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Hi, I'm Mickey.
Sex and love addict.
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Hi, Mickey.
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Things are going well right now.
I've got a good boyfriend, good job.
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Now I'm just worried
that I'm gonna act out and ruin it all.
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You know, I'm so used to self-sabotaging
that what if I start doing it,
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and I don't even realize
that I'm doing it?
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It feels like everything's not supposed
to go right at the same time.
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I can't be happy at work
and in my relationship.
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So, now I'm just waiting
for the other shoe to drop.
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How am I gonna fuck this up?
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So far it's been great.
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She's really happy. I'm really happy.
We're really happy together.
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She's killing it at work.
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And...
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I get worried 'cause it makes me wonder...
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did I only like her
'cause she is messed up?
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Do I feel the only reason
she could like me
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is because she's messed up?
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It's an interesting question, Maria.
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And when I'm faced
with a decision like that, I ask myself,
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"Five years from now, what decision
will make future me the most proud?"
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That's always been my guide,
and it's worked well for me so far.
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So, you know,
there's no crime in liking yourself.
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And when I feel anxious,
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I'm gonna breathe through it,
I'm gonna count to ten,
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and I'm going to tell myself
that I fucking deserve to be happy,
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which I still don't believe.
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I do not believe
that I deserve to be happy.
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But one day I'm gonna get there.
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I'm just gonna try not to ruin it today.
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That's all I got.
"Try not to ruin it today."
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Sometimes I feel like
I'm a bowl of mac and cheese.
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You know?
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The first few bites are really great,
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then about halfway in,
you're kind of like...
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"I think I've had enough mac and cheese."
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By the last few bites, you're like,
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"I am never eating mac and cheese again.
This is disgusting."
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Sometimes I feel like I'm her bowl
of mac and cheese.
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I don't want her to get sick of me.
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You wanna know
how the universe works?
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The universe challenges you to force you
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to move to a higher level.
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So, instead of saying,
"Screw you, universe,"
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maybe you should say,
"Thank you, universe."
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And with that, we'll be right back.
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Look at my arm.
Do you see those scratch marks?
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I'll be a Dark One by midnight.
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Unless you take me out first.
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Are you crazy?
I won't kill you.
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You have no choice.
Once I'm a Dark One, I'll destroy you all.
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- Wait a minute.
- She's getting half the words wrong.
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Do we care about that?
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She's also bad at acting.
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We still have time to find the antiserum.
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And I know just where to find it.
Let's go.
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And... cut.
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For fuck's sake. Reset.
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Resetting!
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- Sorry.
- Not a good day to be super hungover.
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Did you go to the MTV thing last night?
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No, I had some friends from out of town.
We were out super late.
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This thing is, like,
up my butt.
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Why am I not in this scene?
This used to be my show.
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I know. It sucks, I'm sorry.
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Do they know how big my movie's gonna be?
I'm gonna be an action figure.
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I know.
They should use you as much as possible.
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My friends won't watch the scenes
I'm not in. They say they're shit.
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My friends are the same.
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It's this fucking haircut.
Did I get ugly or something?
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No, don't say that.
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Let me talk to them.
I'll find out what's happening, okay?
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Hold on. It'll be okay.
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All I'm saying is, it's not real.
Gluten isn't a real thing.
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Five years ago, we didn't know
what gluten was, and we were all living.
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I agree, but the fear of gluten
is very fucking real.
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I need you to get some gluten-free shit,
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or else I'm gonna have some crazy
batshit actresses refusing to work.
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What about the teamsters?
They want donuts with gluten.
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We can't piss off the teamsters.
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- Just make it work.
- Excuse me.
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Sorry, excuse me.
Just a quick teeny-tiny question.
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Is there a reason Arya's not
in this scene?
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I was talking to her,
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and I think she's a little upset
she's not having a bigger part.
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I'm sorry.
What are you, her agent?
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- No, I'm her teacher...
- Yeah, her teacher.
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So, why are you asking me?
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Well, I was talking to her,
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and she seemed kind of upset
that her part's getting smaller.
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- Smaller and smaller.
- You know what? Okay, I'll play.
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I'll play. Yes.
Her part is getting smaller.
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You know why?
I'm fucking concerned about her.
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Okay, I am too, so it's nice to hear that,
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because I think she's really stressed out,
you know, with these new kids.
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I think she feels threatened by them
and she's got a new movie coming out.
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There's a lot pressure there.
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Her parents are getting divorced...
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I know.
I'm not concerned about any of that.
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I am concerned that
she is costing me money. Okay?
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- Okay.
- She's always late.
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Last week, I lost five hours
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because of her, because she was
too distracted to remember her lines,
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and that's her only job.
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She's going through a lot.
She's a kid, okay?
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Hey, you remember what it was like
when we were kids?
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Know what I wasn't doing when I was a kid?
Making $30,000 a week. Were you?
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- No. I had a job at Dairy Queen.
- Mm-hmm.
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Gus, I had an ovarian cyst the size
of a lemon removed last season,
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and you never heard a peep out of me.
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Last season, I found out
I had a 13-year-old son, okay?
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Never met this kid
and I paid for his bar mitzvah.
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I kept my mouth shut, never missed
a call time 'cause that's this business.
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Yeah, I'm really thinking
about killing her off. This is a problem.
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I love it.
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While you're at it, kill off Xander.
He's been a B-word all season.
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- Good idea.
- Right?
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Whoa! Let's just pump the brakes.
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We don't have to kill off anybody.
I can talk to Arya.
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I'll fix this. I'm happy to.
She and I have a very good relationship.
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Yeah, great relationship.
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You know she does an imitation of you
everybody laughs at and you've never seen?
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I've seen that imitation.
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No, you have not. This is different.
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She does an imitation of you
thinking you've seen the imitation.
