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(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
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♪♪
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(EERIE MUSIC)
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♪♪
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(FUNKY ELECTRONIC MUSIC)
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(MUSIC DISTORTING)
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CHESTER: I'm just fucking with you.
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(HIP-HOP MUSIC, VOCALIZING)
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[INDISCERNIBLE LYRICS]
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MALE VOCALIST: ♪ Actually
bought a hatchet ♪
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♪ I don't sleep with a ratchet ♪
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[INDISCERNIBLE LYRICS]
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♪ I move drugs in batches ♪
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♪ Hopped off that like hatchet ♪
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♪ The bitch snatched it ♪
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♪ Met her sister, smashed it ♪
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♪ Fucked her once then dashed it ♪
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[INDISCERNIBLE LYRICS]
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♪♪
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♪ I'll take that machete to a mosh pit ♪
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♪ I don't give a fuck ♪
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♪ I don't give a damn ♪
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♪ I don't give a fuck about
you pussy motherfuckers ♪
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♪ I'm gonna hit you with a stick like that ♪
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[INDISCERNIBLE LYRICS]
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♪♪
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(CELL PHONE RINGS)
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LARRY: Hey.
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RACHEL: Larry, you coming or what?
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LARRY: I already made the reservation.
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RACHEL: Well, I reserve the
right to tell you to cancel it.
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- Stop.
- RACHEL: Mom and Dad are here at the hotel.
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Everyone knows how hard this is for you,
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but we just want to see you.
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Look, you're the only
one that I want to see.
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RACHEL: Holy fucking shit.
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Get on Cindy's Twitter feed now.
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Oh my God.
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(RACHEL LAUGHS)
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Some genius just totally flamed her.
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Who the hell is ProgrammingFlaw, anyway?
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What?
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RACHEL: Someone needs
to give that guy a medal.
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Wow.
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Okay, so, you're coming, right?
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I just... I just don't want to.
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RACHEL: Well, then
I'll come to you then.
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Let me guess: You're staying in some
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flamboyantly vile place, right?
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Tell me. Come on, tell me.
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Ugh, fine.
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I'm staying at the...
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Pink Motel and Lounge.
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RACHEL: Ooh, sounds so very.
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I'll leave here in a minute.
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Ciao, Lar-Bear.
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♪♪
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(CAR AUDIO SHUTS OFF)
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(DISTANT DOGS BARKING)
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(SIGHS)
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(FUNKY ELECTRONIC MUSIC)
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♪♪
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(NEON BUZZING)
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♪♪
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LARRY: Hello?
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♪♪
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(BELL DINGS)
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Hello?
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(MUFFLED LAUGHTER)
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[INDISCERNIBLE SPEECH]
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CHESTER: Oh, man, I had you going there.
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[INDISCERNIBLE CONVERSATION]
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GERRY: Yeah, man. You got
me good, that was good.
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(CHORTLING)
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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(EERIE MUSIC)
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♪♪
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You got a problem?
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♪♪
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What? No.
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Hmm.
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♪♪
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CHESTER: Yeah, you do.
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X-Y-Z.
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♪♪
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(CHORTLING)
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- I can't believe you.
- I'm just fucking with you!
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April Fools, big boy!
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GERRY: That was a good one.
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(CAP SNAPS, BEER FOAMS)
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(LAUGHTER)
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CHESTER: Let's try that again.
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(CAP SNAPS)
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How can I help you?
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I'm just looking to check in.
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- Are you the owner?
- Nope.
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I'm Chester.
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Uh, Larry.
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GERRY: Oh, hey, I'm Gerald.
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You can call me Gerry,
Larry, pleasure's all mine.
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Yeah, um...
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(CHUCKLING)
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(CHESTER, GERRY HEM AND HAW)
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So can I just check in with you, or?
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Yeah, I'm pulling double duty tonight.
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It's off-season, so the owners
are cutting costs.
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Can't stay mad at them.
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They're real sweet old-timers.
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Huh, I hear you.
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Well, I've had kind of a long drive, so
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just love to get to bed.
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CHESTER: Oh yeah, of course.
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Room's 75 bucks.
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No tax if you've got it in cash.
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Great, great, yeah.
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It's an insult
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to leave a beverage a man's given you.
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- CHESTER: Gerald... sorry.
- LARRY: Here you go.
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It's common courtesies.
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I mean, I can have... uh, sure.
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GERRY: Attaboy, attaboy.
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Thanks.
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Okay, what are we drinking to?
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To the beautiful sound of laughter.
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- Okay.
- Amen,
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to the beautiful sound of laughter,
God bless you!
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Mm.
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Woo!
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Now.
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Mm.
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Chester, it has been
great getting to know you.
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Larry, nice.
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CHESTER: I know.
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I'll wipe that up.
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Huh. Nice guy, huh?
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Aw, he's a teddy bear.
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- Great sense of humor.
- Oh, really?
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So what are you in for?
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Oh, just this family
wedding thing, it's...
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Oh. Those are the worst.
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Maybe you'll get your bone buried.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Oh, yeah.
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What's going on with you, man?
Sit down, come on.
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Vent to Chester, sit down.
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Uh, um... no, it's, it's...
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I don't know, it should
be fine, actually.
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Wah, wah! Wrong answer.
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No, I mean, it's just...
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there's a lot of people
I haven't seen in a while,
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so that's...
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There's more to it than that.
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(SOFT MUSIC)
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Okay, okay, um...
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I don't know, I hate dancing,
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first of all.
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The food's always a letdown.
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The food, really? Come on.
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All right. I had to shell out 75 bucks
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for cookie sheets because they were
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the last thing on the registry.
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Aw, cookie sheets!
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(CHESTER LAUGHS)
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Like Miss Piggy's ever gonna bake
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her own cookies, right?
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That's, I mean...
I'll tell you what, though.
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I hope that she likes
those cookie sheets,
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because, honestly, they're gonna last
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a lot longer than her marriage.
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(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)
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That sounds like a girl
that you wouldn't marry.
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Nah, marriage is just not my thing.
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To lone wolves forever.
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Yeah!
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Yeah.
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So I really am just really tuckered out,
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- so could I get the key?
- No sweat.
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All I need is your credit card
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- and we'll sign you right in.
- (MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY)
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I already gave you
the 75 bucks for the room.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Oh, I get it.
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Tit-for-tat, right?
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No, I'm just gonna
need that credit card.
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Are you serious?
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Afraid so, man, I
mean, I ain't operating
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a halfway house here.
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No, I'm not saying that,
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it's just that when I first came in,
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you remember, like, a minute ago,
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you said if I give you cash,
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then you wouldn't charge tax?
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And then, I took out the cash
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and I handed you the cash.
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I mean, that guy, that
biker guy, he...
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First of all, his name is Gerald,
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and second, I never check in anyone
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without proper paperwork
for this reason.
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I understand that, but this is crazy.
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I mean, what are you
trying to pull here?
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(MUSIC TURNS TENSE)
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♪♪
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Look, man.
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You came in here, we had some drinks,
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we had some laughs,
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and if you want a room, that's great.
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I'll just need a photo
ID and a credit card.
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♪♪
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All right, well,
empty your pockets, then.
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♪♪
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Excuse me?
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You empty your pockets
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and you'll see my money in there.
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♪♪
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You put the money... this is ridiculous.
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I mean, do I have to call the cops?
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Go ahead, call the cops.
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And while you're at
it, I got another idea.
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Put out your goddamned hand,
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because I got your room key right here.
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(CHESTER CACKLES)
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(SOFT, EERIE MUSIC)
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Oh, man, you should have seen yourself.
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I'm just fucking with you, man.
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- Oh, okay.
- You should have seen yourself,
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"This is ridiculous!
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Do I have to call the cops?"
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- No, you know...
- CHESTER: Sorry, man.
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You want me to call the bellman?
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No.
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Good, because we don't have one.
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LARRY: Okay.
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(TRUNK SLAMS)
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(CAR LOCK BEEPS)
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(DOOR CREAKS)
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[DISAPPOINTEDLY] Oh.
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(FUNKY ELECTRONIC MUSIC)
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♪♪
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(EAGLE SCREECHING)
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(DISTANT DOGS BARK)
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[INDISCERNIBLE RAP LYRICS]
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♪♪
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(TAPPING AT KEYBOARD)
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(HIP-HOP MUSIC)
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♪♪
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(LICKS LIPS)
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(EXAGGERATEDLY TENDER MUSIC)
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♪♪
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(DISTANT PARTY CHATTER)
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FAKE CINDY: Take me, big boy.
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♪♪
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(MUSIC TURNS DARK)
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TELEVISION NEWS ANCHOR: Here's
our viewer video of the week,
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straight from Marshall.
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(PHONE CHIMES)
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(SOFT MUSIC)
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♪♪
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NICOLE: That's right, Chuck,
it is still chaos out here
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on South Citrus at that multi-car pileup
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that has caused gridlock
in both directions.
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Details are still trickling in,
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but witnesses report
seeing the pickup truck
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00:14:51,228 --> 00:14:54,367
swerving erratically before veering into
270
00:14:54,392 --> 00:14:57,257
oncoming traffic, causing
this chain reaction
271
00:14:57,282 --> 00:14:59,334
which left one young woman dead
272
00:14:59,335 --> 00:15:02,048
and several people
in critical condition,
273
00:15:02,049 --> 00:15:03,843
including an infant.
274
00:15:03,844 --> 00:15:05,453
The driver, who witnesses say
275
00:15:05,478 --> 00:15:07,058
was visibly intoxicated,
276
00:15:07,059 --> 00:15:08,937
then fled the scene.
277
00:15:08,938 --> 00:15:11,066
Sheriffs found the suspect's vehicle,
278
00:15:11,067 --> 00:15:12,861
a late-model white pickup,
279
00:15:12,862 --> 00:15:15,449
a few blocks away from
the scene of the accident,
280
00:15:15,450 --> 00:15:17,079
where it appears as if the sus...
281
00:15:24,594 --> 00:15:26,096
(CALL RINGING)
282
00:15:26,097 --> 00:15:28,309
Oh, come on, come on, come on.
283
00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:32,233
VOICEMAIL RECORDING: Hi,
you've reached Rachel.
284
00:15:32,234 --> 00:15:33,736
I'm away from the phone right now,
285
00:15:33,737 --> 00:15:35,992
but I'll call you back
if you leave a message.
286
00:15:39,419 --> 00:15:41,464
LARRY: Where the fuck are you?
287
00:15:47,630 --> 00:15:50,051
(PHONE RINGING)
288
00:15:52,901 --> 00:15:55,220
Hello, Pink Motel and Lounge.
289
00:15:55,907 --> 00:15:58,025
Hi, uh, Chester?
290
00:15:58,300 --> 00:15:59,525
The one and only.
291
00:16:00,540 --> 00:16:04,727
Oh, um, hey, this is Larry in Room 6.
292
00:16:04,752 --> 00:16:06,921
Yeah, Larry, I know who you are.
293
00:16:07,387 --> 00:16:10,727
Yeah, I was just
wondering if anyone checked in
294
00:16:10,728 --> 00:16:12,033
since I got here.
295
00:16:12,836 --> 00:16:14,438
My sister is supposed to come meet me,
296
00:16:14,463 --> 00:16:16,154
and, I don't know, she's pretty late.
297
00:16:16,155 --> 00:16:19,116
I don't know if she came in or
298
00:16:19,928 --> 00:16:22,342
called, or anything.
299
00:16:23,545 --> 00:16:25,674
CHESTER: Oh, well, uh...
300
00:16:25,675 --> 00:16:28,805
no one's come in but let
me check the messages.
301
00:16:28,806 --> 00:16:31,309
- Maybe I missed a call.
- Great, thanks.
302
00:16:31,310 --> 00:16:33,815
(EERIE MUSIC)
303
00:16:33,816 --> 00:16:36,696
♪♪
304
00:16:36,697 --> 00:16:39,033
(MUSIC TURNS TENDER)
305
00:16:39,034 --> 00:16:43,417
♪♪
306
00:16:43,418 --> 00:16:45,672
Hey, Larry, I got some bad news.
307
00:16:45,673 --> 00:16:48,302
♪♪
308
00:16:48,303 --> 00:16:49,380
Yeah?
309
00:16:50,557 --> 00:16:51,853
CHESTER: It's about your sister.
310
00:16:52,561 --> 00:16:54,188
There was a message.
311
00:16:54,189 --> 00:16:58,405
♪♪
312
00:16:58,406 --> 00:17:00,910
I hate to be the one
to tell you this, man.
313
00:17:00,911 --> 00:17:03,958
♪♪
314
00:17:03,959 --> 00:17:05,519
She's not coming, Larry.
315
00:17:06,505 --> 00:17:09,135
(MUSIC TURNS DARK)
316
00:17:09,136 --> 00:17:10,903
♪♪
317
00:17:10,928 --> 00:17:12,706
She found a big cock to suck on,
318
00:17:12,731 --> 00:17:14,460
then she died and went to heaven.
319
00:17:14,485 --> 00:17:15,960
(CHORTLES)
320
00:17:15,985 --> 00:17:17,488
What the fuck?
321
00:17:18,029 --> 00:17:20,282
CHESTER: Come on, man,
it doesn't even make sense
322
00:17:20,283 --> 00:17:21,493
that someone would call me
323
00:17:21,494 --> 00:17:22,990
if something happened to her.
324
00:17:23,624 --> 00:17:26,002
(CHUCKLING)
325
00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:27,714
Jesus, Chester.
326
00:17:27,715 --> 00:17:30,511
(EERIE MUSIC)
327
00:17:30,512 --> 00:17:32,515
CHESTER: Just call if you need anything.
328
00:17:32,516 --> 00:17:38,403
♪♪
329
00:17:44,289 --> 00:17:46,126
[ANNOYED] Unbelievable.
330
00:17:46,127 --> 00:17:52,055
♪♪
331
00:17:53,182 --> 00:17:56,062
(COINS DROPPING)
332
00:17:56,063 --> 00:17:59,152
(BUTTON CLICKING)
333
00:17:59,153 --> 00:18:02,324
♪♪
334
00:18:02,325 --> 00:18:04,705
(CRASH)
335
00:18:04,706 --> 00:18:07,404
GERRY: Let old Gerry
help you out, buddy.
336
00:18:09,381 --> 00:18:11,051
(GERRY CHUCKLES)
337
00:18:15,910 --> 00:18:17,204
Thank you.
338
00:18:17,510 --> 00:18:19,346
GERRY: Did you just
touch me, peckerwood?
339
00:18:19,652 --> 00:18:21,822
No, no, I didn't, sir.
340
00:18:21,823 --> 00:18:23,817
Yeah, you did, didn't you,
341
00:18:23,842 --> 00:18:24,968
little man?
342
00:18:24,993 --> 00:18:26,832
(GERRY CHUCKLES)
343
00:18:28,336 --> 00:18:29,699
[ANGRILY] You know what this says?
344
00:18:30,340 --> 00:18:31,644
No, sir.
345
00:18:32,594 --> 00:18:33,720
Lone wolf!
346
00:18:33,745 --> 00:18:34,998
(SNAPS LIKE A DOG)
347
00:18:37,605 --> 00:18:40,206
Do you know what it represents?
348
00:18:41,183 --> 00:18:43,729
- No.
- It represents my armor.
349
00:18:44,994 --> 00:18:48,698
And you don't touch
a road warrior's armor
350
00:18:49,299 --> 00:18:50,987
unless you're ready to fight
351
00:18:52,175 --> 00:18:53,207
or fuck.
352
00:18:55,808 --> 00:18:57,092
You ready to fight?
353
00:18:58,187 --> 00:18:59,764
Uh, no.
354
00:19:01,443 --> 00:19:03,724
- Hm.
- Oh, no.
355
00:19:04,324 --> 00:19:05,869
Oh. Well, cool.
356
00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:08,825
Um... hm.
357
00:19:09,752 --> 00:19:11,005
(CHUCKLES)
358
00:19:13,178 --> 00:19:15,529
You just narrowly avoided
an ass pounding, dude.
359
00:19:16,045 --> 00:19:17,389
Room 7 if you feel lucky.
