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- Previously on Impress Me.
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- Jim is currently sleeping on our couch,
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and it turns out that the
understudy that I hired
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is also allowed to live here, rent free.
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- As you know, I've been
incarcerated against my will.
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- Piat is now a free man.
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- Piat's like, he's like the
king of the internet right now.
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- I'm directing this movie,
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it's got Kate Winslet,
Academy Award Winner,
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but there is this part here,
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the character actually
does a couple of voices.
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- Ah, it's a great turnout this year.
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- Wonderful event with people.
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- People.
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It could be said that without people,
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arguably, there would be no population.
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- Hey, wow, slow down.
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- I know it's a big idea.
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- No, seriously, stop.
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Cramping.
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- Oh.
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- Gas.
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- Take it easy, saunter.
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- Oh yeah, for years we've participated
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in the Walken Walkathon,
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it's a creative fundraiser
for local retirement home.
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It' your standard 5K,
with the one requirement
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that everyone must walk and
talk like Christopher Walken,
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the entire time.
- The whole time.
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- The whole time, you can't stop.
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- The great thing about this event,
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is that a bad impression is
more fun than a good one.
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- I know, I walked in.
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- I had to stop what
I said, so stop, stop.
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- Christopher Walken's one
of those impressions that
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even non-impression guys just love to do.
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Like Arnold Schwarzenegger,
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or Sean Connery, which everybody does.
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Of course, of course, of course.
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So it's a fun way for
our impression friends,
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and non-impression
friends to get together,
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have a few laughs, and raise
money for a good cause.
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- Step one, you pick a celebrity.
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Step two, you say what you wanna record.
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And then step three, you hit play.
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- Do you mind if I try?
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- Please.
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- Awesome.
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Oh wow, you guys have a lot of great
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celebrities on here already.
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- Right, we do.
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Well, we have about 15 on
the beta version of the app,
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but I wanna get more, obviously.
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- All righty well, I guess
I'll be John Malkovich.
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- 'Kay.
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- Garry Lyons is the greatest
manager in the universe.
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- Garry Lyons is the greatest
manager in the universe.
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- Right?
- Wow.
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- That's incredible.
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- This is my tenth year, it's my first,
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usually out of town, this year, oh no!
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- You know, I've been
walkin' here every year
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since I was a kid, and my
Walken is still no good.
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- Who cares, it's for fun.
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Don't have to talk for the entire time.
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It's true, you have to be walkin',
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but you don't have to be talkin',
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but if you're walkin' and talkin',
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then you better be talkin' like Walken.
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Wait a minute, who is that?
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- Who?
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- The blonde right there,
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I feel like I know her from somewhere.
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- I told you, it was gonna be hot.
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What you need is, fanny pack.
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Fanny pack will be great,
fulfill all your needs.
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- No.
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I don't want no fanny pack.
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- Oh oh, that's Beth
Riesgraf, from Leverage
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and a bunch of other stuff.
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Fantastic actress.
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- She's amazing.
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You know, maybe she'd be
a good person to talk to
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about investing in my film.
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- Jim.
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This is a charity event.
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- So did you hear back about
the Star Wars thing yet?
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- Not yet, but the
callback was phenomenal.
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- You know what?
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I'm gonna talk to her.
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- Jim, she's in character.
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- She's in character, I'm in character.
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I'm gonna talk to her in character.
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- I think it's a bad idea.
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- I wanted to create
something that allowed
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the average person to
sound like a celebrity.
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- If Garry wanted to be an actor, well,
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he'd be my role model.
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- See?
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I mean, impressions are fun,
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and I feel like this
could capitalize on that.
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- Oh, absolutely.
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Like, big time.
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I'm in, just what do I need to do to help?
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- I need more impressionists.
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- This water was made for you.
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- Hello, Mr. Walken.
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- Mr. Walken.
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- Call me Chris, it's faster.
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- You got it, Chris.
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- I go by Christopher, it's a great name.
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All sorts of sounds.
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- Christopher is three sounds, it's nice.
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- After listening to you guys,
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I think I need a Chris
Walken or Christopher Walken.
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- But we're all walkin'.
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- And we're all Walken.
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- Walken?
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I'm big on charity.
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Are you guys?
