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Hey, just FYI, we don't
have to stay here super long.
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Well, let's stay at least
until the toasts.
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That's true. That's true.
You gotta see them toasts, baby.
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It's when all the good shit
goes down.
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You hear embarrassing stories
about people's childhoods.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Nicknames they don't want anyone to know.
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Oh, we're gonna find out
so many nicknames.
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But, no, seriously, anytime you want
to take off, just let me know.
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Are you kidding me?
I love weddings.
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'Cause people get drunk
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and they get into fights and they hook up
and they dance, it's amazing.
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- Yeah. Table eight.
- All right.
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You know it's gonna be good.
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What about you, you like weddings?
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Uh, yeah. I'm a sucker for any kind of
public display of affection.
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- So, weddings are my Disneyland. Yeah.
- Totally.
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All right. Who do you know?
You recognize anybody?
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Hmm, who do I know?
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Me and the bride were friends in college,
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but her group of friends
weren't really my main crew.
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- Mm-hmm.
- So, we didn't keep in touch that much.
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Yeah, I'm not really friends with anyone
from college, except for this guy Aaron.
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I told you about him. His mom went
to prom with the Unabomber.
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What?
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His mom went to prom with the Unabomber.
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Oh, yes. I remember you
telling me that.
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I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
You want to get a drink?
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Yeah, uh, you want anything?
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Yeah, could I get a Jägermeister?
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Oh, nice. Nice.
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- What's up?
- Hey.
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What can I get you, sir?
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Yeah. Could I get a water
and another water? Thanks.
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- Gus! Hi!
- Hey!
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- Hello, there.
- How are you?
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- Good, how are you?
- Good, great. Yeah.
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- Good. That's awesome.
- Yeah.
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- Yeah, it's good to see ya. Yeah.
- Yeah, you too.
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Um...
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Yeah, I thought I might see you here.
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- I know, the same. Yeah.
- Yeah.
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I thought I might see me here, too.
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Um, so can you believe this,
that Leah's getting married?
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- It's so crazy, right?
- Oh, I know.
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I know, it seems just like yesterday
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she was peeing in a bush,
drunk, outside our dorm.
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I actually forgot about that.
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- Probably with good reason.
- Yeah. It's weird.
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So, uh, anybody else here
from the old college crew?
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Oh, yeah.
Um, Megan and Katie and you and me.
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- So...
- That's it?
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Yeah. Yeah, we're a dying breed.
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- I'll say. Yeah.
- So... Yeah.
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It's a real shame.
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Yeah. Do you see Leah much in LA or...
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No. Not really.
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Yeah, I think she only invited me
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so it wouldn't be uncomfortable if we
bumped in each other at a Panera.
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- Right. Right.
- Yeah.
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- Here you go.
- Yeah.
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Thank you. Sarah, do you want anything?
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- Can I get a glass of red wine, please?
- Yeah.
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Thank you.
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Um, so, two waters,
are you pretty thirsty or...
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Oh. Yeah, no, this is
for me and my girlfriend Mickey.
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She's here. Yeah.
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- Oh, cool. Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah. Cool.
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- That's great.
- Are you here with anybody?
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No, I'm just flying solo.
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- That's cool. Very cool. Yeah.
- So, yeah. Very cool.
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- Uh, well, there's that.
- Um... There's that.
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- So, uh...
- Yeah.
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- So good to see you.
- So good to see you, too.
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- I'm glad we got to see each other.
- Yeah, yeah.
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Let's catch up later. I want to hear
all about what's going in Gus world.
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- I want to meet Mickey.
- Okay.
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- That would be fun.
- Yeah.
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I'd love to know what's in Sarah world.
All right.
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- Oh. Yikes, too many liquids.
- Too many liquids, yeah.
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- But it was really nice seeing you.
- Yeah. You too.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- Here's your water. Yeah.
- Oh, thank you.
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Who's that you were talking to?
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Oh, that was, um, Sarah.
We actually used to go out.
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- Mm-hmm. I picked up on that vibe.
- There was no vibe.
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- There was electricity between you two.
- You don't know what you're talking about.
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No, no. Ex-electricity.
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- Yeah. Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
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Were you two serious?
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Uh... no. I mean,
serious in a college way, but, you know...
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I liked M. Night Shyamalan in college,
so, what do I know?
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Yeah.
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You know what? I think we're on the move.
