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Starring Andy Griffith...
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with Ronny Howard.
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Also starring Don Knotts.
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Henry, do you have to stand
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looking over my left
shoulder like that?
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Huh?
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Well, it's bad luck
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looking over a
player's left shoulder.
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Everybody knows that. Stand
somewheres else, will ya?
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Are you kiddin'?
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No, I ain't kiddin'.
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Well, this is ridiculous.
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Go, Barney. It's your move.
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No, no, no. He doesn't
like to be rushed.
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That's right. Don't rush me.
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Just don't rush me.
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I'm gonna take
my own sweet time.
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Oh, say! That was nice.
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That was a nice move.
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I'll just take my own
sweet time, too, then.
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I think I'll just
jump you here...
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and here... and here.
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It's easy to see
why I lost that one.
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Oh?
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It's because you was
standing behind me,
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and you jinxed me. That's why!
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Could it be that maybe you
was getting a little careless?
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Yeah? And what made me careless?
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Huh? Answer me that one.
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Are you trying to make me
out like a jinx or something?
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Well, maybe you are a jinx.
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Huh?
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You remember last Labor Day?
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The horseshoe pitching
contest? What about it?
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Virgil Hodge was
pitching a beautiful game.
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Just beautiful.
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Then, at one point,
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he went to get
hisself a drink of water,
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and you patted him on
the back... and kaboom!
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Virgil lost the contest.
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Now, ain't that right?
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That is right.
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I kinda remember.
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Now, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
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It wouldn't be that Virgil
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was a little
overconfident, would it?
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No. No. No.
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Facts is facts, Henry.
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Virgil was winning
until you touched him
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and hexed him.
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Now, listen... listen to me.
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This is just nonsense.
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A lot of just nonsense.
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I don't know about that.
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What's going on?
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Oh, Henry here just hexed me
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into losing a checker game.
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And now they're trying
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to make me out to be a jinx.
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Well, like Barney
said, facts is facts.
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Say, you know, I just happen
to remember something.
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It was the opening
day at the Little League.
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You probably remember
this, too, Barney.
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Uh... what happened?
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Well, a foul ball
went in the stands,
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and Henry caught
it and threw it back.
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Well, the very next
batter that comes up,
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he knocks a fly out to my son,
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and it goes right
through his fingers.
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Uh... Floyd, could
that have happened
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because your boy ain't
a very good ballplayer?
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It was the only fly
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that my Norman dropped
in the whole game.
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Well, I don't know,
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but I believe it
was the only fly
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that come to your
Norman in the whole game.
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Well, it happened
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after Henry patted
Virgil on the back,
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just like it happened
after he stood behind me.
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The plain fact
is, you're a jinx.
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I don't have to
stand around here
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and listen to all this baloney.
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Barney Fife, you're a sap!
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Just a great big sap!
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And that goes for all
the rest of you, too.
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Who you callin' a sap?!
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Well, I can't say
as how I blame him.
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Huh?
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What did you expect,
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carrying on like that
and calling him a jinx?
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What's the matter with you?
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Well, Andy, he was there
when all these things happened.
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So how do you
account for that, huh?
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Yeah. Facts is facts, Andy.
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Fact number one, I
was playing checkers...
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I know, I know.
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You was playing checkers,
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and you conveniently
blame the checker game
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and the ball game and
everything on Henry.
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You're all acting like a bunch
of superstitious young'uns.
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I believe I'll just
go tell him so.
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Andy?
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You ain't planning
on a game of cards
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or checkers this
evening, are you?
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Why?
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Well, if you get close
enough to Henry,
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you're going to be
somebody's pigeon.
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He's going to be
somebody's pigeon.
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Hey, Henry!
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Sheriff, ain't you afraid
of getting yourself hexed?
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Come on, Henry. You ain't going
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to take them seriously, are you?
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Well, dadburn it, Andy
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how would you feel if
they was to make out
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you was the town jinx?
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But they was just joking.
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Yeah?
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Oh, sure.
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Now, you know there's
no such thing as a jinx.
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They was just trying to
get a big joke off on you.
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Well, it ain't funny to me.
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Well, listen.
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We'll just get a bigger
joke back at them.
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Yeah? How?
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Well, listen. Day after
tomorrow's the opening day
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of fishing season, right?
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You come with Barney
and me in my boat.
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Me?