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- Yeah, charity, I'm
a huge fan of charity,
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what about you, Christopher?
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- Oh, absolutely.
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Charity.
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- Wow, I host a phone-a-thon
charity event every year.
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Celebrities come down, they
answer the phone calls.
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If you're in, you guys could come down,
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we cohost the event.
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- Cohost?
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Cohost?
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That would be a dream, wow.
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- Great, you've got a card?
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- Actually do.
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- I'll be in touch!
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- Great.
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Good talk.
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- Wow, I'm walkin' here.
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- Nice.
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Wow.
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- Wow.
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Huh.
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- Wow.
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- Wow.
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Wow.
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- Ah.
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- Wow.
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- I mean, this is just a win-win for us.
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'Cause we get to meet all these
influential Hollywood types,
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and we get to support a great cause.
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- What was the cause, again?
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- Well, I think it's a charity.
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You know, it's the act of giving,
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which is always great.
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We're giving of ourselves,
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we're giving of our talents and our time.
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Otherwise, how are we
gonna solve the problems?
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- Right, what was the problem?
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- Let's just take a step back.
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It's charity, it's about charity.
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It's a giving,
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it's giving,
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it's a giving thing.
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It's a giving thing.
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- Yeah, but how do you
know she was being serious?
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Do you know what I mean?
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- No.
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What do you mean?
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- Everyone was talkin' like
Walken the entire time,
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so maybe she was just
really into the character.
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- Wait, Andrea, you think
she was really inviting us
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to an actual Christopher Walken event?
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- She was inviting Christopher
Walken to an event.
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I don't know, I was
confused the entire walk.
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- I gotta drop a bath
before my Timberlake gig.
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- Whoa, you're working for Timberlake?
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- Yeah, that's my job.
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- Unbelievable, I'm not
even getting calls anymore.
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- Well, don't complain,
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unless he stops paying you.
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You know.
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- Thanks Andrea, but I think Beth and I,
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we were having an actual conversation.
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- All right, well, did
she ever introduce herself
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by her real name?
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- No, but --
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- Did she ever ask either
of you your real names?
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- No, but I gave her my card.
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- You're probably right, Jim.
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I don't know, I mean,
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I don't know the conversation, so.
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You okay?
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- Yeah.
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- She was talking to us, right?
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- Does Timberlake prefer a Hondo?
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- Okay see, right here.
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Beth Riesgraf has hosted
the Rise Above phone-a-thon
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for the past five years.
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That's what she was talking about.
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- Have you heard Hondo's Timberlake?
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It's the best I could
find, but it's not great.
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- Celebrities participating this year are,
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these names.
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Alec Baldwin, Martin Short,
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Don Cheadle, Selma Hayek,
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Justin Timberlake.
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- Oh, Justin's gonna be there?
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Should I ask him about Hondo?
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- Sure, we're co-hosting with the stars,
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and supporting a great cause, high five.
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- What's the cause?
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- I did not have sexual
relations with Garry Lyons.
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But he is one sexy human being.
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- It's clever.
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Annie made that?
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- Yeah, she developed it.
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- Interesting.
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- Hey, have you heard any
updates on Star Wars yet?
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- Oh, they loved you buddy.
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- Yeah?
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- But nobody's been cast yet,
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so don't worry about it,
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but keep your fingers crossed.
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- Hey, have you been getting
any calls from team Timberlake?
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- No, it's been slow.
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- Really?
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- They call me, I call you.
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- Unless I'm booked.
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- No.
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I'll still call you, just to double check.
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- Huh.
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It's weird, it's just that
Hondo keeps getting booked.
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- Good for him.
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I mean, he's doin' the work,
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you're still makin' money,
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you're still livin' in the house,
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so just be happy buddy.
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- So, tell me more about this app?
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- Annie's thinking that
if we get a whole bunch
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of impressionists to work on it and kinda
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built the celebrity catalog,
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that it'll get so big that, you know,
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other companies won't be able to compete,
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so you know, cha-ching.
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- Yeah, that's a great idea.
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- It's a fantastic idea.
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Are you gonna talk to Jim about it?
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- There's too many selfies going on,
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it's like a plague, you know?
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I have so many pictures
of me taken by people,
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where you can see all
the way up my nostrils.
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- Annie came up with this app?
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- Yeah.
