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Command Control, this is Sector 4. We've
got a runner.

Advise all personnel. The State Prison
is on full alert. The State Prison is on

full alert.

Cell Lock 8, secure. Cell Lock 8,
secure. Cell Lock 8.

Wait, I'm holding it.

No, no.

Tower 4, do you have him on visual?

Story of my life.

Cold Blue! He's over the wall!

Timmy Taylor?

I don't see your homework assignment.

Well?

So there was Kato, and my homework
clenched in his teeth, and I looked

just in time to watch him barbecue my
book report. And I had him cornered in

kitchen. I was just about to grab him
when he spit it down the disposal.

And then Kato snatched it off my desk,
ran off to the backyard, and buried it

god only knows where.

I tried to stop him. I really did. Stop!

But I was just getting to the good part.
I think I've heard enough. Thank you.

This is the third time in as many weeks
that you've failed to complete an

assignment. Now, Timmy, I think you're a
bright boy, and I have tried to be fair

with you. Yet you persist in these
ridiculous excuses.

But, Ms.

Stevens... No more buts. You have a
current event project due this Monday

counts for one -third of your grade.

Now, if you show up empty -handed...

This time, I have no choice but to fail
you and to hold you over for... summer

school.

Too bad about summer school. I'll be
thinking of you when I'm water skiing at

Camp Granada. Shut up. You still got
till Monday. I told you not to call me

that. Besides... I bet he hasn't even
started his carnivant yet.

Did you see Principal Ott back there?

He's really got it in for you.

Don't remind me.

Shoot, what time is it?

Hey,

son,

how was your day?

Fine, fine, can you go down? Wait, wait.

Get legs, get legs.

Yes, baby.

That's why Sandy gets the big bucks.

I'm going to get you for this, can't you
hear me?

You better pray you ain't in your car in
the bed, because if you don't...

He's telling me about this diet that he
went on, and he thinks that maybe if I

went on it, I would probably... All
units to 11.

Possible sighting of escaped convict
Carl Banks.

Reported last seen on Linden Lane and
53rd. Be advised suspect may be armed

dangerous. Now!

Come on, let's go.

Forget the glasses, pretty boy. We gotta
go.

Come to Papa.

Fish from dry pretty swings struck him
out of the cubby's glues again.

So, how did your teacher take the news
about your homework?

Not too well. It was all Cato's fault.

Timmy, you've got to stop blaming the
dog.

But it really happened.

heard a word i've said excuses are like
armpits everybody's got them and they

stink

Nice dog.

Did I say lousy? I mean sugar

boy, sweet boy.

I'm telling you, it was him, all right?

Yeah, he ran off as soon as he saw us.

I don't, I have no idea. I haven't even
seen, hold on.

Anything?

Listen, call the man, all right? Stole
him, do whatever you have to do to keep

him there. I think this might be just
the break that we needed, right?

Let's go.

Hey, did you remember to pick up my
dress at the cleaners?

Your sister's wedding on Sunday. I'm
sorry.

I'll pick it up tomorrow.

I promise.

Hi, sweetie. How was school?

Not good. Don't ask.

I tried talking to him about
responsibility.

Excuses are like armpits. Well, it makes
the point.

He doesn't want to listen.

Well, honey, you've only heard it 17
,000 times.

His father had warned him.

Good afternoon. I'm Sam Blanchard. Our
top story today, a jailbreak. Last night

at the Anderson State Prison, Carl Banks
disappeared over the South Wall just

after midnight.

The suspect is 45 years old, 6 feet
tall, approximately 160 pounds. Banks,

may remember, was arrested for
counterfeiting in 1996. Police are

,000 reward for information leading to
his arrest.

If you or someone you know thinks you
may have seen this man... Dad, it's the

guy from... You want to get that?

Hey,

dude.

Hey. What's the matter?

I didn't bust you, did he? No, it's my
dad. He's just like Miss Stevens. He

won't listen to me.

Well, I got just the thing to take your
mind off.

Jamie Paulson's showing off nail polish
down the street.

And I think it looks like rain, huh?

Come on, go!

Pretty colors.

This is cool.

