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In just a few moments, we'll be arriving
at our first stop on the tour,
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the Freddy house
from Nightmare on Elm Street.
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I know that Freddy Krueger doesn't live
in an actual house in the movie.
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We just call it the Freddy house.
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Thanks for pointing out the thing
that everybody always points out.
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Hey, guys, I'm super hyped for this tour.
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Yeah. Me too, buddy.
It's gonna be good.
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I don't want to set the bar too high here,
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but I truly feel this will be the best day
of our lives.
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I totally agree,
and I've had a lot of good days. Whoa!
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Okay, this is the best day of my life!
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Hang on.
Are these all scary movie locations?
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- You said movie locations.
- No, I said horror movie locations.
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No, you didn't. I would've remembered
if you'd said that.
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I hate horror movies.
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Why watch a movie that scares me?
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That's like watching a movie
that makes me thirsty.
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Why would I want that?
I don't like feeling that way.
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To your right is the house
from A Nightmare on Elm Street,
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- the Freddy house.
- Oh! Oh!
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So cool!
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Oh, that's unmistakable.
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Hello?
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I'm still at your place.
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I threw up in a dumpster.
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Notice the red door...
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Oh, my God. Holy shit, are you okay?
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Yeah, I think
I just had to expel some stuff.
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Do you want me to come back?
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Or...
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Um... No.
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It's not that serious. I'll be fine.
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Okay, 'cause if you want me to,
I'll gladly just drop this and come.
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I wouldn't wanna come
unless you want me to.
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No, no, I'll be fine. You should stay.
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Okay. Uh...
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Well, you know, get better.
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If at any point you want me to come back,
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just give me a holler
and I'll zoom right over. Okay?
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Okay. Thanks, Gus-Gus.
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Okay, thank you. I mean, get well.
Okay, bye.
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To which Freddy replies,
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"Okay, but I get the first slice."
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Maybe we could ask this guy
about any regular filming locations.
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Like Sheldon's house.
Something light and fun.
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Like, where the Gilmore girls live?
Ruby gets it.
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- You good, Gus?
- Huh?
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- You good?
- Yeah. Yeah.
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You seem a little disgruntled.
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Yeah. I don't know, I just...
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I'm thinking maybe
I should go check on Mickey.
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It feels weird to stay here
and... I don't know.
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It feels like a test or something.
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If it sounds like a test,
it's a test, right?
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When has anyone ever been like,
"Maybe this is a test?"
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Then it turns out it's not a test.
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I, one time, went to a Super Bowl party
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the same day my girlfriend
found out she got Lyme disease.
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- I got an F on that test.
- Yeah.
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What do you think, Ruby?
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I had a bunch of edibles earlier.
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I'm not the type of person
to answer relationship questions.
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- Okay, but what if you weren't on edibles?
- Who's on edibles?
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Listen to me, Gus. Listen.
You have to get back to that apartment.
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This is the fucking relationship LSATs
and if you fail this thing,
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there'll be a day when you think
you're cruising on easy street.
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Could be tomorrow, a week from now
or months from now,
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where you're chilling and like,
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"Mickey, can you get me
a granola bar off the fridge?"
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And she goes,
"Why don't you get it off the bus?"
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That's her blindsiding you,
and you don't wanna be blindsided.
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- Right. Okay.
- Get off this bus.
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Excuse me. Excuse me,
can you stop the bus?
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What?
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I'm sorry, can you stop the bus?
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Pull over the bus, Ed.
We got a broken arrow.
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Sorry, I just...
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Sorry, folks.
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This gentleman's become too scared
by the horrors he's seen. He has to exit.
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I'm not scared,
I gotta take care of my girlfriend.
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Whatever, buddy. You're not better than me
'cause you have a girlfriend. Okay?
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I... I didn't mean that, that way.
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You brought up the girlfriend,
so you think you're better
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and you think I don't have one,
which you're right,
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but it's not important, so just leave.
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Awww!
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Mickey the sicky.
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Hey.
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What? What are you doing here?
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I wanted to come back.
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It didn't feel right for me
to be out there while you're here,
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so I'm here. I wanna take care of you.
Okay, so...
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You left your tour for me.
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I wanted to.
It was the easiest decision.
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I wanna be here for you, okay?
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You can come closer to me
'cause I'm not contagious.
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It's food poisoning.
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Oh.
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Okay. Well, I'll come over to ya.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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Sorry, excuse me. I don't wanna sit on
your little tootsies there.
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- You okay?