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- Wonder why she didn't come to me first.
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- I can think of about
10 different reasons,
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but chief she's of which being, your wife,
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which you're separated from,
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and you keep telling the world
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that you're quitting impressions.
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- Other than that.
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- Yeah, that's a good point.
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Hey, you think I should
talk to Hondo about
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this Timberlake thing?
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- Follow your heart.
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- I just might do that.
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- Okay great, yeah, just pull it over
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all the way to the end.
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That should do it.
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Great.
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- Oh my God.
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- Perfect.
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Jim! Ross!
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- We haven't seen you since the
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two man, one man Hamlet thing.
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- Right, yeah.
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- Well, what are you doing here?
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- I produce this event every year.
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- Really?
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- Yeah.
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- Oh, what a small world.
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Where's Beth?
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- Who?
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- Beth Riesgraf, she's the co-host, right?
283
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- Oh, well she was set to co-host,
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but she informed us that you guys were
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filling in for her this year.
286
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- Oh.
287
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- Really?
288
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- I'm sorry if that wasn't clear.
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She had another
engagement, but she thought
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you guys would be great,
and I absolutely agree.
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- Okay.
292
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So, it'll just be us interviewing
the celebrities, then?
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- No, you guys are the co-hosts
for the West Coast feed.
294
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The celebrities are on the East Coast.
295
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You guys get the at home
viewers who call in,
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and the celebrities on the
East Coast in New York,
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will answer the phones.
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Excuse me, I'll be right back, sorry.
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- Huh.
300
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- Not quite what we had agreed to.
301
00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:45,240
- Well, it's one thing to be stood up,
302
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but it's another thing to be
made to look like a buffoon.
303
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- But it's for a good cause.
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- True.
305
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Which was?
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- I don't know.
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It's for charity.
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We'll just do our designated hour,
309
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and then we'll take off.
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I mean, karma will find its
way back to us, you know?
311
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- You're right.
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Of course.
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Just an hour.
314
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You do good things, good
things happen to you.
315
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- Couldn't agree more.
316
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- And it's one hour.
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- One hour.
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- One hour.
319
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No biggie.
320
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- I can spare an hour.
321
00:11:09,110 --> 00:11:10,107
- Sorry about that, you guys.
322
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So we're gettin' ready to set you guys up.
323
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So, this is the last chance,
324
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in case you need some food,
325
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or go to the bathroom,
326
00:11:14,860 --> 00:11:17,290
because we'll be streaming
live for six hours straight.
327
00:11:17,290 --> 00:11:18,480
- Six hours?
328
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- Yeah, quick six for the charity.
329
00:11:21,560 --> 00:11:22,750
- I mean, I got nothin' against charities,
330
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but it should be mutually beneficial
331
00:11:24,770 --> 00:11:26,670
for all parties involved, that's all.
332
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- That's a powerful
mission statement, Jim.
333
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It's just gonna be the two of us.
334
00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:31,570
We can do our old routine,
335
00:11:31,570 --> 00:11:33,420
maybe try out some new material.
336
00:11:33,420 --> 00:11:36,220
It'll be like the old
live show we used to do.
337
00:11:36,220 --> 00:11:38,020
- Yeah, I guess so.
338
00:11:38,020 --> 00:11:39,640
People say we have great chemistry.
339
00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:40,473
- Aw, it's the best.
340
00:11:40,473 --> 00:11:41,680
- Break it out.
341
00:11:41,680 --> 00:11:42,720
- Just the two of us.
342
00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:44,180
- Just you and me.
343
00:11:44,180 --> 00:11:45,610
- And Piat should be here any minute.
344
00:11:45,610 --> 00:11:46,956
- Oh my God.
345
00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:48,920
- Piat?
346
00:11:48,920 --> 00:11:50,000
- That's his real name.
347
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,390
He's the MC.
348
00:11:51,390 --> 00:11:52,860
- The MC, I thought we were hosting.
349
00:11:52,860 --> 00:11:53,810
- Co-hosting.
350
00:11:53,810 --> 00:11:55,770
You guys'll be here, in Studio B,
351
00:11:55,770 --> 00:11:57,530
and Piat will be on the main stage,
352
00:11:57,530 --> 00:11:59,760
and if there's a joke he needs,
353
00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:02,150
or maybe there's an impression
that he can't do himself,
354
00:12:02,150 --> 00:12:04,030
like, I don't know what he can't do,
355
00:12:04,030 --> 00:12:06,410
he'll toss it to you guys.
