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- Robby.
- Yep.

Cellulitis
on the dorsum of the foot,

now spreading up the leg.

Hello, I'm Dr. Robby.

Mind if I take a look?

How long do you think
this is gonna take?

I took an early lunch break.

I don't know that you're gonna

make it back to work today.

Erythema and warmth
halfway up her knee.

When did you see her, Donnie?

He didn't. I did.

- When?
- About four hours ago.

Gave her a dose of Keflex,

told her to come back
if things got worse.

Things have
definitely gotten worse.

Dana, what's open?

Trauma Two.

Jesse, can you get her
started in Trauma Two

with some vanco
and blood cultures, please?

- Got it, boss.
- I'm coming with.

Suit yourself.

Santos, you want in
on Trauma Two?

Too much charting,
too little time.

62-year-old male presents
with chief complaint

of left lower back pain.

- Considered the diagnosis...
- Hey.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

I'm charting.

Sorry.

Did I do something wrong?

Besides interrupting me?
Probably.

Then I apologize.

I know that second year
of residency can be stressful,

so if there's anything
I can do to help you...

like stop talking.

- That's a great idea.
- Yeah.

Considered the diagnosis of
aortic aneurysm or dissection.

Got a new one for you in 13.

I'm 20 charts behind,
and the new attending

is threatening to make me repeat

a year if I can't catch up.

Cry me a river.

Old lady with bad
abdominal pain.

Somebody's gotta see her.

Dana, please do me a solid.

Holiday weekend.

Westbridge is down, and our
waiting room's on overdrive.

I'm sorry, but your charting's
gonna have to wait

until after your shift.

Ogilvie.

Dr. Santos needs you to pick up
a new patient in 13.

Y-yes, ma'am.
I'm on it.

Chart while you supervise.

Best I can do.

Setting up a GoFundMe, that's
what her generation does.

That's how they
support each other.

Doctor, tell him.

Your wife's right.

Staying here's gonna cost
more than we can afford.

Look, I'm feeling better.

I'll just leave.

Mr. Diaz, even if your
blood sugar is back to normal,

we have to continue
with the insulin drip

until we clear the ketones
from your bloodstream.

Otherwise, you could experience
electrolyte disorders,

heart and kidney problems...

Mi amor, your health
is what matters.

I'll make you a deal.

You agree to stay
on the insulin drip,

and I'll go find
our case manager

to discuss cost-cutting options
for your stay.

Deal.

And I'm sitting here
making sure he doesn't move.

- You should go look for Ana.
- Mm-hmm.

I can find her.

BRB.

Hanging vanco.

What's vanco?

A really strong antibiotic
to kill skin germs.

- Need a hand?
- No. We got this.

I'll just observe.

Pretend I'm not even here.

Let's send off a CBC,
blood cultures, and CMP.

And also a lactic acid,
CRP, and calcitonin.

Wait, she's not febrile,
not tachycardic.

No evidence of SIRS.

- Yet.
- What's SIRS?

Systemic inflammatory
response syndrome.

Sorry.

An exaggerated defense response.

A what?

Sometimes the human body
can have an overreaction

to an infection,
so we're gonna monitor you

to make sure
that this does not progress.

It's my boss.

Sorry, I have to take this,
or he's gonna fire me.

OK.

Hello.

No, I'm still at the hospital.

Being seen right now.

Ow.

No, they just stuck me
with a needle.

I don't know.

You wanna talk to them?

They're kind of busy right now.

I know you are.

Second IV's in.

No, I'm not overreacting.

My body's overreacting.

Please... please don't fire me.

I...

This is
Dr. Michael Robinavitch.

I am the chief
of emergency medicine at PTMC.

If you fire her,
she will sue you,

and I will testify
on her behalf.

OK.

Don't worry about it.
We got you.

Do you know how long
Jackson's gonna be asleep?

So there's no exact timeline
with the sedatives we gave him,

but he should be awake soon.

Have you spoken
to your parents yet?

Yeah, they're on their way
back from Columbus.

Maybe you should take
some time for yourself

before they arrive.

Yeah, cafeteria's
right down the hall.

Decent grilled cheese.

Stay away from the tuna.

Thanks, but I'm not hungry.

You know, I just can't believe
that a campus security guard

tased my brother.

Aren't they supposed
to be helping students

and protect them,
not shoot at them?

You have every right
to be upset,

and you should absolutely
pursue accountability.

But right now, we are
taking care of your brother.

And you should really
take care of yourself.

I... I have your number.

I'll text you as soon as
Jackson's LP results get back

or if he wakes up.

OK.

