All language subtitles for 2BBB Hazel Heart Remi Jones - Honorary Lesbian (720)

I think behind the scenes of the Korean
boy band.

I had this in 2019.

2019. Not me. Bro, that was like my
life.

I went to California before I was 18 and
like, we couldn't even rent any

Airbnbs or anything.

I was 17, he had to be 18 to rent an
Airbnb, so we didn't know where to stay,

but we just went to go see them. Me and
my best friend, we went to go see them,

and we took the bus there, like a
Greyhound bus there, and

then got there, didn't know where we
were going to sleep for the night, so we

started calling around, and my best
friend had a...

I guess someone that they knew in San
Diego. So we went to San Diego, stayed

night there, took the Amtrak at 3 in the
morning. We missed the Amtrak by two

minutes.

Because everything in Vegas stays a
little bit later, but this shit was on

point. So we ran up and we saw it
leaving and I was just so pissed. So we

have any place to stay, but we stayed
there for like two hours to get on the

next one.

So we met up with them and went to the
concert.

And then the next day, because it was a
K -pop stand, I got there at 8 in the

morning and the concert was at 8 o
'clock at night.

There was a line for soundcheck and it
was 500 people already in line.

I got there at 8 in the morning and
there was 500 people already in front of

So I waited there the whole day and I
got to see them up close.

Aren't those people like slaves?

I don't know.

I don't know. I think they're so big now
that they can do whatever they want,

but those smaller ones. Mind control and
their own drugs, and they beat them.

Old men beat them with sticks. I don't
think so.

I'd say beforehand. They don't make any
money.

But now, since they're the biggest
people out there, they kind of have

money and stuff. But with smaller
groups, definitely.

Yeah, it's just bad. How many people are
in that?

BTS. And BTS is seven.

Seven? Yeah, they just disbanded. I
still keep up with them, but I don't

look. They're all guys, right? Yeah.

Yeah, I think the oldest one is like 30.
I'm thinking the youngest is like 24.

Do they do gay stuff with each other?

No, they don't. But people like the fans
like. The fans ship them, yeah.

Yeah. They're like, oh my god.

I did beforehand.

Sugar and J -Hope. Sugar and J -Hope.

But not so much. I'm not into it like
that anymore.

I do like a little bit of their older
music, their newer music.

I'm more like pop, but their new stuff
is pop, but it's like also slower music

that I'm used to. So it was just like,
yeah,

small tangent.

But yeah,

that was a fun adventure.

It was a little scary at the time and I
don't have like attachment issues to

anything but I got an attachment issue
to like one of the stuffed animals that

they would carry so I was like carrying
him around for like a year after. I

called him baby so he was like my baby.

But we went on a camping trip right and
we were hiking down the hill and I was I

had him in a big jacket so I had him in
a pocket.

a pocket in the front pocket, and he
fell out and started rolling down the

mountain.

One of my friends has a memory, and this
is like one of his first memories of

me, and I'm like, I just screamed, baby!

And I started running after him down the
hill.

But, yeah, it was funny.

That's good.

Good times, good times. Now he sits on
my shelf.

He's a little pretty.

How's it, how's it look?

Pretty good.

Does it look okay with the, how does it
look like if you film this way, like the

other way? Facing this way? Yeah, like
this, just like see over here. Let me

see. I guess the iPhone's just probably.

Uh, yeah, light's better.

All right. This way.

I mean, want to take a look?

No, I mean, that's, you know.

Yeah, no, you get better light when.

I'm going to change this. I think we're
going to just do like kind of, um, make

this like the podcast sex thing.

We're going to pod sex.

Is that really the name? We think it
might be like, we might do like

hookup therapy, but I'm not sure.

I'm just afraid of doing too many
therapies. Cause it's like family

You're a therapist. That's your job. I
know, but not everything.

If you're a dentist, all you do is work
on teeth.

You have an

alpena. That's why you're going to have
that many therapy practices.

That's true.

I mean, if we're going to do the podcast
thing, let's use the Handycam, I think.

Why? Because I like the look of that
more.

And it picks up sound better.

What phone is that?

13? Yeah, 13 Pro.

i like that color thank you the game
himself master himself picks that i'll

it for a second yeah we're rolling yeah
okay he took a he took a break

i have to inspect his foot

soft

We had to make sure the audio quality
was... Feet.

We got their feet done, but I didn't.

The feet inspection was an important

part of the podcast.

This is what I do before I reshoot.

I like, uh, I like check, I like look at
the girl's feet like really close.

I don't speak, I don't say anything to
them at all. And I was like, look at

their butts.

Real close in person.

These are, um, real life

lesbian people.

There's not many lesbians left.

The last one on the planet.

The last one right here.

Jade's like the last one.

We're preserving it.

How long ago was it when you guys were
filming and stuff out here?

Out here?

Did you film stuff after you left?

No, actually. When we left Cold Turkey,
we were like no one,

nothing.