356
00:12:06,410 --> 00:12:08,859
- He'll toss it to us, the co-hosts.
357
00:12:08,859 --> 00:12:10,190
- Jim! Ross!
358
00:12:10,190 --> 00:12:11,610
Hey guys, so good to see you.
359
00:12:11,610 --> 00:12:12,730
It's like a little reunion here.
360
00:12:12,730 --> 00:12:13,870
This is fun.
361
00:12:13,870 --> 00:12:15,750
Oh, I have a hard six,
362
00:12:15,750 --> 00:12:17,670
'cause I have an interview
tonight with Kevin Pollock
363
00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:19,240
on his talk show, thanks Diane.
364
00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:20,720
Good seeing you guys, we're
gonna have a lot of fun.
365
00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:22,210
- Yeah.
366
00:12:22,210 --> 00:12:23,340
I'm havin' fun already.
367
00:12:23,340 --> 00:12:24,173
- Yeah.
368
00:12:24,173 --> 00:12:26,230
You know, early
astronomers used to believe
369
00:12:26,230 --> 00:12:28,920
that the sun revolved around the Earth,
370
00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:31,420
and then that attitude generally changed
371
00:12:31,420 --> 00:12:33,820
into accepting the fact that the Earth
372
00:12:33,820 --> 00:12:37,590
revolved around the
sun, but now we all know
373
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,300
that that's completely wrong.
374
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:41,670
The fact of the matter
is that the universe
375
00:12:41,670 --> 00:12:43,510
revolves around Piat.
376
00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:47,380
- No, I have nothing to say.
377
00:12:47,380 --> 00:12:52,160
- We've just reached
$175,000 in three hours!
378
00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:55,500
I'm as excited as Steve
Buscemi on bowling night.
379
00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:56,510
I can't believe it guys,
380
00:12:56,510 --> 00:12:58,280
you're actually giving
me a chance to play?
381
00:12:58,280 --> 00:12:59,250
This is awesome.
382
00:12:59,250 --> 00:13:00,662
Wait a minute.
383
00:13:00,662 --> 00:13:01,798
Guys, is Jeff Bridges with you?
384
00:13:01,798 --> 00:13:04,430
- Not so much.
385
00:13:04,430 --> 00:13:05,263
- Not really.
386
00:13:05,263 --> 00:13:06,540
- Never mind, he's right here.
387
00:13:06,540 --> 00:13:10,900
Hey man, I'm so glad that
you guys are relaxed at home,
388
00:13:10,900 --> 00:13:12,760
but we need to amp up the energy,
389
00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:14,330
and start donating man.
390
00:13:14,330 --> 00:13:15,870
Guys, we're doing so well,
391
00:13:15,870 --> 00:13:17,530
and if you continue to contribute,
392
00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:19,950
you can get a chance to speak
to one of our celebrities
393
00:13:19,950 --> 00:13:21,010
in New York.
394
00:13:21,010 --> 00:13:23,050
Jim, Ross, who can they speak with?
395
00:13:23,050 --> 00:13:25,410
- You can talk to me, Matthew McConaughey.
396
00:13:25,410 --> 00:13:28,240
- Sadly, Matthew McConaughey
is not with us this year.
397
00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:29,250
Who else can they speak with.
398
00:13:29,250 --> 00:13:31,290
- Ian McKellen.
399
00:13:31,290 --> 00:13:33,110
- Oh sir, Ian McKellen is not with us,
400
00:13:33,110 --> 00:13:35,470
but if he was, he'd
probably say something like,
401
00:13:35,470 --> 00:13:40,300
you shall not let wartime pass.
402
00:13:41,190 --> 00:13:43,070
Call now.
403
00:13:43,070 --> 00:13:44,840
Who else can they speak with guys?
404
00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:46,210
- I believe there's Liam Neeson.
405
00:13:46,210 --> 00:13:47,700
- That's right, Liam Neeson.
406
00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:49,920
I have a particular set of skittles,
407
00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:53,150
skittles that I will use
to spread the rainbow.