OK, thank you.

Of course.

- Oh.
- OK.

Hypoactive bowel sounds.

Soft, with moderate tenderness
in the left lower quadrant.

Mrs. Randolph, do you
take Percocet every day?

- No.
- Huh.

And what about your
water intake, 'cause...

Pause.

Mrs. Randolph, you said you
don't take Percocet every day,

but when was the last time
you took some?

Maybe three or four times
last week.

Assisted living had
a ballroom dance competition,

- and I tweaked my back.
- Mm.

Any further questions, Ogilvie?

When was your last
bowel movement?

I don't know.
Sometime last week.

I've been stopped up
for at least five or six days.

Mm-hmm, painkillers
can cause constipation.

I know.

That's why they put me
on a stool softener,

and then they tried an enema.

- And... and no movements?
- Yep.

And then they gave me
this horrible drink.

Mag citrate.

Yeah.

Mag citrate.

Made me puke.

All right, what's next, Ogilvie?

Let's get you an X-ray
and see how we can help you,

Mrs. Randolph.

- Thank you.
- Yeah.

Differential?

Probable stool impaction.

But with her history
of cholecystectomy,

it could be
small bowel obstruction.

Or worse.

Sigmoid volvulus?

But that's a surgical emergency.

Wouldn't she have tons of pain?

Not always, especially when
you're in your 80s.

I am getting concerned.

This is a millimeter
past the line.

Or my line was sloppy.

- Any increase in pain?
- Oh.

OK, sorry.
Let's try four morphine.

White count's only 10,000.

It'd be over 12,000 for SIRS.

There are other criteria.

Still afebrile.

Did you ask about
past history of MRSA?

Not specifically, but she's
never been hospitalized.

Any evidence
of an immunocompromised state?

- No, she's healthy.
- Steroid use?

Never.

Maximum heart rate's only 89.

Is that OK?

That's good, very good.

Stay with her.

Monitor her closely.

If there's any change in her
condition, come find me.

I mean any change.

Roxie Hamler, 42,
home hospice patient

with a history of lung cancer.

New-onset tonic-clonic seizure
with right lower leg pain.

She hit it on the coffee table.

Initially nonverbal,
now coming around.

That's normal after a seizure.

- Hi, I'm Dr. Al-Hashimi.
- Do you need a hand?

- Nope, we got it.
- She hit her head?

No.
I was there.

- I caught her.
- No IV?

Couldn't get one in.

Gave her four of IM versed
for the seizure,

- 25 of fent for the pain.
- OK.

- Dana, where to?
- Trauma One.

This way.

Haven't seen you guys
in a hot minute.

Pickup from SCI Jones Forge.

Was supposed to go
to Westbridge but got

diverted to you.

Yeah, you and everybody else.

Princess, I need you
pivot to Central 9.

Got it.

Gus Varney, 54,
victim of assault

with diffuse blunt trauma.

He's got bruising to the face,
the right chest,

10-centimeter laceration
to the left arm.

BP's 136 over 84, pulse 102,

good sats, 95 on room air.

How you feeling there,
Mr. Varney?

- Fucking hurts.
- Where?

- Everywhere.
- I am Dr. Robby.

This is Dr. Al-Hashimi.

We'll get you
something for the pain.

I've got a progressing
cellulitis in Trauma Two.

- Go. I'm good.
- Thank you.

Gus, do you know who hurt you?

One of the fine, upstanding
citizens of cell block 6.

It's a deep lac
through the muscle fascia.

Can we get the cuffs off
once he settles?

Not a chance.

Orange jumpsuit.
He's cuffed for a reason.

Let's go.

OK, everyone, on my count.

1, 2...

Hold on.

- Go.
- 1, 2, 3.

Mel, E-FAST.

Whitaker, primary assessment.

On it.

Oh, weird bruise.

Did he fall on something?

Footprint, got stomped.

Jesus.

Is it... is that necessary?

Afraid so.

Airway's patent.

Good lung sliding on the left.

Sorry.

Good on the right, too.

How are the lungs?

Good breath sounds.

- No crepitus.
- No effusion.

Pulse ox 97, BP 118 over 78,
heart rate 112.

Tachycardic from the pain.

Start with four of morphine.
Repeat prn.

On it.

OK.
Swollen mandible.

Open your mouth for me, Gus.

Little wider.

Can't.

Whitaker, you know
the tongue blade exam?

Yeah.

It's a great test
for mandible fracture.

Gus, bite down hard
on this for me.

Sorry, Gus.

Positive test.

No free fluid in the belly.

Any idea how long
this will take?

Too soon to tell.