- Mm-hmm.
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Yeah. So, why do you think
it's food poisoning?
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'Cause when I got this crab cake
at Seafood Now,
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as soon as I bit into it,
it tasted rotten.
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I don't wanna talk about it too much
'cause it makes me wanna puke.
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I get that. I understand.
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Oh, God. Oh, God.
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It's all right.
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Hmm.
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Buckle up,
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because our next stop is the Wallace house
from the Halloween franchise.
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Uh-oh! Who's this?
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From the Halloween franchise,
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- one of our most famous portrayers...
- Oh, my fucking God.
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of Michael Myers... Glenn Michener.
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Yeah!
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Thanks.
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Yeah!
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Please keep in mind
that we will get inside.
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Try to remember
that this is only possible due
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to the kindness of the homeowners.
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Have your fun, right?
But also be respectful,
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because they are redoing the floors
in the guest bath.
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- You got it, sir.
- See? These guys get it.
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Yeah.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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How you feeling? Feelin' better?
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What'd you get me?
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Oh, got you all kinds of goodies.
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Got you this little guy.
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I swam
the Pacific to tell you, "Get well."
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Sorry, that's stupid. I don't even know.
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The guy made me get it,
and I didn't really want to.
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But I got you some basics.
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Got you a little tea
and some Pepto that you wanted.
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Did you get me an US Weekly?
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And I got you this.
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Just in case you were wondering
if the stars were just like us.
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- I have been wondering. Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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Thanks for getting all this stuff.
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Of course, baby.
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You want something to drink?
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Gatorade.
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You got blue Gatorade?
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From the way you said it, you love blue?
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I thought that was universally accepted
as the worst flavor of Gatorade.
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Oh. Okay, sorry.
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It's just when you're super sick,
you know exactly what you want.
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Okay, yeah, I guess.
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I can't believe they kept the same lights.
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- Even the Christmas lights.
- His family was just sitting there.
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How was it? Was it scary?
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No. You fucked up.
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It's like a carnival in there.
It's awesome.
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Yeah. Michael Myers fucking loves us.
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- Thanks to Kevin.
- Yeah.
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All I did was act like
I had no idea who he was.
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- Celebrities love that.
- Yeah.
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I think it's 'cause
it makes them feel like they're normal.
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But they're not, they're way better.
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Ten times better.
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So, near the end of the film,
Jamie Lee Curtis starts saying to me,
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"Glenn, you're the best Mike Myers
we've had."
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- And I'm like...
- "The best."
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Yeah. I guess so.
I guess it's a compliment.
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It is a compliment.
That's very beautiful.
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So, you guys wanna do something?
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Uh... What do you mean?
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I don't know.
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Leave here, get a drink, hang out.
Why not, right?
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- Yeah, we should do it.
- Sure.
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- I guess we could for a little bit.
- Let's hang out with Glenn Michener.
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♪ Soupy, soup, soup
Everybody like the soup, soup ♪
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♪ Mickey, get some soup, soup
Everybody love some soup ♪
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Your phone buzzed. It looks like...
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your friends are hanging out
with some old dude.
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Holy shit!
They're hanging out with Michael Myers.
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They're hanging out with this guy Glenn.
He played Michael Myers.
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The cool thing about him was,
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he was this guy
who put his own stamp on it.
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Doesn't matter, it's fine.
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Sorry, I'm just having
a hard time following.
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Ah!
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Oh, my God. They're just hanging out
with Glenn Michener.
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They're having a blast
with Glenn Michener.
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He's got his arm around Ruby.
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So, what,
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Ruby and Glenn Michener
are just like BFFs now?
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What the fuck? Man...
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♪ Truckin', got my chips cashed in ♪
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♪ Keep truckin' like the doodah man ♪
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♪ Together, more or less in line ♪
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♪ Just keep truckin' on ♪
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♪ Arrows of neon and flashing marquees out
On Main Street ♪
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♪ Chicago, New York, Detroit
And it's all the same street ♪
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♪ Your typical city involved
In a typical daydream ♪
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♪ Hang it up
And see what tomorrow brings ♪
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♪ Dallas got a soft machine ♪
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♪ Houston too close to New Orleans ♪
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♪ New York got the ways and means ♪
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♪ But just won't let you be ♪
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♪ Most of the cats that you meet
On the street speak of true love ♪
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♪ Most of the time they're sitting
And crying at home ♪
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♪ One of these days
They know they gotta get going ♪
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Hey there, bud.
