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That's right, that's right
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What up tonight,
trying to catch these vibes
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Hold up, move to the side
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Give me my room while
I catch my vibe...
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[ALARM BEEPING]
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[SIGHS] It's here.
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It's finally here!
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Wake up, bitch.
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It's Chunky Sunday!
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[LAUGHS]
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Sunday
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Chunky Sunday
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Sunday, Chunky Sunday
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Get up! It's Chunky Sunday, bitches!
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Yeah! [LAUGHS]
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Ha! Y'all ready to go fuck up
some ribs and get our twerk on?
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Dude, I'm so stoked for this barbecue.
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I'm-a smoke all the flavored blunts.
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Peach, grape, white grape, blue.
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- Why are you so dressed up?
- Do you have court?
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KAITLIN: No, you can't wear that
to Chunky Sunday.
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I can barely see your ass.
You look ridiculous.
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Oh, I'm not going with y'all.
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[SCOFFS] Wait, what?
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Harold invited me to a fancy
Tampa business owner's luncheon
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at the airport Marriott.
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Tampa fucking Bay.
Airport fucking Marriott.
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He even bought me this new dress.
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You look like a really
expensive prostitute.
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KAITLIN: No, no!
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Don't compliment her.
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She's a traitor.
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She's ruining the most
important day of the month
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for some chump who doesn't
take her seriously.
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Has he even called you
his girlfriend yet?
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Oh, of course. Yeah, absolutely.
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Mm, right. So, you're ditching us
for an 80-year-old
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who doesn't claim you. Awesome.
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No, I'm ditching y'all for a
lifetime of wealth and leisure.
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See, I think Harold's bringing me around
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all his bougie business
friends as a test.
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And I'm-a ace that shit.
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Remember when we
waitressed at The Pearl?
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Ugh, God, I hated that place.
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Everyone was so mean and stuck-up.
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Exactly. Everyone was
so unhappy all the time
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and asking to see the manager.
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So, I'm thinking, all I have to do
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is act like I'm too good for everything,
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and all Harold's friends
will think I'm super classy.
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"Excuse me, miss, I asked for
my dressing on the side.
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"Would you please remake
my field greens?" Bam!
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And to top it all off:
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Ba-bam!
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- A new Coach bag.
- Tight.
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Wait, but why are there Gs all over it?
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A'ight fine, it's a Goach bag.
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Come on, Jay. We can't go to
Chunky Sunday without you.
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- What? Why not?
- Uh, because it's a black barbecue,
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and you're our only black friend.
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[CHUCKLES]: But... What? I'm black, too.
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You're barely black, Shelby.
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I'm half-black, and we'll be fine.
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I'll just, um... you know,
I'll play up my black half.
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There's got to be something I can wear
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that'll make me look more black.
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[QUIETLY]: Please don't
leave us with her.
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Jay, come on. You know
I love black people parties.
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They're so much more fun and
loose than white people parties.
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So just go. You'll be fine.
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You don't need me.
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Yes, we do. [GROANS]
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You don't get it. You couldn't.
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Look at me.
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I'm a white woman who
lives in a mobile home.
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I mean, black people see me,
and-and they just assume
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I'm another racist Florida redneck.
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But when I'm with you,
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suddenly, I'm a cool
white woman of the people.
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ERICA: I'm white, and I live
in a mobile home,
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and no one thinks I'm a redneck.
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Yes, they do. You're just
too brain-dead to notice.
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Kaitlin, I'm so sorry that
you are a white woman.
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I'm sure that must be a very hard life.
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But you don't need me.
Y'all will fit in fine.
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SHELBY [MUFFLED]: Jay,
can I borrow this?
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Or is it... is it too much?
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It's too much.
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Okay.
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Y'all are acting so problematic today.
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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com
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KAITLIN: Randi?
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Hello? Open up!
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Why do we need my mom to come with us?
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Because you don't look black, Shelby.
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You look like you just got
back from the frickin' Bahamas.
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- I think the braids are dope.
- [POUNDING ON DOOR]
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Bang on the door one more time,
and you're gonna lose that hand.
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We need you to come with us
right now. It's an emergency.
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- Oh, God, what happened?
