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Hey, Mom.
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Oh, honey,
thanks for picking up the rest
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- of the wedding party things.
- You're welcome.
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Did they give you any
hassle about the coupons?
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I didn't use them.
It was too embarrassing.
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Honey... Honey...
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I spent all day cutting those out.
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Oh, God, look at the time.
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I gotta get ready. I look like a nut!
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Ken's gonna be here, and I look crazy.
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Honey, what do you think?
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Put one of these on the piano?
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Oh, you got a piano.
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- Yes.
- That's fun.
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Came with the, uh, jazz trio.
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You know, I'm going to walk
down the aisle to Coltrane.
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Oh, that's nice.
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Yeah, Ken picked it out.
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It seems right,
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- you know?
- Mm-hmm.
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Ah, speak of the devil.
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Ken?
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Are you on the plane, honey?
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Well, about that, Christine,
um, I missed my flight.
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This carpet recall thing is taking
a lot longer than I thought.
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Oh, honey, I'm sorry.
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Bottom line is I'm on the last flight,
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and I don't know if it'll
even get me there on time.
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I'm thinking maybe
once I'm on the flight,
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I could buy Internet,
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and we could Skype to each other and,
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I don't know, maybe we can, uh,
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exchange vows over Skype.
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- I-I don't know.
- Oh, honey,
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that never works on a plane. You know?
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That's not gonna work out at all.
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Well...
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Uh...
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You know what, honey?
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We can get married anytime.
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It sounds like
you're really needed there.
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I want you to stay there.
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I mean, are you sure?
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I mean, really, are you okay with that?
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You know what?
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I'll change this into a
housewarming party, honey.
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- Oh, Christine.
- You know, what's the difference?
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Honey, I wanted you to
have your special wedding,
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like we planned.
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Oh, honey, I have you,
and that's all I want.
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You take care of that, and...
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it'll all work out.
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Christine, you are amazing, baby.
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- Have a good housewarming.
- Take care.
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Good luck with the recall, honey.
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- Love you, my bride.
- Love you.
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I'm sorry, Mom.
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Oh.
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Things happen, honey, in life.
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You okay?
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Yeah.
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Okay, good.
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Well, since there's no wedding,
I guess I'll get
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an early start on my
gig at the hospital,
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- if that's okay.
- Yeah.
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Hey, honey,
I'm really glad you're doing that.
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You really cheer those kids up.
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They really need something
like that right now.
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And you're good at it,
and you're an artist, honey.
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Thanks, Mom. Thank you.
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Hi.
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Hey, Doctor.
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Hey, patient.
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Hello, Nurse.
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Afternoon to you...
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Hello, Tyler!
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How are you?
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Well, I'm in the hospital, so...
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Hello?
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Yeah, she's here.
I'll let you talk to her.
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Banana phone.
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Well, I have an actual phone.
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Okay.
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All right.
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Uh, I left something
down in the basement.
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I'm gonna go get it. I'll be right back.
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Something in the basement.
Oh, I found it.
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I know it's not actual water,
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I've seen the Harlem Globetrotters.
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You can go now.
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Your smart-ass attitude
is not going to get you
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into a good college.
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- Yeah, hello?
- Hey, Chip.
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What's that?
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Yeah.
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Hey, Chip. How you doing?
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Actually, I'm having a tricky time
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with my grief clowning.
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- Oh, this kid is tricky.
- Listen, Chip,
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I just wanted to check in to make sure
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that your mom isn't still upset
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about me not being
there for the wedding.
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- Well, she-she seems fine.
- Really?
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Now, you would tell me,
Chip, if she wasn't?
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I mean, she's not just
putting on a brave face?
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Yeah, I'd tell you. I'm not a good liar.
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- Actually, that's a lie.
- Well, you know
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- I would be there if I could.
- Yeah, I know that.
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Amanda! Why are you still here?
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You should be on your way to Boulder!
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Chip, I gotta go.
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Yeah, I gotta go, too. I gotta get back
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- to my clowning emergency.
- Yeah, well,
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good luck with your clowning emergency.
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Okay, bye.
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Thank you.
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Oh, God.
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Well, it's really the same thing.
