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You wore my favorite tie.
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That's my only tie.
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No, I'm kidding.
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I have so many ties.
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- Right.
- Yeah.
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- I think I should go.
- What? No.
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- I think the night should end, don't you?
- The night doesn't have to end now.
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How exactly do you see
the night ending, then?
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I don't know. Maybe we stay the night.
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Slip into some of those
fancy robes they have.
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- I'm gonna see if they have rooms open.
- Okay.
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Can I buy you a drink?
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Sorry?
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I'd like to buy you a drink.
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How about a... Martini? Yeah.
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A vodka Martini for the lady.
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- I'm actually with my boyfriend.
- That guy? He's no good for you.
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You'd be better off with someone else.
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Aren't you a little old for me?
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I am indeed, but I'm not
buying you a drink to hit on you.
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Why else would you buy me a drink?
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What's going on?
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This guy bought me a drink.
Says you're no good for me.
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Yeah?
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Mind your own business, grandpa.
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Well, that's the thing, Steve.
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This is my business.
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See, I'm a private investigator.
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I was hired by your wife,
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Donna... to figure out whether
you were having an affair.
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And since that's not
Donna, it seems like you are.
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Yeah. Married.
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Last week, when he canceled your
dinner 'cause he was called into surgery,
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he was actually at his kid's dance recital.
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And he's not a surgeon.
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He manages a pep boys.
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Hey, hey, hey, look.
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I don't know what she's paying you,
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but I will double it if you forget
what you saw here tonight.
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Plus, free oil changes for life.
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That's not how this works, chum.
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You see, private investigators like myself,
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we obey a strict code of honor.
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We don't do this for the money.
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We do this to pursue the truth.
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Because the truth is all that... jeez!
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I'm so sorry.
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My leg's asleep.
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That ever happen to you?
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Brother! Man!
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I must have sat on that stool too long.
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Just give... give me a second here.
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It feels so weird. It's
like, whose leg is this?
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Shoot.
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Anyway,
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you folks have a great night.
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See now why I got you that drink?
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Nice composition.
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You're really coming into your own
as a photographer of gross dudes.
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- Had a lot of practice.
- Yep.
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- They're always cheating.
- They're always cheating.
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Nine cases in the last
year. They're all the same.
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Client says, "I think
he's having an affair."
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I follow the guy for a couple of days.
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Then I catch him in a very suave way
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where my body functions normally.
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- What?
- I want a real pi case.
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Something I can sink my teeth into.
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Something juicy like... Like pacific view.
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Okay. First of all, you're not a real pi.
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You're an unlicensed trainee.
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Second, these cases, the ones
that you've been assisting on,
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this is the job.
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Most pi work isn't juicy.
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It's dull.
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Pacific view was one in a million.
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We have a walk-in.
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Julie kovalenko?
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- Yes.
- Jack berenger.
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President of Wheeler college.
This is our provost, Holly bodgemark.
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Provost is basically vice president.
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I was gonna Google it after
they left. What can we do for you?
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This morning, my laptop was stolen.
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Okay. I don't think you need
to hire a private investigator.
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What's the laptop
worth? A thousand bucks?
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This laptop is worth four
hundred million dollars.
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Juicy.
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These are standard ndas.
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Regardless of whether we take the case,
everything will stay within these walls.
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Good. Because this
is a delicate situation.
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I've been president of
Wheeler college for two years.
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Ever since I arrived,
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I've been trying to get our richest
graduate to make a donation.
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His name is Brad vinick,
ceo of vinick capital.
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I know that name.
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Wait. Is he "what else
am I supposed to do?"
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I will not apologize for being successful.
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These complaints about
my private jet use are absurd.
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Your plane has made two round-trip
flights from San Francisco to Aspen
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every day for four years.
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My dog is in San Francisco.
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My dog Walker is in Aspen.
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What else am I supposed to do?
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That unfortunate
interview notwithstanding,
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vinick is worth about six billion dollars.
