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It was Aunt Faith's idea.
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Come on, Hope. It was a joke.
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Seeing my daughter's stomach explode is
not funny.
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Oh, yeah? And how come I peed in my
pants?
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Those are my pants.
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Correction, your pants.
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And your underpants.
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And a couple of drops in your running
shoes.
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Oh, that's a great vest.
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And I really like that pin. What is
that, a pumpkin?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a pumpkin.
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Look.
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Lights up.
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That is just neato, Mom. Hey, maybe I
could wear that to Vanessa's party
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tomorrow night.
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Oh, sure, that'd be... Wait a minute.
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You can't go to any party. You're
grounded.
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But you can wear it to school today if
you like.
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Pass.
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Mrs. Racket invited us to a party.
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Crazy Mrs.
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Racket? You're kidding. Let me see that.
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Who's Mrs. Racket? This nutty woman who
lived down the street from us when we
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were kids. She lived in this spooky old
house, and she always wore a new coat
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whenever somebody's dog went missing.
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Oh, wait a minute. That was 101
Dalmatians.
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Your aunt tortured this poor woman. Ding
-dong ditch, prank phone call.
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Hey, you helped me TP her elm tree that
one Halloween.
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We used 50 rolls.
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Really?
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Too fly.
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Well, we have to go to the party.
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I mean, she's all alone. She probably
doesn't have any friends.
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All right. I suppose we could stop by
for one poison apple.
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And hope. I promise, no more pranks.
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And it was wrong of me to use one of the
kids.
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Swear.
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Swear. Oh.
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And I got up extra early this morning
and went to Zinman's Bakeries for those
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pumpkin cookies that you love.
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Nice face, but I'm not falling for it.
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Work for me.
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She really went all out for Halloween.
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I want to try.
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Hello. Hope Schnowski and Faith
Fairfield.
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We're here for all the party fun.
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I'll alert the mistress you have
arrived.
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He was probably very nice when he was
alive.
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This place looks a lot spookier than I
thought it'd be, huh?
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Hey, handsome.
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My, what a long sword you have.
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Smells like old lady.
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Old lady cooking cabbage.
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Old, rotting, baggy -skinned lady
cooking cabbage in her stinking
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Jimmy Chongan.
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Mrs. Racket, we didn't see you there,
sitting in the dark with your back to
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And my stinking underpants.
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You thought we were talking about your
underpants.
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No, no.
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We were talking about Hope's underpants.
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Woo!
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So anyway, I guess we're the first ones
here.
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And the last. No one else was invited.
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So, we were just saying how wonderful
your Halloween decorations are.
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Is it Halloween?
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Oh, dear, I've been so distracted since
my favorite cat died.
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Oh, I'm so sorry. Yes, well, at least I
still have Medusa.
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Want to hold her?
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Oh, yes.
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She's so soft.
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Yes, I had her stuffed with down.
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I'm more of a dead dog person.
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Come on, Justin.
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Let's go get one million pieces of
candy.
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Make that one billion pieces of candy.
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Come on, Haley. It's your last chance to
join us. I don't know how you people
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can run around filling your bags with
candy when millions of people are
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in the world.
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Good times, Haley.
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Besides, Edwin's coming over. He just
got the new edition of Ultimate Brain
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Banger. This is Candyman.
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Do you read me, Candy Lad?
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Roger that, Candyman. Let's go get some
candy.
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Roger that.
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Behave, baby.
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All right.
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Let's get this straight.
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The living room is mine. You can hang
out in the kitchen with Nerdy McLoser.
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Edwin is not a loser.
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He's president of the Geography Club and
student council sergeant at arm.
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Stop. I'm getting hot.
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Oh, Edwin.
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I didn't realize brain bangers with a
black tie affair.
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No, it's not really a tuxedo.
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It's a T -shirt.
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Hey, I forgot your game. Oh, hi.
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Hi.
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I'm Henry, Edwin's brother.
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I love this kid.
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I didn't even think you knew my name.
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Are you kidding? I know your name as
well as I know the fact that I'm not
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currently seeing anyone.
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So, we were surprised, pleasantly
surprised, to get your invitation.
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We haven't thought about you in years.
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Really? I think about you.
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Every day.
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See, Hope, told you she was a fan of the
soap.
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Oh, no, I don't have a TV. Not since my
husband departed.
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Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
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Yes, it was 20 years ago this very
Halloween.
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Some neighborhood kids toilet papered
our house.
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They must have used 50 rolls.
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Two -ply.
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Anyway, he was up on the ladder trying
to take it off our old elm tree.
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And that's when he fell.
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On your TV?
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No, on his hip. He died from a broken
hip?
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Oh, no. He didn't die. He ran off with
the nurse from the hospital.