Whitaker, your assessment?

Fractured left mandible,

multiple rib fractures.

Complex forearm lac.

OK, log roll to the left,
then pan scan.

Where were you when
Mr. Varney got assaulted?

I just move 'em.
I don't get to know 'em.

CT's ready for us.

Cycling the BP.

OK, this redness is now
a centimeter over that line,

and this might be
a bulla forming.

The vanco takes
a little time to work.

Vital signs are still stable,
122 over 78.

I got it.

How are you feeling, Debbie?

I'm feeling a little warm.

That can happen with vanco.

Thanks, man.

Lactic acid 4.2.

- OK.
- What's wrong?

That can be a sign
of a more serious infection,

but the good news is,
we know what to do.

Jesse, 2 liters of LR wide open.

This is severe sepsis.

I know, but at 7:00 AM,
it was a simple cellulitis.

Anyone would have
given her Keflex.

We could add carbapenem
or Zosyn to broaden

our antibiotic coverage.

OK, I got it.

Thanks.

Jesse, 1 gram meropenem,
900 milligrams clinda,

and page Dr. Garcia, please.

What's going on?

We're adding new antibiotics.

It's serious?

We wanna get ahead
of it and make sure

it doesn't become serious.

What else can I do?

I think you've done enough.

You can go.

All good in there?

Code sepsis.

Stable for the moment.

How about you?

Perfect vitals,
E-FAST negative, off to CT.

Good.

Keep me posted.

Ditto.

How's it going?

Great, if you ignore
the hot mess in chairs.

Any update on our
little baby Jane Doe?

Security's reviewing
the CCTV from last night

and this morning.

You two kiss and make up yet?

I think someone needs
to smoke a cigarette.

I'm trying to quit.

Why don't you quit
when I'm on my trip?

Everyone's glad
to have you back.

- Asshole.
- Well, not everyone.

Hey, you want in
on this betting board?

Look, all you gotta do is
pick why Westbridge went down,

how many of their patients
we're gonna get,

and when they'll
be back in action.

Hey, already up to $500.

Oh, ah, gotta pass.

Still catching up
on rehab bills.

Respect.

All right.

What's the rules
on me changing my bet?

Only if you double down.

Sinkhole.

You watch too many movies, man.

Considered the diagnosis
of aortic aneurysm

or dissection, but the
point-of-care ultrasound was...

You done want that
gridlocked granny?

Ordered an acute
abdominal series

to rule out obstruction.

- Still waiting on the X-rays.
- Great.

Then you're free
to treat our latest

and greatest in South 16.

Oh, come on, D,
it's like, every time

I get a moment to chart,
I barely get

- a sentence out before I get...
- Interrupted?

Sucks to be you,
but trust me, it sucks worse

for the poor gal in 16.

I'm beginning to think
you enjoy torturing me.

Perks of the job.

Ogilvie, let's go.

Hold out your hand, Louie.

A little shaky.

No surprise.

I've been here since 4:00 AM.

We can get you
something for that.

Or I can take care of it myself

if you cut me loose right now.

Let's get Louie
50 milligrams of Librium.

I'll put in the order.

I will get it from the PDS.

I'm already assigned
as Louie's treating physician.

Just makes sense
that I put it in.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Of course.

Any changes
with our septic waitress?

Not yet.

Wait, if you have a second, I...

I don't.

But the point-of-care ultrasound

was negative for both.

I considered the diagnosis
of cauda equina syndrome.

You writing the great
American novel?

Charting and supervising.

It's Dana's idea.

Who's the lucky patient?

Unhoused woman with a bad cough.

Ogilvie's all over it.

OK.

Say "eee."

Eee.

OK, deep breath in.

Blow it out real hard.

You haven't heard
enough already?

I need to check for wheezing
with forced exhalation.

Fucking cough is killing me.

You smoke, Mrs. Yardley?

Yeah, but I haven't been able to

for a couple days
'cause of this cough.

Mm.
You ever consider quitting?

You ever considered
minding your own business?

Well, the good news
is that your test from earlier

came back negative for both
COVID and influenza,

but I'm gonna order
a chest X-ray

so that we can see what's
really going on in those lungs.

You got time to let us do that?

Where the fuck else
you think I gotta be?

And we're in.

3 grams Keppra over 10 minutes.

That'll prevent another seizure.

Thank you.

Nobody can ever
get an IV in her.

Yeah, midline cath
is the way to go

when your veins are shot.

Tachy to 114, BP 94 over 70,
sat 91 on 2 liters.

- OK.
- Cold.

Is it possible to get her
a blanket and some socks?