408
00:13:53,150 --> 00:13:55,580
Ah yes, spreading the rainbow.
409
00:13:55,580 --> 00:13:58,200
Lots of colors, red, blue, green.
410
00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:00,800
Ah, green is good, green is what we need.
411
00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:03,200
Yes, more green, give it to us.
412
00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:05,000
All right, Jim or Ross, you still there?
413
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,702
Yes, should they call now?
414
00:14:07,702 --> 00:14:09,320
- Why not?
415
00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:10,180
- Call now.
416
00:14:10,180 --> 00:14:11,610
- And if you call in the next 20 minutes,
417
00:14:11,610 --> 00:14:14,360
you can still speak
with dame Maggie Smith.
418
00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:18,000
That's right dearies, and
I'm up way past my bedtime.
419
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,290
Jim and Ross, how you guys doin'?
420
00:14:19,290 --> 00:14:20,570
Why don't you take it for three minutes.
421
00:14:20,570 --> 00:14:21,610
- Oh.
- Okay.
422
00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:22,750
- Oh well, yeah.
423
00:14:22,750 --> 00:14:24,390
Jim, I'm feeling pretty good.
424
00:14:24,390 --> 00:14:25,555
- It's great.
425
00:14:25,555 --> 00:14:26,388
It's great to be associated with this --
426
00:14:26,388 --> 00:14:27,570
- Oh, I forgot guys!
427
00:14:27,570 --> 00:14:29,910
We gotta check in with our
folks on the East Coast,
428
00:14:29,910 --> 00:14:32,400
Matthew Broderick is standing on the line.
429
00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:34,980
Mattie boy, brownster, how ya doin'?
430
00:14:36,180 --> 00:14:39,400
- Six hours of Piat is about my fill.
431
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,260
- It's unbelievable, man.
432
00:14:41,260 --> 00:14:43,020
- Hello, boys.
433
00:14:43,020 --> 00:14:45,302
- Definitely wanna do a lot of sitting.
434
00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:47,950
- I was just Piat on
the Kevin Pollock show.
435
00:14:47,950 --> 00:14:49,460
- Okay.
436
00:14:49,460 --> 00:14:51,350
- Now, in the five plus years
I've been doin' this show,
437
00:14:51,350 --> 00:14:53,300
I've got to ask this following question.
438
00:14:53,300 --> 00:14:55,950
Your success has come so very quickly,
439
00:14:55,950 --> 00:14:57,090
if not easily.
440
00:14:57,090 --> 00:14:58,987
I have to ask, why are you famous?
441
00:14:58,987 --> 00:15:02,060
- Well, I didn't seek out to be famous.
442
00:15:02,060 --> 00:15:02,910
- And yet, you are.
443
00:15:02,910 --> 00:15:03,760
- No, I understand.
444
00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:06,580
- It comes with great
responsibility, one could suggest?
445
00:15:06,580 --> 00:15:07,970
- Yeah, but you know, I'm here.
446
00:15:07,970 --> 00:15:09,870
I'm not shying away from the spotlight.
447
00:15:09,870 --> 00:15:11,930
- You've written a New
York Times bestseller,
448
00:15:11,930 --> 00:15:12,763
a memoir, yes?
449
00:15:12,763 --> 00:15:15,110
See if we can't sell at
least seven more copies.
450
00:15:15,110 --> 00:15:15,943
Piat, yes?
451
00:15:15,943 --> 00:15:17,543
- That's my real name.
452
00:15:17,543 --> 00:15:19,002
- Great book, hilarious.
453
00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:19,835
- Thank you.
454
00:15:19,835 --> 00:15:21,243
- Loved it.
455
00:15:21,243 --> 00:15:22,246
- Thank you very much.
456
00:15:22,246 --> 00:15:23,243
- I would also recommend this one.
457
00:15:23,243 --> 00:15:24,246
- That one's good too.
458
00:15:24,246 --> 00:15:25,286
- How I slept my way to the --
459
00:15:25,286 --> 00:15:26,283
- Do you have it on tablet?
460
00:15:26,283 --> 00:15:27,286
- Middle.
461
00:15:27,286 --> 00:15:28,119
Well, technically, I
could come to your home,
462
00:15:28,119 --> 00:15:28,952
and put it on your tablet.
