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Ray: All right,
let's get this over with.
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[clears throat]
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This proceeding and any
sentences arising therefrom
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shall be conducted under
the Federation Judicial Code,
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Article Nine,
in re attempted murder
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and mutiny,
both capital offenses.
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Now, I know
you've all been sworn,
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and I have read
your complaints.
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- I have a question.
- Is it, "What's the best way
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to interrupt a judge?"
- [laughs] No.
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- Then--
- It's, "Why does a spaceship
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have an enormousdedicated courtroom in it?"
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- Yeah, right?
- I don't know!
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I didn't build it.
- Well, it's ridiculous.
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I basically sleep in a coffin,and this could have been...
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2 1/2 squash courts.
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- Ooh, or a holodeck!
- We havea holodeck.
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- Yeah, but we never use it.
- Can we please--
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- Oh, so hey,why not just have the holodeck
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turn into a courtroom?
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- Ooh, or 2 1/2
squash courts.
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[gavel banging]
- Order! Order, or I will
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hold you all in a different
kind of contempt.
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[grunts]
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Now, then, Mr. Figgis,
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are the people
ready to proceed?
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- [laughs]
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Oh, yeah.
[laughs]
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Uh...
- [clears throat]
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- Oh, uh, sorry.
Yes, Your Honor, the, uh--
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- [clears throat]
- What is--
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Ray: [clears throat]
- Oh, come on, seriously?
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[sighs]
Yes, Your Honor.
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The people are ready
to proceed.
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- That's what I thought.
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And is the defendant
ready to proceed?
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- No, the defendant is not
because there is no defendant
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because this whole thing
is a sham and a farce,
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and I don't recognize
this kangaroo court's authority
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because it's presided over
by a male prostitute.
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- Courtesan!
- Pobobot!
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[gavel clacking]
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- And by God,
you will recognize it
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because prior to my
current circumstances,
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for 16 years, I was a
Federation High Court Justice!
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- I have a question.
- Woman, I swear to God.
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- How'd you go from beinga Federation judge
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to, like,blowing space truckers?
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- Well, missy.
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[chuckling]
Th-that is a--
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oh, that is a long,
crazy story.
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[clears throat]
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But it is entirely nongermane
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to the solemn proceeding
before this bench.
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And so, Mr. Archer,
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having reminded you that
the man who represents himself
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has a fool for a client--
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- [laughs]
I'm not representing myself.
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- Well, then who is?
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- [laughs]
Oh, just TV's Michael Gray.
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- Who, for reasons known
but to God,
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is wearing seersucker.
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- So if you wanna go aheadand do that motion to dismiss,
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now would, uh,
maybe be a good time.
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Oh, and also,
we wish to countersue.
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- I'm not typing that.
- What?
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Ray: I'm gonna allow it!
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- For injuries and damages
from you assholes
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attempting to murder me
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so Lana could steal
half of the ship.
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Well, when TV's Michael Gray
is done with you,
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I'm gonna own your half.
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- So, hey, I don't think
this is going as well
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as you think it's going.
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- You goddamn crook.
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[main title theme]
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♪ ♪
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[Archer grunting]
[Lana struggling]
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- Jesus, okay.I think that's enough.
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I don't wish to cause
the witness
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any further distress.
- I'm fine, Your Honor.
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- What about my magazine?
- Will you--
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- There's lots more video,
Your Honor.
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- Like the part when Pam
smashed me in the head
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with a fire extinguisher.
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- [laughing] Yeah!
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Play that!Ka-klunk!
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[laughs]
[gavel clacking]
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- Do the people haveany further questions
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for this witness?
- Not at this time, Your Honor.
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- Then your witness.
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- Well?Uh, what are you waiting for?
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[tense music]
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Get up thereand cross-examine her.
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What are you, hourly?
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- I think I would be,
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if I was a lawyer.
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- Damn it.
- Look at me.
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Look at me.
Look at me.
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Something is wrong
with your brain.
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You need to plead not guilty
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by reason of insanity.
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Beg them for mercy
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and realize
you're hallucinating me.
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- I'll see youdisbarred for this.
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- Great,
look forward to it.
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- Point of procedure.
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I, uh, no longer wishto be represented
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by TV's Michael Gray.
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- All righty.
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Are the peopleokay with him
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not havingan imaginary lawyer?
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- [chuckling]
They're great with it.
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- Then your witness.
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- Thank you.
Now, then, Miss Kane, is it?
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[static crackling]
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- Yup.
[static crackling]
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- [sighs] Um...
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Damn, I had something for this.
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- Did ya?