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- Know what I'm talking about?
- I've seen it.
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- With the backpack?
- Yeah, I've seen that.
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That's the best acting she's done
all season.
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Well, you rib the ones you love,
and she's not ribbing anybody else.
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No, no. This is mean. It's really funny.
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I just need you to do your job.
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Ten-four. I'll handle it.
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- Fred. Come on, fucking fix it.
- Okay.
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So, she could rip out a heart,
or she could rip out a kidney.
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- Kidney.
- Right. Kidney it is.
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So, it would be really great
if Stella could promote the book signing.
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- It's all about first-week sales.
- Of course.
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Getting on that bestseller list.
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If you don't get on that, they take
your book off shelves right away.
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So it'd be really helpful if Stella
could tweet about it or mention it.
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Why don't you tweet about the book?
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I'm off Twitter.
I was getting a lot of trolls.
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Well, a few trolls,
but many aggressive messages.
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Lot of anti-semitism.
I don't know why that was happening.
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I've never confirmed I'm Jewish, so...
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I don't think Stella does marketing
on her Twitter.
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It's not her thing. I'll tweet about it.
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Thanks, thanks.
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No offense, it's not the same, you know.
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You've got, what, 50 followers?
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- Stella's got 200,000? What is it?
- Closer to half a million now, but...
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What? Half a million followers...
How does...
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I have more than 50, also, but...
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I can't force Stella to do anything.
She's an adult woman.
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I gave her the book.
If she likes it, she'll tweet about it.
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I'm talking about a favor.
Have you ever heard about a favor?
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You know what?
Could you be a little more grateful?
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Because Mickey here is
gonna be with you all day.
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I'm giving you Mickey all day
to help you livestream your book event.
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It's not my job.
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You know what? I'm gonna get out of here.
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I am going to prepare myself emotionally
and mentally to meet my fans.
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You might remember them,
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the thousands upon thousands of people
whose love of me built this station.
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Why me?
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It's important for the station
and you know how to deal with him.
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Can't deal with him anymore.
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Did you see who he dedicated his book to?
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Nelson Mandela and Mitch McConnell.
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Well, he's covering the bases there.
Jesus Christ.
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Hey, lunch buddy!
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What's up? What's all the hubbub, bub?
How's it going?
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Bad. I'm trying to be normal
and eat with the crew,
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but no one will sit with me.
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No one will sit with you?
What about this guy?
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He's sitting with ya, right?
How's the script?
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It's really not very good.
There's a kissing scene.
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Yeah, the kissing scene. That's with...
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- It's with Jayke.
- With Jayke?
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Jayke... You know, the actor, Jayke,
the new one.
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- Yeah. I know Jayke. Yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. Have you ever kissed a boy before?
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Gus, I've had, like, five boyfriends.
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All right.
So, you're not nervous about this?
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God, no.
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I'm not Drew Barrymore, but I've lived.
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Okay. If you were nervous,
we could talk about it.
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I better go run my lines. Excuse me.
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- You go run your lines. All right.
- You're distracting me.
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Wait. This isn't gonna work.
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Find out if there's a back entrance.
I'm gonna get mobbed in here.
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How many people are you expecting?
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I don't know. I mean, with social media,
sky's the limit.
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Just... Let's make sure
everybody knows where the fire exits are.
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Yeah, I should probably call
a fire marshal.
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Yeah. Good idea.
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- What have you got there?
- What?
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What's that?
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It's makeup. For glare.
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What? Men can't look beautiful, too?
Only women? Huh?
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- No, no.
- All right. Thank you.
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Fuck. See, that's the thing.
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Once the glare's gone,
the top gets fucking wispy.
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Shit.
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- Hey. Hi.
- Hi, there.
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Hi, I'm from Gravity with Dr. Greg.
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I'm Todd. We talked?
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- Yes, Todd. Hi. Um...
- Yeah.
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What do you think the turnout is gonna be?
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This is gonna be it.
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- This is it?
- Yeah. Yeah.
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- Should we cancel?
- No, no, no. We don't cancel.
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The event? I just set these...
We're ready. We're good to go.
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Dr. Greg is very sensitive.
He won't like these optics.
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We had two people for Barefoot Contessa.
We had a blast. It was incredible.
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Do you ever go door-to-door,
nearby businesses, pull people in for...
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- I can't. I can't leave the premises.
- Really?
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Can we offer them money?
Could we offer people on the street money?
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- I can't do that.
- You can't.
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What else can I do?
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We really shouldn't cancel?
Isn't this bad?
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This is double Barefoot Contessa.
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Why don't you take out some chairs?
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- I can do that.
- All right.
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The optics will be much better.
These people are psyched.
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- This worked for Kelsey Grammer.
- Right.
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This'll work.
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It's a charity event
benefiting the homeless.
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I'm getting an award.
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You can write a couple jokes
about the homeless.
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How much?
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It's a charity event.
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I already give money to the Palestinians.
I'm stretched too thin as it is.
234
00:12:05,933 --> 00:12:07,953
You make jokes about the homeless
all the time.
235
00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:10,354
- Just give me one.
- I don't feel comfortable about this.
236
00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:12,481
- It's not like they'll be there.
- Hey.
237
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:16,068
- Denise, could I talk to you?
- Sure, how's my girl doing?
238
00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:18,779
- Hanging tough, right?
- She's doing well.
239
00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:22,867
I think she's nervous about
this kissing scene with Jayke, you know?
240
00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:25,703
I was thinking maybe there's something
we can do to help her.
241
00:12:26,328 --> 00:12:27,872
Maybe get some mom advice?
242
00:12:27,955 --> 00:12:32,418
Uh... No. No. I mean, she's 14,
and she is batshit crazy,
243
00:12:32,501 --> 00:12:35,379
and she doesn't talk to me anymore,
so, I can't.