Can do.

When was she diagnosed?

Seven years ago.

Resected a lobe.

Four cycles of platinum chemo
gave us a couple good years,

but then it spread to the bones.

Has she had radiation therapy?

Shrunk down the mets,
but they're still there.

That's why you're
at hospice at home.

Yep.

I'm sorry.

Me too.

Ah.

Sorry.

You have kids?

Yeah, two boys.

15 and 9.

My son's 12.

Goes fast.

Too fast.

Swelling and bruising
over the distal tibia.

50 of fentanyl
once her systolic's over 100.

What do you usually
take for pain?

MS Contin, 30 milligrams
twice a day,

oxycodone for breakthrough,
and sublingual Actiq

for when it gets really bad.

That's a lot.

You handle her pain meds?

Sometimes.

All the time.

A hospice nurse comes by
a few times a week,

but I was alone
when she had the seizure.

They told us
that it could happen,

but she couldn't breathe.

And I freaked out,
and I called 911.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry.

Due to your family income,
you make too much

to be eligible for either PENNIE

or the hospital's
"charity care."

But we can't afford
health-care premiums.

It's unfortunately
very common for people

to fall between the cracks.

It's an imperfect system.

Can PTMC help
with the costs in any way?

We can offer
financial assistance.

You'd pay the same that Medicare

and Medicaid would pay.

How much is that?

You pay 60%, we cover 40%.

Thank you.

Uh-huh.

Where have you been?

- How are you doing?
- I'm sorry, mijita.

You were being thoughtful,
and I just blew up.

Well, Ms. Noelle was just
telling us that the hospital

is gonna give us a big discount.

We can knock 40%
off your final bill.

- That's great.
- Mm-hmm.

I stay here for a few days,

my bill could be
over $100,000, right?

Yes, unfortunately.

It could end up being lower,

depending on your level
of needed care.

Or higher?

So we would still
have to pay $60,000?

Which we don't have.

He has to stay here
to get better, right?

- Yes.
- No.

Excuse me?

I mean, not necessarily.

Couldn't we just admit him
to med-surg instead of ICU?

Wouldn't that be a lot cheaper?

Med-surg won't accept him
with an insulin drip.

Usually true.

But let me talk to the charge
nurse upstairs, and I'll...

I'll see what she says.

Thank you.

Food poisoning in the hall's
asking to leave,

wants to take her kids
to the water park.

Those places are cesspools.

Preaching to the choir.

If she's feeling fine
on Zofran, she's good to go.

All right.

Louie's in South 15.
Meds are coming down.

Another couple hours of
monitoring, and he can broom.

Straight to the liquor store.

Don't pass "go."

What about that clamshell case

that went up... anything?

Out of surgery,
in recovery, still sedated.

Good.
Keep me posted on that.

Will do.

Three times in one day.

To what do we owe the pleasure?

I came down for a consult

and to persuade Ahmad
to start a new betting board.

Why, is the Westbridge board
full already?

Mm-hmm, was gonna ask him
to start one about you

and your midlife crisis trip.

I give it four weeks.

Seven, tops.

Ye of little faith.

Not about faith, just facts.

Facts?

Based on my experience,
you're a seven-week-itch

kind of guy.

Hey, Robby, med student's
got a pickleball player

in the North Hall
with possible Achilles rupture,

asking for your opinion.

Thank you, Perlah.

At least somebody down here
has a little faith in me.

You know what Motorcycle Mike's
sabbatical is really about?

I never try to guess what's
going on in that head of his.

Three months being
on the open road by himself.

Man can't stand to be alone
for more than a few hours.

He sleeps with the TV on
in his bedroom.

I really don't think
I needed to know that.

Look, maybe he's looking
for something new

or trying to outrun
some old ghosts.

Well, I hope he finds
what he's looking for.

Man deserves some peace.

Amen.

I considered the diagnosis
of cauda equina syndrome,

but the motor and sensory exam

were both intact
in the sacral nerve root...

Our unhoused cougher
has pneumonia.

I'm cursed, fucking cursed.

Fuck.

What?

That is a cavitary lesion
in the right upper lobe.

Active TB.

What's next?

AFB stain to confirm,

move her to a negative airflow
room, start her on meds.

Call infection control
and public health.

And now you get
to sign in as a patient

and get your blood drawn
for a QuantiFERON Gold.

It's too soon to be positive.

Yeah, but you were exposed.

You need a baseline test

and then again in eight weeks
to see if you convert.

And if I do?

Then meds every day
for three or four months

with regular blood tests
to check for toxicity.

- Jesus.
- All right.

