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Adapted from the story of the same title
by author Ku Xuan
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from Chinese Qidian Website of Yuewen Group
The Daily Life of the Immortal King
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Damn it,
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all the Five Element Spiritual Energy
I've collected over the years
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is totally ruined.
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Lord...
Lord Spirit Emperor,
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I think this has to do with the destruction
of the southern branch cave yesterday.
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So why am I only hearing about this now?
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The Night Skull Crisis Response Manual says that
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in cases like this,
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the Public Relations Department
should check public opinion risk assessment,
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and relevant departments should
figure out how bad the damage is.
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There'll be a meeting with
different departments to figure out the amount
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and create a PR strategy for the situation.
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Only then can we report to you, Lord.
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Who on earth came up with this absurd procedure?
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My lord, don't you remember?
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You put that cost-cutting efficiency
program in place last year,
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that's why...
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Don't bother coming to work tomorrow.
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Go check this out.
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Who's got the nerve to bomb my sacred cave?
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Calm down, Lord Spirit Emperor.
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Our Rat Squad handles intelligence.
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Here's the latest info.
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Is this reliable?
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It comes directly from
that esteemed figure in Songhai First Prison.
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Oh?
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The Daily Life of the Immortal King 5
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Episode 3
What to Do If Being Stuck in Writing
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Author of the Year
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According to the latest announcement
from Ending Point Novel Online,
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this year's Model Authors of the Year
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Model Authors of the Year
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have an average age of under 18.
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First: Li Qingzhao
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The legendary author Wang Situ
may have fallen from grace.
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I'm out of inspiration.
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You've got a new message.
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Hello? Wang, how long has it
been since your last update?
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Oh, and about your new book outline,
how much have you finished?
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Bro, the other's novel
'The Unruly Little Fairy'
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has topped the monthly votes
chart for several months running.
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You're out of inspiration?
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Maybe you should ask yourself
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if you've been writing diligently.
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Has your pay per word gone up?
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Going bald...
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Alas...
Isn't Nuan about to be born soon?
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Spirit Sword,
baby formula,
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all kinds of baby stuff,
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and materials for sealing talismans.
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These can be pricey.
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So that's why
he's planning a new book, huh?
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Yeah, but he's got
no inspiration right now.
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Dad, let me take care of this?
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Dad, wait for me.
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Just a few seconds.
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No, thanks, Ling.
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I'm the head of this household,
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so I'm the one
who has to resolve this.
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These freaks who update 20k words a day,
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I'll fight you to the death.
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Miss Sun.
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Good morning, Mr. Wang.
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What brought you here?
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Senior Wang filled us in,
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you're looking for inspiration
for your new book.
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But staying cooped up at home won't help.
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Mr. Wang, please get in.
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Today, I'll be your guide on this trip
where you'll find inspiration.
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Reports say that
the most dangerous target inside the villa
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is the man with
the last name Wang that I'm watching.
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But he doesn't have a detectable aura,
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he must be a top-tier master.
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Froggy 2,
let's get going.
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Wang Ling's Home
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Chen Family Mountain Cultivation Site
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Got it.
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Why is this bus flying?
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Did we hit something?
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Dad, it's okay,
just some turbulence.
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Wang Ling.
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Welcome, Wang,
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I heard your creative work
isn't going smoothly.
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So you're here looking for inspiration.
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Excuse me, Chen.
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You're spot on.
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Then let us show you our Chen Family's
ancestral saber techniques.
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Saber techniques?
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Hope you'll forgive
our poor showing, Wang.
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My son has improved,
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but he hasn't quite reached
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Like father, like son.
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Your son's Impressive.
You're even more impressive.
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Didn't know you could
strike through obstacles.
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Wang Ling.
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My dad finally praised me
for improving.
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The strong must never grow complacent.
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You're my son,
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you've still got room to grow.
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I've always believed in you, son.
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Next, you two, give it a try.