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Like all small colleges,
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Wheeler is struggling, and
it is a really special place.
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You don't have to tell me.
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My daughter went there.
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And my son-in-law.
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Love to hear it. Go, acorns.
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I got vinick to pledge 400
million to keep Wheeler afloat.
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We shook hands on the terms last night.
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This morning, I got to my
office, my laptop was stolen,
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and I received this email from
somebody called "Wheeler guardian."
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"Brad vinick is a lying snake."
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"You take one dollar of his blood
money, I spill all your secrets."
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- What secrets are on your laptop?
- Hell if I know.
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That doesn't matter. It's messy.
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And billionaires hate messy.
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I don't want him freaking out if
he finds out that two years ago
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I had a botched calf implant in Miami.
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Hypothetically.
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We can't go to the police
because we can't afford a scandal,
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but the actual contract
won't be signed for months.
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And if the blackmailer succeeds
in sabotaging vinick's donation,
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Wheeler college may just disappear.
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Well, let us talk it over.
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There's no need. We'll take the case.
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This is clearly an inside job.
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Every single faculty
member could be a suspect,
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which means you have to find
someone from outside the school
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to go undercover and investigate.
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Your only chance to save
Wheeler college is if you have...
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Okay, let's start with the
basics. That's your ID card on top.
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That gets you into any door on campus.
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Also, inside the folder
is the list you requested.
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Everyone working on campus
the night the laptop was stolen.
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Students don't arrive until next
week, so for now it's just faculty.
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How many of these people
knew about the donation?
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No way to know.
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It hasn't been announced officially,
but gossip travels fast around here.
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The laptop was stolen
off Jack's desk next door.
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I can show you his office.
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It used to be four small offices,
but Jack had it remodeled.
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He said he needed a private bathroom
more than he needed an hr department.
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Please don't touch anything.
Jack is very fastidious.
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Okay, we should start by reviewing
any camera footage that you have
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along with geolocation
data from the swipe cards.
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We should start that way, but we can't
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because our cameras broke years
ago, and we can't afford to get them fixed.
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Aspirin?
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Nicotine gum.
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I don't even chew it anymore.
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It works faster if it goes
right to the stomach.
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How many people had
access to this room?
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Anyone with a swipe
card, which is everyone.
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And to answer your next
question, our system is so old,
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we can't even track
who went in what door.
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Friday we are unveiling
vinick's official portrait
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as a "distinguished graduate."
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Part of the charm offensive.
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Most on that list will be at the party.
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Okay, since Charles is
undercover, you likely won't see me
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unless we meet at my office.
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I am off to a meeting for another case.
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See you at the party.
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Until then, I will be engaging in plop.
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Prepare, learn, observe, pursue.
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Is that a spy term?
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It's a famous one.
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I'm not sure who invented
it... Some genius, probably.
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Okay, off to plop.
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It's so much worse
when you use it as a verb.
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Hi. Now a good time?
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Yeah. Come in.
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Have a seat.
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Can I get you anything? Water,
calcium supplement, knee brace?
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I'm good.
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Okay, so my stupid company keeps
merging with other stupid companies.
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"Bynum southwest pacific is
forming a strategic partnership
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with northeast Atlantic retirement."
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"The new company will be called
southwest northeast Atlantic pacific."
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- Catchy.
- Yeah.
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So we're gonna have new employees,
and we need to do some background checks.
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Do you want the job?
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Well, to be honest, I'm a little
surprised you want to hire me,
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given that you once called me
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a remorseless,
bottom-feeding, two-faced rat.
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Yeah, I did.
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But that's water under the bridge.
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I gotta admit, you did a great
job on the case with Gladys.
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And I'd rather have somebody
I know in charge of this.
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- Okay, yeah. Send me the files.
- Great.
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Hey, Nancy's stuck in her
bathtub again, and she's not alone.
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Hey, froggy. How's it going? You
wanna help me with something?
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Well, by all means, save
Wheeler college. I... it's the best.