Oh, I like that color.

Wow.

Red leader, are you in position?

Copy, blue leader. Ready and wait.

Hey, Stevie.

How come our clubhouse doesn't look that
cool?

Well, helps when your mom's a graphic
designer.

Helps when your mom's rich.

We go on my mark.

Jane Paulson, I own you.

Well, look at the cat dragon.

Smile for the camera, girls.

I'm your psychic. I'm your psycho.

Shut up.

Shut up.

You guys.

Shut that thing off.

I'll get down to business.

Delicate condition.

Hey, I can't help it, doofus. Bazooka
butt, bazooka butt. Hey, I told you not

call me that.

Hey, hey, hey, guys, guys, come on.

Can we get down to new business?

If I don't come up with a current event,
I'm history.

Cheer up, I'm sure you'll think of
something.

Yeah, maybe that escaped prisoner will
come to your house, take your whole

family hostage, and kill you in a
violent bloodbath.

Hey, I saw that guy.

No way.

Everything, Sergeant Berger. Can I help
you? Hello, please?

Let me speak to Detective Sergeant
Nelson.

Sergeant Nelson, line four.

Detective Nelson?

Uh, yeah. I think I saw that prisoner
you're looking for.

That's great, great, great.

Can you describe him?

Tall, white skin, bad complexion. Oh.

Overweight.

And he must be bald because he wears a
really bad hairpiece. He wears a bad

hairpiece. Did I mention that he's
really butt ugly?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And he wears, like, this really fruity
white mustache.

Uh -huh, fruity mustache.

What if he's dead? What if Kato killed
him? So is he alive?

Shake him. I'm not shaking him. You
shake him. What a couple of little

Buddy, you dork.

So I guess he's dead.

Help me turn him over.

That's him. That's the guy.

The criminal? Positive.

Calm down, TV. I have to get this on
camera.

I saw this on X -Files. On X -Files?

He's alive.

Well, maybe Buddy should give him mouth
to mouth.

Shut up. I got a better idea.

Oh, that stinks.

Oh, man.

What, do you got a demon in there? Gosh.

I better go get my dad.

Get down.

This is Taylor.

Tim Taylor, how many times do I have to
tell you if the door is closed, you

knock? Sorry, Mom.

Where's Dad?

Your father is up there.

God, that tastes horrible.

Who the heck am I?

Why does my butt hurt?

Oh, shut up, you mangy ratbag.

Hey, Taylor, your mom's a babe. The next
word will be your laugh, buddy.

Dad, Dad, you gotta come quick.

Ah!

Timmy, what are you doing? Dad, we got
the bad guy.

What?

What are you talking about? The guy from
TV who escaped from jail. He's in the

treehouse. And we trapped him.

Boys, I am trying to exercise here.
Daddy, you've got to believe me.

All right.

Let's go.

I can't just wait.

No.

Not again!

I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.

You know, I found a message on our
answering machine from Principal Ott.

guys wouldn't know anything about a
hallway prank, would you?

Well, you see, this ad will make up for
everything else. Yeah, I know.

Timmy, I really don't have time for
this. But he was just here, Dad.

Honest, Mr. Taylor. He was just here.

That does it. You don't do your
homework.

You goof around in school.

But, Dad. And now you outright lie to
me.

You are grounded.

Buddy, show him your tape.

Yeah, that's right, Mr. Taylor. Buddy
videotaped him. Wait.

Is that Judy Robinson?

I had no idea she was in such great
shape.

Son,

are your parents aware that you do this?

I'm not going to hit the record button.

Sorry.

Well,

what now?

Detective Sergeant Nelson speaking.

Detective Nelson, this is Timmy Taylor.

I'm sorry about the earlier call, but
this time I... Taylor, you made your

prank phone call. I'm calling your
father.

Making a bogus police report is against
the law, son!

Kids will drive you crazy, I'll tell you
what.

Meet my new current event.

Your what?

Come Monday, I'll wheel him into Miss
Stevens' class and turn him in. Have you

blown a microchip? You can't keep him
here for two whole days.

But he's right, for once. I mean, he's
like a grown man, a killer maybe.

Count me out.