- SHELBY: No, Mom, it's fine.
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Kaitlin just doesn't think
I look black enough...
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Shut up, Shelby.
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Jayla ditched us,
so we need a black person
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to come to Chunky Sunday with us.
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Go get ready, and hurry up.
I don't want to miss the ribs.
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What are you talking about?
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You don't need a black person. Just go.
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- You'll be fine.
- No, we won't.
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We're gonna look like
a couple of rednecks
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hanging out with Rachel Dolezal.
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We need a real black person.
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Come on, Randi. Please?
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I've never missed a Chunky Sunday ever.
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Not even when my dad died.
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So, you're desperate, huh?
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Well, I mean,
I would love to help you girls out,
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but I was just about
to dig that stump up.
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Yeah, I mean, you know, it's rotted,
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and spiders have nested in it,
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and the spiders are
getting in the house.
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I mean, so you can see
the predicament I'm in.
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Just got an idea.
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If you girls dig the stump up for me,
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then I can go to the barbecue,
and you got your black person.
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No. We're not doing that. No. Forget it.
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[STRAINING]
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[YELLS]
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[PANTING]
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Let's go.
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Get in the car. Now!
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I get mad booty,
booty, get mad booty
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Get mad booty, booty, get mad booty
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I got booty, booty, get mad booty
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Get mad booty, booty, get mad booty
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I got mad booty, get mad booty
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Get mad booty, booty, get mad booty
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I got booty, booty, get mad booty
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Get mad booty, booty, get mad booty
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I got booty, get mad booty
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Get mad, I got booty,
get mad booty, get mad...
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Yes! I love Chunky Sunday so much.
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I know. And I feel like
I'm really fitting in.
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Mm, smell them peach blunts.
I'm gonna find me a peach blunt.
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Ooh, good call, good call.
Okay, then we'll hit the ribs,
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and then get on that dance floor.
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Randi, I hope
you like twerking, 'cause...
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- Dude.
- RANDI: Hey, lady, how you doing?
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What are you doing?
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- You got to stick by us.
- No, no, no, no, no.
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That ain't part of the deal. [LAUGHS]
You said come with y'all.
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All right. Okay.
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I've always wanted to learn Spades.
Deal me in, ladies.
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Sorry, honey, game's full.
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All right, Wanda, your bid.
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RANDI: Let's see...
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[WHISPERS]: You guys, you guys.
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Did you see that? They won't let me play
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'cause they think I'm
just some racist redneck.
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Or maybe it's because
Spades is a four-person game
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- and you're a fifth person.
- Don't be an idiot, Erica.
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Take a look around.
Everyone's staring at us.
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- What? No, they're not.
- Dude, relax.
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You're with me.
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[GRUNTS] Oh, no, no. God.
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I wonder if they have any light beer.
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- KAITLIN: Oh, my God.
- Do y'all got any light beer?
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Stop. Stop it.
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Yeah, don't worry, fool,
it's all about the hustle
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Look, I know they want
to modify the menu,
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but to get rid of the
Neighborhood Nachos?
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That's ridiculous. [LAUGHS]
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Good seeing you ladies.
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Hey, there he is. Arnie.
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Hope it's not crummy. [LAUGHS]
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[LAUGHTER]
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Arnie owns three Krispy Kremes.
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Nice to meet you.
This is my girlfriend Lisa.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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And this is, uh, my friend Jayla.
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Oh.
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Oh, my goodness.
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These sliders are overcooked.
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Did y'all notice that?
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I was just thinking that.
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Oh, my bun's a little burnt, too.
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I hate this burger.
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- Excuse me, miss?
- CATERER: Yes, ma'am?
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These sliders are unacceptable.
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Would you please bring us a fresh tray?
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Sorry, we were just told
we're 86'd on the sliders.
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Oh, well in that case,
can I speak to your manager?
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Todd.
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I mean, they're burnt.
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Jaylandra?
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Juicy J!
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Yo, it's me, Lil' Hazy.
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Man, I ain't seen you since
we were spitting
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in people's drinks at Mugs 'N Jugs.
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Look at you all dressed up.
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No more tube tops and coochie
cutters for you, huh, girl?
