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等等，他有话说
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王倩
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王倩
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操你大爷！
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这个被游戏气得砸电视的是一小日本
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他来中国大概一个月了
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芳龄28，正是血气方刚
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我受够了！
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看我手指都他妈流血了！
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都怪这破游戏！
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我每天玩20个小时
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每小时按键上万次
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我从来没为一款游戏付出这么多！
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现在我算是知道了
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根本没人能玩穿这2B游戏！
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你跟你的破游戏都去死吧！
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去死吧！！去死吧！！去死吧！！
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这屋里的另外一个人叫李献计
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他温文尔雅、知书达理
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从来不会被冲动所控制
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可那说的是他50岁以后
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李献计当年25
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在悠久的中日友好关系史上
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点下了小黑点儿
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算上今天的，你已经7次把我打昏了
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不到俩月，7次
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平均一个月3.5次
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平均一个星期0.875次
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平均每天0.125次
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平均每小时0.005…
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差不多行了，日本祥林嫂
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打击日本侵略者
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是我们每个公民应尽的义务
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可是私下里就咱俩吧
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我是真不想欺负你
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关键我控制不住自己
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我是一病人啊
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李献计没瞎说
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他得的这病叫差时症
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临床上表现为把一段很短的时间
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在感觉上漫长化
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就好比刚才那小日本
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在被放倒之前
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一共才抱怨了27秒
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而在李献计眼里
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每秒都被延伸到无比漫长
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好像永无尽头
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这种幻觉直接作用于身体
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李献计觉得口干舌燥
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头疼欲裂
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而且特别的不振作
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所以必须抽之
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得，跳闸了
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别急，一会儿就来电
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手机先给你，照着点儿
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谢谢啊！
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别客气，你也怪不容易的
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说…说得也是啊…
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对了，这游戏你玩儿很长时间了吧？
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嗯，玩了有一段了
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好厉害啊！
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可你的手指看上去完全没有受伤
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因为我把它们都换成了铁质的
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- 你的手指？
- 对
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什么时候？
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卖肾的时候顺手就换了
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卖肾？可为什么啊！
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为了能让您来中国
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你是说…
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我？
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《李莲英走了》今天请来的嘉宾叫李献计
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他现在不计成本地想要打穿一款游戏
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甚至不惜把肾卖掉，为了这款游戏
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忍受了许多人没有办法忍受的痛苦
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所以，献计你为什么这么肯定
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这款游戏就一定能被你打穿呢？
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也许它本身就是一个恶作剧
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根本没有人能打穿
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事实上你说这问题
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我从来就没担心过
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因为我看见有人把它打穿了
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所以玩穿后会怎样呢？
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到时候会打开一扇门
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走进去就能回到自己的过去
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所以什么样的错都可以修正
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嗯，是个蛮感人的故事
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好吧就算你能够时间旅行的话
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那你想要回到什么时代呢？
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我只想回到和王倩分手之前
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然后避免一些事情的发生
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可献计你应该知道
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如果只是想和女友复合的话
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不需要又卖肾又改造身体这么复杂的
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你只要去跟她讲就好啦
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你是一同性恋吧
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事实上你内心是个姑娘
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你特别希望能找一纯粹的爷们
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结果有一天真让你碰上了
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找了一辈子终于找着了
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然后你就跑过去把心里全都说给他听
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结果对面来一句
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“可你该明白”
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“纯粹的爷们需要的是纯粹的姑娘”
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我举这例子的意思是
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王倩跟我分手的原因
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比这还残酷
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那
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究竟是怎样的原因呢？
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好吧，我们的节目也就要结束了
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关于这个游戏
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我想就只好求助于日本的美元大雾了
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作为世界上最强悍的电子竞技王者
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他一定会对你有所帮助
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事实上他提供的唯一帮助
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就是给我一号码
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号码？
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你好，欢迎您使用电话支付系统
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购买k粉请按1
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冰毒请按2
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海乐神请按3
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大麻请按4
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转人工请按0
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你好请问有什么需要么？
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我想买那种可以提高反应速度的兴奋剂
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我们有A.B.C三种商品可供选择
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A种商品副作用小
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效果也最差
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C种商品效果最好
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可副作用非常严重
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我们推荐B类商品
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效果虽然略逊商品C
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可副作用却远远小于商品A
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来一个C类商品吧