All right, so maybe you guys don't want
a part of the reward.

What reward?

Think about it.

He's a fugitive from justice. He's got
to be worth something.

What's the plan? I mean, what now?

I better go.

Meet me here at 8 a .m. sharp.

I wonder what old Ott the Snot will
think of this.

We just need a little more time, that's
all I'm asking.

Just a couple of days, that's all.

No, no, no, no. I know you're not Wells
Fargo.

It's your... We'll have the money Sunday
night. All of it, plus interest. You

have my word.

Hello?

What'd he say?

We have 48 hours.

You had better be right about Carl.

Trust me, it was him.

Well, you think he came back here for
the plates? Why else would he come back

here? Yeah, but I don't understand.

How's finding Carl Banks going to solve
our problems?

I mean, we owe 50 large to the Vegas
syndicate.

Simple. We find Carl, we get the plates.
We get the plates.

We print the money, then we pay off our
gambling debts.

Yeah, like, they're not going to know
that the money's bogus. Not a chance.

Those are the genuine article.

I boosted them out of the Denver Mint
about five years ago.

After that, back in business.

First things first.

Find Carl Bank.

I'm Timmy.

I already know who you are.

Pleased to meet you, Timmy.

If you'll just untie me, I'll be on my
way.

Sorry, but I can't do that.

I thought you might be hungry.

So how'd you get into my backyard?

Long story.

So you're a criminal, huh?

They say you're dangerous.

Well, don't believe everything you see
on television.

Why are you doing this to me?

You know, technically, this is kidnap,
and I could have you arrested.

Technically, you're right. But seeing as
how you're an escaped convict... Whom

you are aiding and abetting. Not
exactly, since I have every intention of

turning you over to the police.

It's just I have to wait a couple days.

Why? Because I have a current event
project due on Monday.

You. Me?

Kid, I can't be your book report.

Book report?

You're the mother of all current events.

The only thing standing between me and
summer school is you.

Timmy, bedtime.

We can talk more in the morning.

I better go inside before my mom gets
mad.

I'm grounded because of you.

Hey, kid.

You don't know what you're getting
yourself into here.

Oh, and just in case you have any
thoughts of trying to escape in the

Kato, that's my dog.

Yeah, we already met.

He's quite vicious.

Night, Carl.

Jed, wait.

Good night, Carl.

Come on, sweetie. Light's out.

I was just, um, working on my current
event.

Ooh.

You feeling all right?

Mm -hmm.

I'm just a little tired and lost.

Well, come on. Let's get complete.

Mom, you don't think I'm crazy, do you?

Well, you do have a very active
imagination.

Of course I don't think you're crazy.

But I do want you to do well in school.

Thanks, Mom.

So I wasn't dreaming.

What's with the reinforcements?

That's Stevie, and that's Buddy.

I'm pleased to meet you.

Would you mind pointing that somewhere
else?

Knock it off, Buddy.

Okay, look, enough of this nonsense.

Why don't you just let old Carl go, and
I'll try to forget this unfortunate set

of circumstances.

No chance, slimeball.

At least not till after the trial.

Trial.

I'll rise with the Honorable Judge
Frito.

This court is called to order. Bailiff,
call the first case.

Court recognizes State versus Carl.

Yeah. What's your last name there,
Sonny?

Prosecutor, you know the rules. No court
TV.

Exception. This could be the next trial
of the century.

This is ridiculous.

Defendant, we'll answer the question.
What if I refuse?

Ow.

Ow!

You little... Banks. Carl Banks.

It says here that you're charged with
two counts of attempted counterfeiting

escape from jail.

How do you plead?

Innocent. Well, guilty with a reasonable
doubt.

Your Honor, my defendant wishes to plead
reasonably innocent.

Very well. The state may proceed.

Where were you Tuesday, March 4th?

How the heck should I know? You lie!

Objection! He's badgering my client!
Chill out, buddy. I mean... Prosecutor,

answer the question, defendant.

I was at a restaurant called Benny's.

Benny's? Yeah. It's like a Denny's, only
for wise guys.

Permission to cross -examine, Your
Honor. Permission granted, but with very

little latitude. Thank you, Your Honor.