360
00:19:17,831 --> 00:19:19,049
(RELIEVED SIGH)
361
00:19:19,074 --> 00:19:20,243
(GERRY HOWLS)
362
00:19:23,780 --> 00:19:26,284
(FUNKY ELECTRONIC MUSIC)
363
00:19:26,285 --> 00:19:32,213
♪♪
364
00:19:49,791 --> 00:19:51,417
CHESTER: I'm just gonna
need that credit card.
365
00:19:51,418 --> 00:19:52,545
"Do I have to call the cops?"
366
00:19:52,569 --> 00:19:53,923
Big cock to suck on.
367
00:19:53,924 --> 00:19:55,300
GERRY: Lone wolf!
368
00:19:55,301 --> 00:19:58,650
♪♪
369
00:20:20,333 --> 00:20:22,260
(DRAMATIC BEAT)
370
00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:41,225
(EAGLE SCREECHING)
371
00:20:41,226 --> 00:20:43,731
(MELLOW MUSIC)
372
00:20:43,732 --> 00:20:46,486
♪♪
373
00:20:46,487 --> 00:20:48,991
(KISSING SOUNDS)
374
00:20:48,992 --> 00:20:53,163
♪♪
375
00:20:53,188 --> 00:20:54,304
Ha, ha, ha!
376
00:20:55,839 --> 00:20:57,351
Very funny, Chester.
377
00:20:58,219 --> 00:21:04,189
♪♪
378
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,751
(DRAMATIC BEAT)
379
00:21:14,752 --> 00:21:20,763
♪♪
380
00:21:20,764 --> 00:21:23,268
(MUSIC DARKENS)
381
00:21:23,269 --> 00:21:29,239
♪♪
382
00:21:34,499 --> 00:21:37,255
(DEMONIC LAUGHTER)
383
00:21:38,758 --> 00:21:41,263
(WATER RUNNING)
384
00:21:46,983 --> 00:21:48,488
(DOOR CLOSES)
385
00:21:50,288 --> 00:21:51,999
[WHISPERING] Rachel...
386
00:21:52,024 --> 00:21:54,351
Hey, yeah, I'll be right there.
387
00:22:15,666 --> 00:22:17,650
(BANGING AT DOOR)
388
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:19,087
Hello?
389
00:22:19,202 --> 00:22:21,832
MAN: [SPEAKING SPANISH]
390
00:22:22,053 --> 00:22:25,040
No, I'm okay, just
come back later, please.
391
00:22:25,065 --> 00:22:27,945
MAN: [SPEAKING SPANISH]
392
00:22:28,065 --> 00:22:31,195
No, I'm in the
shower, can you come back?
393
00:22:31,196 --> 00:22:32,830
CHESTER: Larry, you okay in there?
394
00:22:35,342 --> 00:22:36,594
Chester?
395
00:22:36,619 --> 00:22:38,002
CHESTER: Yeah, man, of course it's me.
396
00:22:38,026 --> 00:22:39,838
Not all cleaning people speak Spanish.
397
00:22:39,839 --> 00:22:42,050
That's kind of a racist assumption.
398
00:22:42,051 --> 00:22:43,420
Listen, man, I was hoping to get to you
399
00:22:43,444 --> 00:22:44,973
before you used the bathroom.
400
00:22:44,974 --> 00:22:46,935
It's got a tricky door
that's been giving guests
401
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:48,756
some problems, I meant
to tell you this before
402
00:22:48,780 --> 00:22:50,358
but we were having such a good time.
403
00:22:51,069 --> 00:22:53,448
Just stop joking around, man.
404
00:22:53,449 --> 00:22:56,013
CHESTER: What? No, come on,
man, I like to joke around
405
00:22:56,038 --> 00:22:57,601
but I wouldn't mess with you like this.
406
00:22:58,585 --> 00:23:00,101
Just say that my sister is, like,
407
00:23:00,126 --> 00:23:03,585
sucking a big dick or whatever
and just let me out, man.
408
00:23:03,610 --> 00:23:05,890
CHESTER: Larry, I swear
I could lose my job
409
00:23:05,915 --> 00:23:07,602
over something like this, man.
410
00:23:07,603 --> 00:23:09,742
Sherrie and Johnny made it very clear
411
00:23:09,767 --> 00:23:12,265
that I had to tell guests
in Room 6 about this door.
412
00:23:12,290 --> 00:23:13,864
You got to help me out, man.
413
00:23:13,865 --> 00:23:16,745
Just let me out and then
I won't say anything, okay?
414
00:23:16,746 --> 00:23:18,874
CHESTER: All right.
Geez, you're a good man.
415
00:23:18,875 --> 00:23:20,904
Okay, I think... I'm gonna need you
416
00:23:20,929 --> 00:23:22,632
to put a lot of pressure on the door.
417
00:23:22,633 --> 00:23:23,749
What?
418
00:23:25,012 --> 00:23:26,695
That is the oldest
trick in the book, man,
419
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:28,039
I'm not gonna fall...
420
00:23:28,064 --> 00:23:29,609
CHESTER: Okay, I understand
why you think that,
421
00:23:29,633 --> 00:23:31,344
but I'm not fucking with you, Larry.
422
00:23:31,369 --> 00:23:32,745
Are you putting pressure?
423
00:23:32,770 --> 00:23:34,149
Yes, I'm doing it.
424
00:23:34,174 --> 00:23:35,913
CHESTER: Okay, good, now you're
gonna need a lot of leverage,
425
00:23:35,937 --> 00:23:37,105
okay, man?
426
00:23:37,130 --> 00:23:39,320
You've got to really do it,
put all your weight against it.
427
00:23:39,344 --> 00:23:41,078
- I'm doing it!
- CHESTER: All right, just do it
428
00:23:41,102 --> 00:23:42,839
at the same time, you ready, on three.
429
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:44,258
One...
430
00:23:44,259 --> 00:23:46,137
(THUD)
431
00:23:46,138 --> 00:23:49,769
- (CHESTER LAUGHS)
- (EAGLE SCREECHING)
432
00:23:49,770 --> 00:23:51,990
Oh, man, we did it, buddy.
433
00:23:53,360 --> 00:23:54,904
LARRY: What the hell is wrong with you?
434
00:23:54,905 --> 00:23:57,284
CHESTER: Okay, okay, I
see you're not laughing.
435
00:23:57,285 --> 00:23:58,787
But look at it from my perspective.
436
00:23:58,812 --> 00:24:00,666
I mean, yes, I was
holding the door shut.
437
00:24:00,667 --> 00:24:01,827
Bad on me.
438
00:24:02,420 --> 00:24:04,719
But honestly, I never
thought you'd fall for it.
439
00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:06,249
And once we were in the middle of it,
440
00:24:06,804 --> 00:24:07,814
how could I stop?
441
00:24:08,515 --> 00:24:10,687
(SOFT, TENSE MUSIC)
442
00:24:12,023 --> 00:24:14,193
Come on, man, it was just a joke.
443
00:24:14,194 --> 00:24:17,700
♪♪
444
00:24:17,701 --> 00:24:18,827
It's me, Chester.
445
00:24:18,828 --> 00:24:20,038
You are pathetic.
446
00:24:20,039 --> 00:24:21,040
Do you know that?
447
00:24:21,041 --> 00:24:22,522
Nobody likes people
like you, you just...
448
00:24:22,546 --> 00:24:23,795
you never get the hint.
449
00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:25,058
You just push and you push
450
00:24:25,083 --> 00:24:26,317
and you push and you push.
451
00:24:26,342 --> 00:24:28,179
Well, let me tell you something.
452
00:24:28,180 --> 00:24:30,809
[ANGRILY] Nobody thinks
that you're funny!
453
00:24:30,810 --> 00:24:33,053
♪♪
454
00:24:33,078 --> 00:24:34,414
Just...
455
00:24:34,652 --> 00:24:40,453
♪♪
456
00:24:40,454 --> 00:24:41,957
You don't think I'm funny, huh?
457
00:24:41,958 --> 00:24:47,928
♪♪
458
00:24:50,725 --> 00:24:52,352
Well, what do you think is funny, then?
459
00:24:52,353 --> 00:24:55,358
♪♪
460
00:24:55,359 --> 00:24:56,672
Come on, tell me a joke.
461
00:24:57,614 --> 00:24:59,608
Chester, we're both tired,
462
00:24:59,633 --> 00:25:01,078
it's been a long day, so can...
463
00:25:01,079 --> 00:25:02,207
Tell me a joke.
464
00:25:03,585 --> 00:25:04,713
Come on.
465
00:25:05,714 --> 00:25:11,348
♪♪
466
00:25:11,815 --> 00:25:14,346
What do you call a man
with no body and no nose?
467
00:25:20,576 --> 00:25:21,578
What?
468
00:25:23,750 --> 00:25:25,629
Nobody knows.
469
00:25:27,883 --> 00:25:30,011
(LAUGHING)
470
00:25:30,012 --> 00:25:32,663
♪♪
471
00:25:34,353 --> 00:25:36,390
That's a great one, Larry.
472
00:25:37,903 --> 00:25:39,806
I knew you had it in you, Larry.
473
00:25:40,407 --> 00:25:42,160
That was great, man.
474
00:25:42,161 --> 00:25:43,789
- Okay.
- All right.
475
00:25:43,790 --> 00:25:45,291
Have a good night, man.
476
00:25:45,292 --> 00:25:48,005
♪♪
477
00:25:48,006 --> 00:25:49,007
(HIP-HOP MUSIC)
478
00:25:49,008 --> 00:25:50,763
Hey, Rachel, uh,
479
00:25:50,788 --> 00:25:51,912
I don't know where you are,
480
00:25:51,937 --> 00:25:53,621
but I've got to leave this motel,
481
00:25:53,646 --> 00:25:54,894
it's just weird here,
482
00:25:54,895 --> 00:25:58,282
and I don't know why you're
not getting my messages,
483
00:25:58,307 --> 00:26:00,361
but if you just want to call me back,
484
00:26:00,386 --> 00:26:01,513
maybe I'll just wait in my car
485
00:26:01,514 --> 00:26:04,256
down the road and see
if you come by or...
486
00:26:04,281 --> 00:26:06,613
It's just so stupid.
487
00:26:06,638 --> 00:26:10,489
Just please, please, I hope
you get these messages, and...
488
00:26:10,490 --> 00:26:12,183
I'm kind of concerned
you were in a car crash.
489
00:26:12,207 --> 00:26:13,542
I hope not.
490
00:26:13,621 --> 00:26:17,419
♪♪
491
00:26:17,420 --> 00:26:19,006
(CAR LOCK CHIRPS)
492
00:26:19,007 --> 00:26:24,936
♪♪
493
00:26:27,102 --> 00:26:28,992
Aww, shit.
494
00:26:29,017 --> 00:26:31,555
I really let things get
out of control earlier.
495
00:26:32,219 --> 00:26:33,989
I don't know what came over me.
496
00:26:34,162 --> 00:26:35,874
You're probably a good
sport, but you know,
497
00:26:35,875 --> 00:26:39,925
you give a moose a cookie
and he asks for milk.
498
00:26:41,558 --> 00:26:43,007
I was asking for milk.
499
00:26:44,213 --> 00:26:45,262
I'm sorry.
500
00:26:49,777 --> 00:26:50,778
Yeah.
501
00:26:50,779 --> 00:26:52,499
Well, I can't stop you from leaving, but
502
00:26:53,106 --> 00:26:54,386
if you have to, please
503
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:56,856
accept my apology
and part as my friend.
504
00:27:06,853 --> 00:27:08,563
(EERIE MUSIC)
505
00:27:08,564 --> 00:27:09,942
Okay, then.
506
00:27:09,943 --> 00:27:11,151
♪♪
507
00:27:11,176 --> 00:27:12,268
If Rachel shows up,
508
00:27:12,293 --> 00:27:13,705
I'll tell her you had to leave.
509
00:27:15,036 --> 00:27:20,838
♪♪
510
00:27:20,863 --> 00:27:21,916
Enjoy the wedding.
511
00:27:23,576 --> 00:27:26,999
(CHESTER WHISTLES)
512
00:27:27,102 --> 00:27:33,072
♪♪
513
00:27:35,352 --> 00:27:37,481
(SIGHS)
514
00:27:37,506 --> 00:27:42,303
♪♪
515
00:27:56,732 --> 00:28:00,400
(DRAMATIC BEAT)
516
00:28:06,213 --> 00:28:07,765
[WHISPERING] How
did he know her name?
517
00:28:09,644 --> 00:28:11,413
How did he know her name?
518
00:28:12,275 --> 00:28:18,162
♪♪
519
00:28:23,047 --> 00:28:26,762
(CALL RINGS)
520
00:28:26,763 --> 00:28:28,102
OPERATOR: 911, what's your emergency?
521
00:28:28,126 --> 00:28:30,746
[STAMMERING] Hi.
522
00:28:30,771 --> 00:28:33,758
I'm at the Pink Motel and Lounge,
523
00:28:33,783 --> 00:28:36,865
and there's the owner
524
00:28:36,866 --> 00:28:40,038
or a guy who's... who's looking after...
525
00:28:40,039 --> 00:28:43,128
[FROM INSIDE ECHO] I need
you to send someone out...
526
00:28:43,129 --> 00:28:46,008
(NEON BUZZING)
527
00:28:46,009 --> 00:28:48,305
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
528
00:28:52,397 --> 00:28:55,277
MALE VOCALIST: ♪ Honey bee ♪
529
00:28:55,278 --> 00:28:57,406
(POLICE SIREN SOUNDS)
530
00:28:57,407 --> 00:29:00,328
♪ Guess there's nothing else to know ♪
531
00:29:00,329 --> 00:29:01,832
(POLICE SIREN SOUNDS)
532
00:29:01,833 --> 00:29:05,172
♪ Except I love you so ♪
533
00:29:05,173 --> 00:29:06,338
LARRY: You know, so I'm in my car.
534
00:29:06,362 --> 00:29:08,423
I had to check out because,
I mean, he's been messing
535
00:29:08,447 --> 00:29:09,571
with me all night.
536
00:29:09,596 --> 00:29:13,329
But he had said "Rachel,"
which is my sister,
537
00:29:14,191 --> 00:29:16,695
and there's no way
that he knows what...
538
00:29:16,696 --> 00:29:17,727
that's him.
539
00:29:18,449 --> 00:29:19,610
That's... that's him.
540
00:29:21,413 --> 00:29:23,173
SHERIFF: Sir, can I
talk to you for a minute?
541
00:29:24,586 --> 00:29:26,876
Found out about my
kiddie porn, huh, Sheriff?
542
00:29:27,365 --> 00:29:28,574
Aw, just kidding.
543
00:29:28,599 --> 00:29:30,645
They're all legal, barely.
544
00:29:30,724 --> 00:29:32,004
Don't even joke about that, sir.
545
00:29:32,477 --> 00:29:33,804
How'd you know her name, Chester?
546
00:29:34,661 --> 00:29:35,780
What are you talking about?
547
00:29:35,805 --> 00:29:36,853
Rachel.
548
00:29:37,186 --> 00:29:38,318
I never told you her name,
549
00:29:38,343 --> 00:29:40,384
so if she hasn't been here,
then how do you know it?
550
00:29:41,746 --> 00:29:43,849
Because you told me her name, you dope.
551
00:29:44,482 --> 00:29:46,130
I mean, did you seriously call the cops
552
00:29:46,155 --> 00:29:48,492
because you forgot you told
me your sister's name?
553
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:53,249
I...
554
00:29:53,727 --> 00:29:55,267
SHERIFF: All right.
I'll handle this, sir.
555
00:29:55,291 --> 00:29:56,733
Where's Johnny and Sherrie?
556
00:29:56,734 --> 00:29:57,949
CHESTER: I'm just covering for them.
557
00:29:57,973 --> 00:29:59,166
Step into my office.
558
00:30:03,384 --> 00:30:04,427
All right.
559
00:30:04,452 --> 00:30:06,288
Let's just calm down here.
560
00:30:06,313 --> 00:30:07,550
I want you over there.
561
00:30:08,858 --> 00:30:09,956
You, other room.
562
00:30:11,138 --> 00:30:12,309
You and me gonna talk, sir.
