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Hello, my name's Kieran Lee.
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You may recognise me from movies such as
Say Hi to Your Husband for Me and I Am
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Cock, but my real passion is history.
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This 4th of July, Americans Everywhere
will be celebrating Independence Day,
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if you think you know the story behind
the Declaration of Independence, think
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again.
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The year was 1772.
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The signing of the Declaration of
Independence was four years away, and
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was a thriving colony, still living
happily under the glorious patronage of
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British Empire.
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On this day, His Royal Majesty, King
George III, was on his way to visit the
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colonial leaders.
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It was here that an incident occurred
which would rock the British Empire to
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core and change the course of history.
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For God's sake, ladies, make yourselves
presentable.
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His Majesty, King George III, will be
here any moment.
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Will you put your cleavage away? We
already got enough to worry about with
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goddamn anthem monarch.
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We don't need your principal bosom
getting in the way.
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Curses! I can't seem to find my wife. I
haven't seen her anywhere.
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No time to worry, old sport. Our king
has arrived.
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How wonderful it is to see you again.
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Always a joy to visit the colonies.
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Jefferson, isn't it?
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Promise Jefferson, my lady. At your
service, as always.
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My wife, Martha.
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It's an honor to finally meet you, Your
Majesty.
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I've heard so much about you from the
other wives.
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Of course you have.
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Your Majesty, you do remember Thomas
Paine.
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An honor to see you again, Your
Highness. Let me present to you my wife,
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Elizabeth.
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Oh dear, don't embarrass me. The King
and I have already met.
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Of course we have. How could I forget?
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Of course, you've met our resident
bookworm, John Adams.
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Your Highness, and here's my wife,
Abigail.
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Eat lovelier than the next. What are you
feeding your women in these colonies
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that they should grow so healthily?
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Ladies, why don't you go entertain
yourselves while the men talk?
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Of course.
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And ladies, if you happen to see my
wife, tell her she has some explaining
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do.
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And sweetheart, why don't you make us
all some of your famous tea?
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My pleasure.
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Speaking of tea, what's this of a tea
party I hear in the Boston Harbour?
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Oh, it's nothing, Your Majesty.
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Just a few illiterate buffoons who drank
too much ale.
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Troublemakers will be dealt with in
short order. This I promise you.
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Glad to hear it, Payne.
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We won't let anything affect our
relationship with Britain.
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Yes. Yes.
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Very good.
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To another hundred years of brilliant
patronage from the crown to the
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Hear, hear!
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Another echo from the mountain.
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And now on to other matters.
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Who's up for pot -humping?
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Oh, yes, of course. Fuck yes.
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If you would excuse me for a moment,
gentlemen, I'd like to go freshen up.
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But of course. Would you like me to show
you to your room?
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No, I'll be fine. I'll find it myself.
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What a great king.
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We are so lucky.
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Did you see this coming?
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Ladies, would you like to come out and
pay tribute to your king?
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Welcome back to the colonies, your
highness.
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Miss Franklin, there you are.
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Isn't His Majesty happy to see these
again?
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Well, what are you waiting for?
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Why don't you come into my room and shut
the door behind you, my king?
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Your Highness, it's been far too long
since I felt your hands on my apple,
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but... Oh,
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yes.
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Oh, that's it.
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I've been waiting for you.
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I'm becoming fleshed.
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I must have your royal cock in my mouth.
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it's been far too long your highness
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That fucking royal cock.
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Yes, your majesty.
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I must leave.
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We cannot draw suspicion.
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I'm looking all over for you.
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Have you been hiding from us, Your
Highness?
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You're already hard.
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Well, of course, Abigail Adams.
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Everyone knows a king can't resist a
good pair of flip -flops.
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Please, Your Highness.
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You've been waiting for you to come
visit us again, King.
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We haven't seen you in months, Georgie.
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Please, lady.
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I have been...
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What important matters to attend to? Oh,
come on. What could be more important
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than getting your cock sucked?
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like having the king's cock in your...
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His cock is so small.
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King Georgie, he's high up at all.
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A nice big king cock.
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You can do whatever you want to your
subject. Come on. Come on.
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Benjamin.
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There you are, Your Majesty.
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Tell me, have you seen my wife? I can't
find that bloody twit anywhere.
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I'm afraid not, Adams.
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It's Franklin, Your Majesty. Benjamin.
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Why, she's in there.
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Oh, no, no, Betty Boy.
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Yes? Now tell me about your wonderful
experiment.
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Oh, it all happened on this one scary
stormy night.
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It was quite amazing, actually.
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I was in the...
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Come here, my lead.
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I'm sure you'll see, here in the
colonies, we have the best foxes of
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the world.
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Oh, you're right, your highness.
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You look a bit faint.
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Yeah, it's just a tad tired, Jefferson.
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I'm sure I'll be right as rain in the
morning.
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Perhaps I should take the tea up to your
highness' room.
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Wait.
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No, that's fine.
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What you need is a nice cup of tea and
some rest.
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Ah, yes.
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Your highness?
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My wife makes the best tea in all 13
palanins.
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I'll leave it.
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I'll leave it next to your bed.
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Well, gentlemen, perhaps I should retire
for the afternoon.
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As you wish, Your Highness.
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Also, please, not just...
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It's quite strange.
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I mean, it's still early out.
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It's very weird.
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Maybe you go to bed early.
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What about that fox hunting?
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Oh, yes.
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Capital idea.
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We've been waiting for you, Your
Majesty.
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Now let's see what all the fuss is
about.
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I'm going to give him your titties. I'm
going to give him your titties.
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Are you ready to see his nice big claws?
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I've only heard rumors.
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So fucking big.
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You get first taste on it.
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Make that fucking cock grow in your
slutty fucking mouth.
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Good.
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Oh, that's a good little fucking whore.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, don't lie about that.
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Yeah, there you go. Suck that fucking
dick.
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Yes. Oh, my God.
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Oh, that turns me on so much.
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Watch your fucking sex.
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oh yeah get these fucking
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pants down
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This is your first time at the King's
Big Buggy Pod. Enjoy that big dick.
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I'm the king.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh,
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my God.
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He's in the big bag.
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Like our fucking king's boss. Give him
the royal treatment.
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Sit on it.
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Amen.
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Yes, that's good.
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I got pissed off.
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That's good.
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This cock has made cock holes of us.
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I'm the king.
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It's my right.
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Equal rights for all. Special privileges
for none.
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We will not be governed by lewd tyrants.
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We demand a government of laws, not of
men.
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Come, my brothers. We will rise up
against England. For the harder the
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the more glorious the triumph.
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Independence.
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We will seek our independence from this
lecherous toad. Wait.
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Can't we discuss this?
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An American nation.
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free of the yoke of tyranny, based on
the pursuit of life, liberty, and
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happiness. Yes!
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And so began the long, arduous road to
American
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independence.
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Of course, this incident has been
removed from the American history books.
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Who knows?
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If the king had not fought the wife of
the founding fathers, the United
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States... may have remained under the
patronage of Great Britain, but it
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to be.
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And here we are celebrating the birthday
of the greatest country in the world.
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Happy Independence Day, America.
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