Archer: Actually,
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can we maybe
call her back at a, uh,
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time later than, um--
later than now?
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- You're just a regularClarence Darrow.
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[sighs] You may step down.Thank you.
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Call your next witness.
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- Your Honor, the people call
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the defendant's mother,
Malory Archer.
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- Ooh.
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Come on, are we not doing that?
[door hisses]
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- Ooh.
- Oh, come on.
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Are you kidding me?
- Sit down, sir!
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- Are you--she's dressed
exactly like Marlene Dietrich
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in "Witness
for the Prosecution,"
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right down to the hair
and the rakish little beret.
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[chuckles]
Are you seeing this?
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- Are you?
- What?
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[static crackling]
How the--
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Objection. I object.
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- To what?
- I will ask the question!
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[clears throat] It's actually
the same question.
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- I don't know.
Everything!
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- Oh, then I guess
we can all go home.
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[static crackling]
- Can we?
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- What the hell is happening?
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- Don't look at me.
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- God damn it,
TV's Michael Gray.
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- Uh, Your Honor--
- Wait, wait, shut up.
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- You shut up!
[gavel clacking]
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- Order!
You're out of order!
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- You're out of order!
You're out of order!
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This whole trial
is out of order!
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[muffled alarm]
Th-they're out of order!
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- Everybody shut up!
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And you bang that thing
one more time,
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I'll break it off inside you.
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- [coughing]
Legit phrasing.
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- Shh! Listen.
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female voice: Proximity alert.
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- What's going on?
- What alert?
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- Why the hell is there
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a proximity--
[rumbling]
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all: Whoa!
- Ow!
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female voice: Collision.
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- How the--Who's on the bridge?
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- Nobody,
because we're all down here
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at this goddamn
kangaroo railroad.
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- What?
- The--the--the--the--the--
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Choo-choo!
- Krieger!
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Why aren't you up there?
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- Well, then who would do this?
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- Holy shit, dude,that's really good.
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- You don't think
it's derivative?
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- No, 'cause I don't knowwhat that is.
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- [sighs]
It's when--
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- Krieger!
Status report!
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- [groans]
- Right?
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- Okay, uh, we've got
moderate hull damage
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to starboard amidships, um--
- From what?
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- I don't know.
Jesus.
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Turn that thing
to the exterior cameras.
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- Oh, right.
[button clicks]
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[monitor chimes]
[all shout]
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Malory: Oh, my God.
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Archer: A Dri'n attack barge.
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- Which means...
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- Boarding party.
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- And there ain't no party
like a boarding party
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'cause a boarding party
don't stop.
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[laughs]
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Well, until these
monstrous bastards
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have slaked their thirst
for blood.
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And let me tell you,
these little devils
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are just parched.
- [snarling]
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[all shout]
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- I know, right?
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Barry-6, out.
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- Wh-what do we do?What do we do?
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- Well, the first thingwe've gotta do--
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and I'm sure we can allagree on this--
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is declare a mistrial.
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[laser humming]
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- Come on, man.
What's taking so long?
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- [grunting in Dri'n]
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- "Space metal"?
- [grunts]
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- Think about how dumb
that sounds.
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Now, come on, let's
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peel this banana and...
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[grunts] Take a bite.
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I mean, before
they all get away
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in an escape pod,
of course.
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Lana: Cyril!
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Cyril: Lana...
- You are not...
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- I'm serious.
- Abandoning ship.
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- Do not make me hit you.
- Excuse me?
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- No, I--
I didn't mean that.
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[blow lands]
[groans]
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- Whoa!
- Ow!
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- [laughs]
Serves you right!
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- Trying to cut the line
like that!
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- What--No one is abandoning ship!
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We're gonna stay hereand fight!
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- I really don't think
we should.
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- [laughs]Yeah, good luck with that.
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- Meaning?
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- Meaning those freaksare literally gonna
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chew you up and spit you out.
- Well--
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- Or not spit you out.
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I don't know about pirate
dining etiquette,
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but definitely
the chewing up part.
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- Well, nobody asked you,
since last I checked,
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you're a goddamn mutineer.
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- Well, the last I checked--and I'm not being facetious--
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nice sweater dress.
- What?
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- Sweater dress?
- What?
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- So you think maybe
you arecrazy?
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- [laughs]I'm crazy?
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- I mean...
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- She's crazy if she thinks
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she can fight off
an entire barge
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full of murderous Dri'n pirateswithout me.
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- Uh, first of all--
female voice: Hull breach.
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- Oh, no.
- Oh, that's no good.