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You know, I was just thinking
about that time we got baked
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at Crystal Meth's grandma's crib,
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and that girl with the teeth
fuck Shiny D's boyfriend.
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So nasty.
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[JAYLA SHUDDERS]
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Mm.
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You know who would love this food?
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Our good friend, Jaylandra!
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She's probably my best friend.
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We watched Black Panther together.
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It's my favorite movie. All right.
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Let's hurry up and eat.
We got to get back to your mom.
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I'm getting a lot of weird looks.
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Yeah, probably 'cause
you're yelling really loud
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while everyone's trying to eat.
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Erica's right. Dude,
you're the only one being weird.
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We're totally fine.
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I think everyone can
finally tell I'm half-black.
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Oh, my God. Did you see that?
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I don't even know her,
and she totally acknowledged me.
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I'm gonna go dance.
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Oh, God, no.
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She dances whiter than all of us.
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Now I get two hours of good sleep
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Bossy, do bossy things...
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Shelby! Stop snapping
your fingers. [SIGHS]
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ERICA: At least she's
having fun. Let's go dance.
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All right, but we have to spread out.
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We can't just be one big white clump
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- in the middle of the dance floor.
- Excuse me.
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Have y'all seen a cell phone?
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Uh, I don't think so.
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I left it right here a minute ago.
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- Dude, did you take her phone?
- What? No.
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Hey, ain't you the girl
that stole the microwave
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from the ghetto store?
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Who, me? Yeah, that was me.
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Girl, did you take my phone?
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It's okay if you did. Just give it back.
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No, I-I swear I didn't take it.
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What's going on, Cindy?
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This girl just took my phone.
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EARL: Didn't you just swipe
a hot sauce from the grill?
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Yeah, that was me. Sorry about that.
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But I swear I didn't take her phone.
246
00:09:49,293 --> 00:09:50,778
[QUIETLY]: Great. Well, now
they hate us. So thanks.
247
00:09:52,161 --> 00:09:53,161
Randi!
248
00:09:54,687 --> 00:09:55,916
Shelby?
249
00:09:55,948 --> 00:09:57,183
Oh, yeah
250
00:09:57,208 --> 00:09:59,551
Ooh, and I got to get
rich on a Thursday
251
00:09:59,584 --> 00:10:01,376
TODD: And we were so poor back then,
252
00:10:01,401 --> 00:10:04,023
if someone left half a beer
at the bar, we'd drink it.
253
00:10:04,048 --> 00:10:06,804
But Juicy J, she was next-level
with that shit.
254
00:10:06,829 --> 00:10:09,354
She would hole herself
up in the kitchen eating
255
00:10:09,379 --> 00:10:11,316
all the leftover scraps
out the bus trays.
256
00:10:11,341 --> 00:10:13,874
- [STRAINS]: Stop...
- Old bread, half a shrimp.
257
00:10:13,899 --> 00:10:15,567
I can still see you like a
little rat in the kitchen,
258
00:10:15,592 --> 00:10:17,855
gnawing on a chicken bone.
[MAKES CHEWING SOUNDS]
259
00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:19,817
We were all, "Juicy J,
put that bone down!"
260
00:10:19,842 --> 00:10:21,782
[LAUGHS]
261
00:10:21,807 --> 00:10:24,433
Anyway, uh, you needed to
talk to me about something?
262
00:10:24,664 --> 00:10:27,864
[HOARSE]: Uh, the sliders...
263
00:10:28,114 --> 00:10:31,819
were a little overcooked,
but don't-don't worry about it.
264
00:10:31,851 --> 00:10:33,086
Dope, dope, dope.
265
00:10:33,373 --> 00:10:35,469
Find me if you want me
to smoke you out later.
266
00:10:35,780 --> 00:10:36,780
I got you...
267
00:10:38,637 --> 00:10:39,637
Um...
268
00:10:42,829 --> 00:10:44,654
So that was Todd.
269
00:10:45,264 --> 00:10:47,116
Mm. [CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
270
00:10:48,067 --> 00:10:50,571
Man, we've all gone through
some lean times, haven't we?
271
00:10:50,604 --> 00:10:51,705
[CHUCKLES]
272
00:10:51,739 --> 00:10:55,676
I remember my first job,
bussing tables at Applebee's.