563
00:30:12,766 --> 00:30:15,270
(TENSE MUSIC)
564
00:30:15,271 --> 00:30:21,158
♪♪
565
00:30:24,664 --> 00:30:27,502
[INDISCERNIBLE CONVERSATION]
566
00:30:27,503 --> 00:30:32,304
♪♪
567
00:30:32,305 --> 00:30:34,683
(GASPS)
568
00:30:34,684 --> 00:30:37,354
CHESTER: So what can I do?
I mean, I'm just keeping the place open,
569
00:30:37,379 --> 00:30:39,109
I can't be in charge of the crazies.
570
00:30:39,110 --> 00:30:41,405
SHERIFF: Right, well, listen,
it's a full moon out here
571
00:30:41,406 --> 00:30:44,871
so you're not the only one
with crazy people tonight.
572
00:30:44,872 --> 00:30:48,879
[INDISCERNIBLE CONVERSATION]
573
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:51,133
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
574
00:30:51,134 --> 00:30:57,063
♪♪
575
00:31:11,425 --> 00:31:12,676
Sir... sir!
576
00:31:12,677 --> 00:31:14,596
Please step away from there,
that's private property.
577
00:31:14,597 --> 00:31:16,547
Yeah, man, that stuff's confidential.
578
00:31:16,572 --> 00:31:18,462
- LARRY: No... look.
- I think.
579
00:31:18,487 --> 00:31:19,780
This. You see?
580
00:31:19,805 --> 00:31:20,973
That's her name right there.
581
00:31:21,194 --> 00:31:22,687
That's her name, she's checked in.
582
00:31:22,712 --> 00:31:24,450
Where is she, Chester,
what'd you do with her?
583
00:31:24,451 --> 00:31:25,764
CHESTER: Is something wrong, Larry?
584
00:31:25,788 --> 00:31:28,291
- Huh, you see?
- Just relax and just...
585
00:31:28,292 --> 00:31:30,349
wait, why you making a fist here, Larry?
586
00:31:31,260 --> 00:31:34,252
Oh! Oh, man! Ow, God!
587
00:31:34,277 --> 00:31:36,972
- What did you do?
- I didn't touch him!
588
00:31:36,997 --> 00:31:38,123
Sir, you all right?
589
00:31:38,148 --> 00:31:39,511
LARRY: I didn't do anything!
590
00:31:39,536 --> 00:31:41,665
- SHERIFF: Sir, are you all right?
- I didn't see that coming.
591
00:31:41,689 --> 00:31:43,483
Sir, are you okay? What happened?
592
00:31:43,508 --> 00:31:44,615
Larry. He hit me.
593
00:31:44,616 --> 00:31:46,070
Did you seriously just punch him?
594
00:31:46,095 --> 00:31:47,680
- Where the fuck is...
- Not again.
595
00:31:48,081 --> 00:31:49,374
(CRASHING THUD)
596
00:31:49,375 --> 00:31:51,751
Sir, I'm gonna have to take you in.
597
00:31:51,776 --> 00:31:52,853
RACHEL: Larry?
598
00:31:52,878 --> 00:31:56,636
(LARRY GASPS, MOANS)
599
00:31:58,887 --> 00:32:00,139
Rachel?
600
00:32:00,164 --> 00:32:01,833
Larry! What the...
601
00:32:02,107 --> 00:32:03,400
Ma'am, stay there.
602
00:32:03,425 --> 00:32:04,790
He's coming with me.
603
00:32:05,965 --> 00:32:07,394
Officer, let him go.
604
00:32:09,457 --> 00:32:10,564
It's my fault.
605
00:32:11,127 --> 00:32:13,882
(MELLOW MUSIC ON RADIO)
606
00:32:13,883 --> 00:32:15,510
This man just assaulted you.
607
00:32:16,096 --> 00:32:19,219
Oh, I... I pushed him too far,
608
00:32:19,244 --> 00:32:20,986
I've been winding him up all night.
609
00:32:21,899 --> 00:32:23,837
Quite frankly, I've been a dick and
610
00:32:24,529 --> 00:32:27,785
I deserve a lot worse than
getting suckerpunched.
611
00:32:27,786 --> 00:32:29,635
So you're not gonna press charges?
612
00:32:29,660 --> 00:32:31,971
If anyone's guilty
of anything here, it's me,
613
00:32:32,846 --> 00:32:36,096
of bad taste and shenanigans.
614
00:32:38,155 --> 00:32:39,908
You gonna behave, son, hm?
615
00:32:39,933 --> 00:32:40,963
Yes.
616
00:32:46,038 --> 00:32:47,282
RACHEL: Thank God he's okay.
617
00:32:47,307 --> 00:32:49,501
SHERIFF: Now, I don't know
what's going on with you two,
618
00:32:49,525 --> 00:32:50,844
but if I got to come back here tonight,
619
00:32:50,868 --> 00:32:52,367
I'm taking you both in.
620
00:32:52,501 --> 00:32:54,672
- Ma'am.
- Uh, goodnight.
621
00:32:55,634 --> 00:32:57,385
Is he giving you a hard time?
622
00:32:57,386 --> 00:32:59,181
Yeah, he's been playing
these jokes on me all night.
623
00:32:59,182 --> 00:33:01,024
Larry, that was great, that was great.
624
00:33:01,049 --> 00:33:02,844
What the hell was that about, huh?
625
00:33:02,869 --> 00:33:04,419
Well, Larry was
really worried about you,
626
00:33:04,443 --> 00:33:06,697
and then he freaked out
and called the sheriff,
627
00:33:07,073 --> 00:33:09,409
and then I pulled this
great April Fools prank
628
00:33:09,410 --> 00:33:10,663
- and got him to leave.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
629
00:33:10,687 --> 00:33:12,439
You called the sheriff on him?
630
00:33:12,464 --> 00:33:14,801
Yes, I thought that
he did something to you.
631
00:33:14,819 --> 00:33:16,634
What do you mean,
did something to me?
632
00:33:17,642 --> 00:33:20,148
- I'm right here, okay?
- LARRY: Okay, well,
633
00:33:20,173 --> 00:33:22,898
he knew your name, I
didn't know that he...
634
00:33:22,923 --> 00:33:24,196
it's just...
635
00:33:25,165 --> 00:33:27,927
Well, Larry, it's an online reservation.
636
00:33:27,928 --> 00:33:30,523
You know, I had to put my
name down to book the room.
637
00:33:30,548 --> 00:33:32,664
It prints out by itself.
638
00:33:32,665 --> 00:33:34,015
I guess I should do a better job
639
00:33:34,016 --> 00:33:35,462
of keeping an eye on that, huh?
640
00:33:35,463 --> 00:33:38,491
RACHEL: Humph. Hey, relax.
641
00:33:38,492 --> 00:33:39,497
This is...
642
00:33:41,498 --> 00:33:42,832
RACHEL: Hey, relax.
643
00:33:42,833 --> 00:33:43,894
Uh...
644
00:33:44,972 --> 00:33:46,130
Look at me.
645
00:33:46,131 --> 00:33:48,344
- What took you so long?
- Oh, God, there was
646
00:33:48,345 --> 00:33:50,641
a big accident, I got
stuck on the freeway
647
00:33:50,666 --> 00:33:52,822
and I tried to do a detour.
648
00:33:53,268 --> 00:33:54,822
Got really lost, and
then I tried to text you
649
00:33:54,846 --> 00:33:56,094
and it wouldn't send through.
650
00:33:56,119 --> 00:33:57,465
We're gonna forget this whole thing
651
00:33:57,489 --> 00:33:58,864
ever happened, you hear me?
652
00:33:58,865 --> 00:34:00,618
(SOFT MUSIC)
653
00:34:00,619 --> 00:34:02,162
And you're gonna get some sleep.
654
00:34:02,163 --> 00:34:04,911
Recharge and enjoy the room on me,
655
00:34:05,521 --> 00:34:07,131
even though you suckerpunched me.
656
00:34:07,132 --> 00:34:08,249
LARRY: I didn't.
657
00:34:09,118 --> 00:34:10,430
CHESTER: You don't
have to shake my hand,
658
00:34:10,431 --> 00:34:12,307
we're way beyond handshakes, buddy.
659
00:34:12,308 --> 00:34:14,855
♪♪
660
00:34:14,856 --> 00:34:16,940
And you could have a room for free too,
661
00:34:16,965 --> 00:34:19,196
just for being so beautiful.
662
00:34:19,197 --> 00:34:21,736
Wow, okay, I don't
really know what's happening,
663
00:34:21,761 --> 00:34:22,996
but I like it.
664
00:34:22,997 --> 00:34:25,097
- I'm gonna go to my room.
- RACHEL: Uh, wait, um.
665
00:34:25,122 --> 00:34:27,862
It was really upsetting
meeting you at first,
666
00:34:27,887 --> 00:34:30,278
but you seem lovely now.
667
00:34:30,716 --> 00:34:32,891
A common refrain.
668
00:34:32,892 --> 00:34:36,398
♪♪
669
00:34:36,399 --> 00:34:37,609
(EAGLE SCREECHING)
670
00:34:37,610 --> 00:34:39,529
RACHEL: I wonder if
this is actually him.
671
00:34:39,530 --> 00:34:41,408
No, it's sexual
harassment is what it is.
672
00:34:41,409 --> 00:34:42,494
Eh...
673
00:34:42,495 --> 00:34:44,414
LARRY: [SARCASTICALLY] Ha ha.
674
00:34:44,415 --> 00:34:46,073
I just don't think that he's funny.
675
00:34:46,098 --> 00:34:47,481
Well, he could say the same thing about
676
00:34:47,505 --> 00:34:49,885
you calling the cops on him, you know?
677
00:34:49,886 --> 00:34:52,190
No, look, I mean, I kind of apologized.
678
00:34:53,769 --> 00:34:55,772
okay, maybe he's not
as bad as I thought.
679
00:34:55,773 --> 00:34:57,401
- Hm.
- This wedding's really just
680
00:34:57,902 --> 00:34:59,439
messing with my head, you know?
681
00:35:00,908 --> 00:35:02,650
I know. Here.
682
00:35:03,287 --> 00:35:05,165
It's gonna be all right, okay?
683
00:35:05,166 --> 00:35:09,381
♪♪
684
00:35:09,382 --> 00:35:11,427
And you should give Cindy this.
685
00:35:11,428 --> 00:35:13,431
(LAUGHTER)
686
00:35:13,432 --> 00:35:14,684
- Take it.
- Should we invite him
687
00:35:14,685 --> 00:35:15,856
- to the wedding?
- Ohh...
688
00:35:15,881 --> 00:35:17,384
-The Three Amigos? -Ugh!
689
00:35:17,409 --> 00:35:19,035
Go away!
690
00:35:19,444 --> 00:35:20,570
"Hey, Cindy."
691
00:35:20,571 --> 00:35:23,395
This is my giant cocked friend Chester.
692
00:35:24,204 --> 00:35:26,207
"You cousin-fucking bitch."
693
00:35:26,208 --> 00:35:27,459
(CHUCKLING)
694
00:35:27,460 --> 00:35:28,462
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
695
00:35:30,676 --> 00:35:33,055
Go! Go get it!
696
00:35:37,438 --> 00:35:41,529
(EERIE MUSIC)
697
00:35:41,530 --> 00:35:43,340
- It's Chester.
- Well, open it.
698
00:35:43,365 --> 00:35:45,705
- No, shut off the lights!
- He'll see, dude!
699
00:35:45,706 --> 00:35:47,009
Maybe he'll get the hint.
700
00:35:47,710 --> 00:35:49,211
We're coming!
701
00:35:49,212 --> 00:35:52,092
♪♪
702
00:35:52,093 --> 00:35:53,679
(SIGHS)
703
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:55,915
♪♪
704
00:35:55,940 --> 00:35:58,980
Sorry for interrupting,
just dropping off a couple drinks.
705
00:36:00,810 --> 00:36:02,971
Thought you might need them
after the night you've had.
706
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:05,577
On the house.
707
00:36:05,578 --> 00:36:08,751
♪♪
708
00:36:08,752 --> 00:36:09,977
Have a good night.
709
00:36:10,307 --> 00:36:11,809
Say thank you, he's going.
710
00:36:11,966 --> 00:36:14,178
LARRY: Um, hey, hey, Chester?
711
00:36:14,179 --> 00:36:16,057
♪♪
712
00:36:16,485 --> 00:36:19,164
Thanks, man, this
is... it's really nice.
713
00:36:20,483 --> 00:36:22,612
And... listen,
714
00:36:22,613 --> 00:36:24,240
I'm sorry again about...
715
00:36:26,078 --> 00:36:27,362
Calling the cops?
716
00:36:27,580 --> 00:36:28,999
Punching me in the face?
717
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:30,878
(DING)
718
00:36:30,879 --> 00:36:31,999
Don't worry about it.
719
00:36:33,258 --> 00:36:34,827
Okay. Uh...
720
00:36:35,889 --> 00:36:38,645
Hey, why don't we join you for a drink?
721
00:36:39,647 --> 00:36:41,273
Nah, it's late.
722
00:36:41,274 --> 00:36:42,861
Come on, dude, just one drink.
723
00:36:46,744 --> 00:36:48,998
All right, one drink!
724
00:36:48,999 --> 00:36:51,168
Just one, though, not two.
725
00:36:51,169 --> 00:36:52,295
Maybe nine.
726
00:36:52,296 --> 00:36:53,590
(CHESTER CHUCKLES)
727
00:36:53,591 --> 00:36:54,697
I'm just fucking with you.
728
00:36:54,722 --> 00:36:56,027
We could have 12 if you want,
729
00:36:56,052 --> 00:36:57,221
I'm all set up.
730
00:36:57,568 --> 00:36:58,591
All right.
731
00:36:59,019 --> 00:37:00,208
You want to meet there?
732
00:37:00,647 --> 00:37:02,482
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
733
00:37:02,483 --> 00:37:05,082
- Aw, so you had to leave him.
- Yeah.
734
00:37:06,483 --> 00:37:07,952
Hercules had to stay with our mom.
735
00:37:08,436 --> 00:37:09,644
It wasn't very zen out there.
736
00:37:10,308 --> 00:37:14,409
I was basically the
least zen person in Tibet.
737
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:16,597
I've never been much for meditation.
738
00:37:17,253 --> 00:37:20,310
I had an ex try to steal my mind once,
739
00:37:20,311 --> 00:37:21,959
so I had to steal her body.
740
00:37:22,816 --> 00:37:24,903
(NOISY SUCKING)
741
00:37:24,904 --> 00:37:29,704
♪♪
742
00:37:29,705 --> 00:37:30,865
It was a joke.
743
00:37:30,890 --> 00:37:32,391
Come on, guys, lighten up!
744
00:37:32,585 --> 00:37:34,185
I just watched her dog last week.
745
00:37:34,547 --> 00:37:35,709
She's a big bitch.
746
00:37:36,510 --> 00:37:37,763
Dog was fat, too.
747
00:37:38,905 --> 00:37:40,240
(CHUCKLING)
748
00:37:41,813 --> 00:37:43,795
So are you ever serious, or...
749
00:37:43,820 --> 00:37:45,615
Oh boy, the doctor's in.
750
00:37:45,946 --> 00:37:47,457
Let me just lay on the couch.
751
00:37:48,043 --> 00:37:50,426
I'll take two hand jobs
and call you in the morning.
752
00:37:51,364 --> 00:37:53,334
The structure of that
joke doesn't even make sense.
753
00:37:53,335 --> 00:37:54,963
Like, if I'm the doctor,
I should be the one
754
00:37:54,964 --> 00:37:56,426
prescribing the hand jobs.
755
00:37:56,968 --> 00:37:59,471
♪♪
756
00:37:59,472 --> 00:38:01,852
(CHUCKLING)
757
00:38:01,853 --> 00:38:05,358
♪♪
758
00:38:05,515 --> 00:38:06,804
Now we're getting somewhere.
759
00:38:07,196 --> 00:38:09,993
♪♪
760
00:38:09,994 --> 00:38:11,418
So what's this guy's deal, Rach?
761
00:38:11,443 --> 00:38:14,730
Has he always been, you know, uptight?
762
00:38:15,636 --> 00:38:17,797
RACHEL: Oh, you should have
seen him when he was a kid.
763
00:38:18,435 --> 00:38:20,995
He was the funniest,
happiest little guy.