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You okay?
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No, I got this sharp pain
in my stomach.
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I'm also really hot and then I get cold,
and then...
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Fuck... Is this how you felt?
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I just threw up, so...
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You feel like you're gonna throw up?
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I do.
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I don't wanna talk about it,
'cause if I talk about it,
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then it's gonna happen,
so let's just not go there.
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Let's just... Let's shut up.
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Shut up now.
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I'm sorry. I really thought
I had food poisoning.
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Why would you be sorry, Mickey?
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Well, 'cause you're sick.
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Right.
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Well, I'm sorry that I'm sick,
'cause now I can't take care of you.
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So, it really more sucks for you.
So, sorry.
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No, I'm feeling
like the nausea is passing, so I'm okay.
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What are you doing?
Stop hitting your head against the wall.
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- No. No.
- No?
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I don't like this.
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Okay, can I help?
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- No. No.
- No?
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I'm okay. It's all right, stay there.
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I don't like to be looked after.
It makes me uncomfortable.
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I don't wanna be a pain in the butt
to you.
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- Okay?
- Okay.
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I'm sorry, I'm not trying to be a dick.
I'm just...
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I just need to go off and...
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Like an animal does and just die
or hibernate or something.
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I'm gonna leave the door open,
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so if you need anything,
I'm not shutting you out, I just...
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Fuck.
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- Thank you.
- Take a shot, take a shot.
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- That's so many shot glasses.
- Yes. Uh-huh.
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There's a lot of shot glasses
for a lot of drinking.
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Now, to Michael Myers.
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00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:54,935
Yeah.
245
00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:57,313
To Michael Myers.
246
00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:05,237
Yes!
247
00:15:06,488 --> 00:15:09,909
Let us get to rap sessioning.
248
00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:11,619
Come on.
249
00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:15,998
- Shit. Fuck. God damn it.
- You want help or are you...
250
00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:19,251
I got it. I got it. Cool, man.
251
00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:20,461
Cool.
252
00:15:20,544 --> 00:15:23,714
- Good tequila, right?
- Yeah.
253
00:15:23,797 --> 00:15:25,633
So, rap session.
254
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:29,637
- You guys are all horror buffs, right?
- Yeah.
255
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:32,556
What's your favorite horror scary movie?
256
00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:37,353
I'm kind of scared right now,
to be honest with you.
257
00:15:37,811 --> 00:15:40,064
These guys.
258
00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:44,610
You're a funny guy.
Funny, that's what it's about.
259
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:49,281
Okay. I'll ask another question then,
funny guy.
260
00:15:49,823 --> 00:15:52,326
What is your greatest fear?
261
00:15:53,827 --> 00:15:55,829
Ghosts. Without a doubt, ghosts.
262
00:15:58,248 --> 00:16:00,417
We all know that ghosts don't exist.
263
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:05,881
When you're dead, you're dead.
That's it. End of story.
264
00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:07,967
Okay. What's your second biggest fear?
265
00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:11,679
Probably that my girlfriend
will break up with me.
266
00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:13,138
Hmm.
267
00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:16,058
- Okay. Let me see a pic of her.
- A picture?
268
00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:19,812
Yeah, because my advice is
to confront your fear.
269
00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:24,233
And that is telling me
you need to dump her right now. Okay?
270
00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:26,461
- Who's got a pic?
- I know I've got one here somewhere.
271
00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:27,903
- Hold on.
- Here she is.
272
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,072
Great. Okay.
273
00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:36,036
Forget it! Oh, my gazoongas!
274
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:41,834
You have sold the farm and gone to heaven.
You need to hang on to this one, right?
275
00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:43,544
That's my plan.
276
00:16:43,627 --> 00:16:46,380
- Ran-man, that's the plan. Okay.
- Yeah.
277
00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:51,885
You're nothing to sneeze at
yourself there, lady legs.
278
00:16:52,761 --> 00:16:54,972
Okay. No.
279
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:59,435
No, thank you. But thanking you a lot.
280
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,772
How about you, man in jeans?
281
00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:05,732
What?
282
00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:09,236
Yeah. So, you guys like to party?
283
00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:13,741
- I don't know if I wanna party with...
- I like parties. Parties are great.
284
00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:15,784
Okay. All right.
285
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:19,538
Let me whip up some popcorn.
Stay right here. Okay?
286
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:23,500
We gotta get the fuck out
of here immediately.
287
00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:25,145
- Yeah. This is getting weird.
- Come on.