Let Dana know what's up.

And for the love of God,
mask up when you move her.

- Dr. Langdon.
- Hey, man. Alex.

Let's take a look.

Ah.

Is it bad?

It's not good.

Sorry, your chart says
you were burned with dry ice?

- What happened?
- My jack-off brother.

Does he not like you?

I asked him to do it,
just not like this exactly.

What? Why?

He was gonna brand me
like I branded him.

Branded? Like cattle?

Instead of hot branding,
you stick the iron in dry ice,

let it get super cold, and then
you put it on your skin.

Cool, huh?

You're stupid.

Let's get some LET on this.

I'll get some snips to debride.

You good?

Yeah. Yeah, good.

You sure?

Doesn't seem like Robby's
all that happy I'm back.

Well, he's not going to be here,

and I'm happy you're back.

Thanks.

Head and neck CT is negative,
except for mandible fracture.

OK, let's get him off the board.

Roll him, right side up.

Hey, we're gonna need
the cuffs off.

Ready.
And 1, 2, 3.

Ah, gentle.

Dr. King, how are
the chest and belly?

We have three
anterior rib fractures

and a small pulmonary contusion.

- Not too bad.
- Mm-mm.

When do pulmonary
contusions peak?

After a few hours.

And do we always admit
for three-rib fractures?

In the elderly, yes,

but not if a patient
can manage the pain

and doesn't need
supplemental oxygen.

OK, he's really hurting here.

You think you could set us up
with a serratus anterior

- field block?
- No problem.

Oh, as long as that's OK

with Dr. Al-Hashimi.

If the patient consents.

Mr. Varney, we wanna give you
a shot to numb your broken ribs

so you can breathe easier.

Uh-huh.

OK, get Mr. Varney
prepped and draped.

Dr. Mohan, you're in charge.

Let's identify the landmarks.

Cuffs.

Yeah, you can just
leave them off, man.

He's clearly not moving
on his own.

We follow protocol,

for his safety and yours.

Do you need to get that?

Nope.
It's my mom.

Ignore it.
Just ignore it.

- Amen, sister.
- Forearm is numb.

We can irrigate.

If I ignore a problem
for long enough,

it just goes away, right?

I wish I could
ignore my deposition.

That, you can't ignore.

But you'll be fine.

What's up with you, Whitaker?

Trouble in roomie land?

No, not really.

I think I overstepped
with Dr. Langdon earlier.

Oh.

He was trying to prescribe
a patient benzos,

and I told Langdon that
it'd be better if I did it.

Oof.

Only because I was already
the assigned physician.

But yeah, now I feel
like an asshole.

Langdon's fine.

He went to rehab,
he's working the steps,

and hopefully
it's all behind him.

Place the needle in-plane,

superficial
to the serratus anterior,

between it
and the latissimus dorsi.

Mm-hmm.

You can see the fluid
dissect and diffuse...

Dr. Mohan, we need you.

We've got two more rigs
from Westbridge

pulling up right now.

Go. We got this.

Thanks.

How we doing in here?

Spiked a temp to 102,
gave Tylenol.

Check out her leg.

That is a definite bulla.

Did surgery come down yet?

- Not yet.
- I need surgery?

Page them again.

Surgery would be a last resort.

We would like them to come down
and check out your leg

in case we need to remove
this infected skin.

I thought it was just
a little swelling

'cause I'm on my feet all day.

BP's down to 85 over 40.

- How much LR is in?
- Full bolus.

Do another liter
and then start Levophed.

Titrate to a MAP of 65.

Can someone please
tell me what's going on?

Pulse ox down to 89.

100% non-rebreather.

Sometimes an infection
can cause your blood pressure

to drop and lower the amount
of oxygen in your blood.

Am I gonna be OK?

We're doing everything
that we can

to make sure that you are.

Jesse.

What's up?

Be ready to intubate
if you need to.

- You want me to call Langdon?
- No.

I will be right back,
and you can call surgery

and tell them to get
their heads out of their asses

and get down here.

Did you bring Langdon back here?

No, Al-Hashimi did.

You banished him
to scut purgatory.

He did everything
you would've done

with that cellulitis patient.

If you think he missed
something, tell him.

Well, we're probably
gonna need to intubate.

We're definitely
gonna need an ICU bed.

What happened?

She is in septic shock,
on pressors.

Open shoulder dislocation
is back.

Westbridge shut down
all their ORs, so they told us

- to bring them back here.
- You joking?

This ain't the Radisson.

Not my problem.

- Where should we park him?
- Grab a wall.

Call Noelle. Call ortho.