764
00:38:21,963 --> 00:38:23,596
Couldn't go two minutes
without laughing.
765
00:38:24,081 --> 00:38:25,383
And everyone adored him.
766
00:38:26,484 --> 00:38:28,029
So what happened to him?
767
00:38:30,367 --> 00:38:31,620
Well, that Larry is still there,
768
00:38:31,621 --> 00:38:34,061
it's just that I'm the only one
that gets to see it sometimes.
769
00:38:34,869 --> 00:38:37,068
Or maybe he's just an asshole.
770
00:38:37,883 --> 00:38:39,701
RACHEL: [GIGGLING] Maybe.
771
00:38:40,471 --> 00:38:44,896
♪♪
772
00:38:44,897 --> 00:38:45,923
Uh... oh!
773
00:38:46,524 --> 00:38:48,378
♪♪
774
00:38:48,517 --> 00:38:50,009
Whoa! He got it.
775
00:38:50,532 --> 00:38:51,544
CHESTER: Okay, you two.
776
00:38:52,245 --> 00:38:54,677
I wish I had that kind of
closeness with somebody.
777
00:38:55,627 --> 00:38:57,672
So what is your story, Chester?
778
00:38:57,673 --> 00:39:00,134
♪♪
779
00:39:00,135 --> 00:39:01,138
No story.
780
00:39:02,139 --> 00:39:03,825
I'm just a goodtime guy.
781
00:39:05,332 --> 00:39:07,825
A few drinks, a few laughs.
782
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:11,568
I'm a maker of cocktails
783
00:39:11,593 --> 00:39:13,623
and a purveyor of jokes.
784
00:39:15,748 --> 00:39:17,573
To be honest, I'm not fucked up at all.
785
00:39:21,679 --> 00:39:23,015
To new friends.
786
00:39:24,935 --> 00:39:27,317
♪ We'll be holding hands ♪
787
00:39:27,342 --> 00:39:31,603
♪ until the end of time ♪
788
00:39:33,105 --> 00:39:34,106
(LARRY SIGHS)
789
00:39:34,131 --> 00:39:36,107
This is a very special batch.
790
00:39:36,132 --> 00:39:39,471
LARRY: No, no, no, no, no,
no, I can't do another one.
791
00:39:39,496 --> 00:39:40,856
No, no, no, no!
792
00:39:41,551 --> 00:39:45,183
(SOFT MUSIC)
793
00:39:45,184 --> 00:39:47,381
So what's the real
story with this wedding, man?
794
00:39:49,192 --> 00:39:52,030
Uh... like, how do you mean?
795
00:39:52,031 --> 00:39:54,576
♪♪
796
00:39:54,577 --> 00:39:57,118
You got a real heaviness about you.
797
00:39:57,834 --> 00:39:59,975
Your aura is all fumbled.
798
00:40:01,584 --> 00:40:03,772
Feel like you're dying
to let something out.
799
00:40:05,307 --> 00:40:06,405
Level with me.
800
00:40:08,606 --> 00:40:11,861
It's just... it's just this girl.
801
00:40:11,862 --> 00:40:15,493
♪♪
802
00:40:15,494 --> 00:40:16,596
What's her name?
803
00:40:16,997 --> 00:40:20,629
♪♪
804
00:40:20,630 --> 00:40:21,955
Cindy Hughes.
805
00:40:22,258 --> 00:40:27,101
♪♪
806
00:40:28,506 --> 00:40:30,554
She's the only girl I
ever wanted to marry.
807
00:40:31,234 --> 00:40:33,362
♪♪
808
00:40:35,089 --> 00:40:36,190
But she dumped me
809
00:40:38,191 --> 00:40:39,839
the day before I was gonna propose.
810
00:40:40,252 --> 00:40:43,215
♪♪
811
00:40:43,216 --> 00:40:45,762
And now, she's getting married tomorrow.
812
00:40:45,763 --> 00:40:47,950
♪♪
813
00:40:47,975 --> 00:40:49,161
Who's she marrying?
814
00:40:49,479 --> 00:40:52,017
Pfft, you're never gonna believe this.
815
00:40:53,361 --> 00:40:54,907
My first cousin.
816
00:40:56,869 --> 00:40:58,037
You know, I keep wondering,
817
00:40:58,038 --> 00:41:00,041
like, what's more humiliating:
818
00:41:00,042 --> 00:41:05,259
to go and know that everyone knows
819
00:41:05,260 --> 00:41:06,696
or to not go,
820
00:41:07,641 --> 00:41:10,394
knowing that everyone there is gonna be
821
00:41:10,395 --> 00:41:12,067
secretly laughing at me?
822
00:41:12,859 --> 00:41:15,154
♪♪
823
00:41:15,155 --> 00:41:18,753
What you need to do
is have the last laugh.
824
00:41:20,346 --> 00:41:21,792
That's the end game, man.
825
00:41:22,192 --> 00:41:25,699
♪♪
826
00:41:25,724 --> 00:41:29,481
That's how the loser... wins.
827
00:41:29,685 --> 00:41:34,192
♪♪
828
00:41:34,193 --> 00:41:35,240
LARRY: You know,
829
00:41:36,708 --> 00:41:38,896
actually I was thinking
about doing something.
830
00:41:39,203 --> 00:41:41,708
♪♪
831
00:41:41,709 --> 00:41:43,233
After Cindy dumped me,
832
00:41:45,970 --> 00:41:49,005
I wrote the letter to end all letters.
833
00:41:49,265 --> 00:41:51,310
♪♪
834
00:41:51,835 --> 00:41:53,446
Just never had the
guts to give it to her,
835
00:41:53,470 --> 00:41:54,593
but tomorrow,
836
00:41:56,054 --> 00:41:57,171
tomorrow I will.
837
00:41:57,949 --> 00:42:00,328
Right before she says, "I do."
838
00:42:00,329 --> 00:42:05,672
♪♪
839
00:42:05,673 --> 00:42:06,752
Can I see it?
840
00:42:07,230 --> 00:42:08,231
Mmmm.
841
00:42:08,256 --> 00:42:10,089
Come on, Larry, let me see it.
842
00:42:10,850 --> 00:42:13,027
We're having a moment here, Larry.
843
00:42:14,503 --> 00:42:15,942
Come on, Larry, let me see it.
844
00:42:15,943 --> 00:42:17,694
You're never gonna see me again.
845
00:42:19,758 --> 00:42:21,318
I'll tell you if I think you...
846
00:42:22,624 --> 00:42:24,092
captured the right energy.
847
00:42:24,628 --> 00:42:27,591
♪♪
848
00:42:27,592 --> 00:42:29,092
I've never let anyone read it.
849
00:42:29,930 --> 00:42:31,599
Not even Rachel.
850
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:37,486
♪♪
851
00:42:41,704 --> 00:42:45,239
"Dear Cindy, words
are really not my thing.
852
00:42:46,028 --> 00:42:48,356
Cindy, I love you, I've
never loved anyone..."
853
00:42:49,009 --> 00:42:54,519
♪♪
854
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:56,273
Ah, I love you, Lar.
855
00:42:56,274 --> 00:43:02,160
♪♪
856
00:43:02,442 --> 00:43:03,762
That's fucking beautiful, man.
857
00:43:06,151 --> 00:43:07,441
It's gonna crucify her.
858
00:43:07,922 --> 00:43:11,011
♪♪
859
00:43:11,012 --> 00:43:12,139
What time is it?
860
00:43:13,916 --> 00:43:15,644
Uh, I don't know, it's late.
861
00:43:16,648 --> 00:43:20,237
Well, uh, bedtime for Bonzo.
862
00:43:20,452 --> 00:43:23,436
Yeah, I should probably
be getting back to the desk.
863
00:43:23,717 --> 00:43:25,928
Who knows how many
customers I've missed.
864
00:43:25,953 --> 00:43:27,324
All right, good night.
865
00:43:28,672 --> 00:43:29,807
CHESTER: Oh, wait one sec.
866
00:43:29,877 --> 00:43:31,912
I need to get a picture
of you, can you come here?
867
00:43:31,937 --> 00:43:33,564
RACHEL: Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
868
00:43:33,589 --> 00:43:35,091
I look like a scrub muffin.
869
00:43:35,116 --> 00:43:36,936
CHESTER: Shut up, you look amazing.
870
00:43:36,961 --> 00:43:38,030
Smile, babies.
871
00:43:39,527 --> 00:43:40,694
(CAMERA CLICKS)
872
00:43:41,501 --> 00:43:43,360
RACHEL: Okay, all right.
873
00:43:43,385 --> 00:43:44,429
Good night.
874
00:43:44,454 --> 00:43:45,743
That's a great picture of me.
875
00:43:46,290 --> 00:43:48,437
But... just...
876
00:43:49,502 --> 00:43:50,702
CHESTER: Good night, Lar-Bear.
877
00:43:55,308 --> 00:43:58,063
(GENTLE MUSIC)
878
00:43:58,064 --> 00:44:00,694
♪♪
879
00:44:00,695 --> 00:44:03,198
FAKE CINDY: I love you, Larry.
880
00:44:03,199 --> 00:44:09,086
♪♪
881
00:44:19,608 --> 00:44:22,194
(MUSIC DARKENING)
882
00:44:22,195 --> 00:44:25,367
♪♪
883
00:44:25,368 --> 00:44:26,621
(DRAMATIC BEAT)
884
00:44:26,622 --> 00:44:32,592
♪♪
885
00:44:48,788 --> 00:44:51,544
GERRY: What... the fuck?!
886
00:44:53,711 --> 00:44:55,267
What the hell, come on, no!
887
00:44:56,389 --> 00:44:57,611
(GERRY SHOUTING)
888
00:44:58,769 --> 00:45:00,105
[SHOUTING] Jesus!
889
00:45:02,109 --> 00:45:03,516
[SOBBING] Who would do this to you?
890
00:45:04,897 --> 00:45:06,344
[SHOUTING] Who would do this to you?
891
00:45:09,179 --> 00:45:10,558
(GERRY GRUNTS)
892
00:45:12,797 --> 00:45:15,510
(GERRY WHIMPERING)
893
00:45:18,266 --> 00:45:21,022
(GERRY SHOUTING IN AGONY)
894
00:45:21,906 --> 00:45:23,784
- Who is... oh, ah.
- Jesus.
895
00:45:24,028 --> 00:45:26,125
- GERRY: Oh, no, Betty!
- Who is this guy?
896
00:45:26,835 --> 00:45:29,388
- LARRY: He's just this biker guy.
- Betty, no!
897
00:45:29,789 --> 00:45:32,418
It looks like Chester
went too far this time.
898
00:45:32,419 --> 00:45:34,925
GERRY: [WHIMPERING] Who would...
who would do this to you?
899
00:45:35,185 --> 00:45:36,904
Not... not Betty!
900
00:45:37,179 --> 00:45:38,530
You goddamn son of a bitch!
901
00:45:38,555 --> 00:45:39,827
Is there a problem, Gerald?
902
00:45:40,936 --> 00:45:42,313
I swear to fucking Christ,
903
00:45:42,314 --> 00:45:44,116
I'm gonna tear someone's
fucking head off.
904
00:45:46,656 --> 00:45:49,704
Oh, someone put a
crotch on your crotch rocket.
905
00:45:54,421 --> 00:45:55,770
Did you do this?
906
00:45:59,024 --> 00:46:00,215
You think this is funny?
907
00:46:00,817 --> 00:46:03,063
Oh, at least you won't
mix it up with anyone else.
908
00:46:03,064 --> 00:46:04,315
(GASPS) Jesus.
909
00:46:04,316 --> 00:46:05,442
(GRUNTING)
910
00:46:05,443 --> 00:46:07,446
- Not funny, man.
- RACHEL: Guys.
911
00:46:07,447 --> 00:46:08,658
- GERRY: Fuck you!
- RACHEL: Guys, guys, stop it.
912
00:46:08,659 --> 00:46:10,954
- GERRY: Who would do this?
- Can we just talk about this?
913
00:46:11,166 --> 00:46:12,619
You want some of this, little man?
914
00:46:18,262 --> 00:46:19,644
I'm gonna cut you up, man.
915
00:46:19,669 --> 00:46:22,172
(GRUNTING)
916
00:46:22,352 --> 00:46:23,631
What's he doing?
917
00:46:25,427 --> 00:46:27,430
(GRUNTING)
918
00:46:27,455 --> 00:46:30,460
(TENSE MUSIC)
919
00:46:30,703 --> 00:46:31,804
Chester.
920
00:46:32,205 --> 00:46:36,004
♪♪
921
00:46:36,005 --> 00:46:38,216
[SHOUTING] I... was... just...
922
00:46:38,217 --> 00:46:40,805
fucking... with... you!
923
00:46:40,806 --> 00:46:42,976
(GERRY WHINING IN PAIN)
924
00:46:42,977 --> 00:46:45,230
[CONCERNED] Oh man, oh man, oh man.
925
00:46:45,231 --> 00:46:49,113
♪♪
926
00:46:49,114 --> 00:46:50,490
(GROANING)
927
00:46:50,491 --> 00:46:51,842
Gerald, are you okay?
928
00:46:52,747 --> 00:46:54,332
(GROANING)
929
00:46:54,333 --> 00:46:56,837
♪♪
930
00:46:56,838 --> 00:46:58,860
Gerald, things got carried away, man.
931
00:46:59,761 --> 00:47:01,167
Are you okay, man?
932
00:47:01,192 --> 00:47:02,992
(GROANING)
933
00:47:03,017 --> 00:47:04,526
Are you okay?
934
00:47:05,355 --> 00:47:06,401
You okay?
935
00:47:06,564 --> 00:47:07,625
You okay, man?
936
00:47:08,612 --> 00:47:10,239
(GERRY WHIMPERING)
937
00:47:10,240 --> 00:47:13,345
GERRY: Please, Chester, please.
938
00:47:13,370 --> 00:47:15,353
You need to learn to take a joke.
939
00:47:15,894 --> 00:47:19,149
(SQUISHING, GERRY SCREAMING)
940
00:47:19,174 --> 00:47:20,360
♪♪
941
00:47:20,385 --> 00:47:21,971
Chester.
942
00:47:22,073 --> 00:47:24,893
♪♪
943
00:47:25,027 --> 00:47:26,548
CHESTER: [CONCERNED] You okay, Gerald?
944
00:47:26,652 --> 00:47:27,799
Are you okay?
945
00:47:29,307 --> 00:47:31,743
You guys, I don't think he's all right.
946
00:47:33,244 --> 00:47:35,247
Gerald, Gerald!
947
00:47:35,248 --> 00:47:36,274
RACHEL: What happened?
948
00:47:36,275 --> 00:47:37,694
CHESTER: Oh, no.
949
00:47:38,420 --> 00:47:39,797
Oh!
950
00:47:39,924 --> 00:47:41,178
Oh, fuck, no.
951
00:47:46,061 --> 00:47:47,217
He had a knife.
952
00:47:47,690 --> 00:47:48,941
You saw, right?
953
00:47:48,942 --> 00:47:50,032
He was gonna kill me.
954
00:47:50,057 --> 00:47:51,142
Gerald!
955
00:47:54,829 --> 00:47:55,961
He's dead.
956
00:47:58,544 --> 00:47:59,646
I killed him.
957
00:48:00,794 --> 00:48:04,146
Holy fuck, I fucking killed someone.
958
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:07,844
We have to call the police.
959
00:48:08,271 --> 00:48:09,282
No.
960
00:48:12,149 --> 00:48:13,542
Everything's gonna be all right.
961
00:48:13,567 --> 00:48:14,630
No, it won't.
962
00:48:17,582 --> 00:48:18,722
I'll take care of it.
963
00:48:19,086 --> 00:48:21,214
(TENSE MUSIC)
964
00:48:21,215 --> 00:48:22,300
LARRY: What are you...
965
00:48:22,301 --> 00:48:23,551
what what are you doing?
966
00:48:24,304 --> 00:48:26,262
(LARRY AND RACHEL PLEADING NO)
967
00:48:27,352 --> 00:48:28,449
I'll call.
968
00:48:29,064 --> 00:48:30,232
♪♪
969
00:48:30,233 --> 00:48:32,612
(RELIEVED SIGHS)
970
00:48:32,948 --> 00:48:35,108
Once I make this phone call,
it's gonna change my life.