273
00:10:56,047 --> 00:10:58,979
When the janitor would call in sick,
my boss would say,
274
00:10:59,004 --> 00:11:01,105
"Guess what, Harold.
You're our janitor tonight."
275
00:11:01,130 --> 00:11:02,948
[LAUGHTER]
276
00:11:02,973 --> 00:11:04,483
Craziest part is, uh,
277
00:11:04,743 --> 00:11:08,393
I worked my way up,
and I bought that Applebee's.
278
00:11:08,972 --> 00:11:11,833
And I can't wait to watch my girl Jayla
279
00:11:11,858 --> 00:11:14,127
buy her own Mugs 'N Jugs one day.
280
00:11:14,152 --> 00:11:16,590
- [LAUGHS]
- LISA: I remember my first job
281
00:11:16,615 --> 00:11:17,665
as a flight attendant.
282
00:11:17,690 --> 00:11:20,390
Ugh, the pilot forced me
to stay in the cockpit.
283
00:11:20,415 --> 00:11:21,758
He blocked the door.
284
00:11:21,783 --> 00:11:23,108
[CHUCKLES] It was awful.
285
00:11:23,133 --> 00:11:26,057
[LISA LAUGHS]
286
00:11:26,082 --> 00:11:27,493
Look, I hear y'all, and I'm sorry
287
00:11:27,518 --> 00:11:29,177
if I ever stole something
from y'all in the past,
288
00:11:29,202 --> 00:11:30,876
but I didn't take her phone.
289
00:11:32,076 --> 00:11:33,714
Are any of these your phone?
290
00:11:33,746 --> 00:11:35,715
No, but that proves you're a thief.
291
00:11:35,740 --> 00:11:36,954
Let me check your pockets.
292
00:11:36,988 --> 00:11:38,490
I already told you I didn't take it.
293
00:11:38,940 --> 00:11:41,554
[SCOFFS] I mean,
who'd this trick-ass bitch
294
00:11:41,587 --> 00:11:43,437
even come here with, right? Not me.
295
00:11:43,462 --> 00:11:46,321
No, I came with that black
lady over there playing Spades.
296
00:11:46,897 --> 00:11:48,895
Can't really see her... she's there.
297
00:11:49,522 --> 00:11:50,906
So, yeah, we're obviously
cool with each other...
298
00:11:50,931 --> 00:11:53,203
- He's got a gun! Get down!
- [OTHERS YELL]
299
00:11:53,228 --> 00:11:54,262
Down!
300
00:11:55,553 --> 00:11:58,674
- You thought this was a gun?
- [OTHERS MURMURING]
301
00:11:58,699 --> 00:11:59,853
Oh, my God. That's not a gun.
302
00:11:59,878 --> 00:12:01,527
[LAUGHS] Oh, God.
303
00:12:01,552 --> 00:12:04,723
False alarm. It wasn't a gun.
It was... it was a spatula.
304
00:12:05,251 --> 00:12:06,851
Everybody, calm down!
305
00:12:07,430 --> 00:12:09,783
You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna call my friend Jayla.
306
00:12:09,808 --> 00:12:11,389
She's black. She'll vouch for me.
307
00:12:13,249 --> 00:12:14,433
JAYLA [OVER PHONE]: You have reached...
308
00:12:14,458 --> 00:12:16,122
Damn it. Okay, her phone's off.
309
00:12:16,575 --> 00:12:18,414
It's fine. It's totally fine.
310
00:12:18,447 --> 00:12:19,615
I'm gonna go get her.
311
00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:20,780
Okay.
312
00:12:21,744 --> 00:12:23,087
Wait, is that your phone?
313
00:12:23,587 --> 00:12:26,430
CINDY: Oh, my God. It is.
314
00:12:26,455 --> 00:12:28,423
[LAUGHS]: Baby took your damn phone.
315
00:12:29,143 --> 00:12:32,149
Girl, I'm sorry. I was tripping.
316
00:12:32,174 --> 00:12:35,365
Nah, it's all good.
I do steal a lot, so I get it.