Call the OR and tell them
we got a patient back

that needs surgery
and admission.

Hey, so sorry
about this ambulance tour

of Allegheny County,
Mr. Billings,

but we got you from here,
I promise.

Yeah, I'm starving.

Is there any way I can
get something to eat?

Sorry, not before surgery.

Can I have a visitor?

Sure.

Any word from Gloria about
what's going on at Westbridge?

Radio silence
from the ivory tower.

And the charge nurse
over there isn't responding.

Must be bad.

I wonder if it's something that
security needs to know about.

I'll keep you posted.

Hey, you're kind of buds
with Gloria.

Did she say anything
to you about what's

- happening at Westbridge?
- No. You?

Nope.
How are your patients?

Our prisoner, Gus,
has stable injuries,

and our law student
in Central 10 is awake,

normal LP,
and awaiting a psych consult.

Good.

Quicker we can treat 'em,
street 'em, move 'em

up the food chain, the better.

Question.

Why are you treating me
like one of your residents?

I'm not.

As the attending,
I like to know the status

of all the patients
and doctors in the ED

in case I need
to jump in quickly.

Makes sense.

Now your turn.

What?

As your fellow attending
in our ED,

it only makes sense
for me to know the status

of all the patients
and all the doctors

in case I need to jump in
on a moment's notice.

Touché.

You have a non-displaced
fracture, distal tibia.

So if you look at the bone
here, it's pretty well aligned.

Sorry.
Hi.

Hi, I was in the shower,
and I came as soon

as I got Paul's message.

- Lena?
- Hi.

What happened?

I had a seizure.

You load her with Keppra?

Yeah.

Yeah, she's back
to baseline mental status.

I'm sorry, I'm confused.
Aren't you off duty?

- I'm Roxie's death doula.
- Oh.

Her... her what?

I help advocate
for people like Roxie

to make their transition to
death a more peaceful process.

It's like a birth doula
but for the end of life.

She's been a real lifesaver
for our family.

My husband cracking jokes
while I'm dying.

See why I married him?

Whatever you have to say
about my condition,

you can share with Lena too.

We were just
explaining that Roxie

has a pathological fracture
through a metastatic lesion.

Can you fix that?

The bones are well aligned,
so she won't need surgery.

The treatment is immobilization

and a long leg boot.

Oh!

Maybe we up her pain meds.

Yeah, sure.

We can do that.

The bones should heal
in about six weeks.

If I live that long.

Still numb here?

Yeah, bro.

Great.

You think it's
gonna leave a scar?

I don't think it.
I know it.

Holy shit.

Fuck are you doing here?

I'm sorry, who are you?

Concerned brother.

That looks not too bad.

You gooning me?

Yeah, it's nasty.

Thanks to you.

You did this?

Oh, yeah.
You wanna see the video?

- Yes.
- Definitely.

Got you.

All right.
All right, get in close.

Brothers unite!

- Ooh!
- Ooh!

Dude, why in the world

would you ask to have that
done to you?

He was trying to brand me
with our family crest.

Your family crest
is the Penguins logo?

We were gonna be
bonded for life.

You already are, with DNA.

Yeah.

I love you, man.

- I'm real sorry.
- It's OK.

Doc said it's gonna take
some time, but it'll heal OK.

Awesome.

So maybe we can try again
in a couple of months or...

No.

OK, bag her.

Yellow on the end-tidal.

- Sorry, got backed up.
- Sounds a little wet.

Someone asked
for a surgical consult?

That's because all the fluid.

TKO the lines for now.

Vent settings 50%,
tidal volume 500, AC 12?

Yep, that's perfect.

Surgery here.
Hello.

Hey, it's about time.
Where's Garcia?

Stuck in the ER.
She sent me down. What you got?

Septic shock,
respiratory failure,

and possible
necrotizing fasciitis.

She needs to go to the OR ASAP.

The infection was isolated
to the dorsum of the foot

five hours ago, but now
we're almost to the knee

with bullae,
crepitus, and edema.

- Yeah.
- You seen nec fasc before?

In a textbook.

I was a med student
two weeks ago.

- Gotta show this to Dr. Garcia.
- OK. OK. Jesus Christ.

Go get anybody else
from your service down here...

Shamsi, Miller, Walsh...

I don't know any
of this people, but...

Don't take this personally.

I just need a fucking grown-up
down here.

Nice job on the sub-Qs.

Really took the tension
off the wound.

Thanks.

I can help with the skin layer.

Four hands are faster than two.

- Whoa.
- Whoa.

That just tore
right through the skin.

You may need to take
bigger bites

farther away
from the wound edges.