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It's just gonna be a housewarming now.
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Yeah, o-okay, no problem.
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D-Do you need to talk about this?
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- It-it-it seems like a lot.
- No.
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But please come to the
housewarming and have some
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delicious housewarming cake.
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Oh, Christine, you must be crushed.
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For what? Ken just had
a carpet emergency.
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Well, my ex-husband had
a carpet emergency, too.
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She was 26 years old.
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No, Carol. What-what I don't
think you understand is,
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I don't need the jazz trio.
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And it's gonna be $67.50
for the cramp medicine,
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cigarettes, adult diapers,
nicotine gum, please.
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You still smoking and
chewing the nicotine gum
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at the same time, Fred?
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What's going on with you?
Thanks so much.
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Have a good one, buddy.
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Not during business hours, Mama.
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Stanley.
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I've been giving you free
Internet for-for way too long.
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I'd say to the tune of
about 500 smackeroos. Okay?
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I need to get a wedding gift for my mom.
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What do you got for me?
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Well, I got a golf cart that
used to belong to Gary Busey.
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I got it at auction.
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Gary Busey? Hmm.
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My mom did love that Buddy
Hollymovie he was in.
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She loves golf carts.
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It's a very practical gift.
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I'll throw in a fox-fur lap blanket.
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Done deal, I'll take 'em both.
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Wonderful, thanks so much. Next!
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How you doing, Cotton?
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Okay, where were we?
Oh, yeah, I remember.
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- Hey!
- Oh, let me get that off of you.
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- What's your problem?
- Let me help you get that off...
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Hey, stop!
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- Isn't this funny?
- You're not funny!
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- Well, I just... it's just...
- I'm gonna call the nurse.
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Why? Don't call...
Please don't call the nurse.
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- Nurse, please come in.
- Nur... okay,
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- don't call the... no nurses.
- Nurses' station.
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- What do you need?
- There's a scary hobo in my room.
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I'm not a ho... I'm a clown.
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I-I'm a clown. This is a costume.
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- Okay...
- Forget it.
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Oh, my God. Are you okay?
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Yeah, I'll let you talk to her.
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Ew!
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How'd it go in the kids ward?
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I've had better shows.
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Yeah, it's tricky now, right?
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Uh, what do you mean?
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The kids these days.
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All they've seen in, like, movies,
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video games is all scary clowns,
killer clowns. You know?
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Like the Joker and the, like, It.
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I mean, even in real life,
like the... what's his name,
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John Wayne. Um, the murderer.
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He's a murderer,
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- and he wore clown makeup.
- What?
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John Wayne was a clown?
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John Wayne Gacy.
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John Wayne Gacy.
I think that's the airport.
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Is it? Doesn't matter.
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The fact is, you're in a world
where no child
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has seen Bozo, and every child
has seen murdering clowns.
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But I... I'm an old-fashioned clown.
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- I'm a traditionalist.
- Yeah, you are.
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And that's why, like,
I wear this for the other wards.
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Like, the old people who are,
frankly, dying.
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But I got a new look for the kiddos.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, what are you doing?
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- Boom.
- Oh, dear.
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- What are you, Pantyhose Man?
- No.
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- Turtleneck Man?
- I call it Spiderweb Man.
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- Spiderweb Man?
- It's a superhero.
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They're based on the best of us.
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Right? Clowns are based
on a homeless person.
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What are you talking about?
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Oh. I made this.
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Look.
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You can... you can borrow that.
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- Who is that, Mitt Romney?
- No, it's Superhero Man.
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You put that on,
kids are gonna go crazy.
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You'll get laughs.
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Remember those?
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Martha, thanks for
coming in early to help.
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Really appreciate it.
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Sure, Mrs. Baskets.
I want to be here for you
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in your time of need.
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- Is Chip coming?
- Oh, I'm sure he is.
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But, you know,
he is clowning at the hospital.
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Oh, I didn't realize
he was clowning again.
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That's great.
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Oh, he didn't tell you?
That surprises me.
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Well, he is so busy,
it really doesn't surpri...
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Oh, God, this won't work.
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Martha, will you go
get the Monopoly game
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in the game room?
