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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,400 --> 00:00:08,521 That's right, that's right 2 00:00:08,546 --> 00:00:10,712 What up tonight, trying to catch these vibes 3 00:00:10,737 --> 00:00:12,839 Hold up, move to the side 4 00:00:12,864 --> 00:00:15,007 Give me my room while I catch my vibe... 5 00:00:15,032 --> 00:00:17,095 [ALARM BEEPING] 6 00:00:17,120 --> 00:00:19,106 [SIGHS] It's here. 7 00:00:19,439 --> 00:00:21,091 It's finally here! 8 00:00:25,042 --> 00:00:26,391 Wake up, bitch. 9 00:00:26,416 --> 00:00:28,663 It's Chunky Sunday! 10 00:00:28,688 --> 00:00:31,196 [LAUGHS] 11 00:00:32,953 --> 00:00:34,040 Sunday 12 00:00:34,065 --> 00:00:38,100 Chunky Sunday 13 00:00:38,790 --> 00:00:42,903 Sunday, Chunky Sunday 14 00:00:43,351 --> 00:00:46,572 Get up! It's Chunky Sunday, bitches! 15 00:00:46,597 --> 00:00:48,786 Yeah! [LAUGHS] 16 00:00:52,681 --> 00:00:56,050 Ha! Y'all ready to go fuck up some ribs and get our twerk on? 17 00:00:56,075 --> 00:00:58,251 Dude, I'm so stoked for this barbecue. 18 00:00:58,276 --> 00:01:00,315 I'm-a smoke all the flavored blunts. 19 00:01:00,340 --> 00:01:03,144 Peach, grape, white grape, blue. 20 00:01:03,169 --> 00:01:05,383 - Why are you so dressed up? - Do you have court? 21 00:01:05,408 --> 00:01:07,242 KAITLIN: No, you can't wear that to Chunky Sunday. 22 00:01:07,267 --> 00:01:09,028 I can barely see your ass. You look ridiculous. 23 00:01:09,053 --> 00:01:10,819 Oh, I'm not going with y'all. 24 00:01:11,009 --> 00:01:12,498 [SCOFFS] Wait, what? 25 00:01:12,531 --> 00:01:16,683 Harold invited me to a fancy Tampa business owner's luncheon 26 00:01:16,708 --> 00:01:18,414 at the airport Marriott. 27 00:01:18,439 --> 00:01:21,677 Tampa fucking Bay. Airport fucking Marriott. 28 00:01:21,702 --> 00:01:23,543 He even bought me this new dress. 29 00:01:23,577 --> 00:01:25,545 You look like a really expensive prostitute. 30 00:01:25,578 --> 00:01:26,846 KAITLIN: No, no! 31 00:01:26,879 --> 00:01:28,075 Don't compliment her. 32 00:01:28,187 --> 00:01:29,370 She's a traitor. 33 00:01:29,996 --> 00:01:32,490 She's ruining the most important day of the month 34 00:01:32,515 --> 00:01:34,500 for some chump who doesn't take her seriously. 35 00:01:34,525 --> 00:01:36,490 Has he even called you his girlfriend yet? 36 00:01:36,522 --> 00:01:39,141 Oh, of course. Yeah, absolutely. 37 00:01:39,166 --> 00:01:42,803 Mm, right. So, you're ditching us for an 80-year-old 38 00:01:42,828 --> 00:01:44,744 who doesn't claim you. Awesome. 39 00:01:44,769 --> 00:01:48,277 No, I'm ditching y'all for a lifetime of wealth and leisure. 40 00:01:48,302 --> 00:01:50,232 See, I think Harold's bringing me around 41 00:01:50,257 --> 00:01:52,410 all his bougie business friends as a test. 42 00:01:52,435 --> 00:01:54,077 And I'm-a ace that shit. 43 00:01:54,102 --> 00:01:55,808 Remember when we waitressed at The Pearl? 44 00:01:55,842 --> 00:01:57,543 Ugh, God, I hated that place. 45 00:01:57,577 --> 00:01:59,712 Everyone was so mean and stuck-up. 46 00:01:59,745 --> 00:02:03,279 Exactly. Everyone was so unhappy all the time 47 00:02:03,304 --> 00:02:04,916 and asking to see the manager. 48 00:02:04,941 --> 00:02:06,820 So, I'm thinking, all I have to do 49 00:02:06,845 --> 00:02:08,691 is act like I'm too good for everything, 50 00:02:08,716 --> 00:02:11,168 and all Harold's friends will think I'm super classy. 51 00:02:11,193 --> 00:02:14,958 "Excuse me, miss, I asked for my dressing on the side. 52 00:02:14,983 --> 00:02:17,939 "Would you please remake my field greens?" Bam! 53 00:02:17,964 --> 00:02:19,608 And to top it all off: 54 00:02:20,363 --> 00:02:21,639 Ba-bam! 55 00:02:21,664 --> 00:02:24,154 - A new Coach bag. - Tight. 56 00:02:24,179 --> 00:02:26,388 Wait, but why are there Gs all over it? 57 00:02:26,413 --> 00:02:27,755 A'ight fine, it's a Goach bag. 58 00:02:27,780 --> 00:02:31,350 Come on, Jay. We can't go to Chunky Sunday without you. 59 00:02:31,375 --> 00:02:33,907 - What? Why not? - Uh, because it's a black barbecue, 60 00:02:33,932 --> 00:02:35,449 and you're our only black friend. 61 00:02:35,474 --> 00:02:37,838 [CHUCKLES]: But... What? I'm black, too. 62 00:02:37,863 --> 00:02:39,038 You're barely black, Shelby. 63 00:02:39,063 --> 00:02:41,763 I'm half-black, and we'll be fine. 64 00:02:41,788 --> 00:02:44,355 I'll just, um... you know, I'll play up my black half. 65 00:02:44,380 --> 00:02:46,380 There's got to be something I can wear 66 00:02:46,405 --> 00:02:48,061 that'll make me look more black. 