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好的，商品报价目前为人民币50万
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我操，能便宜点儿么
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你好
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你好，请问…
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商品C，50万现金支付
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好的，请于晚间11点30分
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到人民公园完成购物程序
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再次感谢您使用电话支付系统
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晚上见
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人民公园
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老红军练剑
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街道大妈蹦迪的地方
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这真让人意外
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我和王倩
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也常在那无所事事地呆上一整天
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扫视路过的人群
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男人
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女人
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健康的
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残缺的
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年轻的
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和老去的
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我们一起想像这这些人的生活
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并试图扮演他们
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王倩和我一样有差时症
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一天时间有时候对我们来说
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就像几个月那么漫长
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所以
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我们扮演的各种人生
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加起来该有上百年
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可王倩
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总能令我像最初见到她时那样
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注目着她
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于是我不止一次地感谢自己的病
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能让我有机会
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以世纪为单位，和她在一起
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我们分手后
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人民公园在前不久
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就这么无声无息的
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在城市规划中被夷为平地
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所以卖药姑娘和我在电话里约好的目的地
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是个已经根本不存在的地方
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我首先想到的是
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自己在出租车上睡着了
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眼前就是梦境
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当我从公园后门翻墙而入时
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石壁上的寒冷透过手掌传遍全身
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使这些看上去又更像是真实的
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继续往公园深处走
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周围开始出现一些我特别熟悉的东西
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前边那表皮剥落得差不多的绿色长椅
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身后大树下一小块干燥的不自然的草坪
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井盖边上一片印着小孩脚印的水泥地
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这些本该消失的东西
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凶猛地标记着那些一去不回的好时光
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我开始往前跑
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再怎么好意思
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我也不能让自己触景生情地跟这
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潸然泪下吧
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为了不那么难受
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我开始假装自己真的在这儿碰见了王倩
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我走上前跟她说
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呦，没留神咱省了50万啊
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明天上街一人来身新衣服
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再把你旧手机给换了
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你来台NDS
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我来台PSP
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之后买上一堆零食
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坐飞机去西藏
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九寨沟、杜拜
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伦敦、夏威夷
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复活节岛
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纽约
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巴黎
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哥本哈根
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再后来，卖药姑娘来电话
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让我把钱都放到公园里
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一台红色自动售货机里
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这花了我很长时间
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长到让我相信
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人民公园的再次出现
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事实上跟王倩毫无关系
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你好，这里是电话支付系统
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您的交易已完成
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希望您购物愉快
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后会有期
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并祝您春节快乐
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万事如意
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差时症
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我操你妈
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李献计心里明镜儿似的知道
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自己差时症又犯了
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因为他分明记得
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几个小时前
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第一次给卖药姑娘打电话
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是一个夏季的夜晚
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当时还下着雨
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他砍价未遂
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被姑娘二话没说挂了电话
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紧接着他又拨了第二次
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并约好在人民公园见面交易
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整个通话过程不超过5分钟
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而事实上这两次通话之间
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却相隔了整整一年半
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这便是差时症的第二种临床表现
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把一段极长的时间
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在感官上短暂化
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在这18个月里发生了许多事儿
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比如被拆毁的人民公园
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在人民的强烈抗议下
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按原样重建了
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接下来，应广大观众的热烈要求
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我们将着重介绍一下
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李献计迅速弄到50万的成功经验
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我必须得弄到50万
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康熙玉玺
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值6000万
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把它带到阿富汗
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就给你50万
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怎么个带法
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我们知道你卖掉一个肾
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玉玺可以放在那里
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所以你要做的就是
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换登机牌
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过安检
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然后上飞机
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用你们的话说
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就是万无一失
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你不能上飞机
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管得着么，你哪位
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C.I.A
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你被怀疑进行非法资金流动
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我们知道你在肚子里藏了什么
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但如果你同意把一颗小窃听器植入玉玺内
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我们就不逮捕你
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之后，当然