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Sure. You have a game room?
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I do. It's right next to
the gift-wrapping room.
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- Okay.
- Christine!
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Oh, Jim!
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It's so good to see you.
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So, where-where's that schmuck
who canceled on you, huh?
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- I'll kill him.
- Oh, it's not like that, honey.
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He's very busy.
He's got a lot of carpet returns.
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He's the Carpet King...
He's got to take care
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- of business.
- Yeah, well, I'll tell you,
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I would never cancel
my own wedding, I'll tell you that.
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Will you stop it? You're a businessman.
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Of all people,
you should know about this.
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This isn't business.
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This is a family wedding.
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- Mom!
- Ah, my twins!
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Hey!
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- Mmm...!
- Oh!
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What is that cologne?
Is that your own brand?
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Yeah.
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Oh, I always wanted my
own brand of something.
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- That's so great.
- We're glad you like it.
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But, Mom, um, how you feeling?
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If someone canceled my wedding,
I would be crying.
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It's not like that. Everything's okay.
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And I still want you to deejay.
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This is gonna be
a fun housewarming, everyone.
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We don't want to raise the vibe in here
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if it's just a way for you
to escape your feelings.
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- I'm fine.
- Christine, listen to him.
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Don't be a martyr.
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This is my second marriage.
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I'm not a martyr.
254
00:10:10,330 --> 00:10:11,854
Everybody relax.
255
00:10:11,879 --> 00:10:13,543
Let's have a good time.
256
00:10:13,568 --> 00:10:16,025
All right? I want big smiles.
257
00:10:16,050 --> 00:10:17,840
- All right.
- That's better.
258
00:10:17,865 --> 00:10:19,199
All right.
259
00:10:19,224 --> 00:10:20,996
So, what's up, Unc, how you been?
260
00:10:21,973 --> 00:10:23,348
How do you tell who's who?
261
00:10:25,942 --> 00:10:27,670
Look out...!
262
00:10:28,148 --> 00:10:29,440
Whoa!
263
00:10:29,465 --> 00:10:30,981
Hi.
264
00:10:31,801 --> 00:10:33,121
Oh, my God!
265
00:10:33,146 --> 00:10:35,065
Ah! Hi. How are you?
266
00:10:35,090 --> 00:10:36,879
Hi. I'm good.
267
00:10:36,904 --> 00:10:38,059
I'll do something else, okay?
268
00:10:38,084 --> 00:10:39,324
- Uh...
- Okay.
269
00:10:41,098 --> 00:10:42,737
You like that? See my big muscles?
270
00:10:42,762 --> 00:10:43,762
Here you go.
271
00:10:45,435 --> 00:10:46,882
Can you do more?
272
00:10:46,907 --> 00:10:48,386
Uh...
273
00:10:50,192 --> 00:10:52,237
You know what? I can't... I can't, uh...
274
00:10:52,262 --> 00:10:56,369
- You again?
- Yes, Tyler, it is me again, yes.
275
00:10:56,394 --> 00:10:58,317
I just, uh,
was trying to entertain you...
276
00:10:58,342 --> 00:11:00,153
Put the mask back on and do it again.
277
00:11:00,178 --> 00:11:02,707
Uh, you know, this-this character's
not talking to me.
278
00:11:02,732 --> 00:11:04,114
I-I don't know what to do with him...
279
00:11:04,139 --> 00:11:05,457
Put it on!
280
00:11:06,796 --> 00:11:08,395
Look, Tyler...
281
00:11:08,829 --> 00:11:10,418
I'm just trying to find some...
282
00:11:10,443 --> 00:11:13,387
some good through my art, some meaning.
283
00:11:13,762 --> 00:11:15,760
You know? And as a clown,
I can find that meaning.
284
00:11:15,785 --> 00:11:17,254
And dressed like this...
285
00:11:17,871 --> 00:11:21,878
I-I just... I can't even believe
I'm having an existential crisis
286
00:11:21,903 --> 00:11:23,382
in front of a six-year-old.
287
00:11:23,796 --> 00:11:24,988
I'm 12.
288
00:11:25,547 --> 00:11:26,547
Oh.