67 00:02:49,526 --> 00:02:51,227 [QUIETLY]: Please don't leave us with her. 68 00:02:51,252 --> 00:02:54,421 Jay, come on. You know I love black people parties. 69 00:02:54,446 --> 00:02:56,942 They're so much more fun and loose than white people parties. 70 00:02:56,967 --> 00:02:59,195 So just go. You'll be fine. 71 00:02:59,220 --> 00:03:00,252 You don't need me. 72 00:03:00,277 --> 00:03:02,436 Yes, we do. [GROANS] 73 00:03:02,461 --> 00:03:04,486 You don't get it. You couldn't. 74 00:03:04,613 --> 00:03:05,702 Look at me. 75 00:03:05,825 --> 00:03:08,553 I'm a white woman who lives in a mobile home. 76 00:03:08,578 --> 00:03:11,366 I mean, black people see me, and-and they just assume 77 00:03:11,391 --> 00:03:13,804 I'm another racist Florida redneck. 78 00:03:13,829 --> 00:03:15,989 But when I'm with you, 79 00:03:16,721 --> 00:03:19,723 suddenly, I'm a cool white woman of the people. 80 00:03:20,167 --> 00:03:21,777 ERICA: I'm white, and I live in a mobile home, 81 00:03:21,802 --> 00:03:23,136 and no one thinks I'm a redneck. 82 00:03:23,161 --> 00:03:25,674 Yes, they do. You're just too brain-dead to notice. 83 00:03:25,707 --> 00:03:29,512 Kaitlin, I'm so sorry that you are a white woman. 84 00:03:29,537 --> 00:03:32,617 I'm sure that must be a very hard life. 85 00:03:32,642 --> 00:03:35,484 But you don't need me. Y'all will fit in fine. 86 00:03:35,509 --> 00:03:37,400 SHELBY [MUFFLED]: Jay, can I borrow this? 87 00:03:37,867 --> 00:03:39,879 Or is it... is it too much? 88 00:03:40,652 --> 00:03:41,837 It's too much. 89 00:03:41,862 --> 00:03:42,862 Okay. 90 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:47,014 Y'all are acting so problematic today. 91 00:03:47,475 --> 00:03:51,429 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 92 00:03:52,186 --> 00:03:53,358 KAITLIN: Randi? 93 00:03:54,096 --> 00:03:55,836 Hello? Open up! 94 00:03:55,861 --> 00:03:57,330 Why do we need my mom to come with us? 95 00:03:57,364 --> 00:03:58,700 Because you don't look black, Shelby. 96 00:03:58,725 --> 00:04:00,667 You look like you just got back from the frickin' Bahamas. 97 00:04:00,692 --> 00:04:03,402 - I think the braids are dope. - [POUNDING ON DOOR] 98 00:04:03,434 --> 00:04:06,139 Bang on the door one more time, and you're gonna lose that hand. 99 00:04:06,171 --> 00:04:08,140 We need you to come with us right now. It's an emergency. 100 00:04:08,174 --> 00:04:10,352 - Oh, God, what happened? - SHELBY: No, Mom, it's fine. 101 00:04:10,377 --> 00:04:12,220 Kaitlin just doesn't think I look black enough... 102 00:04:12,245 --> 00:04:13,358 Shut up, Shelby. 103 00:04:13,712 --> 00:04:15,692 Jayla ditched us, so we need a black person 104 00:04:15,717 --> 00:04:16,995 to come to Chunky Sunday with us. 105 00:04:17,020 --> 00:04:19,268 Go get ready, and hurry up. I don't want to miss the ribs. 106 00:04:19,293 --> 00:04:20,643 What are you talking about? 107 00:04:21,024 --> 00:04:22,771 You don't need a black person. Just go. 108 00:04:22,796 --> 00:04:24,567 - You'll be fine. - No, we won't. 109 00:04:24,592 --> 00:04:26,059 We're gonna look like a couple of rednecks 110 00:04:26,091 --> 00:04:27,817 hanging out with Rachel Dolezal. 111 00:04:27,968 --> 00:04:29,474 We need a real black person. 112 00:04:29,499 --> 00:04:31,113 Come on, Randi. Please? 113 00:04:31,138 --> 00:04:32,847 I've never missed a Chunky Sunday ever. 114 00:04:32,872 --> 00:04:34,222 Not even when my dad died. 115 00:04:34,627 --> 00:04:36,112 So, you're desperate, huh? 116 00:04:36,136 --> 00:04:39,740 Well, I mean, I would love to help you girls out, 117 00:04:39,773 --> 00:04:42,460 but I was just about to dig that stump up. 118 00:04:42,801 --> 00:04:44,436 Yeah, I mean, you know, it's rotted, 119 00:04:44,461 --> 00:04:46,145 and spiders have nested in it, 120 00:04:46,170 --> 00:04:47,529 and the spiders are getting in the house. 121 00:04:47,554 --> 00:04:50,025 I mean, so you can see the predicament I'm in. 122 00:04:50,929 --> 00:04:52,413 Just got an idea. 123 00:04:52,438 --> 00:04:55,290 If you girls dig the stump up for me, 124 00:04:55,315 --> 00:04:58,944 then I can go to the barbecue, and you got your black person. 