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Do you realize that it's almost the
25-year anniversary of when we met?
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Tell me again how it happened exactly?
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Well, we were on the freshman
orientation camping trip.
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Literally, day one.
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And I looked at him,
and he looked at me.
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And I said, "do you know
anything about camping?"
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And I said, "not one thing."
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And then we smiled at each other,
and I felt like I got struck by lightning.
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And then, like, two weeks later,
she introduced me to you guys?
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I remember. You had a
very interesting hairdo.
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Look, Adam duritz of the counting
crows convinced a lot of guys my age
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that they could pull off dreads.
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I made a lot of bad choices.
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And one great one.
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- Good save!
- Ha-ha.
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Julie, it's 7:12 A.M., day five.
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This is the first of my weekly reports.
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I once again object to doing
these weekly instead of daily.
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Too bad. They're boring.
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I know you think they're boring.
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But in a case like this,
every detail is crucial.
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My class will meet Monday and
Wednesday in Burnham hall, room 331.
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Fun fact. Thornton Burnham, for
whom the building was named...
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Boring.
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The campus is small.
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It's only about 116 acres.
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That's just shy, and I do
mean just shy, of 47 hectares.
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My god.
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Anyway, during my first week of plop,
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I met a number of possible suspects.
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Andrea yi, professor of economics.
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Very upbeat.
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You must be going
to this event on Friday.
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Who is Brad vinick?
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He's a multibillionaire grad,
supposedly making a huge donation.
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Hopefully some of it goes
to the econ department
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because god knows I
could really use a raise.
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You know, I haven't bought
a new bra in six years.
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That's not your problem, though.
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- It's nice to meet you.
- You too.
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Not a likely suspect.
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Max Griffin.
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Assistant professor of journalism.
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Just published a book
called the fourth estate:
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America's first line of defense
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against the second
coming of the third reich.
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Excited to read it.
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Don't be. It's terrifying.
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You a motorcycle guy?
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How'd you know?
248
00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:52,789
I always forget I'm carrying
this thing around with me.
249
00:12:52,813 --> 00:12:55,733
I'm guessing you're
not a big Brad vinick fan.
250
00:12:56,358 --> 00:12:58,086
You going to that party Friday?
251
00:12:58,110 --> 00:13:01,864
I'm not interested in kissing the
ass of a billionaire corporate oligarch.
252
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,951
But they do serve these
amazing tiny empanadas, so.
253
00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:08,037
I might stop by.
254
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:12,058
Slavoj tshibili from linguistics.
255
00:13:12,082 --> 00:13:15,479
And järkko hövinen,
professor of semiotics.
256
00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:19,191
What exactly is semiotics?
I've never really known.
257
00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:24,512
- It's a complicated subject.
- Yeah. It's hard to define.
258
00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:28,950
Contemporary post-plumfellian
language analysis investigates phonology.
259
00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:31,828
- But I did spot real...
- yeah, you miss the point, järkko.
260
00:13:31,852 --> 00:13:34,664
You must start with
signifier and signified.
261
00:13:34,688 --> 00:13:37,209
Move through structuralism
to post-structuralism.
262
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:39,085
Framework to put it inside.
263
00:13:39,109 --> 00:13:41,379
- What kind of...
- it is going to come...
264
00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:44,132
I talked to them for about 20 minutes.
265
00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:48,053
No idea what they said. Let's
just assume they're not suspects.
266
00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:50,472
But I may know someone who is.
267
00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:53,683
Charles nieuwendyk,
visiting lecturer in engineering.
268
00:13:53,707 --> 00:13:56,770
This is Dr. Benjamin Cole,
head of our English department.
269
00:13:56,794 --> 00:14:00,816
Dr. Cole is a Wheeler college
lifer and a very dear friend.
270
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,926
And yes, before you ask,
he has always been this way.
271
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:09,282
So what's your specialty
within the department?
272
00:14:09,306 --> 00:14:13,370
I teach romantic poetry
and the 19th century novel.