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- Talk about crazy, huh?
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[laser hissing]
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- Whoo! Now, that's what I calla nice gash.
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- [laughing, snarling]
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- No, we're not doingspace phrasing.
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- [snarls]
- Uh, because it's derivative.
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- And also because I said so.
female voice: Hull breach.
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- I'm the only chanceyou've got.
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Malory: He's right,
you know.
252
00:09:10,462 --> 00:09:11,899
- Yeah, you gotta let him go.
253
00:09:12,029 --> 00:09:13,770
- That, or let us
in that damn pod!
254
00:09:13,944 --> 00:09:15,511
- I vote pod.
- Cyril!
255
00:09:15,685 --> 00:09:17,687
And, I'm sorry,
have we all forgotten
256
00:09:17,731 --> 00:09:19,471
he basically
sexually assaulted me
257
00:09:19,515 --> 00:09:21,343
with a rolled-up magazine?
258
00:09:21,517 --> 00:09:22,344
- No.
- That's evidence.
259
00:09:22,518 --> 00:09:23,475
- You're evidence!
260
00:09:23,693 --> 00:09:25,303
- And there was nothingsexual about it.
261
00:09:25,477 --> 00:09:29,481
- I don't know.
I thought it was pretty sexy.
262
00:09:29,525 --> 00:09:30,744
[alarm blaring]
263
00:09:30,918 --> 00:09:33,311
On opposite day!
Gross, you guys!
264
00:09:33,355 --> 00:09:34,530
- Goddamn.
265
00:09:34,704 --> 00:09:36,750
- Lana, I'm sorryI attacked you.
266
00:09:36,924 --> 00:09:38,621
I honestly don't know
what got into me.
267
00:09:38,665 --> 00:09:41,276
And when this is over,
you can punish me
268
00:09:41,450 --> 00:09:42,538
however you see fit.
269
00:09:42,712 --> 00:09:44,627
- It's howmever.
- Shut up!
270
00:09:44,671 --> 00:09:47,238
But this calls for someserious swashbuckling,
271
00:09:47,369 --> 00:09:50,807
and no one else canbuckle swashes like me, so--
272
00:09:50,981 --> 00:09:52,504
female voice:
Xenomorphs detected.
273
00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:54,550
- Oh, no!
- Your call.
274
00:09:54,724 --> 00:09:55,899
female voice:
Xenomorphs detected.
275
00:09:55,943 --> 00:09:58,162
- [groans]
276
00:09:58,336 --> 00:10:00,469
[laser hissing]
277
00:10:00,512 --> 00:10:01,513
- [laughs]
278
00:10:01,688 --> 00:10:04,168
[all shouting]
279
00:10:04,342 --> 00:10:05,822
[laughs]
280
00:10:05,996 --> 00:10:07,519
female voice:
Xenomorphs detected.
281
00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:09,173
- You're damn right,
they are.
282
00:10:09,347 --> 00:10:11,262
Get some!
Yeah.
283
00:10:11,393 --> 00:10:14,352
Be a hitter, big un.
And have fun out there.
284
00:10:14,396 --> 00:10:16,746
Oh, hey, and, uh,
if anyone finds Archer,
285
00:10:16,790 --> 00:10:19,880
remember,
he's all mine.
286
00:10:20,054 --> 00:10:21,751
- Okay, so Mother--
here you go--
287
00:10:21,925 --> 00:10:23,623
is gonna lure them
into the holodeck.
288
00:10:23,753 --> 00:10:24,754
- Why?
289
00:10:24,928 --> 00:10:26,147
- Well, for one thing,
because shut up.
290
00:10:26,321 --> 00:10:28,279
But remember--
here you go--
291
00:10:28,323 --> 00:10:29,629
if we have to fall back--
292
00:10:29,803 --> 00:10:31,805
and we can probably
go ahead and make that
293
00:10:31,979 --> 00:10:34,503
"when we fall back"--
here, take some of these--
294
00:10:34,546 --> 00:10:36,157
fall back to the escape pod.
295
00:10:36,331 --> 00:10:38,159
The pod is the Alamo.
296
00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:39,769
- If we're just gonnago back there,
297
00:10:39,813 --> 00:10:41,292
why'd we leavein the first place?
298
00:10:41,423 --> 00:10:43,643
- Because the goalisn't to run away so fast,
299
00:10:43,817 --> 00:10:44,905
it makes your vagina flap.
300
00:10:45,079 --> 00:10:46,558
- Plus, all the guns
are in here.
301
00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:47,777
Krieger: Not all of them.