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- So maybe we should skedaddle.
- All right.
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♪ I've got sunshine ♪
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♪ On a cloudy day ♪
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♪ When it's cold outside ♪
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♪ I've got the month of May ♪
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♪ I guess you'd say ♪
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♪ What can make me feel this way? ♪
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Nice out here.
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What's that?
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I mean, I wouldn't want
my wedding like this.
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I'd want a lot more people. I want it
to feel like a big party, but it's nice.
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- What would you do? Mm-hmm.
- For my wedding? I don't know.
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- Haven't really thought about it.
- Mm-hmm.
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I've thought about it.
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I just don't have any strong feelings,
one way or the other.
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- But, um, yeah, I like big weddings.
- Yeah.
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- Gus? Oh, wow. Little Gussy!
- Hey. Hi, Katie.
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- Hey. Gus, this is Matt, my husband.
- Good to see you.
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Matt, this is Gus.
We went to college together.
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- What's up?
- Hey.
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- Oh. Hi. I'm Katie.
- Oh, hi.
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Oh, where are my manners?
Katie, this is Mickey.
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Mickey, Katie. Matt and Sarah.
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It's so nice to meet you, Mickey.
I love your dress. It's gorgeous.
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Oh, thank you.
I love your earrings.
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Oh, thank you. I thought they were
a little too much, so I appreciate that.
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Pretty earrings, pretty dress. All right.
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- That was cute. Aw...
- Yeah, that was nice.
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So, what'd you think of the ceremony?
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- Beautiful.
- Yeah, lovely.
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You think it's worth $110,000?
Because that's what this cost.
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Oh, my God. Wow.
That's a lot of money.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, enjoy.
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I paid $40,000 to rent this hotel.
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- Shit.
- Yeah.
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And chairs. Oh, you want chairs, too?
Oh, on your wedding?
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Okay. $3,000 for the chairs.
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- Wow. This really adds up.
- Steep.
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Yeah. The band, $8,000.
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And the bar, that's where
you really get fucked in the ass.
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They want to close at 11.
I said not on my time. Ten o'clock.
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'Cause they have all the friends drinking,
that's at my expense, okay.
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And the chicken,
eat the fucking chicken to the bone.
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I'll make sure you eat every piece
of fucking...
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- No doggy bags, okay?
- We'll eat that chicken.
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- You eat that chicken.
- Okay.
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You know why I'm paying for all this?
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Because the bride's parents
are fucking broke. Fucking broke.
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- I think I just met my new best friend.
- He's awesome.
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Where is that chicken, by the way?
I'm so hungry.
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- Yeah, me too. I'm starvin', Marvin.
- Oh, look, there's Sarah.
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- Oh, look at that.
- Mm-hmm. Should we go talk to her?
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Nah, I think we're good.
We don't need to.
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She's standing all by herself.
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You guys already met and stuff, so...
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That seems rude,
leaving her alone over there.
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- Uh, sure. Yeah, I don't care. Why not?
- Yeah.
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- Sarah, hi. Hi.
- Hello.
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- Let's do it. Okay, awesome.
- Okay, cool.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- Hello. How's it going?
- Good, how are you?
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Good, we're good.
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- What a beautiful wedding, right?
- I know.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Just watching Clay and Leah,
they just look so in love.
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- It was just beautiful. It was so nice.
- Special. Yeah.
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Yeah. You know what'd be nice?
If we were eating right now.
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- I'm so hungry.
- Yes.
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We have to wait for them to take
300 photos underneath a tree or something.
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Oh, right. Totally. I know, couldn't they
have found that tree earlier today?
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Yeah.
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So when did you get into town, Sarah?
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- Uh, yesterday morning. Yeah.
- Okay.
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- Where do you live?
- Denver. Yeah.
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- Oh, nice.
- Yeah, yeah.
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I mean, if you love beautiful trees
and beautiful mountains,
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there are definitely worse places to live.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah. So, how are you liking LA?
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Oh, you know, it's very crazy to be back
because I feel like it's all so different.
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And honestly,
I did not move away that long ago. Right?
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- Oh, you used to live here?
- Yeah.
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- Yeah. Yes, Sarah used to live here.
- Oh, got it, yeah.
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I can't remember
exactly how long ago, but...
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When did we have that apartment together?
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- Uh, yeah, when was that? Six years ago?
- Yeah.
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- Something like that. Yeah.