971
00:48:36,214 --> 00:48:37,934
Larry, can I ask you
to do something for me?
972
00:48:40,282 --> 00:48:41,370
O-okay.
973
00:48:42,382 --> 00:48:45,303
Will you go get me some vodka?
974
00:48:45,304 --> 00:48:47,349
♪♪
975
00:48:47,350 --> 00:48:48,476
Some vodka?
976
00:48:48,971 --> 00:48:50,538
Okay, okay.
977
00:48:51,108 --> 00:48:52,735
♪♪
978
00:48:52,736 --> 00:48:54,874
One last drink before the long walk.
979
00:48:55,575 --> 00:48:58,622
♪♪
980
00:48:58,623 --> 00:49:00,745
All right, okay.
981
00:49:01,462 --> 00:49:03,006
(PANTING)
982
00:49:03,007 --> 00:49:06,512
(CHESTER DIALING PHONE)
983
00:49:06,513 --> 00:49:09,518
(PHONE RINGING)
984
00:49:09,519 --> 00:49:11,049
CHESTER: Hello, Sheriff's Department?
985
00:49:12,010 --> 00:49:14,105
There's been a tragedy
at the Pink Motel.
986
00:49:15,406 --> 00:49:16,891
My friend is dead.
987
00:49:17,243 --> 00:49:19,623
♪♪
988
00:49:19,624 --> 00:49:21,227
[SOBBING] It was an accident.
989
00:49:21,794 --> 00:49:25,008
♪♪
990
00:49:25,009 --> 00:49:27,722
(LARRY AND RACHEL PANTING)
991
00:49:27,723 --> 00:49:28,963
LARRY: Holy shit,
992
00:49:28,988 --> 00:49:31,103
I can't believe what the hell
is happening right now.
993
00:49:31,104 --> 00:49:32,231
We have to call the cops.
994
00:49:32,232 --> 00:49:33,541
- LARRY: Huh?
- Now.
995
00:49:34,027 --> 00:49:35,713
He said that he was
calling them already.
996
00:49:36,471 --> 00:49:37,969
You think he really made that call?
997
00:49:38,870 --> 00:49:40,665
I don't know. I don't know.
998
00:49:40,666 --> 00:49:42,167
- Give me your phone.
- Huh?
999
00:49:42,168 --> 00:49:43,628
- Give me your phone.
- Right.
1000
00:49:44,632 --> 00:49:45,800
God, come on.
1001
00:49:45,801 --> 00:49:47,311
- Call, call, call, call, call.
- I am, I am.
1002
00:49:47,412 --> 00:49:48,430
(PHONE RINGING)
1003
00:49:48,431 --> 00:49:50,548
- OPERATOR: 9-1-1, what's your emergency?
- Hello, hi, uh,
1004
00:49:50,572 --> 00:49:53,022
yeah, I'm calling from
the Pink Motel and Lounge.
1005
00:49:53,023 --> 00:49:54,683
- I wanted to report...
- OPERATOR: Um, yes,
1006
00:49:54,707 --> 00:49:56,394
the sheriff's already on his way.
1007
00:49:56,419 --> 00:49:57,636
Are you currently in danger?
1008
00:49:57,661 --> 00:50:00,415
RACHEL: No, not this
second, no, but, um, uh,
1009
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:03,319
can you just make sure
that he... he's quick?
1010
00:50:03,344 --> 00:50:05,956
- OPERATOR: Yes, I'll let him know.
- Okay, thank you.
1011
00:50:06,049 --> 00:50:08,247
I guess you were right,
he, uh, he made the call.
1012
00:50:08,633 --> 00:50:09,717
What are you doing?
1013
00:50:09,742 --> 00:50:12,270
I'm... I'm... I'm getting
him that... that vodka.
1014
00:50:12,295 --> 00:50:13,464
RACHEL: What?
1015
00:50:14,402 --> 00:50:17,114
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
1016
00:50:17,139 --> 00:50:18,145
(GASPS)
1017
00:50:18,170 --> 00:50:20,422
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!
1018
00:50:20,447 --> 00:50:21,555
(EAGLE SCREECHING)
1019
00:50:21,580 --> 00:50:23,618
Looks like it's Johnny and Sherrie.
1020
00:50:23,643 --> 00:50:25,671
(TENSE MUSIC)
1021
00:50:25,672 --> 00:50:31,098
♪♪
1022
00:50:31,214 --> 00:50:33,969
Now I know you're probably thinking
1023
00:50:33,994 --> 00:50:36,860
this elderly couple was
horrendously murdered
1024
00:50:36,861 --> 00:50:39,323
in the motel that
they owned and operate.
1025
00:50:39,324 --> 00:50:40,951
(GLASS SHATTERING)
1026
00:50:40,952 --> 00:50:42,995
And you're right, they were.
1027
00:50:43,750 --> 00:50:44,784
But not by me.
1028
00:50:45,503 --> 00:50:47,339
♪♪
1029
00:50:47,340 --> 00:50:48,341
(CLATTERING)
1030
00:50:48,342 --> 00:50:52,194
Turns out Johnny here was
a worldclass pervert.
1031
00:50:52,219 --> 00:50:53,852
JOHNNY: I like to watch 'em fuck.
1032
00:50:53,853 --> 00:50:56,942
He had hidden cameras
installed in every room.
1033
00:50:56,943 --> 00:50:58,069
(GLASS SHATTERING)
1034
00:50:58,070 --> 00:50:59,739
JOHNNY: Dumb fucks
don't know I'm watching.
1035
00:50:59,740 --> 00:51:01,325
And he was getting
away with it for years
1036
00:51:01,326 --> 00:51:02,954
until good old Chester came along
1037
00:51:02,955 --> 00:51:06,869
and realized that something was
rotten in the state of Denmark.
1038
00:51:07,036 --> 00:51:08,299
I figured it out!
1039
00:51:08,547 --> 00:51:10,508
♪♪
1040
00:51:10,533 --> 00:51:11,739
So I confronted him about it!
1041
00:51:11,764 --> 00:51:13,516
SHERRIE: You're a bad man, John!
1042
00:51:13,517 --> 00:51:16,707
CHESTER: And when I did, Sherrie
felt the years of betrayal
1043
00:51:16,732 --> 00:51:18,935
of not knowing that her
husband was a pervert
1044
00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:20,781
and she took out a knife.
1045
00:51:20,782 --> 00:51:23,662
- SHERRIE: I'm gonna kill you!
- And she started stabbing Johnny.
1046
00:51:23,663 --> 00:51:25,498
JOHNNY: Not if I kill you first, bitch!
1047
00:51:25,499 --> 00:51:26,916
And he started strangling her.
1048
00:51:27,525 --> 00:51:28,979
And there they were, both of them,
1049
00:51:29,299 --> 00:51:33,321
intertwined in this... embrace of death.
1050
00:51:33,346 --> 00:51:36,435
♪♪
1051
00:51:36,731 --> 00:51:37,982
Killing each other.
1052
00:51:37,983 --> 00:51:40,153
(JOHNNY AND SHERRIE SCREAMING)
1053
00:51:40,154 --> 00:51:41,865
♪♪
1054
00:51:42,103 --> 00:51:43,876
It was the most honest
expression of marriage
1055
00:51:43,901 --> 00:51:45,462
I've ever seen in my life.
1056
00:51:51,056 --> 00:51:53,650
But you gotta believe I didn't
have anything to do with it.
1057
00:51:56,771 --> 00:51:57,919
Do you believe me?
1058
00:51:58,190 --> 00:52:00,444
(BREATHING ANXIOUSLY)
1059
00:52:01,661 --> 00:52:03,818
Yeah, I believe you, Chester.
1060
00:52:06,331 --> 00:52:07,773
Let's get you that drink, huh?
1061
00:52:08,991 --> 00:52:11,343
I knew there was a
reason I liked this girl.
1062
00:52:18,006 --> 00:52:19,509
RACHEL: Shots all around.
1063
00:52:21,528 --> 00:52:24,496
Well, you're not gonna make
me drink this by myself.
1064
00:52:25,225 --> 00:52:26,278
Hmm?
1065
00:52:28,051 --> 00:52:29,285
(SHOT GLASS CLANKS)
1066
00:52:31,575 --> 00:52:32,781
I was right.
1067
00:52:33,176 --> 00:52:34,625
What was it that Gerald said?
1068
00:52:35,242 --> 00:52:37,070
It's rude to leave a drink that...
1069
00:52:38,103 --> 00:52:39,457
someone poured for you.
1070
00:52:41,986 --> 00:52:44,398
Oh, by the way, you never
told me your sister's name.
1071
00:52:45,576 --> 00:52:47,320
I looked on your Facebook page.
1072
00:52:49,250 --> 00:52:50,753
(BOTTLE SHATTERS)
1073
00:52:50,754 --> 00:52:52,213
[SHOUTING] Run!
1074
00:52:52,214 --> 00:52:54,051
(TENSE MUSIC)
1075
00:52:54,052 --> 00:52:56,096
LARRY: Fuck, my keys are in the room.
1076
00:52:56,097 --> 00:52:57,600
RACHEL: Mine too.
1077
00:52:57,601 --> 00:52:59,353
LARRY: My room, my room.
1078
00:52:59,354 --> 00:53:00,554
RACHEL: Over here.
1079
00:53:00,579 --> 00:53:01,733
Oh my God.
1080
00:53:03,236 --> 00:53:05,073
LARRY: Fuck, where the fuck are they?
1081
00:53:05,074 --> 00:53:06,701
RACHEL: How am I supposed to know?
1082
00:53:06,702 --> 00:53:08,120
♪♪
1083
00:53:08,121 --> 00:53:09,832
- LARRY: Fuck.
- RACHEL: No!
1084
00:53:09,833 --> 00:53:11,460
Oh, shit.
1085
00:53:11,461 --> 00:53:12,504
(TAPPING ON GLASS)
1086
00:53:12,505 --> 00:53:14,216
Oh my God, oh my God!
1087
00:53:14,217 --> 00:53:15,636
♪♪
1088
00:53:15,637 --> 00:53:18,391
(RACHEL WHIMPERING)
1089
00:53:18,392 --> 00:53:19,852
LARRY: No, no, no, no, no.
1090
00:53:19,853 --> 00:53:21,146
RACHEL: What are you doing?
1091
00:53:21,147 --> 00:53:22,775
(GRUNTING)
1092
00:53:22,776 --> 00:53:24,277
(DOOR LOCKS)
1093
00:53:24,278 --> 00:53:29,914
♪♪
1094
00:53:29,915 --> 00:53:31,054
What?
1095
00:53:32,253 --> 00:53:33,382
He's still there.
1096
00:53:34,424 --> 00:53:35,592
(SIGHS)
1097
00:53:35,593 --> 00:53:38,139
♪♪
1098
00:53:38,140 --> 00:53:39,224
RACHEL: Oh, God.
1099
00:53:39,225 --> 00:53:41,145
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
1100
00:53:41,146 --> 00:53:42,648
(PANTING)
1101
00:53:42,649 --> 00:53:44,276
(CHESTER LAUGHING)
1102
00:53:44,277 --> 00:53:46,530
(POLICE SIREN WAILING)
1103
00:53:46,531 --> 00:53:51,166
♪♪
1104
00:53:52,924 --> 00:53:54,050
Oh, God.
1105
00:53:54,380 --> 00:54:00,309
♪♪
1106
00:54:09,535 --> 00:54:11,038
RACHEL: We have to warn the sheriff.
1107
00:54:11,039 --> 00:54:12,824
Fuck that, that sheriff hates me.
1108
00:54:12,849 --> 00:54:17,148
♪♪
1109
00:54:17,510 --> 00:54:19,378
- Sheriff, you have to help us!
- Don't move.
1110
00:54:20,182 --> 00:54:21,768
What? No.
1111
00:54:21,769 --> 00:54:24,314
No, no, no, it's just
us from before, remember?
1112
00:54:24,315 --> 00:54:26,568
The two of you on the ground now.
1113
00:54:26,569 --> 00:54:29,200
You... you don't understand.
He is crazy.
1114
00:54:29,201 --> 00:54:30,922
All right, you've
got to the count of three.
1115
00:54:31,885 --> 00:54:32,896
One.
1116
00:54:33,738 --> 00:54:34,739
Two.
1117
00:54:34,764 --> 00:54:35,777
LARRY: Okay.
1118
00:54:36,355 --> 00:54:38,395
- Three.
- CHESTER: Thank you for coming, Sheriff.
1119
00:54:40,793 --> 00:54:43,295
My God, sir, are you all right?
What happened?
1120
00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:45,326
She hit me in the head with a bottle.
1121
00:54:45,351 --> 00:54:46,395
(WHIMPERING IN PAIN)
1122
00:54:49,803 --> 00:54:51,443
Did you hit him in
the head with a bottle?
1123
00:54:53,498 --> 00:54:54,601
Yes.
1124
00:54:55,117 --> 00:54:58,007
But... he killed those
people in the diner,
1125
00:54:58,008 --> 00:54:59,889
and... and he killed a
guy, the body's just...
1126
00:55:00,847 --> 00:55:03,184
(TENSE MUSIC)
1127
00:55:03,185 --> 00:55:04,382
God damn it.
1128
00:55:04,699 --> 00:55:05,950
Oh, God.
1129
00:55:06,130 --> 00:55:07,381
I knew it was a bad idea
1130
00:55:07,406 --> 00:55:08,742
not to take you in earlier.
1131
00:55:08,767 --> 00:55:10,060
Face down.
1132
00:55:10,208 --> 00:55:11,693
Right now, on the ground, now!
1133
00:55:13,222 --> 00:55:15,475
LARRY: Officer, it wasn't us.
1134
00:55:15,500 --> 00:55:16,878
SHERIFF: I'm taking you in for aiding
1135
00:55:16,879 --> 00:55:17,976
and abetting an idiot.
1136
00:55:18,001 --> 00:55:19,250
(RACHEL GROANING IN PAIN)
1137
00:55:20,510 --> 00:55:22,222
(CHEERFUL DING)
1138
00:55:22,535 --> 00:55:24,369
Hey, hey, don't do it,
don't do it, don't do it!
1139
00:55:24,393 --> 00:55:25,576
- RACHEL: Larry!
- (LARRY SCREAMING)
1140
00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:27,586
- (TASER ZAPPING)
- [SHOUTING] RACHEL: Larry!
1141
00:55:27,946 --> 00:55:29,113
Stop it, stop!
1142
00:55:29,138 --> 00:55:30,264
Please stop!
1143
00:55:30,289 --> 00:55:31,501
(LARRY CONVULSING)
1144
00:55:35,062 --> 00:55:37,708
(LAUGHING)
1145
00:55:38,161 --> 00:55:39,684
What are you laughing at?
1146
00:55:40,635 --> 00:55:42,028
I'm just fuckin' with you.
1147
00:55:43,632 --> 00:55:44,871
That was priceless.
1148
00:55:45,691 --> 00:55:46,776
What are you talking about?
1149
00:55:46,801 --> 00:55:48,552
I mean, it took a lot of
work to set this up.
1150
00:55:48,576 --> 00:55:50,244
I told you, he's a psycho!
1151
00:55:50,269 --> 00:55:51,406
Hey, shut up.
1152
00:55:51,407 --> 00:55:53,261
You're gonna get your chance, all right?
1153
00:55:53,286 --> 00:55:54,621
(CHOKING)
1154
00:55:54,746 --> 00:55:57,000
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
1155
00:55:57,001 --> 00:55:59,045
(GAGGING)
1156
00:55:59,046 --> 00:56:01,676
♪♪
1157
00:56:01,677 --> 00:56:02,804
Sheriff, are you okay?
1158
00:56:03,305 --> 00:56:04,432
Are you okay, Sheriff?
1159
00:56:04,784 --> 00:56:06,547
Are you okay, are you okay?
1160
00:56:06,572 --> 00:56:07,852
Are you okay?
1161
00:56:07,877 --> 00:56:09,375
Sheriff, Sheriff, I'll help you.
1162
00:56:10,319 --> 00:56:11,608
You're okay, man.