302
00:10:47,951 --> 00:10:49,387
- You got
the sentry guns online?
303
00:10:49,561 --> 00:10:51,389
- Yep, yep, yep.
- Okay.
304
00:10:51,563 --> 00:10:52,652
Here we go!
305
00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:54,218
[computer beeping]
306
00:10:54,349 --> 00:10:55,176
[gunfire]
307
00:10:55,219 --> 00:10:56,656
[beeping]
308
00:10:56,786 --> 00:10:58,788
- A and B guns firing.
309
00:10:58,962 --> 00:11:00,181
- Wait, wait, wait.At what?
310
00:11:00,224 --> 00:11:02,139
- What?
311
00:11:02,313 --> 00:11:03,184
[gunfire]
312
00:11:03,401 --> 00:11:06,187
- 80, 60--
- What the shit, Krieger?
313
00:11:06,361 --> 00:11:08,624
Krieger: 40.
[beeping]
314
00:11:09,190 --> 00:11:11,148
That's it.
315
00:11:11,322 --> 00:11:13,107
- Then what was the point?
316
00:11:13,237 --> 00:11:14,978
- Mm-mm-mm.
Director's cut?
317
00:11:15,152 --> 00:11:15,979
- Ugh.
- Right?
318
00:11:16,153 --> 00:11:17,198
Barry-6: Wait, what?
319
00:11:17,241 --> 00:11:20,027
Uh, did they even hit anybody?
320
00:11:20,201 --> 00:11:21,202
- [grunts]
- [laughs]
321
00:11:21,245 --> 00:11:23,770
So then just totally pointless.
322
00:11:23,813 --> 00:11:26,424
- [snarling]
- [laughs]
323
00:11:26,468 --> 00:11:29,427
Unless you lean on them,you big dummy.
324
00:11:29,471 --> 00:11:31,429
- Okay, Mother--
Barry-6: Archer!
325
00:11:31,473 --> 00:11:33,910
- That's your cue.
- And just how exactly
326
00:11:34,041 --> 00:11:35,738
am I supposed
to lure those creeps
327
00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:40,047
to the holodeck without
getting myself killed?
328
00:11:40,221 --> 00:11:43,180
[gasps] Oh, right, right,
right, right, right.
329
00:11:43,354 --> 00:11:44,747
[shimmering tone]
Duh.
330
00:11:44,921 --> 00:11:46,140
♪ Toodles ♪
331
00:11:46,183 --> 00:11:47,663
- The rest of you,
follow me.
332
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:50,144
Move, Cyril.
I want to hear it flap.
333
00:11:50,187 --> 00:11:51,362
- [sighs]
334
00:11:51,406 --> 00:11:53,669
- Come on, Archer.
You can run, but--
335
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:56,411
Well, I guess you can hide,
obviously.
336
00:11:56,454 --> 00:11:58,369
But stop doing it
is what I'm saying.
337
00:11:58,413 --> 00:12:00,415
Malory: ♪ Yoo-hoo
- Huh?
338
00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:02,156
Malory: Who's up for some
bopping and booping?
339
00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:04,201
- I'll bop your boop,
you little--
340
00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:07,291
- [snarls]
- Why would it be a ruse?
341
00:12:07,465 --> 00:12:08,771
Come on, you mother humpers.
342
00:12:08,945 --> 00:12:11,165
[all growling]
343
00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:14,211
Cyril: Jeezy Petes,
you really arecrazy!
344
00:12:14,385 --> 00:12:16,387
- We're sitting ducks.
There's no cover.
345
00:12:16,431 --> 00:12:18,868
- Jesus Christ, do you nerds
really never come down here?
346
00:12:18,999 --> 00:12:20,174
[whirring]
347
00:12:20,217 --> 00:12:21,871
- Oh!
- This is incredible!
348
00:12:22,045 --> 00:12:23,394
- I know, right?
349
00:12:23,438 --> 00:12:24,439
Plus, upstairs,
there's a bunch
350
00:12:24,613 --> 00:12:26,093
of hologram whores
giving out
351
00:12:26,267 --> 00:12:28,617
old-timey
50-cent blow jobs.
352
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:31,011
- Wait, what makes them
old-timey?
353
00:12:31,185 --> 00:12:32,403
- Uh, they're 50 cents?
354
00:12:32,534 --> 00:12:35,015
[ragtime piano music playing]
355
00:12:35,189 --> 00:12:37,104
Hoooo, Mikey Mike!
356
00:12:37,278 --> 00:12:39,193
♪ ♪
357
00:12:43,023 --> 00:12:44,894
[western music]
358
00:12:45,068 --> 00:12:47,941
Malory: Whoa!
