All language subtitles for hope.and.faith.s02e02.hdtv-lol

Morning, Bumblebee.

Sorry.

Mr. Sinatra.

Mom, did you know Frank's middle name
was Albert?

No, I did not. Did you know he was born
in Hoboken and won nine Grammys?

No, I did not. Did you even go to
college?

I wish I was still rooming with Aunt
Faith, because at least when she talked

her sleep, it was about boys and not
math.

Don't worry. It's just a matter of time
before you're living in a trailer

waiting for your baby's daddy to make
parole.

Be nice.

You may not realize it now, but your
sister is the best friend you'll ever

That's the woman who threw her own
sister out of our house.

I did not throw her out.

I merely invited her to leave.

really worried. I mean, it's been three
days and we haven't even heard from her.

Cindy, relax.

Faith is a grown woman.

She's perfectly capable of taking care
of herself.

Hello?

Hey, Aunt Faith.

Where is she? Hospital? Prison?

Occult?

Sure, she's right here. Do you want to
talk to her?

Hey, Aunt Faith. Where are you?

Oh, I found the fa - Fabulous place.
You'll have to come visit.

Well, when can we hang out? Well, we
could meet at the mall, say 4 o 'clock,

the pool with all the free change.

Awesome. Hey.

Is your mom there?

Yeah. Is she just standing there staring
at you, biting her nails and tapping

her foot?

Yep.

Good. Now laugh like I've just said the
funniest thing ever.

Is her foot going like a mile a minute?

Yep. Good work. Now put her on.

Aunt Faith wants to talk to you.

I knew she'd come around.

There's nothing more unbreakable than
the bond between sisters.

Hey, you.

I'm sorry. The sister you are trying to
reach hates you. Goodbye.

But I can't imagine my life without you.

Sister, we're the brand new stars.

Sister, oh, we've come so far.

Sister, there's no better way between
you and me.

Wow, CDs used to be huge.

Frank Sinatra live at the stand.

It's not the junk room anymore.

When we're done in here, it's going to
be the man room, filled with man stuff.

Like your doll collection?

These are action figures.

You know what else? Tonight I'm driving
eight hours. I'm going to stay in a

hotel so I can be first in line to buy
an original Space Invaders arcade game.

There's eight hours you'll never get
back.

How's the men's room coming?

The man room. It's not a public toilet.

I'm really worried about Faith.

She told Sidney she's doing really well
and everything's fine, but if she was

really doing well and everything was
really fine, she would have wanted to

me herself and rub it in my face, right?

What do you think?

I think these are exactly the kind of
conversations that aren't going to

in the man room.

Charlie. Hope, you enable her.

Every time you put your foot down, she
makes you feel guilty and then sucks you

into some ridiculous mess that I have to
clean up. That's not true.

Okay. Yeah, that is true.

Look, if she can't make it on her own,
then I'll buy her a ticket to Florida

she can go live with your father until
he buys her a ticket somewhere.

Or shoots her.

Okay, I gotta go.

I'm going bra shopping with Haley this
afternoon.

Okay. Keep me abreast of any new
developments.

Charlie, no cornball jokes. You did that
with Sidney. All right, I won't be a

boob.

I'm serious, Charlie. All right, I know.
I'm milking it.

And that is how you get a lady out of
the man room.

Booyah!

Where are you going?

I'm going bra shopping with Mom.

Don't do it.

When she took me bra shopping, she
started crying.

And then she asked the cashier to take
our picture.

I think I can go another year with just
undershirts.

You know what? I'm going to the mall to
meet Aunt Faith. I'll pick you up a bra.

You just tell Mom you're not feeling
well.

Hello?

Sure, I guess I could bring some.

Okay, see you there.

Who are those for?

Not Aunt Faith.

Ready to go shopping? I'm not feeling
well.

That's okay, sweetie.

We can go bar shopping tomorrow.

I'm not feeling well tomorrow, either.

Okay. No rush.

Every flower blossoms at its own pace.

So, you know where Sydney went off to?

To the mall to meet Aunt Faith.

Hmm.

You know what?

I could use a new bra myself.

I'm going to go to the mall, too.

Are you going to spy on Sydney and Aunt
Faith?

Hailey, don't be ridiculous.

I just happened to be dissatisfied with
the current state of my bras, and I

thought now would be as good a time as
any to go out to buy some.

Buy some.

