Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: {25}{175}Advertise your product or brand here|contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today {1589}{1651}This way please,|we'll go to the next room. {1655}{1765}There was a painting by Trouillebeut|called "Harem's Servant" {1769}{1817}It was stolen a few weeks ago. {1820}{1887}That's why our director is so upset. {1890}{1970}He is waiting here everyday. {1974}{2043}Hoping there will be miracle. {2048}{2096}The painting will re-appear. {2100}{2155}Please follow me to another room. {2186}{2248}Do you like this painting? {2592}{2626}No, thanks! {2766}{2794}Good. {4338}{4377}Miss, are you alright? {4380}{4423}Does it hurt? Please sit down. {4478}{4540}No Miss, you can't sit on this box. {4545}{4593}There's a very valuable|painting inside. {4598}{4626}MonaLisa? {4630}{4707}No, it's not,|it's a Modigliani portrait. {4796}{4868}Please sit elsewhere,|or I'll get into trouble. {4873}{4995}Miss here, your shoe is fixed. {4998}{5099}There's a very valuable painting. {5101}{5122}Miss please, I'm serious. {5126}{5147}Thanks! {5415}{5442}Bye. {5600}{5648}GiGi. Good morning.|Thanks! {5701}{5809}Today's perfume is fantastic! {5824}{5860}I almost used the whole bottle. {5866}{5966}I'll buy you another at Lafayette! {5979}{6010}Give me a dimsum first. {6039}{6106}Hurry up, time is running out.|What's the hurry? {6110}{6143}Don't interrupt me. {6148}{6210}I'm in no hurry, it's not dark yet. {6342}{6370}GiGi! {6374}{6408}You're just a loafer. {6412}{6462}France is the best place for you.|Yeah! {6467}{6494}Especially French women. {6495}{6565}Yeah! Yeah! {6714}{6747}Do you know what that is? {6751}{6816}Of course! It's naughty Dame! {6819}{6846}Of course not! It's Notre-Dame. {6858}{6901}I really want to get married there. {6929}{7013}With those little boys|and girls along the aisle. {7040}{7134}Throwing morning glories.|Morning glories? {7510}{7558}Close the door, let's go. {8071}{8114}Do you know me?|No. {8119}{8143}No. {8264}{8406}My name is James, thanks. {8439}{8539}I'm a notorious thief,|read tomorrow papers. {9898}{9944}Look at that car! {10066}{10102}Hey! Did you see|what they're doing there? {10106}{10149}Youngsters these days|do anything they want. {11425}{11525}Step on the gas, get closer,|take it. {11535}{11594}Hey, be a pal and help me out?|Remember, the perfume! {11599}{11635}Don't forget to drive in low gear|when you collect me. {11642}{11670}Don't forget.|Sure... {12030}{12051}Go away. {12819}{12910}I don't smell a thing, how come? {13276}{13314}Jeez, the perfume stinks. {13382}{13449}More than a horse's shit!|Oh, the perfume must be expired. {16929}{16998}Hey, what's going on up there? {17395}{17478}Hey, Joe is coming. {17505}{17534}Let's go get him, come on. {17551}{17635}Hey, over here, hurry.|Hey, over here. {17701}{17804}Slow down. {17825}{17841}Almost there. {17844}{17880}Low gear, stupid broad. {17908}{17956}Do you get him?|I got him, I got him. {17963}{17989}Slow down, slow down. {18007}{18115}Well?|Hey, stop, stop the car. {18167}{18255}You goddamn stupid broad. {18326}{18390}Joe, you alright, are you hurt?|painful? {18405}{18433}Yeah, does it hurt? {18437}{18473}Alright enough.|Well? {18479}{18554}How many times did I tell?|Don'tjust drive in low gear. {18559}{18600}Sometimes use the first gear,|sometimes the second. {18601}{18663}You never do what I tell you! {18666}{18713}You're a brainless bimbo. {18716}{18793}I never know how you want it.|I want it off. {18801}{18837}Where are you going?|Water the plant. {18951}{19051}Pardon, excuse me please. {19059}{19124}Hey, you said never start the car|in which gear? {19133}{19215}Drive! Well drive! {19274}{19307}Bye-bye. {19312}{19362}You two will regret this. {19369}{19520}Go on, leave,|I hope you get what you desire. {19670}{19703}Mr. Chu,|do you know {19708}{19768}some of our famous paintings|have been stolen lately, {19783}{19846}we of course welcome those|who come all over the world {19848}{19886}to appreciate our art, {19890}{19940}butjust hope|they don't take them away from us. {19942}{19969}We've done some investigations, {19973}{20007}and we suspect that|the thieves are Chinese, {20011}{20073}from an underground|painting collector. {20228}{20365}You three remember, I raised you. {20385}{20454}I fed you, clothed you.|Now you got to listen to me. {20478}{20523}From now on. {20566}{20621}I'll teach you how to make a living. {20711}{20793}Joe, I'll teach you to be|sharp of eye and quick of hand. {20799}{20847}I'm now in a bus, come here. {20933}{20979}What's the matter? You crazy? {21007}{21057}Nothing, the bus is moving. {21107}{21141}Go over there. {21476}{21507}Goddamn it! {21511}{21562}You'll never learn,|you doesn't worth anything. {21578}{21664}You're crying all the time.|Brings me bad luck. {21673}{21728}No food for you. {22000}{22031}Cherie, let's eat. {22043}{22089}I stained my pants because ofyou. {22115}{22166}I stole food for you.|Eat. {22198}{22238}Go on, eat.|OK. {22249}{22309}You must be hungry, eat up. {22393}{22496}We hope that the Hong Kong police|will cooperate {22502}{22561}with the French lnvestigators|in stopping this crime. {22639}{22674}Cherie, you be the beggar. {22678}{22728}Me again?|Go on... {22735}{22770}Go over there.