289
00:11:26,706 --> 00:11:28,378
Well, no wonder you don't like clowns.
290
00:11:28,714 --> 00:11:31,230
My-my-my point being is that...
291
00:11:31,738 --> 00:11:33,111
you shouldn't judge a book by its cover.
292
00:11:33,136 --> 00:11:34,800
Just 'cause a-a guy's dressed as a clown
293
00:11:34,825 --> 00:11:36,738
doesn't mean he doesn't
have something to offer.
294
00:11:37,449 --> 00:11:38,894
And just 'cause someone is a superhero,
295
00:11:38,919 --> 00:11:40,496
it doesn't mean that they're super.
296
00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:43,137
Okay?
297
00:11:43,269 --> 00:11:44,777
That's all I want to say.
298
00:11:45,464 --> 00:11:47,542
And thanks a lot for ruining my month.
299
00:11:47,567 --> 00:11:49,730
Wha... I'm the one in the hospital.
300
00:11:54,606 --> 00:11:56,011
That's not music.
301
00:11:57,496 --> 00:12:00,658
Well, but sometimes giving
a sermon's kind of like
302
00:12:00,683 --> 00:12:02,025
- doing a HALO jump...
- Christine.
303
00:12:02,050 --> 00:12:03,529
- What?
- I'm worried about you.
304
00:12:03,554 --> 00:12:05,830
Oh, don't worry about me. I'm fine.
305
00:12:05,855 --> 00:12:09,025
I wouldn't be having a
party if I wasn't fine.
306
00:12:09,050 --> 00:12:10,922
- Eh...
- This is a rental, people.
307
00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:12,644
Let's use our coasters.
308
00:12:12,819 --> 00:12:16,330
I'm worried about this... flaky Ken guy.
309
00:12:16,355 --> 00:12:18,197
He's not flaky.
310
00:12:18,222 --> 00:12:20,510
He's having a carpet emergency.
311
00:12:20,535 --> 00:12:22,049
Now, go mingle with people.
312
00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:23,792
- Okay, okay, okay.
- Cheer 'em up.
313
00:12:24,066 --> 00:12:26,824
- Nothing like a woman scorned.
- Oh, God.
314
00:12:29,644 --> 00:12:32,150
- Chip!
- Hey, Mom. Sorry I'm late.
315
00:12:32,175 --> 00:12:34,228
No worries. Just grab a drink,
316
00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:36,496
maybe take someone on
a tour of the house.
317
00:12:36,706 --> 00:12:37,838
Okay.
318
00:12:38,386 --> 00:12:40,596
Hey, I heard you're giving house tours.
319
00:12:40,621 --> 00:12:41,730
Yeah, I am.
320
00:12:42,152 --> 00:12:44,181
Do you always bring
board games to weddings?
321
00:12:44,206 --> 00:12:45,855
It's a housewarming.
322
00:12:46,327 --> 00:12:47,327
Kitchen.
323
00:12:47,352 --> 00:12:50,494
Uh... kitchen island,
where you put stuff.
324
00:12:50,519 --> 00:12:51,542
You can put that there if you want.
325
00:12:51,567 --> 00:12:54,385
- Oh, thanks.
- Um... here's the fridge.
326
00:12:54,478 --> 00:12:57,099
Oh, wow, is that one
of those smart refrigerators
327
00:12:57,124 --> 00:12:59,039
you can hook up to your phone?
328
00:12:59,915 --> 00:13:01,737
No, I think it's a dumb one.
I don't know.
329
00:13:01,762 --> 00:13:03,009
Uh, microwave.
330
00:13:03,034 --> 00:13:05,437
Hey, I heard you're clowning again.
That's great.
331
00:13:05,462 --> 00:13:06,735
No, I'm not...
332
00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:08,633
Ooh. You all right?
333
00:13:08,658 --> 00:13:10,009
I'm fine. I'm not clowning again.
334
00:13:10,034 --> 00:13:11,058
Where'd you hear that?
335
00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:13,431
Well, I just heard it
through the grapevine.
336
00:13:13,456 --> 00:13:14,556
The grapevine? Well...
337
00:13:14,581 --> 00:13:16,274
Sometimes grapevines are...