359
00:12:48,115 --> 00:12:49,986
♪ ♪
360
00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:51,335
[shimmering tone]
361
00:12:51,466 --> 00:12:54,251
- Is now the best timefor that?
362
00:12:54,425 --> 00:12:56,253
- A lot better
than it's about to be.
363
00:12:56,427 --> 00:12:58,125
- How many are there?
- [drinks shot]
364
00:12:58,299 --> 00:12:59,213
Scores.
365
00:12:59,343 --> 00:13:01,128
- Like, literally scores or--
366
00:13:01,258 --> 00:13:02,216
[Cyril whimpering]
367
00:13:02,259 --> 00:13:03,739
- Cyril, get your shittogether.
368
00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:05,741
Now, listen, you gotta let 'emcome into our killing zone.
369
00:13:05,915 --> 00:13:08,048
Don't just start blasting awaythe second you--
370
00:13:08,222 --> 00:13:09,310
[door squeaks]
[all gasp]
371
00:13:09,484 --> 00:13:15,882
- Suppressing fire!
[gunfire]
372
00:13:16,012 --> 00:13:20,234
[shouting and laughing]
373
00:13:20,364 --> 00:13:22,671
Whoo!
[laughing]
374
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,891
[shouts]
375
00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:28,285
[all groaning in agony]
376
00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:31,245
- Goddamn, dude.
Lana: Seriously.
377
00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:33,247
- You shot all my guys.
[Cyril giggles nervously]
378
00:13:33,377 --> 00:13:35,118
- Oh, for--way to go, Cyril.
379
00:13:35,292 --> 00:13:36,076
- What?
- "What?"
380
00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:37,729
I'm supposed to be the hero.
381
00:13:37,773 --> 00:13:39,035
- Doing what?
- Seriously, Archer?
382
00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:40,167
- Wow.
- Well?
383
00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:41,516
[static crackling]
- [laughs]
384
00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:43,257
That is pathetic.
385
00:13:43,387 --> 00:13:45,389
- So are sweater vests.
[static crackling]
386
00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:46,826
- Huh?
- What's a sweater vest?
387
00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:48,088
Barry-6: Hey, asshole,
388
00:13:48,262 --> 00:13:49,959
you really wanna be the hero?
389
00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:50,917
- [chuckling] I mean...
390
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:53,093
- Then let's just
you and me play.
391
00:13:53,136 --> 00:13:54,094
female voice: Danger.
392
00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:55,835
The self-destruct system
393
00:13:55,965 --> 00:13:57,140
is now activated.
394
00:13:57,184 --> 00:13:59,186
[all gasp]
- Why do we even have that?
395
00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:00,143
- What?
How?
396
00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:01,928
- Becausethe password was...
397
00:14:02,102 --> 00:14:03,494
"guest."
- Told you.
398
00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:05,975
female voice:
Detonation in two minutes.
399
00:14:06,149 --> 00:14:07,107
[all speaking at once]
400
00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:08,151
- What?
- Two? No.
401
00:14:08,195 --> 00:14:09,413
I thought I set it for 20.
402
00:14:09,587 --> 00:14:11,415
- Krieger, can you override it?
- Um...
403
00:14:11,589 --> 00:14:13,200
female voice:
Krieger cannot override it.
404
00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:15,724
- No.
- What do we do? What do we do?
405
00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:17,769
- Well, if you hustle,
I bet you can just make it
406
00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:21,077
to the...
- [screaming]
407
00:14:21,208 --> 00:14:23,950
[doors squeaking]
- Escape pod.
408
00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:26,169
- Come on, everybody. Move it!
- Let's go!
409
00:14:26,213 --> 00:14:27,736
- All except you, Archer.
410
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,607
[static crackling]
They go.
411
00:14:29,781 --> 00:14:31,305
You stay.
412
00:14:31,348 --> 00:14:32,349
- What? No.
413
00:14:32,523 --> 00:14:33,655
Sterling, no!
414
00:14:33,829 --> 00:14:35,178
- Mother, it's okay.
You go.
415
00:14:35,352 --> 00:14:37,964
I need to stay here
for a while.
416
00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:38,878
- Archer--
417
00:14:39,008 --> 00:14:39,879
female voice: Detonation in
418
00:14:40,009 --> 00:14:41,315
90 seconds.
419
00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:43,012
- Go!
- [sighs]
420
00:14:43,186 --> 00:14:44,100
Son of a--
[static crackling]
421
00:14:44,144 --> 00:14:45,928
Come on.