|OK. {22838}{22890}Uncle, can you|give me some bread please. {22893}{22945}I haven't eaten in days, please. {22947}{22990}Go away, beggar.|Don't bother me. {22996}{23054}Please don't, please.|Go away. {23103}{23127}Hey, you hit me. {23131}{23176}It's not me...|Go {23239}{23261}You still deny it? {23265}{23318}Really, it's not me.|Let's get out of here. {23354}{23387}You stole my bread. {23390}{23411}Hey, let's split. {23414}{23448}You're so young,|who taught you to steal? {23451}{23475}Stop!|Cherie, run! {23480}{23514}You still want to run?|Cherie, come on. {23521}{23566}Those three kids stole my bread,|get them. {23710}{23798}Lady, slow down,|no one will take your bread away. {23805}{23836}We'll keep a look out. {23840}{23895}Lady, is it good?|Very good. {23900}{24013}Take your time, have more. {24035}{24112}Hold it, come back.|It hurts. {24133}{24166}What do you want?|I didn't do anything. {24170}{24208}Don't catch them.|We didn't do anything. {24213}{24287}Don't worry, I won't arrest you. {24319}{24383}Well? You must be starving.|Yeah. {24610}{24660}It's getting cold, get some clothes. {24740}{24793}Thank you, papa. {24818}{24859}When did I become your papa? {24862}{24890}Whenever you gave us food. {24895}{24995}You're the only one|who has been nice to us. {25006}{25051}You're not so bad yourselves. {25079}{25114}Ever think of becoming policemen? {25162}{25193}Talk about it later. {25196}{25242}Don't have to be a policeman|to help people. {25248}{25279}That's right, papa. {25338}{25398}Whenever you're in trouble,|come to me. {25403}{25438}Don't ever steal again. {26031}{26098}How come the painter chose|this lady as model? {26102}{26143}She looks like|having a sprained neck. {26207}{26250}James, come and try the soup. {26254}{26287}It's been boiling for 4 hours. {26352}{26381}Well? {26403}{26460}Why does it taste like canned soup? {26471}{26505}Go to hell. {26884}{26961}Happy birthday to you. {26967}{27036}Happy birthday to you. {27051}{27125}Happy birthday to dear Cherie. {27129}{27174}Happy birthday to you. {27182}{27239}Congratulations, you look gorgeous.|Thanks! {27351}{27389}Today's my birthday,|you do what I say. {27392}{27414}Your birthday|doesn't mean you're the boss. {27418}{27480}After this glass of champagne,|we stop stealing. {27510}{27548}All agreed? {27759}{27798}Hey, blow out the candles. {27823}{27857}Hurry up. {27891}{27922}Hey hey, make a wish first. {27927}{27960}Go on, go. {27963}{28076}OK, I hope after we retire,|we can live in peace. {28084}{28142}Look! That's enough,|blow out the candles! {28216}{28288}Hehe, Snow White, Snow White! {28304}{28333}Let me help you. {28458}{28503}Hey, you're going too far. {28506}{28545}When I make a take,|I go all the way. {28588}{28619}Make her feel better. {28623}{28649}Hey, that includes you too. {28651}{28706}Come on, she listens to you.|This is embarrassing. {29032}{29078}Cherie, Cherie my love. {29115}{29177}Are you really mad at me? {29245}{29324}Look, my Cherie Amour. {29335}{29436}Oval face, slim upper body {29439}{29482}No need to mention the lower part {29494}{29556}I know that you like these words. {29571}{29672}You'll have many children with|your love {29705}{29808}Come... Cherie! {29817}{29899}Ifyou want a romantic love,|I'll give you one {29909}{29957}Ifyou like watching films,|I'll go with you {29960}{30015}Ifyou want to be a star,|I'll make you one {30024}{30079}Many friends of mine are directors {30097}{30227}Don't be afraid, sit here {30243}{30284}We can act right now|for James is here to be our audience {30290}{30441}Let's act as lovers.|I love you, babe {30447}{30514}I love you, babe {30519}{30608}Let's fall in love together.|Let's die together {30612}{30667}You're my true loved one {30742}{30770}Ah, I'm drowning. {30826}{30854}How dare you kick me? {30857}{30898}It's not me, something hit my leg. {30902}{30930}Get me out of here.|Come on. {30936}{30967}I'm freezing. {30970}{31014}Let's go, come on.|It's you. You trick me. {31019}{31093}You play tricks on me with others!|Don't run. {31291}{31327}Joe, where do you want to be {31330}{31361}when you get old? {31363}{31394}Anywhere is fine with me. {31399}{31433}But, how about you? {31458}{31514}Oh, I first want to live|in peace and quiet. {31518}{31551}Iran is peaceful. {31554}{31602}Heaven is pretty peaceful too. {31606}{31632}Assholes. {31847}{31916}We're always on the move. We should|try to find a place to settle down. {31923}{31981}Yeah but that's not the point. {31985}{32054}The Universe is endless,|the Brave are always searching. {32058}{32141}For some happiness,|however fleeting it may be. {32144}{32245}Actually I miss Hong Kong.|I miss wonton noodles. {32249}{32364}And Yuen Long Cakes, Shen Zheng|roast goose, Causeway Bay seafood. {32369}{32427}Sheung Wan's egg cakes.|Also Stanley's jeans. {32434}{32539}Yes, Queen's Rd East,|Queen's Rd West. {32618}{32641}Isn't it gorgeous here?|Yes. {32646}{32675}Let's check it out. {32745}{32800}Brigitte Bardot, Gina Lollobrigida. {32856}{32890}What are you yelling at? {32893}{32960}I just want to check|ifthose two women were here. {32962}{32981}What are you saying? {32983}{33012}Didn't you see the paper? {33014}{33097}They said they always sunbathe here. {33102}{33133}I want their autograph. {33147}{33194}How can they have pens|ifthey're naked? {33199}{33244}Let's go, DOM.