338
00:13:16,642 --> 00:13:18,449
dead, Martha, and untruthful.
339
00:13:18,603 --> 00:13:20,669
I just, you know, clowning is...
340
00:13:20,994 --> 00:13:22,509
It's out of fashion.
341
00:13:22,939 --> 00:13:25,064
- Spices. Mom's got a lot of spice.
- Well...
342
00:13:25,089 --> 00:13:27,057
I'm sorry, Chip. That's a bummer.
343
00:13:27,082 --> 00:13:30,165
- I know how much you love it.
- Cinnamon. Thyme.
344
00:13:30,190 --> 00:13:31,540
What's your favorite spice?
345
00:13:31,768 --> 00:13:33,890
Um, dill weed.
346
00:13:33,915 --> 00:13:35,945
Really? I thought it'd be
more like, uh...
347
00:13:35,970 --> 00:13:37,077
like a bay leaf.
348
00:13:37,512 --> 00:13:38,687
Why?
349
00:13:38,712 --> 00:13:39,806
Bad taste.
350
00:13:39,831 --> 00:13:41,615
- Um, sink.
- Well... well, what are you
351
00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:43,648
- gonna do now?
- Uh, this sink has,
352
00:13:43,673 --> 00:13:46,562
um... got this cool hose.
353
00:13:46,587 --> 00:13:49,523
It's, you know,
it's got everything you need.
354
00:13:49,548 --> 00:13:51,758
- Are you still talking to Tammy?
- Plus the kitchen sink.
355
00:13:51,783 --> 00:13:54,368
Do you think maybe
some life coaching would help?
356
00:13:54,393 --> 00:13:55,570
I mean, I'm...
357
00:13:55,595 --> 00:13:57,939
listening to Tammy's tapes
here and there, but I...
358
00:13:57,964 --> 00:13:59,611
I'm fine, Martha, I'm fine.
359
00:13:59,636 --> 00:14:02,961
Well, you'll figure it out.
I found a new life coach.
360
00:14:02,986 --> 00:14:05,187
They have an in-house one at Costco,
361
00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:08,181
and he helped me plan
out my next five years.
362
00:14:08,955 --> 00:14:10,218
Well, good.
363
00:14:10,822 --> 00:14:12,343
Good, you got your life all in order.
364
00:14:12,368 --> 00:14:13,390
I'll show you upstairs.
365
00:14:13,415 --> 00:14:14,941
- Um, there's a...
- Okay.
366
00:14:14,966 --> 00:14:18,006
Hey, Chip, um, you know, if you want
367
00:14:18,031 --> 00:14:20,783
to talk about the clowning stuff,
I'm always here.
368
00:14:22,181 --> 00:14:23,868
Well, you're not a life coach, Martha.
369
00:14:25,587 --> 00:14:27,040
I'm gonna go get a snack.
370
00:14:28,158 --> 00:14:29,861
Hey! Chip.
371
00:14:29,886 --> 00:14:32,629
I hear you're the new CEO for the rodeo.
372
00:14:33,847 --> 00:14:35,861
Yeah, Uncle Jim, I am. I'm the CEO.
373
00:14:35,886 --> 00:14:37,929
Yeah, just doing CEO duties now.
374
00:14:37,954 --> 00:14:40,096
No more... no more clowning.
375
00:14:40,121 --> 00:14:43,017
Eh, well, I'm glad
you finally came to your senses.
376
00:14:43,729 --> 00:14:45,236
Clowning's for clowns.
377
00:14:45,579 --> 00:14:49,192
Hey, why don't I buy you a
drink, CEO to CEO? Huh?
378
00:14:49,533 --> 00:14:51,064
- Okay.
- Come on.
379
00:14:51,650 --> 00:14:53,095
Aren't the drinks for free?
380
00:15:00,682 --> 00:15:02,954
- Martha!
- Hi, Mrs. Baskets.
381
00:15:02,979 --> 00:15:05,531
How are you?
Can I get you a healthy wrap?
382
00:15:05,556 --> 00:15:08,118
Oh, sure. Thanks, Mrs. Baskets.
383
00:15:08,423 --> 00:15:11,736
Oh, look at Chip over there.