273
00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:15,437
Just one novel? Sounds easy.
274
00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:17,814
Droll.
275
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:21,086
If you'll excuse me, I have to get ready.
276
00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:24,381
I assume you're going
to the cocktail party later
277
00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:25,549
for Brad vinick?
278
00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:28,593
I am, out of professional necessity.
279
00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:30,178
You don't approve of vinick?
280
00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:32,597
Do I approve of vinick?
281
00:14:32,621 --> 00:14:35,374
Did antigonus approve of etesias?
282
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:37,018
Boy, I don't know.
283
00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:39,920
No, I apologize. I forgot what you teach.
284
00:14:40,754 --> 00:14:43,567
Well, I'll ask it in a way
you can understand.
285
00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:46,736
Did Garfield approve
of not having lasagne?
286
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:49,346
Come on, now.
287
00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:52,659
Engineering is an advanced science.
288
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:54,035
Yes.
289
00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:56,186
That bridge is big.
290
00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:58,898
What if we built one that's bigger?
291
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:01,233
Fascinating stuff.
292
00:15:02,484 --> 00:15:05,404
Dr. Benjamin Cole is my first suspect.
293
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,782
He's prickly, has an axe to grind,
294
00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:11,344
and he kinda hurt my feelings.
295
00:15:11,368 --> 00:15:12,971
More later.
296
00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:15,372
- Nieuwendyk out.
- Okay.
297
00:15:16,498 --> 00:15:18,459
Okay. Any headlines?
298
00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:20,228
Couple small things.
299
00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:23,607
One woman left her job quite
suddenly, but I think it's innocent.
300
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:26,443
The other was just a public
intoxication charge from college.
301
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:29,094
That's a load off my mind.
302
00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:31,305
Thanks so much.
303
00:15:32,139 --> 00:15:33,724
So, how you been?
304
00:15:34,224 --> 00:15:36,077
Working any hot new cases?
305
00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:37,454
Yeah, we've been busy.
306
00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:38,663
Good. Same.
307
00:15:38,687 --> 00:15:42,667
Actually, corporate just told
me I have eight weeks of vacation
308
00:15:42,691 --> 00:15:44,502
I have to take by the end of the year.
309
00:15:44,526 --> 00:15:46,254
I have no idea where to go.
310
00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:47,529
Any recommendations?
311
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:49,341
Hawaii.
312
00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:51,075
Yeah? You love it there?
313
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:55,079
I've never been. I don't take
vacations, but I've heard people like it.
314
00:15:57,498 --> 00:16:00,000
Yes, I've also heard people enjoy
315
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:01,919
Hawaii.
316
00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:06,715
Okay. Well, thank you so much.
317
00:16:14,014 --> 00:16:15,075
Hey.
318
00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:17,142
Everything good at pacific view?
319
00:16:18,435 --> 00:16:21,814
Maybe. What do you remember
about didi Santos cordero?
320
00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:24,668
Beloved leader, caught you red-handed.
321
00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:27,212
Called you a remorseless,
bottom-feeding, two-faced rat
322
00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:29,172
in an email I deleted before you read it.
323
00:16:29,196 --> 00:16:32,467
I read it. She hated my guts, right?
324
00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:35,845
Until you and Charles went and
apologized or whatever, yeah.
325
00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:37,496
Anything I can help with?
326
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:39,873
No.
327
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:15,743
Pretty ugly, isn't he?
328
00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:17,929
Sorry?
329
00:17:17,953 --> 00:17:20,289
The... him?
330
00:17:21,331 --> 00:17:23,208
The him, yes.
331
00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:26,896
I mean, I suppose he's
classically handsome.
332
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:29,524
Square jaw and all that.
333
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:32,426
But, his soul.
334
00:17:32,926 --> 00:17:35,262
His soul is ugly.
335
00:17:36,346 --> 00:17:40,059
Charles nieuwendyk, visiting
in the engineering department.
336
00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:45,147
Mona margadoff,
professor of music theory.