- Yeah. That makes sense.
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So, when did you get into town?
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Yesterday morning. You said that.
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You know what, I almost forgot too, so...
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- Yeah, now we know.
- Um, yeah.
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And elephant in the room,
Gus and I used to date,
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but, honestly, who cares?
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I'm so happy for you, Gus.
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It's so nice to see you guys together.
It truly warms my heart.
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- Thank you. So nice.
- That's very sweet of you to say.
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Oh, it looks like
the food is coming out, Mickey.
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Looks like those photos are over, finally.
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- See you guys there. Bon appétit.
- Okay. All right.
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- Was she fucking with us?
- No.
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I mean, like, a little.
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Uh, I don't think so.
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I don't care, it just seemed like
there was a lot going on there.
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- Yeah, you're probably right there.
- Yeah.
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- You're not mad at her, right?
- No.
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Why didn't you tell me
you lived together?
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You know, I thought I did.
We were at that dinner party, remember?
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Everybody was talking
about people they lived with.
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I'm pretty sure I said
I lived with this girl Sarah.
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- I don't know.
- Maybe I didn't.
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I'm sorry, I get a little awkward
around exes,
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- but you want to go?
- Yeah.
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Just want to have fun tonight.
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I'm not the one
who's not having fun.
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No, I know. But it's all done with,
it's taken care of.
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We don't have to see her
for the rest of the night.
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Yeah.
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Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome,
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for the very first time,
Clay and Leah Reddy.
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♪ Hey! ♪
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♪ Uh-huh! ♪
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♪ What I like about you ♪
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♪ You hold me tight ♪
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♪ Tell me I'm the only one
Wanna come over tonight? ♪
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♪ Yeah! ♪
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♪ Keep on whispering in my ear ♪
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♪ Tell me all the things
That I wanna hear ♪
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- ♪ 'Cause it's true ♪
- ♪ What I like ♪
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- ♪ It's what I like about you ♪
- ♪ What I like ♪
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All right, a toast.
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Um, to the University of South Dakota.
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Uh, the best state school
that our parents could afford.
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Go, Coyotes!
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- Cheers.
- That's very good. Cheers.
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Oh, yeah, please, thank you.
So, did you notice that, like...
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- So, have you two met the groom yet?
- No. Nope.
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We met him at the rehearsal dinner.
Really sweet guy.
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Aw, that's nice.
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- Did you hear, uh, how he proposed?
- No, no.
232
00:12:18,612 --> 00:12:21,657
Oh, he took her to the park
where they had their first date.
233
00:12:21,740 --> 00:12:22,783
Aw.
234
00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:25,578
- Very neat.
- That is very thoughtful. Very sweet.
235
00:12:25,661 --> 00:12:29,748
It tops Jim's proposal,
who decided to propose on the phone.
236
00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:31,083
- Okay.
- Jim!
237
00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:32,543
All right, come on.
238
00:12:32,626 --> 00:12:37,131
I was at my grandma's funeral,
and I saw how upset my grandpa was.
239
00:12:37,214 --> 00:12:40,134
It got me thinking about who I wanted
to spend the rest of my life with.
240
00:12:40,217 --> 00:12:41,817
- Mm-hmm.
- So, you know...
241
00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:43,971
- I know. It was sweet.
- It was sweet.
242
00:12:44,054 --> 00:12:45,055
- Very sweet.
- Anyways...
243
00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:47,892
I'm not big on the whole
elaborate proposal thing anyways.
244
00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:49,518
No, those can be so cheesy.
245
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:52,771
Thank you. Who were they
talking about last night?
246
00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:57,067
This one guy, he flies his parents to LA,
and the girl's parents,
247
00:12:57,151 --> 00:13:00,571
and proposed at the observatory
or some ridiculous place like that.
248
00:13:00,654 --> 00:13:01,739
I don't remember.
249
00:13:01,822 --> 00:13:05,618
Yes, you do. And when she said yes,
a violinist popped out
250
00:13:05,701 --> 00:13:08,579
and started playing "Maybe I'm Amazed."
Remember?
251
00:13:08,662 --> 00:13:10,080
I think you're confused.
252
00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:17,338
Shit. Okay, never mind.
253
00:13:17,421 --> 00:13:20,549
- Wait. Was that you?
- Yeah.
254
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,218
- I'm sorry.
- No, it's okay.
255
00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:24,053
- No, I shouldn't have...