Doesn't he look lonely?
384
00:15:11,761 --> 00:15:13,431
Why don't you bring him a wrap?
385
00:15:13,456 --> 00:15:16,654
Oh, you know what? I'm giving
Chip his space right now.
386
00:15:16,679 --> 00:15:18,200
How are you doing?
387
00:15:18,302 --> 00:15:19,480
I'm terrific.
388
00:15:19,895 --> 00:15:22,129
Having a blast. Isn't this something?
389
00:15:22,154 --> 00:15:24,244
- Definitely.
- Yeah.
390
00:15:24,269 --> 00:15:26,282
I think Ken would've really liked it.
391
00:15:26,307 --> 00:15:28,297
I'm sure he would want to be here.
392
00:15:28,322 --> 00:15:29,954
I mean, look at all this.
393
00:15:29,979 --> 00:15:31,547
- Yeah.
- Christine,
394
00:15:31,572 --> 00:15:34,063
what was the song that you
were gonna play for your first dance?
395
00:15:34,088 --> 00:15:36,219
Oh, uh, what was it?
396
00:15:36,244 --> 00:15:38,635
Oh, you probably don't know it,
but it's called, uh,
397
00:15:38,660 --> 00:15:41,055
"Dedicated to the One I Love"
398
00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:42,822
by The Mamas and the Papas.
399
00:15:42,847 --> 00:15:45,571
- Oh.
- Oh, yeah. Do you know that one?
400
00:15:48,486 --> 00:15:50,471
I don't know... wait, wait, oh...
401
00:15:50,496 --> 00:15:51,797
No, yeah, yeah, yeah.
402
00:15:51,822 --> 00:15:52,864
Okay, okay, okay.
403
00:15:52,889 --> 00:15:54,666
Cut that garbage off, huh?
404
00:15:59,471 --> 00:16:02,675
♪ While I'm far away ♪
405
00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:04,658
- ♪ From you, my baby... ♪
- Oh! I know it.
406
00:16:04,683 --> 00:16:06,463
Yes! That one.
407
00:16:06,488 --> 00:16:11,329
♪ I know it's hard for you, my baby ♪
408
00:16:12,692 --> 00:16:16,407
♪ Because it's hard for me ♪
409
00:16:16,432 --> 00:16:18,135
♪ My baby ♪
410
00:16:18,815 --> 00:16:23,697
♪ And the darkest hour
is just before dawn ♪
411
00:16:27,682 --> 00:16:30,236
- ♪ Love can never be... ♪
- Oh, yeah.
412
00:16:30,261 --> 00:16:33,391
♪ Exactly like we want it to be ♪
413
00:16:33,416 --> 00:16:36,401
♪ I could be satisfied ♪
414
00:16:36,426 --> 00:16:39,190
♪ Knowing you love me ♪
415
00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:41,471
♪ There's one thing
I want you to do... ♪
416
00:16:43,990 --> 00:16:45,066
I can't.
417
00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:47,322
♪ And it's something ♪
418
00:16:47,347 --> 00:16:51,979
♪ That everybody needs ♪
419
00:16:52,004 --> 00:16:56,552
♪ Each night before
you go to bed, my baby... ♪
420
00:16:56,577 --> 00:16:58,278
- Want to dance?
- Oh.
421
00:16:58,546 --> 00:17:00,405
Well, okay.
422
00:17:00,430 --> 00:17:03,301
♪ For me, my baby, whoo... ♪
423
00:17:03,638 --> 00:17:04,896
Ow, that's my foot, Mom.
424
00:17:04,921 --> 00:17:06,108
- Oh.
- It's okay.
425
00:17:06,133 --> 00:17:08,296
- I'm sorry, honey.
- You okay?
426
00:17:09,064 --> 00:17:10,960
I guess. Yeah.
427
00:17:11,671 --> 00:17:13,224
Yeah, I'm okay.
428
00:17:16,186 --> 00:17:18,444
Hey, Mom! I came as soon
as my good clothes
429
00:17:18,469 --> 00:17:19,712
were dried off by the crick.
430
00:17:19,737 --> 00:17:21,844
Dale, you made it!