244
00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:37,923
No. You gotta step away,
let her ride it out.
245
00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:41,135
Okay. I just wanted to make sure
Arya felt good about the scene.
246
00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:42,618
You know what? She's gonna be fine.
247
00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:45,514
- I have to take this, okay?
- Okay.
248
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:48,726
Hey, Jen.
Are you going to SoulCycle tonight?
249
00:12:48,809 --> 00:12:50,978
Concerned about your daughter.
That's all.
250
00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:54,315
Is the bread gluten-free?
251
00:12:54,398 --> 00:12:58,777
No. It's bread. Normal bread.
Bread-bread. There's gluten in the bread.
252
00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:00,321
Do you have Ezekiel bread?
253
00:13:00,404 --> 00:13:02,531
- "Ezekiel bread"?
- Yeah.
254
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:06,076
There's two types of bread, white bread
and brown bread. Pick a side.
255
00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:08,579
You know what, are these berries organic?
256
00:13:09,371 --> 00:13:11,874
Dude, organic is a lie.
That's corporate interest, man.
257
00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:14,168
It's fine. The carrots will work.
258
00:13:14,251 --> 00:13:15,920
Bugs Bunny, eat the Twizzlers.
259
00:13:16,003 --> 00:13:18,589
- I don't like Twizzlers.
- Eat. Hey!
260
00:13:18,672 --> 00:13:21,091
Hey, what's up, Mr. C?
261
00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:24,094
Mr. C? I like that, that's very cool.
262
00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:26,597
I just wanted to ask you
for a little favor.
263
00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:30,601
Arya's stressing out about the scene
you're shooting later today.
264
00:13:30,684 --> 00:13:31,894
- Yeah?
- Yeah, yeah.
265
00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:35,856
I was thinking maybe the two of you
could get together, rehearse.
266
00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:37,191
It might help her out.
267
00:13:37,274 --> 00:13:39,068
Plus, you haven't
spent much time together.
268
00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:40,611
Yeah, yeah. I know.
269
00:13:40,694 --> 00:13:43,948
I've been busy with the show and my music.
270
00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:46,492
I also spend ten hours a week
on my self-care.
271
00:13:46,575 --> 00:13:48,953
Wow. Ten hours. That's a lot.
272
00:13:50,454 --> 00:13:53,582
- Uh... So, could you?
- Yeah. I'll rehearse with her.
273
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:54,833
- For sure.
- All right.
274
00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:58,087
Hey, look at that 1,000-kilowatt smile
on that guy.
275
00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:00,589
Thanks.
276
00:14:02,049 --> 00:14:05,094
As your friend, I got to let you know
you sound like a pedophile sometimes.
277
00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:08,347
I know. I realized
as it was coming out of my mouth.
278
00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:12,226
His smile? Way too specific.
It's like you've been studying his mouth.
279
00:14:12,309 --> 00:14:13,644
Get out his face. He's a preteen.
280
00:14:13,727 --> 00:14:15,287
- His nuts haven't dropped yet.
- Right.
281
00:14:15,437 --> 00:14:17,147
I got your note, Kev. Thank you.
282
00:14:23,612 --> 00:14:26,323
I don't know how to tell you this,
so I'm gonna come out with it.
283
00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:27,575
There aren't a lot of people.
284
00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:29,743
What do you mean?
Give me a ballpark.
285
00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:33,873
If there was a ballpark that held
four people, it would be sold out.
286
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:37,918
Fucking shit! Four people?
There's four fucking people in there?
287
00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:41,463
You always said if you could reach
just one person then...
288
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:44,758
I didn't literally just mean
one person, okay?
289
00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:46,051
I'm not going in.
290
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:48,721
I hope you have a plan to fix this,
considering it is your fault.
291
00:14:48,804 --> 00:14:50,389
- My fault?
- Yes.
292
00:14:50,472 --> 00:14:52,516
If you weren't spending
so much time with Stella,
293
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:53,684
you could've promoted this.
294
00:14:53,767 --> 00:14:56,020
Why don't we call it off?
We can go home.
295
00:14:56,103 --> 00:14:59,064
You're telling me,
in a city of millions of people,
296
00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:01,358
you can't find 40 that need help?
297
00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:03,652
How will I find 40 people
in the next half hour
298
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:04,570
to come into this thing?
299
00:15:04,653 --> 00:15:08,908
I don't know, but you better do it.
Fill it up! Fill it up, Mickey!
300
00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:10,618
All right. I will!
301
00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:12,620
All right. Fill it up!
302
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:19,460
Hi! Could I interest you in coming in here
and listening to...
303
00:15:19,543 --> 00:15:20,628
I have an appointment.
304
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,550
Hey, I don't really need to hear all
of the rejections.
305
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:29,303
- Okay.
- Maybe take it down there, huh?
306
00:15:29,386 --> 00:15:30,930
All right. I'm gonna figure this out.
307
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:41,482
"Now we've got nine dead
on our side, because I wasn't there."
308
00:15:41,565 --> 00:15:44,026
"Fine. You want the real answer?"
309
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,903
"We don't have time for anything else."
310
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:49,573
"I'd rather lose nine of them
than one of you. Okay?"
311
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:51,075
"What did you say?"
312
00:15:51,158 --> 00:15:53,619
"I can live without them,
but I can't live without you."
313
00:15:54,161 --> 00:15:58,332
- And then we kiss. Cool! All right.
- Yep.
314
00:15:58,415 --> 00:16:00,876
Sorry, I'm not the best actor
315
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,562
- Shut up. You're amazing.
- for you to do this with.
316
00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:04,964
You've got it.
317
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:08,092
You're amazing, and then...
I don't know.
318
00:16:08,175 --> 00:16:10,010
You're the best in the new cast.