317
00:12:35,390 --> 00:12:38,051
And I totally would've taken
your phone if I had the chance.
318
00:12:38,932 --> 00:12:41,611
Hard work, taking no days off
319
00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:42,715
I'm a boss
320
00:12:42,740 --> 00:12:44,501
I am so glad you came.
321
00:12:44,526 --> 00:12:46,101
I never have fun at these things.
322
00:12:46,642 --> 00:12:48,165
- [GIGGLES]
- STEVE: Harold.
323
00:12:48,190 --> 00:12:50,302
- It's good to see you.
- Hey, man, how are you?
324
00:12:50,621 --> 00:12:52,472
Uh, Steve owns an Applebee's in Miami.
325
00:12:52,497 --> 00:12:55,030
- Ah.
- This is my girlfriend, Jayla.
326
00:12:57,874 --> 00:13:00,062
[EXHALES]: Hi!
327
00:13:00,087 --> 00:13:02,937
I'm his girlfriend, Jayla. [LAUGHS]
328
00:13:04,042 --> 00:13:06,757
- How's business?
- I heard corporate
329
00:13:06,782 --> 00:13:08,554
is discontinuing the
Neighborhood Nachos.
330
00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:10,936
Don't remind me. You know,
they have some nerve...
331
00:13:11,812 --> 00:13:13,217
Uh, excuse me, gentlemen.
332
00:13:13,471 --> 00:13:15,941
I have to use the ladies' room. [LAUGHS]
333
00:13:17,283 --> 00:13:19,540
- Move! [YELLS]
- Oh, there you are. Thank God!
334
00:13:19,573 --> 00:13:21,080
Get your ass out of here.
335
00:13:23,075 --> 00:13:26,523
You boogie to the right,
then you boogie to the left
336
00:13:26,548 --> 00:13:30,129
Bunny hop, then bend yo knees,
do a slide, no time for rest
337
00:13:30,154 --> 00:13:31,916
One more slide and then you shimmy
338
00:13:32,636 --> 00:13:35,938
Looking good, girl.
[LAUGHS] Get it, Becky.
339
00:13:36,433 --> 00:13:39,670
What? Becky? I-I... I'm-I'm not a Becky.
340
00:13:39,695 --> 00:13:41,793
I'm not white. Uh, my mom's black.
341
00:13:41,818 --> 00:13:45,850
Yeah, and my daddy's
George Washington. [LAUGHS]
342
00:13:45,875 --> 00:13:47,721
-
Yeah, one time
-
Take a break
343
00:13:47,746 --> 00:13:49,541
-
Take a break
-
Rev it up
344
00:13:49,566 --> 00:13:51,280
-
Rev it up
-
Then make it shake.
345
00:13:51,305 --> 00:13:52,781
What the hell are you doing here?!
346
00:13:52,806 --> 00:13:56,467
Dude, Erica started a full-on
race war at Chunky Sunday.
347
00:13:56,492 --> 00:13:59,256
You need to get down there now
and tell everyone I'm not racist
348
00:13:59,281 --> 00:14:00,893
so we can twerk and
have a bomb-ass Sunday
349
00:14:00,918 --> 00:14:03,600
- like we always do.
- This is all in your head.
350
00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:05,622
Nobody thinks you're a racist redneck.
351
00:14:05,647 --> 00:14:08,665
Why would they? I mean,
you sound hella ignorant right now,
352
00:14:08,886 --> 00:14:11,491
but you ain't racist. Right?
353
00:14:11,516 --> 00:14:13,207
No, of course not.
354
00:14:13,232 --> 00:14:15,655
You're my best friend,
and I would die for you.
355
00:14:16,124 --> 00:14:19,165
And, honestly, I like black
people better than white people.
356
00:14:19,190 --> 00:14:22,686
They're cooler, they have better
barbecues, they dance better.
357
00:14:23,046 --> 00:14:25,666
I love James Harden and Nicki Minaj.
358
00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:27,834
God, I love Nicki Minaj so much.
359
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,829
And I was super sad when Prince died.
360
00:14:30,575 --> 00:14:33,283
Um, okay...
361
00:14:33,630 --> 00:14:34,928
Wow. You're right.