Yeah. So you're the first person after
that. And that was, like, what, like, a

year and a half ago?

Like, yeah, I'd say because what was
this, like, a year and a half? The last

professional shoot we did, like, it's
the last shoot in general, was February,

but we had, like, not done anything for
the most part since, like, November

because we decided to take off a month
in November.

It wasn't a bad idea.

but we decided to take off a month in
november and no one told us that

goes on vacation for december so we
didn't have any work in november we were

like cool yay we're like refreshed let's
start working again or whatever and

then everyone was on vacation in
december so there's no work i have my

feet

Yeah, you know, put your feet in there.

Toes.

Cut holes in them so your toes can,
like, stick out.

But,

um, we came back, like, in January, or,
like, there was, like, work was

trickling in in January, but we were,
like, done with everything by then, so

told our agents, hey, we're gonna not
shoot after January anymore, or

Um, and so I think we got, like,

couple shoots in January and then we had
a we

had like networked with a couple
directors and so one director in

reached out and was like hey do you
wanna I'm doing a new fight or whatever

you wanna shoot for this one and we
really liked how the person was we were

okay we'll do like one more shoot for
you but uh you have to pay for our tests

and blah blah blah if you want us um
yeah yeah so

Yeah. And then we had gone

to the shoot but something urgent had
happened and he like fell off the face

the earth for a week or two or
something.

And same thing happened. He was just
like I'll like pay you a little bit more

anything and I'll pay for your test and
whatever.

And so on like February 1st was the last
shoot we did.

And then ever since then nothing.

no content trades no nothing everybody's
like you'll be back in like a month

or something like all the time we would
tell people we're gonna quit so if you

want to book us you have to book us now
or whatever and they'd be like you'll be

fine you'll be back in like two months
or something or you'll be back in like a

year like just like to do professionally
and we're like no i don't think so but

you keep doing you but yeah

reason we're back is because we like you
a lot how long how long

were you guys filming when you came like
you started doing video shoots for

companies and stuff um i'd say a year we
had well because you guys were it was

may 2020 so like how how old were you
guys when you started 18 16 right

Definitely, definitely.

Yeah, you guys were 18.

And I booked you guys, like, probably
three or four times or something.

Yeah. You guys were, like, amazing. It
was nice.

That was really cool.

We started in May 2020, or March was
when we, like, got in touch with the

agents, but we didn't have our first
shoot until May.

I thought it was April.

Maybe, like...

end of april like towards the end of
april going into may because we went to

arizona for um this site and we were
there for multiple days so

around then and then we quit not a year
like 2021 in

february so not a full year but
basically around there

You're waiting for me to say something?
Is that why you're looking at me? Yeah.

I can't be the only one who talks.

You know, I gotta... It's just fun to
listen to.

Yeah, it is.

I like hearing my voice, too.

So, what was, like... So, like, I mean,
Hazel, you're... Because you're kind of,

like, bi, right?

Yeah. So, we make a joke that, like,
I'm...

I don't know if it is a joke, but I'm
predominantly straight.

But Jade is the only exception.

But I think women are pretty.

Don't get me wrong.

I just, I don't know.

I usually go for men.

It's like a weird, like, I love women
and they're perfect relationship

They're usually really good relationship
material.

And then, but I guess I'm not like.

sexually attracted to women it has to be
like exceptions but i think they're

very pretty and i don't mind like all of
my relationships have been women when

did you guys out when did you guys like
meet and start like kind of like you

were friends first right yeah and then
and then jade so like jade like It was

like, you know, Remy Johnson, she
changed it to Jade now. So if anybody's

confused out there. Anybody at home?

That looks like that one person.

Yeah, so she's Remy and now Jade.

Yeah.

like what like 26 it's 17 or 17 like
november so i'd say it's

2016 because i was dating a person at
the time and then or i i had a thing

on with the person at the time and then
you ended up dating them um what

oh okay and so the person was still
pretty

like Not over me. So I've seen them over
the weekend or whatever and Yeah,

so predominantly

sexual interactions just men

So it would be at first school, then
work or Tinder.

I wish.

That's really bad, though. You can't do
that.

That's a no -no for the teacher.

But nice idea.

Nice idea.

I hear that's what a lot of them do.

Go back in.

having sex with students yeah no so it
was just like other students there a

little bit older whatever then it was
work and then it was like tinder for a

while and then it was like uh sugar
daddies okay so and then i started

jade so everything was like okay no more
i guess so you guys have been dating

how long three years it's about to be
three years that's what we know and

you girls are 20 now Yeah.

Yeah.

You're turning 21 in like 10 days.

And I'm turning 21 in December. So like
six more months.

Yeah. She's a baby.

I am a baby. Don't be so aggressive.

I'm holding.

It needs to be this hand.

It's all sweaty.

It's like the condensation in the room
won't let me hold your feet.

No!