319
00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:13,931
Thanks. You don't have to say that.
It's not a competition.
320
00:16:14,556 --> 00:16:16,892
- A little bit.
- Yeah.
321
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:21,772
- I heard you do music.
- Really? How'd you know that?
322
00:16:21,855 --> 00:16:24,483
I mean, there's a giant organ
right behind you!
323
00:16:24,566 --> 00:16:28,946
Okay. Yeah, I bring it with me,
wherever I can.
324
00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:32,616
Hey, do you actually have time
to hear a song that I wrote?
325
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:33,617
Yeah.
326
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:35,536
I never play it for anyone. I wrote it.
327
00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:39,289
It's about how the people you love
the most can exploit you the most.
328
00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:41,667
That's my life story,
so I'm sure I'll love it.
329
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,919
Okay, I've never played it
for anyone, so...
330
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,629
- I'm ready.
- All right.
331
00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:49,633
This one... Hold on, let me find it...
332
00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:52,219
This is called "I Am Not Only Yours."
333
00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:56,724
♪ I'm not only yours ♪
334
00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:58,600
- Oh! Hear that beat? That beat?
- Yes.
335
00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:02,062
♪ What I have is what I earned ♪
336
00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:06,316
♪ I'll share it with you, ooh-ooh ♪
337
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,110
You!
338
00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:09,820
♪ If you share you with me, too ♪
339
00:17:09,903 --> 00:17:13,615
Wait, this chorus... Wait for it.
It's about to drop.
340
00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:17,494
♪ Who are we? Who are we? ♪
341
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:22,082
♪ Who are we? Who are we? ♪
342
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:25,586
Come on, sing it. No, no, no, no.
343
00:17:25,669 --> 00:17:28,172
♪ Who are we? ♪
344
00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:29,465
There we go. There we go.
345
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:31,550
♪ Who are we? Who are we? ♪
346
00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:32,718
♪ Who we are ♪
347
00:17:32,801 --> 00:17:34,053
It's very good.
348
00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:35,721
- Thank you.
- It's so original.
349
00:17:35,804 --> 00:17:38,682
- I've never heard anything like that.
- Wow. Thanks.
350
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:42,352
- Who helped you make that? It's amazing.
- Justin Bieber's engineer's friend.
351
00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:46,648
Well, I mean, that's still
pretty close to Justin Bieber.
352
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,275
- I mean, it's amazing.
- Oh, I know.
353
00:17:48,358 --> 00:17:50,118
I was stoked
whenever I got to work with him.
354
00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:51,653
That's crazy. I loved it.
355
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:55,365
Thank you.
Hey, we should take a trailer pic.
356
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:56,825
- Yeah.
- And post it. Let's see.
357
00:17:57,326 --> 00:18:00,621
Come on. Do, like, a gangster sign.
358
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:03,874
What?
359
00:18:03,957 --> 00:18:05,852
Oh, God. Please don't post that
without a filter.
360
00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:09,797
Yeah, right. I'm gonna post it
when you leave to piss you off.
361
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,840
- Oh, God, no. Please don't.
- Yeah.
362
00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:15,886
That one's cute, though. Oh, God. No!
363
00:18:15,969 --> 00:18:18,639
- You look great in that one. Stop.
- I look so bad.
364
00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:29,024
Hi. Sorry to interrupt.
Uh... How's this meeting?
365
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,276
It's good. It's good.
I mean, it just ended, but...
366
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:34,613
Oh, yeah. I don't live nearby,
so I've never been to it before.
367
00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:38,367
But, um... I was wondering
if I could ask you guys for a favor.
368
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:40,744
I've got a friend
who's in distress right now.
369
00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:42,371
- What's going on?
- Well...
370
00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:45,791
Have you heard of this gentleman?
371
00:18:45,874 --> 00:18:48,210
Yeah, I know him.
I listen to this.
372
00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:49,128
You do?
373
00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:51,130
Great. He's a radio psychologist,
374
00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:53,507
and he's got this book event
happening across the street,
375
00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:55,467
and not that many people showed up.
376
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:59,721
So, it'd be a real favor to me
and an act of service if you could come...
377
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,765
Like, talking about right now?
378
00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:05,602
Like, 20 minutes.
You can finish your cigarette. Like...
379
00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:07,855
- Um... I'm down. I'm good.
- Yeah, I can.
380
00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:09,565
- I got nothing to do.
- Yeah.
381
00:19:14,778 --> 00:19:18,532
From Witchita, it's Arya Hopkins.
382
00:19:18,615 --> 00:19:22,995
With musical guest Blind Melon.
383
00:19:23,078 --> 00:19:25,330
Jesus, Gus. Get some new material.
384
00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:27,624
You're smiling. I see it.
385
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:30,335
You in a better mood? Take it
you had a good rehearsal with Jayke.
386
00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:34,548
Yeah, it went well. He said
he would post a picture of us.
387
00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:37,718
He did, huh? That's a big deal?
388
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:39,428
- Kinda.
- Yeah.
389
00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:41,555
I noticed he never posts
any pictures of me.
390
00:19:41,638 --> 00:19:44,433
A little messed up, right?
Just a little hurt.
391
00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:46,143
What's that? Is that the picture?
392
00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:51,773
♪ What I have is what I earn ♪
393
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:53,835
- Who's filming this?
- Looking so good.
394
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:56,695
Uh... Jayke. Maybe he's doing a selfie.
395
00:19:56,778 --> 00:19:59,281
- Whose voice is that?
- So sick.
396
00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:00,490
Is that Brooklyn?
397
00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:03,160
Doesn't sound like her. I don't think so.
398
00:20:03,827 --> 00:20:05,120
Who's filming?
399
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,705
- Could be his mom.
- Jesus!
