,966
OK, love, dude?
We just met each other tonight.
293
00:16:11,049 --> 00:16:13,675
- I blew it.
- Heh. Well, I do think
294
00:16:13,758 --> 00:16:17,007
that if you wouldn't tell chicks
that you just met that
you're in love with them,
295
00:16:17,091 --> 00:16:19,549
then you wouldn't be
in this situation. But--
296
00:16:19,633 --> 00:16:22,508
Can you get away from me?
Please? Just leave me alone?
297
00:16:22,591 --> 00:16:26,091
- Yeah, sorry, OK.
- Just-just leave me alone!
298
00:16:26,174 --> 00:16:28,883
God, just leave me alone.
299
00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:32,591
Ohh.
300
00:16:34,841 --> 00:16:36,424
( sighs )
301
00:16:51,966 --> 00:16:53,257
( short exhale )
302
00:16:57,758 --> 00:16:59,257
Fuck.
303
00:17:01,341 --> 00:17:03,466
How did I end up here?
304
00:17:06,132 --> 00:17:08,800
( theme music playing )
305
00:17:14,299 --> 00:17:19,424
♪ I only came
to drink one beer ♪
306
00:17:23,424 --> 00:17:27,508
♪ I only came
to drink one beer ♪
307
00:17:27,591 --> 00:17:32,174
♪ I only came
to drink one beer ♪
308
00:17:32,257 --> 00:17:36,758
♪ I only came
to drink one beer ♪
309
00:17:36,841 --> 00:17:41,966
♪ I only came
to drink one beer ♪
310
00:17:42,049 --> 00:17:45,591
♪ How did I end up here? ♪
311
00:17:45,675 --> 00:17:49,424
♪ How did I end up here? ♪
312
00:17:49,508 --> 00:17:51,883
♪ How did you end... ♪
313
00:17:51,966 --> 00:17:56,424
♪ I only came
to drink one beer ♪
314
00:17:56,508 --> 00:18:01,257
♪ I only came to
drink one beer ♪
315
00:18:01,341 --> 00:18:05,591
- ♪ To have one beer ♪
- ♪ To drink one beer ♪
316
00:18:05,675 --> 00:18:10,299
♪ I only came
to drink one beer ♪
317
00:18:10,383 --> 00:18:14,800
♪ I only came to
drink one beer ♪
318
00:18:14,883 --> 00:18:19,675
♪ ...end up ♪
319
00:18:19,758 --> 00:18:24,091
- ♪ Here ♪
- I only came
to drink one beer ♪
320
00:18:24,174 --> 00:18:26,675
♪ I only came to ♪
321
00:18:26,758 --> 00:18:30,466
- ♪ Drink one beer ♪
- Arnold: ♪ Why did I have
more than one beer? ♪
322
00:18:30,549 --> 00:18:33,007
♪ How did you... ♪
323
00:18:33,091 --> 00:18:36,257
♪ How did I end up here? ♪
324
00:18:36,341 --> 00:18:41,424
- ♪ Up here?
- ♪ How did I end up here? ♪
325
00:18:41,508 --> 00:18:44,800
♪ How did I end up here? ♪
326
00:18:44,883 --> 00:18:48,257
♪ How did I end up here? ♪
327
00:18:48,341 --> 00:18:52,883
♪ How did I end up here? ♪
328
00:18:59,174 --> 00:19:00,466
( phone chimes )
329
00:19:02,883 --> 00:19:04,716
( phone chimes )
330
00:19:06,591 --> 00:19:08,591
Jesus Christ. What--?
331
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,633
What now, man?
332
00:19:19,257 --> 00:19:20,424
Video.
333
00:19:21,966 --> 00:19:23,675
Vickie ( on video ):
I just-- I'm not--
334
00:19:23,758 --> 00:19:25,091
Man:
Where do you wanna go?
You're my chick.
335
00:19:25,174 --> 00:19:26,800
Vicki:
I can't go anywhere.
336
00:19:26,883 --> 00:19:28,841
I came here to be
with fucking friends
337
00:19:28,925 --> 00:19:30,424
and you fucking show up. How?
338
00:19:30,508 --> 00:19:31,966
Man:
I don't trust you.
339
00:19:32,049 --> 00:19:33,591
Vicki:
How do you know?
340
00:19:33,675 --> 00:19:35,299
You go into my house,
went into my apartment--
341
00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:36,800
Man:
You're pissing me off.
