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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:19,958 --> 00:03:21,166 This is Bhopal... 2 00:03:21,583 --> 00:03:24,791 I won't bore you with what's famous here... 3 00:03:24,916 --> 00:03:27,166 That's all on Google anyway. 4 00:03:27,375 --> 00:03:30,208 I'm going to tell you about a man 5 00:03:30,250 --> 00:03:32,333 Google itself is trying to figure out... 6 00:03:32,458 --> 00:03:35,500 wondering why the hell his stars are so cursed... 7 00:03:35,583 --> 00:03:39,083 so cursed that he's always running from trouble. 8 00:03:55,791 --> 00:03:58,583 This here is my childhood friend, Mohan Sharma. 9 00:03:59,125 --> 00:04:01,208 Today Mohan's running "from" marriage... 10 00:04:01,250 --> 00:04:02,666 but there was a time... 11 00:04:02,750 --> 00:04:05,291 when he was running around "to" get married. 12 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:08,458 The skies are clear, 13 00:04:08,541 --> 00:04:10,500 both players are clear on their game plan too. 14 00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:12,833 Both are proceeding towards their goal. 15 00:04:12,916 --> 00:04:16,583 Nothing can stop them from winning today. 16 00:04:16,666 --> 00:04:18,750 This pair is going to create history. 17 00:04:18,833 --> 00:04:19,833 Bam! 18 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:28,041 And this is the love of his life... 19 00:04:28,125 --> 00:04:29,166 Saniya Hussain. 20 00:04:29,583 --> 00:04:31,208 Mohan Sharma and Saniya Hussain... 21 00:04:31,458 --> 00:04:32,625 Get it? 22 00:04:32,708 --> 00:04:34,083 You do, right? 23 00:04:34,291 --> 00:04:36,083 But their families didn't. 24 00:04:36,291 --> 00:04:38,166 Both sides were dead against it... 25 00:04:38,416 --> 00:04:40,166 Neither did his "papa" approve of it nor did her "abba." 26 00:04:40,541 --> 00:04:42,958 So they went looking for help from Baba. 27 00:04:43,916 --> 00:04:46,708 Bow your heads before all, whether it's Kashi or Kaba, 28 00:04:46,791 --> 00:04:50,208 Get solution for every problem from Engineer Baba! 29 00:04:51,250 --> 00:04:52,000 Shall we? 30 00:04:54,250 --> 00:04:56,916 You sure going this high up will help? 31 00:04:57,208 --> 00:04:58,708 I've got faith in the One above... 32 00:04:59,708 --> 00:05:00,916 and this one's perched pretty high too. 33 00:05:17,291 --> 00:05:25,083 In every journey, I want you near, 34 00:05:25,208 --> 00:05:33,083 Your sight's the only thing I hold dear. 35 00:05:33,291 --> 00:05:41,166 I want to live where your heartbeat stays, 36 00:05:41,208 --> 00:05:48,333 In my thoughts forever too, through endless days. 37 00:05:48,500 --> 00:05:52,375 I wish to steal you from the world's hold, 38 00:05:52,541 --> 00:05:56,583 I ask God for you and nothing more, 39 00:05:56,666 --> 00:06:04,458 I'll never let you go, 40 00:06:04,541 --> 00:06:12,666 I am in love with you with all my heart and soul. 41 00:06:12,750 --> 00:06:20,166 I am in love with you with all my heart and soul. 42 00:06:21,208 --> 00:06:29,125 In every journey, I want you near, 43 00:06:29,250 --> 00:06:37,166 Your sight's the only thing I hold dear. 44 00:06:52,708 --> 00:07:00,708 We made a deal, your heart for mine, 45 00:07:00,791 --> 00:07:08,708 Once you were mine, I left all behind. 46 00:07:08,791 --> 00:07:12,708 Whether I benefit or lose, 47 00:07:12,791 --> 00:07:20,041 I choose the path my heart would choose. 48 00:07:20,666 --> 00:07:24,500 I care for none, just you, 49 00:07:24,583 --> 00:07:28,458 In your winds, I drift and I lose. 50 00:07:28,541 --> 00:07:36,041 You live in every prayer I behold, 51 00:07:36,541 --> 00:07:44,500 I am in love with you with all my heart and soul. 52 00:07:44,583 --> 00:07:53,041 I am in love with you with all my heart and soul. 53 00:07:53,250 --> 00:08:01,208 In every journey, I want you near, 54 00:08:01,250 --> 00:08:08,416 Your sight's the only thing I hold dear. 55 00:08:10,875 --> 00:08:12,000 Baba! Greetings! 56 00:08:12,083 --> 00:08:13,041 Greetings! 57 00:08:13,583 --> 00:08:14,333 Bless you, son. 58 00:08:14,416 --> 00:08:15,958 Sit down. Be comfortable. 59 00:08:16,041 --> 00:08:16,708 Okay. 60 00:08:16,833 --> 00:08:18,166 What problem do you face, dear? 61 00:08:19,125 --> 00:08:20,958 - - Baba, we want to get married. - Yes, Baba. 62 00:08:21,041 --> 00:08:22,291 Then get married. 63 00:08:22,458 --> 00:08:23,875 Son, get two garlands, please. 64 00:08:24,041 --> 00:08:26,375 Baba, I'm Hindu and she's Muslim. 65 00:08:26,458 --> 00:08:27,375 Don't bother! 66 00:08:28,166 --> 00:08:29,666 Then you'll get beaten up, 67 00:08:29,750 --> 00:08:30,833 and you get me beaten up too! 68 00:08:30,916 --> 00:08:33,208 Baba, who's going to climb all these steps to beat you? 69 00:08:33,291 --> 00:08:35,000 Trust me, 70 00:08:35,125 --> 00:08:38,166 people might not climb to donate, 71 00:08:38,333 --> 00:08:40,708 but they'll sprint up to throw punches for sure. 72 00:08:40,791 --> 00:08:42,666 You know, I used to sit at a thousand steps 73 00:08:42,791 --> 00:08:44,708 and had to move up to five thousand just to save my skin? 74 00:08:44,833 --> 00:08:45,791 You are right, 75 00:08:45,875 --> 00:08:49,208 but there's got to be some solution for sure. 76 00:08:49,458 --> 00:08:50,708 - - You've got a thousand... - Excuse me? 77 00:08:50,791 --> 00:08:52,791 You've got a thousand problems in this wedding. 78 00:08:52,875 --> 00:08:55,041 You think a hundred bucks can fix it all? 79 00:08:55,125 --> 00:08:57,166 Baba, just get us married... 80 00:08:57,333 --> 00:09:00,541 I promise, I'll get your hut rebuilt. 81 00:09:00,625 --> 00:09:03,208 Tell me, will we ever get married or not? 82 00:09:03,291 --> 00:09:05,291 Not?! Don't even think about not. 83 00:09:05,375 --> 00:09:07,166 We will definitely get married. 