|I have one! {33433}{33457}Hi! {33626}{33654}How are you? {33779}{33814}Hello Cherie.|Hello. {33822}{33869}Joe, James, welcome.|How are you? {33882}{33908}Ah, how come? {33946}{33974}How much? {34010}{34037}Half a million. {34058}{34156}Too expensive,|the painting is only worth 400,000. {34182}{34225}He said it's too expensive, 400,000. {34277}{34310}Tell him he's a motherfucker. {34320}{34375}What is he saying?|Go on. {34406}{34552}I want to ask you|"Where's your mother?" {34555}{34598}I want to say hello to her. {34610}{34658}She's fine, thank you very much. {34661}{34690}You are welcome. {34709}{34747}Tell him, not a penny less. {34778}{34852}Half a million, no discount. {34892}{34926}OK, it's a deal. {34930}{34985}Half a million, he agreed.|Great. {35007}{35126}Steal this painting for me,|I gave you 2 million. {35159}{35191}Please translate. Thank you. {35192}{35245}He offered you 2 million|to steal a painting. {35249}{35278}2 million? {35280}{35321}But you both promised|not to steal any more. {35328}{35383}Did I say that?|I don't remember saying that. {35388}{35436}You can't break your promise. {35441}{35496}This painting|is in a castle in Nice. {35499}{35561}There's also a love story|attached to it. {35563}{35618}The lady in the painting|was the painter's lover. {35621}{35681}The painter died soon|after finishing the painting {35685}{35829}and it's haunted by his soul. {35835}{35929}Any self-respecting thief|would be proud to steal it, {35931}{35962}but it's never left the castle. {35966}{36049}Whoever manages it will be famous.|For you it's a challenge. {36054}{36133}Such a long speech, what did he say? {36137}{36166}I don't want to tell you. {36168}{36190}Tell me. {36195}{36229}Tell us. {36264}{36334}He said this painting is evil,|whoever steals it will die. {36396}{36425}So what do we do? {36441}{36477}Well? {36482}{36508}Do it. {36513}{36537}Do it? {36540}{36571}Do it... {36601}{36668}Sorry, we've already retired. {36679}{36718}Is that true? {36729}{36772}He asked ifyou're sure|you can do it. {36779}{36863}Sure, Yeah... {36883}{36945}OK, forget it, I'm really sorry. {36959}{36982}He said we can go now. {36987}{37018}Hey, what about the deposit? {37023}{37054}They will contact us. {37058}{37198}Hey, let's have a drink first.|Why didn't you tell him? {37201}{37302}Bye. I'll kiss you next time.|Please shave. {37330}{37404}Thanks, bye. {37535}{37566}It's working. {37569}{37631}A call from Hong Kong, sir.|Thanks {37674}{37706}Hello, Mr. Chow! {37709}{37819}Hello, Mr. Burton, any problem?|No problem, just do it. {37829}{37855}Very good. {38124}{38162}Cherie, did you see James? {38166}{38195}I don't know where he went. {38197}{38257}His "work" tools have disappeared too,|do you think... {38261}{38287}Shit! {38780}{38809}Please don't go. {38832}{38870}He can't do a thing without me. {38890}{38918}He'll be fine. {38935}{38968}I'm afraid he'll get into trouble. {39054}{39085}I knew you'd do this. {39121}{39164}You two better come back safe|and sound. {39396}{39454}I'm going, you go pack up. {39458}{39553}Remember tomorrow morning 9 o'clock.|Wait for me at Cannes airport. {39559}{39634}Book 3 tickets, 3 tickets, OK! {39680}{39716}And then what? {39732}{39782}Promise me|this will be the last time. {39822}{39867}You're such a pain! {42618}{42644}What are you doing here? {42646}{42674}It takes two to tango. {43110}{43177}Hey, it's too quiet, must be traps. {43190}{43257}Yeah, like lots oftrap-wires|and arrows. {43289}{43320}Let's check it out. {43662}{43690}Nothing. {43847}{43923}Here's the stone gate,|wonder where is the switch? {43946}{44013}For sure it's well hidden. {44036}{44067}What are you saying? {44125}{44214}I don't believe it! They hid|this precious painting here? {44218}{44259}These are all cheap wines! {44307}{44331}The hidden must be the most obvious. {44634}{44678}Hey, how come it's so long? {44851}{44878}Let's go! {45368}{45404}It's you. {45491}{45529}Hey, did you see that? {45760}{45801}Damn, which one? {45969}{46024}Hey, it moved by itself. {46053}{46089}It goes back.|Hurry up. {46563}{46592}What is it? {46690}{46723}What are you doing? {46962}{47018}May not be laser beams|but electricity, yes! {47196}{47239}God, so windy. {47268}{47302}It's for effect! {47510}{47538}Come on. {48122}{48155}Come on. {48289}{48337}Be careful. {48414}{48447}Here.|Come on. {48504}{48542}Come on.|OK. {48772}{48820}Hey, careful, want me to die? {48828}{48857}How come you're so heavy? {48861}{48901}I eat a lot. Pull me up. {48959}{49007}I said pull me up, not down.|Want me to die? {49011}{49059}Hold tight.|Come on. {49098}{49157}Pull me up. {49160}{49218}Don't fart.|Swing harder. {49386}{49417}Harder. {49431}{49464}Did you get it?|Almost. {49588}{49612}Did you touch it? {49614}{49648}Yeah, harder. {49683}{49717}Almost got it. {49807}{49845}Got it. {49859}{49906}Ready.|OK. {49915}{49944}Go.