342
00:19:36,883 --> 00:19:38,925
Vicki:
I don't care! Just go away!
343
00:19:39,007 --> 00:19:42,383
- ( shouting )
- Arnold: What the fuck
is wrong with you, man?!
344
00:19:42,466 --> 00:19:44,424
Arnold:
Are you OK? Are you all right?
345
00:19:44,508 --> 00:19:46,132
Man, what the fuck
is your problem
346
00:19:46,216 --> 00:19:47,966
putting your hands
on a fuckin' female, man?!
347
00:19:48,049 --> 00:19:49,508
What the fuck
is wrong with you?!
348
00:19:49,591 --> 00:19:51,216
You're a piece of shit, dude!
349
00:19:51,299 --> 00:19:53,216
- ( blow lands )
- Vicki: What?
350
00:19:53,299 --> 00:19:55,383
Arnold:
Real fucking nice, man.
Real fucking nice.
351
00:19:55,466 --> 00:19:56,758
Fuck you, dude!
352
00:19:56,841 --> 00:19:57,883
( all shouting )
353
00:19:57,966 --> 00:19:59,216
Whoa. Wait.
354
00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:00,800
( video stops )
355
00:20:01,925 --> 00:20:03,966
( panting )
356
00:20:05,466 --> 00:20:06,841
Falling.
357
00:20:08,132 --> 00:20:09,299
Man.
358
00:20:13,966 --> 00:20:15,716
Arnold:
Don't fuckin' push me, dude.
359
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:17,508
I don't even fucking know you--
360
00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:19,675
Vicki:
Chris! Chris!
361
00:20:19,758 --> 00:20:21,091
Arnold:
Real fucking nice.
I guess that makes you
362
00:20:21,174 --> 00:20:22,466
a big fuckin' man, huh?
363
00:20:22,549 --> 00:20:23,966
That makes you
a big fuckin' man?
364
00:20:24,049 --> 00:20:25,132
Fuck you, dude!
365
00:20:25,216 --> 00:20:26,633
( Vicki screaming )
366
00:20:26,716 --> 00:20:28,466
- Ohh!
- ( clatter )
367
00:20:28,549 --> 00:20:31,091
- Oh, no.
- ( shouting, screaming )
368
00:20:31,174 --> 00:20:32,800
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
369
00:20:32,883 --> 00:20:33,883
No.
370
00:20:35,257 --> 00:20:37,007
Oh, no!
( panting )
371
00:20:37,091 --> 00:20:39,091
That's not-- Oh, sh--
372
00:20:39,174 --> 00:20:40,883
No, no, no. No, no.
373
00:20:40,966 --> 00:20:43,549
( panting )
No, no. No, no, no.
374
00:20:43,633 --> 00:20:45,466
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no.
375
00:20:53,007 --> 00:20:54,466
OK.
376
00:20:55,466 --> 00:20:57,549
( sniffs )
Oh, shit.
377
00:20:57,633 --> 00:21:00,007
( phone chiming )
378
00:21:02,049 --> 00:21:04,466
- ( slapping pant pockets )
- ( chiming )
379
00:21:04,549 --> 00:21:06,925
Come on. Come on!
380
00:21:08,091 --> 00:21:10,508
- What--?
- ( chiming )
381
00:21:13,341 --> 00:21:14,549
Vicki:
Hello?
382
00:21:16,424 --> 00:21:19,049
Hi, yeah,
is this Arnold's mom?
383
00:21:20,508 --> 00:21:23,633
Hi. Um, my name's Vicki.
384
00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:26,549
I'm really sorry
about what happened.
385
00:21:29,925 --> 00:21:33,800
Um... Yeah, I guess.
Yeah, I'm a friend.
386
00:21:33,883 --> 00:21:35,925
I don't-- I don't know,
387
00:21:36,007 --> 00:21:38,591
I just met Arnold last night.
388
00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:45,257
It was just a really...
horrible accident,
389
00:21:45,341 --> 00:21:47,424
I'm so sorry.
390
00:21:49,883 --> 00:21:53,633
It was my fault. He--
He, um--
391
00:21:53,716 --> 00:21:55,508
He was protecting me.
392
00:21:55,591 --> 00:21:57,466
I was really mean to him,
and he was protecting me.
393
00:21:57,549 --> 00:22:00,758
I just want you to know that
about your son. I--
394
00:22:02,257 --> 00:22:04,049
We barely even knew each other,
395
00:22:04,132 --> 00:22:05,883
and he was helping me.