463
00:15:28,952 --> 00:15:30,299
Now in the book, you
mentioned that your comedy
464
00:15:30,299 --> 00:15:32,450
doesn't come from pain, but in fact,
465
00:15:32,450 --> 00:15:34,966
comedy has caused your pain.
466
00:15:34,966 --> 00:15:37,210
- I mean, I can't be funny all the time.
467
00:15:37,210 --> 00:15:39,250
I feel that I have to have a balance,
468
00:15:39,250 --> 00:15:42,104
so now I'm acting and
directing a dramatic film,
469
00:15:42,104 --> 00:15:43,790
with Bryan Cranston.
470
00:15:44,624 --> 00:15:45,627
- Right.
471
00:15:45,627 --> 00:15:46,624
- It's gonna be great.
472
00:15:46,624 --> 00:15:47,627
- Yeah.
473
00:15:47,627 --> 00:15:48,460
This is astounding.
474
00:15:48,460 --> 00:15:49,638
According to your dossier,
475
00:15:49,638 --> 00:15:51,020
you've been able to balance a career,
476
00:15:51,020 --> 00:15:53,960
as someone who can do
brilliant impersonations,
477
00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:56,350
and also great dramatic acting.
478
00:15:56,350 --> 00:15:57,850
How does one do that?
479
00:15:57,850 --> 00:15:59,530
- I could ask you the same thing, right?
480
00:15:59,530 --> 00:16:01,260
- Oh, please do.
481
00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:04,267
By the way, please remind me to mention
482
00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:07,330
a role in a film I'm directing, actually,
483
00:16:07,330 --> 00:16:09,200
with Academy Award Winner Kate Winslet,
484
00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:10,260
that you're kinda perfect for.
485
00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:11,604
- Really?
486
00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:12,603
- Yeah.
487
00:16:12,603 --> 00:16:13,605
I'll tell you what,
488
00:16:13,605 --> 00:16:14,603
let's take a little break.
489
00:16:14,603 --> 00:16:15,606
- Okay.
490
00:16:15,606 --> 00:16:16,603
- More with Piat right
after these wonderful
491
00:16:16,603 --> 00:16:17,606
words from the geniuses who
decided to sponsor this episode.
492
00:16:17,606 --> 00:16:19,160
- What?
493
00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:21,240
Why can't I catch a break?
494
00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:23,530
Everything Piat touches turns to gold.
495
00:16:24,390 --> 00:16:28,410
When did my license to have
a pursuit of happiness,
496
00:16:28,410 --> 00:16:30,110
when was that revoked?
497
00:16:30,110 --> 00:16:32,350
- You can't buy happiness, Jim.
498
00:16:32,350 --> 00:16:33,183
- What?
499
00:16:33,183 --> 00:16:34,704
- You can't buy happiness.
500
00:16:34,704 --> 00:16:36,871
- You can't buy happiness.
501
00:16:40,070 --> 00:16:42,480
- Okay, so, I don't know
if you have Jason Statham
502
00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:44,910
in your quiver, but --
503
00:16:44,910 --> 00:16:47,000
- I've tried him, but I can't get him.
504
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,370
- He says six words in a row,
505
00:16:48,370 --> 00:16:51,064
faster than any human being on the planet.
506
00:16:51,064 --> 00:16:53,390
Those six words are do
you know what I mean?
507
00:16:53,390 --> 00:16:55,563
Which he says as, .
508
00:16:55,563 --> 00:16:57,450
If I put you in that chair,
509
00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:58,610
you'll be dead in 30 seconds.
510
00:16:58,610 --> 00:17:00,123
Do you know what I mean?
511
00:17:00,123 --> 00:17:01,350
- Do you know what I mean?
512
00:17:01,350 --> 00:17:02,384
It sounds like he's saying charming.
513
00:17:02,384 --> 00:17:03,217
- Charming.
514
00:17:03,217 --> 00:17:04,941
- He's reduced six words to two syllables.
515
00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:05,774
Do you know what I mean?
516
00:17:05,774 --> 00:17:07,067
That's it.
517
00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:08,080
Do you know what I mean?
518
00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:09,078
Now you gotta teach me one.
519
00:17:09,078 --> 00:17:10,310
- Okay, let's see.