125 00:04:58,969 --> 00:05:01,138 No. We're not doing that. No. Forget it. 126 00:05:07,670 --> 00:05:09,269 [STRAINING] 127 00:05:09,302 --> 00:05:11,438 [YELLS] 128 00:05:11,471 --> 00:05:13,703 [PANTING] 129 00:05:13,728 --> 00:05:14,823 Let's go. 130 00:05:15,243 --> 00:05:17,743 Get in the car. Now! 131 00:05:22,170 --> 00:05:24,590 I get mad booty, booty, get mad booty 132 00:05:24,615 --> 00:05:26,987 Get mad booty, booty, get mad booty 133 00:05:27,019 --> 00:05:29,322 I got booty, booty, get mad booty 134 00:05:29,355 --> 00:05:31,825 Get mad booty, booty, get mad booty 135 00:05:31,850 --> 00:05:34,270 I got mad booty, get mad booty 136 00:05:34,295 --> 00:05:36,502 Get mad booty, booty, get mad booty 137 00:05:36,527 --> 00:05:38,813 I got booty, booty, get mad booty 138 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:41,208 Get mad booty, booty, get mad booty 139 00:05:41,233 --> 00:05:43,169 I got booty, get mad booty 140 00:05:43,202 --> 00:05:46,669 Get mad, I got booty, get mad booty, get mad... 141 00:05:46,808 --> 00:05:49,270 Yes! I love Chunky Sunday so much. 142 00:05:49,295 --> 00:05:51,923 I know. And I feel like I'm really fitting in. 143 00:05:51,948 --> 00:05:55,013 Mm, smell them peach blunts. I'm gonna find me a peach blunt. 144 00:05:55,038 --> 00:05:57,444 Ooh, good call, good call. Okay, then we'll hit the ribs, 145 00:05:57,469 --> 00:05:59,192 and then get on that dance floor. 146 00:05:59,574 --> 00:06:01,531 Randi, I hope you like twerking, 'cause... 147 00:06:01,556 --> 00:06:03,509 - Dude. - RANDI: Hey, lady, how you doing? 148 00:06:03,534 --> 00:06:05,018 What are you doing? 149 00:06:05,669 --> 00:06:07,589 - You got to stick by us. - No, no, no, no, no. 150 00:06:07,614 --> 00:06:10,599 That ain't part of the deal. [LAUGHS] You said come with y'all. 151 00:06:11,656 --> 00:06:13,300 All right. Okay. 152 00:06:13,325 --> 00:06:15,884 I've always wanted to learn Spades. Deal me in, ladies. 153 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:17,416 Sorry, honey, game's full. 154 00:06:17,441 --> 00:06:19,490 All right, Wanda, your bid. 155 00:06:19,939 --> 00:06:22,088 RANDI: Let's see... 156 00:06:23,115 --> 00:06:24,455 [WHISPERS]: You guys, you guys. 157 00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:26,290 Did you see that? They won't let me play 158 00:06:26,315 --> 00:06:28,348 'cause they think I'm just some racist redneck. 159 00:06:28,380 --> 00:06:30,349 Or maybe it's because Spades is a four-person game 160 00:06:30,374 --> 00:06:32,908 - and you're a fifth person. - Don't be an idiot, Erica. 161 00:06:32,933 --> 00:06:35,188 Take a look around. Everyone's staring at us. 162 00:06:35,213 --> 00:06:37,713 - What? No, they're not. - Dude, relax. 163 00:06:37,738 --> 00:06:38,947 You're with me. 164 00:06:40,656 --> 00:06:43,346 [GRUNTS] Oh, no, no. God. 165 00:06:43,371 --> 00:06:44,965 I wonder if they have any light beer. 166 00:06:44,997 --> 00:06:47,328 - KAITLIN: Oh, my God. - Do y'all got any light beer? 167 00:06:47,353 --> 00:06:49,013 Stop. Stop it. 168 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:52,756 Yeah, don't worry, fool, it's all about the hustle 169 00:06:54,007 --> 00:06:55,917 Look, I know they want to modify the menu, 170 00:06:55,942 --> 00:06:58,359 but to get rid of the Neighborhood Nachos? 171 00:06:58,519 --> 00:07:01,582 That's ridiculous. [LAUGHS] 172 00:07:01,607 --> 00:07:02,783 Good seeing you ladies. 173 00:07:04,284 --> 00:07:06,064 Hey, there he is. Arnie. 174 00:07:15,032 --> 00:07:16,985 Hope it's not crummy. [LAUGHS] 175 00:07:17,010 --> 00:07:18,414 [LAUGHTER] 176 00:07:18,439 --> 00:07:20,647 Arnie owns three Krispy Kremes. 177 00:07:20,672 --> 00:07:23,021 Nice to meet you. This is my girlfriend Lisa. 178 00:07:23,259 --> 00:07:24,783 - Hi. - Hi. 179 00:07:24,808 --> 00:07:27,405 And this is, uh, my friend Jayla. 180 00:07:28,339 --> 00:07:29,339 Oh. 181 00:07:31,043 --> 00:07:32,285 Oh, my goodness. 182 00:07:32,576 --> 00:07:34,743 These sliders are overcooked. 183 00:07:34,768 --> 00:07:36,016 Did y'all notice that? 184 00:07:36,048 --> 00:07:38,150 I was just thinking that. 185 00:07:38,184 --> 00:07:39,553 Oh, my bun's a little burnt, too. 186 00:07:39,586 --> 00:07:41,250 I hate this burger. 187 00:07:41,275 --> 00:07:43,786 - Excuse me, miss? - CATERER: Yes, ma'am? 188 00:07:44,159 --> 00:07:46,430 These sliders are unacceptable. 189 00:07:46,455 --> 00:07:48,337 Would you please bring us a fresh tray? 190 00:07:48,362 --> 00:07:50,595 Sorry, we were just told we're 86'd on the sliders. 191 00:07:50,761 --> 00:07:54,996 Oh, well in that case, can I speak to your manager? 192 00:07:55,567 --> 00:07:56,567 Todd. 193 00:07:57,619 --> 00:07:59,731 I mean, they're burnt. 194 00:07:59,913 --> 00:08:01,274 Jaylandra? 