288
00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:27,880
I hope you guys like relaxing butter.
289
00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:30,984
- I'm out of here.
- He's creepy.
290
00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:33,552
- We can't leave without saying goodbye.
- Who is he?
291
00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:36,513
Chris, come back.
Guys, he's making us popcorn.
292
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:37,741
- It's stuck.
- Other way.
293
00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:39,367
What are you doing?
You keep locking and unlocking it.
294
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:41,828
- It's stuck. I'm turning it!
- What is wrong with you?
295
00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:42,853
Chris!
296
00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:46,398
Guys, he's popping up popcorn for us.
297
00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:52,488
Okay. So, I whipped up a small batch,
just half a bowl...
298
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:56,033
Where did everyone go?
299
00:17:56,116 --> 00:17:59,995
Those guys...
they don't like butter in their popcorn.
300
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:03,957
They had to work early,
so they couldn't have slippery fingers.
301
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,126
You know what?
302
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:09,797
Fuck 'em. That's right. Fuck those guys.
303
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:13,926
- More for us, right? Yeah!
- Yeah!
304
00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:16,345
- Let's chow down, man.
- Glenn!
305
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:36,115
Knock, knock.
306
00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:40,619
Hey.
307
00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:44,248
- Tried your blue Gatorade.
- Yay.
308
00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:47,209
- Wasn't that bad, actually.
- It's pretty good, right?
309
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:52,714
Do you want some?
310
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:56,677
Let's see. Let's test this out.
311
00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:06,936
That's good stuff.
312
00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:10,482
I'll love it forever.
313
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,865
Can I sit with you,
or do you still wanna be alone?
314
00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:22,870
Ah... Come here. Come here.
315
00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:26,915
My Mickey. Come here.
316
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:32,671
Let's be sick. Let's be sick.
317
00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:42,639
Really took it out of me.
I don't even think Stella got this sick.
318
00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:45,267
Wait, Stella was sick?
319
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:53,901
- Yeah.
- Sick how? Like, us sick?
320
00:19:57,654 --> 00:19:59,781
Now that I think about it, yeah.
321
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:03,994
After her,
maybe a couple other people got sick.
322
00:20:06,246 --> 00:20:08,207
What the fuck?
323
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:09,750
Mickey, that's...
324
00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:13,253
That's fine, but that's baffling to me,
325
00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:19,092
'cause if I was working somewhere
and somebody I worked with got sick,
326
00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:21,595
and then I saw two or three other people
getting sick,
327
00:20:21,678 --> 00:20:25,349
I would be like, "I need
to Purell like a motherfucker now
328
00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:28,685
and quarantine myself
from the rest of the universe."
329
00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:31,271
I'm sorry that I'm not a germophobe
like you.
330
00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:34,816
Don't make me out
to be Howard Hughes, okay?
331
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,902
It's just being responsible.
332
00:20:36,985 --> 00:20:39,196
If I got sick, I would know
333
00:20:39,279 --> 00:20:42,282
where I got sick, how I got sick,
why, when.
334
00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:47,704
It's just baffling to me.
I don't understand it.
335
00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:53,335
Sorry. Jesus.
336
00:20:54,127 --> 00:20:56,272
I fucked up and you're perfect.
What do you want me to say?
337
00:20:56,296 --> 00:21:01,009
I just... I don't know
how you could be foggy about this.
338
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,261
Do you...
339
00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:04,638
Do you think?
340
00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:08,100
Do you not care? Where's your head?
341
00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:17,609
- So mean.
- I'm not trying to be mean.
342
00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:19,903
Maybe I was foggy because I was sick.
343
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:23,657
I'm not trying to be mean.
344
00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:29,079
I'm just saying what I would do
in the situation and you didn't do it.
345
00:21:29,162 --> 00:21:31,873
I guess your priorities are different,
and that's fine, but...
346
00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:35,919
That fucking crab cake tasted rotten
last night, Gus.
347
00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:38,547
And I wasn't sick
and then I just threw up.
348
00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:41,300
Doesn't that sound like food poisoning
to you?
349
00:21:47,055 --> 00:21:48,055
What?
350
00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:49,933
I gotta go to the bathroom again...
351
00:21:51,059 --> 00:21:53,979
because I'm sick.
Because I'm fucking sick.
352
00:21:54,062 --> 00:21:58,942
I gotta go to the bathroom again,
and it's just a hell, nightmarescape.
353
00:22:00,694 --> 00:22:05,115
It's nights like these
that really put hair on your nipples.