|Let's go. {50194}{50234}Hey. Do you still want your shoes? {50238}{50295}We made it, It's the real thing. {50306}{50359}My blood is all going to my head. {50439}{50487}How come she is staring at me? {50492}{50523}It's your lamp's reflection. {50542}{50563}Right. {50615}{50636}What are you doing? {50640}{50669}Come help me. {50671}{50693}OK. {50697}{50721}Hurry. {50842}{50868}Come on. {51202}{51230}It's quiet here, let's go. {51278}{51312}Looks like a trap to me. {51334}{51413}Strange, so quiet,|how could that be? {51418}{51447}Wait and see. {51511}{51571}OK, here's to our friendship. {51614}{51645}There's no need for words. {51648}{51744}No, I mean that wine|is made up of preserved grapes. {51784}{51832}Everyone is drunk, I alone am lucid. {51917}{51950}Wow, Surat guy (Superior intellect) {52094}{52142}Hey, over here!|I see it. {52999}{53033}Come on. {53095}{53114}I'll check it for you. {53119}{53155}You better!|Of course. {53251}{53304}Hey, watch your ass.|I got a big one. {53594}{53616}There's one more. {53619}{53701}Easyjob, cheers. {53770}{53791}Cheers. {53838}{53876}How old are you? {53894}{53926}You should be older. {53934}{53967}See who's better? {53970}{54009}Come on... {54403}{54437}Hurry up.|Alright. {54462}{54545}Get them, don't let them escape. {54596}{54625}Quick get in. {54765}{54794}You alright? {55173}{55211}Lucky the bullet isn't in too deep. {55263}{55296}Raise your arm. {55325}{55356}Higher. {55384}{55466}Move your finger, make a fist. {55523}{55581}No big deal, you'll make it. {55651}{55716}I warned you not to try it alone. {55719}{55779}You had to try, look at you now. {55865}{55906}I didn't do it for the French man. {55909}{55954}Don't be so superior,|you're no artist. {55959}{55992}I know that. {56098}{56133}I did it for Cherie. {56204}{56245}Ifyou did it for Cherie,|you did it for yourself. {56249}{56275}Ifyou did it for yourself,|you did it for me. {56279}{56305}Ifyou did it for me,|you did it for us all. {56310}{56341}What are you talking about? {56415}{56482}You treat friends|better than the woman you love. {56494}{56558}No, I treat them both the same. {56563}{56623}Same? Say what? Are you sure? {56626}{56654}You're saying I'm not. {56658}{56711}You treat her like an object. {56733}{56790}Sometimes good, sometimes bad. {56812}{56853}You call that treating her right? {56911}{56952}Do you know I'm jealous ofyou? {57001}{57049}Did you ever think of her? {57066}{57098}Did you? {57296}{57368}Ifyou think of someone else,|you lose yourself. {57382}{57413}You both know how I am. {57417}{57484}I like to be footloose|and carefree. {57520}{57587}Who says I'll spend the rest|of my life with her? {57594}{57664}If I like a flower,|I don't have to pick it. {57682}{57757}If I like the wind,|I don't need to bag it. {57768}{57830}If I like a cloud|I don't need to hold it. {57835}{57854}If I like the sea, I don't... {57859}{57900}What are you talking about?|I am talking about humans. {57903}{57941}What's that about wind,|flowers, clouds... {57944}{57985}I was talking about women. {58012}{58062}Women need to be loved,|and cared for {58070}{58125}I know after marriage,|no more freedom of Democracy. {58130}{58218}All I want are... flings! {58223}{58245}Did you ever hear that? {58249}{58297}A fling is not forever. {58353}{58389}Hey, do you know you're bleeding? {58392}{58433}Do you know you're wounded? {58435}{58481}So what?|Are you finished? {58500}{58538}Well?|That's it. {58544}{58566}Really? {59915}{59967}Are you feeling better? {60005}{60072}Ifyou're alright, let's go.|Cherie's waiting at the airport. {61175}{61245}Kill them,|get the painting whatever it takes. {62117}{62229}James, take the painting,|don't wait for me. {62265}{62315}Tell Cherie I'll look for her. {64218}{64275}I'll hold them off,|go to the airport. {64295}{64319}OK. {64378}{64436}Boss, we'll get them at the pier. {64689}{64720}Damn it! {67394}{67420}James. {67851}{67882}Damn you. {68695}{68726}James. {68931}{69014}Did you do it? Where's Joe?|Where is he? {69049}{69123}James, look at me, what happened? {69226}{69259}Huh, what 's this? {69271}{69307}We had some problems. {69349}{69397}I'll go look for him.|No, he's dead. {69411}{69447}Let's go. {69456}{69497}I want to find him.|Come on. {72994}{73049}Beautiful... This is art. {73087}{73118}Your money. {73125}{73166}We're two of a kind. {73184}{73239}We both love the money, good work. {73243}{73267}Thanks. {73271}{73302}Would you like to see|the Hong Kong by night? {73307}{73336}Sure, sure. {73391}{73426}Yeah! {73474}{73501}Someone will show you around. {73503}{73558}Yeah! My pleasure {73591}{73646}I heard that the crime problem|in H.K. is very serious. {74418}{74528}Dad, dad! {74554}{74616}Joe, you are still alive. {74725}{74756}Your leg... {74759}{74828}I am lucky,|the explosion hasn't ended my life. {74838}{74931}It's all dad's fault,|it must be the French man. {74937}{74973}I'll get him. {75004}{75076}Your brother used to be the best|in his field. {75102}{75193}Joe, come and ski with me some time. {75197}{75225}Ifyou still can. {75235}{75314}Dad, I hope you'll think of me {75332}{75370}for old times sake. {75396}{75442}I'm useless now. {75445}{75531}Think of me as charity,|give me a boost. {75558}{75657}Joe, you know dad is pained {75686}{75746}to see you like this. {75755}{75800}But how do you want me|to help you out? {76136}{76191}Joe, are you OK?|Son, are you alright? {76198}{76255}You bastard, I'll sue you. {76289}{76320}Hey, don't talk nonsense. {76323}{76373}Ifyou must sue, sue the staircase,|it's what hurt you. {76377}{76403}What? {76406}{76446}Stop yelling. {76453}{76505}He's got nothing to do with it,|it's my fault. {76508}{76544}You're still protecting him? {76547}{76629}Buy him a new wheelchair. {76647}{76676}I'm leaving. {76961}{77004}Hey, how can you eat so much? {77009}{77057}So you can cook for yourself|when I'm not there. {77272}{77310}Kick them over there. {77313}{77342}Come on, help. {77379}{77425}This is embarrassing.