Okay, okay. Your fingers are just too
big.

But, yeah, we had known each other, so
that was the first time we had met.

I think I told the lady, or the girl
that I was dating at the time, I was

bro, you're crazy, and I pulled her to
her face.

And she went ballistic.

Like, she went fucking foaming at the
mouth. She's gonna know you're talking

about her when she watches this video.
She's not gonna watch this!

She is. I hope she doesn't.

Bro, that'd be weird. We're gonna post
this on YouTube.

I hope.

She doesn't seem like the person who
was, like, I don't know. I don't know.

But, um, they were dating at the time,
so then...

She went up to me and started yelling at
me. I don't remember any of this. She's

scared if I yelled at her, but I don't
remember any. It was, it was, because

introduced yourself as you, and so I was
just like, okay then, so I know who it

is. But, um, so the person I was dating
at the time would yell at

me a lot.

Did she beat you?

No.

No? Nah.

She, like, slapped me a little bit, but
it wasn't like...

I don't beat her.

Only when she asks for it.

Only when I ask for it. There's a key.

So I learned to like zone out people
when they yell at me or whatever.

So they're yelling at me and I started
zoning out. And they're like, are you

even listening?

I was like, huh? Me?

Yeah. I don't. I know you don't
remember.

I know you don't remember.

It's okay.

I can remember in the hallway and
everything. And then I just like walked

afterward.

Like, you finish yelling at me, and
you're like, oh, that's all I had to

you. And I was like, okay.

And I walked off with the rest of my
friends. I just remember her going and

being, like, obsessed with you while she
was dating me. And then she went at the

end of the convention and yelled at you
and then was like, I love you. Bye. And,

like, stormed off. And I'm sitting there
like,

what did you fuck me for? What did you
fuck me for?

Exactly.

But that was fun.

And then we met again.

But without, like, we had a common
interest show, which is called Voltron,

we were both obsessed with it. And we
both stripped the same pairing.

So we were like, oh. You guys are, like,
anime people.

Yeah, we cosplay.

I was like, look at the boobies. So
pretty.

I call it strawberry milk.

Or my little strawberry milk.

So, Jade, like, you never, like, dated
guys or anything?

In middle school, there was this guy,
and then we dated because he was a

boy, and I went to... He had kind of,
like, long hair.

The Justin Bieber haircut? Yeah, he had
the Justin Bieber haircut, and when he

wears a hat, like, the ends would flip
up.

That's what I remember all the skater
boys looking like that.

And then he tried to, like, he tried to
have sex with me when I was, like, 11

years old in my bed.

at my house and i was like goodbye and
that was that i never dated a guy again

yeah i did date someone i don't really
count it though i don't count it because

they were in england and it was
literally only on the internet situation

like a great yeah he was like 25 and i
was like 16.

let's go guys yeah he was like you're so
beautiful baby take pictures for me.

And I was like, my mom said I'm not
allowed to do that.

So I didn't.

Let's go.

Good shit, good shit, let's go.

Not promoting anything.

But yeah, after that it was just like,
uh, trans people now.

Oh, oh yeah.

I don't, my brain.

They're a little special.

I also met them when they were always
dating someone.

Bro, I can remember going to their house
on one particular instance.

And my best friend, we all know each
other. We all knew each other a while

So they can testify to whatever we were
hanging out with them. They literally

have their partner. I dated a lot of
obsessive people, okay? They wanted to

on FaceTime 24 -7. They have their
partner in the fucking corner of the

the phone, on FaceTime. And they would
like talk all the time. And we'd just be

like sitting in the corner like...

We came out, we came to hang out, like.

That's kind of crazy.

Yeah, I was a shitty friend, bro.

I'm crazy.

No, you weren't.

No, you weren't!

But yeah, you don't get away with that
because we literally live with each

other.

Even in many ways.

I wouldn't face her on the phone.

I'm horrible at phone stuff.

I can't really text. If you don't call,
like, I'd be like, okay, bye baby, I

gotta go.

Like, every, every, like, two minutes.

So, like, because, like, Hazel, you're
like the, you're like the, the bottom,

right? Yeah. You're like the bottom.

Pillow princess.

Yeah. And you're like the, you're like
the bush.

Yeah, you can say that. No, not a
lumberjack.

I'm not that strong.

Stop.

When you guys, like, when you guys kind
of normally have sex, like, do you just,

like... Because, I mean, like, I think
that normally, like, lesbians, like,

just scissor each other, right?

That's what they do.

Absolutely not.

No. Lesbian actually scissors.

I don't think no like stop it No, like
um couples scissors. I

don't I don't it's not enjoyable like
that. It's mostly for cameras for sure.

I was lesbian I would do that. You
would? Yeah.

You can try it.

You can try it. You can scissor.

But it's like it's like weird.

Do you guys normally use like a strap on
or no?

The strap -on's, like, a lot of work. I
give you guys props.

