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Are you having relationship issues?
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No worries.
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I'll cure you both for one low price.
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That's right, folks. You heard it here
first. One low price. Buy one, get one
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free BOGO deal. Come on down today. Get
cured. Be in the moment.
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Hey!
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Hi, I'm Lena Paul.
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And yeah.
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I fucked Lily's man.
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But I still value Lily as a friend, and
when I realized that Dr. Carl was
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running a BOGO deal, I thought, maybe I
could finally get her to forgive me.
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Hi, my name's Lily, and Lena fucked my
husband. I don't even know why I'm here,
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but I guess I'll take advantage of this
low -price deal.
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And, uh...
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Maybe I'll give Lena another chance.
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Probably not.
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Good afternoon, ladies.
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Good afternoon, Dr. Carl.
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Hey. How's everyone doing today?
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Um, not so great.
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I see that.
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I see that. You know, I... I sense
there's some energy on this side of the
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and there's some energy on this side of
the room.
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And I would say on this side it seems to
be more positive and uplifting.
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And this one's more of a Debbie Downer,
you could say.
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You want me to be positive about this
bitch fucking my man?
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Wow. Wow.
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Okay, ladies.
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Here in Dr. Carl's office, we like to
start with positive energy.
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Uplifting energy.
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So I want you to reach down inside.
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Reach down deep.
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Grab any negativity.
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Pull it up.
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Pull it out.
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Bring it out your ass.
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Put it in the sitter.
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Flush it down the sitter.
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Pull it back out the sitter.
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Swallow it. Sit it out. Put it in the
trash and take it to the curb.
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We understand?
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I don't know about all of that, but
sure, why not?
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Excellent.
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Excellent. I like that positive
attitude.
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Positive. Positive.
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Beautiful. All right, ladies.
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Let's get on with it.
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Now, ladies.
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You've come to Dr. Carl.
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Please, please, please.
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Tell me what brings you here today.
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Well, I had an indiscretion.
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I was house -sitting for Lily.
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And I heard all she was sitting.
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Excuse me.
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Excuse me. What was your name again?
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Emily. Lily.
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I'm going to need you to... Fine.
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Thank you.
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And Lily's husband, Chad, came home
early.
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And I hadn't expected him home. I guess
they'd been fighting.
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And I fixed him a stiff drink.
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Ooh, stiff.
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How stiff was it?
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Stiff enough.
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Come on.
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One drink.
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Turned into five drinks.
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And the next thing I know, we...
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We fucked on the kitchen floor.
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You fucked?
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Which position?
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He held me down and fucked me on the
kitchen floor.
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So he forced himself on you?
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I wouldn't say that.
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I would...
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Definitely not unwilling.
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I'm so sorry, Lily. I was drunk. I would
never do that in my right mind. I
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never meant to hurt our friendship like
this.
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Now, you two are friends.
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We were friends until she went and
fucked my husband.
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Apparently on the kitchen floor.
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Was her husband any good?
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He got the job done.
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What is this? What kind of therapy is
this? Why are we talking about that
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Lily.
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Are we here to talk about her sexual
experience, or are you trying to be
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with me again? Because this does not
sound like the way to go.
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We are trying to move on.
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We're trying to move on to bigger and
better things.
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I mean, if you're not aware, life is all
about perspective.
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So, basically, if you're not familiar
with this, It's all about how you look
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things. So, for instance, see a
perspective of me right now?
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And look at your perspective of me now.
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See, Lily?
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Same situation, whole new perspective.
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I see that now.
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So, moving on.
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I feel like Lena here...
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is what we call in the industry, loose
as a goose.
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And Lily here is what we call tightly
wound.
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I want to try that.
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I feel it. I feel it.
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And Lena, I want you to understand that
being loose as a goose is
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something all women should thrive to be.
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So I'm so proud of you.
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Yes, you.
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We need to do some work with you, Lily.
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We need to... loosen you up.
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Can't wait.
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The first step is letting go of your
guilt.
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Guilt? What do I have to feel guilty
about?
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Exactly.
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What?
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Tell us. What is it you have to feel
guilty about?
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drawing a blank here. I don't think
we're entirely here for me.
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She's the skank.
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She's the problem.
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What are you coming at me for?
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Skank is such a beautiful thing.
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You know... I'm scared it is when she's
not fucking your husband.
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Yes, but why did your husband fuck her?
Would you say you were... frigid?
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I definitely wouldn't say that.
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So tell her.
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When was the last time you've had sex
with your husband?
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I mean, I've been traveling a lot, so...
He told me it hasn't been for a month.
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Yeah,
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you know, I guess maybe it hasn't been a
while.
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But... That's where it all stems from.
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Is it?
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Let me ask you something.
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Do you enjoy cunnilingus?
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I do.
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When's the last time your husband
performed cunnilingus?
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Well, it's definitely been more than a
month since that.
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You need to loosen up.
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You know, you keep saying that and I'm
just not feeling it.
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That's the problem.
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You're not feeling it.
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You are so bright.
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So bright.
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Look at you.
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She's so smart, isn't she? You know
exactly why you're here. Because you're
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feeling it.
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Let me get my prescription book.
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I need to write you one prescription.
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Exactly. That's the one.
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That's the one.
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All right.
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I'm going to need you to go ahead and
lay back.
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Oh.
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Okay. Lay back.
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Lay back.
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Like this?
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Yes.
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Open your legs. I know you're stiff, but
I need you to open your legs.
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Hold this up. Okay.
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Okay. Let's get rid of these panties.
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Oh. Yes. Okay.
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That's fast.
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And I'm just going to hold on to these
so I can write future prescriptions.
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Now, Lena, let me see your tongue.
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Stick it out.
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A little more, a little more.
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Perfect.
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That'll work.
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I'm going to need you, Lily, to spread
your legs.
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Is this good?
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A lot more than that. Look at the
snapper on your friend there.
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Lily, if you don't mind, I'm a doctor.
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Yeah, what kind of doctor did you say
you are?
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Shh, shh, shh.
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We spoke about you being a Debbie
Downer. Let's not have that again.
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Um, okay.
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One man left, you're ready. Let's not
make it two.
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Take a whiff of that. Aren't I paying
you to be here?
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Hey.
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Come on now.
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Lena.
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I'm going to need you to perform the
cunnilingus.
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Because if you don't, I will.
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Please wait.
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Doctor.
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I...
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The conventional ADA method for this
type of problem?
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How dare you question my methods?
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Look at me, Lena. Look at me deep into
my eyes. So deep you're into my soul.
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I'm a doctor.
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And if you don't believe me, look at
that diploma.
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Do you see it?
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And what does it say I'm a doctor of?
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Dr.
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Tuff? Exactly.
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Now get in that pussy and show me what
you got.
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Yes, Dr.
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Tufflove.
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Okay. I'm really sorry.
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I don't know. I think I'm still a little
mad.
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Ladies, I'm going to leave you to it.
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I'm going to have a seat and I'm going
to start my video recorder.
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I like to videotape all my sessions just
for consent.
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Enjoy. Make yourselves comfortable.
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Yeah, I guess this feels a little
better.
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I'll do this as many times as it takes
until you forgive me.
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Well, it might take a while.
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Oh, yes.
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That's so good.
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Yeah.
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Oh, this is definitely better than my
husband.
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Look at your pussy dancing in the sky. I
love it.
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That's a tight fit.
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