1163
00:56:11,633 --> 00:56:12,801
(SHERIFF GAGGING)
1164
00:56:12,826 --> 00:56:14,733
Sheriff, are you okay?
1165
00:56:14,945 --> 00:56:16,030
It's okay.
1166
00:56:16,164 --> 00:56:18,584
It's okay, it's okay.
1167
00:56:18,585 --> 00:56:21,340
It's all right, it's gonna be okay.
1168
00:56:21,341 --> 00:56:24,029
It's gonna be okay, it's gonna be okay.
1169
00:56:24,430 --> 00:56:27,686
(GASPING)
1170
00:56:27,890 --> 00:56:29,855
Well, I never killed
anyone like that before.
1171
00:56:31,444 --> 00:56:33,027
Larry, you gotta see this...
1172
00:56:33,237 --> 00:56:35,323
♪♪
1173
00:56:35,348 --> 00:56:37,394
(LAUGHING)
1174
00:56:41,214 --> 00:56:42,423
RACHEL: Get up, Larry.
1175
00:56:42,424 --> 00:56:44,150
- (CHESTER WHISTLING)
- (TASER ZAPPING)
1176
00:56:44,175 --> 00:56:45,560
What the fuck are you doing?
1177
00:56:46,099 --> 00:56:48,549
- My bad.
- RACHEL: Larry, Larry, get up!
1178
00:56:48,837 --> 00:56:50,533
- Larry, get up.
- Well, Larry, I'm sorry.
1179
00:56:50,557 --> 00:56:52,227
This trigger's loose, man.
1180
00:56:52,569 --> 00:56:54,322
(LARRY PANTING)
1181
00:56:54,323 --> 00:56:55,594
Leave him alone!
1182
00:56:55,619 --> 00:56:57,246
(WHISTLING, ZAPPING)
1183
00:56:57,271 --> 00:56:58,935
[SCREAMING] Stop it, stop it!
1184
00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:00,537
No, you stop it!
1185
00:57:01,301 --> 00:57:02,385
RACHEL: Leave him alone.
1186
00:57:02,410 --> 00:57:03,969
Larry, can I help you to the car, man?
1187
00:57:04,970 --> 00:57:06,977
Here, I'll open the door for you.
1188
00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:09,250
(LARRY GROANING)
1189
00:57:09,275 --> 00:57:10,652
Larry.
1190
00:57:10,982 --> 00:57:14,948
(LARRY GROANING)
1191
00:57:19,489 --> 00:57:20,625
(ZAPPING)
1192
00:57:20,626 --> 00:57:23,505
RACHEL: No! Stop!
1193
00:57:23,506 --> 00:57:24,758
(DOOR CLOSES)
1194
00:57:24,759 --> 00:57:26,762
(TENSE MUSIC)
1195
00:57:26,763 --> 00:57:32,734
♪♪
1196
00:57:35,045 --> 00:57:36,171
(WHIMPERING)
1197
00:57:36,196 --> 00:57:38,032
CHESTER: Now you.
1198
00:57:38,369 --> 00:57:43,170
♪♪
1199
00:57:43,171 --> 00:57:46,384
(RACHEL BREATHING HEAVILY)
1200
00:57:46,385 --> 00:57:48,514
♪♪
1201
00:57:48,515 --> 00:57:50,017
Oh, God, please.
1202
00:57:50,018 --> 00:57:54,359
♪♪
1203
00:57:54,360 --> 00:57:56,404
- CHESTER: Bang!
- (SCREAMS)
1204
00:57:56,405 --> 00:57:58,534
♪♪
1205
00:57:58,535 --> 00:58:00,287
[NO AUDIO]
1206
00:58:00,288 --> 00:58:05,882
♪♪
1207
00:58:05,883 --> 00:58:07,031
Please.
1208
00:58:07,427 --> 00:58:11,560
♪♪
1209
00:58:11,561 --> 00:58:14,065
(SOBBING)
1210
00:58:14,066 --> 00:58:16,941
♪♪
1211
00:58:16,966 --> 00:58:18,301
No.
1212
00:58:18,326 --> 00:58:20,496
(WHIMPERING)
1213
00:58:20,521 --> 00:58:26,407
♪♪
1214
00:58:30,808 --> 00:58:34,314
(KNIFE SCRAPING GLASS)
1215
00:58:34,315 --> 00:58:39,449
♪♪
1216
00:58:39,450 --> 00:58:42,706
(RACHEL SOBBING)
1217
00:58:42,707 --> 00:58:48,593
♪♪
1218
00:58:48,594 --> 00:58:51,097
(MUSIC INTENSIFYING)
1219
00:58:51,098 --> 00:58:54,229
♪♪
1220
00:58:56,742 --> 00:58:58,328
The surgery was a success.
1221
00:58:58,353 --> 00:58:59,563
RACHEL: [SHOUTS]
1222
00:59:00,406 --> 00:59:01,695
Get the fuck away from me!
1223
00:59:02,245 --> 00:59:03,445
Get away!
1224
00:59:04,328 --> 00:59:05,477
Rachel, where you going?
1225
00:59:06,031 --> 00:59:07,651
I'm just trying to get
you to the wedding on time.
1226
00:59:07,675 --> 00:59:08,806
You need your keys.
1227
00:59:09,853 --> 00:59:11,931
I'm trying to get you
to the wedding on time.
1228
00:59:12,600 --> 00:59:14,687
(INTENSE MUSIC)
1229
00:59:14,688 --> 00:59:20,616
♪♪
1230
00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:24,403
Oh, God.
1231
00:59:24,428 --> 00:59:25,764
Larry, are you okay?
1232
00:59:25,789 --> 00:59:27,755
Oh, God. Oh, my God.
1233
00:59:27,756 --> 00:59:29,465
(CAR STARTING)
1234
00:59:29,466 --> 00:59:30,998
- LARRY: Go, go, go, go, go.
- RACHEL: Oh, my God.
1235
00:59:31,022 --> 00:59:32,677
LARRY: Go, go, go, go, go.
1236
00:59:33,642 --> 00:59:35,477
Go, go, go, go, go.
1237
00:59:35,478 --> 00:59:37,148
RACHEL: Are you okay?
1238
00:59:37,149 --> 00:59:38,525
Hey, hey.
1239
00:59:38,526 --> 00:59:41,030
♪♪
1240
00:59:41,031 --> 00:59:42,307
Drive safe.
1241
00:59:42,853 --> 00:59:45,038
- Fuck you, Chester!
- Go, go, go, go, go, go.
1242
00:59:45,039 --> 00:59:46,040
RACHEL: Oh God.
1243
00:59:46,041 --> 00:59:47,794
He's a fucking serial killer.
1244
00:59:47,795 --> 00:59:48,880
Oh, my God.
1245
00:59:48,881 --> 00:59:50,717
(LOUD BANG)
1246
00:59:50,718 --> 00:59:52,386
What the fuck is that noise?
1247
00:59:52,387 --> 00:59:54,726
(PARTY HORNS BLOWING)
1248
00:59:56,395 --> 00:59:57,647
What's happening?
1249
00:59:57,648 --> 00:59:59,275
Come on!
1250
00:59:59,276 --> 01:00:00,527
Oh, come on!
1251
01:00:00,528 --> 01:00:03,033
[WHISPERING] What the fuck.
1252
01:00:03,034 --> 01:00:04,745
Oh, God, oh, God.
1253
01:00:04,746 --> 01:00:06,289
Come on, come on.
1254
01:00:06,290 --> 01:00:08,168
Oh, no, come on!
1255
01:00:08,169 --> 01:00:10,506
(LAUGHING)
1256
01:00:10,507 --> 01:00:12,636
(TENSE MUSIC)
1257
01:00:12,637 --> 01:00:14,807
Okay, okay.
1258
01:00:14,808 --> 01:00:16,991
(CHESTER LAUGHING)
1259
01:00:17,016 --> 01:00:18,017
Larry, get out.
1260
01:00:18,042 --> 01:00:19,449
Come on, come on.
1261
01:00:19,474 --> 01:00:20,646
(LARRY GROANING)
1262
01:00:20,671 --> 01:00:22,172
- RACHEL: I got you.
- Oh my God.
1263
01:00:22,197 --> 01:00:24,450
I can't believe it fucking worked.
1264
01:00:24,475 --> 01:00:25,513
Come on, Larry.
1265
01:00:25,538 --> 01:00:27,409
Oh, get up, Larry, get up!
1266
01:00:28,084 --> 01:00:29,111
CHESTER: I'm on fire.
1267
01:00:29,712 --> 01:00:31,841
(PARTY HORN BLOWING)
1268
01:00:31,842 --> 01:00:33,511
RACHEL: Oh, God, Larry!
1269
01:00:35,820 --> 01:00:37,113
Go.
1270
01:00:37,138 --> 01:00:38,891
(PANTING)
1271
01:00:38,916 --> 01:00:40,126
I'm sorry.
1272
01:00:40,151 --> 01:00:41,402
(PARTY HORN BLOWING)
1273
01:00:41,427 --> 01:00:43,096
CHESTER: Hey, guys, wait up!
1274
01:00:43,121 --> 01:00:45,051
Go, go, go.
1275
01:00:45,076 --> 01:00:46,829
(CHESTER LAUGHING)
1276
01:00:46,830 --> 01:00:48,959
LARRY: I'm sorry.
1277
01:00:54,846 --> 01:00:56,222
(EAGLE SCREECHING)
1278
01:00:56,223 --> 01:00:58,184
(GROANING)
1279
01:00:58,185 --> 01:00:59,770
[SCREAMING] RACHEL: What
the fuck are you giving him?!
1280
01:00:59,794 --> 01:01:01,734
Laughing gas, of course.
1281
01:01:01,735 --> 01:01:03,362
(LAUGHING)
1282
01:01:06,828 --> 01:01:10,000
No, no, no, no, no, don't, no, no, no!
1283
01:01:10,001 --> 01:01:11,989
Don't you fucking move!
1284
01:01:12,014 --> 01:01:13,307
No!
1285
01:01:13,332 --> 01:01:14,536
(SHRIEKING)
1286
01:01:15,721 --> 01:01:17,599
[SCREAMING] No! No, no.
1287
01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:20,103
(GUN CLICKS)
1288
01:01:20,104 --> 01:01:21,255
One, two, three.
1289
01:01:21,816 --> 01:01:22,900
(GROANS, GUN CLICKS)
1290
01:01:22,925 --> 01:01:23,986
Four.
1291
01:01:24,416 --> 01:01:25,489
You fucking...
1292
01:01:25,490 --> 01:01:26,799
- Five.
- ... monster!
1293
01:01:27,401 --> 01:01:28,402
One more is six.
1294
01:01:28,427 --> 01:01:29,557
(GUN CLICKS)
1295
01:01:29,582 --> 01:01:30,833
(GUN CLICKING)
1296
01:01:30,834 --> 01:01:33,840
(FRUSTRATED SCREAMING)
1297
01:01:34,634 --> 01:01:37,096
(GRUNTING, COUGHING)
1298
01:01:37,097 --> 01:01:38,139
Get off me!
1299
01:01:38,140 --> 01:01:41,354
- Get off me!
- ♪ Hush, little baby, don't say a word ♪
1300
01:01:41,355 --> 01:01:45,278
♪ Chester's gonna buy
you a mockingbird ♪
1301
01:01:45,279 --> 01:01:47,157
(RACHEL STOPS WHIMPERING)
1302
01:01:47,158 --> 01:01:49,286
♪♪
1303
01:01:49,287 --> 01:01:51,541
[DISTORTED] You should
know by now, Rachel.
1304
01:01:51,542 --> 01:01:54,171
I was just fucking with you.
1305
01:01:54,172 --> 01:01:59,767
♪♪
1306
01:02:03,399 --> 01:02:06,029
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
1307
01:02:06,030 --> 01:02:09,410
(WATER LAPPING)
1308
01:02:09,411 --> 01:02:12,416
(EERIE MUSIC)
1309
01:02:12,417 --> 01:02:18,387
♪♪
1310
01:02:38,278 --> 01:02:39,989
Am I dead?
1311
01:02:40,139 --> 01:02:43,938
♪♪
1312
01:02:43,939 --> 01:02:46,819
(EAGLE SCREECHING)
1313
01:02:46,820 --> 01:02:50,075
(KING HARVEST, "DANCING
IN THE MOONLIGHT")
1314
01:02:50,076 --> 01:02:55,963
♪♪
1315
01:03:01,348 --> 01:03:05,438
KING HARVEST: ♪ We get
it almost every night ♪
1316
01:03:05,439 --> 01:03:08,478
♪ When that moon gets big and bright ♪
1317
01:03:08,503 --> 01:03:11,994
♪ It's supernatural delight ♪
1318
01:03:11,995 --> 01:03:16,377
♪ Everybody was dancing
in the moonlight ♪
1319
01:03:16,378 --> 01:03:17,630
CHESTER: My friends,
1320
01:03:17,631 --> 01:03:20,595
our guest of honor is awake.
1321
01:03:20,596 --> 01:03:23,474
♪♪
1322
01:03:23,475 --> 01:03:25,312
Ladies and gentlemen,
1323
01:03:25,313 --> 01:03:28,946
Larry Adams!
1324
01:03:29,487 --> 01:03:32,576
Larry, if you fall in,
1325
01:03:32,577 --> 01:03:33,996
you're gonna drown.
1326
01:03:33,997 --> 01:03:35,708
You can't move your arms yet.
1327
01:03:35,709 --> 01:03:37,461
It's too soon.
1328
01:03:37,462 --> 01:03:39,716
Just relax, my man.
1329
01:03:39,717 --> 01:03:41,219
I won't be able to save you.
1330
01:03:41,220 --> 01:03:42,512
I can't swim!
1331
01:03:42,513 --> 01:03:43,731
(DISTORTED NOISE)
1332
01:03:43,756 --> 01:03:44,785
Who are you?
1333
01:03:44,810 --> 01:03:46,043
CHESTER: I am Judgment.
1334
01:03:46,068 --> 01:03:47,235
I am Wrath.
1335
01:03:47,260 --> 01:03:48,513
And you, Larry Adams,
1336
01:03:48,538 --> 01:03:50,289
have been judgmented.
1337
01:03:50,334 --> 01:03:52,463
- That's not a word.
- CHESTER: How do you know, Larry?
1338
01:03:52,487 --> 01:03:53,942
Do you have a thesaurus on that raft?
1339
01:03:53,966 --> 01:03:55,427
LARRY: I don't feel well.
1340
01:03:55,999 --> 01:03:57,042
God help me.
1341
01:03:57,043 --> 01:03:59,252
CHESTER: God is helping you, Larry.
1342
01:03:59,277 --> 01:04:00,548
He loves you!
1343
01:04:00,549 --> 01:04:03,597
This is the way He wants you to be.
1344
01:04:03,598 --> 01:04:06,227
Welcome to my Hawaiian luau, Larry.
1345
01:04:06,228 --> 01:04:08,214
You are my guest of honor.
1346
01:04:09,526 --> 01:04:11,404
Here's your golden lei.
1347
01:04:11,405 --> 01:04:14,159
(EERIE MUSIC)
1348
01:04:14,160 --> 01:04:15,465
Oh, God.
1349
01:04:16,164 --> 01:04:17,364
Listen, Larry.
1350
01:04:18,043 --> 01:04:19,247
I'm not gonna lie to ya,
1351
01:04:19,272 --> 01:04:21,598
I gave you a mega dose of ayahuasca...
1352
01:04:22,427 --> 01:04:24,305
and some other things.
1353
01:04:24,306 --> 01:04:26,183
♪♪
1354
01:04:26,184 --> 01:04:29,792
You're gonna be feeling a little woozy.
1355
01:04:29,817 --> 01:04:32,279
♪♪
1356
01:04:32,280 --> 01:04:33,433
You okay, man?
1357
01:04:33,830 --> 01:04:35,112
Who am I?
1358
01:04:35,560 --> 01:04:36,811
CHESTER: That's why we're all
1359
01:04:36,836 --> 01:04:38,088
gathered here tonight,
1360
01:04:38,167 --> 01:04:39,637
to find out who you really are.
1361
01:04:40,345 --> 01:04:41,876
You're in a very safe space, man.
1362
01:04:42,417 --> 01:04:43,854
I'm a trained shaman.