337
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:48,150
- How long have you been here?
- Gosh.
338
00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:51,546
I got my phd in 1984.
339
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,489
I came here a year later.
340
00:18:06,668 --> 00:18:07,836
Okay.
341
00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:11,173
That is too much.
342
00:18:11,673 --> 00:18:14,468
I'm so sorry, but there's
no smoking in the museum.
343
00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:16,362
Really?
344
00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:19,365
Because I'm with the president
here, and he doesn't seem to mind.
345
00:18:19,389 --> 00:18:21,058
- Right, Jack?
- Yeah, I do not.
346
00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:24,496
Claire, find Mr. Vinick an
ashtray, please. Thank you.
347
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,313
Thank you so much. Thank you.
348
00:18:27,397 --> 00:18:29,525
Vinick is unbelievable.
349
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:32,796
We're paying for a cash
bar at our own party,
350
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:34,881
and he's handing out $100 Cubans.
351
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:37,258
That's... well, that brand of confidence
352
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:40,494
is found only in the
ultra-wealthy American male.
353
00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:44,015
And the fattest hippo in central Africa.
354
00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:46,834
Yeah, newsflash. The
billionaire's a narcissist.
355
00:18:47,709 --> 00:18:49,187
So are you, Ben.
356
00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:50,522
And yet we still love you.
357
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:53,108
Well, excuse me, Elizabeth.
358
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,193
I'm not a narcissist.
359
00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:56,611
I'm an egotist.
360
00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:57,928
There's a difference.
361
00:18:58,428 --> 00:19:02,200
He made a ton of money, and
now he wants to give some of it to us.
362
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:03,743
Why does this upset you so much?
363
00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:06,538
The Wheeler distinguished
graduate award,
364
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:10,792
traditionally given to poets,
musicians, and activists,
365
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:15,547
will today be given to a man who's
concerned only with his own coffers
366
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:19,408
and whose sole talent is
extraction and not contribution.
367
00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:21,052
He's a plague.
368
00:19:21,076 --> 00:19:23,429
There are more like him every day.
369
00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:27,082
"Hell is empty, and
all the devils are here."
370
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:29,978
It's the tempest, act 1, scene 2.
371
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:33,606
Okay. Well, throwing a party for
a billionaire is a small price to pay
372
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:35,692
to keep all our jobs, right?
373
00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:37,402
To keep this place alive?
374
00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:40,238
Yes, well, there is one
price I'm willing to pay.
375
00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:42,782
Maxwell, may I buy you another drink?
376
00:19:42,806 --> 00:19:43,950
Yes, please.
377
00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:45,434
I agree with you.
378
00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:55,420
And I've been here ever
since, so 1985 to 2025.
379
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:57,362
That's 40 years.
380
00:19:57,905 --> 00:19:58,882
What?
381
00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:00,884
You asked me how
long I'd been at Wheeler.
382
00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:02,468
Yeah, an hour ago.
383
00:20:02,492 --> 00:20:03,720
Right.
384
00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:04,637
Sorry.
385
00:20:04,661 --> 00:20:06,556
So, I compose music,
386
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:09,893
and sometimes a song
will pop into my head.
387
00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:14,272
And if I don't stop whatever I'm
doing and go someplace very quiet
388
00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:17,275
and write it down, it'll disappear.
389
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:19,402
Most people here are used to it.
390
00:20:19,426 --> 00:20:21,261
I forgot you're new.
391
00:20:22,262 --> 00:20:24,097
You look so familiar.
392
00:20:24,973 --> 00:20:27,410
Could we have met before somehow?
393
00:20:27,434 --> 00:20:32,439
Possible, but most people our age
recognize me from "lavender highway."
394
00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:37,778
Now it's goodbye, baby
395
00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:41,674
well, it's goodbye, baby
396
00:20:41,698 --> 00:20:46,703
well, it's not like me to stay too long.
397
00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:50,266
I remember that song.
398
00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:52,477
- Was that you?
- That was me.