195 00:08:01,742 --> 00:08:03,284 Juicy J! 196 00:08:03,309 --> 00:08:05,011 Yo, it's me, Lil' Hazy. 197 00:08:05,388 --> 00:08:07,438 Man, I ain't seen you since we were spitting 198 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:09,182 in people's drinks at Mugs 'N Jugs. 199 00:08:09,448 --> 00:08:11,195 Look at you all dressed up. 200 00:08:11,377 --> 00:08:14,474 No more tube tops and coochie cutters for you, huh, girl? 201 00:08:14,688 --> 00:08:17,331 You know, I was just thinking about that time we got baked 202 00:08:17,356 --> 00:08:19,164 at Crystal Meth's grandma's crib, 203 00:08:19,189 --> 00:08:22,050 and that girl with the teeth fuck Shiny D's boyfriend. 204 00:08:22,225 --> 00:08:23,596 So nasty. 205 00:08:23,629 --> 00:08:25,064 [JAYLA SHUDDERS] 206 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:30,000 Mm. 207 00:08:30,366 --> 00:08:31,762 You know who would love this food? 208 00:08:31,787 --> 00:08:33,857 Our good friend, Jaylandra! 209 00:08:33,866 --> 00:08:35,381 She's probably my best friend. 210 00:08:35,406 --> 00:08:36,669 We watched Black Panther together. 211 00:08:36,694 --> 00:08:38,354 It's my favorite movie. All right. 212 00:08:38,379 --> 00:08:39,936 Let's hurry up and eat. We got to get back to your mom. 213 00:08:39,961 --> 00:08:41,223 I'm getting a lot of weird looks. 214 00:08:41,248 --> 00:08:42,950 Yeah, probably 'cause you're yelling really loud 215 00:08:42,975 --> 00:08:44,110 while everyone's trying to eat. 216 00:08:44,135 --> 00:08:46,046 Erica's right. Dude, you're the only one being weird. 217 00:08:46,079 --> 00:08:47,395 We're totally fine. 218 00:08:47,420 --> 00:08:49,953 I think everyone can finally tell I'm half-black. 219 00:08:50,988 --> 00:08:52,883 Oh, my God. Did you see that? 220 00:08:52,908 --> 00:08:55,895 I don't even know her, and she totally acknowledged me. 221 00:08:56,257 --> 00:08:57,396 I'm gonna go dance. 222 00:09:00,185 --> 00:09:01,521 Oh, God, no. 223 00:09:01,770 --> 00:09:03,839 She dances whiter than all of us. 224 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:06,303 Now I get two hours of good sleep 225 00:09:06,328 --> 00:09:08,146 Bossy, do bossy things... 226 00:09:08,495 --> 00:09:12,302 Shelby! Stop snapping your fingers. [SIGHS] 227 00:09:12,335 --> 00:09:14,527 ERICA: At least she's having fun. Let's go dance. 228 00:09:14,552 --> 00:09:16,084 All right, but we have to spread out. 229 00:09:16,109 --> 00:09:17,434 We can't just be one big white clump 230 00:09:17,459 --> 00:09:19,398 - in the middle of the dance floor. - Excuse me. 231 00:09:19,423 --> 00:09:21,357 Have y'all seen a cell phone? 232 00:09:21,382 --> 00:09:22,767 Uh, I don't think so. 233 00:09:22,792 --> 00:09:24,554 I left it right here a minute ago. 234 00:09:24,579 --> 00:09:26,728 - Dude, did you take her phone? - What? No. 235 00:09:27,319 --> 00:09:29,757 Hey, ain't you the girl that stole the microwave 236 00:09:29,782 --> 00:09:31,162 from the ghetto store? 237 00:09:31,187 --> 00:09:33,173 Who, me? Yeah, that was me. 238 00:09:33,497 --> 00:09:35,070 Girl, did you take my phone? 239 00:09:35,095 --> 00:09:36,964 It's okay if you did. Just give it back. 240 00:09:36,996 --> 00:09:38,564 No, I-I swear I didn't take it. 241 00:09:38,597 --> 00:09:39,899 What's going on, Cindy? 242 00:09:39,932 --> 00:09:41,877 This girl just took my phone. 243 00:09:42,434 --> 00:09:44,754 EARL: Didn't you just swipe a hot sauce from the grill? 244 00:09:44,779 --> 00:09:47,132 Yeah, that was me. Sorry about that. 245 00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:49,268 But I swear I didn't take her phone. 246 00:09:49,293 --> 00:09:50,778 [QUIETLY]: Great. Well, now they hate us. So thanks. 247 00:09:52,161 --> 00:09:53,161 Randi! 248 00:09:54,687 --> 00:09:55,916 Shelby? 249 00:09:55,948 --> 00:09:57,183 Oh, yeah 250 00:09:57,208 --> 00:09:59,551 Ooh, and I got to get rich on a Thursday 251 00:09:59,584 --> 00:10:01,376 TODD: And we were so poor back then, 252 00:10:01,401 --> 00:10:04,023 if someone left half a beer at the bar, we'd drink it. 253 00:10:04,048 --> 00:10:06,804 But Juicy J, she was next-level with that shit. 254 00:10:06,829 --> 00:10:09,354 She would hole herself up in the kitchen eating 255 00:10:09,379 --> 00:10:11,316 all the leftover scraps out the bus trays. 256 00:10:11,341 --> 00:10:13,874 - [STRAINS]: Stop... - Old bread, half a shrimp. 257 00:10:13,899 --> 00:10:15,567 I can still see you like a little rat in the kitchen, 258 00:10:15,592 --> 00:10:17,855 gnawing on a chicken bone. [MAKES CHEWING SOUNDS] 259 00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:19,817 We were all, "Juicy J, put that bone down!" 260 00:10:19,842 --> 00:10:21,782 [LAUGHS] 261 00:10:21,807 --> 00:10:24,433 Anyway, uh, you needed to talk to me about something? 