So, Mr.

Banks, what did you have for dinner that
night?

You kids are crazy. I'm not saying
another word.

How old are you, kid? Ten. Well, if you
want to live to be a nice, ripe eleven,

you will stop jerking my shorts.

Answer the question.

Pizza, I think.

Your Honor,

defense wishes to plead innocent on
account of the pizza defense.

The pizza defense.

Well, you were temporarily insane on
account of the pizza affecting your

Objection!

Objection!

Counsel, approach the bench.

passes judgment, will the defendant tell
the court who lives at 4521 Linden

Lane?

It was in your pocket.

Isn't that the old Johnson place?

Yeah, isn't that where all those kids
were trapped in the fire?

Yeah. Yeah, that's the place.

So answer the question. Who lives there
now?

The guys I used to work for.

It was the headquarters for their
counterfeiting ring. But you kids stay

from there, you hear me? What else?

That's it. I'm not saying another word.

Hey, where's my plate?

Uh, the court requests a recess to
further investigate the matter.

What have you done with my plate?

The court temporarily sentences the
defendant to the penalty box.

Penalty box?

My parents went to get groceries. That
gives us a couple of hours.

Stevie and I will go pay a visit to the
old Johnson house. Buddy, you stand

guard.

That was Ocean with I Still Love You on
Joe Willie Boss Sound of the 70s. Here's

another little did sure to please all
you Frank McDonough fans.

You like music, Carl?

I do.

Especially the oldies.

You know why?

It tickles my funny bone.

You got a funny bone, Carl?

I bet you do.

You see, it's just a matter of finding
it.

in jail. Had to be better than bummer
school.

If you ain't got a bad feeling about
this, come back.

What do you have such a hurry for?

Doesn't look like anybody's home.

All right.

But if we get killed, I'm telling
everybody.

You're...

Let's go.

Cool!

Think this is where Carl does his
counterfeiting?

More like where he goes to dispose of
the body.

What body?

And hey, aren't you supposed to be
defending him?

Oh yeah.

I know a guy who's just so much fun. He
actually peed in her pants.

How about that?

How about you, Carl? Your bladder must
be overloaded by now.

You must really have to go.

You haven't gone to the bathroom in a
really long time.

How about this one, Carl?

Peeled from the urinal by IP standing?

I just crack myself up sometimes.

You know, kid, you don't have both oars
in the water.

Uh -oh.

You know, kid, your parents ought to get
you into therapy real soon.

Where's my plate?

You know what?

I heard about a guy in a joint one time
and they pulled his underwear clean.

What do you think about that?

What? You don't scare me. Oh, yeah?

How do you like the name Buddy Knife
Bakers, huh?

What? He put it in his room.

Good, good.

Sit.

Here, Poochie.

Got something for you.

Hot dog.

Please. You want another one? Let me go.

There you go.

Too bad I don't have any lack to this.

Yeah. Enough, Emmy.

Emmy, I'm scared.

Yeah, me too.

Quick, let's get out of here.

There's no time.

All right, now we've got a lot of work
to do. We've got to move.

Stop.

All right, you kids, what are you guys
up to? Nothing, nothing.

We weren't snooping or spying or
breaking or entering.

We were just, um, lost our football.

Detective, sir?

Yeah? So where's the football?

It's not in the back room.

He means it's not in the backyard.

I mean, we checked in the backyard, but
it wasn't there, so it must be next

door. Can we go now?

I think we better go inside and call
your parents.

Hey!

Come on, quit goofing off, partner.

Come on!

All right, you kids, get out of here.

Don't let me catch you here again.

Tailors, up and at them.

Got trees to trim, grass to mow, edges
to shear.

Play dirt.

I'm still waiting.

I'm still waiting.

Well, I'm just going to get started on
my own, that's all.

Um, we're not feeling well today.

Could you come back tomorrow?

Nope. Nana, no can do.

I'll double your pay.

Can't be bought, Taylor.

Time is grass, and grass is the only
green I need.

I'll triple it.

In advance?

Just a minute.

I'll be right back.

They say inside of every girl, it's like
the precious shining pearl.