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That's right.
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We always do extra
good because we got
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a special fishing
hole we know about.
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We'll show them birds
in that barber shop.
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They'll be laughing out
the other side of their faces.
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Oh, that's a great idea, Andy.
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Yeah, that will
show them. Won't it?
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It surely will.
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But, uh, what's your deputy
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going to think about that idea?
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Barney? Oh, don't
worry about him.
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Once I explain it to him,
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he'll be all for it.
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That's one thing about Barney.
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Once you explain
something to him,
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he gets real sensible.
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Henry Bennett in our boat?
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You actually invited
him to be in our boat?
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Henry Bennett?
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In our boat?
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That's right, Barney.
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Oh, brother!
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I thought I'd heard everything.
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But I didn't hear everything!
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But I sure am hearing it now!
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Well, speak right up
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if you got any objections.
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Objections?
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Oh, what possible
objection could I have?
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Outside of the fact that,
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for the past three
years running,
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you and I have won the
opening day sweepstakes
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for the best catch.
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But the important thing is that
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Thelma Lou and I were
planning to celebrate
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by having a little
intimate dinner.
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Oh, you were?
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That's right.
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Just her and me.
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We was going to have
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a little candlelight and wine.
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Then we was going to listen
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to some of them
Cole Porter records
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that has that
certain effect on her.
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Well, outside of the fact that
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that's all down the
drain, I don't object.
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Why should Henry being
along make a difference?
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He's a jinx!
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It's as simple as that, Andy.
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The man's a jinx.
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Oh, come on, Barney.
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Now, you don't really
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believe that stuff, do you?
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I do!
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And, with him in the boat,
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how in the world are we
going to win the sweepstakes?
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For that matter, what
chance do we have
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to even catch one little trout?
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And, without any trout,
how's Thelma Lou and me
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going to have an
intimate little dinner?
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And, without an intimate dinner,
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how are we going
to get to Cole Porter?
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You see, Andy,
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it just unravels
the whole evening.
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Oh, ain't that awful?
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Ain't that awful?
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A whole evening spoiled.
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Now, don't tell me any more
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or I'll be standing
here up to my ankles
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in a puddle of tears.
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Oh, you're funny, you are.
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Why don't you put
a flower in your lapel
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and squirt water?
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Paw!
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The back room, Ope.
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Hi, Barney.
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Hi, Ope.
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What ya doing?
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Oh, getting ready to
go fishing tomorrow.
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By readin' a book?
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Yeah. I'm studying
to find something
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to give us good luck.
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This is an old book
of my grandma's.
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It's just full of
valuable information.
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Hey, here's something.
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Listen to this.
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"To insure good luck
before a coming event,
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"rub the head of
a redheaded man.
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"If a man with red hair
cannot be obtained,
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a boy will do."
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Well, now.
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I don't reckon you could find
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any hair redder than
that carrot top of yours.
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If you don't mind...
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That ought to do some good.
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We need all the luck we can get.
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At fishing? Why?
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Golly, you and Paw always
win on the opening day.
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Well, Henry Bennett is
going in our boat, Ope.
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And Henry Bennett is a jinx.
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He is?
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He is. And you got to take
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all the precautions
you can against a jinx.
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Barney?
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Coming, Andy.
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Hi, Paw!
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Oh, hi, Ope.
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Hi, Barn. Hi, Andy.
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How is everybody?
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Oh, fine.
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Good.
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You want to rub my head?
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I want to what?
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Go on. I'm a redhead, you know.
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Why don't you run
out and play, Ope?
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What are you talking about?
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I'm just helping
to take precautions
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against a jinx.
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Where'd you learn that?
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Oh, he probably picked
it up somewheres, Andy.
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You know how kids are.
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They're always
picking things up.
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That's the way they are.
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I'll see you, Ope.
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Could it be he picked
up this particular gem
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right here from you maybe?
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From me?
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What you got behind
your back there?
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What?
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Behind your back, right here.
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Behind your back.
Behind your back.
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What's this?
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I just... catching up
on a little reading.
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Signs, Omens,
Portents and Charms
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To Ward Off Bad Luck.
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Catchy little title, ain't it?
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Now, Barney, I want you
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to stop this nonsense.