|Never mind them. {77835}{77866}Let's go. {77991}{78031}Hey, I'm busy, you go back first! {78039}{78077}Hurry back, I'll cook for you. {78081}{78109}Do you have money?|Yeah {79303}{79353}Hi. James, Cherie. {79362}{79394}Dad. {79407}{79436}Hey, what happened to your hand? {79438}{79467}Oh, nothing really. {79470}{79525}Cherie, why are you so thin?|Not really. {79531}{79571}Doesn't James feed you well?|Of course he does. {79581}{79665}James, you said you wanted|to pay me back. {79667}{79698}What do you mean? {79702}{79750}Steal me that painting.|What painting? {79775}{79881}Come on, follow me, come on. {80224}{80255}How come the painting is here? {80259}{80286}You don't need to know. {80289}{80356}It disappeared for 2 years,|the price tripled. {80359}{80460}If it stayed losing 2 more years,|how much will it be worth then? {80480}{80530}I'll take it to the auction later. {80537}{80580}With Joe, it would be easy. {80586}{80627}Pity he lost his legs. {80677}{80722}Doesn't he die? {80774}{80850}James saw him, didn't he mention it? {81397}{81426}Papa. {82155}{82249}Somebody's looking for me? Outside? {82691}{82720}Joe. {82966}{82999}How are you? {83095}{83181}You used to travel a lot,|do you miss it? {83188}{83214}Nothing's different. {83238}{83297}I still travel, but around here. {83301}{83395}My trips are smaller, quieter. {83410}{83472}But it's a lot more peaceful. {83517}{83550}I'll take you around. {83714}{83793}Never mind,|my legs don't feel a thing. {83831}{83855}Come on. {83993}{84077}This is where I work,|in front is my observatory. {84095}{84145}This is my latest computer. {84150}{84189}Whenever I can|I play computer games. {84227}{84258}This is my guest room. {84307}{84389}This is my newest painting,|I call it "Bud's Paradise". {84412}{84479}This is my newest partner, Bobo. {84483}{84523}Bobo, say Hello. {84590}{84667}This wall painting took me 3 months,|do you like it? {84694}{84738}I still exercise a lot. {84823}{84938}This side is my Botanical Garden.|The other side is my zoo. {84942}{84977}All the birds are from South Africa. {84981}{85034}The one sitting there|looking serious is my benefactor. {85039}{85079}He's like a father to me. {85159}{85190}Bye. {85318}{85365}Come on, I'll show you the kitchen. {85420}{85530}No need,|I just came to ask you a favor. {85550}{85583}What is it? {85586}{85627}I want you to help James. {85633}{85666}What's wrong with James? {85710}{85748}He promised Dad. {85785}{85869}He would steal him|the painting again. {85946}{85991}I'm afraid|he'll get into trouble again. {86097}{86133}Please help him. {86190}{86245}You two always work together. {86282}{86322}I want to help, {86342}{86383}but does he want to be helped? {86396}{86499}I knew you would, I'm leaving. {86719}{86753}Bye... {86759}{86924}Cherie. Mou Amour.|Come on, Cherie Mou Amour. {86959}{87047}He's depressed, his girl friend|eloped with a vulture. {87054}{87093}He almost killed himself. {87154}{87242}You haven't changed at all. {87438}{87495}Bobo, ifyou want to sleep,|then go to sleep. {87514}{87566}I'm heart-broken, don't you know? {87610}{87655}Sold for 1.5 million. {87658}{87696}Mr. Hamupton, for 1.5 million. {87700}{87753}Gets this Ming bottle. {87756}{87785}Congratulations. {87818}{87925}OK! Now we have Tang Camel Statue.|On p.15, no.6. {87930}{87973}The auction's proceeds {87977}{88036}go to the HK Handicapped Association {88039}{88111}I hope you'll all contribute.|Starting price, 500 thousand. {88114}{88183}OK, no long faces,|this is for charity. {88187}{88233}Sir, you can only enter|on invitation. {88235}{88266}Really? Sorry I didn't know. {88270}{88317}Good, 600 thousand, 700 thousand. {88322}{88413}now 700 thousand, 700 thousand...|who says more? {88417}{88515}Mr. Chow, your painting is popular,|it'll sell well. {88522}{88584}I know, but is your security safe? {88589}{88615}I have bought an insurance. {88618}{88743}Of course, your painting is safe|with us. Excuse me {88753}{88793}Alright, who give more than|1.1 million? {88795}{88843}Anyone, anyone? {88846}{88913}1.2 million, 1.3 million... {88917}{89001}Alright, 1.4 million once, {89003}{89037}1.4 million twice... {89055}{89085}On the far side ofthe room, {89088}{89158}something wonderful. 1.5 million {89161}{89197}Who says more, 1.5 million, {89203}{89289}1.5 million. OK.|1.6 million... come on... {89295}{89378}Keep on, 1.6 million,|1.7 million... come on. {89381}{89450}1.7 million, alright. {89470}{89504}You're not a useless handicapped, {89507}{89550}I'm impressed.|Can you guys do any better? {89554}{89585}Dad, you're just pretending|to be charitable. {89592}{89688}1.8 million, 1.8 million. {89721}{89757}Do you think they know {89761}{89804}you're such a hypocrite? {89835}{89876}Good, Mr. Chow now bids 2.1 million. {89879}{89956}Are you doing|this to buy respectability? {89982}{90045}You know every time you bid,|I lose 200 thousand? {90050}{90112}2.2 million, 2.3 million. {90115}{90139}I don't agree. {90141}{90193}I helped you make so much money, {90207}{90264}now I'm helping you to spend it. {90267}{90351}The guy in the wheelchair|now bids 2.4 million. {90360}{90442}2.5 million, 2.5 million, come on. {90445}{90514}Bid again, you'll lose your arms. {90608}{90661}Oh, yes...