Maybe I'll do a little bird watching.

miss you, Aunt Faith. Especially Mom.

Mom. Hmm.

Is that the woman with the moist
brownies but the dry heart?

Warm apple pie but a cold, cold nose.

You ever notice how cold her nose is?
It's like a little ice cube sitting on

face.

This is the final announcement.

The Glen Falls Mall is now closing.

Please exit the building.

Oh, thank you.

This was so much fun.

I'm parked at the other side, so I'll
call you tomorrow, honey.

Bye. Bye.

Antiseptic cream? No.

Are you sure?

I feel self -conscious.

Well, you know what? You always feel
self -conscious the first time you wear

bra. Trust me, it's perfectly natural.

Hey, girl.

I'm off to get my arcade game. So,
Sidney, you're in charge until your

gets...

Are you wearing a bra?

I didn't even notice.

See? It's perfectly natural.

Hello? Oh, Hope, thank God.

Where are you?

What?

You're trapped.

On a truck?

Inside an armoire?

I just have one question.

Is your sister with you by any chance?

He wants to talk to you.

Oh, great.

Here we go.

Somehow this is all going to be my
fault.

I was killed there.

Get on the plane, Faith.

Can't I at least get an upgrade?

I mean, come on, who am I going to meet
and coach?

Go.

Charlie. Don't start.

I just had to track down a truck in the
middle of the highway. Get the driver to

pull over, pay him $200 to open up the
back.

And it wasn't even the right truck.

It took me three trucks and six...

to get you out of that armoire.

Don't forget the $85 for the speeding
ticket, Mr. Road Rage.

I love him.

I'm lucky, too.

Call me when you get to dance.

Give me that look, Hope.

I really thought that this time you were
going to be strong and let Faith stand

on her own two feet. But guess what?

Enabler Magazine called. You made the
cover.

Again.

Charlie, she's my sister.

And I'm your husband.

And if you can't do for yourself what
you need to do for Faith, then I have to

do for both of you what Faith can't do
for you.

Three trucks, Hope.

And I'm sick of it. I'm sick of it.

So grow up, Hope!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to
drive all night to buy an arcade game.

I've always liked that picture. Me too.

So

we

sat on the tarmac for a half an hour,
and then the pilot announced they were

having engine trouble, and they canceled
the flight.

Well, you can stay the night, but you
have to be out before Charlie gets home

the morning.

Hey, that's my side.

What? I have to sleep as far away from
the closet as possible.

Why? Duh.

Monsters.

This is nice.

Yeah.

You know what?

Maybe Charlie's right.

Maybe if I didn't bail you out so much,
you'd have your own job, an apartment.

Maybe you wouldn't be so dependent on
me.

I'm not dependent on you.

Will you tickle my back so I can fall
asleep?

saying. Maybe we are dysfunctional.

Well, of course we're dysfunctional.
We're family.

I don't want you to go to Dad's.

Well, I don't either.

I don't know.

Maybe I'm being sensitive, but lately I
get the impression that Charlie doesn't

want me here anymore.

I can't sleep.

I'm upset about Charlie.

The first promise we made to each other
when we got married was that we'd never

go to bed angry.

Disappointed, perhaps, but not angry.

I'm gonna go make myself some tea.

Wait, Hope.

Yeah?

Could you?

Please?

Monsters, monsters, go away.

Come again another day.

If you don't, you'll surely pay.

Monsters, monsters, go away!

Look, I'm sorry about what I said
earlier.

I turned around and came home because
we've never gone to bed angry and I

want to start now.

Aww.

Hey, did you eat a bowl of soup in bed?

Uh -uh.

Are you sure?

Because...

I believe this is your spoon.

What was that?

Are you happy with your spoon?

Or do you think you need a fork?

Oh!

Ow.

All right, look.

I shouldn't have kicked Faith out. I
should have given her a month to get a

and move out.

If I had the chance to do it again.

That's exactly what I'd do.

Really?

Really. I swear.

Mom, can I show you something?

Honey.

I think it's important that we don't all
overreact here.

I mean, what family hasn't had this
happen?

Hey, Haley.

Nice rack.

So, how is everything?

These waffles are cold.

That's because they're frozen waffles,
silly.

One month, Faith.

That's all you get. Then you're moving
out.

Fine with me.

60 days is all the time I'll need.

Where's Hope? Oh, she went to take Haley
bra shopping.

Could you please take a picture?