The dicks are hard to swing, bro. The
dicks are hard to swing. I told you it

attached to my body. I wouldn't have to
worry about the harness falling down all

the time, though.

The harness falls down, like, it's in an
awkward position. You just hold it in

your hand, and you just... If you're,
like, sometimes I get really horny, and

I'll ask for the strap -on then, because
it feels better. It's, like, a closer

kind of experience than just kind of...

Fucking each other with the dildo? With
the strap on?

You're like, what do you guys like?

You're like, make it out.

Oh, I really, yeah, I like kissing. She
says, yeah.

You're trying to take it off.

Yeah, take it off.

With my toes.

Okay, now you gotta get it all the way
off with your toes then.

With my toes!

There you go.

Be sweet.

What's wrong?

Don't be nervous.

I always know this.

Come on, kiss me like you love me.

You

want

to hold me instead?

Yeah. You're warming me up, too. Yeah,
your hands are really cold.

You gotta kiss me like... I was kissing
you properly.

I was just giving you gentle kisses.

This is very bossy.

Yeah. Isn't that usually not this bossy?
Oh, I'm bossy. She just doesn't listen.

Damn, not a good girl. I'm an honorary
lesbian, so that's why I get to...

Because you're a lesbian?

Yeah, we gave him a stamp.

He's got a bracelet.

He's got a badge.

Yeah, he's got the special badges, too.

You got the pretty boobs.

What do you mean?

They're both pretty.

They look very nice.

So now you're kind of like...

Throw Hazel down. Oh, I'm not that
strong.

Like, finger her and stuff?

Yeah, she, I, I don't know. She, she's
just, that sounds bad. She's easy.

You can just grab her by her throat and
spit on her and she'd be

like, well, you don't spit on me though.
I just don't like spit, but.

with a little bit more rougher behavior
because they're they're like very gentle

I want to make sure you're okay and I'm
like just spit on me yeah consent

even though I've consented this whole
time but

they're not they're not rough not rough
enough

apparently yeah

You want to take it off? Yeah.

What?

I wanted to take it off.

I don't know.

Yeah. I'm going to beat you up.

Oh, are you? She's like, is that a
promise?

I'm going to go this way.

Why are you still wearing clothes?

For real? What?

Okay. I'm gonna be just heads up shy and
nervous.

So like, Jay, so like when you guys both
came, like, because you

came to Florida first, right? The very
first ones we did was in

Arizona.

Okay. And then literally like the next
day. Did you guys both do like separate?

First things are good together. It was
separate the very first time and they

lucky because they literally got like
actual virgin like on camera.

Oh yeah, you were.

A lot of people, I had never and the
first time was literally on camera and

were like, a lot of people are like, was
she actually a virgin? Yes, yes, she

was a virgin.

You could see like I was uncomfortable
in the video.

So, like, what'd you, I mean, like,
what'd you, what'd you, what'd you think

that? You're just kind of like.

Well, they were, they were a little
awkward. The middle talent was a little

awkward.

He's kind of just like.

He's like afraid to touch a girl. He's
like.

It's okay.

Yeah.

You've never touched a girl before in
your life?

But yeah, they're really sweet.

I really like Arizona.

But they shoot only first -timers, so
never can shoot with them after you

that first thing. Also, if you've done
any other shoots, you can't shoot with

them. So they're a very unique company.

Yeah.

But that was cool.

Although I do say they set up the
expectations too high for everything

They told us. They told us it wasn't
like that everywhere else. But we were

like, it'll be fine.

Oh, because they were really cool and
stuff?

They were really cool. They paid for our
food, paid for our flights, paid for

the hotel that we were staying in, gave
us extra money to go to eat.

They're crazy.

That's how they get you.

Yes!

Bro, you dip your toes in a little bit,
you can't go.

It's crazy.

Because, like, and then how, when we
shot together the first time, how long

you think, like, like, I mean, I've seen
you in front of people. Before that?

Yeah, like a week or two or something,
right?

Was it the first time we came out? The
first time we came out, we shot with

I think we had only done, like,
probably, like, three or four shoots,

and then came to you.

Yeah.

It's like, our agent does this thing
where I'll send you, like,

Bad companies and they'll be like, oh my
friend Alex and that like reels you in

again So you're like well, maybe there
are good people out there And then they

send you back to the bad companies again

It's like when yeah,

because like when you know your agent
told me about you guys and see the

pictures or whatever They're like, oh
you guys are like girlfriends.

I was like, that's fake

I was like, you guys are both hot, so I
don't want to shoot you.

But I was like, that's fake, whatever.

And then when I met you guys, I was just
so like, why aren't you guys all, you

know what I mean? I was like, oh, you're
like real girlfriends and like, you

have personalities together and like, it
was really cool.

Thank you.