362
00:14:35,433 --> 00:14:37,074
I'm definitely not racist.
363
00:14:38,106 --> 00:14:39,816
Oh, my God, I feel so much better.
364
00:14:39,841 --> 00:14:41,468
[LAUGHS] Okay.
365
00:14:41,762 --> 00:14:43,684
All right, good.
366
00:14:43,709 --> 00:14:45,822
Now get the hell out of here
before somebody sees me talking
367
00:14:45,847 --> 00:14:47,785
to a two-dollar hoe in the bathroom.
368
00:14:48,797 --> 00:14:49,850
Yeah, I could see that.
369
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:52,058
- Yeah.
- [GRUNTS] Okay, bye.
370
00:14:52,083 --> 00:14:53,083
Thank you.
371
00:14:53,615 --> 00:14:55,784
[DOOR OPENS]
372
00:15:00,424 --> 00:15:03,052
- Hey, Harold is looking for you.
- Hey.
373
00:15:03,077 --> 00:15:05,998
Oh, my boyfriend is so protective.
374
00:15:06,023 --> 00:15:08,588
He's my boyfriend now.
He just said it out there.
375
00:15:08,613 --> 00:15:09,899
Well, he said I'm his girlfriend,
376
00:15:09,924 --> 00:15:11,159
which means he my boyfriend.
377
00:15:11,184 --> 00:15:13,454
Look at me, rambling on
about my boyfriend.
378
00:15:13,479 --> 00:15:15,364
Oh, I'm so happy for you.
379
00:15:15,389 --> 00:15:16,912
And at least Harold has the decency
380
00:15:16,937 --> 00:15:18,814
to take off his wedding ring around you.
381
00:15:18,839 --> 00:15:20,527
I keep telling Arnie,
"If you're gonna introduce me
382
00:15:20,552 --> 00:15:23,418
as your girlfriend,
take off your damn wedding ring."
383
00:15:23,443 --> 00:15:24,905
We don't want the whole world knowing
384
00:15:24,930 --> 00:15:26,900
that we're dating married guys, right?
385
00:15:26,925 --> 00:15:29,695
[CHUCKLES] Anyway,
I'll see you out there.
386
00:15:36,924 --> 00:15:38,368
He's married?
387
00:15:43,060 --> 00:15:45,063
388
00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:53,783
Someone better move
389
00:15:53,808 --> 00:15:55,141
Bitch, I'm coming through
390
00:15:55,166 --> 00:15:56,880
Can you excuse us, please?
391
00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,111
Are you married?
392
00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:02,438
Listen... [CHUCKLES]
393
00:16:02,463 --> 00:16:04,900
You stupid coward!
394
00:16:04,925 --> 00:16:07,642
For months, you've been
wasting my damn time!
395
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:09,929
Do you know how embarrassing that is?
396
00:16:09,954 --> 00:16:12,407
Screw this place, and screw you!
397
00:16:13,497 --> 00:16:14,511
WOMAN: Ooh!
398
00:16:14,536 --> 00:16:17,110
Guess what. I ain't like y'all!
399
00:16:17,135 --> 00:16:19,677
I don't own some wack-ass
chain restaurant,
400
00:16:19,702 --> 00:16:22,218
and I ain't some dumb-ass
flight attendant!
401
00:16:22,243 --> 00:16:23,600
Girl, I am so sorry.
402
00:16:23,625 --> 00:16:26,493
I don't know why I dragged you
into this. You cute. You fine.
403
00:16:26,518 --> 00:16:29,465
But the rest of y'all,
I don't like y'all.
404
00:16:29,881 --> 00:16:33,391
Standing around all damn day
complaining about everything.
405
00:16:33,686 --> 00:16:35,643
This Marriott is lit.
406
00:16:35,668 --> 00:16:37,871
And those sliders was bomb as hell.
407
00:16:44,088 --> 00:16:47,878
And screw those tiny-ass purses
408
00:16:47,903 --> 00:16:49,466
with no straps on 'em.
409
00:16:49,491 --> 00:16:52,587
Holding 'em all day
like a bunch of fools.
410
00:16:54,666 --> 00:16:57,010
Juicy J! Yeah!