84 00:09:07,333 --> 00:09:10,666 Look, if fate doesn't approve, you'll forget him someday. 85 00:09:10,750 --> 00:09:12,208 That's not possible. 86 00:09:12,250 --> 00:09:13,666 Everything is possible. 87 00:09:14,541 --> 00:09:16,250 Life's just math... 88 00:09:16,625 --> 00:09:18,083 Everything's predetermined. 89 00:09:18,458 --> 00:09:20,958 If I can be an engineer who turned into a baba, 90 00:09:21,041 --> 00:09:23,208 then you too can forget him. 91 00:09:23,291 --> 00:09:25,666 I'd rather die than forget him. 92 00:09:25,916 --> 00:09:27,625 We will definitely get married... 93 00:09:27,750 --> 00:09:30,500 even if we have to fight two religions or four! 94 00:09:34,125 --> 00:09:34,791 Let's go. 95 00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:36,833 Baba, do you have a lift here? 96 00:09:36,916 --> 00:09:38,833 Forget the lift to go down, son... 97 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,833 the road you've taken, 98 00:09:41,041 --> 00:09:42,750 someone will soon give you a lift to heaven. 99 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:43,791 - - Let's get out of here. - Come on now, Baba! 100 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:46,041 Please don't say such inauspicious things! 101 00:09:48,375 --> 00:09:50,000 Just pray it all goes right this time. 102 00:09:50,083 --> 00:09:51,291 I'm already doing that! 103 00:09:51,375 --> 00:09:52,833 I also took you to the Baba yesterday, 104 00:09:52,916 --> 00:09:54,791 but you wouldn't even listen to him. 105 00:09:54,875 --> 00:09:57,166 I don't want to hear a word against our wedding. 106 00:09:57,208 --> 00:09:59,208 I fell for you when you were 16... 107 00:09:59,291 --> 00:10:01,125 You're 32 now. 108 00:10:01,291 --> 00:10:02,166 So what? 109 00:10:02,416 --> 00:10:03,875 You can still have kids till 65, 110 00:10:03,958 --> 00:10:05,000 I checked. 111 00:10:05,625 --> 00:10:07,083 So you'll marry me after you turn 65? 112 00:10:07,166 --> 00:10:09,000 No, sweetheart, today... right now. 113 00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:11,500 By the way, where are our witnesses? 114 00:10:11,583 --> 00:10:12,833 Hubby's bringing them. There he is. 115 00:10:18,375 --> 00:10:19,458 And this is me, 116 00:10:19,916 --> 00:10:22,583 his friend, Harbir Singh aka Hubby... 117 00:10:22,791 --> 00:10:26,125 witness to every disaster and wedding in his life. 118 00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:28,958 Amritsari James Bond, hurry up or the registrar will leave! 119 00:10:29,041 --> 00:10:30,041 Where are the witnesses? 120 00:10:30,333 --> 00:10:32,041 Come on, guys! 121 00:10:32,166 --> 00:10:33,375 Let's go. 122 00:10:36,166 --> 00:10:37,166 There they are. 123 00:10:38,708 --> 00:10:40,666 Who the hell are these people? 124 00:10:40,750 --> 00:10:43,416 Our friends are tired of being witnesses to your wedding. 125 00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:46,083 I got these from the crossroads, after a lot of convincing. 126 00:10:46,208 --> 00:10:48,166 Beggars are going to be witnesses at our wedding? 127 00:10:48,250 --> 00:10:50,333 What, you want the prime minister to step in? 128 00:10:50,583 --> 00:10:53,375 Sister-in-law, their blessings actually work, try to understand. 129 00:10:53,708 --> 00:10:54,916 - - Hello, sir. - Hello, Dada. 130 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,375 Hide that begging bowl under your vest. 131 00:10:56,458 --> 00:10:57,125 Sure. 132 00:10:57,208 --> 00:10:58,041 Hurry up already. 133 00:11:05,041 --> 00:11:06,625 - - Hello. - Hi. 134 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:08,833 You two come here every year, son. 135 00:11:08,916 --> 00:11:10,083 Sir, what do we do, our parents-- 136 00:11:10,166 --> 00:11:12,583 You've come to court for marriage more times 137 00:11:12,833 --> 00:11:14,750 than others come for divorce. 138 00:11:14,833 --> 00:11:16,208 Sir, this is the final time... 139 00:11:16,291 --> 00:11:18,375 please get us married today. 140 00:11:18,458 --> 00:11:20,000 Yes sir, if you could speed it up a bit... 141 00:11:20,083 --> 00:11:21,375 they've got to get back to begging-- 142 00:11:21,458 --> 00:11:22,875 They've got work to get back to. 143 00:11:26,125 --> 00:11:27,375 I'm his friend. 144 00:11:27,583 --> 00:11:29,708 They're his relatives... distant relatives. 145 00:11:30,208 --> 00:11:33,458 Yes, I can tell... they've come from pretty far out. 146 00:11:34,083 --> 00:11:36,833 I recognize him... Gandhinagar signal, right? 147 00:11:36,916 --> 00:11:38,166 Yes, sir. 148 00:11:39,875 --> 00:11:41,416 But what's the use? 149 00:11:41,708 --> 00:11:43,166 Before you sign the papers, 150 00:11:43,291 --> 00:11:46,166 your "abba" will walk through that door. 151 00:11:46,250 --> 00:11:47,333 Stop! 152 00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:51,291 Mr. Registrar, this wedding can't take place! 153 00:11:51,375 --> 00:11:52,125 - - Abba?! - Quiet! 154 00:11:52,583 --> 00:11:53,291 Come home with me! 155 00:11:53,375 --> 00:11:54,166 No, I won't! 156 00:11:54,208 --> 00:11:55,958 And your father will walk through that other door. 157 00:11:56,041 --> 00:11:56,708 Mohan! 158 00:11:58,083 --> 00:11:59,000 Father? 159 00:11:59,083 --> 00:12:00,791 I'll break your legs! 160 00:12:01,250 --> 00:12:03,458 How dare you get married against my wishes? 161 00:12:03,541 --> 00:12:04,458 Come with me right now! 162 00:12:04,541 --> 00:12:06,416 - - Father, I love Saniya-- - Shut up! 163 00:12:07,791 --> 00:12:09,666 Mr. Registrar, how could you... 164 00:12:10,208 --> 00:12:13,875 They're fools and you are the sensible one. 165 00:12:13,958 --> 00:12:15,500 Talk some sense into them. 166 00:12:15,583 --> 00:12:17,500 - - Me? - Yes, you. 167 00:12:17,583 --> 00:12:19,125 What will he say? 168 00:12:19,208 --> 00:12:21,125 I'll tell you who you'll marry! 