399
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:55,730
That was my band. I was 18 years old.
400
00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:57,523
We played at Woodstock.
401
00:20:57,547 --> 00:20:58,548
Wow.
402
00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:02,320
You know, we had weirdly similar lives.
403
00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:04,364
Because when I was 18,
404
00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:08,684
I was on the local news for
growing a really large squash.
405
00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:12,104
So I guess we both understand fame.
406
00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:16,251
Do you still perform?
407
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,543
That song? No.
408
00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:21,047
Not since the band
broke up 50 years ago.
409
00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:24,908
People ask me to all the time,
but I don't like living in the past.
410
00:21:25,742 --> 00:21:27,845
So, I have to make the rounds.
411
00:21:27,869 --> 00:21:30,265
Are you gonna stay for a while?
412
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:31,349
I am.
413
00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:32,374
Good.
414
00:21:34,584 --> 00:21:36,336
Thank you, Claire.
415
00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:39,482
How are you guys?
416
00:21:39,506 --> 00:21:41,359
Good evening, professor.
417
00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:42,718
How's it going?
418
00:21:43,218 --> 00:21:45,220
It's good. Making progress.
419
00:21:46,263 --> 00:21:48,700
Talked with Mona margadoff.
420
00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:51,119
What's the deal there?
What's going on with her?
421
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:53,997
You mean is she like a possible suspect?
422
00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:55,540
She's on the list I gave you.
423
00:21:57,399 --> 00:21:58,543
What about her husband?
424
00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:00,128
Is he a suspect?
425
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:01,254
No.
426
00:22:01,278 --> 00:22:03,488
He died like 15 years ago.
427
00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:05,758
Copy that.
428
00:22:05,782 --> 00:22:07,760
Husband has alibi.
429
00:22:07,784 --> 00:22:08,910
Graveyard.
430
00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:11,371
Okay. Good.
431
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:13,081
Ready to meet vinick?
432
00:22:14,958 --> 00:22:16,460
- Yes. Sorry.
- Yeah, let's...
433
00:22:17,252 --> 00:22:18,462
Hold up, sweetheart.
434
00:22:19,212 --> 00:22:20,589
Boom.
435
00:22:22,132 --> 00:22:25,528
Brad, congratulations again.
436
00:22:25,552 --> 00:22:29,365
This is Charles nieuwendyk,
visiting professor in engineering.
437
00:22:29,389 --> 00:22:31,701
Finally, a useful discipline.
438
00:22:31,725 --> 00:22:34,579
Might even lead to one
of these kids getting a job.
439
00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:36,164
All these pointless subjects.
440
00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:39,000
Philosophy, art history, fashion design.
441
00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:41,735
"Hey, look. It's my senior thesis. Pants."
442
00:22:43,403 --> 00:22:45,506
Let me introduce you
to my wife and daughter.
443
00:22:45,530 --> 00:22:48,367
Yeah! I can see the family resemblance.
444
00:22:49,576 --> 00:22:51,161
Nope. That's the wife.
445
00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:55,391
This is Rebecca, my
daughter from my first marriage.
446
00:22:55,415 --> 00:22:59,437
- Pleasure.
- This is my newest wife, kelseigh Rose.
447
00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:01,439
Hi. Isn't that so funny?
448
00:23:01,463 --> 00:23:02,690
The two of us.
449
00:23:02,714 --> 00:23:05,068
She's so much older than
me, but she's my daughter.
450
00:23:05,092 --> 00:23:08,154
It's like, "go to your room, little
missy, and do your homework."
451
00:23:08,178 --> 00:23:11,240
I'll give you a noogie. I'll do it.
452
00:23:11,264 --> 00:23:12,325
I'm just kidding.
453
00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:15,769
I'm gonna go look at my portrait.
Charles, entertain the troops.
454
00:23:21,566 --> 00:23:23,652
Are you married, shuffles?
455
00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:28,341
It's Charles, and my wife
passed away a couple years ago.