1363
01:04:44,262 --> 01:04:45,765
LARRY: Where's Rachel?
1364
01:04:45,766 --> 01:04:47,810
Oh, Rachel's fine, man.
1365
01:04:47,811 --> 01:04:49,898
She's just changing
into her bathing suit.
1366
01:04:49,899 --> 01:04:51,651
[DISTORTED] Perhaps
we can go check on her.
1367
01:04:51,652 --> 01:04:54,020
[IN A DEEP VOICE] Let's
put the ceremony on pause.
1368
01:04:54,449 --> 01:04:55,951
[NORMAL] Listen, LarBear,
1369
01:04:55,952 --> 01:04:58,016
there's one more thing
I need for you to do.
1370
01:04:58,917 --> 01:05:01,974
It's very important for your transition.
1371
01:05:02,841 --> 01:05:05,498
Okay, what is it?
1372
01:05:06,599 --> 01:05:08,602
You kinda fucked
things up for me tonight,
1373
01:05:08,603 --> 01:05:09,790
if I'm being honest.
1374
01:05:11,191 --> 01:05:12,777
I had a fun evening planned,
1375
01:05:12,802 --> 01:05:14,308
and then you came along.
1376
01:05:15,758 --> 01:05:17,838
You're the rarest of things.
1377
01:05:18,998 --> 01:05:20,263
What do you mean?
1378
01:05:22,505 --> 01:05:23,882
Understand this:
1379
01:05:23,883 --> 01:05:26,570
You're a man completely
devoid of a sense of humor.
1380
01:05:27,625 --> 01:05:31,106
You're a dour curmudgeon
with a scorpion sting.
1381
01:05:36,345 --> 01:05:38,430
[DISTORTED] You're the April Fool.
1382
01:05:38,830 --> 01:05:40,624
(PIANO MUSIC)
1383
01:05:40,625 --> 01:05:41,943
I am.
1384
01:05:43,882 --> 01:05:45,216
I know I am.
1385
01:05:45,217 --> 01:05:46,787
I want you to tell me,
1386
01:05:47,388 --> 01:05:50,268
in all your newfound, drug-addled glory,
1387
01:05:50,269 --> 01:05:51,855
who you really are.
1388
01:05:51,856 --> 01:05:54,652
Tell me who Larry Adams is.
1389
01:05:54,653 --> 01:05:58,159
Not the bullshit duality
that you hide behind,
1390
01:05:58,160 --> 01:06:00,903
not the mask you present to the world,
1391
01:06:00,928 --> 01:06:03,431
but the real you.
1392
01:06:03,545 --> 01:06:05,507
The real you.
1393
01:06:05,508 --> 01:06:07,511
♪♪
1394
01:06:07,512 --> 01:06:08,722
Okay.
1395
01:06:08,723 --> 01:06:10,141
Good boy.
1396
01:06:10,142 --> 01:06:14,024
♪♪
1397
01:06:14,025 --> 01:06:18,407
(EERIE MUSIC)
1398
01:06:18,408 --> 01:06:21,497
(PANTING)
1399
01:06:21,498 --> 01:06:25,255
♪♪
1400
01:06:25,256 --> 01:06:26,675
What do you think?
1401
01:06:26,676 --> 01:06:27,833
On the bed?
1402
01:06:28,554 --> 01:06:29,712
I don't know.
1403
01:06:30,266 --> 01:06:32,311
Yeah, on the bed.
1404
01:06:34,566 --> 01:06:36,420
Sorry, I'm not much of a camera guy.
1405
01:06:37,721 --> 01:06:39,160
Okay.
1406
01:06:39,161 --> 01:06:40,577
♪♪
1407
01:06:40,578 --> 01:06:42,832
Okay, I'm ready, I think.
1408
01:06:42,833 --> 01:06:46,917
So, let the truth surge through you.
1409
01:06:48,218 --> 01:06:49,680
(PHONE BEEPS)
1410
01:06:51,558 --> 01:06:56,067
Tell us both who you really... are.
1411
01:06:57,069 --> 01:06:59,700
[WHISPERING] And action.
1412
01:07:01,763 --> 01:07:03,309
I'm a troll.
1413
01:07:04,185 --> 01:07:06,438
(TRANQUIL MUSIC)
1414
01:07:06,463 --> 01:07:07,566
I...
1415
01:07:08,676 --> 01:07:11,043
Literally, I'm a troll.
1416
01:07:11,473 --> 01:07:16,792
♪♪
1417
01:07:16,817 --> 01:07:18,415
I mean, on the outside, I'm...
1418
01:07:19,072 --> 01:07:22,398
I'm nice, I'm... meek,
1419
01:07:23,580 --> 01:07:24,883
I'm affable,
1420
01:07:26,837 --> 01:07:28,393
but on the inside,
1421
01:07:30,094 --> 01:07:33,725
my heart is full of bitterness.
1422
01:07:33,726 --> 01:07:37,733
♪♪
1423
01:07:37,734 --> 01:07:39,048
I've never fit in.
1424
01:07:40,949 --> 01:07:44,329
I'm on the other side of the glass,
always looking in.
1425
01:07:44,354 --> 01:07:46,054
CHESTER: This is fantastic, man.
1426
01:07:48,255 --> 01:07:49,417
Let it out.
1427
01:07:50,760 --> 01:07:51,871
Continue.
1428
01:07:52,639 --> 01:07:54,642
♪♪
1429
01:07:54,643 --> 01:07:55,932
You know, when I was young,
1430
01:07:57,865 --> 01:08:01,280
I just... I never had the
ability to talk to other kids.
1431
01:08:01,281 --> 01:08:03,159
♪♪
1432
01:08:03,160 --> 01:08:05,022
I never knew what to say.
1433
01:08:05,623 --> 01:08:08,419
♪♪
1434
01:08:08,420 --> 01:08:10,812
It's like I'm a prisoner in my own head,
1435
01:08:13,013 --> 01:08:15,893
and it makes me hate people.
1436
01:08:15,894 --> 01:08:20,193
♪♪
1437
01:08:20,194 --> 01:08:21,338
So...
1438
01:08:21,697 --> 01:08:25,453
♪♪
1439
01:08:25,454 --> 01:08:27,958
I created ProgrammingFlaw.
1440
01:08:27,959 --> 01:08:29,169
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
1441
01:08:29,170 --> 01:08:31,502
He could do all the
things that I never could.
1442
01:08:33,732 --> 01:08:35,599
I could be free.
1443
01:08:35,600 --> 01:08:38,605
He can destroy people with
a single push of a button.
1444
01:08:38,606 --> 01:08:40,107
Sounds like a hell of a guy!
1445
01:08:40,108 --> 01:08:41,287
LARRY: Oh, he is.
1446
01:08:42,488 --> 01:08:43,868
He's formidable.
1447
01:08:45,369 --> 01:08:47,651
He's everything that I'm not,
1448
01:08:47,676 --> 01:08:50,393
and he's the only one
who ever had my back,
1449
01:08:50,418 --> 01:08:51,920
Rachel aside.
1450
01:08:52,007 --> 01:08:54,427
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
1451
01:08:54,428 --> 01:08:56,159
Thank God you have her.
1452
01:08:57,560 --> 01:09:00,016
LARRY: Deep down in my soul,
1453
01:09:01,317 --> 01:09:03,237
I know who I am.
1454
01:09:03,238 --> 01:09:05,826
(MUSIC DARKENS)
1455
01:09:05,827 --> 01:09:07,245
♪♪
1456
01:09:07,246 --> 01:09:08,748
So who are you?
1457
01:09:08,749 --> 01:09:12,255
♪♪
1458
01:09:12,256 --> 01:09:14,969
[WHISPERING] I'm ProgrammingFlaw.
1459
01:09:14,970 --> 01:09:16,513
(INTENSE MUSIC)
1460
01:09:16,514 --> 01:09:18,727
♪♪
1461
01:09:18,728 --> 01:09:22,025
(DEMONIC LAUGH)
1462
01:09:22,026 --> 01:09:23,278
Scene.
1463
01:09:28,664 --> 01:09:30,375
Lay it on me, man.
1464
01:09:40,270 --> 01:09:41,731
(DRAMATIC BEAT)
1465
01:09:41,732 --> 01:09:44,278
We're beyond handshakes.
1466
01:09:48,536 --> 01:09:51,919
[ECHOING] You fully
embrace the real powerful you.
1467
01:09:56,887 --> 01:09:59,431
I'm proud of you, Flaw.
1468
01:10:00,268 --> 01:10:01,438
You did it!
1469
01:10:02,439 --> 01:10:05,947
(LAUGHING)
1470
01:10:10,832 --> 01:10:12,291
(DRAWER OPENING)
1471
01:10:12,292 --> 01:10:13,670
(EXHALING)
1472
01:10:13,671 --> 01:10:15,297
(CHESTER LAUGHING)
1473
01:10:15,298 --> 01:10:17,761
(CLATTERING)
1474
01:10:17,762 --> 01:10:19,933
(LIGHTER FLICKING)
1475
01:10:21,670 --> 01:10:23,444
Hey, can I see Rachel now?
1476
01:10:27,573 --> 01:10:29,076
Here's the deal.
1477
01:10:30,579 --> 01:10:32,206
For every action,
1478
01:10:32,207 --> 01:10:34,962
there's an equal and opposite reaction.
1479
01:10:34,963 --> 01:10:36,819
Newton's third law of motion.
1480
01:10:36,844 --> 01:10:38,656
Rachel would call it karma,
1481
01:10:38,804 --> 01:10:40,097
Larry would call it payback,
1482
01:10:40,098 --> 01:10:42,729
I'll just call it fucking funny, man.
1483
01:10:51,997 --> 01:10:53,588
[SHOUTING] Rachel, come on out!
1484
01:10:56,169 --> 01:10:57,257
She's just in there.
1485
01:11:05,357 --> 01:11:08,988
No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
1486
01:11:08,989 --> 01:11:10,199
(EAGLE SCREECHING)
1487
01:11:10,200 --> 01:11:12,495
No, no, no.
1488
01:11:12,496 --> 01:11:13,599
No!
1489
01:11:14,500 --> 01:11:17,130
No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no.
1490
01:11:17,131 --> 01:11:20,762
(EERIE MUSIC)
1491
01:11:20,763 --> 01:11:23,643
[WEEPING] No, no, no, no, no!
1492
01:11:23,644 --> 01:11:25,146
Rachel!
1493
01:11:25,147 --> 01:11:27,860
Rachel, Rachel, Rachel.
1494
01:11:27,861 --> 01:11:29,469
♪♪
1495
01:11:29,494 --> 01:11:32,057
No!
1496
01:11:32,244 --> 01:11:34,790
(SOBBING)
1497
01:11:34,791 --> 01:11:36,971
You said she was okay.
1498
01:11:37,672 --> 01:11:39,684
You promised me.
1499
01:11:40,385 --> 01:11:42,471
(SOBBING)
1500
01:11:42,472 --> 01:11:45,352
♪♪
1501
01:11:45,353 --> 01:11:48,553
The transition wouldn't have
worked otherwise, PFlaw.
1502
01:11:49,111 --> 01:11:51,606
You wouldn't have learned anything.
1503
01:11:52,660 --> 01:11:53,802
Why?
1504
01:11:57,795 --> 01:11:58,810
Why not?
1505
01:11:58,835 --> 01:12:01,799
(SOBBING)
1506
01:12:04,935 --> 01:12:06,019
(PHONE CHIMING)
1507
01:12:06,020 --> 01:12:08,065
(LAUGHING)
1508
01:12:08,066 --> 01:12:09,944
(LARRY CONTINUES SOBBING)
1509
01:12:09,945 --> 01:12:12,950
You want to know what's
even funnier than this?
1510
01:12:12,951 --> 01:12:15,207
I just posted your pathetic confession
1511
01:12:15,232 --> 01:12:19,043
and sappy letter to Cindy
on the wedding forum.
1512
01:12:19,777 --> 01:12:21,480
Comment highlights:
1513
01:12:21,997 --> 01:12:23,248
"Pathetic note, bitch.
1514
01:12:23,273 --> 01:12:25,380
Of course she'd never marry you.
1515
01:12:26,060 --> 01:12:27,813
Get a life, freak.
1516
01:12:28,314 --> 01:12:30,276
What's wrong with you?"
1517
01:12:30,277 --> 01:12:31,946
(SOBBING CONTINUES)
1518
01:12:31,947 --> 01:12:33,950
"You're just really pathetic."
1519
01:12:33,975 --> 01:12:35,392
(SOBBING)
1520
01:12:35,417 --> 01:12:36,545
Oh, here's a good one.
1521
01:12:37,834 --> 01:12:39,085
It just says, "Die."
1522
01:12:39,086 --> 01:12:41,339
(LAUGHING)
1523
01:12:41,340 --> 01:12:44,297
And here's one from Cindy herself.
1524
01:12:44,918 --> 01:12:46,010
Ready?
1525
01:12:46,977 --> 01:12:48,228
"You are a monster..."
1526
01:12:48,229 --> 01:12:49,732
CINDY:... a monster.
1527
01:12:49,733 --> 01:12:50,986
I never even liked you.
1528
01:12:51,011 --> 01:12:52,306
CHESTER: "You're pathetic."
1529
01:12:52,331 --> 01:12:53,478
Wow!
1530
01:12:53,965 --> 01:12:56,788
She really hates you, Lar-Bear.
1531
01:12:58,027 --> 01:13:00,449
(DEEP BREATH)
1532
01:13:03,384 --> 01:13:07,602
(LAUGHING)
1533
01:13:13,739 --> 01:13:14,948
What?
1534
01:13:14,949 --> 01:13:17,245
(LARRY CONTINUES LAUGHING)
1535
01:13:22,255 --> 01:13:23,633
Do you know what?
1536
01:13:23,634 --> 01:13:25,387
(LAUGHING)
1537
01:13:28,977 --> 01:13:30,980
I was wrong about you.
1538
01:13:30,981 --> 01:13:33,653
(LAUGHING)
1539
01:13:33,654 --> 01:13:36,533
Oh my God, you are funny.
1540
01:13:36,534 --> 01:13:37,994
I mean, I...
1541
01:13:37,995 --> 01:13:39,038
(LAUGHING)
1542
01:13:39,039 --> 01:13:42,544
I mean, I... I see
it, man, I get it all now.
1543
01:13:43,172 --> 01:13:46,145
All of this was genius.
1544
01:13:46,512 --> 01:13:48,515
(LAUGHING)
1545
01:13:48,516 --> 01:13:50,737
I mean, you're like Mozart, man.
1546
01:13:51,362 --> 01:13:53,713
You're like the Mozart of comedy.
1547
01:13:53,738 --> 01:13:56,158
(LAUGHING)
1548
01:13:56,657 --> 01:13:59,162
I've been waiting all
night for you to say that.
1549
01:13:59,163 --> 01:14:00,438
You're hilarious.
1550
01:14:00,463 --> 01:14:01,714
(LAUGHING)
1551
01:14:01,770 --> 01:14:03,773
I mean, you're a funny fucker.
1552
01:14:03,922 --> 01:14:06,426
(LAUGHING)
1553
01:14:06,427 --> 01:14:09,286
I mean, those guys,
Gerald and the Sheriff,
1554
01:14:10,630 --> 01:14:11,748
what is wrong with them?
1555
01:14:11,773 --> 01:14:14,276
They should've been laughing too, man.
1556
01:14:14,526 --> 01:14:16,196
Oh my God, that dead couple?
1557
01:14:16,197 --> 01:14:18,951
I mean, they just flatout deserved it.
1558
01:14:18,952 --> 01:14:20,579
(TENSE MUSIC)
1559
01:14:20,580 --> 01:14:22,709
(LAUGHING)
1560
01:14:22,710 --> 01:14:26,034
Oh, wait, are you
filming this right now?
1561
01:14:26,059 --> 01:14:27,310
(LAUGHING)
1562
01:14:27,335 --> 01:14:28,505
CHESTER: Oh, we serial killers
1563
01:14:28,529 --> 01:14:30,072
like to keep souvenirs.
1564
01:14:30,183 --> 01:14:33,063
(BOTH LAUGHING)
1565
01:14:33,064 --> 01:14:35,777
PFlaw, you're a breath of fresh air
1566
01:14:35,778 --> 01:14:37,571
in a slaughterhouse.