520
00:17:10,310 --> 00:17:11,190
Steve Buscemi.
521
00:17:11,190 --> 00:17:12,462
- Please.
522
00:17:12,462 --> 00:17:13,707
- Steve Buscemi is one of my favorite.
523
00:17:13,707 --> 00:17:16,500
I found him doing Austin Powers, okay?
524
00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:18,400
Yeah baby, very shagadelic.
525
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:21,020
Now take the teeth of Austin Powers,
526
00:17:21,020 --> 00:17:22,340
put it there, and make
it a little bit higher,
527
00:17:22,340 --> 00:17:23,910
and you've got Steve Buscemi right there.
528
00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:24,743
- That's flawless.
529
00:17:24,743 --> 00:17:26,570
- Yeah man, Boardwalk empire right there.
530
00:17:26,570 --> 00:17:29,950
- But you can buy opportunities,
531
00:17:29,950 --> 00:17:34,470
and opportunities come
to people who have money.
532
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:36,570
- That's not really what I meant.
533
00:17:36,570 --> 00:17:37,510
- Yeah yeah.
534
00:17:38,384 --> 00:17:39,387
Money.
535
00:17:39,387 --> 00:17:40,384
Money's the one thing that's been missing
536
00:17:40,384 --> 00:17:41,550
from this whole equation the whole time.
537
00:17:41,550 --> 00:17:42,620
Why did Annie leave me?
538
00:17:42,620 --> 00:17:43,540
- You lied to her.
539
00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:46,180
- She was afraid I wouldn't
be able to earn a living,
540
00:17:46,180 --> 00:17:47,380
if I stopped doing impressions?
541
00:17:47,380 --> 00:17:48,430
Money solves that problem.
542
00:17:48,430 --> 00:17:50,120
Why can't I get my screenplay produced?
543
00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:51,240
- It's the first one you ever wrote?
544
00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:53,080
- Because I'm at the mercy of an investor
545
00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:54,280
who needs to fund it.
546
00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:55,300
Money solves that problem, too.
547
00:17:55,300 --> 00:17:57,500
Money solves every problem I have.
548
00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:59,510
- Jim, that's not really
what I'm saying at all.
549
00:17:59,510 --> 00:18:00,520
- No no Ross, Ross, stop.
550
00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:01,450
That's fine, there's no shame,
551
00:18:01,450 --> 00:18:02,290
there's no shame.
552
00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:04,560
Money's the way I'm gonna
get outta doing impressions.
553
00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:05,590
- Piat's back on.
554
00:18:05,590 --> 00:18:07,610
- I'm terribly proud of that fact,
555
00:18:07,610 --> 00:18:09,360
but I auditioned hundreds
and hundreds of times,
556
00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:11,280
and then eventually,
somebody had said yes.
557
00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:13,850
At school, Carson would be on,
558
00:18:13,850 --> 00:18:15,700
and I would say, "Mom,
I'll be right back."
559
00:18:15,700 --> 00:18:17,940
"Would you make sure supper's
ready when I return?"
560
00:18:17,940 --> 00:18:20,020
But I'm curious for you, how did --
561
00:18:20,020 --> 00:18:21,104
- Star Trek.
562
00:18:21,104 --> 00:18:22,820
- Did you do Captain Kirk?
563
00:18:22,820 --> 00:18:23,653
- Right, Shatner?
564
00:18:23,653 --> 00:18:24,490
- Thank you for not.
565
00:18:24,490 --> 00:18:25,840
- Well, I'm not gonna ask.
566
00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:27,660
I know it just comes to you naturally.
567
00:18:27,660 --> 00:18:31,710
- I actually watched
Star Trek on VHS tapes,
568
00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:33,984
and I would do Leonard Nimoy, Spock.
569
00:18:33,984 --> 00:18:38,043
As a kid, I would try
to do the Vulcan sign,
570
00:18:38,043 --> 00:18:39,620
live long and prosper,
571
00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:41,510
but the only way was with super glue.
572
00:18:41,510 --> 00:18:42,343
- You glued your hands?
573
00:18:42,343 --> 00:18:43,580
- I had to.
574
00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:46,427
As a result, I ended up in the hospital.
575
00:18:46,427 --> 00:18:48,160
- I love that story in the book,
576
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:49,400
and couldn't believe that it was true.