- No.
256
00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:26,031
Everybody said
it was a really nice proposal, so...
257
00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:29,350
No, it was bad. The weather was bad,
the violin player was bad.
258
00:13:29,433 --> 00:13:32,811
It was stupid. It was dumb.
It was a really stupid thing.
259
00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:35,272
Was that to her?
260
00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:39,318
- Yes. Yes.
- So, you were engaged?
261
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:42,947
Very briefly.
262
00:13:47,576 --> 00:13:49,703
Um, hi, everybody.
263
00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:53,999
Um, I would like to make a toast,
if that's all right.
264
00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:56,335
Um, I'm Sarah, Sarah Miller.
265
00:13:56,418 --> 00:13:58,671
I'm one of Leah's friends from college.
266
00:13:58,754 --> 00:14:00,464
Speaking of which,
267
00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:03,384
this is the college table
representing right here.
268
00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:06,554
So... Go, Coyotes. Right?
269
00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:08,472
Whoo!
270
00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:12,560
Um, I just want to say, I still remember
271
00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:16,480
when Leah first called me
to tell me about this Clay fella.
272
00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:19,441
And she said, "I just went out
on a date with this guy Clay,
273
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:20,845
and I think he might be the one."
274
00:14:21,318 --> 00:14:25,739
And I said, "Leah,
listen to me very closely.
275
00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:29,034
Does he have a friend?
276
00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:33,873
And does he have a thing for redheads?
277
00:14:34,498 --> 00:14:40,129
Um, in all seriousness, it's really rare
that someone finds their soul mate,
278
00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:45,426
and Clay and Leah, you guys have found
each other and you guys are soul mates.
279
00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:49,513
Um... Yeah, okay. So, to Clay and Leah.
280
00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:51,098
Cheers.
281
00:14:57,771 --> 00:15:01,859
♪ Shall I stay? ♪
282
00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:09,658
♪ Would it be a sin? ♪
283
00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:15,456
♪ If I can't help... ♪
284
00:15:15,539 --> 00:15:16,749
Good band.
285
00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:23,547
It's cool 'cause they can rock out,
but they can also play the soft stuff.
286
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:25,299
It's nice. It's very pretty.
287
00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:32,973
Hey, I'm sorry
about that engagement stuff.
288
00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:38,145
Mickey, really, I... I didn't mean
it to catch you off guard or anything.
289
00:15:38,228 --> 00:15:40,731
I'm just trying to put
this time line together in my head.
290
00:15:40,814 --> 00:15:44,109
So, you guys dated in college
and then you moved to LA together?
291
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:47,196
- Right.
- And then you got engaged?
292
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:50,616
Yeah, but it was only
for, like, a very short amount of time.
293
00:15:50,699 --> 00:15:53,077
It was, like, a month
and then we broke it off, so...
294
00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:56,664
Mm-hmm. So when I asked you if things
ever got serious, and you said no...
295
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:02,294
I meant it. No, seriously.
'Cause it never felt serious.
296
00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:06,382
It always felt like we were
two kids pretending to get engaged.
297
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:08,050
You can downplay it now,
298
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:13,305
but the fact that you hid it from me
means that it means something to you.
299
00:16:15,849 --> 00:16:18,268
Oh, because you've told me
every single thing
300
00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:21,271
about what's gone on
between you and your exes?
301
00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:23,857
There's nothing hidden or secret?
302
00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:26,360
I mean, I don't...
303
00:16:26,443 --> 00:16:28,163
Just because somebody
keeps something secret
304
00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:32,199
doesn't mean it's this big, bad thing
I don't want to tell you about, okay?
305
00:16:32,282 --> 00:16:33,993
I mean, we were bad together.
306
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:39,331
And she had this, like,
wounded soul type of thing going on.
307
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:42,418
Oh, so, maybe that's your thing.
I guess I am your type.
308
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:44,920
I don't think you're a wounded soul.
309
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:48,674
Okay, she was more of this people pleaser.
310
00:16:48,757 --> 00:16:50,384
Oh, so, now she sounds like you.
311
00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:56,557
Mickey, what do you want me to say? Okay.
She sucked. She was awful.
312
00:16:56,640 --> 00:17:01,645
She would kiss the whole world's ass
and then come home and be mean to me.
313
00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:02,980
Okay? You're not like that.
314
00:17:03,063 --> 00:17:06,316
It's what I love about you.