And I could tell like, you know what I
mean? Like, Jade, like how you were

really like, not experienced with a guy
yeah i mean and like but it but it

wasn't like i think i was kind of like
worried about how it was gonna but it

still feeling really hot on camera and
like you're still like sweet and like

kind of like but like genuine about you
know the fucking thing i was really good

thank you those are like the only scenes
i enjoyed when people ask me like

they're like what scene should i watch
that you enjoyed the most and i'm like

you could literally just watch any of
our videos

The rest of them I probably didn't like.

Yeah, because all the scenes we did
together, I think, you know, all of them

were really, really cool.

Yeah.

I'm just remembering everything. I don't
know, because it seems like, you know,

I'm having a great time.

Honestly,

we wouldn't be here if we didn't.

Jade, to you, it's kind of almost just
like... if you're comfortable with me

like it's kind of like you're just kind
of like it's cool i think it's not

something like i told her once i was
like i was like we should just fly to

florida and alex is really nice and i
would have sex with him for free for fun

and she was like no i'm scared like
that's weird like what if he thinks

weirdo and i'm like oh because there's a
like a fine i guess fine line or

whatever between like most of the uh

we do this again for like uh it's
professional and whatnot and i know it's

professional for a lot of people but
then i was introducing you for fun yeah

this would be introducing and trying to
like cross that line and i don't know a

lot of people don't want to keep it
strictly professional and whatnot so i'm

just like i don't so yeah i was just
like i

get nervous

I get nervous with that stuff.

That kind of makes sense to me, though,
that, like, you're just, like,

comfortable with me. You know what I
mean? It's, like, cool that you're just,

like, normally just in the girl.

It's like how she says I'm the exception
for her for, like, women.

It's like you're the exception for guys.

Yeah.

You've got the badge of honor.

The lesbian badge of honor.

Yes.

But yeah, we genuinely mean it's like
you are nice.

We really enjoyed the time with you when
we were there. You were very genuine.

It was nice to talk to you. Like it felt
like a real human being and it felt

really nice.

Yeah,

I try to do that.

Yeah. I mean, like, so I mean, there's
like some of the other.

Like companies, I mean like what like
talk shit about them for 30

minutes.

There's so much.

Yeah, because it's like for me, because
I worked for some, you know, like bigger

companies like years ago, starting off
and then like experience around the

industry, knowing girls and stuff like a
lot of companies, they're more like

mainstream kind of bigger brand.

It's like their shoots just seem like.

Extra. It's like so much.

And a lot of times they're like, what,
eight hours, ten hours?

Like, you get there, like, what's like
the average shoot for someone? You get

there at like, what, 8 a .m., 9 a .m.?
We get a name company?

I mean, what?

Well, you don't want to slander nobody.
No, don't say names. Yeah, we shouldn't.

Yeah, no.

But if you, if he's like this.

There's a bunch of people, and they're
well -known in the industry for having

bad shoots.

It's long days. Our experience with that
company was just always the worst for

some reason.

I'm sure people could watch, and they
could be like, oh, they're saying this

that, and they'll know. You guys know.

They'll know.

You're there for 13 hours a day.

Well, I think that was, like, very few
occasions. I don't know if other people

had that, like, thing. I've heard other
people talk shit on Twitter about them.

So, I know it's not a single person
experience.

We had a couple days where it was, like,
12, 13 -hour shoot days. They'd shoot

for 13 hours, and then they'd say, okay.

they wouldn't finish the scene and we
have to come back the next morning to

complete it. That was one of the kickers
was there was one particular day where

we were there till like literally
morning and night and then we didn't

like we had there from six in the
morning we needed like two more

What happened at 8 at night where they
would, like, pack it up?

They just kept... Oh, no, what happened
at night was the person, the owner of

the house, had, like, his daughters
coming home.

So he was like, you guys need to leave.

He was like, you guys need to leave.

So his kids were coming home and they
were like, yeah, you gotta leave by,

8 or 9 o 'clock. And you guys were,
like, still just, like, mid -fucking?

Yeah. Was that both of you guys?

Yeah. And then you were...

Two guys and then us.

And then, yeah, it was just long.

And was that with, what's his name, the
blonde one?

Yeah, but. He couldn't keep it up. He
couldn't stay hard.

He had just worked too much. Well, I
think he was known for his talent.

So there was that.

But, like, he couldn't pop because he
had, like, popped a shit ton.

I think we were sitting there for two
hours once. We were just waiting for him

to get hard, and that was that. What was
he doing to get hard? I don't know.

Maybe he was trying to jack off.

So I remember... I remember specifically
where he

couldn't pop, so the director called it,
okay, let's have a moment. He's going

to go to the bathroom, try to get it up,
or try to get ready to...

Like, get close to come. Oh, I know what
you're talking about. Get close to

come. And we were like 20 minutes past
five.

Knock, knock. Are you okay?

Yeah, I gotta focus. I gotta focus.

Okay, no, you gotta stay right there.

20 more minutes.

Knock, knock.