267
00:09:47,537 --> 00:09:49,415
Now, that's why I
asked Henry Bennett
268
00:09:49,439 --> 00:09:51,750
to come fishing in our
boat in the first place
269
00:09:51,774 --> 00:09:54,420
was to stop this foolishness
about him being a jinx.
270
00:09:54,444 --> 00:09:57,456
Now, we're going to catch
just as many fish as we ever did,
271
00:09:57,480 --> 00:10:00,193
and I want you to stop
your fretting and carrying on.
272
00:10:00,217 --> 00:10:02,617
And quit rubbing Opie's head!
273
00:10:03,687 --> 00:10:05,220
Pat.
274
00:10:19,669 --> 00:10:22,470
I ain't even had a
nibble yet, Andy.
275
00:10:22,505 --> 00:10:24,317
Oh, we're going to do just fine.
276
00:10:24,341 --> 00:10:26,151
We ain't been here long enough.
277
00:10:26,175 --> 00:10:27,408
Don't you worry about it.
278
00:10:27,444 --> 00:10:29,160
Right, Barney?
279
00:10:32,248 --> 00:10:33,898
What are you doing?
280
00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:35,166
You stop that.
281
00:10:35,202 --> 00:10:36,478
Why? We ain't
caught one fish yet.
282
00:10:36,502 --> 00:10:37,451
I tell ya, he's jinxin' us.
283
00:10:37,486 --> 00:10:39,170
Barney, quit!
284
00:10:39,205 --> 00:10:40,371
Andy, it ain't going to hurt
285
00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:41,584
to try a few sayings
for things like this.
286
00:10:41,608 --> 00:10:42,851
Now, here. Touch
this rabbit foot.
287
00:10:42,875 --> 00:10:44,342
Barney...
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00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:46,811
Come, fish, come.
Come, fish, come.
289
00:10:46,846 --> 00:10:49,514
Sam's at the gate
with a frosted cake.
290
00:10:49,549 --> 00:10:51,182
Come, fish, come.
291
00:10:51,217 --> 00:10:53,184
Silliest thing I ever heard.
292
00:10:53,219 --> 00:10:54,852
Shh! Here's another one.
293
00:10:54,888 --> 00:10:57,355
Fly away, buzzard,
fly away, crow,
294
00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:59,524
way down south where
the winds don't blow.
295
00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:02,193
Rub your nose
and give two winks,
296
00:11:02,228 --> 00:11:04,495
and save us from
this awful jinx.
297
00:11:04,530 --> 00:11:06,292
You put that thing
away... and right now.
298
00:11:06,316 --> 00:11:07,298
Andy! Andy!
299
00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:08,928
Look at your line!
300
00:11:08,952 --> 00:11:09,917
Quick!
301
00:11:09,952 --> 00:11:11,847
Look at that pole bend!
302
00:11:11,871 --> 00:11:13,370
You got a big one!
303
00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:14,873
Andy, look!
304
00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:16,151
I can't look right now.
305
00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:17,386
I'm busy. But, Andy...
306
00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:19,055
Boy! Look at the size of him.
307
00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:21,379
He is a big one!
308
00:11:21,415 --> 00:11:23,581
Boy, he sure is. About
the biggest I've seen
309
00:11:23,617 --> 00:11:24,816
coming out of this pond.
310
00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:26,100
Boy, you reckon the folks
311
00:11:26,136 --> 00:11:27,880
will still call you
a jinx, Henry?
312
00:11:27,904 --> 00:11:29,670
I reckon not.
313
00:11:31,174 --> 00:11:33,324
Andy, will you hand me an oar?
314
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:35,154
What for? We ain't
going anywhere.
315
00:11:35,178 --> 00:11:36,144
Well, we'd better.
316
00:11:36,179 --> 00:11:37,194
We're sinkin'.
317
00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,225
Uh-oh, uh-oh, boys.
318
00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:09,294
Now, here's the
man that can tell us
319
00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:12,130
just what he had in mind
when he asked Henry Bennett
320
00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:15,016
to fish in the same
boat with him.
321
00:12:15,051 --> 00:12:18,019
Uh... what were you
trying to do there, Andy?
322
00:12:18,054 --> 00:12:20,571
Throw the fishing contest?
323
00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:25,025
I don't think that's
a bit funny, Floyd.
324
00:12:25,061 --> 00:12:28,029
Oh, you mean you still
don't think he's a jinx?