Like a flower that waits for spring.

Like that can mean everything.

She must be reading Glamour's name. Oh,
the girl's a beauty queen.

She's a flame girl.

But she chop, chop, chops not good.

She's a flame girl.

It's amazing such a looker was the way
she was before.

And all this time I took her for the
plain old girl next door.

She must be reading glamour zines. Now
this girl's a beauty

queen. She's a fine girl.

Let's go.

Sorry for the delay. How much do I owe
you? Well, let's see. It's three times

40. Now, if I did 40 lawns in three
minutes... No, no. If I

did three lawns in 40 minutes, math was
never my strong suit.

Here, it's over $100. Just take it.

Now, can I interest you in some
fertilizer?

Homemade, full of nitrates. Maybe some
other time.

supposed to blow these leaves?

Our neighbors called and complained
about the noise.

That's great. Then we have legal issues.

Maybe someone could know.

Jimmy! Jimmy! Help your mother with the
groceries!

Hurry, Stevie!

My parents find out I'm gone, they'll
grab me for life.

Jimmy, come

help

your father with the...

Groceries? What a mess!

Somebody get me out of here!

Somebody get me down on this herd!

Oh, what happened? Somebody help me out!

He got the drop on me. I wasn't going to
talk, but there was torture involved.

One, two, three. Loud noises.

Dismembered. I told him about the plate.

You let him escape?

I'm dead.

So dead.

Tim Taylor, get your butt in here right
now.

Young man, your room is filthy.

How do you think you're going to finish
that current event in the middle of all

that mess?

Hey, I've got an idea for a current
event.

Clean your room.

Goodbye Camp Granada.

And where are you wearing makeup?

Never mind.

Look, you've got to get me out of here
before your parents find out.

So, at least they'll believe me. I can't
believe you tried to escape.

I'm going to escape the prisoner. What
do you expect?

Look, if your parents find out, they
will have me arrested.

And if I am arrested, you can say
goodbye to your current event.

You've got a point there.

Carl? He's upstairs in my bedroom. We
gotta act fast!

I

got

it, honey.

Timmy can't play right now, buddy. He's
got to clean his room. Did you know your

car has an oil leak?

Now, how did that happen?

Rick, I'm right in the... Timmy.

I just wanted to give you a hug and tell
you what a great mom you are.

You still have to clean up your room.

Hey, and don't forget you've got your
Aunt Rita's wedding tomorrow.

Sure, Mom.

Happy about it.

airplane glue or something?

How do I look?

Like a movie star.

Yeah, which one?

Ever since Nightmare on Elm Street?

Well, you kind of look like my dad's
butt during the hemorrhoid relapse.

Ha ha.

Prison was easier than this.

You shouldn't have left, Carl.

Oh, sorry. I forgot to apologize.

Look, all you got to worry about is
summer school.

Boo hoo hoo.

I got a lot more important things on my
mind.

Like staying alive?

You have no idea who's after me.

Well, we got a pretty good idea. We
checked out the old Johnson place. I

you kids to stay away from there. You
could get hurt. Or, I know. We found

stuff. Some kind of printing device.

An empty ink drum.

Rolls of paper?

It doesn't prove anything, except that
you are who you say you are. A no -good

counterfeiter. Look, do I look like a
criminal mastermind?

For Pete's sake, I got caught by a
couple of kids.

I'm a nobody. I'm just a pawn in their
game.

What's the use?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

There were two guys there. We think they
might have been cops.

They were cops.

Not the kind you want to run into.

They're the boss's partners.

He keeps them around to discourage the
competition.

Look, you've got to let me go.

I can't do that, Carl.

Hey, I could pay you.

I could print up $10 ,000, $20 ,000,
$100 ,000 if you want.

Isn't that against the law?

Yeah.

I forgot about that.

You gotta

come down sometime, guys.

And when you do, we'll be waiting.

What truck?

Who's out there?

Janie and Angela.

They live down the block.

Batman had the Joker?

We got Jamie and Angela.

Kato, you traitor!

Oh, come on. Don't tell me you're afraid
of a couple of little girls.

We're not afraid of anyone.