You okay?

Yeah, I'm getting there. I'm getting
there.

He comes running up the stairs.

And he's like, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna
go. You guys need to start recording.

And so they start recording.

Turn on all of the cameras. They're
like, get into position.

So we had to, like, kneel really quick.

And he, like, swoops in. And they're
like, okay. And he's like, and it

like, a big pop shot.

It was, like, small dribbles.

Small dribbles. And I was just like, ah.

And it wasn't even how they liked it. It
took, like, an hour and a half. for him

to get ready to pop and then after that
they put him on the director put him on

the no list because apparently he had
some other big problems with past shoots

and they're like that was the final
straw and it's normal for people to get

sweaty but he would his whole body was
just wet and they had me do it oh they

had me do a scene where i was like
having to do a lot of hope yeah i had to

the reverse cowgirl and they're like put
your hands on his chest and i'm like

going like this slipping on him

It was wild. It was so not fun.

I'm like, man, I've been here for six
hours.

I'm done.

And the guys probably wonder, you know,
you don't get 10 hours, 12, 13 hours.

What the fuck are you doing?

Because it's not like that much sex is
going on. No, it's probably in the

13 -minute of...

Yeah, 15 -hour minutes of actual
shooting. So it's the pictures and then

changing lighting. They changed the
lighting so much. All the time. Trying

get the right light and whatnot.

And the PA's arguing with the director
and then the male talent not wanting to

listen to the director and figuring with
him.

Because they were all, like, close
friends, but, like, they didn't really

with each other. Like, they just were
friends.

And so they finally work together and
they're...

personalities are clashing and they want
to back down because they knew like it

was weird, but a lot of it is pictures
and after you do

pictures like break down each position,
change lighting.

With that particular company, they like
to change locations a lot, so it was

like, okay, we're having a five -minute
scene at the door, and so they have to

set up all the lighting and then the
door, and then it's like, well, okay,

now it's going to be this couch over
here, and it'd be the couch, and cool,

then for the one that we had, too, and
then...

so one scene was downstairs and one
scene was upstairs and then we like both

joined upstairs and it was they wanted
like a part it was like literally

probably five seconds of the video but
it took like an hour to shoot and it was

like us sitting on the stairs like
laughing or something and it was like

then they made us run up the stairs like

i guess the angles and changing a lot of
locations and then having to get the

light for that location and then stills
and then the actual video it was crazy

yeah because like most of my shoots are
like like three four hours from start to

finish yeah yours are like it's not like
you're bored the whole time you're

having fun yeah i usually film like a
couple things and like it's you know you

kind of figure out stuff and start
filming and you know 45 minutes

or an hour or something and then like
film one thing take a little break film

the second thing and then that's it I
just can't to me like filming for more

than like three hours four hours it's
like I don't want to be on set that long

I'm like yeah you're like I got more
important I I used to I used to shoot

companies that were like all day and all
like early on so I knew like I was like

I don't want to film like that I wanted
to hear you kind of like talk out and

explain to the viewers kind of what's
up.

It's a mess. It's crazy. A lot of
companies do. It's a fucking mess.

And it's just Florida.

For the most part, it's just Florida.
But a lot of LA is better. I thought

LA though was like just the same kind
of, or like even worse though, I

We don't have a lot of experience in LA.
We probably did like maybe four or five

shoots in LA. So it's not like we had a
lot. It's just every time we had a

shoot, it just ended up being a good
shoot.

Um, in LA for the most part. The only
time it was a bad shoot was, there was

it was a BJ scene.

It was, uh, fairly quickly, but the
person hadn't gotten their test yet.

And it was like, I was already on set
and the male talent still hadn't gotten

their test.

Um, the male talent was doubling as the
producer, the director, the producer.

And so they're like, I'm going to wait
until my, my, um, my test coming, which.

Obviously, nice responsible thing to do.
But it wasn't coming in.

And then finally, like, this was
supposed to be a morning shoot. It was

to be, like, 10 a .m. call time. But
then it got pushed to, like, noon call

time. And we didn't get the test until,
like, 3.

So I was sitting there the whole time,
like, doing nothing, essentially,

down, like, talking to a producer.

And we finally got to the scene. It was,
like, it was okay. It wasn't too long.

But, um...

We had to catch a bus.

This was our last day in LA.

So we had to get back home at a certain
time.

And so just having this whole thing like
drag on, it was cutting it very close.

So we finally finished, went back to get
our, get my stuff and then

zoomed to where we had to go. And we
missed the bus by like 10 minutes.

So then we were stuck.

In LA, where we didn't have really much
of a place to stay, and we had to get

home for something, and it was just like
$200 lost, which doesn't seem like a

lot of money, but the shoot I think was
like $500 or whatever.

So it was bad, and then we just ended up
being super stressed out

and whatnot, so we just took a plane
home, and basically that shoot was just

eaten up by that cost.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm right here everything whoo

you

I'm

gonna

warm

What's wrong?