411
00:17:01,792 --> 00:17:03,783
Yo, what are you doing here?
What's wrong?
412
00:17:05,077 --> 00:17:06,229
You were right.
413
00:17:07,087 --> 00:17:09,080
Harold never took me seriously.
414
00:17:09,890 --> 00:17:11,136
He's married.
415
00:17:11,937 --> 00:17:14,209
I was just his beautiful side piece.
416
00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:15,838
What the hell are you
doing sitting here?
417
00:17:15,863 --> 00:17:17,498
We got to go key his car, man.
418
00:17:17,523 --> 00:17:18,624
I thought of that.
419
00:17:18,970 --> 00:17:20,672
But after a car goes through the valet,
420
00:17:20,697 --> 00:17:21,899
I don't know what happens to it.
421
00:17:21,924 --> 00:17:23,472
Oh, yeah. Me, either.
422
00:17:24,230 --> 00:17:26,651
Uh, w-well, can I at least
go spit in his face?
423
00:17:26,676 --> 00:17:28,693
Nah. I already did that.
424
00:17:34,736 --> 00:17:36,033
You want to go twerk?
425
00:17:37,770 --> 00:17:38,915
Yeah.
426
00:17:48,514 --> 00:17:49,676
Hey, what's up?
427
00:17:49,914 --> 00:17:51,478
Why are you over here by yourself?
428
00:17:52,187 --> 00:17:53,264
Why are you asking?
429
00:17:53,613 --> 00:17:56,137
Because I'm your mother and I
want to make sure you all right.
430
00:17:56,857 --> 00:17:58,725
Okay, fine, I need five bucks.
431
00:17:58,750 --> 00:18:00,195
They said I was cutting clubs
432
00:18:00,220 --> 00:18:02,053
and then playing them.
Can you believe that?
433
00:18:02,078 --> 00:18:03,991
- Were you?
- Of course not.
434
00:18:04,563 --> 00:18:05,723
I was hiding them.
435
00:18:05,748 --> 00:18:07,951
[LAUGHS] Okay. Come on.
436
00:18:07,976 --> 00:18:09,125
What's going on?
437
00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:10,563
I don't know.
438
00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:14,224
Sometimes it's hard being half-black.
439
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:17,673
You know, 'cause...
'cause half my family is black,
440
00:18:17,699 --> 00:18:21,919
but I never feel like
I'm part of your group.
441
00:18:21,944 --> 00:18:25,349
Oh, my God. I can't even hear
442
00:18:25,382 --> 00:18:28,415
this tragic mulatto mess.
443
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:31,277
Aw, poor little half-white girl.
444
00:18:31,302 --> 00:18:32,897
- Oh, my God.
- Come on.
445
00:18:32,922 --> 00:18:36,682
You should thank God that
you are not part of my group.
446
00:18:36,707 --> 00:18:38,175
'Cause you know what
happens to my group?
447
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,931
I got thrown in jail for
falling asleep in the library.
448
00:18:40,956 --> 00:18:43,116
A security guard tackled me at
the Gap because the woman forgot
449
00:18:43,141 --> 00:18:44,776
to take the sensor off my shirt.
450
00:18:45,033 --> 00:18:46,498
I just heard a white girl
451
00:18:46,523 --> 00:18:48,938
thought a black man's spatula was a gun.
452
00:18:48,963 --> 00:18:51,464
Okay, okay, okay. Never mind. I get it.
453
00:18:52,259 --> 00:18:53,290
Here.
454
00:18:54,366 --> 00:18:55,734
Thank you, baby.
455
00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:59,360
But hey, don't worry about
being part of my group.
456
00:18:59,501 --> 00:19:01,331
You got your own group.
457
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:04,303
Those dumb-ass shady friends of yours.
458
00:19:04,328 --> 00:19:05,720
[RANDI LAUGHS]
459
00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:07,154
I'm back in!
460
00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:10,030
Throw that thing like a tantrum
461
00:19:10,055 --> 00:19:12,234
Know you want to put it on me,
heard you think I'm handsome
462
00:19:12,259 --> 00:19:13,281
Sit it on my lap...
463
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,354
Hey, what's going on?