169 00:12:21,250 --> 00:12:24,583 And I'll show you who you'll marry! 170 00:12:24,708 --> 00:12:25,625 Get lost! 171 00:12:26,125 --> 00:12:28,625 Father! Father, please listen... 172 00:12:35,333 --> 00:12:36,666 Father, why don't you understand 173 00:12:36,750 --> 00:12:37,541 if I don't marry Saniya-- 174 00:12:37,625 --> 00:12:40,208 Don't you dare say her name again! 175 00:12:40,416 --> 00:12:43,166 I've said 50 times already, I'll only marry the man I want. 176 00:12:43,208 --> 00:12:46,458 And I've said a 100 times, you'll marry the man I choose. 177 00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:48,541 Zeenat, talk some sense into her. 178 00:12:48,708 --> 00:12:51,000 At least you should give a chance to speak, dear... 179 00:12:51,083 --> 00:12:52,541 - - Huh? - I don't want to hear a word. 180 00:12:52,625 --> 00:12:54,041 I'll only marry Mohan. 181 00:12:54,125 --> 00:12:56,291 What? Does government provide subsidy if you do that? 182 00:12:56,375 --> 00:12:57,416 I don't want to hear a word, 183 00:12:57,500 --> 00:12:58,791 I'll only marry Saniya. 184 00:12:58,875 --> 00:13:00,291 Son, if you really want to ruin your life, 185 00:13:00,375 --> 00:13:01,833 gamble on cricket, 186 00:13:01,916 --> 00:13:03,625 but don't marry outside your faith. 187 00:13:03,708 --> 00:13:05,083 He's right. 188 00:13:05,166 --> 00:13:06,541 What he says goes. 189 00:13:06,625 --> 00:13:08,916 You'll be getting married to Meera. 190 00:13:09,583 --> 00:13:11,750 You're marrying Mehmood! 191 00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:13,208 Yes, Mehmood. 192 00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:14,250 Ew! 193 00:13:17,916 --> 00:13:18,958 I see. 194 00:13:19,041 --> 00:13:19,791 Where did you get it from? 195 00:13:19,916 --> 00:13:21,416 Nuraani Hotel. 196 00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:23,625 - - They made special-- - Mr. Mirza... 197 00:13:29,250 --> 00:13:30,250 You? 198 00:13:30,458 --> 00:13:32,750 You want your daughter to marry Mehmood, right? 199 00:13:34,166 --> 00:13:35,958 Then I'm ready to become Mehmood for Saniya. 200 00:13:41,125 --> 00:13:43,375 No, I don't want you change your faith. 201 00:13:43,458 --> 00:13:44,750 Love isn't about changing someone, 202 00:13:44,833 --> 00:13:46,583 Mr. Mirza... it's about accepting them as they are. 203 00:13:47,041 --> 00:13:50,208 And I'm willing to do anything for love. 204 00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:56,500 If he's doing it out of his own will, then what's the problem? 205 00:13:56,750 --> 00:13:58,041 Saniya's warned us that 206 00:13:58,125 --> 00:14:00,041 if she doesn't get to marry Mohan, 207 00:14:00,125 --> 00:14:01,916 she'll end her life on the wedding night. 208 00:14:02,666 --> 00:14:05,416 And when she realizes the groom is actually Mohan, 209 00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:06,875 she'll go crazy with happiness. 210 00:14:06,958 --> 00:14:08,458 She'll go crazy with happiness, sure, 211 00:14:08,541 --> 00:14:09,833 but what about the real Mehmood, 212 00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:12,250 who'll lose his mind in rage? 213 00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:13,125 Tell him no. 214 00:14:13,166 --> 00:14:14,000 Tell him not to bring the wedding procession to our place. 215 00:14:14,083 --> 00:14:14,708 You are strange! 216 00:14:14,791 --> 00:14:16,166 You think he's delivering pizza or what? 217 00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:17,791 He's bringing a wedding procession! We can't cancel that last minute. 218 00:14:17,875 --> 00:14:19,000 I don't care... 219 00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:21,666 the only thing I care about is my daughter's life. 220 00:14:24,583 --> 00:14:25,458 Hello...? 221 00:14:26,416 --> 00:14:27,291 Hello...? 222 00:14:29,375 --> 00:14:30,166 Hello...? 223 00:14:30,833 --> 00:14:31,583 Yes, Mr. Mirza? 224 00:14:31,666 --> 00:14:33,166 Mehmood, do one thing, 225 00:14:33,208 --> 00:14:34,166 don't bring the wedding procession to our place. 226 00:14:34,208 --> 00:14:35,041 Come again? 227 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:36,875 I shouldn't don't bring the wedding procession to your place? 228 00:14:38,291 --> 00:14:40,791 What nonsense... I've already paid for the band! 229 00:14:40,958 --> 00:14:42,958 Don't worry about that, I'll make Mohan pay for it. 230 00:14:43,041 --> 00:14:44,416 My relatives are already here. 231 00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:46,041 Then send them with Mohan... 232 00:14:46,125 --> 00:14:48,833 he's a new Muslim, he won't have relatives yet. 233 00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:51,875 You're not taking me seriously! 234 00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:54,583 You're not admitted into a hospital for me to take you seriously. 235 00:14:54,666 --> 00:14:55,750 Please, forgive me. 236 00:14:55,833 --> 00:14:57,791 I'll find you another girl. 237 00:14:57,916 --> 00:15:00,291 I don't want another girl. I want to marry Saniya. 238 00:15:00,375 --> 00:15:02,041 If I don't marry her, God help me, I'll lose it. 239 00:15:02,125 --> 00:15:04,458 Fine, go lose it then. I can't help it. Do what you please. 240 00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,041 - - Gaffur...? - Yes, bro? 241 00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:10,041 Where's the band? 242 00:15:10,208 --> 00:15:11,416 I sent them to Mohan's place. 243 00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:12,375 And the wedding guests? 244 00:15:12,458 --> 00:15:13,291 Sent them too. 245 00:15:13,375 --> 00:15:14,166 And I'm left with what...? 246 00:15:15,083 --> 00:15:15,750 This. 247 00:15:15,833 --> 00:15:17,375 You think your father's getting married out there? 