Yeah, well, why don't you go down and
fight them? Where I come from, we show

girls who's boss.

With what? All we got is balloons.

And the hose is down there.

If I help you get rid of the girls, will
you let me go?

No deal.

Okay. Will you let me out of this thing?

Hey, look, where can I go? Your dog is
still down there, right?

I can't go anywhere with him around.

What do you say?

No tricks?

Doubt's on her.

What do you have in mind?

Okay, look.

Get up out those comic books, heroes on
TV.

Wanna see the baddest dude, then listen
close to me.

I'm talking about my closet, just the
coolest of the cool.

When it's time to party, girl, you know
we make a rule.

You better just surrender.

You better call your mom.

For hiding down the cover.

You think we might be gone. Don't mess
with us.

Don't stand in our way.

We're rolling like a thunderstorm.

Uh -oh.

We forgot rule 409.

What's rule 409?

No ice cream for buddies.

Why not?

Nobody knows the trouble I've seen.

Nobody knows.

Jail must have been pretty bad, huh,
Carl?

Yeah.

Yeah, prison's a really lonely place.

Didn't you make any friends inside?

Can't trust anybody in prison.

You've always got to watch your back.

Good thing you're so tough, huh?

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm really tough.

What happened to you, Carl?

You remember the night the old Johnson
place caught fire?

I was there.

I was one of the firemen.

Are you serious?

I remember that night like it was
yesterday.

Smoke was as black and thick as coal.

Flames were lapping all around my heels.

My men and I heard screams from the
second floor, so we ran upstairs.

The place was collapsing all around us.

I kicked in this bedroom door and I
rushed in.

Yeah? And then?

Then the floor collapsed.

Next thing I know, I'm looking up from
the kitchen floor down below.

I've got a blazing inferno all around
me.

I couldn't move.

I've never been so scared in my whole
life.

My men managed to get the kids to
safety.

By the time they rescued me, I was
crying like a baby.

I just lost my nerve, I guess.

But you were still a hero.

Yeah, some hero.

Anyway, I could never do that job after
that, so... So I quit.

I had no job, no prospects.

Pretty soon my savings ran out. I got
desperate.

So I...

I figured I'd try for one quick score,
and that's when I fell in with a bad

bunch.

That's when I started, like... When you
started making funny money.

There's nothing funny about it, Timmy.

It's downright mesmerizing.

Every time we ran out of money, we'd
just print some more.

It was like having the world at your
fingertips.

Anything you wanted.

Fancy cars, jewelry, champagne, women.

Let me tell you about the women.

I'm sorry.

Anyway, we were living a pretty grand
lifestyle.

But we started getting careless.

And the feds started sniffing around.

And so my so -called partner set me up.

So what happened?

I got hauled off to jail by the same
crooked cops I'd worked with.

But I outsmarted them.

Stole their money plates.

I hid them in the old Johnson place,
which is where we were printing the

So you escaped to get the plates?

Yeah. I figured I'd print up enough
money to get out of the country.

Before I could get the second plate,
they caught me.

So I just took off running.

Next thing I know, I ended up here.

Some hero, huh?

Stupid's more like it.

I've got a plan to help you, Carl. But
first, you've got to want to help

yourself.

I appreciate you kids wanting to help,
but... I think it's best I just drop out

for a while. You know, disappear.

You can't just take the money and split.

Why not?

Because then you'll just be running away
from your problems.

What happens when the money runs out the
next time?

You could end up robbing banks or worse.

Don't you see, Carl? If you don't stop
now, it's never going to end.

So what do I do?

Don't get mad, get even.

You've got to nail the guys that did
this to you, and that's where we come

We'll break into the house, videotape
their whole operation, then we'll grab

plates and set up a rendezvous with the
bad guys.

Tell them you'll swap the plates for
some traveling money.

We'll alert the real cops to be there at
the exchange and bust the crooks once

and for all.

Okay, back when I got framed, this is
where we, I mean the scum I work for,

Nick, the lazy in the head honcho, made
phony money.

You see, first,

you need a print.

You put the ink on this, you put your
plates in here.