422
00:14:46,102 --> 00:14:48,975
- No, no, no, no, no, no!
Sterling!
423
00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:50,324
[alarm blaring]
424
00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:52,326
- [laughs]Moms, huh?
425
00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:55,590
- So you're willing to die
just to make sure I do?
426
00:14:55,633 --> 00:14:57,113
- Yep.
- Why?
427
00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:59,333
- Because, Archer,
a long time ago
428
00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:02,989
in a galaxy far, far away,
you put your nasty dick
429
00:15:03,163 --> 00:15:05,426
in my fiancée's butthole.
430
00:15:06,514 --> 00:15:08,124
- Wait, wait, wait, that--
that's what this is about?
431
00:15:08,168 --> 00:15:10,866
- Oh, yes.
- Uh, what was her name?
432
00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:12,389
Simone?
- Framboise!
433
00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:15,088
female voice:
Detonation in 60 seconds.
434
00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:16,872
- [laughs]
Jesus Christ.
435
00:15:17,046 --> 00:15:19,005
Well, if it's any consolation,
Barry,
436
00:15:19,179 --> 00:15:21,094
I can't even remember
what she looks li--
437
00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:23,009
- [shouts]
- [grunts]
438
00:15:23,139 --> 00:15:25,054
- Go, go, go, go, go!
- But wait!
439
00:15:25,185 --> 00:15:27,230
Couldn't we--
- Malory, we need to move.
440
00:15:27,404 --> 00:15:29,189
We've only got--
female voice: Detonation in
441
00:15:29,363 --> 00:15:30,668
30 seconds.
442
00:15:30,842 --> 00:15:33,280
- That.
- No, no, no, wait!
443
00:15:34,411 --> 00:15:36,065
- Wait.
Just wait a second.
444
00:15:36,196 --> 00:15:37,414
Wait.
- What?
445
00:15:37,588 --> 00:15:38,633
[glass shatters]
[groans]
446
00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:40,852
- [laughs]
Chicken butt.
447
00:15:41,853 --> 00:15:43,246
Chicken butt, Barry!
448
00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:46,684
female voice:
Detonation in 15 seconds.
449
00:15:46,858 --> 00:15:48,860
Escape pod launched.
450
00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:50,079
- [laughs] Yes!
451
00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:51,907
They're safe, Barry.[laughs]
452
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,169
female voice:
Detonation in ten...
453
00:15:53,213 --> 00:15:54,954
- Are they?
female voice: Nine...
454
00:15:55,128 --> 00:15:56,694
- What?
female voice: Eight...
455
00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:58,435
- Are they safe?
female voice: Seven...
456
00:15:58,609 --> 00:15:59,915
- Yes.
female voice: Six...
457
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,090
- So you're the big man, huh?
458
00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:02,962
female voice: Five...
- Yes, Barry, I am.
459
00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:04,964
female voice: Four...
- I'm huge.
460
00:16:05,138 --> 00:16:06,530
female voice: Three...
- Not what Framboise said.
461
00:16:06,704 --> 00:16:07,879
female voice: Two...
- Oh, really?
462
00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:08,968
Because--
female voice: One.
463
00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:10,970
- Shit, I had something for--
464
00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:14,190
female voice: Ignition.
[explosion booming]
465
00:16:19,543 --> 00:16:23,069
- [heavy breathing]
466
00:16:23,243 --> 00:16:24,896
[Queen Sarah Saturday's
"Robert De Niro"]
467
00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:28,335
Rampaaaaaaaage!
468
00:16:28,509 --> 00:16:29,640
- Ugh.
469
00:16:29,771 --> 00:16:33,122
- Sterling Malory Archer.
470
00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:34,863
man: Code name Duchess.
471
00:16:34,906 --> 00:16:36,212
- So here's the thing.
472
00:16:36,343 --> 00:16:38,345
I need to access
my operations account,
473
00:16:38,519 --> 00:16:39,563
and you're preventing that.
474
00:16:39,694 --> 00:16:41,087
Now, we can do this easy,
475
00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:42,697
or we can do it hard.
476
00:16:42,871 --> 00:16:46,179
- The thought of me deadgives you an erection?
477
00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:47,136
- Jesus Christ!
478
00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:49,791
- Your call.
479
00:16:49,965 --> 00:16:51,358
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
480
00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:53,316
all: Drink, drink,
drink, drink!
481
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,144
- [grunting]
Ow! Ow!
482
00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:56,102
Bawk! Bawk!
483
00:16:56,145 --> 00:16:57,451
- Archer!