577
00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:51,220
- Yeah no, there's a lot of funny stories.
578
00:18:51,220 --> 00:18:53,720
I glued myself to a lot of things.
579
00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:55,810
- Yeah, and success, as it turns out.
580
00:18:55,810 --> 00:18:57,264
My producers tell me,
581
00:18:57,264 --> 00:18:58,640
during the break,
582
00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:01,744
that you have an announcement.
583
00:19:01,744 --> 00:19:02,864
- Yes, I do.
584
00:19:02,864 --> 00:19:03,867
Yes, I do.
585
00:19:03,867 --> 00:19:04,840
- If you wouldn't mind,
there's your camera.
586
00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:05,673
Let everybody know.
587
00:19:05,673 --> 00:19:07,710
- As you know, I made
a lot of money from my
588
00:19:07,710 --> 00:19:09,650
viral video and the book,
589
00:19:09,650 --> 00:19:11,590
and I have a TV development deal,
590
00:19:11,590 --> 00:19:14,020
so I've got some income coming in.
591
00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:15,446
- See? Money.
592
00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:17,230
There you go.
593
00:19:17,230 --> 00:19:18,620
- You know, being an impressionist,
594
00:19:18,620 --> 00:19:21,146
it led to all of this, but I
feel like I wanna give back,
595
00:19:21,146 --> 00:19:24,160
and so I'd like to
announce that I'm creating
596
00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:26,750
an impressionist competition,
597
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:30,380
in which I am seeking the
world's greatest impressionist.
598
00:19:30,380 --> 00:19:33,110
I will personally give a cash prize
599
00:19:33,110 --> 00:19:34,670
of a quarter of a million dollars.
600
00:19:34,670 --> 00:19:36,860
- You're gonna write a check
for a quarter of a million?
601
00:19:36,860 --> 00:19:39,130
- Yeah, and hand it to whoever wins.
602
00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:42,590
I'll probably shove it to him,
603
00:19:42,590 --> 00:19:44,060
it's a big check.
604
00:19:44,060 --> 00:19:45,240
- Like a golf tournament, yeah.
605
00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:46,110
- Mock up big one.
606
00:19:46,110 --> 00:19:47,860
- And I'm not allowed
to enter the contest.
607
00:19:47,860 --> 00:19:48,693
- You'd win.
608
00:19:48,693 --> 00:19:50,120
- Well, it seems unfair.
609
00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:52,560
- Yeah, I mean, you wanna find an unknown.
610
00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:53,965
You wanna give back.
611
00:19:53,965 --> 00:19:55,321
- 'Cause, I mean, I got all this,
612
00:19:55,321 --> 00:19:57,280
and you did too.
613
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,130
Impressionists open the
door for some things,
614
00:19:59,130 --> 00:20:02,290
and I feel that there are
unsung heroes out there
615
00:20:02,290 --> 00:20:03,860
that need to ...
- Well, that's fantastic.
616
00:20:03,860 --> 00:20:05,283
- Get up there.
617
00:20:05,283 --> 00:20:06,365
- That's really great.
618
00:20:06,365 --> 00:20:07,810
- I'd like to unveil my one step program
619
00:20:07,810 --> 00:20:09,350
to quit doing impressions.
620
00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:16,400
Win Piat's competition.
621
00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:19,923
Turns out, that in order
to quit doing impressions,
622
00:20:19,923 --> 00:20:22,340
I need to make some money,
623
00:20:22,340 --> 00:20:26,620
but to make money, I have
to do my best impressions.
624
00:20:29,220 --> 00:20:30,690
- On the next Impress Me.
625
00:20:30,690 --> 00:20:31,740
- Barbara Streisand.
626
00:20:32,643 --> 00:20:33,885
♪ Walk away ♪
627
00:20:33,885 --> 00:20:38,552
♪ Somebody tells you've never been blue ♪
628
00:20:39,645 --> 00:20:40,941
- Nora Jones.
629
00:20:40,941 --> 00:20:44,260
♪ Someone thinks he understands you ♪
630
00:20:44,260 --> 00:20:48,883
♪ Sometimes someone's wrong ♪
631
00:20:48,883 --> 00:20:51,550
♪ Soap and cake ♪
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