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Oh, that is so romantic.
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For you, of course.
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My point is that if those neighborhood
kids, whoever they might have been,
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hadn't toilet papered our house, my life
might not have been so empty.
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Aw, don't say that.
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Your life seems full.
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You're obviously a party person.
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With a suit of armor.
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And a cat that will never run away.
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what my sister's trying to say is that
we've had a lovely time, but if we don't
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go now, we'll never want to leave.
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Okay.
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For one drink.
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Name your poison.
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Arsenic. No.
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No, no.
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Cyanide.
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It's hard to say. I like them both.
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We'll just have whatever you're
drinking.
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The woman carries around a dead cat. Can
you imagine what she doesn't want us to
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see?
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Door's locked.
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Probably her torture chamber.
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I feel terrible. I can't believe you
talked me into TPing her house.
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Do you think she knows that we ruined
her life?
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Don't be so paranoid. There's no way she
knows it was us.
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you never told me you have an older
brother.
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This is the first time you've ever
spoken to me.
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Well, that's because I'm shy.
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Well, I should get going.
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Okay, see you later. Wait!
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How did this picture of me in a bikini
get down here?
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Wow.
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I know, right?
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It's a beautiful sunset.
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So, I'll pick you up at ten, all right?
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We're all going to play that brain
banger game, and we need four to play.
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Welcome, can I play?
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Yeah, sure. Okay, great.
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Where are you going? I'll get my
girlfriend.
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She's out in the car.
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If she's pretty, you're dead, Edwin.
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before you go to living every day like
it's your life.
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Oh.
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Oh, dear.
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Okie dokie. Well, we've got to...
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messing up my hair.
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But, Miss Racket, the prank's over. What
are you doing?
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You girls have tortured me for years.
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the kids meet at the co -ed scouting
jamboree i'm a girl scout and henry just
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made eagle scout you know i can't be a
boy scout because i'm allergic to grass
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bees and 11 kinds of bark so you guys
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are a scouting couple do they have a
special name for scouts who date trail
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mixers trail mixers that is so adorable
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Can you be a scout before you just start
to feel ridiculous?
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Sydney, will you help me with something
in the kitchen?
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We'll be right back.
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Scout's honor.
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What is wrong with you?
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Nothing. We're just having fun.
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You just can't stand it that there's a
guy who isn't interested in you.
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Oh, please. He is so interested in me,
he can't take his eyes off of me.
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Nobody can.
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You're acting like an idiot.
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Hayley, it's a little thing called the
art of seduction, okay? Now you just
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watch and learn.
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Um, where's your brother?
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Oh, they left.
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So, who wants to be quiz master?
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You go ahead, Sydney.
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I'll just watch and learn.
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when there's a bee on you.
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Faith, I'm sorry.
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I had no idea she was really crazy.
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What are we going to do?
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I don't know.
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The last time I was shackled by my wrist
to a wall, all I had to say was,
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Senator, you're a bad...
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Well, now, is there anything you'd like
to say before?
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Before what?
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I kill you.
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All right, Mrs. Rackett, you've made
your point.
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And we're sorry, but you're not really
crazy enough to kill us because 20 years
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ago we TP'd your house.
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I have something I'd like to say.
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Age before beauty, so kill hope first.
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This is for my long...
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for that again. I mean it!
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Oh, wait, let me guess. Mrs.
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Racket is behind me with an axe in her
hand.
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you shouldn't leave it on the top shelf
of your closet, underneath those four
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blankets, and inside that lockbox.
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Cornelia, why did you double -cross me?
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A chance to act with Faith Fairfield.
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I mean, she has a daytime Emmy.
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And plus, she threw in these sneakers.
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Those are mine.
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Don't worry.
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They're the ones I peed in.
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Edwin said he left his inhaler. Said it
was on the coffee table.
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Really?
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Well, uh, come on in.
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Oh, gee, that's... That's strange, you
know? I don't see it there anywhere.
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Are you sure that's what you came
looking for?
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What do you mean?
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Look, we both know there's no inhaler.
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You just came back to see me.
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So...
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Why don't I just make this a little less
awkward for you?
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Hey, Henry.
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Here's Edwin's inhaler.
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You know what?
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Why don't I make this a little less
awkward for you?
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Good night.
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What was that about?
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That guy is so into me.
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I can't.
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Every night of my life, I still look in
the closet and check under the bed.
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You do?
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Yeah. And I've been around three times.
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Why? I just like being dizzy.
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Look, I scared you. You scared me.
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Let's make a pact to never scare each
other again.
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What do you think?
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All right.
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Oh,
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turn out the lights and lock
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the door. The seven dwarfs are after my
candy.
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And that dopey is a kicker.
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