400
00:20:06,788 --> 00:20:07,956
Maybe it's his mom.
401
00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:13,462
♪ Who are we? Who are we? ♪
402
00:20:15,672 --> 00:20:18,091
♪ Who are we? Who are we? ♪
403
00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:19,426
♪ Who we are ♪
404
00:20:19,509 --> 00:20:21,136
Hey, Arya.
405
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:24,348
Saw the latest cuts of the show.
Strong, very strong.
406
00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:27,142
Thank you so much. The writing
is great this year, right?
407
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,728
- Too modest. She won't take credit.
- Stop.
408
00:20:29,811 --> 00:20:31,230
Won't take credit.
409
00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:37,903
Oh, my God. Everybody, it's Arya Hopkins
from Witchita.
410
00:20:37,986 --> 00:20:40,239
Guys, I got to go! I'm late to set.
411
00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:42,115
Well, everybody wave to Arya.
412
00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:44,576
Sing it with me. Sing it.
413
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,912
♪ Who are we? Who are we? ♪
414
00:20:46,995 --> 00:20:48,830
Yeah!
415
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:51,667
♪ Who are we? Who are we? ♪
416
00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:56,713
♪ I'm not only yours ♪
417
00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:02,302
"As the caller I knew only
as Fran from Irwindale,
418
00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:06,348
stammered a thank you
between sobs of gratitude, I told her,
419
00:21:07,182 --> 00:21:10,644
'Thank yourself. You did the hard work.
420
00:21:10,727 --> 00:21:12,938
I only showed you the way.'
421
00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:18,902
Three years later,
I learned they had a beautiful baby boy.
422
00:21:19,444 --> 00:21:20,654
They named him Greg.
423
00:21:23,615 --> 00:21:25,284
I never asked why."
424
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:32,582
That was powerful.
425
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:35,043
Now it's time for some questions.
426
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:36,795
Sir?
427
00:21:36,878 --> 00:21:39,798
- Will there be food?
- No, sir.
428
00:21:41,049 --> 00:21:42,676
Hi. I have a question.
429
00:21:42,759 --> 00:21:43,927
Great. What's your name?
430
00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:47,431
Fran from Irwindale, from your book.
431
00:21:47,514 --> 00:21:48,765
Yes. Yow...
432
00:21:50,183 --> 00:21:53,395
It's great to see ya, uh... Fran.
433
00:21:54,354 --> 00:21:55,814
What's your question?
434
00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:58,734
Is the whole book bullshit
or just the part about me?
435
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:13,582
Gus! Gus! I've been looking
everywhere for you.
436
00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:15,268
- What's up?
- Do you know what's going on?
437
00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:16,126
No, I...
438
00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:17,854
Arya is stuck in her trailer.
She locked herself in.
439
00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:19,731
She won't come out.
She's having a meltdown on Instagram.
440
00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:20,589
Are you serious?
441
00:22:20,672 --> 00:22:23,050
Yeah. She's on Instagram,
posting all these sad photos.
442
00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:25,302
- Look at this. Meltdown.
- Oh, my God.
443
00:22:25,385 --> 00:22:26,553
- Meltdown.
- Oh, my God.
444
00:22:26,636 --> 00:22:29,514
- Meltdown. It's bad, man. It is bad.
- Fuck.
445
00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:31,391
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah.
446
00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:34,394
- Holy shit!
- Yeah.
447
00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:36,813
No. I was just on her Instagram.
She wasn't doing this.
448
00:22:36,897 --> 00:22:40,150
- This is her Finsta account.
- She lets you follow her Finsta?
449
00:22:40,233 --> 00:22:41,985
Yeah. You don't?
450
00:22:43,361 --> 00:22:46,698
I'm sure I do. I don't check.
I don't care about that stuff...
451
00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:48,533
I don't have time
to deal with this, okay?
452
00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:51,203
Just fix this. Go in there.
You can talk to her.
453
00:22:51,286 --> 00:22:53,580
- What? Okay, let's go.
- Go. Go.
454
00:22:53,663 --> 00:22:56,124
No. Get off.
You're not getting on here.
455
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:58,227
You got the cart, let's go.
We can get there faster.
456
00:22:58,251 --> 00:23:00,813
I got the cart so I can get a doughnut.
You are walking to her trailer.
457
00:23:00,837 --> 00:23:03,173
Okay, get your fucking doughnut then, man.
458
00:23:03,673 --> 00:23:04,925
Go get your doughnut.
459
00:23:06,927 --> 00:23:09,805
You changed the story of my life.
460
00:23:09,888 --> 00:23:13,016
You lied about what happened to me.
That's all fake.
461
00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:15,685
- Okay, hold on.
- There is no "baby Greg."
462
00:23:15,769 --> 00:23:20,398
Okay, okay. I may have altered
a couple details. That's true.
463
00:23:20,482 --> 00:23:22,943
You said my husband and I
got back together.
464
00:23:23,026 --> 00:23:27,322
I made some adjustments,
both for clarity and brevity.
465
00:23:27,405 --> 00:23:30,700
I had to make a certain page count here
466
00:23:30,784 --> 00:23:33,453
and use it as a teaching tool.
467
00:23:33,537 --> 00:23:35,330
- You're a fraud, Colter.
- Okay.
468
00:23:35,413 --> 00:23:38,041
- Notice how I didn't call you "doctor"?
- Yeah, I did.
469
00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:41,044
And I would appreciate it
if you did call me "doctor,"
470
00:23:41,128 --> 00:23:44,297
because that's my legal stage name.
It has been for many years.
471
00:23:44,381 --> 00:23:47,676
You rewrote my life! My life is over!
472
00:23:47,759 --> 00:23:52,389
I'm divorced with children!
And my husband's fucking other women!