|Mr. Chow ups the bid to 2.7. {90664}{90700}Any more than 2.7, 2.7 million. {90705}{90752}Knock for the first time,|knock for the second time. {90763}{90816}Sold for 2.7 million. {90820}{90856}On behalf ofthe|H.K. Handicapped Association. {90859}{90902}Thank you Mr. Chow, oh, right! {91174}{91227}Sorry, I did it on purpose. {91285}{91311}What do you want? {91314}{91442}Guards, help me. {91519}{91548}Calm down. {91550}{91570}Clean this mess up. {91573}{91609}Have the cleaning ladies picked up|these worthless ceramic pieces. {92166}{92229}Hey, careful,|you can't afford these. {92251}{92325}Sorry, this entrance is forbidden. {92832}{92863}Sorry. {93118}{93164}Please sir, put on your ID badge. {93178}{93217}Sure, sorry I forget. {93421}{93471}Sir, it is all right... calm down. {93493}{93521}Check it out. {93535}{93569}Lead all the people out of here. {93576}{93605}What happened... {93607}{93643}An explosion there, "BANG". {93648}{93667}Get the fire extinguisher, be quick. {93672}{93715}Turn offthe mains.|Be quick. {93800}{93826}Follow me! {95044}{95106}Brother, you made dad furious. {95153}{95201}Don't play here, {95204}{95245}this place is not for playing. {95262}{95314}This is my turf, scram. {95318}{95385}If not,|you can't even sit on a wheel chair. {95439}{95468}Don't forget! {95639}{95668}You look. {95720}{95768}The auction house vault {95773}{95801}has more than 10 security systems. {95804}{95842}Even ifyou get to the vault,|it may not open. {95846}{95885}We may have to bring|the whole computer inside. {95890}{95949}No,|we just need good communications. {95953}{95998}Hey, what are you two talking about?|James, do you need me? {96003}{96033}Papa. {96038}{96069}You're going to steal again? {96071}{96102}We're playing computer games. {96105}{96143}Well, I hope you two will stick|to the straight path. {96153}{96184}Go back and cook. {96186}{96218}Hey, this apron looks "camp". {96221}{96255}Be serious!|It suits you. {96327}{96442}Alright,|we got everything but the vault key. {96466}{96498}Let me steal it. {96506}{96532}What? Without me? {96535}{96570}I think I can handle this. {96647}{96688}Brother,|I won't cause you any trouble. {96816}{96852}But you lost one leg already. {96883}{96934}I don't want you to lose an arm|or your life. {96978}{97017}What were you talking about? {97054}{97097}Don't be so nosy. {97117}{97157}When do you want children? {97217}{97303}We thought about it,|not till after this job through. {97326}{97371}You want a boy or a girl? {97380}{97416}Of course a boy. {97424}{97472}But she wants a girl,|easier to carry. {97498}{97530}Did you think of a name? {97541}{97718}If it's a boy - Joseph.|If it's a girl - Sherry. {97757}{97867}OK? Want me to be godfather? {97875}{97934}Of course, who else? {97939}{97987}But you'll have to come|to the States. {98090}{98205}We plan to settle over there. {98263}{98333}Happy Birthday. {98401}{98434}Happy Birthday. {98479}{98512}Beautiful cake! {98530}{98565}Cherie made it for you. {98568}{98609}Don't you remember today|is your birthday. {98632}{98668}Oh! yeah, how old am l? {98672}{98701}36 {98710}{98753}Time sure goes by fast. {98785}{98823}Close your eyes. {98826}{98865}What for?|Make a wish. {98932}{98968}You're so fussy. {99241}{99267}I told you there's no trick. {99271}{99298}Lucky for you {99480}{99514}The cake is delicious. {99962}{99989}Thank you. {100142}{100180}Hey, do you see him?|Who? {100199}{100246}He's the auction director,|Stanley Wu. {100258}{100317}He has the key,|but don't know where he put it. {100324}{100408}With Cherie's charm,|we'll be able to find out soon. {100438}{100466}What high praise. {100554}{100624}James, can I dance with your wife? {100727}{100811}Please.|Listen for the key's noise. {101493}{101514}Dad {101523}{101571}Bringing Joe here is asking|for trouble. {101633}{101662}Just to gather together. {101682}{101732}Don't worry,|you'll get your painting. {101767}{101805}You'll be responsible for him. {102013}{102041}What are you doing here? {102071}{102126}I come to see my son,|What are you doing? {102142}{102173}I come to see my son too. {102466}{102526}It's time to work, be careful. {102827}{102892}Mr. Wu.|Hello. {102946}{103070}I'm the representative ofthe L.A.|Chinese Antique Association. {103098}{103145}I'm keen on antique. {103157}{103197}I know you are the auction director. {103202}{103249}You must know a lot about antiques. {103255}{103314}Well,|actually I myself is an antique. {103378}{103459}I want to do my thesis|on Chinese culture and history. {103470}{103511}Would you show me the way please? {104167}{104189}James. {105423}{105469}James, what are you doing here?|Stealing again? {105489}{105517}Hey, what's the hurry? {105520}{105561}They're just having a good time. {105578}{105611}Let's have a drink, come on. {105619}{105686}Don't you two think it's time|for a drink? Come on. {105691}{105721}Have a drink with Papa.