So, that's when they planted the
counterfeit bills on me.

That's how I got framed.

You see, that head guy, he's some big
-wig public official, so it would have

been my word against his.

I guess that's about the size of it.

So what about the other plate?

Almost forgot.

Won't they be surprised?

They most certainly will.

Welcome back, Carl.

It's not.

I mean, Principal's not.

I mean... Timmy Taylor.

I am surprised.

You two know each other?

He's our principal.

They let you work with kids.

It's the perfect cover.

Who'd ever suspect a grade school
principal of masterminding a counterfeit

Which I almost had to shut down, thanks
to you. But that's all about to change,

if you'd be so kind as to hand over the
other plate.

And I don't have it.

Searching.

My patience is wearing thin, Carl.

Okay, okay.

It's right, um, over there.

Get them!

No!

Wait, what about my camera?

Forget the camera.

Why shouldn't we think years without
Christmas presents? Forget that. Just

on.

You're in a paper, dude.

Get him out of here. We got work to do.
Come on.

Go as fast as I can.

Then step on it.

That was close.

You're telling me.

I thought we were close for sure.

Oh, yeah.

Like we aren't already?

Come Monday, Aunt wears my butt for a
hat.

Now, who's going to believe us over him?
Maybe the cops will. We tell them our

story and then... Then what?

Without the tape, they'll think we just
made it up.

Would you guys stop and get serious for
a second?

What about Carl? He's dead for certain.

That's all my fault. Me and my stupid
plan.

Taylor, I know it's you.

What do you want?

You know what I want.

The plate for Carl.

You're in no position to bargain.

A summer school is the least of your
problems. I can make life very

for you. What, you think you've had hard
homework assignments?

I'll make sure you're old and gray
before you ever step foot out of the

grade. I don't care.

No Carl, no deal.

Now you listen to me, you little...
Okay.

Big Putt's miniature golf course.

Two o 'clock tomorrow by the ninth hole.
Be there.

or you will never see your friend Carl
again.

Well? Well?

We trade for Carl tomorrow afternoon.

Excellent.

Guys, where's the plate?

I didn't touch it. Don't look at me.

Went to the bathroom alone.

We can't let autism not get away with
it.

What are we going to do now?

We're going to save Carl, bust up the
counterfeiting ring. But first, we

Hi, Janie.

You look really lovely this morning,
Janie.

Yeah, really lovely.

You too, Angela.

What are you doing here, Timmy Taylor?

Did you come over to apologize?

Absolutely. And to invite you girls over
for some cake and ice cream sometime.

What do you want, Taylor?

Your mom's a graphic designer, isn't
she? We need her to help us with...

not here today. She had to work.

What? In that case, there's still a
couple of... My mom did show me how to

her computer and stuff.

Yeah, well, you know... I could maybe
help you.

If they wanted to.

We could make a deal?

Article 5, paragraph B, page 12.

The party of the second, that's you
boys, agreed to transfer all rights to

Friday nights at the Taylor Treehouse
for the party of the first, that's me

Angela, for purposes of silver parties.

Enough already. Can we just sign?

Oh, there's one other thing.

I'm afraid that's a deal breaker.

Dude, come on.

Well, alright, but just one.

Let's rock.

On a secret strategy.

I know you've got a plan, boy.

But the plan just might be me.

I only need a little collaboration with
my life.

I'll approach from the south to make the
drop. Buddy, I want you to watch my

back and cover our blind spot, the
windmill hole.

Stevie, I want you in position by hole
nine.

When I give the signal to Buddy, he'll
signal you likewise, then you call the

police. Got it? Got it.

All right.

Gentlemen, we have three hours.

Synchronize watches.

Is there no further questions?

There you are, son. Come on, it's time
to get ready.

Ready for what? Your Aunt Rita's
wedding. It's two o 'clock at the

But I already went to her last three
weddings.

I've got to... To what?

To work on my current event.

And what is your current event, anyway?

My current event?

It's... I don't believe it. You don't
have one, do you?

Well, it's too late now, anyway. You're
going to the wedding. Now, hurry up.

What are we going to do?

Yeah, Timmy, what about the plan?