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你得继续把玉玺运给我们的
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“阿富汗朋友”
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那帮阿富汗商人安全么
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放心吧，都是良民
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你正在为美国工作
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对不对！
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操，悲剧了
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这些无知的老美
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越来越让人生厌
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当然，你今天将为此客死他乡
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吓唬谁啊，有本事拿枪把我给毙了
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在我离开后就杀了他
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一般人要这样
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肯定就给吓坏了
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都他妈别逼我动手啊
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可是如果会功夫的话
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我是来把你从阿富汗安全带走的
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但在我们逃离这里之前
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我必须先从那个阿富汗商人手中
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救一个人质出来
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这人质是谁啊
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美国总统的女儿
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那这阿富汗商人
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肯定得是本拉登吧
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他们将付出代价！
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来救我的特工牺牲了
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所以我们已经跟美国失去了联系
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要想逃出这里
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我们就只能靠自己！
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那无所谓
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只要别耽误我找本拉登
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他还拖欠我50万送货费呢
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你做的这一切就只是为了一女孩？
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其实就是为了自己
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能从分手后的世界顺利逃走
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你的神不在这里
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差时症
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给我50万！
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你得买什么？
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献计献策
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对不起
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我在未来
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把这款游戏打通了
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所以，你把这个时代的王倩取代了
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而且我是差时症痊愈以后的王倩
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我跟你
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还有过去的王倩
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已经完全不一样了
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明白
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不过还好
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你把那游戏又给了我
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这样我就能回去找原来的王倩
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就算你回到我们最开始认识的时候
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我们也不会在一块很久
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因为我的差时症很快就没有了
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我知道
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到时候我就把这游戏再穿一次
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献计献策
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虽然我没法再喜欢你了
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可你这么浪费自己
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我心里很难过
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都回去吧
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我还得接着打游戏呢
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你想过么
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如果你一直留在现在
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也许我们有一天还会在一起
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那样
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也只是因为你在可怜我吧
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就这样吧
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过去的王倩
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还在等着我呢
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最后
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像每个人期望的那样
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李献计打穿了游戏
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接着就真的出现了一扇门
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他可以回到过去了
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可同时他也发现
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这样的门并不只有一扇
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穿过这些门
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你所到达的可能是玩穿游戏的前一秒
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也可能是刚出生的第一秒
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李献计只想回到第一次见到王倩的时候
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所以
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在他找到正确的门之前
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他就只能一遍又一遍地
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重复着之前做过的事情
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进入一扇门后的世界
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在那里打穿游戏
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然后进入另外一扇门
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并希望那里是自己想要回到的过去
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在这个漫长的过程中
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李献计开始变得圆滑
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他不会再为50万而跟本拉登死磕
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双手因为生锈而散发出奇怪难闻的气味
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皮肤也没法在夏天感受到蚊子的起落
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他也逐渐知道
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爱情并不是生命的全部
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也许他可以在某扇门后停下来
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做一些其他事儿
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遇见一些其他的人
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他有时候会梦见一群人向自己走来
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王倩也在里边儿
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可李献计却无论如何也没法记起
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王倩的样子
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就站在那儿
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眼睁睁地
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跟整个人群错身而过
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他醒来
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像个老人一样地坐在床边
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沮丧了很久
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李献计又开始寻找那扇正确的门
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直到有一天
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他打开一扇门
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那儿刚下完雨
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日落前的橙色包裹着人们
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大家看上去都比平时要高兴
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空气既凉爽又新鲜
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就像迎面看见的王倩
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即使最简单的对视
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也能刺伤李献计坚硬神经的最深处
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那就是他第一次见到的王倩
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一点儿也没变
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可李献计
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却再也没法向前迈出一步
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因为透过那些雨后留下的深渊的映照
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他知道，这么久以来
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他们两人之中
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时间
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只在自己身上
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汹涌地流逝了
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最后李献计说
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见到王倩时
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就像瞬间经历了整个人生
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心里很平静
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