I want to put my hands on you. On my
butt?

Yeah. I've got like a hundred places to
warm it up. You choose my butt?

Okay. You're going to go to my coochie
then? Yeah.

Are you that flexible?

Nothing?

You mad I'm not reacting?

What is she doing again?

I'm targeting her clit.

You're trying to abuse her clit? She's
trying to abuse it. Gotta give it some

time.

like that's what makes it fun

i was like

i'm like you want to come on the bed
that was fine where

i was at

You were telling us, uh, we went to
Exotica last night. Uh -huh. Very

porn convention thing.

We just kind of wandered around. Yeah,
just for a couple minutes.

But you were telling us that you ladies
had some fun experiences at anime

conventions.

Yeah. You said that everybody at anime
conventions, everybody is very beautiful

and smells amazing.

Oh, no.

Definitely.

No, they just don't know how to...
There's some hygiene issues.

Hygiene, yeah. They don't know how to
hygiene.

Which, like, I thought was just, like, a
meme, but, like... No, it's true.

It's true. It is definitely true.

You guys gotta get showers.

Or don't. Friday was okay, but Saturday,
Sunday, and Monday wasn't bad. Like,

Saturday, everyone was kicking, bro.

You'd, like, go into... It was bad.
You'd go start walking, and you'd get,

a whiff of, like, really musky body
odor, and I'm like... Oh, fuck. Keep

like that. It was not... It was not it.

That's... Well, see, you're supposed to
be attracted to their natural pheromones

like that. They're supposed to turn you
on.

No.

Not always,

but...

Sweat and stuff I could I think when we
started dating I was really I feel like

you got out like with that is like
that's true But it's like you got to be

into the person look like if you're
smelling somebody that like you don't

it's hot During the start of our

relationship I was really into like
sweat and in armpits and I'd be like,

put on deodorant, don't put on
deodorant. And I'd like sniff her a lot.

But, yeah.

I still am, but not as much

as before.

Not sure if the angle is right.

My leg's cramping.

You gotta move me around!

Oh.

I can't move me around.

Oh, you don't need anything, baby.
You're okay.

Good girl.

Good girl.

Ha ha.

Can I do it?

Thank you.

Why don't you lie down right next to
her?

You really wet too.

You

remember?

Yeah. You remember it not?

Nah, I'm being super tight.

Get in there.

Get in there.

Sorry. It's been a minute.

I don't really fuck her like that.

Bye.

Taking it so well.

Yeah.

You look so pretty right now.

Good.

Good girl.

Mm -hmm.

I'm doing it all by myself. Yeah, it
feels good.

You're gonna mark me.

Sorry.

Wow.

um um

Good girl.

No,

no, no. Let me just stand with your
legs.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I have a favorite dildo that's kind of
the size and I can deep throw all of it.

So I want to see if I can but it's
probably going to take me a little bit

work up there.

Probably going to have to work up to it.

It's really nice.

Okay, that's not true.

Right.

You can

sit back.

It just doesn't...

My mouth too, you've got flour
everywhere.

I think he kind of... You're good.

That's really good.

Good job.

You look so pretty.

Give her some kisses.

Thank you.

Girl.

Can you see it like that?

It's okay.

It's okay.

It tastes good.

It tastes better than last time?

Yeah. I thought it's probably a little
better.

I'm slightly healthier than probably
last time.

It tastes like nothing. Bro, I literally
thought I was going to gag. No offense.

No offense, but I've never had cum that
tasted good.

You're gonna eat it off me? Yeah, it
tastes...

Don't

lick my face.

I forgot.

There's some cum all over my face.

That was great.

Yeah. I'm so glad you came out to visit.
Yeah. Yeah.

We're going to film a bunch more cool
stuff.

Yes, we are.

I'm excited.

I'm excited.

She was nervous. Now she's excited.
Yeah.

So what is the

what your girl's plan is for us like
you're filming some stuff with me and

i'm just gonna go back out and just live
a normal life go back to living normal

lives so we're for the most part normal
people we're probably gonna go back and

then go back to our jobs that pay like
300 dollars every two weeks

bro which time is that minimum wage

They take like 300 in taxes though.

On a good bi -weekly, it's 600.

Damn.

Is this like restaurant stuff?

Yeah, it's like third.

You guys gotta get good tips, right?

No. Surprisingly, everything is now tip
pools.

So you don't earn your own tips, you
have to split with everyone in the

restaurant. So now you only get a
percentage of your tips.

Instead of, like, you hosting the table
and then you get all the tips. Now you

gotta split it with, like, the chefs and
the buster, if there's a buster.

Fuck those guys. They're supposed to be
broke.

They get paid a little bit more.

Like, for a reason.

He eats nice.

Just gonna hug him.

But, um, yeah. I'd say there's that.

Oh, I have help.