You're the opposite of her in every way.
315
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:10,279
She's touchy and feely. I would touch
her elbow, and she would have this orgasm.
316
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,406
Why would you tell me that?
317
00:17:12,489 --> 00:17:14,533
So you knew what a weirdo she was.
318
00:17:17,244 --> 00:17:18,912
All right, should we just leave?
319
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,958
We don't have to run out right away.
We could stick around.
320
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,794
I think I'm gonna go smoke a cigarette.
321
00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:29,757
- Okay, you want me to come?
- No, I'm good.
322
00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:34,219
Fuck.
323
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:43,062
- Hey, there. Hi.
- Oh, hi.
324
00:17:48,275 --> 00:17:53,363
- I just came up to get some fresh air...
- I'm not stalking you, I swear.
325
00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:55,407
- May I? Okay.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
326
00:17:56,283 --> 00:18:01,246
I quit, like, three years ago,
but I slip up every few weeks.
327
00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:04,625
Well, you're doing better than me.
328
00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:06,668
- I never managed to quit.
- Oh.
329
00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:29,775
Yeah. I mean, I can't control
what comes up in my news feed,
330
00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:33,278
but I remember seeing a picture
of you guys together for the first time
331
00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:36,532
and being like, "Wow. She's really pretty.
I kind of hate her."
332
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:38,659
Okay.
333
00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:40,577
Also, you got him dressing really well.
334
00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:45,290
Like, congrats on that,
because his style has gone way up.
335
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:46,750
Thank you for noticing.
336
00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:50,838
Mmm.
337
00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:54,550
But what about you?
338
00:18:55,092 --> 00:18:57,177
Are you seeing somebody now?
What's going on?
339
00:18:57,719 --> 00:19:00,305
Oh, no. Flying solo.
340
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:02,391
Um...
341
00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:05,894
Actually, uh, don't get sad
when you hear this,
342
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,981
'cause people sometimes
get sad when they hear this,
343
00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:12,484
but I've been divorced
for a year, so...
344
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:16,947
- I'm sorry.
- No, no, no. It was for the best.
345
00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:20,117
Uh, and, you know,
I'm really happy for you and Gus.
346
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,452
'Cause I can tell
you guys make each other laugh.
347
00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:27,749
Like, he doesn't fake laugh around you.
And I know his fake laugh, so...
348
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:33,922
You know, I think I'm gonna go get
another drink if you want one?
349
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,632
- Oh, I don't drink.
- Oh, gotcha.
350
00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:41,430
Yeah, I don't really drink, either.
Just weddings, I kind of do, so...
351
00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:43,807
Gotta numb the pain of wearing heels.
352
00:19:44,558 --> 00:19:48,270
♪ I want you to want me... ♪
353
00:19:51,648 --> 00:19:54,943
- Feeling better?
- She wants to fuck you.
354
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,904
No. She doesn't.
355
00:19:58,572 --> 00:20:01,533
I'm a very intuitive person.
She wants to fuck you.
356
00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:05,454
Okay, I think you're just
overestimating my appeal here a bit.
357
00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:08,624
Mmm. She's heartbroken and lonely.
She just got divorced.
358
00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:11,747
She wants to go back to the last thing
that made her feel good. It's obvious.
359
00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:13,378
Did you know she was divorced?
360
00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:16,548
- I knew she was divorced, yeah.
- Of course you did.
361
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,092
Uh-oh. Gus.
362
00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:21,178
- I hear some Jamiroquai.
- Oh.
363
00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:23,430
Think we should go
to a Jamiroquai concert sometime?
364
00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:26,683
Very funny. Okay.
365
00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:30,145
One time, Gus surprised me
with a Jamiroquai concert.
366
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:33,065
Oh, I bet they were surprised
anyone was in the audience.
367
00:20:33,148 --> 00:20:37,110
Ah! Y'all can get your little jabs
in at Jamiroquai,
368
00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:39,071
but you know that show was awesome.
369
00:20:39,154 --> 00:20:41,198
- I'll admit it was pretty fun.
- Yeah.
370
00:20:42,824 --> 00:20:44,826
♪ 'Cause we can't always take
But never give ♪
371
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:48,121
♪ And now that things are changing
For the worse... ♪
372
00:20:49,456 --> 00:20:53,460
- Okay. I'm gonna leave you two to it.