325
00:12:28,064 --> 00:12:29,930
Well, you asked for it.
326
00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:32,149
You saw the whole
thing firsthand.
327
00:12:32,184 --> 00:12:33,930
Biggest catch in years
right in your fingertips,
328
00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:35,286
and you lose it.
329
00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:38,055
Well, I can't lay all
that at Henry's door.
330
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,624
Well, where do you lay it?
331
00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:41,292
At a lot of doors.
332
00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:44,262
Now, I dropped my pole
because our boat was sinking.
333
00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:46,080
Well, why was that?
334
00:12:46,115 --> 00:12:48,266
Because Earl Gilley
was too blamed cheap,
335
00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:51,069
and tried to save money
on the caulking, that's why.
336
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,071
Boy, you insist on flying
337
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,906
right in the face of
scientific fact, don't you?
338
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:57,992
Scientific fact?
339
00:12:58,027 --> 00:13:01,312
There are atmospheric rays
which control bodily motions.
340
00:13:01,348 --> 00:13:04,482
Now, if a person containing
negative or hexing qualities
341
00:13:04,518 --> 00:13:06,317
gets between you and them rays,
342
00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:09,387
why, he creates a static that
jars any successful motion
343
00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:11,705
into an unsuccessful
motion, and jinxes you.
344
00:13:11,741 --> 00:13:14,342
And that is a scientific fact.
345
00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:15,910
And that is also
346
00:13:15,945 --> 00:13:18,712
the biggest crock of
nothing I ever heard.
347
00:13:18,748 --> 00:13:21,482
It's guys like you that
laughed at Edison,
348
00:13:21,517 --> 00:13:23,751
the Wright brothers,
Buzz Fluheart.
349
00:13:23,786 --> 00:13:25,219
Buzz Fluheart?
350
00:13:25,255 --> 00:13:27,266
The man that discovered
the scientific fact
351
00:13:27,290 --> 00:13:28,422
I just was telling you.
352
00:13:28,458 --> 00:13:30,424
Oh, for heaven's sakes, Barney.
353
00:13:30,460 --> 00:13:31,537
Hello, boys.
354
00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:32,805
Oh, hi, Aunt Bee.
What you got there?
355
00:13:32,829 --> 00:13:35,207
Tickets for the church
social Saturday night,
356
00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:37,209
and nobody leaves
without buying one.
357
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:38,293
They cost 50 cents.
358
00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:39,767
I'll take one, Aunt Bee.
359
00:13:39,803 --> 00:13:42,269
What's the door prize
this year, Aunt Bee?
360
00:13:42,305 --> 00:13:44,305
A portable TV.
361
00:13:44,340 --> 00:13:46,435
Oh! Stepping up in class, huh?
362
00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:49,960
Remember, last year, it
was just a transistor radio.
363
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:52,079
Without an earplug.
364
00:13:52,115 --> 00:13:54,566
Well, the bigger the prize,
the more tickets we sell.
365
00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:55,744
Oh! Say, that's cute.
366
00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:57,296
"Bigger the prize,
more tickets..."
367
00:13:57,320 --> 00:14:00,988
Hey, here comes Henry Bennett.
368
00:14:01,023 --> 00:14:02,323
Quick, everybody.
369
00:14:02,358 --> 00:14:03,958
Touch this rabbit's foot.
370
00:14:03,994 --> 00:14:05,638
Touch it. Touch it. Touch it.
371
00:14:05,662 --> 00:14:06,628
Touch it, Andy.
372
00:14:06,663 --> 00:14:09,230
Now, Barney... Turn
the mirror face down.
373
00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:10,943
Okay, now, everybody
take your right hand,
374
00:14:10,967 --> 00:14:13,501
put it over your head,
touch your left earlobe.
375
00:14:13,536 --> 00:14:15,285
Barney.
376
00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:17,955
Close your eyes
and listen to this:
377
00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:21,308
Wink 'em, think
'em, 'nonymous rex,
378
00:14:21,344 --> 00:14:23,977
protect us all from
the man with the hex.
379
00:14:24,013 --> 00:14:26,413
Wink 'em, think
'em, 'nonymous rex...
380
00:14:26,449 --> 00:14:27,593
Hello, Henry.
381
00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:28,883
Hi, Henry.
382
00:14:28,918 --> 00:14:32,053
Hello, Sheriff, Aunt Bee.