That's how I do a lot of my, like,

be able to travel and stuff.

Yeah. But, normal minimum wage jobs.

You guys gotta get full -time internet
jobs.

Something that we can do for you. I'm
working a little, I'm working slowly

towards it.

I'm working slowly towards it. As I
said, cool, 10 ,000, I'm chillin'. I can

provide for both of us with that. And we
can just chill.

It also depends, though, if we, like,
move somewhere expensive or cheap.

Hmm. That definitely depends. It'd take
a lot of money if we go live with me and

Zach in Washington.

Yeah. Our friend just moved to a little
place.

Oh.

Lightning.

Our friend just moved to a little place
in Washington because he just finished

aviation school, and they're paying him,
like, $30 an hour, which is really

good, and then they paid him a
relocation bonus, and then a, um, They

all.

So they paid for relocation, and then
they gave him a signing bonus.

And they give him a stipulation, like a
credit every month for rent and food.

Oh, wow. So he's good. He's good.

They invited us because they're one of
our best friends.

They invited us to live with them, but
it's in the middle of, like, nowhere.

Like, small town, like, one Walmart.

Very small town. Well, you can come with
us. We're gonna, if this doesn't work

out, we're going to, um, up to Alaska
and we're gonna be crab fishermen or

whatever. Yeah?

Bro, bet.

Alaska's really pretty. You can see the
northern lights there.

Yeah. Yeah.

We're gonna just fall off the boat,
maybe.

Fall off the boat? I think, you know,
maybe you work six months and then you,

like, just get drunk for six months.

That sounds like what Venetia does.

It sounds like a simpler life, to be
honest.

I've thought of going to Mexico.

So my family has houses there. I just
snatched one from my dad.

And you can live very comfortably off a
grand in Mexico.

Like a grand a month?

Yeah.

It's crazy.

You can live pretty decent for a grand.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like rent and food and everything?

Yeah. So we go out for a month every
year, usually.

So this past December, we went for six
weeks instead of a month. And we were in

a little rural town.

There's less than a thousand people in
the village.

Yeah,

it was less than a thousand. It was
nice, though. They have little buses

take us everywhere. But we were staying
there, and both of us took a grand and a

half for those six weeks.

uh it lasted us a long it lasted us a
whole trip and we were going out eating

like to a bunch of places so it was it
was it's nice i love going because it's

also a humbling experience since it's
not really hot water over there and

whatnot so you learn to appreciate what
you have here so that's why i also like

going every month how much do you think
how much do you think i spent a year on

the roots

$200 ,000.

Are you being serious?

No, I'm not. I hope I'm not being
serious.

I don't know. We have to talk to my
accountant. Yeah, we calculated it.

I spend a lot. I'm like an elite diamond
member. Do you need any live -in

chefs? Maybe.

What are you going to cook him?

I'll just make you all Mexican food.
That's my specialty.

I like Mexican food a lot. Yeah. Look.

I didn't even learn how to make the
tortillas from scratch.

He's going to go to Taco Bell and buy
them.

And then he's going to tell me that she
made that and I'll believe her.

I'll know she's doing it too. I'll just
be like, this is very sweet.

No, no, no. I'll make the good shit.

This fucking chalupa you make is just
like everything.

It's just like Taco Bell gravy.

No, no, no, no. I'll make the tortillas
and everything by hand.

Yeah.

i feel like that's the extra like the
the top it off make it good as you make

the tortillas that's fancy yeah like
because i mean like pretty soon like i'm

gonna be i gotta start i gotta start
having some children to to grow my state

and my legacy i want to have like 10 15
kids oh okay okay uh so you can be and

so i mean like i'll probably have like
four or five six wives okay so you guys

can like as long as we all get along
yeah and we're all chilling i

can't tell if you're joking or not i'm
like i'm like nah i'm like nah i'm being

100 % serious

See, we're two wives already off the
option. Like, we can keep

each other company.

Yeah, exactly. We just work perfectly.
We can keep you company.

Like, we're not going to do anything
else with the other girls. Okay.

But you got to, like, you got to have,
like, a few kids.

Like, how many? Well, maybe just one
each. Okay. I can do one. I can do one.

I can do one.

I've heard that some people... Or maybe
one of us takes the sacrifice and does

it too. You.

Me? Yeah.

They'll learn bilingual.

They'll learn Spanish.

I'll teach them Spanish. I'll teach them
sign language.

Let's go.

Three languages. Three languages. Let's
go.

All right, girls. That was awesome.

Yeah. Yeah.

Nice foot. Nice foot.

I think that was a good podcast.

Podcast. Hookup episode.

Mm -hmm.

Definitely. Yeah.

See you tomorrow. See you next time.

For real.

I'll promote the shit out of this, bro.

I'll be like, it was so much fun. You
should go listen to it.

Yeah.

This is my foot now, by the way.

She claimed it.

Claimed it. It's nice to cuddle.