484
00:16:57,581 --> 00:16:58,887
- I'm coming!
485
00:16:58,930 --> 00:16:59,714
Phrasing, boom!
486
00:16:59,888 --> 00:17:01,107
[explosions booming]
487
00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:02,804
[screaming]
488
00:17:02,978 --> 00:17:04,936
[crash]
[swords clashing]
489
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:06,329
Okay, let's try that a--
Oh, shit!
490
00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:08,114
[train horn blares]
491
00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:09,898
Survey says--
- [screams]
492
00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:11,117
- Don't try to doanything stupid.
493
00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:13,902
- I don't have to try.
494
00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:17,297
[blows landing]
[both shouting]
495
00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:19,603
- [grunting]
- I'll show you who's boss.
496
00:17:19,777 --> 00:17:22,215
- [grunts]
- How do you like that?
497
00:17:22,389 --> 00:17:23,955
[shoes squeak]
[tires screech]
498
00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:26,088
- [grunts]
Hey, asshole!
499
00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:27,089
- Lana.
500
00:17:27,263 --> 00:17:29,222
♪ ♪
501
00:17:29,396 --> 00:17:30,310
Lana.
- [gasps]
502
00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:31,050
- [grunts]
- [groans]
503
00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:32,138
[glass shatters]
- Lana!
504
00:17:32,312 --> 00:17:33,704
[gunfire]
- [clears throat]
505
00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:35,054
[grunts]
- [groans]
506
00:17:35,184 --> 00:17:35,837
Lanaaaaaaaa!
507
00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:37,099
- What?
- [laughs]
508
00:17:37,143 --> 00:17:38,318
♪ Danger zone
509
00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:39,971
- Sterling Archer,
510
00:17:40,146 --> 00:17:42,844
I'd like you to meetyour daughter,
511
00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:43,845
Abbiejean.
512
00:17:43,975 --> 00:17:46,195
- Why is that whonamed like me?
513
00:17:46,369 --> 00:17:47,370
- Because he's your son,
514
00:17:47,544 --> 00:17:49,633
you colossal idiot.
515
00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:51,113
- Until you can look
at your mother
516
00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:53,855
and see her
not just as your mother
517
00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:55,117
but as a person...
- [belches]
518
00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:57,424
When have I everbeen honest with Sterling?
519
00:17:57,598 --> 00:17:58,338
Burt: You can't grow up.
520
00:17:58,512 --> 00:17:59,208
- [crying]
521
00:17:59,382 --> 00:18:01,515
- Honey, you still got it.
522
00:18:01,645 --> 00:18:04,387
♪ Bow-chicka-bow-bow,
a-huh-huh ♪
523
00:18:04,561 --> 00:18:06,172
Archer: Pretty much
my whole life,
524
00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:08,217
my default setting
has been half-ass.
525
00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:10,089
Whoo-who cares?
526
00:18:10,263 --> 00:18:12,395
Imagine as I literally
beat you to death
527
00:18:12,569 --> 00:18:14,963
that a giant hand
has turned my dial
528
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:18,314
from half-ass
to quadruple-ass.
529
00:18:18,488 --> 00:18:20,229
[gunfire]
- [shouting]
530
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:21,230
[gunfire]
531
00:18:21,361 --> 00:18:23,319
[crashing]
532
00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:26,235
[gunshot]
- Oh, booyakasha!
533
00:18:26,409 --> 00:18:29,630
I've been shot, stabbed,
set on fire, poisoned, shot,
534
00:18:29,804 --> 00:18:31,806
sexually assaulted,
partially chewed,
535
00:18:31,849 --> 00:18:34,330
shot,
and declared legally dead
536
00:18:34,374 --> 00:18:35,157
twice on the same day.
537
00:18:35,331 --> 00:18:36,680
- Think you might havea problem.
538
00:18:36,854 --> 00:18:38,421
- Yeah, Lana,
it's called cancer.
539
00:18:38,595 --> 00:18:40,249
♪ ♪
540
00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:41,555
[gurgling]
Lana: Archer?
541
00:18:41,685 --> 00:18:44,079
- Are you--
- The man who cheated death?
542
00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:46,212
[all gasp]
543
00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:48,214
I might be immortal.
544
00:18:48,388 --> 00:18:51,042
all: Archer!
545
00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:52,653
- [laughs]
546
00:18:52,827 --> 00:18:54,307
This close.
547
00:18:54,481 --> 00:18:56,352
- ♪ Rebound ♪
548
00:18:56,483 --> 00:19:02,053
♪ Rebound
549
00:19:03,316 --> 00:19:06,101
[gasps]
Goddamn Barry.