431
00:17:21,869 --> 00:17:23,632
I'm so glad!
432
00:17:23,657 --> 00:17:24,835
Hey, I didn't miss the vows, did I?
433
00:17:24,860 --> 00:17:27,819
Because I got you and
Ken the best wedding gift
434
00:17:27,844 --> 00:17:29,882
on the most important day of your life.
435
00:17:29,907 --> 00:17:32,188
Oh, that's so nice, honey, but, listen,
436
00:17:32,213 --> 00:17:34,550
you didn't get my message, obviously.
437
00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:36,805
No. What message?
438
00:17:36,830 --> 00:17:38,071
Hey, Martha. Hey, everybody.
439
00:17:38,096 --> 00:17:39,602
I said that Ken had
440
00:17:39,627 --> 00:17:43,358
a carpet emergency and that
we changed the wedding
441
00:17:43,383 --> 00:17:45,829
into a housewarming party.
442
00:17:46,051 --> 00:17:49,753
You turned it into
a housewarming... party?
443
00:17:49,778 --> 00:17:51,106
Is this a prank, Mom?
444
00:17:51,131 --> 00:17:53,075
- No.
- What is this?
445
00:17:53,372 --> 00:17:56,715
Nobody turns a wedding into
a housewarming party, Mom.
446
00:17:56,740 --> 00:17:57,747
That's evil.
447
00:17:57,772 --> 00:18:01,215
- Hey, easy there, pal.
- "Easy, pal" to you, Uncle Jim.
448
00:18:01,638 --> 00:18:03,190
What kind of man cancels his wedding
449
00:18:03,215 --> 00:18:05,020
on the day of the wedding?
450
00:18:05,045 --> 00:18:06,886
Huh? Who is this Ken guy?
451
00:18:06,911 --> 00:18:08,565
He sounds like a shyster.
452
00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:10,524
He sounds like a scoundrel.
453
00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:11,840
And just because I'm a gentleman,
454
00:18:11,865 --> 00:18:14,080
I'm not gonna say I told you so, but...
455
00:18:14,592 --> 00:18:16,080
Well, you just did tell me so.
456
00:18:16,105 --> 00:18:18,963
I told you so with my face,
but not verbally, okay?
457
00:18:18,988 --> 00:18:20,478
No, I heard it verbally, honey.
458
00:18:20,503 --> 00:18:22,798
Well, if there's no wedding,
there's no wedding gift.
459
00:18:22,823 --> 00:18:25,720
I guess I'll have to get this
golf cart back to Gary Busey.
460
00:18:25,745 --> 00:18:27,342
Yes. The Gary Busey.
461
00:18:27,367 --> 00:18:28,619
This was his.
462
00:18:35,277 --> 00:18:37,337
Dale, are you okay?
463
00:18:37,362 --> 00:18:39,978
- Was that really Gary Busey's?
- Mother!
464
00:18:45,261 --> 00:18:47,102
It's still light out.
465
00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:48,861
You really have to go?
466
00:18:48,886 --> 00:18:51,150
- Oh, honey, thanks.
- Are you gonna be okay?
467
00:18:51,175 --> 00:18:53,308
- I hope so.
- Oh.
468
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:55,117
- Oh, thanks.
- I love you, sweetie.
469
00:18:55,142 --> 00:18:56,250
- Ah...
- Oh, thank...
470
00:18:56,275 --> 00:18:58,093
Oh, thank you for the beautiful music.
471
00:18:58,118 --> 00:18:59,298
- No-no problem.
- It was so good.
472
00:18:59,323 --> 00:19:00,830
I'd pay good money to
see that show in Vegas.
473
00:19:00,855 --> 00:19:02,969
- Golf cart in a pool?
- Oh...
474
00:19:02,994 --> 00:19:04,500
- Get some rest!
- We got to go, Mom.
475
00:19:04,525 --> 00:19:05,775
- Aw, you're leaving?
- Congrats on the house.
476
00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:07,208
- Yeah, we love you, Mom.
- Oh...
477
00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:08,451
Mmm.
478
00:19:08,642 --> 00:19:10,805
Yeah, you didn't have any of the, uh...