396
00:22:05,966 --> 00:22:08,007
( exhales )
397
00:22:08,091 --> 00:22:09,966
Yeah, yeah.
398
00:22:10,049 --> 00:22:13,800
Um, yeah, you can
come get his phone. Um...
399
00:22:13,883 --> 00:22:16,466
I'll text you the address.
400
00:22:18,758 --> 00:22:21,049
Yeah, I'll just
be waiting here.
401
00:22:34,174 --> 00:22:35,966
( sighs )
402
00:22:37,549 --> 00:22:39,383
No.
403
00:22:39,466 --> 00:22:41,049
No, no, no.
404
00:22:41,132 --> 00:22:43,841
No, please. Please.
405
00:22:51,633 --> 00:22:53,925
You don't have to feel bad,
OK?
406
00:23:06,007 --> 00:23:09,966
♪ We took a walk together
towards the ledge ♪
407
00:23:12,216 --> 00:23:14,383
♪ You held me close ♪
408
00:23:16,091 --> 00:23:19,174
♪ I was falling ♪
409
00:23:25,841 --> 00:23:29,341
♪ And we teetered
on the razor's edge ♪
410
00:23:31,841 --> 00:23:33,466
♪ I fell ♪
411
00:23:36,132 --> 00:23:39,633
♪ But I'm not sorry ♪
412
00:23:41,132 --> 00:23:42,675
Sorry.
413
00:23:44,216 --> 00:23:47,675
♪ Not sorry ♪
414
00:23:57,132 --> 00:23:59,883
( music playing )
415
00:24:02,591 --> 00:24:05,675
Male vocalist:
♪ Tonight ♪
416
00:24:05,758 --> 00:24:08,883
♪ I feel your love ♪
417
00:24:08,966 --> 00:24:12,174
♪ It's calling me ♪
418
00:24:12,257 --> 00:24:15,633
♪ I am falling ♪
419
00:24:15,716 --> 00:24:19,049
Male/female duet:
♪ So ♪
420
00:24:19,132 --> 00:24:21,633
♪ Take ♪
421
00:24:21,716 --> 00:24:24,007
♪ My hand ♪
422
00:24:24,091 --> 00:24:26,675
♪ And close your eyes ♪
423
00:24:26,758 --> 00:24:31,591
♪ And we'll take a walk
together towards the ledge ♪
424
00:24:31,675 --> 00:24:34,883
♪ Hold me closer,
I am falling ♪
425
00:24:34,966 --> 00:24:38,007
♪ As we teeter
on the razor's edge ♪
426
00:24:38,091 --> 00:24:41,341
♪ If we fall
we are not sorry ♪
427
00:24:41,424 --> 00:24:44,299
Female:
♪ Sorry ♪
428
00:24:44,383 --> 00:24:47,591
Male:
♪ Not sorry ♪
429
00:24:47,675 --> 00:24:50,466
♪ Sorry ♪
430
00:24:50,549 --> 00:24:55,132
Together:
♪ Not sorry ♪
431
00:25:01,716 --> 00:25:02,424
(DOOR OPENS)
432
00:25:02,758 --> 00:25:04,091
ROSIE: Meow.
433
00:25:04,508 --> 00:25:05,633
EROL: What's this?
434
00:25:06,007 --> 00:25:08,132
A kitty has wondered
into my room.
435
00:25:08,424 --> 00:25:09,675
That's a pretty kitty.
436
00:25:10,091 --> 00:25:13,091
(ROSIE CONTINUES MEOWING)
437
00:25:13,174 --> 00:25:14,091
EROL: Yeah, wait a sec.
438
00:25:14,174 --> 00:25:15,549
Meowing is kinda
taking me out of it.
439
00:25:15,633 --> 00:25:16,549
-It's... It's a little--
-Okay.
440
00:25:16,841 --> 00:25:18,216
Do you want to do it?
Maybe it's your turn.
441
00:25:18,299 --> 00:25:19,174
(KNOCKING)
442
00:25:19,257 --> 00:25:20,966
You know,
I just don't know what--
443
00:25:21,132 --> 00:25:22,925
Oh my God, I'm in the--
Sorry, I'm in the wrong room--
444
00:25:23,007 --> 00:25:24,466
ROSIE: Oh no, I think
you're in the right room.
445
00:25:24,549 --> 00:25:27,466
♪ (PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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