473
00:23:52,472 --> 00:23:55,767
Look, your husband
was not sexually satisfied,
474
00:23:55,851 --> 00:24:00,063
and I told him he needed to explore that
if this relationship was going to work.
475
00:24:00,147 --> 00:24:04,109
He is very satisfied!
I satisfy my husband!
476
00:24:04,192 --> 00:24:07,654
He was... We were very happy
in the bedroom!
477
00:24:07,737 --> 00:24:12,117
Well, satisfied husbands don't go
and fuck whores in Thailand,
478
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:13,034
last time I checked!
479
00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:16,872
No, don't go. Please stay! Don't leave!
Don't leave! Don't leave. Um...
480
00:24:16,955 --> 00:24:18,832
- Are we on the air right now?
- Oh, yeah.
481
00:24:18,915 --> 00:24:20,834
Shit. Okay.
482
00:24:20,917 --> 00:24:25,130
For those who are listening at home,
there was a deranged woman.
483
00:24:25,213 --> 00:24:28,258
We booted her crazy ass out of here.
484
00:24:28,341 --> 00:24:33,555
And we are seeking the proper help
to assist her
485
00:24:33,638 --> 00:24:36,558
in her... her... her...
her hopeful healing.
486
00:24:36,641 --> 00:24:40,187
- Anybody else have any questions?
- Yeah, I have a question.
487
00:24:40,270 --> 00:24:42,397
I really don't want to talk
about the book right now.
488
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:46,526
Yeah, I don't think anybody in here
wants to talk about the book.
489
00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:47,944
Okay.
490
00:24:48,028 --> 00:24:50,906
My question is
what's hurting you right now, man?
491
00:24:50,989 --> 00:24:51,989
Yeah.
492
00:24:53,408 --> 00:24:54,242
Come on, man.
493
00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:55,869
It's okay, man.
494
00:25:13,220 --> 00:25:14,220
Hey, Arya.
495
00:25:16,973 --> 00:25:19,893
Look, uh... I'm sorry.
I know how you feel.
496
00:25:19,976 --> 00:25:21,061
You don't.
497
00:25:21,978 --> 00:25:23,230
No, I do. I...
498
00:25:23,813 --> 00:25:25,613
I know what it's like
to have my heart broken.
499
00:25:25,690 --> 00:25:29,778
I know what it's like to kiss somebody
who doesn't want to kiss you back.
500
00:25:29,861 --> 00:25:32,405
Well, I don't. I've never kissed anyone.
501
00:25:32,489 --> 00:25:35,992
What are you talking about?
You said you had boyfriends.
502
00:25:36,076 --> 00:25:37,076
Obviously, I lied.
503
00:25:37,118 --> 00:25:39,829
I don't have any friends.
I don't go to school.
504
00:25:39,913 --> 00:25:41,793
All the boys that know me,
they're scared of me,
505
00:25:41,831 --> 00:25:43,291
'cause I made seven figures.
506
00:25:46,461 --> 00:25:48,004
I'm sorry you're going through this.
507
00:25:49,422 --> 00:25:52,133
I just don't understand
why it has to be like this.
508
00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:55,011
Do you want to hear
an embarrassing story from my life
509
00:25:55,095 --> 00:25:56,638
that might make you feel better?
510
00:25:58,682 --> 00:26:05,230
Yeah, the first time I kissed a girl
was after I saw The Truman Show.
511
00:26:06,273 --> 00:26:08,817
And I cried so hard...
512
00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:12,070
that my date kissed me just
to make me feel better.
513
00:26:12,445 --> 00:26:13,738
That's ridiculous.
514
00:26:13,822 --> 00:26:16,583
She thought I was ridiculous, too.
The next day, she broke up with me.
515
00:26:17,158 --> 00:26:18,158
I don't blame her.
516
00:26:18,201 --> 00:26:19,869
That's not even a sad movie.
517
00:26:19,953 --> 00:26:21,222
I wasn't crying 'cause it was sad.
518
00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:23,206
I was crying about
the predicament Truman was in.
519
00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:24,833
The predicament was bullshit.
520
00:26:24,916 --> 00:26:27,877
There's cameras everywhere for 30 years
and he didn't see one.
521
00:26:29,129 --> 00:26:31,589
I think his predicament was that
522
00:26:31,673 --> 00:26:35,802
he spent his whole life on the set
of a TV show. I don't know if...
523
00:26:35,885 --> 00:26:38,179
maybe you can empathize with that.
524
00:26:38,763 --> 00:26:42,058
Well, now I can't do the scene.
I can't kiss someone that I hate.
525
00:26:42,142 --> 00:26:43,685
It's my first kiss!
526
00:26:43,768 --> 00:26:47,397
Arya, I'm not going to lie to you.
This situation sucks.
527
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:51,651
Okay? It sucks.
528
00:26:52,777 --> 00:26:55,405
But you know what you can do
nobody else can?
529
00:26:56,531 --> 00:27:00,327
You can take all that sadness
and all that anger,
530
00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:02,245
and go out there and use it.
531
00:27:03,997 --> 00:27:05,623
And make gold.
532
00:27:09,252 --> 00:27:10,587
I don't even know.
533
00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:17,635
Believe in yourself, Arya.
534
00:27:17,719 --> 00:27:19,971
You got this.
535
00:27:20,055 --> 00:27:21,264
Stop.
536
00:27:22,724 --> 00:27:24,604
When it comes down to it,
I'm this...
537
00:27:25,852 --> 00:27:28,313
- lonely piece of shit...
- Mm-hmm.
538
00:27:28,396 --> 00:27:31,316
sitting in a booth...
539
00:27:31,399 --> 00:27:37,530
just spouting out ego over the airwaves,
every second of the day.
540
00:27:37,614 --> 00:27:40,450
Just... "Listen to me! Listen to me!"