383
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:39,443
What are you fellas doing?
384
00:14:39,478 --> 00:14:42,646
Uh...
385
00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:45,499
I'll tell you what
they're doing, Henry.
386
00:14:45,535 --> 00:14:47,735
Outside of behaving
like a bunch of nuts,
387
00:14:47,770 --> 00:14:50,204
they're protecting
themselves from a jinx.
388
00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:51,772
They saw you a-coming.
389
00:14:51,807 --> 00:14:52,940
I know, I know.
390
00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:55,143
And that's the reason I'm, uh...
391
00:14:55,178 --> 00:14:56,710
well, I'm leaving.
392
00:14:56,746 --> 00:14:58,112
You're what?
393
00:14:58,148 --> 00:14:59,747
I'm leaving Mayberry.
394
00:14:59,782 --> 00:15:01,749
I come over to tell you that.
395
00:15:01,784 --> 00:15:03,868
You can't be serious.
396
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,185
Oh, yes, I am.
397
00:15:05,221 --> 00:15:06,954
Ain't no fun living in a town
398
00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:09,390
where folks are
starting to avoid you.
399
00:15:09,425 --> 00:15:12,493
Folks that used
to be your friends.
400
00:15:12,529 --> 00:15:14,112
From now on,
401
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:16,641
everything bad that
happens in this town
402
00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:18,650
is going to be blamed on me.
403
00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:21,152
And, after what
happened at the fishing,
404
00:15:21,187 --> 00:15:24,289
I ain't so sure but
what they'd be right.
405
00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:28,626
Well, uh... maybe
I'll be seeing you.
406
00:15:42,792 --> 00:15:44,826
Well, I hope
you're all satisfied,
407
00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:46,327
with your picking at him
408
00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:48,445
and your scientific
facts and all.
409
00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:51,082
Well, Andy, I didn't
mean to hurt him.
410
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:53,934
Well, you did. You hurt him bad
enough that he's leaving town.
411
00:15:53,969 --> 00:15:55,937
Barney, you know,
sometimes you beat everything.
412
00:15:55,972 --> 00:15:57,616
Golly, Andy, we was only having
413
00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:58,606
a little joke.
414
00:15:58,641 --> 00:16:00,107
Well, your joke went too far.
415
00:16:00,142 --> 00:16:02,287
So you don't really believe
Henry's a jinx, huh, Floyd?
416
00:16:02,311 --> 00:16:03,277
No.
417
00:16:03,312 --> 00:16:04,312
How about you fellas?
418
00:16:04,346 --> 00:16:05,813
How about you, Barney?
419
00:16:05,848 --> 00:16:07,960
You believe that Henry's got
the power to hex somebody?
420
00:16:07,984 --> 00:16:09,450
Do you, huh? Well...
421
00:16:09,485 --> 00:16:11,052
See? None of you believe it,
422
00:16:11,087 --> 00:16:12,853
but you got Henry to believe it,
423
00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:14,199
and he's leaving town and
there's no reason for him to.
424
00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:15,534
Henry's a good man,
and every one of you
425
00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:17,357
ought to be ashamed
of yourselves.
426
00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:19,694
What do you think we
ought to do about it?
427
00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:21,089
I don't know. But you
better do something.
428
00:16:21,113 --> 00:16:22,079
Like what?
429
00:16:22,114 --> 00:16:23,180
How do I know?
430
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:25,583
Well, maybe we
could make it up to him.
431
00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:27,262
Yeah, maybe we could show him
432
00:16:27,286 --> 00:16:28,698
that his luck has changed.
433
00:16:28,722 --> 00:16:30,933
Yeah. Well, maybe
something like,
434
00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:33,724
you know, if he... if
he just won that TV
435
00:16:33,759 --> 00:16:35,999
Saturday at the
social, you know.
436
00:16:36,028 --> 00:16:38,479
You expect Henry to
win? Are you kidding?
437
00:16:38,514 --> 00:16:41,348
There'll be a hundred people
with chances at that door prize.
438
00:16:41,383 --> 00:16:43,484
Just how do you think
Henry Bennett will win?
439
00:16:43,519 --> 00:16:45,185
Wait a minute.
440
00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:47,538
There's a lot of ways
Henry might win.
441
00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:49,351
One way, of course,
is by pure chance.