354
00:22:06,908 --> 00:22:07,951
Randy?
355
00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:11,288
I've got, like, a confession to make.
356
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,082
- You do?
- Yeah.
357
00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:19,880
I lied to you earlier when you opened up
about your fear of the paranormal.
358
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,049
Hmm. What do you mean?
359
00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:28,430
I'm talking about ghosts, Randy.
Ghosts are fucking real.
360
00:22:29,264 --> 00:22:31,391
Come on. No, they're not. I'm stupid.
361
00:22:32,392 --> 00:22:36,188
They're as real as real can be.
362
00:22:36,980 --> 00:22:38,815
As real as aliens.
363
00:22:40,317 --> 00:22:43,820
I used to be king of the world.
364
00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:48,241
I used to be Michael fucking Myers.
365
00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:50,952
And now look at me.
366
00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:52,996
A loser.
367
00:22:54,247 --> 00:22:58,668
I've shrunk about a half an inch
over the past year.
368
00:22:59,586 --> 00:23:00,879
I lost...
369
00:23:01,546 --> 00:23:02,714
no weight.
370
00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:06,384
I'm broke.
371
00:23:06,968 --> 00:23:09,721
And I live in a shithole of an apartment.
372
00:23:12,474 --> 00:23:18,563
So, you wanna know
how I know that ghosts exist, Randy?
373
00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:22,734
You're looking at one. Right now.
374
00:23:24,986 --> 00:23:26,029
But...
375
00:23:27,030 --> 00:23:29,408
it's a metaphor. It's a metaphor.
376
00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:36,248
Do you know what it's like
to have a mask on most of the day?
377
00:23:37,332 --> 00:23:38,917
Well, I'll tell you something.
378
00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:41,837
It's not fun.
379
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:45,132
Anybody could be under that mask.
380
00:23:45,966 --> 00:23:47,801
I'm not kidding myself.
381
00:23:48,718 --> 00:23:55,642
One day, I was so hungover,
I had to get my cousin to take my place...
382
00:23:57,310 --> 00:24:02,357
and nobody even noticed
when he was Mike Myers.
383
00:24:02,941 --> 00:24:05,318
And he's a fucking CPA.
384
00:24:06,653 --> 00:24:12,450
And now, now that I've gotten really real
and, you know, street with you,
385
00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:16,455
I was like, "You're gonna leave me,
just like your friends.
386
00:24:16,913 --> 00:24:19,332
Just like everybody leaves me."
387
00:24:19,416 --> 00:24:20,416
Hey...
388
00:24:22,377 --> 00:24:23,753
I'm not going anywhere.
389
00:24:24,629 --> 00:24:27,340
You're the reason
that I'm so scared of horror movies.
390
00:24:27,966 --> 00:24:30,093
No. Stop it.
391
00:24:30,177 --> 00:24:31,845
The choices that you made...
392
00:24:32,721 --> 00:24:36,725
like, you would move all stiff,
like you couldn't move at all.
393
00:24:36,808 --> 00:24:37,808
Yeah.
394
00:24:37,851 --> 00:24:41,229
Then all of a sudden,
you would run super, super fast.
395
00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:42,689
Yeah, that's my trademark.
396
00:24:42,772 --> 00:24:46,943
But, now that I've met you,
I met the real you.
397
00:24:47,736 --> 00:24:49,821
The man behind the mask, you know?
398
00:24:51,031 --> 00:24:52,449
I'm not scared anymore.
399
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,285
I never have to be
scared again, because...
400
00:24:56,244 --> 00:24:58,079
you're more than a mask. You're like...
401
00:24:59,206 --> 00:25:00,999
you're like my hero.
402
00:25:02,709 --> 00:25:04,336
You don't have to say that.
403
00:25:05,587 --> 00:25:06,880
It's true.
404
00:25:07,881 --> 00:25:09,382
You're Michael Myers.
405
00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:12,385
No.
406
00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:14,638
Even better.
407
00:25:15,722 --> 00:25:17,349
You're Glenn Michener.
408
00:25:17,766 --> 00:25:21,520
Randy, I just wanted to say that...
409
00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:23,605
maybe...
410
00:25:24,397 --> 00:25:27,359
if you're not doing anything, maybe...
411
00:25:28,109 --> 00:25:31,029
we could watch one of the Halloweens?
412
00:25:33,281 --> 00:25:36,076
- I'd like that a lot.
- Great.