262 00:10:24,664 --> 00:10:27,864 [HOARSE]: Uh, the sliders... 263 00:10:28,114 --> 00:10:31,819 were a little overcooked, but don't-don't worry about it. 264 00:10:31,851 --> 00:10:33,086 Dope, dope, dope. 265 00:10:33,373 --> 00:10:35,469 Find me if you want me to smoke you out later. 266 00:10:35,780 --> 00:10:36,780 I got you... 267 00:10:38,637 --> 00:10:39,637 Um... 268 00:10:42,829 --> 00:10:44,654 So that was Todd. 269 00:10:45,264 --> 00:10:47,116 Mm. [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 270 00:10:48,067 --> 00:10:50,571 Man, we've all gone through some lean times, haven't we? 271 00:10:50,604 --> 00:10:51,705 [CHUCKLES] 272 00:10:51,739 --> 00:10:55,676 I remember my first job, bussing tables at Applebee's. 273 00:10:56,047 --> 00:10:58,979 When the janitor would call in sick, my boss would say, 274 00:10:59,004 --> 00:11:01,105 "Guess what, Harold. You're our janitor tonight." 275 00:11:01,130 --> 00:11:02,948 [LAUGHTER] 276 00:11:02,973 --> 00:11:04,483 Craziest part is, uh, 277 00:11:04,743 --> 00:11:08,393 I worked my way up, and I bought that Applebee's. 278 00:11:08,972 --> 00:11:11,833 And I can't wait to watch my girl Jayla 279 00:11:11,858 --> 00:11:14,127 buy her own Mugs 'N Jugs one day. 280 00:11:14,152 --> 00:11:16,590 - [LAUGHS] - LISA: I remember my first job 281 00:11:16,615 --> 00:11:17,665 as a flight attendant. 282 00:11:17,690 --> 00:11:20,390 Ugh, the pilot forced me to stay in the cockpit. 283 00:11:20,415 --> 00:11:21,758 He blocked the door. 284 00:11:21,783 --> 00:11:23,108 [CHUCKLES] It was awful. 285 00:11:23,133 --> 00:11:26,057 [LISA LAUGHS] 286 00:11:26,082 --> 00:11:27,493 Look, I hear y'all, and I'm sorry 287 00:11:27,518 --> 00:11:29,177 if I ever stole something from y'all in the past, 288 00:11:29,202 --> 00:11:30,876 but I didn't take her phone. 289 00:11:32,076 --> 00:11:33,714 Are any of these your phone? 290 00:11:33,746 --> 00:11:35,715 No, but that proves you're a thief. 291 00:11:35,740 --> 00:11:36,954 Let me check your pockets. 292 00:11:36,988 --> 00:11:38,490 I already told you I didn't take it. 293 00:11:38,940 --> 00:11:41,554 [SCOFFS] I mean, who'd this trick-ass bitch 294 00:11:41,587 --> 00:11:43,437 even come here with, right? Not me. 295 00:11:43,462 --> 00:11:46,321 No, I came with that black lady over there playing Spades. 296 00:11:46,897 --> 00:11:48,895 Can't really see her... she's there. 297 00:11:49,522 --> 00:11:50,906 So, yeah, we're obviously cool with each other... 298 00:11:50,931 --> 00:11:53,203 - He's got a gun! Get down! - [OTHERS YELL] 299 00:11:53,228 --> 00:11:54,262 Down! 300 00:11:55,553 --> 00:11:58,674 - You thought this was a gun? - [OTHERS MURMURING] 301 00:11:58,699 --> 00:11:59,853 Oh, my God. That's not a gun. 302 00:11:59,878 --> 00:12:01,527 [LAUGHS] Oh, God. 303 00:12:01,552 --> 00:12:04,723 False alarm. It wasn't a gun. It was... it was a spatula. 304 00:12:05,251 --> 00:12:06,851 Everybody, calm down! 305 00:12:07,430 --> 00:12:09,783 You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna call my friend Jayla. 306 00:12:09,808 --> 00:12:11,389 She's black. She'll vouch for me. 307 00:12:13,249 --> 00:12:14,433 JAYLA [OVER PHONE]: You have reached... 308 00:12:14,458 --> 00:12:16,122 Damn it. Okay, her phone's off. 309 00:12:16,575 --> 00:12:18,414 It's fine. It's totally fine. 310 00:12:18,447 --> 00:12:19,615 I'm gonna go get her. 311 00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:20,780 Okay. 312 00:12:21,744 --> 00:12:23,087 Wait, is that your phone? 313 00:12:23,587 --> 00:12:26,430 CINDY: Oh, my God. It is. 314 00:12:26,455 --> 00:12:28,423 [LAUGHS]: Baby took your damn phone. 315 00:12:29,143 --> 00:12:32,149 Girl, I'm sorry. I was tripping. 316 00:12:32,174 --> 00:12:35,365 Nah, it's all good. I do steal a lot, so I get it. 317 00:12:35,390 --> 00:12:38,051 And I totally would've taken your phone if I had the chance. 318 00:12:38,932 --> 00:12:41,611 Hard work, taking no days off 319 00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:42,715 I'm a boss 320 00:12:42,740 --> 00:12:44,501 I am so glad you came. 321 00:12:44,526 --> 00:12:46,101 I never have fun at these things. 322 00:12:46,642 --> 00:12:48,165 - [GIGGLES] - STEVE: Harold. 323 00:12:48,190 --> 00:12:50,302 - It's good to see you. - Hey, man, how are you? 324 00:12:50,621 --> 00:12:52,472 Uh, Steve owns an Applebee's in Miami. 325 00:12:52,497 --> 00:12:55,030 - Ah. - This is my girlfriend, Jayla. 