- No, no, no. Keep dancing with us.
373
00:20:53,543 --> 00:20:56,630
- No, enjoy your Jamiroquai together.
- No, no. Stay.
374
00:20:56,713 --> 00:20:58,298
♪ Is all we have to give these ♪
375
00:20:58,382 --> 00:21:03,553
♪ Futures made of virtual insanity now ♪
376
00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:08,642
♪ Always seem to be governed
By this love we have ♪
377
00:21:08,725 --> 00:21:13,563
♪ For useless twisting
Of our new technology ♪
378
00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:18,860
♪ Oh, now there is no sound
For we all live underground ♪
379
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:21,780
♪ And I'm thinking what a mess we're in ♪
380
00:21:21,863 --> 00:21:28,829
♪ Virtual insanity
Is what we're living in ♪
381
00:21:29,871 --> 00:21:32,082
- After you.
- Oh, thank you.
382
00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:39,047
All right, Gus. I will now return you
to your beautiful girlfriend.
383
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:41,216
- Aw.
- And I'm gonna get a drink.
384
00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:45,429
Told you she wanted to fuck you.
385
00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:51,935
- Thank you. Cheers.
- Thank you. Cheers.
386
00:21:52,519 --> 00:21:55,105
♪ We are family ♪
387
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,900
♪ I got all my sisters with me ♪
388
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,529
♪ We are family ♪
389
00:22:04,197 --> 00:22:06,283
♪ Get up everybody and sing ♪
390
00:22:08,118 --> 00:22:10,245
♪ We are family ♪
391
00:22:10,912 --> 00:22:12,372
Thank you.
392
00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:14,333
♪ I got all my sisters with me ♪
393
00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:17,669
♪ We are family ♪
394
00:22:19,629 --> 00:22:22,132
♪ Get up everybody and sing ♪
395
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:28,305
- ♪ Everyone can see we're together ♪
- Ahh!
396
00:22:28,388 --> 00:22:33,810
Oh, sorry. I just wanted to request, um,
uh, "Eternal Flame" by Bangles.
397
00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:36,938
- Are you a singer? Or...
- Yes.
398
00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:38,565
- Okay, thank you.
- You sure?
399
00:22:39,983 --> 00:22:44,404
Hi, you guys. So, it's me, Sarah, again.
400
00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:49,493
I just wanted to dedicate this next song
401
00:22:49,576 --> 00:22:55,707
to our favorite lovebirds, Leah and Clay.
402
00:22:57,459 --> 00:23:03,548
May the eternal flame
of your love burn eternally.
403
00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:11,723
♪ Close your eyes
Give me your hand, darlin' ♪
404
00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:18,188
♪ Do you feel my heart beating?
Do you understand? ♪
405
00:23:18,271 --> 00:23:21,566
♪ Do you feel the same? ♪
406
00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:26,738
♪ Am I only dreaming? ♪
407
00:23:26,822 --> 00:23:30,450
♪ Or is this burning, burnin' ♪
408
00:23:30,534 --> 00:23:36,998
♪ An eternal flame? ♪
409
00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:37,999
It's the verse.
410
00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:39,501
♪ The hand... ♪
411
00:23:39,584 --> 00:23:42,671
Okay, can you guys... I'm sorry. Sorry.
412
00:23:42,754 --> 00:23:45,715
- You want to help me with this? Okay.
- Uh... Yeah, sure.
413
00:23:45,799 --> 00:23:47,479
I'll meet you in the lobby
in five minutes.
414
00:23:47,551 --> 00:23:51,680
Do you know what stop means? Stop.
Stop playing. Please stop playing.
415
00:23:52,430 --> 00:23:55,684
- Can you stop... Thank you.
- Hey.
416
00:23:55,767 --> 00:23:56,768
That was great.
417
00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:59,896
Do you guys know, um...
Let's try one that might be easier.
418
00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:02,983
- Do you guys know "Uptown Funk"?
- We don't want to play that right now.
419
00:24:03,066 --> 00:24:04,066
Let's take five.
420
00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:07,612
I just feel like
uptown's gonna fuck you up.
421
00:24:07,696 --> 00:24:09,531
- Okay, whoa!
- Okay.
422
00:24:09,614 --> 00:24:12,450
- I'm not gonna throw it at them.
- Okay, just seemed like you did.
423
00:24:23,962 --> 00:24:26,047
- Hey.