248 00:15:24,625 --> 00:15:25,875 - - Hubby...? - Yeah? 249 00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:27,625 How'd you manage to gather so many guests so fast? 250 00:15:27,708 --> 00:15:28,791 You order them off Blinkit? 251 00:15:28,875 --> 00:15:30,958 No bro, in their culture, 252 00:15:31,041 --> 00:15:32,166 whether it's a wedding or a funeral, 253 00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:33,500 people turn up just to share the sorrow. 254 00:15:33,583 --> 00:15:35,250 You calling my wedding a funeral? 255 00:15:35,333 --> 00:15:36,458 Mark my words, you'll die single. 256 00:15:36,583 --> 00:15:38,208 Don't make the groom on the horse curse you! 257 00:15:39,083 --> 00:15:40,333 Wonderful! Wonderful! 258 00:15:40,458 --> 00:15:42,458 The groom looks amazing. 259 00:15:42,541 --> 00:15:43,625 Come with me. 260 00:15:43,708 --> 00:15:45,375 Everyone's waiting for the wedding. Come on, join me. 261 00:15:45,541 --> 00:15:46,875 Hey, your hat... 262 00:15:47,583 --> 00:15:48,291 Yes, let's go. 263 00:15:48,375 --> 00:15:49,958 - - You can come however you want. - I'll fetch him, I'll fetch him. 264 00:15:50,041 --> 00:15:51,541 - - Please, get him inside. - You carry on. 265 00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:56,500 In the name of Allah, the most merciful, the most gracious... 266 00:15:56,958 --> 00:15:58,083 No, it's Mehmood! 267 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:02,708 Mr. Mehmood Ali, son of Usman Ali, 268 00:16:02,875 --> 00:16:06,833 you are being married to Miss Saniya, daughter of Mirza Ali, 269 00:16:06,916 --> 00:16:09,458 with a Mehr of Rs. 10,000. 270 00:16:09,541 --> 00:16:11,375 - - Do you accept it? - I do. 271 00:16:11,458 --> 00:16:13,250 - - You do? - Yes, I do! 272 00:16:13,333 --> 00:16:15,291 - - You do? - Yes, I do, uncle! 273 00:16:15,416 --> 00:16:16,375 He's not deaf. 274 00:16:16,458 --> 00:16:17,541 In our faith, you've got to say it three times. 275 00:16:17,625 --> 00:16:18,541 Oh, I see! 276 00:16:25,666 --> 00:16:27,291 In the name of Allah, the most merciful, the most gracious... 277 00:16:27,375 --> 00:16:29,750 Miss Saniya Hussain, daughter of Mirza Ali, 278 00:16:29,833 --> 00:16:31,750 you are being married to Mr. Mehmood Ali, 279 00:16:31,833 --> 00:16:36,583 son of Usman Ali, with a Mehr of Rs. 10,000. 280 00:16:36,833 --> 00:16:38,833 - - Do you accept it? - I do. 281 00:16:38,958 --> 00:16:40,833 - - You do? - I do. 282 00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:42,583 - - You do? - I do. 283 00:16:42,666 --> 00:16:44,166 Congratulations, I declare you as married. 284 00:16:44,250 --> 00:16:45,625 You may now move the flower curtains away. 285 00:16:45,791 --> 00:16:47,166 Congratulations! Congratulations! 286 00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:49,833 Congratulations! Congratulations! 287 00:16:49,916 --> 00:16:51,416 You may now see the bride's face. 288 00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:52,208 Thank you. 289 00:16:52,583 --> 00:16:53,583 Thanks. 290 00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:58,416 - - Greetings. - Greetings to you as well. 291 00:17:00,750 --> 00:17:02,166 Congratulations, my love. 292 00:17:02,666 --> 00:17:04,875 The moment we've been waiting for is finally here. 293 00:17:13,208 --> 00:17:14,375 Who are you? 294 00:17:15,166 --> 00:17:16,291 Where's Saniya?! 295 00:17:16,583 --> 00:17:17,583 Ruhi?! 296 00:17:17,833 --> 00:17:19,000 - - You?! - Ruhi!!! 297 00:17:19,083 --> 00:17:20,208 Where's Saniya?! 298 00:17:23,708 --> 00:17:26,916 Mr. Mehmood, she didn't want to marry you. 299 00:17:27,333 --> 00:17:29,833 She loves someone named Mohan. 300 00:17:30,166 --> 00:17:33,541 She ran away and put me in her place. 301 00:17:33,625 --> 00:17:35,708 I'm your Saniya now. 302 00:17:35,875 --> 00:17:37,166 - - This is absurd! - You... 303 00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:40,750 Mr. Mirza, you didn't tell her I was coming to marry her?! 304 00:17:40,833 --> 00:17:41,875 I wanted to surprise her. 305 00:17:41,958 --> 00:17:43,416 That's one hell of a surprise! 306 00:17:43,541 --> 00:17:44,708 I'm the one surprised here! 307 00:17:44,875 --> 00:17:45,666 I don't accept this wedding. 308 00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:46,375 But the wedding's already taken place. 309 00:17:46,458 --> 00:17:47,208 How did it take place? 310 00:17:47,250 --> 00:17:48,166 Say something, man! 311 00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:50,583 Bro, if this was a Gurudwara, I'd know what to do. 312 00:17:50,708 --> 00:17:52,125 I've got no clue how this works here. 313 00:17:52,208 --> 00:17:53,125 Please, move aside. 314 00:17:53,416 --> 00:17:56,208 Mr. Qazi, there's been a huge mistake. 315 00:17:56,250 --> 00:17:57,416 Please get me a divorce. 316 00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:58,291 Annul this wedding right now. 317 00:17:58,375 --> 00:17:59,458 Cancel it... I'm ready to divorce her. 318 00:17:59,541 --> 00:18:02,833 Oh God, the wedding just happened and you're already talking divorce? 319 00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:04,083 You need the girl's consent too. 320 00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:05,958 Listen, I beg to you, 321 00:18:06,041 --> 00:18:07,541 please divorce me. 322 00:18:07,625 --> 00:18:09,166 I can't go through with this marriage. 323 00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:10,541 What are you saying? 