442
00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:51,942
And then there's the fact
that Henry's a little overdo
443
00:16:51,977 --> 00:16:53,789
for some good luck.
That's another way.
444
00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:55,224
And then there's one more way,
445
00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:57,281
and I believe that's
the way that I prefer.
446
00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:59,283
What's that?
447
00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:00,585
Cheating.
448
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,520
You mean rig it so's he'd win?
449
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:04,171
That's right.
450
00:17:04,206 --> 00:17:06,051
Andy, how can a
respectable sheriff,
451
00:17:06,075 --> 00:17:08,353
and an upstanding
group of citizens like us,
452
00:17:08,377 --> 00:17:10,355
perpetrate such a thing?
453
00:17:10,379 --> 00:17:12,579
Well, if the upstanding
group of citizens
454
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,899
will listen just a
minute, I'll tell you.
455
00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:16,700
Now, Aunt Bee, there'll be a hat
456
00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:18,369
full of numbers there, right?
457
00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:21,050
Uh-huh. And the corresponding
numbers in the fishbowl.
458
00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:23,085
In the fishbowl. Now,
suppose we had all the numbers
459
00:17:23,109 --> 00:17:25,376
in the hat and the
fishbowl the same?
460
00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:28,212
Well, that would mean
everybody'd be a winner.
461
00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:29,380
It would, it would.
462
00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:31,282
But supposing we
got everybody to agree
463
00:17:31,317 --> 00:17:33,451
not to answer when
the number's called?
464
00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:35,431
I see. Then Henry would
be the only one to speak up.
465
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:36,899
He'd have to be the winner.
466
00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:38,722
That's right. You
want to do that?
467
00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:40,736
I think that's a
pretty good idea.
468
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,260
Just a minute, Andy.
469
00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:44,562
How you going to get
Henry to the church social?
470
00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:45,896
I'll get him there.
471
00:17:45,932 --> 00:17:48,482
Sheriff Taylor, I
got to hand it to you.
472
00:17:48,518 --> 00:17:50,067
For a fella sworn
473
00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:52,736
to uphold law and
order and decent living,
474
00:17:52,771 --> 00:17:55,289
you sure are a good sneak.
475
00:18:20,250 --> 00:18:21,949
All right, there you are.
476
00:18:21,984 --> 00:18:24,184
The hat's full of lucky numbers,
477
00:18:24,220 --> 00:18:27,738
and each one of them just
happens to be number 44.
478
00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:32,125
Everybody got it straight?
479
00:18:32,161 --> 00:18:33,193
We all got it straight?
480
00:18:33,228 --> 00:18:34,740
Yes, yes. Pass the word around.
481
00:18:34,764 --> 00:18:36,564
Now, wait. Now,
nobody's to say anything
482
00:18:36,599 --> 00:18:39,150
when the winning number is
called except Henry. Okay?
483
00:18:39,185 --> 00:18:40,517
I know.
484
00:19:00,723 --> 00:19:02,807
Oh, that was extra good.
485
00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:04,775
Good. Come on up here, Aunt Bee.
486
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:07,289
Good, Sandy. Don't
your voice ever get tired?
487
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:08,446
All right, everybody.
488
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:09,625
All right, now, quit dancing.
489
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,148
Quiet down and come on up here
490
00:19:11,183 --> 00:19:13,317
and let's make a real
close group up here
491
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:14,968
around the stage here.
492
00:19:15,003 --> 00:19:17,699
Now, folks, get
your numbers ready
493
00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:19,056
for the big drawing
494
00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:21,170
for the beautiful
portable TV set.
495
00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:22,476
Come on, Henry.
496
00:19:22,511 --> 00:19:25,312
I think I'll step out
for a breath of air.
497
00:19:25,347 --> 00:19:26,480
Oh, but wait a minute.
498
00:19:26,515 --> 00:19:28,315
It's the drawing. You might win.
499
00:19:28,350 --> 00:19:30,484
You got as good a
chance as anybody else.
500
00:19:30,519 --> 00:19:32,153
You took a number, didn't you?
501
00:19:32,188 --> 00:19:33,320
Yeah.
502
00:19:33,355 --> 00:19:35,656
Well, come on then.
503
00:19:35,691 --> 00:19:37,508
Now, everybody set?
504
00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:39,004
Go ahead, Aunt Bee.