479
00:19:10,830 --> 00:19:12,064
- the cake.
- Nah.
480
00:19:12,089 --> 00:19:14,048
- There's a lot of housewarming cake.
- Hey, Mom.
481
00:19:14,073 --> 00:19:15,666
- Nah, we good, Mom.
- Mom?
482
00:19:15,691 --> 00:19:16,751
What?
483
00:19:16,775 --> 00:19:19,900
Is it okay if I put plastic
plates in the dishwasher?
484
00:19:20,376 --> 00:19:21,697
Oh.
485
00:19:22,316 --> 00:19:24,101
Put everything in there.
486
00:19:38,789 --> 00:19:39,789
Hello?
487
00:19:39,814 --> 00:19:41,092
Anybody home?
488
00:19:41,759 --> 00:19:44,625
Ken? What are you doing here?
489
00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:48,371
Well, I thought about it,
and I just couldn't miss our big day.
490
00:19:48,892 --> 00:19:50,510
I got to fly right back out tomorrow,
491
00:19:50,535 --> 00:19:52,408
but I wanted to be here tonight.
492
00:19:52,433 --> 00:19:55,043
- Well, honey, it's over.
- Christine.
493
00:19:55,068 --> 00:19:56,824
I told you I could fly back,
494
00:19:57,188 --> 00:19:58,488
but you said no.
495
00:19:58,815 --> 00:20:00,582
You said it was no big deal.
496
00:20:00,607 --> 00:20:02,549
Well, it wasn't a big deal,
and then people started
497
00:20:02,574 --> 00:20:04,152
coming up to me and saying,
498
00:20:04,177 --> 00:20:07,338
"Are you okay, Christine?
Why isn't Ken here?
499
00:20:07,370 --> 00:20:09,871
Where's Ken? I thought
Ken was gonna be here,"
500
00:20:09,896 --> 00:20:13,404
so I felt so alone.
501
00:20:13,429 --> 00:20:16,965
Well, they were probably just
being concerned about you.
502
00:20:17,355 --> 00:20:19,923
And I realize now that
I should have been, too.
503
00:20:20,504 --> 00:20:22,519
Oh, God.
504
00:20:23,260 --> 00:20:27,467
My first marriage was a mess, and now
505
00:20:28,317 --> 00:20:32,553
my second marriage,
I'm not even to the "I do's..."
506
00:20:33,756 --> 00:20:35,389
and it's a mess.
507
00:20:38,976 --> 00:20:40,741
Christine, I'm sorry.
508
00:20:42,521 --> 00:20:44,740
I'm sorry I missed today.
509
00:20:45,466 --> 00:20:49,647
I made a big mistake
that I wish I hadn't made.
510
00:20:51,319 --> 00:20:54,975
I guess I'm just not good at
juggling my business in Denver
511
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:58,069
and... having my new life here.
512
00:21:00,147 --> 00:21:01,147
Well...
513
00:21:02,109 --> 00:21:03,709
you missed quite a show.
514
00:21:04,663 --> 00:21:08,202
Dale drove a golf cart
straight into the pool.
515
00:21:08,571 --> 00:21:11,811
My brother said
he was gonna beat you up,
516
00:21:12,227 --> 00:21:13,975
and he was crazy.
517
00:21:14,631 --> 00:21:17,600
And all my friends,
I found out they can't carry a tune.
518
00:21:19,522 --> 00:21:21,819
Why doesn't any of that surprise me?
519
00:21:23,319 --> 00:21:26,624
So, I guess if that's all okay,
I guess I could forgive you.
520
00:21:30,350 --> 00:21:32,334
Christine, let's get married tonight.
521
00:21:32,530 --> 00:21:34,700
Tonight? Nobody's here.
522
00:21:34,725 --> 00:21:36,973
Eh. Who cares?
523
00:21:37,124 --> 00:21:38,335
Let's do it.
524
00:21:39,055 --> 00:21:40,535
Just the two of us.
525
00:22:05,867 --> 00:22:07,786
I now pronounce thee
526
00:22:07,811 --> 00:22:09,303
man and wife.
527
00:22:32,444 --> 00:22:35,844
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