324 00:18:10,625 --> 00:18:12,041 How can you even say that? 325 00:18:12,875 --> 00:18:16,250 In front of everyone and the Holy Quran, 326 00:18:16,666 --> 00:18:21,166 I've accepted you without knowing a thing about you. 327 00:18:21,916 --> 00:18:24,625 And now you want to divorce me? 328 00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:29,000 Look, I've already been divorced twice. 329 00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:31,125 If it happens again, 330 00:18:31,708 --> 00:18:34,208 I'll end my life on the train tracks! 331 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:35,958 Listen... 332 00:18:36,041 --> 00:18:37,416 Someone stop her. 333 00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:39,708 - - Ruhi! - Stop, Ruhi! 334 00:18:40,458 --> 00:18:41,416 Stop! 335 00:18:41,791 --> 00:18:42,791 Stop, Ruhi! 336 00:18:48,208 --> 00:18:49,500 Ruhi! 337 00:18:50,541 --> 00:18:52,625 Stop! 338 00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:20,708 He'd come here to marry my bride... 339 00:19:21,208 --> 00:19:22,166 There you go. 340 00:19:23,333 --> 00:19:24,833 I'll marry Saniya! 341 00:19:24,916 --> 00:19:25,625 Yes. 342 00:19:25,708 --> 00:19:26,708 Let's go. 343 00:19:31,166 --> 00:19:35,666 The number you have dialed is out of coverage area. 344 00:19:35,750 --> 00:19:39,375 This Saniya, I swear... never asks me before doing anything. 345 00:19:39,833 --> 00:19:41,541 Got me stuck here, and God knows where she's disappeared to. 346 00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:46,250 Ouch. 347 00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:25,333 Meera? 348 00:20:27,166 --> 00:20:29,208 But... didn't I marry Ruhi? 349 00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:34,166 Have some tea. 350 00:20:34,208 --> 00:20:35,375 What are you doing here? 351 00:20:35,458 --> 00:20:36,958 Drink your tea, I'll tell you. 352 00:20:37,041 --> 00:20:40,333 - - I don't want tea! Mom! Mom! - Mohan! 353 00:20:40,458 --> 00:20:42,125 - - Father! - Mohan! 354 00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:43,291 What is all this? 355 00:20:43,666 --> 00:20:44,958 What is Meera doing here? 356 00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:46,250 Mom? 357 00:20:46,541 --> 00:20:48,000 You got married to her. 358 00:20:48,208 --> 00:20:50,291 I got married?! When?! 359 00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:52,583 You remember when you got hit on the head? 360 00:20:52,666 --> 00:20:53,250 Yes? 361 00:20:53,333 --> 00:20:55,333 I'll tell you what happened after that. 362 00:20:56,333 --> 00:20:58,166 [Sanskrit Chants] 363 00:21:18,958 --> 00:21:22,291 You mean you knocked me out and got me married? 364 00:21:22,708 --> 00:21:23,500 Why, Father?! 365 00:21:24,041 --> 00:21:27,291 Because I promised her father 366 00:21:27,375 --> 00:21:30,416 she'd be our daughter-in-law. 367 00:21:30,708 --> 00:21:32,750 Now you're married to Meera. 368 00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:34,166 She is your wife. 369 00:21:34,375 --> 00:21:36,666 So it's your responsibility to keep her happy. 370 00:21:36,833 --> 00:21:37,708 Got it? 371 00:21:37,875 --> 00:21:38,500 Mohan, please, have some tea. 372 00:21:38,583 --> 00:21:40,083 Take it away! I don't want to drink tea! 373 00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:42,208 Never mind, dear, bring him some milk instead. 374 00:21:42,458 --> 00:21:45,250 It's your wedding night anyway. 375 00:21:45,333 --> 00:21:47,708 Nothing's happening tonight... or ever! 376 00:21:47,833 --> 00:21:49,083 I don't accept this marriage! 377 00:21:49,791 --> 00:21:51,250 How can you not? 378 00:21:51,791 --> 00:21:53,375 We took the wedding vows around the holy fire together. 379 00:21:53,625 --> 00:21:54,416 You tied this Mangalsutra (wedding necklace) around my neck 380 00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:55,875 and filled your forehead with vermillion. 381 00:21:56,541 --> 00:21:58,541 I've accepted you as my husband for seven lifetimes. 382 00:21:58,625 --> 00:22:00,250 Then give me a discount and skip this one. 383 00:22:00,333 --> 00:22:02,500 Meet me in the next six. Happy? 384 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,208 If you don't accept me, 385 00:22:08,125 --> 00:22:11,041 then I'll throw myself under a train. 386 00:22:12,083 --> 00:22:13,708 - - Daughter-in-law! - Meera! 387 00:22:14,208 --> 00:22:15,250 Daughter-in-law, stop! 388 00:22:15,666 --> 00:22:16,916 Meera, stop! 389 00:22:23,958 --> 00:22:24,958 Meera!!! 390 00:22:26,458 --> 00:22:28,333 Stop!!! 391 00:22:52,166 --> 00:22:54,125 Our daughter-in-law's so cultured, 392 00:22:54,916 --> 00:22:57,250 she even understands her father-in-law's cough. 393 00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:06,000 Saniya, where the hell are you? 394 00:23:06,166 --> 00:23:07,541 - - Do you know-- - I know everything. 395 00:23:07,625 --> 00:23:10,458 Our families will never accept a Hindu-Muslim wedding. 396 00:23:10,541 --> 00:23:13,291 That's why I ran off to Goa and became a Christian. 397 00:23:14,083 --> 00:23:14,916 You became a Christian?! 398 00:23:15,083 --> 00:23:17,208 Yes, there's a mass wedding happening at a local church here. 399 00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:20,333 We can easily get married there, so I signed us up. 400 00:23:20,416 --> 00:23:21,916 My name's Rosy, and yours is Michael. 401 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,333 I'm... I'm Michael?! 402 00:23:23,458 --> 00:23:25,833 Yes! Hurry up, I'm sending you the address. 403 00:23:25,916 --> 00:23:26,666 Wait, Saniya, at least hear me out-- 404 00:23:26,750 --> 00:23:28,458 Hey, listen, I'm switching my phone off, 405 00:23:28,541 --> 00:23:30,458 or my family will track me down. 406 00:23:30,541 --> 00:23:32,708 - - Okay? Bye. - Saniya, listen-- 407 00:23:39,041 --> 00:23:41,250 So you couldn't even tell Saniya 408 00:23:41,333 --> 00:23:42,833 you accidentally married someone else, that too twice? 