505
00:19:39,028 --> 00:19:41,339
Andy, would you do the honors?
506
00:19:41,363 --> 00:19:43,530
Well, I'd be proud to serve.
507
00:19:43,565 --> 00:19:44,832
Everybody ready?
508
00:19:44,867 --> 00:19:46,500
There they are. There they are.
509
00:19:46,535 --> 00:19:47,501
There they are.
510
00:19:47,536 --> 00:19:48,669
Whoop, whoop, whoop.
511
00:19:48,704 --> 00:19:50,170
I got one. I got one.
512
00:19:50,205 --> 00:19:51,171
You ready?
513
00:19:51,206 --> 00:19:54,858
The winning number is number 44.
514
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,981
And the winner is...
515
00:20:02,986 --> 00:20:05,536
The lucky number's number 44,
516
00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:07,972
and the winner is
stepping forward right now,
517
00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:11,341
and we see that it is, uh...
518
00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:14,128
No number 44, huh?
519
00:20:14,163 --> 00:20:17,431
Everybody want to
check your cards?
520
00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:19,583
Well, it ain't my number.
521
00:20:19,618 --> 00:20:22,319
Why don't you look
at your number?
522
00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:25,038
What number did you get, Henry?
523
00:20:25,073 --> 00:20:26,690
You did get a
number, didn't you?
524
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:29,476
Good. Folks, Henry Bennett's
going to show us what number
525
00:20:29,511 --> 00:20:31,311
he pulled out of the hat.
526
00:20:31,347 --> 00:20:33,297
What'd you get,
Henry? Number 44?
527
00:20:33,332 --> 00:20:36,634
No. Six and seven-eighths.
528
00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:40,237
Seven-eighths?
529
00:20:40,272 --> 00:20:42,239
Let me see that.
530
00:20:42,274 --> 00:20:45,075
Oh, Andy, he pulled
out the hat size.
531
00:20:45,110 --> 00:20:48,078
I told you, didn't I?
532
00:20:48,113 --> 00:20:51,348
Now I've even jinxed myself.
533
00:20:51,383 --> 00:20:54,752
Uh... wait. Wait a minute,
Henry. Wait a minute.
534
00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:57,421
There's... there's
something you ought to know.
535
00:20:57,457 --> 00:20:59,857
This, uh... this
drawing was rigged.
536
00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:00,858
Rigged?
537
00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:02,125
That's right.
538
00:21:02,161 --> 00:21:04,611
Folks, would you show
Henry what number you got?
539
00:21:04,647 --> 00:21:07,831
Well, they've all got 44.
540
00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:08,999
That's right.
541
00:21:09,034 --> 00:21:11,235
Only they wasn't
going to say anything.
542
00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:13,371
That way, you would have to win.
543
00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:14,872
And I still lost.
544
00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:16,540
Well, I wouldn't be so sure.
545
00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:18,220
What? What do you mean?
546
00:21:18,244 --> 00:21:20,711
Well, Henry, look what
everyone's trying to do
547
00:21:20,747 --> 00:21:22,446
to prove you're not bad luck.
548
00:21:22,481 --> 00:21:24,698
What Aunt Bee's trying to say
549
00:21:24,733 --> 00:21:27,535
is that you got to
believing that you're a jinx
550
00:21:27,570 --> 00:21:29,703
and full of bad
luck and everything.
551
00:21:29,738 --> 00:21:32,373
And, well, I don't
know how you figure it
552
00:21:32,408 --> 00:21:33,874
but, the way I see it,
553
00:21:33,909 --> 00:21:37,094
why, the luckiest thing a
man can have is friendship.
554
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:38,445
Kind of friendship
555
00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:41,048
these folks here tried
to show you tonight.
556
00:21:41,084 --> 00:21:42,883
With friends like that,
557
00:21:42,919 --> 00:21:45,519
I don't hardly see how you
can... you can be a loser.
558
00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:47,888
Speaking of which...
speaking of which...
559
00:21:47,924 --> 00:21:50,557
Since Henry was going
to win the TV anyway,
560
00:21:50,593 --> 00:21:52,559
let's award it to
him unanimously.
561
00:21:57,533 --> 00:21:59,916
All right, let me through.
562
00:21:59,952 --> 00:22:01,918
What say we just put the TV set
563
00:22:01,954 --> 00:22:03,487
in the squad car right now?