413
00:25:36,159 --> 00:25:39,371
I'll fire up the VCR. It's in the bedroom.
414
00:25:48,588 --> 00:25:52,259
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck, this sucks.
415
00:25:52,342 --> 00:25:54,844
This fucking sucks, Mickey.
416
00:25:54,928 --> 00:25:56,805
If I had known you were contagious...
417
00:25:56,888 --> 00:25:58,932
You would have gone
and hung out with your friends,
418
00:25:59,015 --> 00:26:00,809
which is what you wanted to do anyway?
419
00:26:01,685 --> 00:26:03,520
I would've steered clear of you.
420
00:26:03,603 --> 00:26:05,498
I would've washed my hands.
I wouldn't have kissed you.
421
00:26:05,522 --> 00:26:09,609
This is why I did not want your help,
because there's always strings attached.
422
00:26:10,151 --> 00:26:13,613
There are no strings attached
to this, Mickey. Okay?
423
00:26:13,697 --> 00:26:17,617
It's not actually help
when you expect something in return.
424
00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:19,804
- You're always keeping score.
- I'm not keeping score.
425
00:26:19,828 --> 00:26:22,706
You can't believe
I'd wanna be here for you.
426
00:26:22,789 --> 00:26:24,708
Yeah, and you know why
I don't believe that?
427
00:26:24,791 --> 00:26:27,502
'Cause when I told you I was sick,
you hesitated.
428
00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:29,105
No, I didn't wanna come running to you,
429
00:26:29,129 --> 00:26:31,131
because I know that'd be a turn off
for you.
430
00:26:31,214 --> 00:26:32,215
What?
431
00:26:32,799 --> 00:26:34,551
You want me to be an asshole boyfriend.
432
00:26:34,634 --> 00:26:37,095
You want me to be the guy
who's hanging out with his friends
433
00:26:37,178 --> 00:26:39,723
and treats you like shit. I don't know.
434
00:26:39,806 --> 00:26:41,516
Yeah, you don't fucking know!
435
00:26:41,599 --> 00:26:44,728
I dated that guy 16 times.
I don't want that shit anymore.
436
00:26:44,811 --> 00:26:49,566
I don't wanna be the codependent,
clingy guy who comes on too strong...
437
00:26:49,649 --> 00:26:51,151
Be whoever you are!
438
00:26:51,234 --> 00:26:52,819
Then I'm the guy who does stupid shit
439
00:26:52,902 --> 00:26:54,005
because he's scared of getting hurt.
440
00:26:54,029 --> 00:26:56,823
Yeah. Guess what. So's everybody!
441
00:26:56,906 --> 00:27:00,243
Why are you yelling at me?
I just want you to feel better!
442
00:27:00,327 --> 00:27:02,138
I know that you want me to be better
'cause you love me!
443
00:27:02,162 --> 00:27:03,747
Yeah, and you love me!
444
00:27:21,139 --> 00:27:22,140
I love you.
445
00:27:23,391 --> 00:27:25,018
I love you, too.
446
00:27:30,357 --> 00:27:31,941
- This is so dumb.
- I know.
447
00:27:32,025 --> 00:27:33,443
Stupid.
448
00:27:34,110 --> 00:27:35,612
I'm sorry I got you sick.
449
00:27:37,697 --> 00:27:39,532
We'll get through it.
450
00:27:42,952 --> 00:27:43,995
Come here.
451
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:54,547
♪ I like your toothy smile ♪
452
00:27:57,467 --> 00:28:00,804
♪ It never fails to beguile ♪
453
00:28:03,264 --> 00:28:06,476
♪ Whichever way the wind is blowing ♪
454
00:28:08,770 --> 00:28:12,023
♪ I like the way this is going ♪
455
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:20,323
♪ I like the color of your hair ♪
456
00:28:23,284 --> 00:28:26,079
♪ I think we make a handsome pair ♪
457
00:28:28,456 --> 00:28:32,127
♪ I can only see my love growing ♪
458
00:28:34,003 --> 00:28:37,382
♪ I like the way this is going ♪
459
00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:43,263
♪ I like to watch TV with you ♪
460
00:28:45,598 --> 00:28:50,103
♪ There's really nothing
That I would rather do ♪
461
00:28:51,187 --> 00:28:54,065
♪ Then maybe we can go to bed ♪
462
00:28:56,735 --> 00:29:00,029
♪ And get up and do it all again ♪
463
00:29:02,532 --> 00:29:05,326
♪ I like the way your pants fit ♪
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