464
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,427
[CHUCKLING]
465
00:19:17,452 --> 00:19:18,515
Am I getting weird looks,
466
00:19:18,540 --> 00:19:20,285
or is this still just all in my head?
467
00:19:20,310 --> 00:19:23,231
- That ain't in your head.
- Damn it. Ugh, I knew it.
468
00:19:23,801 --> 00:19:26,371
I told you, Jay.
Black people always just assume
469
00:19:26,396 --> 00:19:28,290
I'm another Florida racist.
470
00:19:28,517 --> 00:19:31,220
Oh, that ain't it.
Nobody thought you were racist
471
00:19:31,245 --> 00:19:33,580
until you accused Earl of having a gun.
472
00:19:34,559 --> 00:19:38,134
He reached into his apron and
pulled out a metal object.
473
00:19:38,579 --> 00:19:40,763
Spatulas are metal, guns are metal.
474
00:19:40,788 --> 00:19:43,043
God, Jay, can you please
clear this up for us?
475
00:19:43,068 --> 00:19:45,449
Yeah, I didn't know
you had done all that.
476
00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:48,698
I'm starting to think that
maybe you might just be racist.
477
00:19:49,224 --> 00:19:50,699
KAITLIN: Wait, but no.
478
00:19:50,724 --> 00:19:52,996
No. What about all that
stuff I was saying earlier
479
00:19:53,021 --> 00:19:55,309
about James Harden and Nicki Minaj
480
00:19:55,334 --> 00:19:57,408
and how black people are really cool?
481
00:19:57,433 --> 00:19:59,955
Yeah, all that was kind of racist, too.
482
00:19:59,980 --> 00:20:01,824
I was just trying to get
you out of the Marriott.
483
00:20:01,849 --> 00:20:03,102
So, what are you saying?
484
00:20:03,817 --> 00:20:06,632
I really am just another racist redneck?
485
00:20:07,481 --> 00:20:10,397
- And I'm not, right?
- Nah, you're cool.
486
00:20:10,422 --> 00:20:11,789
Tight.
487
00:20:11,814 --> 00:20:13,386
So, does this mean I have to leave?
488
00:20:13,901 --> 00:20:17,310
What? No. If we made a big deal
about you acting like that,
489
00:20:17,335 --> 00:20:19,670
we'd never hang out
with white people again.
490
00:20:19,695 --> 00:20:22,436
Wait, most white people act like this?
491
00:20:23,446 --> 00:20:25,715
Oh, so I'm fine, then.
492
00:20:25,740 --> 00:20:27,272
That's the wrong takeaway.
493
00:20:27,297 --> 00:20:28,333
SHELBY: Hey.
494
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,244
- What are you doing here?
- KAITLIN: There you are!
495
00:20:30,269 --> 00:20:33,573
We're all together,
and it's Chunky Sunday.
496
00:20:33,598 --> 00:20:35,090
[LAUGHS] Let's go twerk.
497
00:20:35,115 --> 00:20:37,252
- Yeah!
- [LAUGHS] Yeah!
498
00:20:38,618 --> 00:20:41,781
Hey. I am so sorry about her, girl.
499
00:20:41,806 --> 00:20:43,791
She not usually like that.
500
00:20:44,196 --> 00:20:46,030
Actually, she is.
501
00:20:46,292 --> 00:20:47,399
You want to go twerk?
502
00:20:48,111 --> 00:20:49,996
Twerk, twerk, twerk
503
00:20:50,381 --> 00:20:52,388
Twerk, girl, let me see what you got
504
00:20:52,788 --> 00:20:54,731
Twerk, girl, booty rocking the yard
505
00:20:55,036 --> 00:20:57,026
Twerk, girl, you on top of the shelf
506
00:20:57,330 --> 00:20:59,776
Twerk, girl, put that
thang on my belt, hey
507
00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:01,690
Twerk, twerk, pop it like a lolly
508
00:21:01,947 --> 00:21:04,113
Twerk, twerk, all up on your body
509
00:21:04,449 --> 00:21:06,815
Twerk, twerk, shawty
kinda naughty, gettin' loose
510
00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:08,760
You know that caboose
bigger than the trolly
511
00:21:10,097 --> 00:21:13,497
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