564
00:22:03,523 --> 00:22:05,467
And, Barney, you
can drive Henry home.
565
00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:07,369
Come on, Henry, Floyd, let's go.
566
00:22:07,393 --> 00:22:08,359
Hey, Andy!
567
00:22:08,394 --> 00:22:09,538
Huh?
568
00:22:09,562 --> 00:22:11,529
You want me to drive him home?
569
00:22:11,564 --> 00:22:12,530
Sure.
570
00:22:12,565 --> 00:22:13,697
In our squad car?
571
00:22:13,732 --> 00:22:14,892
That's right.
572
00:22:17,736 --> 00:22:19,047
Well, come on, Barney.
573
00:22:19,071 --> 00:22:20,215
What you doing?
574
00:22:20,239 --> 00:22:21,872
I'm just looking for something.
575
00:22:21,907 --> 00:22:24,708
If I'm driving him home, I
better take a precaution.
576
00:22:24,743 --> 00:22:25,823
Barney!
577
00:22:29,415 --> 00:22:30,559
Hi, Red!
578
00:22:39,759 --> 00:22:41,203
When are we going fishin', Paw?
579
00:22:41,227 --> 00:22:42,426
We'll go in a few minutes.
580
00:22:42,462 --> 00:22:43,594
Soon as Barney gets here.
581
00:22:43,629 --> 00:22:45,128
Go on. Move. I got you cornered,
582
00:22:45,164 --> 00:22:47,031
and I'm going to
lower the boom on you.
583
00:22:47,066 --> 00:22:48,549
Move.
584
00:22:48,584 --> 00:22:51,418
Well, I guess there
ain't much I can do.
585
00:22:51,454 --> 00:22:52,919
Nope.
586
00:22:52,955 --> 00:22:56,373
Oh, that's a good,
outstanding move.
587
00:22:56,408 --> 00:22:57,841
Now watch this.
588
00:22:57,877 --> 00:22:59,509
Look, look, look.
589
00:22:59,545 --> 00:23:01,562
Mm-mmm! Look at that.
590
00:23:01,597 --> 00:23:03,547
Hey, wait a minute.
591
00:23:07,936 --> 00:23:09,786
I won! I won! I beat Paw!
592
00:23:09,821 --> 00:23:11,688
Did you see that, Barney?
593
00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:12,840
I sure did.
594
00:23:12,875 --> 00:23:14,675
How long you been
standing there?
595
00:23:14,710 --> 00:23:17,178
Long enough to see
you pull that boo-boo.
596
00:23:17,213 --> 00:23:18,512
That was a dilly.
597
00:23:18,547 --> 00:23:20,347
Well, no wonder I lost.
598
00:23:20,382 --> 00:23:21,849
Huh?
599
00:23:21,884 --> 00:23:23,350
You hexed me. What?
600
00:23:23,385 --> 00:23:25,019
Well, how else you explain me
601
00:23:25,054 --> 00:23:27,154
gettin' so careless
all of a sudden?
602
00:23:27,190 --> 00:23:29,123
You was standing
right behind me.
603
00:23:29,158 --> 00:23:31,075
Aw, come on, Andy.
604
00:23:31,110 --> 00:23:33,060
If I'd a knowed you
was standing there,
605
00:23:33,095 --> 00:23:34,461
I'd have rubbed Opie's head.
606
00:23:34,497 --> 00:23:36,630
If you're goin'
fishin', let's go fishin'.
607
00:23:36,666 --> 00:23:39,233
I don't know we want you
in the same boat with us,
608
00:23:39,268 --> 00:23:40,534
you being a jinx and all.
609
00:23:40,570 --> 00:23:41,768
Cut that out! Let's go.
610
00:23:43,906 --> 00:23:46,873
Holy cow! It's
beginning to storm.
611
00:23:46,909 --> 00:23:48,875
Storm's coming up.
612
00:23:48,911 --> 00:23:50,411
Yeah?
613
00:23:51,914 --> 00:23:54,381
Huh.
614
00:23:54,417 --> 00:23:58,051
Well, Bad Luck Barney,
you've done it again.
615
00:23:58,087 --> 00:24:00,221
Come here, Opie.
616
00:24:00,256 --> 00:24:01,988
You're a riot. You know that?
617
00:24:02,024 --> 00:24:04,525
Why don't you go
someplace and have one?
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