Yep.

Skin seems pretty fragile.

Oh.

Yeah, this is not working.

He has the skin strength
of an 80-year-old.

Put down Steri-Strips
with benzoin,

not across the wound but along
each wound edge, both sides.

It'll hold the sutures.

- Yup.
- What say you, Dr. Robby?

Great. MacGyver move.

Go for it.

Does a Dr. MacGyver
work here?

I don't know.

The patient symptoms
are consistent with lumbar

radiculopathy at L4, L5, most
likely due to disc herniation.

Coughing patient
admitted to isolation

for verified medication
administration

and started on RIPE therapy.

Yeah, why do I even bother?

Just fail me now.

OK.

Get in touch
with a social worker.

They're gonna wanna
do contact tracing

and help her figure out
transitional housing

for when she's discharged.

Got it.

And make sure
infection control responded.

The people in the waiting room
could have been exposed.

They need to be
notified and tested.

OK.

Relax.

You can take the mask off.
You don't have TB.

At least not yet.

Oh, great.

This is fucked up.

How are you so calm?

Expected job hazard.

You get used to it.

Yeah, no, thanks.

70% of doctors in training
at urban hospitals

get exposed to TB
and wind up on meds.

- Jesus.
- Mm-hmm.

They don't teach you that
in med school.

Mrs. Randolph's back.

Pulled up her X-ray.

OK.

No volvulus,
no air fluid levels.

What do you think of this?

Fecal material?

A shit ton.

Sorry, had to be said.

So, what, she needs an enema?

No.
Tried and failed, remember?

Yeah.

Time to dig in.

How are we gonna do that?

Oh, there is no "we"
in disimpaction.

I haven't done one before.

Shouldn't I observe first?

I know just the guy
to teach you.

I spoke to the charge nurse
in med-surg.

They can take Orlando today.

- Yes!
- That's wonderful.

They know he's
on an insulin drip?

They know, and they can
change to a SQUID protocol.

SQUID?

Sub-Q insulin in DKA.

So no IV drip?

Just shots of short-acting
insulin every four hours prn.

The med-surg nurses have time
to check a glucose every hour?

They say so.

And five days on med-surge

is gonna cut your hospital bill
down by 2/3.

OK.

So what's that gonna cost?

Well, I can't give you
an exact amount,

but roughly $35,000.

So after about 40%,
I'll still have to pay,

what, like, 20 grand?

The hospital can work out
a payment plan.

Orlando, we'll be OK.

We'll figure it out.

I'll take on extra shifts
at the coffee shop.

We got you, Dad.

Let's give you some private
time with your family.

Thanks.

Sorry. Thank you.

I was worried he might bail.

My pleasure.

The real thanks
goes to the newbie here

for thinking outside the box.

Sorry I doubted
your med-surg pitch.

Oh, no sweat.

How'd you think of that?

My family had to think
of a lot of creative ways

to help my uninsured grandma.

Leukemia.

System doesn't work for you,
you gotta work the system.

She survive?

For a while, till she didn't.

She died before my freshman
year in college.

Sorry.

Her death taught me a lot.

Mainly that I don't wanna
be around people dying.

So they got her, and we
can get out of here soon?

Yeah.
Oh, I think so.

- I think so, yeah.
- OK.

Hi.

Morphine PCA looks ready to go.

This should do the trick.

Do you notice a difference?

Better.

Oh, great. Great.

How does this thing work?

There's a baseline rate
of morphine.

And if you're having pain,
you can push this button.

You'll get some extra.

And you can push
for another dose

every 10 minutes if needed.

Your very own morphine butler.

Amazing.

She can go home with this?

Yeah.

Though you'll need
more equipment for the house

now that she can't
bear weight on her leg.

OK.
Like what?

A wheelchair to go to
the bathroom, a shower chair,

wall bars, if you
don't already have them.

And a hospital bed
could be helpful too.

How do we get all that?

You don't.
I do.

I will get everything
so that the two of you

can get out of here
and back to the kids.

- At home.
- Thank you.

Nice of you to join us,
Huckleberry.

What do you need?

Some help with a disimpaction.

That is a med student procedure.

Oh, you know the old adage...

see one, do one, teach one.

Say hello to teaching
young Ogilvie here.

OK.

- Double glove, Ogilvie.
- All right.

Mrs. Randolph,
we're going to need

to manually unblock
your rectum so that we can

get your bowels moving again.

I know.

Here we go.

Mrs. Randolph,
I would like you to relax

like you're having
a bowel movement.

Nice and deep.

OK.

Curve the finger
like an ice cream scoop.