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This person is definitely not ordinary.
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That car crash wasn't an accident.
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So heavy.
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Wang, you don't have any cultivation,
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and even lifting this saber is impressive.
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Wang Ling, this strike is quite steady,
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but you're not letting any saber energy out.
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Still room for improvement.
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Thank you so much for your guidance, Mr. Chen.
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Chen Family Mountain Cultivation Site
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Guo Family Beast Hall
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Completely Inhuman
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Mr. Wang,
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Wang Ling has already told me what happened.
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Don't worry,
I'll help you find inspiration.
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I choose you!
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Lightning Bear.
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Monster
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I never expected your family
had tamed such a top-tier Spirit Beast.
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To capture this Lightning Bear,
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I went to the Spirit Beast Village,
Zhenxin Village.
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Senior Guo Hao,
what are you trying to do?
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Using electric currents
to stimulate acupuncture points
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to get the blood flowing
more quickly throughout the body,
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which makes his mind more active.
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I get it.
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For my dear Wang Nuan,
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I'm willing to give it a try.
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I remember that
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an adult Lightning Bear
can discharge tens of millions of volts.
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Mr. Wang, can you handle it?
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Don't worry, Mr. Wang.
Actually, the one doing that
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is this bear's cub.
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The electric current isn't so strong.
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Dad, how are you feeling?
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Hmm. I'm feeling
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so much wiser.
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Mr. Wang, let's head to the next stop.
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No, give me a bit more voltage.
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Be gentler, okay?
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Ah! What a top-tier spirit beast!
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If I could capture it
and offer it to the Lord Spirit Emperor,
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there would definitely be rewards.
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Oh no.
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So it already has an owner?
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Let's just forget about it.
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Guo Family Beast Hall
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Songhai Market
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Mr. Wang, it's really good to see you
getting your energy back.
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When it comes to writing,
the biggest no-no is being complacent.
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But why does Mr. Wang look like
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he's about to attain
enlightenment and ascend?
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You could say
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he's a primordial deity.
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I've always wondered
how two regular people could
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give birth to two such
extraordinary cultivators.
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Remember this, Ling?
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When you were a kid, I brought you
here to buy a sword made of peachwood.
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Jingke, what's wrong?
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After all this time,
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you finally showed up?
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You are my sword.
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I looked for you everywhere,
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only to have this brief reunion.
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Whoa, why are they fighting?
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It's terrifying, seriously.
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You heartless jerk,
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didn't even visit me once.
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Sis.
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Cut the crap.
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I treated you like family,
so what do you think I am?
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I remember her as...
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Lord Jingke's scabbard.
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Calm down.
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Dad, it's dangerous!
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Here, you're the most dangerous one.
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You and Jingke
do look quite alike.
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Are you looking for death, human?
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I've got to take some of the blame
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for your split from Jingke.
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I didn't think about
Ling's feelings back then.
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If only I'd bought both of you together,
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you wouldn't have had to
deal with this pain of parting.
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You're talking so much nonsense.
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Damn it!
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This is the first time
I've failed assassinations twice in a row.
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This time, I brought
the whole Rat Squad elite force.
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Let's see how you escape this time.
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Jingke hasn't forgotten you.
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Perfect chance.
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Prepare to die.
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Sis.
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Songhai Antique Night Market
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What happened?
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They merged.
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They can merge?
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What's the name
of the new sword spirit after fusion?
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Jingbai.
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Sword Master, may I ask
how to handle this?
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Up to you.
Just leave them breathing.
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Shouldn't we do something?
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Give them some time to themselves.
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I'll ask Zhuo Yi to handle the cleanup.
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Siblings really need to get along.
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Author of the Year, Wang Situ
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What is family?
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Families have each other's backs.
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Family protects one another.
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Even when there are arguments,
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as long as you communicate healthily,
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family will always
be your strongest support
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and warmest harbor.
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