541
00:27:41,034 --> 00:27:44,537
- Your boyfriend really can talk a lot.
- That's the whole thing.
542
00:27:44,621 --> 00:27:46,581
He's not my boyfriend.
Why would you say that?
543
00:27:46,664 --> 00:27:48,249
'Cause of the connection you have.
544
00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:51,086
We're colleagues. This is work for me.
545
00:27:51,169 --> 00:27:53,421
You're available?
Do you think we can be a couple?
546
00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:54,964
No, I have a boyfriend.
547
00:27:55,548 --> 00:27:57,550
That's clear. That is clear.
548
00:27:57,634 --> 00:27:59,928
- You know what would help you?
- What?
549
00:28:01,179 --> 00:28:04,432
Start getting really, really honest
with yourself.
550
00:28:05,475 --> 00:28:07,477
I mean, really honest.
551
00:28:09,646 --> 00:28:13,316
I lied. I lied in my book
552
00:28:14,109 --> 00:28:16,694
because I didn't think
the truth was enough,
553
00:28:16,778 --> 00:28:18,780
because I didn't think I was enough.
554
00:28:18,863 --> 00:28:22,534
Even the blind kid story you told
that got partial vision back?
555
00:28:22,617 --> 00:28:23,868
He's dead.
556
00:28:23,952 --> 00:28:26,121
- Jesus Christ.
- Oh, wow.
557
00:28:26,204 --> 00:28:29,457
When I called those people
to see how they were doing,
558
00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:32,627
they were all significantly...
559
00:28:33,253 --> 00:28:35,630
more fucked up than they were...
560
00:28:37,924 --> 00:28:39,008
before.
561
00:28:39,592 --> 00:28:41,720
There it is. Let it come. Let it...
562
00:28:41,803 --> 00:28:43,614
- There's the healing.
- Healing's in the feelings, man.
563
00:28:43,638 --> 00:28:45,919
- There's your healing.
- Healing's in the feelings. Yeah.
564
00:28:45,974 --> 00:28:47,642
- He's doing really good.
- Yeah, he is.
565
00:28:48,643 --> 00:28:52,522
All right, Greg. So, if you stopped
giving advice altogether,
566
00:28:52,605 --> 00:28:55,608
you just stop doing
what you're doing, completely...
567
00:28:57,193 --> 00:28:58,194
who would you be?
568
00:28:58,278 --> 00:29:00,780
Wait, don't tell him
to stop giving advice.
569
00:29:00,864 --> 00:29:03,575
That's why I'm here.
I came down to ask my question.
570
00:29:03,658 --> 00:29:05,326
Dr. Greg, first-time caller.
571
00:29:05,410 --> 00:29:09,414
I got a question.
I have a hard time getting off.
572
00:29:09,998 --> 00:29:13,710
Unless a stranger
just punches me in the face.
573
00:29:13,793 --> 00:29:15,503
Is that wrong?
574
00:29:15,587 --> 00:29:19,340
And with that, it is time for us
to get back to the office.
575
00:29:20,425 --> 00:29:21,259
Come on, Dr. Greg.
576
00:29:21,342 --> 00:29:23,803
Thank you so much, all of you.
What a wonderful audience.
577
00:29:23,887 --> 00:29:26,222
And what a healing experience
this has proved to be.
578
00:29:26,306 --> 00:29:28,099
Scene mark.
579
00:29:36,608 --> 00:29:39,152
Okay, settle, settle, please.
580
00:29:41,404 --> 00:29:44,157
And... action!
581
00:29:46,993 --> 00:29:49,329
Listen, I didn't want to have to ask,
but I need your help.
582
00:29:49,412 --> 00:29:51,724
They're not gonna stop coming
unless we close this hell mouth.
583
00:29:51,748 --> 00:29:53,708
Unbelievable! You told me
to go home last night
584
00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:55,102
when you knew they were gonna attack.
585
00:29:55,126 --> 00:29:56,419
I wanted to protect you!
586
00:29:56,503 --> 00:29:58,963
Good. Great! You protected me.
Now nine of us are dead.
587
00:29:59,047 --> 00:30:01,216
Fine. Want to know the real reason?
588
00:30:01,299 --> 00:30:02,926
We don't have time for anything else.
589
00:30:03,009 --> 00:30:06,179
I'd rather lose nine of them
than one of you. Okay?
590
00:30:06,262 --> 00:30:07,305
What did you say?
591
00:30:08,515 --> 00:30:11,684
I can live without them,
but I can't live without you.
592
00:30:27,575 --> 00:30:31,412
Well, I can live without you.
593
00:30:37,293 --> 00:30:38,753
Was that okay?
594
00:30:40,296 --> 00:30:41,130
Yeah.
595
00:30:41,214 --> 00:30:43,383
Fuck... Cut!
596
00:30:43,466 --> 00:30:44,466
Cutting.
597
00:30:46,344 --> 00:30:47,887
Jesus Christ.
598
00:30:49,806 --> 00:30:51,474
I'm so embarrassed.
599
00:30:52,392 --> 00:30:53,560
Don't be.
600
00:30:53,643 --> 00:30:56,145
Look, I'm no stranger to public meltdowns.
601
00:30:57,272 --> 00:30:59,607
People heard that on their radios.
602
00:31:01,734 --> 00:31:05,488
Yeah, but this is where
your low ratings actually serve you,
603
00:31:05,572 --> 00:31:07,866
because not that many people heard it.
604
00:31:09,492 --> 00:31:11,160
Bet you love this, don't you?
605
00:31:11,786 --> 00:31:14,455
Seeing me shattered
with my guts on the floor?
606
00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:19,627
Yeah, but just because it's made you
a little bit closer to a human being.
607
00:31:22,964 --> 00:31:25,174
Hey, someone bought your book.