550
00:19:06,275 --> 00:19:07,189
[glass shatters]
[yells]
551
00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:08,843
Mother?
- [gasps] Sterling?
552
00:19:09,017 --> 00:19:10,149
- W-w-wait, what are you--
what are you--
553
00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:11,280
- I--I...
554
00:19:11,454 --> 00:19:13,195
Gladys: I know you didn't
just break
555
00:19:13,369 --> 00:19:14,501
another glass in here,
556
00:19:14,675 --> 00:19:16,503
because if I told you once,
I told you--
557
00:19:16,677 --> 00:19:19,245
[gasps] My Lord Jesus!
God!
558
00:19:19,419 --> 00:19:21,247
- Gladys!
He's awake!
559
00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:24,293
- He's awake!
- Yeah, um, duh.
560
00:19:24,424 --> 00:19:26,295
Wh-why am I in a hospital?
561
00:19:26,339 --> 00:19:28,602
- You were shot
by a crazy woman.
562
00:19:28,732 --> 00:19:30,517
- [gasps]
Just like Eddie Waitkus!
563
00:19:30,647 --> 00:19:32,258
- Who?
- Don't get him started.
564
00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:33,607
- [laughs] Oh, man.
565
00:19:33,737 --> 00:19:35,348
For a second there,
I thought maybe the booze
566
00:19:35,391 --> 00:19:36,175
had caught up with me.
567
00:19:36,305 --> 00:19:38,089
Ooh, speaking of...
568
00:19:39,482 --> 00:19:41,397
- With me standing right here?
- He's gonna need it.
569
00:19:41,528 --> 00:19:44,400
- Wait, why?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
570
00:19:44,531 --> 00:19:47,273
H-how long have I been here?
571
00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:49,318
Mother?
- Sterling--
572
00:19:49,492 --> 00:19:50,624
- Mother, how long
have I been here?
573
00:19:50,754 --> 00:19:52,103
- [sighs]
574
00:19:52,147 --> 00:19:54,062
Three years.
- What?
575
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,151
No.
Three--
576
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,153
Wait, not--no.
No, no, no.
577
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,502
- Y-you want me to call
Dr. Gorenstein?
578
00:19:59,676 --> 00:20:02,113
- Oh, please.You think he could be bothered?
579
00:20:02,157 --> 00:20:04,420
At midnight on a Sunday?
580
00:20:05,378 --> 00:20:07,075
Plus, what wouldhis mistress say?
581
00:20:07,118 --> 00:20:10,252
- [laughs]
So bad.
582
00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:13,299
- Wait, why are you here
at midnight on a Sunday?
583
00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:15,736
- Well, I, um--
584
00:20:15,779 --> 00:20:16,998
- She's always here.
585
00:20:17,128 --> 00:20:20,393
- Oh, now,not always.
586
00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:23,265
[monitor beeping steadily]
587
00:20:30,577 --> 00:20:32,796
- Let me get you
some ice chips.
588
00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:35,321
- For three years?
589
00:20:35,495 --> 00:20:38,324
- I wanted to be herewhen you woke up.
590
00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:39,803
- [sips drink, swallows]
591
00:20:39,934 --> 00:20:43,111
[exhales sharply]
Okay, so, like,
592
00:20:43,154 --> 00:20:44,286
wh-wh-what about Lana?
593
00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:46,723
- Lana?
- Hey, wait, do I have a kid?
594
00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:50,727
- There's plenty of timeto talk about all of that.
595
00:20:50,771 --> 00:20:54,253
The important thingis that you're back
596
00:20:54,427 --> 00:20:55,254
and we're together.
597
00:20:55,428 --> 00:20:57,560
- Um, uh, okay.
598
00:20:57,604 --> 00:20:59,258
- After all,the real story's
599
00:20:59,388 --> 00:21:02,043
always beenabout you and me.
600
00:21:02,217 --> 00:21:03,349
- What are you--
601
00:21:03,479 --> 00:21:05,525
- Which,when you think about it,
602
00:21:05,699 --> 00:21:07,788
at its heart,
603
00:21:07,962 --> 00:21:09,529
it's really a love story.
604
00:21:09,703 --> 00:21:12,749
- Please, Mother,
don't say that.
605
00:21:12,793 --> 00:21:14,273
- It's true.
606
00:21:16,362 --> 00:21:18,364
- Ugh!
607
00:21:18,538 --> 00:21:19,582
[sips drink]
608
00:21:48,524 --> 00:21:52,223
- Made in Georgia.
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