409 00:23:42,916 --> 00:23:44,208 No, she never listens! 410 00:23:44,333 --> 00:23:45,375 This is absurd. 411 00:23:45,875 --> 00:23:47,083 From Mohan you became Mehmood... 412 00:23:47,166 --> 00:23:48,625 and now from Mehmood you'll turn into what, Michael? 413 00:23:48,708 --> 00:23:50,333 Yeah, I'll do anything for love. 414 00:23:50,500 --> 00:23:51,791 Just book me a ticket to Goa. 415 00:23:53,541 --> 00:23:54,708 Mehmood! 416 00:23:55,875 --> 00:23:57,250 Hey, Mehmood! 417 00:23:58,250 --> 00:24:00,250 - - Mehmood! - Who's Mehmood here? 418 00:24:00,708 --> 00:24:01,750 You are. 419 00:24:01,875 --> 00:24:02,875 - - Hey! - Mirza's here. 420 00:24:03,041 --> 00:24:04,416 - - Mehmood! - What's he doing here? 421 00:24:04,541 --> 00:24:05,375 Let's go find out. 422 00:24:05,750 --> 00:24:06,625 What now, Mr. Mirza? 423 00:24:06,708 --> 00:24:07,458 What's your problem this time? 424 00:24:07,541 --> 00:24:08,375 No problem as such... 425 00:24:08,458 --> 00:24:09,500 but you've been missing since the wedding night. 426 00:24:09,583 --> 00:24:10,916 Ruhi's been waiting for you. Come on, let's go. 427 00:24:11,041 --> 00:24:11,750 Let her wait. 428 00:24:11,833 --> 00:24:12,833 I didn't marry her willingly, 429 00:24:13,041 --> 00:24:14,041 you people trapped me in it. 430 00:24:14,166 --> 00:24:15,541 Who isn't trapped in marriage? 431 00:24:15,625 --> 00:24:18,166 Even the ones who marry by choice end up feeling trapped. 432 00:24:18,708 --> 00:24:21,000 Hubby, your friend's a married man now. 433 00:24:21,083 --> 00:24:22,875 Let him go to his wife at night. 434 00:24:22,958 --> 00:24:25,291 You can just watch videos on YouTube, 435 00:24:25,375 --> 00:24:26,916 I do the same... it's fun. 436 00:24:28,208 --> 00:24:29,833 - - Let's go. - You go, I'll come later. 437 00:24:29,916 --> 00:24:30,791 Let's go, come on. 438 00:24:30,875 --> 00:24:32,333 He'll come, Mr. Mirza. 439 00:24:32,416 --> 00:24:35,041 It's not like he's got a second wife waiting for him somewhere. 440 00:24:35,125 --> 00:24:35,916 Second wife?! 441 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,750 He's kidding! You go ahead, I'll be there soon. 442 00:24:37,916 --> 00:24:38,666 Leave already? 443 00:24:38,750 --> 00:24:39,541 I'm your father-in-law. 444 00:24:39,666 --> 00:24:40,916 I came to your restaurant for the first time... 445 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:41,916 at least offer me some coffee. 446 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,375 Coffee's laced with poison these days. 447 00:24:43,583 --> 00:24:44,458 - - You still want some? - No, thank you. 448 00:24:44,541 --> 00:24:45,541 One coffee-- 449 00:24:45,875 --> 00:24:47,291 No, poison gives me acidity. 450 00:24:47,375 --> 00:24:48,625 Maybe next time. You're coming with me. 451 00:24:48,750 --> 00:24:49,541 - - I'll join you later. You go ahead. - Come on, come on. 452 00:24:49,625 --> 00:24:50,250 We're coming, we're coming, you carry on. 453 00:24:50,333 --> 00:24:50,875 Let's go. 454 00:24:50,958 --> 00:24:51,416 Go on, man! 455 00:24:51,500 --> 00:24:52,583 - - Come on! - Go! 456 00:24:59,125 --> 00:25:02,333 "Show some respect, I even have a car." 457 00:25:02,708 --> 00:25:04,166 Does having a car earn you respect? 458 00:25:04,583 --> 00:25:05,458 I don't know. 459 00:25:05,708 --> 00:25:06,791 You too should buy one then. 460 00:25:08,333 --> 00:25:09,791 Such a delicious meal. 461 00:25:10,875 --> 00:25:12,625 We've got such a cultured daughter-in-law, 462 00:25:12,708 --> 00:25:14,625 and your son's gone missing. 463 00:25:15,625 --> 00:25:16,916 Welcome, welcome, welcome. 464 00:25:17,041 --> 00:25:18,125 Where the hell have you been? 465 00:25:18,375 --> 00:25:20,958 Your wife's been waiting for you since last night. 466 00:25:21,041 --> 00:25:23,041 Did I tell you to whack me on the head and marry me off to her? 467 00:25:23,125 --> 00:25:24,291 You hit me so hard, it bruised my brain! 468 00:25:24,375 --> 00:25:24,875 What? 469 00:25:24,958 --> 00:25:26,208 - - I went to see a doctor. - Hmm. 470 00:25:26,291 --> 00:25:27,083 Doctor? 471 00:25:27,166 --> 00:25:29,375 Yes. Tell him what the doctor said. 472 00:25:30,375 --> 00:25:31,208 What did the doctor say? 473 00:25:31,333 --> 00:25:32,708 You tell him! 474 00:25:33,375 --> 00:25:34,666 I was waiting outside, you went in. 475 00:25:34,750 --> 00:25:36,416 You tell him what he said. 476 00:25:36,625 --> 00:25:39,250 He said I need three injections in Goa. 477 00:25:39,333 --> 00:25:40,333 - - Goa? - Yes. 478 00:25:40,416 --> 00:25:41,833 Yeah, I heard Goa too. 479 00:25:41,916 --> 00:25:43,333 Fine then, since you're going to Goa, 480 00:25:43,416 --> 00:25:44,625 take your wife with you. 481 00:25:44,708 --> 00:25:46,625 Make it a honeymoon. 482 00:25:46,791 --> 00:25:48,416 Who said I'm going for a honeymoon? 483 00:25:48,500 --> 00:25:50,083 Didn't you hear what your mother just said? 484 00:25:50,166 --> 00:25:52,250 That knock on the head made you deaf too? 485 00:25:52,333 --> 00:25:54,375 Father, I cannot take her to Goa with me. 486 00:25:54,500 --> 00:25:58,375 You will go to Goa and she's going with you! 487 00:25:58,500 --> 00:25:59,458 Got it? 488 00:25:59,541 --> 00:26:01,500 Mom, should I start packing? 489 00:26:01,583 --> 00:26:04,083 Yes, and Hubby... 490 00:26:04,166 --> 00:26:05,333 book tickets for both. 491 00:26:05,416 --> 00:26:06,250 Yes, Mom. 492 00:26:06,333 --> 00:26:07,291 Thank you, Mom! 493 00:26:07,750 --> 00:26:09,041 You're lucky... 494 00:26:09,208 --> 00:26:11,666 he's taking you to Goa for honeymoon. 495 00:26:12,291 --> 00:26:15,000 He just took me upstairs for our honeymoon. 