326 00:12:57,874 --> 00:13:00,062 [EXHALES]: Hi! 327 00:13:00,087 --> 00:13:02,937 I'm his girlfriend, Jayla. [LAUGHS] 328 00:13:04,042 --> 00:13:06,757 - How's business? - I heard corporate 329 00:13:06,782 --> 00:13:08,554 is discontinuing the Neighborhood Nachos. 330 00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:10,936 Don't remind me. You know, they have some nerve... 331 00:13:11,812 --> 00:13:13,217 Uh, excuse me, gentlemen. 332 00:13:13,471 --> 00:13:15,941 I have to use the ladies' room. [LAUGHS] 333 00:13:17,283 --> 00:13:19,540 - Move! [YELLS] - Oh, there you are. Thank God! 334 00:13:19,573 --> 00:13:21,080 Get your ass out of here. 335 00:13:23,075 --> 00:13:26,523 You boogie to the right, then you boogie to the left 336 00:13:26,548 --> 00:13:30,129 Bunny hop, then bend yo knees, do a slide, no time for rest 337 00:13:30,154 --> 00:13:31,916 One more slide and then you shimmy 338 00:13:32,636 --> 00:13:35,938 Looking good, girl. [LAUGHS] Get it, Becky. 339 00:13:36,433 --> 00:13:39,670 What? Becky? I-I... I'm-I'm not a Becky. 340 00:13:39,695 --> 00:13:41,793 I'm not white. Uh, my mom's black. 341 00:13:41,818 --> 00:13:45,850 Yeah, and my daddy's George Washington. [LAUGHS] 342 00:13:45,875 --> 00:13:47,721 - Yeah, one time - Take a break 343 00:13:47,746 --> 00:13:49,541 - Take a break - Rev it up 344 00:13:49,566 --> 00:13:51,280 - Rev it up - Then make it shake. 345 00:13:51,305 --> 00:13:52,781 What the hell are you doing here?! 346 00:13:52,806 --> 00:13:56,467 Dude, Erica started a full-on race war at Chunky Sunday. 347 00:13:56,492 --> 00:13:59,256 You need to get down there now and tell everyone I'm not racist 348 00:13:59,281 --> 00:14:00,893 so we can twerk and have a bomb-ass Sunday 349 00:14:00,918 --> 00:14:03,600 - like we always do. - This is all in your head. 350 00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:05,622 Nobody thinks you're a racist redneck. 351 00:14:05,647 --> 00:14:08,665 Why would they? I mean, you sound hella ignorant right now, 352 00:14:08,886 --> 00:14:11,491 but you ain't racist. Right? 353 00:14:11,516 --> 00:14:13,207 No, of course not. 354 00:14:13,232 --> 00:14:15,655 You're my best friend, and I would die for you. 355 00:14:16,124 --> 00:14:19,165 And, honestly, I like black people better than white people. 356 00:14:19,190 --> 00:14:22,686 They're cooler, they have better barbecues, they dance better. 357 00:14:23,046 --> 00:14:25,666 I love James Harden and Nicki Minaj. 358 00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:27,834 God, I love Nicki Minaj so much. 359 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,829 And I was super sad when Prince died. 360 00:14:30,575 --> 00:14:33,283 Um, okay... 361 00:14:33,630 --> 00:14:34,928 Wow. You're right. 362 00:14:35,433 --> 00:14:37,074 I'm definitely not racist. 363 00:14:38,106 --> 00:14:39,816 Oh, my God, I feel so much better. 364 00:14:39,841 --> 00:14:41,468 [LAUGHS] Okay. 365 00:14:41,762 --> 00:14:43,684 All right, good. 366 00:14:43,709 --> 00:14:45,822 Now get the hell out of here before somebody sees me talking 367 00:14:45,847 --> 00:14:47,785 to a two-dollar hoe in the bathroom. 368 00:14:48,797 --> 00:14:49,850 Yeah, I could see that. 369 00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:52,058 - Yeah. - [GRUNTS] Okay, bye. 370 00:14:52,083 --> 00:14:53,083 Thank you. 371 00:14:53,615 --> 00:14:55,784 [DOOR OPENS] 372 00:15:00,424 --> 00:15:03,052 - Hey, Harold is looking for you. - Hey. 373 00:15:03,077 --> 00:15:05,998 Oh, my boyfriend is so protective. 374 00:15:06,023 --> 00:15:08,588 He's my boyfriend now. He just said it out there. 375 00:15:08,613 --> 00:15:09,899 Well, he said I'm his girlfriend, 376 00:15:09,924 --> 00:15:11,159 which means he my boyfriend. 377 00:15:11,184 --> 00:15:13,454 Look at me, rambling on about my boyfriend. 378 00:15:13,479 --> 00:15:15,364 Oh, I'm so happy for you. 379 00:15:15,389 --> 00:15:16,912 And at least Harold has the decency 380 00:15:16,937 --> 00:15:18,814 to take off his wedding ring around you. 381 00:15:18,839 --> 00:15:20,527 I keep telling Arnie, "If you're gonna introduce me 382 00:15:20,552 --> 00:15:23,418 as your girlfriend, take off your damn wedding ring." 383 00:15:23,443 --> 00:15:24,905 We don't want the whole world knowing 384 00:15:24,930 --> 00:15:26,900 that we're dating married guys, right? 385 00:15:26,925 --> 00:15:29,695 [CHUCKLES] Anyway, I'll see you out there. 386 00:15:36,924 --> 00:15:38,368 He's married? 