Just be there. I'll think of something.

If you get cold, I'll come back to your
wrap. Okay.

All right.

You look so handsome.

You need to straighten that tie,
sweetie. Well, I'm not sure if this

goes up or down, you know?

You're sick, you better...

Pray those kids show up with that plate.

She looks great, huh?

Friends, we are gathered here today.

That for a joyful occasion, the union of
two people in holy matrimony, bonding

for life, sharing, admitting to each
other, giving, maybe one more than the

other. Dad, I've got to go to the
bathroom.

Did you hold it? I've been holding it.

All right, go.

Make it fast.

Bobby and Rita, recall the day you came
to my office and we talked about

marriage.

You sure this is gonna work? Yes.

Read the program. Hold it in front of
your face like this. Okay.

Stevie, you work on that. Come on.
Alright.

What are you going to tell Vegas if
these kids don't show?

Do you have it?

Where's Carl?

Give

me

the plate.

Carl first.

Same time

Hello,

police

I love it, I swear!

Take those little... Get them!

Did they call? Yes, they're on the way.

Let's separate.

No, it's too risky.

Don't argue.

Hey, look, I appreciate everything
you've done, but get lost.

Go, go.

Hey,

fellas, come over here.

Now, man and wife.

Now, kiss the bride.

Timmy?

Then who?

Say your prayers, Carl.

Freeze! All of you! Hold on a second.

We're cops.

Oh, no, wait, wait, wait.

I'm just reaching for my badge.

Yeah.

Oh, he's clean.

We had to report somebody spotted him.

Well, I guess we must have got here just
before you did.

He's a liar. Shut up, you.

You're coming with us.

Ask him why you're carrying a
counterfeit plate in his pocket.

Telling you they're dirty. They're the
ones you should be arresting.

We caught the suspect trying to print a
phony bill.

Hey, why don't we all go downtown and
we'll talk this over. Look, I can

Listen, you can tell me all about it
down at the station.

Let's go.

Come on. Come on.

Let's go.

When we get out of here, you're going to
wish you died a slow death.

All right.

I want you to come with me.

No, no, not you two.

Yeah.

We took a look around the old Johnson
house, and just like you said, we found

this.

Now, that tape corroborates your story.
And just as soon as we round up this odd

fellow, we can finally put a lid on this
counterfeiting ring.

That's about time.

Now, here's the deal.

You agree to testify, turn state's
evidence.

Now, in return, you can enter the
witness protection program.

Who will suspend your sons to time
served?

You, sir?

You'll be a free man.

So as I have clearly demonstrated, it is
possible to clone a sheep in the

privacy of one's own bathtub.

On a personal note, I wouldn't recommend
that you try it, because cloning can be

kind of stinky and, well, rather messy.

Thank you, Stevie. That was very
informative.

Let's see. Who's next?

Timmy Taylor.

Aren't you forgetting something, Timmy?

Your current event, perhaps.

I don't have it.

You didn't complete the assignment.

No, I did. It's just that... Let me
guess.

Your dog ate it. No.

Actually, Principal Ott did.

Well, he didn't eat it.

But he was the master of the counterfeit
ring with Carl, the counterfeiter.

But he wasn't really a counterfeiter. He
was actually a nice guy.

And I caught him. Carl Banks.

You know, the guy from TV. The guy who
came from prison.

He was my current event. And he would
have been here today except that

Ott caught him.

Maybe even killed him.

Enough of this nonsense.

Timmy, I'm afraid you leave me no choice
but to give you an F and to make you

repeat the coursework during summer
school.

Is there a Timmy Taylor here?

Where

it

is that you lost your current event
project.

Well, boy.

I brought him back for you.

Here you go, kid.

And I didn't print that one.

Whoa, $50 ,000.

Hey, everybody.

If I get a story to tell you...

homework goes a long way. Ten -year -old
Timmy Taylor came to the rescue of

local law enforcement agencies this
morning in what police are calling a

sting. He helped them in blowing the lid
off a major counterfeit ring.

After the arrest warrants were handed
down, police later revealed that Banks

himself was instrumental in the sting
and will now enter the witness

program.

Thank you.