456
00:23:28,365 --> 00:23:30,176
I'm sowwy.
457
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:31,451
That's a bummo.
458
00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:34,413
Tiny empanadas. My god.
459
00:23:37,165 --> 00:23:39,126
I don't want this. Sorry.
460
00:23:40,293 --> 00:23:42,671
So, how did your wife die?
461
00:23:44,047 --> 00:23:46,692
Julie, it's 6:48 P.M.
462
00:23:46,716 --> 00:23:49,529
I'm right in the middle of plop-ing.
463
00:23:49,553 --> 00:23:51,805
My next move will be to...
464
00:23:54,015 --> 00:23:55,410
Gotta go. More later.
465
00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:57,495
- Hello again.
- Hello again.
466
00:23:57,519 --> 00:23:58,937
And again, hello.
467
00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:03,668
I was wondering, because I'm new,
468
00:24:03,692 --> 00:24:07,088
whether or not you could just
show me around campus a bit?
469
00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:08,363
I would like that.
470
00:24:08,989 --> 00:24:11,634
But first, I have an errand
to run. Keep me company.
471
00:24:11,658 --> 00:24:12,659
Yes.
472
00:24:17,372 --> 00:24:18,623
Solved it.
473
00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:20,584
Solved the case.
474
00:24:21,543 --> 00:24:22,603
What case?
475
00:24:22,627 --> 00:24:26,232
The case of why you would hire
me when you hated me so much.
476
00:24:26,256 --> 00:24:27,733
It didn't make sense.
477
00:24:27,757 --> 00:24:28,884
And then it hit me.
478
00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:31,237
You're playing a long game.
479
00:24:31,261 --> 00:24:32,304
You want revenge.
480
00:24:32,846 --> 00:24:35,867
So I went back to those employee
files, and I dug a little deeper.
481
00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:39,120
Turns out the guy with the
public intoxication charge
482
00:24:39,144 --> 00:24:40,997
has a juvie record.
483
00:24:41,021 --> 00:24:41,914
Sealed.
484
00:24:41,938 --> 00:24:43,565
Marijuana possession.
485
00:24:44,149 --> 00:24:48,296
You hire him, "find out
about that," blame me.
486
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:51,007
Bad yelp reviews,
complaints to the state board,
487
00:24:51,031 --> 00:24:53,217
come after me, take me down.
488
00:24:53,241 --> 00:24:54,635
That is your long game.
489
00:24:54,659 --> 00:24:55,659
I'm right.
490
00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:57,180
Right?
491
00:24:57,204 --> 00:24:58,204
Julie.
492
00:24:58,872 --> 00:25:01,559
That is the most delusional
rant I have ever heard,
493
00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:02,977
and I work in elder care.
494
00:25:03,001 --> 00:25:05,295
Two of the residents
think I'm chita Rivera.
495
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:08,441
Then why did you hire me?
496
00:25:08,465 --> 00:25:11,510
I needed background checks.
You're the only pi I know.
497
00:25:13,678 --> 00:25:16,574
That's what you would say if
you were trying to take me down.
498
00:25:16,598 --> 00:25:18,576
All right. Okay. Just listen.
499
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:21,329
This level of mistrust and paranoia is
500
00:25:21,353 --> 00:25:24,582
what we in the medical
and psychological community
501
00:25:24,606 --> 00:25:27,108
refer to as cuckoo bananas.
502
00:25:27,901 --> 00:25:31,964
Maybe you should go to therapy
and try to figure out what happened
503
00:25:31,988 --> 00:25:33,883
to you to make you like this.
504
00:25:33,907 --> 00:25:36,952
I know exactly why I'm like this.
505
00:25:37,452 --> 00:25:40,205
Solved that case years ago.
506
00:25:41,790 --> 00:25:42,791
Yeah.
507
00:26:06,439 --> 00:26:09,401
- Hey, blade.
- Hey, Mona. Tuba's right over there.
508
00:26:09,901 --> 00:26:11,671
This is Charles.