387 00:15:43,060 --> 00:15:45,063 388 00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:53,783 Someone better move 389 00:15:53,808 --> 00:15:55,141 Bitch, I'm coming through 390 00:15:55,166 --> 00:15:56,880 Can you excuse us, please? 391 00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,111 Are you married? 392 00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:02,438 Listen... [CHUCKLES] 393 00:16:02,463 --> 00:16:04,900 You stupid coward! 394 00:16:04,925 --> 00:16:07,642 For months, you've been wasting my damn time! 395 00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:09,929 Do you know how embarrassing that is? 396 00:16:09,954 --> 00:16:12,407 Screw this place, and screw you! 397 00:16:13,497 --> 00:16:14,511 WOMAN: Ooh! 398 00:16:14,536 --> 00:16:17,110 Guess what. I ain't like y'all! 399 00:16:17,135 --> 00:16:19,677 I don't own some wack-ass chain restaurant, 400 00:16:19,702 --> 00:16:22,218 and I ain't some dumb-ass flight attendant! 401 00:16:22,243 --> 00:16:23,600 Girl, I am so sorry. 402 00:16:23,625 --> 00:16:26,493 I don't know why I dragged you into this. You cute. You fine. 403 00:16:26,518 --> 00:16:29,465 But the rest of y'all, I don't like y'all. 404 00:16:29,881 --> 00:16:33,391 Standing around all damn day complaining about everything. 405 00:16:33,686 --> 00:16:35,643 This Marriott is lit. 406 00:16:35,668 --> 00:16:37,871 And those sliders was bomb as hell. 407 00:16:44,088 --> 00:16:47,878 And screw those tiny-ass purses 408 00:16:47,903 --> 00:16:49,466 with no straps on 'em. 409 00:16:49,491 --> 00:16:52,587 Holding 'em all day like a bunch of fools. 410 00:16:54,666 --> 00:16:57,010 Juicy J! Yeah! 411 00:17:01,792 --> 00:17:03,783 Yo, what are you doing here? What's wrong? 412 00:17:05,077 --> 00:17:06,229 You were right. 413 00:17:07,087 --> 00:17:09,080 Harold never took me seriously. 414 00:17:09,890 --> 00:17:11,136 He's married. 415 00:17:11,937 --> 00:17:14,209 I was just his beautiful side piece. 416 00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:15,838 What the hell are you doing sitting here? 417 00:17:15,863 --> 00:17:17,498 We got to go key his car, man. 418 00:17:17,523 --> 00:17:18,624 I thought of that. 419 00:17:18,970 --> 00:17:20,672 But after a car goes through the valet, 420 00:17:20,697 --> 00:17:21,899 I don't know what happens to it. 421 00:17:21,924 --> 00:17:23,472 Oh, yeah. Me, either. 422 00:17:24,230 --> 00:17:26,651 Uh, w-well, can I at least go spit in his face? 423 00:17:26,676 --> 00:17:28,693 Nah. I already did that. 424 00:17:34,736 --> 00:17:36,033 You want to go twerk? 425 00:17:37,770 --> 00:17:38,915 Yeah. 426 00:17:48,514 --> 00:17:49,676 Hey, what's up? 427 00:17:49,914 --> 00:17:51,478 Why are you over here by yourself? 428 00:17:52,187 --> 00:17:53,264 Why are you asking? 429 00:17:53,613 --> 00:17:56,137 Because I'm your mother and I want to make sure you all right. 430 00:17:56,857 --> 00:17:58,725 Okay, fine, I need five bucks. 431 00:17:58,750 --> 00:18:00,195 They said I was cutting clubs 432 00:18:00,220 --> 00:18:02,053 and then playing them. Can you believe that? 433 00:18:02,078 --> 00:18:03,991 - Were you? - Of course not. 434 00:18:04,563 --> 00:18:05,723 I was hiding them. 435 00:18:05,748 --> 00:18:07,951 [LAUGHS] Okay. Come on. 436 00:18:07,976 --> 00:18:09,125 What's going on? 437 00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:10,563 I don't know. 438 00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:14,224 Sometimes it's hard being half-black. 439 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:17,673 You know, 'cause... 'cause half my family is black, 440 00:18:17,699 --> 00:18:21,919 but I never feel like I'm part of your group. 441 00:18:21,944 --> 00:18:25,349 Oh, my God. I can't even hear 442 00:18:25,382 --> 00:18:28,415 this tragic mulatto mess. 443 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:31,277 Aw, poor little half-white girl. 444 00:18:31,302 --> 00:18:32,897 - Oh, my God. - Come on. 445 00:18:32,922 --> 00:18:36,682 You should thank God that you are not part of my group. 446 00:18:36,707 --> 00:18:38,175 'Cause you know what happens to my group? 447 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,931 I got thrown in jail for falling asleep in the library. 448 00:18:40,956 --> 00:18:43,116 A security guard tackled me at the Gap because the woman forgot 449 00:18:43,141 --> 00:18:44,776 to take the sensor off my shirt. 