608
00:31:27,218 --> 00:31:28,052
I appreciate it.
609
00:31:28,136 --> 00:31:30,430
Well, I charged it to the station.
610
00:31:34,601 --> 00:31:36,477
What are you gonna do with that?
611
00:31:37,687 --> 00:31:38,687
I don't know.
612
00:31:39,647 --> 00:31:43,526
Maybe Gus and I'll get jacked up
on caffeine and act out chapters.
613
00:31:46,654 --> 00:31:47,822
Sounds like fun.
614
00:31:47,906 --> 00:31:50,158
Oh, it will be.
615
00:31:57,957 --> 00:32:00,293
- I'm gonna go to sleep.
- Okay.
616
00:32:31,783 --> 00:32:34,160
- Hi.
- Hey. Hello.
617
00:32:39,374 --> 00:32:40,500
- Hey.
- Hi.
618
00:32:40,583 --> 00:32:42,502
Mmm. What's up?
619
00:32:42,585 --> 00:32:46,673
Well, Bertie and Randy went
to dinner and a movie.
620
00:32:46,756 --> 00:32:48,216
Oh! Which movie?
621
00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:50,927
No...
622
00:32:54,889 --> 00:32:56,849
Ah. I see.
623
00:33:03,815 --> 00:33:05,608
You know what?
We should fuck in this room.
624
00:33:05,692 --> 00:33:07,193
Let's fuck in every room.
625
00:33:12,031 --> 00:33:13,324
Oh, boy.
626
00:33:13,408 --> 00:33:16,119
We had sex in Bertie's room.
627
00:33:16,202 --> 00:33:19,622
I know. We're like two wolves,
marking their territory.
628
00:33:19,706 --> 00:33:21,666
Like, "This is ours. Stay away!"
629
00:33:21,749 --> 00:33:23,334
She's never gonna know.
630
00:33:23,418 --> 00:33:24,836
- That's the best part.
- I know.
631
00:33:24,919 --> 00:33:26,546
She'll never know.
632
00:33:29,215 --> 00:33:30,383
Crazy.
633
00:33:31,676 --> 00:33:33,302
How was it with Arya today?
634
00:33:33,386 --> 00:33:36,180
It was good.
I mean, it got a little crazy there.
635
00:33:36,264 --> 00:33:40,101
She wasn't coming out of her trailer.
Everybody was flipping out and...
636
00:33:40,935 --> 00:33:43,521
I don't know.
I went in there, and we talked,
637
00:33:43,604 --> 00:33:47,108
and then she went out and she killed it.
638
00:33:48,109 --> 00:33:50,028
- Really?
- Yeah, she was awesome.
639
00:33:50,111 --> 00:33:51,904
And not just like child actor good,
640
00:33:51,988 --> 00:33:55,491
I mean, like, Jessica Chastain good.
Alicia Vikander good.
641
00:33:55,575 --> 00:33:57,118
Well, I love Chastain.
642
00:33:57,201 --> 00:33:58,286
She's the best.
643
00:33:59,746 --> 00:34:01,956
I don't know, it was cool.
Like, I went in there...
644
00:34:02,915 --> 00:34:06,961
and she was angry and sad.
645
00:34:07,045 --> 00:34:10,590
I said, "Just go out there
and turn it into art."
646
00:34:13,217 --> 00:34:14,343
Felt like I was directing.
647
00:34:14,427 --> 00:34:17,221
Yeah, of course you did.
'Cause you're good.
648
00:34:17,305 --> 00:34:20,808
- Mmm...
- You should just do it. Make your movie.
649
00:34:21,601 --> 00:34:24,896
- What? Like the Rear Window thing?
- Yes!
650
00:34:24,979 --> 00:34:26,731
Look, you saved money...
651
00:34:26,814 --> 00:34:28,524
You've got friends that could help.
652
00:34:28,608 --> 00:34:31,235
Just call in every favor
and make the thing.
653
00:34:33,404 --> 00:34:35,531
That could be good.
I could do that. That'd be easy.
654
00:34:35,615 --> 00:34:36,824
Yeah! Look at me.
655
00:34:36,908 --> 00:34:39,148
I didn't think I could be a producer,
and I'm killing it.
656
00:34:39,410 --> 00:34:42,914
Yeah, I have to say, "I'm a director,"
and then I'm a director, so...
657
00:34:43,539 --> 00:34:46,084
- I'm a director. I can fucking do this.
- You're a director!
658
00:34:46,667 --> 00:34:48,127
Are you hard again?
659
00:34:48,211 --> 00:34:49,462
I already came again.
660
00:34:49,545 --> 00:34:51,464
Well, then, we're gonna fuck!
661
00:34:51,547 --> 00:34:56,469
♪ Baby, love is strange ♪
662
00:34:58,387 --> 00:35:01,057
♪ Many, many people ♪
663
00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:04,602
♪ They take it for a game ♪
664
00:35:06,229 --> 00:35:08,940
♪ My sweet baby ♪
665
00:35:09,941 --> 00:35:12,110
♪ Love is strange ♪
666
00:35:12,652 --> 00:35:16,531
♪ Yeah, yeah, many, many people ♪
667
00:35:17,573 --> 00:35:20,034
♪ Take it for a game ♪
668
00:35:20,409 --> 00:35:23,871
♪ Yeah, yeah, love is strange ♪
669
00:35:25,998 --> 00:35:31,170
♪ Love is strange ♪
670
00:35:52,358 --> 00:35:56,445
♪ Yeah, yeah, many, many people ♪
671
00:35:57,697 --> 00:35:59,574
♪ Take it for a game ♪
672
00:35:59,657 --> 00:36:03,578
♪ Yeah, yeah, love is strange ♪
673
00:36:05,621 --> 00:36:09,542
♪ Love is strange ♪
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