1567
01:14:37,572 --> 01:14:39,952
♪♪
1568
01:14:39,953 --> 01:14:41,037
Ahh.
1569
01:14:41,038 --> 01:14:42,832
(LARRY CHUCKLES)
1570
01:14:42,833 --> 01:14:45,201
But all good things must come to an end.
1571
01:14:47,425 --> 01:14:48,844
Any last requests?
1572
01:14:48,845 --> 01:14:50,180
(GUN CLICKS)
1573
01:14:50,181 --> 01:14:52,602
♪♪
1574
01:14:52,603 --> 01:14:53,729
Well...
1575
01:14:53,730 --> 01:14:55,107
(CHUCKLES)
1576
01:14:55,108 --> 01:14:56,586
I don't want to die here.
1577
01:14:56,987 --> 01:14:58,698
(LAUGHING)
1578
01:14:58,699 --> 01:15:01,202
I mean, I don't want to live anymore.
1579
01:15:01,203 --> 01:15:02,747
♪♪
1580
01:15:02,748 --> 01:15:04,202
I don't want to die here.
1581
01:15:05,128 --> 01:15:07,757
♪♪
1582
01:15:07,758 --> 01:15:09,258
Let's go to the wedding.
1583
01:15:10,793 --> 01:15:12,086
Huh?
1584
01:15:12,852 --> 01:15:14,228
All three of us.
1585
01:15:14,229 --> 01:15:16,190
(LAUGHING)
1586
01:15:16,191 --> 01:15:17,819
♪♪
1587
01:15:17,820 --> 01:15:19,488
I mean, there's... there's a hill
1588
01:15:19,489 --> 01:15:21,319
overlooking the festivities.
1589
01:15:22,120 --> 01:15:25,375
I mean, imagine the look
on their dumbass faces
1590
01:15:25,376 --> 01:15:26,587
when we rock up.
1591
01:15:27,088 --> 01:15:28,758
I mean, just me and Rachel, dead,
1592
01:15:28,759 --> 01:15:31,889
just tumbling down a hill towards them.
1593
01:15:31,890 --> 01:15:34,731
(BOTH LAUGHING)
1594
01:15:34,756 --> 01:15:35,757
Now that...
1595
01:15:35,782 --> 01:15:39,162
(LARRY CHUCKLING)
1596
01:15:39,279 --> 01:15:40,364
(EAGLE SCREECHING)
1597
01:15:40,365 --> 01:15:42,410
That would be fucking hilarious.
1598
01:15:43,537 --> 01:15:45,876
Are you just fucking with me?
1599
01:15:49,549 --> 01:15:50,978
You tell me.
1600
01:15:52,848 --> 01:15:54,893
(FUNKY ELECTRONIC MUSIC)
1601
01:15:54,918 --> 01:16:00,888
♪♪
1602
01:16:03,285 --> 01:16:04,495
(GROANING)
1603
01:16:04,496 --> 01:16:05,540
Where you going?
1604
01:16:07,001 --> 01:16:08,630
Let's take Rachel's car.
1605
01:16:10,049 --> 01:16:11,186
I'll drive.
1606
01:16:12,387 --> 01:16:15,136
- CHESTER: You want to drive?
- Oh, come on, Chester.
1607
01:16:16,562 --> 01:16:19,442
Rachel would never
let you drive her car.
1608
01:16:19,443 --> 01:16:21,571
Rachel! Rachel!
1609
01:16:21,572 --> 01:16:24,452
Would you let Chester drive your car?
1610
01:16:24,453 --> 01:16:26,456
Rachel says, "No fucking way."
1611
01:16:26,457 --> 01:16:27,959
(CHUCKLING)
1612
01:16:27,960 --> 01:16:29,295
Come on, Chester.
1613
01:16:29,296 --> 01:16:31,340
Your aura seems a little jumbled.
1614
01:16:31,341 --> 01:16:34,513
♪♪
1615
01:16:34,514 --> 01:16:37,246
Look, man, I just wanted to say,
1616
01:16:38,147 --> 01:16:40,503
thank you for everything.
1617
01:16:40,528 --> 01:16:42,597
- (LAUGHING)
- Keys.
1618
01:16:42,622 --> 01:16:44,458
(KEYS JANGLING)
1619
01:16:44,483 --> 01:16:45,484
Let's roll.
1620
01:16:45,509 --> 01:16:48,180
CHESTER: I'll fuck anything that moves!
1621
01:16:48,334 --> 01:16:49,961
(INTENSE MUSIC)
1622
01:16:49,962 --> 01:16:51,339
Or doesn't move.
1623
01:16:51,340 --> 01:16:52,717
Sorry, Rachel.
1624
01:16:52,718 --> 01:16:54,178
(LAUGHING)
1625
01:16:54,179 --> 01:16:55,598
♪♪
1626
01:16:55,599 --> 01:16:56,975
RAPPER: ♪ Get your face wrapped up ♪
1627
01:16:56,976 --> 01:16:58,478
♪ Smacked up, we hold it down ♪
1628
01:16:58,479 --> 01:17:01,484
♪ Drag you in the gym and I
plan to cut that ass down ♪
1629
01:17:01,485 --> 01:17:03,989
♪ Metal shards, my blade
slicing your windpipe ♪
1630
01:17:03,990 --> 01:17:08,331
♪ Strobe lights flashing,
fury's blinding my eyesight ♪
1631
01:17:08,332 --> 01:17:10,001
CHESTER: Rachel, do you have to pee?
1632
01:17:10,002 --> 01:17:11,713
(BOTH LAUGHING)
1633
01:17:11,714 --> 01:17:14,134
(RAP MUSIC)
1634
01:17:14,135 --> 01:17:17,809
♪♪
1635
01:17:17,810 --> 01:17:19,729
(MELLOW MUSIC)
1636
01:17:19,730 --> 01:17:24,072
♪♪
1637
01:17:27,245 --> 01:17:28,946
Chester, can I tell you a joke?
1638
01:17:29,374 --> 01:17:30,750
Absolutely, man.
1639
01:17:31,503 --> 01:17:33,632
So there's these two idiots,
1640
01:17:33,633 --> 01:17:36,165
and they're driving down the road.
1641
01:17:37,223 --> 01:17:38,376
CHESTER: And?
1642
01:17:38,977 --> 01:17:42,524
Okay, and they're
called Larry and Chester.
1643
01:17:42,525 --> 01:17:43,903
(LAUGHING)
1644
01:17:43,904 --> 01:17:45,930
And Larry's sister is
sittin' in the back,
1645
01:17:46,187 --> 01:17:48,244
woop, not sayin' a word.
1646
01:17:48,245 --> 01:17:50,498
- (LAUGHING)
- I like it already.
1647
01:17:50,499 --> 01:17:52,921
Rachel, be quiet for
the punchline, okay?
1648
01:17:52,922 --> 01:17:55,009
(LAUGHING)
1649
01:17:57,765 --> 01:18:01,020
And then Larry says to Chester,
1650
01:18:01,021 --> 01:18:04,026
"If you could be anything
in the world right now,
1651
01:18:04,027 --> 01:18:05,403
what would you be?"
1652
01:18:05,404 --> 01:18:07,333
And... and Chester replies,
1653
01:18:07,910 --> 01:18:09,974
"Well, I don't know, what would I be?
1654
01:18:10,289 --> 01:18:12,250
I don't know, what would I be?
1655
01:18:12,251 --> 01:18:15,173
(LAUGHING)
1656
01:18:15,174 --> 01:18:16,498
"Well," says Larry,
1657
01:18:17,474 --> 01:18:19,669
"you'd be Rachel's dog."
1658
01:18:20,059 --> 01:18:22,814
♪♪
1659
01:18:22,815 --> 01:18:24,316
Rachel's dog?
1660
01:18:24,317 --> 01:18:26,028
(LAUGHING)
1661
01:18:26,029 --> 01:18:27,949
LARRY: Yeah, that's right.
1662
01:18:27,950 --> 01:18:31,707
Chester would be Rachel's dog, Hercules.
1663
01:18:31,708 --> 01:18:33,711
(PANTING, BARKS)
1664
01:18:33,712 --> 01:18:35,338
(LARRY LAUGHS)
1665
01:18:35,339 --> 01:18:36,675
(LARRY BARKS)
1666
01:18:36,676 --> 01:18:37,844
(PANTING)
1667
01:18:37,845 --> 01:18:39,555
(LAUGHING)
1668
01:18:39,556 --> 01:18:41,308
Now Chester says,
1669
01:18:41,309 --> 01:18:44,029
"W-why would I be Hercules?"
1670
01:18:44,513 --> 01:18:46,945
W-why would I be Hercules?
1671
01:18:46,946 --> 01:18:48,531
"Well," says Larry,
1672
01:18:48,532 --> 01:18:50,953
"Rachel just loved Hercules so much
1673
01:18:50,954 --> 01:18:53,458
that she had him ride up front with her
1674
01:18:53,459 --> 01:18:54,800
in the passenger seat."
1675
01:18:55,337 --> 01:18:58,426
In fact, just right there
in your seat right there.
1676
01:18:58,427 --> 01:19:00,346
CHESTER: [MUMBLING] Oh,
you're so thoughtful, Rachel.
1677
01:19:00,347 --> 01:19:02,434
LARRY: I mean, it wasn't exactly legal,
1678
01:19:02,435 --> 01:19:05,231
but she just loved that dog so much.
1679
01:19:05,232 --> 01:19:07,486
- CHESTER: Yeah?
- Yeah, yeah.
1680
01:19:07,487 --> 01:19:09,652
Almost as much as she loved me.
1681
01:19:11,453 --> 01:19:13,324
She always wanted to keep him safe.
1682
01:19:14,125 --> 01:19:19,510
So, she made an alteration to the car!
1683
01:19:19,511 --> 01:19:23,101
(LAUGHING)
1684
01:19:23,102 --> 01:19:26,565
(BOTH LAUGHING)
1685
01:19:26,566 --> 01:19:29,363
♪♪
1686
01:19:29,364 --> 01:19:31,075
What's the punchline, Larry?
1687
01:19:31,076 --> 01:19:32,870
What's the punchline?
1688
01:19:32,871 --> 01:19:34,249
Oh, Chester.
1689
01:19:35,459 --> 01:19:38,590
The punchline is that
because of Hercules
1690
01:19:38,591 --> 01:19:40,468
♪♪
1691
01:19:40,469 --> 01:19:43,851
Rachel disabled the airbags
on one side of the car,
1692
01:19:43,852 --> 01:19:45,771
Chester's side of the car.
1693
01:19:45,772 --> 01:19:48,401
♪♪
1694
01:19:48,402 --> 01:19:51,741
Now I'm gonna drive
us into a fucking wall.
1695
01:19:51,742 --> 01:19:53,369
You wouldn't, Larry.
1696
01:19:53,370 --> 01:19:54,413
LARRY: You're right.
1697
01:19:54,414 --> 01:19:56,095
Larry wouldn't have the balls.
1698
01:19:57,796 --> 01:19:59,548
But I'm ProgrammingFlaw.
1699
01:19:59,549 --> 01:20:00,926
(ENGINE REVVING)
1700
01:20:00,927 --> 01:20:02,512
(SCREAMING)
1701
01:20:02,513 --> 01:20:04,976
♪♪
1702
01:20:04,977 --> 01:20:06,353
(CRASH, GROANS)
1703
01:20:06,354 --> 01:20:07,900
(DOGS WHIMPERING)
1704
01:20:10,112 --> 01:20:11,833
CHESTER: To the beautiful
sound of laughter.
1705
01:20:14,037 --> 01:20:17,250
(DARK RAP MUSIC)
1706
01:20:19,251 --> 01:20:21,180
♪♪
1707
01:20:33,781 --> 01:20:35,868
RAPPER: ♪ Yo, blood spray
and the blood splatter ♪
1708
01:20:35,869 --> 01:20:37,120
♪ She loves the way I'm looking ♪
1709
01:20:37,121 --> 01:20:38,749
♪ when I come and the paint splatters ♪
1710
01:20:38,750 --> 01:20:41,128
♪ She's an open book that I
can read but I'd rather fuck ♪
1711
01:20:41,129 --> 01:20:43,632
♪ I don't want to talk no
more, I just want to nut ♪
1712
01:20:43,633 --> 01:20:46,138
♪ This is where we both hold
hands to the bitter end ♪
1713
01:20:46,139 --> 01:20:47,767
♪ But fuck that,
let's walk through hell ♪
1714
01:20:47,768 --> 01:20:49,144
♪ to see how this ends ♪
1715
01:20:49,145 --> 01:20:51,231
♪ Now I'm staring at
myself in the broken glass ♪
1716
01:20:51,232 --> 01:20:52,777
♪ Thinking how I let you slip away, ♪
1717
01:20:52,778 --> 01:20:54,154
♪ I'm still wanting that ass ♪
1718
01:20:54,155 --> 01:20:56,241
♪ If I get one more
time, I'll let you know ♪
1719
01:20:56,242 --> 01:20:58,662
♪ How I want to kill everything
that you try to grow ♪
1720
01:20:58,663 --> 01:21:01,293
♪ How I want to fuck every
part of your wretched soul ♪
1721
01:21:01,294 --> 01:21:03,799
♪ How I want to break you
inside and make it slow ♪
1722
01:21:03,800 --> 01:21:06,303
♪ I ain't got a gun in my
hand, just fucking raw ♪
1723
01:21:06,304 --> 01:21:08,015
♪ She ain't got a
bullet in the chamber ♪
1724
01:21:08,016 --> 01:21:09,309
♪ but she got all sheen ♪
1725
01:21:09,310 --> 01:21:11,313
♪ Gotta beg me to
come disassemble her ♪
1726
01:21:11,314 --> 01:21:13,944
♪ When she wants a man, I'm
the one that convinces her ♪
1727
01:21:13,945 --> 01:21:16,448
♪ So take it in your mouth,
baby doll, this is elegance ♪
1728
01:21:16,449 --> 01:21:18,954
♪ Watch it as the world
burns in this irrelevance ♪
1729
01:21:18,955 --> 01:21:20,039
♪ If we could die together, ♪
1730
01:21:20,040 --> 01:21:21,458
♪ free the blood of the excellence ♪
1731
01:21:21,459 --> 01:21:24,339
♪ Girl, 'cause I'm hellbound,
that or I'm heavenâsent ♪
1732
01:21:24,340 --> 01:21:26,886
♪ 'Cause I'm hellbound,
that or I'm heavenâsent ♪
1733
01:21:26,887 --> 01:21:29,433
♪ 'Cause I'm hellbound,
that or I'm heavenâsent ♪
1734
01:21:29,434 --> 01:21:32,021
♪ 'Cause I'm hellbound,
that or I'm heavenâsent ♪
1735
01:21:32,022 --> 01:21:35,194
♪ With the blood that you spilled ♪
1736
01:21:35,195 --> 01:21:36,698
♪ We the bosses, make 'em black ♪
1737
01:21:36,699 --> 01:21:39,202
♪ Flooding my intensity and
dive in your hornet's nest ♪
1738
01:21:39,203 --> 01:21:40,288
♪ I love you till it burns, ♪
1739
01:21:40,289 --> 01:21:41,708
♪ that's the part that
can kill us both ♪
1740
01:21:41,709 --> 01:21:44,546
♪ To blow apart our particles
and lower this overdose ♪
1741
01:21:44,547 --> 01:21:47,051
♪ I'm hellbound, that
or I'm heavenâsent ♪
1742
01:21:47,052 --> 01:21:49,598
♪ 'Cause I'm hellbound,
that or I'm heavenâsent ♪
1743
01:21:49,599 --> 01:21:52,228
♪ 'Cause I'm hellbound,
that or I'm heavenâsent ♪
1744
01:21:52,229 --> 01:21:55,359
♪ With the blood that you spilled ♪
1745
01:21:55,360 --> 01:21:59,367
♪♪
1746
01:21:59,368 --> 01:22:01,371
LARRY: I'm just fucking with you.
1747
01:22:01,372 --> 01:22:02,834
(EAGLE SCREECH)
1748
01:22:02,858 --> 01:22:07,858
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