509
00:26:11,695 --> 00:26:12,964
Hey, Charles.
510
00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:15,341
Hi, blade. I'm scared of blade.
511
00:26:15,365 --> 00:26:17,885
Don't be. This place is great.
512
00:26:17,909 --> 00:26:20,388
They get good stuff from Colombia.
513
00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:22,723
Drums and musical instruments.
514
00:26:22,747 --> 00:26:25,768
They use them to smuggle
cocaine across the border.
515
00:26:25,792 --> 00:26:29,146
I'm kidding.
516
00:26:29,170 --> 00:26:31,756
- Wow.
- You think that tuba's full of cocaine?
517
00:26:32,799 --> 00:26:34,175
Honestly, I have no idea.
518
00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:37,989
Not full of cocaine.
519
00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:40,348
Yeah. I'll just take the tuba.
520
00:26:41,141 --> 00:26:45,079
Long story short, because
the department is broke,
521
00:26:45,103 --> 00:26:49,333
I have to go looking for used
instruments all over northern California,
522
00:26:49,357 --> 00:26:53,004
bring them back here,
and refurbish them myself.
523
00:26:53,028 --> 00:26:57,324
Well, it seems like a lot of extra
work for a tenured professor.
524
00:26:58,366 --> 00:27:03,347
What if a kid has always wanted to
learn the tuba and she comes here,
525
00:27:03,371 --> 00:27:05,016
she goes to the music department,
526
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:08,543
and there are no tubas,
and that makes her sad?
527
00:27:09,210 --> 00:27:11,421
Can't have sad kids, can we?
528
00:27:12,505 --> 00:27:15,258
Let's just leave it here. I'll
take it inside in the morning.
529
00:27:17,344 --> 00:27:20,531
No one's gonna steal it?
530
00:27:20,555 --> 00:27:23,576
Well, not unless the
unrefurbished tuba bandit
531
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:27,395
escapes from sing sing, but I
don't think that's gonna happen.
532
00:27:30,815 --> 00:27:32,859
I need to say something to you.
533
00:27:33,443 --> 00:27:37,989
I met my late wife, Victoria,
right after grad school.
534
00:27:38,907 --> 00:27:41,910
She passed away a
couple of years ago, and
535
00:27:43,203 --> 00:27:47,141
ever since, I... Charles, how old are you?
536
00:27:47,165 --> 00:27:48,434
Seventy-six.
537
00:27:48,458 --> 00:27:50,126
I'm seventy-four.
538
00:27:51,211 --> 00:27:54,756
We've both been
through some shit, right?
539
00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:58,277
We've both lost people we loved.
540
00:27:58,301 --> 00:28:04,057
We've both been through
periods of joy and tragedy.
541
00:28:04,557 --> 00:28:10,039
We've both opened for fleet wood
Mac at the royal Albert hall.
542
00:28:10,063 --> 00:28:12,023
- Wait, sorry?
- Metaphorically.
543
00:28:12,524 --> 00:28:14,401
I mean, mine was literal, but...
544
00:28:15,402 --> 00:28:19,131
My point is people our age
545
00:28:19,155 --> 00:28:23,576
have this whole
complicated life behind us.
546
00:28:24,327 --> 00:28:29,165
And we have god
knows what ahead of us.
547
00:28:29,666 --> 00:28:33,086
Let's just be here now.
548
00:28:47,225 --> 00:28:49,060
Well, that was certainly...
549
00:29:02,115 --> 00:29:04,677
Since graduating in 1975,
550
00:29:04,701 --> 00:29:08,389
Brad vinick has achieved
everything there is to achieve
551
00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:10,099
in the world of finance.
552
00:29:10,123 --> 00:29:12,059
To celebrate those accomplishments,
553
00:29:12,083 --> 00:29:15,396
we declare him this year's
distinguished graduate.
554
00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:20,884
And we'll hang his portrait here in
the Mildred Wheeler historical gallery.
555
00:29:30,268 --> 00:29:32,061
My god.
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