496 00:26:15,083 --> 00:26:18,208 Well, I got great results just by going upstairs, 497 00:26:18,250 --> 00:26:19,916 so why waste money on a trip to Goa? 498 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,083 But you two will go to Goa... 499 00:26:22,166 --> 00:26:24,166 and take her with you. 500 00:26:24,333 --> 00:26:26,375 - - Gubby. - Uncle, it's Hubby. 501 00:26:26,458 --> 00:26:28,333 Yeah, Gubby, Hubby, Chubby, whatever. 502 00:26:28,458 --> 00:26:29,958 Both the tickets and send them to Goa. 503 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:31,791 Fine. 504 00:26:38,208 --> 00:26:38,916 You are here. 505 00:26:39,041 --> 00:26:39,916 You called so many times, I had to show up. 506 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:40,791 "The number you're trying to reach is switched off." 507 00:26:40,916 --> 00:26:41,833 You do this too? 508 00:26:41,916 --> 00:26:43,125 I can handle anything. 509 00:26:43,208 --> 00:26:44,541 Ever since she got married and came here, 510 00:26:44,625 --> 00:26:46,583 she's been wearing that collar around her neck just to avoid doing any work. 511 00:26:46,666 --> 00:26:48,125 Saniya's phone's still switched off. 512 00:26:48,208 --> 00:26:49,416 God knows where she's disappeared. 513 00:26:49,666 --> 00:26:51,958 If she'd stayed till the wedding, she'd have married Mohan 514 00:26:52,041 --> 00:26:53,250 and we wouldn't be facing this embarrassment. 515 00:26:53,333 --> 00:26:54,958 The kheer (sweet rice pudding) and puris (fried flatbread) are ready. 516 00:26:55,375 --> 00:26:56,208 Here you go. 517 00:26:56,250 --> 00:26:57,041 Delicious. 518 00:26:57,458 --> 00:26:59,208 She made them just for you. 519 00:26:59,375 --> 00:27:00,541 Wow, thank you. 520 00:27:00,625 --> 00:27:01,625 I'll go wash my hands first. 521 00:27:02,458 --> 00:27:03,541 No, the tap's over there. 522 00:27:03,625 --> 00:27:04,250 Oh, sorry. 523 00:27:04,333 --> 00:27:06,791 You really have to tell your live-in son-in-law where the taps are. 524 00:27:09,666 --> 00:27:11,125 Pick up the phone, see who's calling. 525 00:27:11,250 --> 00:27:13,250 But Mom, it's his phoneâ how can I... 526 00:27:13,333 --> 00:27:15,333 You're his wife, you can see everything that belongs to your husband. 527 00:27:15,416 --> 00:27:16,958 - - What? - The phone. 528 00:27:21,458 --> 00:27:22,041 Hello? 529 00:27:22,125 --> 00:27:24,083 Hello, Sister-in-law! How are you? It's me, Hubby! 530 00:27:24,291 --> 00:27:25,125 Yes, Hubby, tell me. 531 00:27:25,416 --> 00:27:27,541 I've booked Goa tickets for you two! 532 00:27:27,625 --> 00:27:28,666 Tickets for Goa? 533 00:27:28,750 --> 00:27:29,916 We're going to Goa? 534 00:27:30,041 --> 00:27:30,875 Hey, give me my phone! 535 00:27:31,541 --> 00:27:32,458 He's feeling shy. 536 00:27:33,583 --> 00:27:35,875 Check who you're talking to first. 537 00:27:36,041 --> 00:27:37,875 You told that to Ruhi instead of Meera! 538 00:27:37,958 --> 00:27:38,916 What? 539 00:27:39,416 --> 00:27:41,375 How would I know which house you are at 540 00:27:41,458 --> 00:27:43,125 and which wife's picking up the phone?! 541 00:27:43,208 --> 00:27:44,583 What should I do now? 542 00:27:44,666 --> 00:27:45,791 Let me think. 543 00:27:45,875 --> 00:27:46,750 Idiot. 544 00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:51,000 Ammi, Mehmood's taking me to Goa for our honeymoon! 545 00:27:51,083 --> 00:27:52,333 Wonderful. 546 00:27:52,416 --> 00:27:53,708 That's great news. Go on, start packing. 547 00:27:56,916 --> 00:28:00,791 Wifey, even we never had our Goa honeymoon, remember? 548 00:28:00,875 --> 00:28:01,375 Should we go too? 549 00:28:01,500 --> 00:28:03,666 You can't even wring out four wet clothes properly, 550 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,916 and you're talking about a honeymoon... in Goa? 551 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,541 Go hang the clothes upstairs first. 552 00:28:07,625 --> 00:28:08,916 Go hang the clothes! 553 00:28:09,250 --> 00:28:10,541 Oh please, Aapa (sister), don't even start. 554 00:28:10,625 --> 00:28:13,208 You came to drop off two melons and now you refuse to leave. 555 00:28:17,041 --> 00:28:20,291 Look, you told both my wives, so now I've got to take them both. 556 00:28:20,750 --> 00:28:22,250 And Saniya's wedding? 557 00:28:22,333 --> 00:28:23,666 - - That'll happen too. - How? 558 00:28:24,291 --> 00:28:26,541 You take Ruhi on the morning flight, 559 00:28:28,708 --> 00:28:31,291 I'll bring Meera in the afternoon. 560 00:28:33,541 --> 00:28:35,583 Ruhi stays in Zone A of the hotel, Meera in Zone B. 561 00:28:35,666 --> 00:28:36,833 And if the two of them run into each other? 562 00:28:36,916 --> 00:28:38,875 Then you, my friend, will be in the danger zone. 563 00:28:39,291 --> 00:28:41,083 No... let's just share the table. There's only one left empty. 564 00:28:41,166 --> 00:28:43,250 Yeah, right, there's just one table vacant. 565 00:28:47,583 --> 00:28:49,250 You got married recently? 566 00:28:49,375 --> 00:28:50,750 Yes, on the 24th. 567 00:28:50,916 --> 00:28:52,500 - - 24th of this month? - Yes. 568 00:28:52,583 --> 00:28:54,166 Me too! On the same day! See? 569 00:28:54,250 --> 00:28:56,125 - - Oh my God! You too, on the 24th? - Yes. 570 00:28:56,208 --> 00:28:57,666 What does that say... Mehmood. 571 00:28:57,750 --> 00:28:58,416 My husband's name. 572 00:28:58,500 --> 00:28:59,500 I too have my husband's name written on my palm, see. 573 00:28:59,583 --> 00:29:01,041 - - Mohan Sharma. - Mohan. 574 00:29:01,125 --> 00:29:03,000 - - Nice. Your henna's pretty dark too. - Yeah. 575 00:29:03,208 --> 00:29:04,833 Now don't tell me your name's Meera 576 00:29:04,916 --> 00:29:06,000 and you're a school teacher as well. 577 00:29:06,083 --> 00:29:08,041 No, I'm Ruhi, and I'm a housewife. 578 00:29:08,166 --> 00:29:09,500 Okay. Nice to meet you, Ruhi . 