And bring it out.

You're up, Ogilvie.

Some more pressure,
Mrs. Randolph.

I'm ready.

And here I thought
you weren't a quick study.

Keep going.

Mrs. Randolph,
in order to prevent this

from happening again,
I think you

need a better stool softener.

You can try MiraLAX.

Just a tablespoon with a big
glass of water every morning

should do the trick.

OK.

Oh.

Sorry.

Passing gas is good.

Means we're making progress.

Does that mean that I can...
I can stop?

No. Nope.
Keep going.

OK, Ogilvie, you...
you might wanna...

Oh!

Much better.

MAP's holding on Levophed.

1 mike per kg per minute.

Do me a favor.

Give me some 4x4s
on some Betadine.

Sorry, we're getting killed

with transfers from Westbridge.

Mesenteric ischemia,
perforated bowel.

Got a hot one here.

Yeah.

Possible nec fasc.

Possible?

Need CT with contrast
to confirm.

This is spreading like wildfire.

By the time you get your CT,
it's gonna be up to her waist.

She's gonna need
a hemicorporectomy.

She needs a CT scan.

How about
a stainless steel scan?

For Christ's sake.
Robinavitch!

Robby, what the fuck
are you doing?

Oh, God, I think I might puke.

That's called dirty dishwater
exudate without purulence.

There's a gray appearance
to the fascia, and in the OR,

you'll see easy separation
in the tissue planes.

When do you start
your sabbatical?

- Tomorrow.
- Not a moment too soon.

Thanks for coming down.

I'm catching up on my
charting as fast as I can.

Why don't you give
my generative AI app a try?

It's 30% more efficient,
and providers report

increased job satisfaction.

And you'll rarely have to stay
overtime to complete charts.

Yeah?

OK.

Yeah, I'm usually here
at least a couple hours

after every shift
trying to catch up, so...

Sure, AI will make
doctors more efficient,

but hospitals will expect us
to treat more patients

without any extra pay,
of course,

all the while eliminating
staff positions

for attending and residents.

Oh, Dr. Robby,
I am not an advocate

for erasing my own profession.

But I am advocating for getting
to spend more time with my son.

Nothing can replace family.

What's the status
of your septic patient?

Nec fasc.
Surgery's taking her up.

Think they'll be able
to save her leg?

Right now, I'm just hoping
they can save her life.

Hey, how's Ogilvie doing?

A little TB exposure,
a touch of ass-plosion.

All in all,
pretty good day so far.

Kaison, you came.

Hey, ain't no way
I was gonna let you

miss Peter and Aubrey's
epic Fourth of July party.

Come on, now. Hey.

Brought some brew.

Oh, you are the man.

Appreciate
the bromance over here,

but no food 'cause you
might go into surgery.

And no beer 'cause we're
a goddamn hospital.

Starting your sabbatical early?

I know someone who could
really use a drink right now.

In the hospital?

As a parting gift.

How's it looking?

Good.

The Steri-Strips did the trick.

CT's ready.

We already scanned him.

Head and neck want thin cuts
and a 3D reconstruction

of the mandible
before they decide

if Mr. Varney needs surgery.

Have they even come down
to examine him in person?

No, they must be backed up.

Or there's a July Fourth sale
at the BMW dealership.

Labs are back.

Albumin's low.
Total protein's low.

He also has
megaloblastic anemia.

- Malnutrition.
- Probably.

Jail cuisine.

Whitaker,
what labs should we add?

B12, folate, iron levels.

Good.

We're gonna run some more
tests, Mr. Varney.

Hang in there.

I have to pee.

There's no PureWick here.

But here you go, hon.

- I'll help you get on.
- No. No.

No bedpan.
I can walk to the bathroom.

- I just need a little help.
- Are you sure?

I'm here, babe.

Oh, we got this Mr. Hamler.

You'll have to bring
your IV and portable oxygen.

Please?

I'll grab a wheelchair.

Let's try to sit you up
and dangle your legs.

OK.

1, 2, 3.

This is not a good idea.

I don't think
we're gonna need this.

Hey, Paul, Paul,

why don't you come
grab a cup of coffee with me?

I'm still zonked
from my all-nighter,

and I wanna go over some
delivery instructions with you.

Sure.

Rox, you OK?

- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah. It's OK.

Bedpan it is.

You lose your pulse ox again, bud?

Louie.

Louie!

He kept pulling off
his pulse ox.

It's on.
It's at 71.

Louie, wake up.

- I'm not getting a carotid.
- I got the airway.

Hey, Perlah, crash cart,
intubation tray, please.