|I got mine. {105726}{105760}Take it, take it, come on. {107566}{107811}1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 {107966}{107994}Hey, something's going on there. {108708}{108792}Hello, Control, it's time to work,|can you hear me? {108825}{108877}Hey man, I can hear you,|no need to shout. {108881}{108910}Don't make me deaf. {108946}{109010}The guards are off, they haven't|locked the electricity room. {109046}{109090}I didn't think you're that good. {109094}{109134}No wonder we're partners. {109151}{109197}Don't forget I'll be with you. {109201}{109273}Whenever you get lonely,|I'll be the DJ in your ear. {109280}{109342}Control, what's gotten into you.|Are you possessed? {109349}{109428}Don't worry... As soon as you get|into the electricity room. {109434}{109462}Don't panic,|you'll see lots ofwires. {109466}{109514}Once you find the switch,|just switch it off. {109530}{109653}Roger, the switch is off, what next? {109657}{109731}You're not only smart,|but intelligent too. {109736}{109794}Now give me the model number,|please. {109799}{109833}JJ063, OK? {109843}{109922}According to the computer,|the red one is dangerous. {109926}{110002}The blue one has the blues. {110030}{110062}As for the yellow one, {110066}{110140}can't cut that one,|it's the sex one. {110173}{110209}So which one do I cut? {110215}{110289}The blue one, I hate the blues. {110315}{110345}You got it. {110365}{110396}I feel much better now. {110494}{110578}Oh, I saw a road block,|ifyou push the right 6 numbers. {110584}{110642}You'll win the grand prize. {110757}{110788}What numbers? {110790}{110822}Hold on. {110910}{110945}Easy, first a 6, then five 8's. {110949}{111011}I used these numbers a lot,|but they never won. {111015}{111044}So I keep on trying. {111163}{111189}Are you done yet,|you one eyed trouser snake. {111193}{111214}Done. {111216}{111257}Yeah? I knew you could do it,|Sherlock. {111260}{111306}Next time,|don't ask me if it's so easy. {111309}{111350}Alright, whom should I ask? {111354}{111394}I'd introduce you to Watson. {111493}{111579}Hey, stop joking,|let me listen to the vault. {111637}{111694}Turn left to 32, right to 15 {111698}{111733}is it really this easy? {111738}{111777}Turn left to 13, stop. {111780}{111806}Yes {111809}{111845}Now put your stethoscope {111848}{111882}on the lower lock. {111900}{111931}Then what? {111939}{111982}How can a DJ stop talking? {111986}{112017}You want to steal that painting? {112065}{112096}I'm on the air now. {112100}{112126}On the air? {112140}{112162}Hello kids, {112166}{112222}we have a riddle for you to solve. {112224}{112296}Last riddle was:|What room has no wall? {112300}{112334}I'm going to tell you|the answer now. {112338}{112374}The answer is MUSH-ROOM. {112378}{112435}Now for those|who are not receiving us well, {112440}{112471}because you're far away|like the New Territories. {112474}{112541}Please turn your radio|to FM 80, FM 80. {112542}{112595}Turn twice to get|a clearer reception. {112598}{112633}So what do we do now? Of course {112636}{112679}we can't stop here.|Must be riddle time again. {112682}{112747}Today's riddle is: What's pink|and hides in a strawberry patch? {112752}{112773}Can you guess the answer? {112778}{112835}Wait a bit, Bobo the clown|will give you the answer. {112840}{112873}That's all, bye. {112924}{112948}You came just in time. {112951}{113011}I'm helping H.K. Handicapped|Children do a charity broadcast. {113017}{113041}They're really cute. {113044}{113085}I gotta go bleed the lizard,|I'm lucky you're here. {113089}{113122}Can you help me? I'll be right back. {113126}{113157}Good thing you're not stealing|the painting, {113163}{113192}they changed the security system, {113195}{113216}as soon as you lift the painting {113219}{113250}the vault door|will automatically lock. {113292}{113376}Hello, Hi kids, I'm Bobo the clown. {113419}{113465}Well kids,|here's the answer to the riddle. {113469}{113543}What's pink and hides in strawberry|patches? A pink elephant. {114528}{114571}Joe, are you there? {115145}{115173}Hey hold it, don't move. {115662}{115850}James... {116281}{116324}Hold on. {116862}{116914}Why didn't it explode? James, damn it. {116959}{117002}Wrong connection. {117019}{117079}James, are you alright, answer me. {117082}{117127}James, don't scare me. {117138}{117248}Damn, it's all connected. {117288}{117324}James. {117355}{117393}Thanks. {117432}{117490}How come you have the keys?|How come you're here? {117492}{117538}You put the explosive here, so why|did it explode on the other side? {117596}{117642}Wrong socket. {117660}{117686}Ifyou don't believe me, {117689}{117717}I'll show you again. {117720}{117756}I dare not, let's go. {117769}{117836}Hey, I'm serious, get in,|I'll show you. {118010}{118039}Did you see them? {118048}{118079}Yeah {118125}{118158}Are they people or ghost? {118211}{118240}People. {119170}{119189}Let me head butt it. {119313}{119341}Change position. {120523}{120556}I head butt it. {120764}{120788}Jump! {121606}{121654}Please grant me a bomb|to kill this kid. {121750}{121779}Not again? {122177}{122227}After war,|time of peace come upon us. {122231}{122257}Super. {122453}{122493}Dad, you didn't sleep all night? {122514}{122574}How could l? Where's my painting? {122577}{122658}With me, ifyou want it, {122660}{122703}give me 30 million for it. {122711}{122783}You bastard, how can you|talk to your dad like that? {122786}{122836}I don't want|to talk family