- Hey.
424
00:24:26,131 --> 00:24:29,050
- You ready? Okay. Um...
- Yep.
425
00:24:29,676 --> 00:24:34,389
Real quick, first, um, we gotta give Sarah
a ride back to her hotel.
426
00:24:34,848 --> 00:24:35,974
No, I don't want to.
427
00:24:36,850 --> 00:24:40,645
- Okay, she's super drunk, so...
- Somebody else can give her a ride.
428
00:24:40,729 --> 00:24:43,231
I don't know why you're making
this complicated, okay?
429
00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:45,400
No. We just drive her there, drop her off.
430
00:24:45,483 --> 00:24:47,402
Make sure she gets in okay
and then we go home.
431
00:24:47,485 --> 00:24:49,446
What is this all about?
You said she sucked
432
00:24:49,529 --> 00:24:51,174
and now you're acting like you're
in love with her.
433
00:24:51,198 --> 00:24:53,200
I'm not in love with her.
434
00:24:53,283 --> 00:24:54,951
Well, you proposed to her.
435
00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:58,538
And then you hid it from me.
What the fuck is this, Gus?
436
00:24:58,622 --> 00:25:00,123
What do you mean, "What the fuck"?
437
00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:03,084
She's asking me for help,
and I want to give her a ride.
438
00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:05,253
I'm going to do it with or without you.
439
00:25:09,549 --> 00:25:10,926
I'll see you back home.
440
00:25:26,274 --> 00:25:32,739
I feel really bad for Leah, you know,
because the band ruined her wedding.
441
00:25:34,491 --> 00:25:35,492
I don't know.
442
00:25:35,575 --> 00:25:39,579
It seemed like a lot of people were out
on the floor dancing, having a good time.
443
00:25:39,663 --> 00:25:42,332
Oh, yeah. Well, guess what, band?
444
00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:45,126
You're fired.
445
00:25:47,629 --> 00:25:50,757
- Can you still quote him?
- Yeah. It's okay.
446
00:25:53,134 --> 00:25:54,928
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
447
00:25:55,011 --> 00:25:56,513
You're escorting me home.
448
00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:07,649
Home sweet home.
449
00:26:12,153 --> 00:26:14,030
This bed feels so good.
450
00:26:14,698 --> 00:26:17,409
Good, good, good, good. Um...
451
00:26:18,785 --> 00:26:21,955
- Well, I'm gonna take off now, okay?
- No.
452
00:26:22,038 --> 00:26:24,124
- It was good to see you.
- Please have a seat.
453
00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:26,626
No, I really... I should hit the road.
454
00:26:26,710 --> 00:26:30,297
Have a seat for one second.
455
00:26:35,385 --> 00:26:36,469
Okay.
456
00:26:42,767 --> 00:26:49,149
So, you heard that I got divorced.
That's very embarrassing.
457
00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:54,029
Yeah. I'm sorry to hear that.
458
00:26:54,112 --> 00:26:57,741
Why are you so far away?
You're across the room.
459
00:26:57,824 --> 00:27:02,245
Well, please, come...
You got to be on here.
460
00:27:04,122 --> 00:27:07,334
- But... please.
- Okay, okay. Yeah.
461
00:27:08,918 --> 00:27:10,962
Just for a couple minutes though, okay?
462
00:27:11,046 --> 00:27:14,299
- Okay, are you timing it?
- No, I'm not timing it.
463
00:27:14,382 --> 00:27:16,885
- Do you have a timer on it?
- No, no, no.
464
00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:24,726
So, here's the story.
You're gonna love it.
465
00:27:25,185 --> 00:27:30,690
I met a guy in Denver.
I thought he was perfect as can be.
466
00:27:31,858 --> 00:27:34,361
Here's the kicker.
467
00:27:34,444 --> 00:27:41,368
He had kids from his wife
that he was married to when we met.
468
00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:48,458
Well, he said, "I don't really
like her that much, and I love you."
469
00:27:49,709 --> 00:27:55,924
And I, well, thought,
"Oh, he wants to marry me."
470
00:27:56,007 --> 00:28:00,387
I didn't think,
"Oh, I'll break up a family." No.
471
00:28:01,429 --> 00:28:05,892
But, please, I can't...
Please don't judge me on this part.
472
00:28:07,060 --> 00:28:09,938
- Don't judge me on it.
- No, I won't.