450 00:18:45,033 --> 00:18:46,498 I just heard a white girl 451 00:18:46,523 --> 00:18:48,938 thought a black man's spatula was a gun. 452 00:18:48,963 --> 00:18:51,464 Okay, okay, okay. Never mind. I get it. 453 00:18:52,259 --> 00:18:53,290 Here. 454 00:18:54,366 --> 00:18:55,734 Thank you, baby. 455 00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:59,360 But hey, don't worry about being part of my group. 456 00:18:59,501 --> 00:19:01,331 You got your own group. 457 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:04,303 Those dumb-ass shady friends of yours. 458 00:19:04,328 --> 00:19:05,720 [RANDI LAUGHS] 459 00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:07,154 I'm back in! 460 00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:10,030 Throw that thing like a tantrum 461 00:19:10,055 --> 00:19:12,234 Know you want to put it on me, heard you think I'm handsome 462 00:19:12,259 --> 00:19:13,281 Sit it on my lap... 463 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,354 Hey, what's going on? 464 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,427 [CHUCKLING] 465 00:19:17,452 --> 00:19:18,515 Am I getting weird looks, 466 00:19:18,540 --> 00:19:20,285 or is this still just all in my head? 467 00:19:20,310 --> 00:19:23,231 - That ain't in your head. - Damn it. Ugh, I knew it. 468 00:19:23,801 --> 00:19:26,371 I told you, Jay. Black people always just assume 469 00:19:26,396 --> 00:19:28,290 I'm another Florida racist. 470 00:19:28,517 --> 00:19:31,220 Oh, that ain't it. Nobody thought you were racist 471 00:19:31,245 --> 00:19:33,580 until you accused Earl of having a gun. 472 00:19:34,559 --> 00:19:38,134 He reached into his apron and pulled out a metal object. 473 00:19:38,579 --> 00:19:40,763 Spatulas are metal, guns are metal. 474 00:19:40,788 --> 00:19:43,043 God, Jay, can you please clear this up for us? 475 00:19:43,068 --> 00:19:45,449 Yeah, I didn't know you had done all that. 476 00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:48,698 I'm starting to think that maybe you might just be racist. 477 00:19:49,224 --> 00:19:50,699 KAITLIN: Wait, but no. 478 00:19:50,724 --> 00:19:52,996 No. What about all that stuff I was saying earlier 479 00:19:53,021 --> 00:19:55,309 about James Harden and Nicki Minaj 480 00:19:55,334 --> 00:19:57,408 and how black people are really cool? 481 00:19:57,433 --> 00:19:59,955 Yeah, all that was kind of racist, too. 482 00:19:59,980 --> 00:20:01,824 I was just trying to get you out of the Marriott. 483 00:20:01,849 --> 00:20:03,102 So, what are you saying? 484 00:20:03,817 --> 00:20:06,632 I really am just another racist redneck? 485 00:20:07,481 --> 00:20:10,397 - And I'm not, right? - Nah, you're cool. 486 00:20:10,422 --> 00:20:11,789 Tight. 487 00:20:11,814 --> 00:20:13,386 So, does this mean I have to leave? 488 00:20:13,901 --> 00:20:17,310 What? No. If we made a big deal about you acting like that, 489 00:20:17,335 --> 00:20:19,670 we'd never hang out with white people again. 490 00:20:19,695 --> 00:20:22,436 Wait, most white people act like this? 491 00:20:23,446 --> 00:20:25,715 Oh, so I'm fine, then. 492 00:20:25,740 --> 00:20:27,272 That's the wrong takeaway. 493 00:20:27,297 --> 00:20:28,333 SHELBY: Hey. 494 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,244 - What are you doing here? - KAITLIN: There you are! 495 00:20:30,269 --> 00:20:33,573 We're all together, and it's Chunky Sunday. 496 00:20:33,598 --> 00:20:35,090 [LAUGHS] Let's go twerk. 497 00:20:35,115 --> 00:20:37,252 - Yeah! - [LAUGHS] Yeah! 498 00:20:38,618 --> 00:20:41,781 Hey. I am so sorry about her, girl. 499 00:20:41,806 --> 00:20:43,791 She not usually like that. 500 00:20:44,196 --> 00:20:46,030 Actually, she is. 501 00:20:46,292 --> 00:20:47,399 You want to go twerk? 502 00:20:48,111 --> 00:20:49,996 Twerk, twerk, twerk 503 00:20:50,381 --> 00:20:52,388 Twerk, girl, let me see what you got 504 00:20:52,788 --> 00:20:54,731 Twerk, girl, booty rocking the yard 505 00:20:55,036 --> 00:20:57,026 Twerk, girl, you on top of the shelf 506 00:20:57,330 --> 00:20:59,776 Twerk, girl, put that thang on my belt, hey 507 00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:01,690 Twerk, twerk, pop it like a lolly 508 00:21:01,947 --> 00:21:04,113 Twerk, twerk, all up on your body 509 00:21:04,449 --> 00:21:06,815 Twerk, twerk, shawty kinda naughty, gettin' loose 510 00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:08,760 You know that caboose bigger than the trolly 511 00:21:10,097 --> 00:21:13,497 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 512 00:21:13,547 --> 00:21:18,097 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 38222

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