bullshit, {122847}{122906}Iet's talk business. {122916}{122957}OK, how do you want it? {122958}{122987}Come to my place. {123269}{123304}Where to now? {123345}{123414}Japan, States,|wherever you want to go. {123422}{123511}Really? I hope you won't leave me|standing again. {123538}{123618}We'll come pick you up as soon as|we're finished. {123620}{123654}Dear, you be at Clear Water Bay pier. {123720}{123756}You better! {124582}{124616}Dad. {124682}{124768}Son, where's the painting? {124833}{124893}What happened to us? {124896}{124925}What's wrong? {124937}{124994}I'll never forget you raised me,|it's engraved in my heart! {125052}{125138}James, I know you are very filial,|I just want my painting. {125145}{125202}I'll give you the painting,|but you have to let us go. {125206}{125251}That painting is my life, {125269}{125331}ifyou give it back to me,|I'll let you go. {125337}{125440}You're so kind,|thanks for giving us freedom. {125443}{125486}Especially this chance. {125504}{125540}The money? {126055}{126126}I raised both ofyou, but I never|thought you turn out so cruel. {126133}{126169}I'll exterminate you. {126207}{126233}No please. {126317}{126358}Joe. {127627}{127668}It's bullet proof vest, so what? {127686}{127786}Nothing, but aren't you limped? {127806}{127881}If I weren't limp,|you won't be with me. {127892}{127966}If I weren't limp, when I came back,|dad would have killed me. {127980}{128042}Did I made you cry and sad? {128051}{128072}What about Cherie? {128076}{128102}I'll explain to her. {128177}{128203}Where's dad? {130894}{130961}You bastard,|where's the real painting? {131414}{131455}Kill him, don't spoil the painting. {134619}{134647}Dizzy?|Yes {134854}{134880}You want to buy any insurance? {134883}{134909}Go to hell! {134986}{135013}Black Jack. The banker win. {135202}{135274}So many Ace, you must have AIDS. {135284}{135330}Not as many as you.|I'll check for you. {135496}{135549}Shit, you spoil my best suit. {136594}{136695}It's corrosive fluid.|I drank the corrosive fluid. {136982}{137009}Call the ambulance. {137560}{137634}I asked you not to play with fire. {137722}{137757}Call the fire truck. {138322}{138356}Go.|What do you want, dad? {138362}{138406}Get the painting!|But it's wired. {138439}{138485}Go on. {138490}{138522}Go on. {139878}{139991}Upstairs! Put it out,|it's gone, it's gone. {139998}{140057}The painting is gone, put it out. {140086}{140180}Put it out, put it out, oh, no! {140203}{140265}Dad, is that painful? {140267}{140298}Take a rest. {140358}{140403}Let me help you. {140500}{140562}You two want to kill me,|not so easy. {140608}{140642}Papa. {140653}{140677}Alright, alright. {140680}{140713}Go and talk to dad for a while. {140741}{140799}All movies have the bad guys caught|at the end. {140806}{140849}This movie is no exception. {140916}{140950}Smile, hey. {140988}{141079}Don't move.|You intend to leave like this? {141092}{141126}We caught him forjustice. {141131}{141191}And your wish come true,|what's the point of staying? {141250}{141283}Clean this mess up first. {141286}{141305}What do you mean? {141308}{141342}I'm a police officer. {141350}{141393}I can't let you go, that's illegal. {141432}{141466}I can't do this. {141472}{141520}Patricide is punishable by death. {141523}{141557}Yeah, die young. {141582}{141617}Huh, alright,|that's enough out ofyou two. {141621}{141652}I close my eyes. {141659}{141743}Hit him. {141751}{141778}Alright, here I go. {141782}{141808}OK. {141810}{141865}Don't hit the forehead.|Hit the temple. {141876}{141907}OK, here I go. {141914}{141967}Get ready. It'll hurt. {141998}{142039}They're gone already, dumb jerks. {142332}{142363}Cherie. {142384}{142487}James, where's Joe? {142660}{142706}Cherie. {142946}{142980}Honey bunch. {143125}{143153}You can walk? {143159}{143199}If I'm limping, how can I run away? {143220}{143282}Ah, so you lied to me, you bastard. {143288}{143336}Alright, enough. {143342}{143375}You're in a rush,|I got nothing for you. {143379}{143441}Except for this fruit cake, bye. {143445}{143481}Aren't we leaving together? {143486}{143548}Right, didn't we say|we'll always be together. {143554}{143617}James, well, not exactly. {143632}{143687}Every good thing|has to end some time. {143690}{143760}In fact, I prefer travelling alone,|footloose and carefree. {143770}{143810}Take good care of Cherie. {143892}{143930}What do you mean? {143934}{143963}Take care. {143992}{144023}What do we do? {144034}{144113}I'm leaving,|I wish you all the best. {144119}{144154}Joe. {144157}{144209}Yes, well, what do you want? {144213}{144242}We don't mean you must stay. {144246}{144281}But don't you think|a promise must be kept. {144285}{144321}What did I promise? {144323}{144366}You promised to be godfather|to our kids, remember? {144368}{144409}That was a long time ago. {144411}{144469}Well, Cherie is pregnant now.|Hey, stop that. {144474}{144508}Mustn't forget the condoms! {144512}{144538}Are you coming? {144542}{144568}Sure you don't want to come. {144570}{144599}Alright, cast off. {144602}{144654}Stop, wait for me. {144707}{144741}So where is the painting? {144744}{144770}Back home. {144775}{144810}Yes! {145350}{145376}Go to work. {145401}{145551}Support us and become VIP member |to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 43127