473
00:28:10,772 --> 00:28:13,566
Okay, this you won't believe.
474
00:28:15,193 --> 00:28:18,405
I became a stay-at-home mom.
475
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:23,243
I became a stepmom.
476
00:28:28,164 --> 00:28:30,959
- Guess how many kids? Three.
- Oh, uh...
477
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:34,129
Wow. Oof.
478
00:28:34,212 --> 00:28:39,300
That sounds mega, uh, stressful, but...
479
00:28:41,219 --> 00:28:42,512
Three kids.
480
00:28:44,764 --> 00:28:49,436
Well, it took about four years
481
00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:57,110
for them to, like,
not be little assholes to me.
482
00:28:58,153 --> 00:29:01,906
Well, one of them is just, like,
born a creep.
483
00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:05,034
And then...
484
00:29:07,370 --> 00:29:10,749
And then one day, he just left me...
485
00:29:11,374 --> 00:29:12,667
for, like...
486
00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:15,795
another lady.
487
00:29:16,588 --> 00:29:17,589
And...
488
00:29:18,173 --> 00:29:23,720
now I'm at, like...
now I'm at this weird age
489
00:29:25,054 --> 00:29:29,809
where, like, I'm too young to be divorced,
490
00:29:31,978 --> 00:29:37,275
but I'm too old to be, like,
dating everybody.
491
00:29:38,526 --> 00:29:41,696
And too old for my career.
492
00:29:44,574 --> 00:29:49,579
And now I don't have any of it.
493
00:29:54,959 --> 00:29:56,377
I'm sorry.
494
00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:02,926
I think everything's gonna be okay.
495
00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:06,888
That's bullshit. You don't know that.
496
00:30:08,723 --> 00:30:10,683
You don't even really know me.
I mean...
497
00:30:10,767 --> 00:30:13,436
For, like, five years, we didn't talk.
498
00:30:15,021 --> 00:30:19,734
You can't say stuff like that
if you're not informed.
499
00:30:23,029 --> 00:30:25,782
I'm sorry. I don't know why I said that.
That was...
500
00:30:25,865 --> 00:30:28,159
No, no, no. It's... No.
501
00:30:28,243 --> 00:30:33,957
You know what? Let's just...
We had a fun time at the wedding, right?
502
00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:37,252
Yeah, yeah. It was fun.
503
00:30:39,045 --> 00:30:40,421
I had a fun...
504
00:30:41,673 --> 00:30:45,718
And the best part is... they're happy.
505
00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:52,433
So, at least one of us is happy.
506
00:30:54,143 --> 00:30:58,982
I think that's a... that's the good part.
507
00:31:00,358 --> 00:31:02,193
That one of us is happy.
508
00:31:21,546 --> 00:31:26,134
♪ Don't hold on ♪
509
00:31:28,428 --> 00:31:33,349
♪ Go get strong ♪
510
00:31:33,433 --> 00:31:35,560
♪ Well, don't you know ♪
511
00:31:37,020 --> 00:31:43,693
♪ There is no modern romance ♪
512
00:31:48,531 --> 00:31:53,995
♪ Time, time is gone ♪
513
00:31:55,371 --> 00:32:01,085
♪ It stops, stops who it wants ♪
514
00:32:01,669 --> 00:32:03,588
♪ Well, I was wrong ♪
515
00:32:05,131 --> 00:32:07,175
♪ It never lasts ♪
516
00:32:08,509 --> 00:32:10,595
♪ And there is no ♪
517
00:32:12,180 --> 00:32:18,770
♪ Well, this is no modern romance ♪
518
00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:28,655
♪ And time, time is gone ♪
519
00:32:30,073 --> 00:32:36,287
♪ It never lasts
Stops who it wants ♪
520
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:38,498
♪ Well, I was wrong ♪
521
00:32:40,583 --> 00:32:42,460
♪ It never lasts ♪
522
00:32:44,003 --> 00:32:45,964
♪ And this is no ♪
523
00:32:47,423 --> 00:32:53,888
♪ And there is no modern romance ♪
524
00:32:54,514 --> 00:33:00,269
♪ There is no modern romance ♪
525
00:33:01,270 --> 00:33:07,694
♪ This is no modern romance ♪
526
00:33:08,194 --> 00:33:10,238
♪ There is no... ♪
527
00:33:12,031 --> 00:33:13,950
♪ There is no... ♪
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