579 00:29:09,583 --> 00:29:12,208 Even if both of them meet, you will go in front of them. 580 00:29:13,083 --> 00:29:15,583 Look, my husband left me alone on our honeymoon. 581 00:29:15,666 --> 00:29:16,833 He's busy till evening. 582 00:29:16,916 --> 00:29:17,916 - - My husband too. - He works a lot. 583 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,041 But I'm free for you two, aren't I, sisters-in-law? 584 00:29:20,125 --> 00:29:21,916 - - Hubby... you? - Yes. 585 00:29:22,291 --> 00:29:23,208 You know him too? 586 00:29:23,291 --> 00:29:26,250 - - Yes, he's my husband's friend. - And mine too! 587 00:29:26,500 --> 00:29:27,458 Same again? 588 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:28,791 What same-same? 589 00:29:28,916 --> 00:29:31,291 You don't know, but Meera and I have a lot in common. 590 00:29:31,416 --> 00:29:32,666 Same wedding date, 591 00:29:32,750 --> 00:29:33,958 same honeymoon place 592 00:29:34,041 --> 00:29:35,041 and we're from same city too, Bhopal. 593 00:29:35,166 --> 00:29:36,916 Just make sure your husbands aren't the same too. 594 00:29:37,125 --> 00:29:38,125 - - What? - What? 595 00:29:38,583 --> 00:29:40,833 Just kidding! I know them both. 596 00:29:40,916 --> 00:29:42,291 Yours is Mohan, hers is Mehmood. 597 00:29:42,375 --> 00:29:43,708 - - Mehmood. - Mohan. Mehmood. 598 00:29:43,791 --> 00:29:44,375 Yeah, sorry. 599 00:29:44,458 --> 00:29:45,916 Both are the same for me. 600 00:29:46,041 --> 00:29:47,041 Let's leave. 601 00:29:47,166 --> 00:29:48,583 Baga border closes at six. 602 00:29:48,708 --> 00:29:50,333 - - Baga beach! - Beach! 603 00:29:50,458 --> 00:29:53,125 Beach, sorry... I don't know why I said border. 604 00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:54,833 If I'm taking both your wives sightseeing, 605 00:29:54,916 --> 00:29:56,083 then what exactly will you be doing? 606 00:29:58,083 --> 00:30:00,625 I'm going to marry Saniya... in a church. 607 00:30:10,583 --> 00:30:13,750 The number you have dialed is currently switched off. 608 00:30:13,833 --> 00:30:15,708 Why is her switched phone's off?! 609 00:30:17,666 --> 00:30:18,625 Saniya! 610 00:30:19,041 --> 00:30:20,958 Here we are... Wagah Beach! 611 00:30:21,041 --> 00:30:22,208 Baga beach! 612 00:30:22,250 --> 00:30:23,416 - - Baga... Baga beach. - It's so beautiful. 613 00:30:23,625 --> 00:30:25,208 I wish our husbands were here too. 614 00:30:25,250 --> 00:30:26,416 Yeah. 615 00:30:26,625 --> 00:30:28,750 Look how sweet those couples look. 616 00:30:30,916 --> 00:30:32,000 Your husbands will show up eventually. 617 00:30:32,083 --> 00:30:33,333 Can we go explore the beach now? 618 00:30:33,458 --> 00:30:35,166 Come on, let's enjoy ourselves. 619 00:30:35,708 --> 00:30:37,708 One minute... we can romance wherever we want. 620 00:30:37,791 --> 00:30:39,375 Who are you to stop us? 621 00:30:39,916 --> 00:30:42,291 I'm Santosh, from the 'Chase Away the Romeos 622 00:30:42,416 --> 00:30:43,833 and Save the Daughter' group. 623 00:30:43,916 --> 00:30:44,750 And I'm Pushpa. 624 00:30:44,916 --> 00:30:47,000 We've got an all-India permit to beat up the Romeos. 625 00:30:47,083 --> 00:30:48,333 What nonsense! 626 00:30:48,416 --> 00:30:50,833 No nonsense. Better sorry than safe. 627 00:30:50,916 --> 00:30:52,125 We're keeping you safe. 628 00:30:52,166 --> 00:30:53,416 He's a red flag. 629 00:30:53,541 --> 00:30:56,083 Your mother told us to find out everything we can about him. 630 00:30:56,166 --> 00:30:57,125 We have all the details. 631 00:30:57,166 --> 00:30:57,958 Pushpa, tell her. 632 00:30:58,041 --> 00:30:58,666 Hmm. 633 00:30:58,791 --> 00:31:00,250 His name's Sandy? 634 00:31:00,416 --> 00:31:01,125 Yes. 635 00:31:01,208 --> 00:31:02,916 He's got a wife in Kolkata. 636 00:31:03,291 --> 00:31:04,166 That's a lie. 637 00:31:04,666 --> 00:31:06,583 We've got proof. It's not a lie. 638 00:31:06,666 --> 00:31:07,375 Pushpa, show her. 639 00:31:07,458 --> 00:31:08,500 Yes, yes. Look... 640 00:31:08,583 --> 00:31:10,291 Anjali Chatterji. That's your wife, isn't she? 641 00:31:11,041 --> 00:31:12,875 You can't blackmail me. 642 00:31:12,958 --> 00:31:13,916 I have a lawyer too. 643 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,500 - - Let me call my lawyer. - Go ahead. 644 00:31:15,583 --> 00:31:16,625 - - He's running away. - Sandy! 645 00:31:16,708 --> 00:31:17,625 He won't be coming back. 646 00:31:17,875 --> 00:31:19,833 Don't be sad, be happy! 647 00:31:19,916 --> 00:31:22,083 The Romeo ran away, and the girl's saved. 648 00:31:22,166 --> 00:31:23,958 Yay! Very good! 649 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,125 Yes! 650 00:31:26,208 --> 00:31:27,625 - - Hubby! - Hubby! 651 00:31:27,791 --> 00:31:28,708 Hubby! Hubby, come click our photos! 652 00:31:28,791 --> 00:31:29,958 Coming, coming! 653 00:31:30,041 --> 00:31:31,666 Take one of us... together! 654 00:31:33,250 --> 00:31:34,833 - - Like this. - Like this. 655 00:31:36,041 --> 00:31:38,625 Damn, he's roaming around with two wives at once? 656 00:31:38,708 --> 00:31:40,416 And both of them are happy! 657 00:31:40,500 --> 00:31:41,875 Come, let's go click some pictures over there. 658 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:42,916 Let's go. 659 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,583 Something's wrong. Something's fishy. 660 00:31:45,666 --> 00:31:46,708 Yeah. 661 00:31:47,541 --> 00:31:48,833 - - Thank you. - Enjoy your drinks, ma'am. 662 00:31:48,916 --> 00:31:50,583 - - Hello. - Hello. 663 00:31:50,666 --> 00:31:51,250 Honeymoon, right? 664 00:31:51,416 --> 00:31:52,041 - - Hmm. - Hmm. 665 00:31:52,125 --> 00:31:52,916 Yes. 666 00:31:53,250 --> 00:31:54,916 You both happy together? 667 00:31:55,208 --> 00:31:56,458 - - Yes. - Yes, why? 668 00:31:56,708 --> 00:31:58,500 Because you two have got one husband. 669 00:31:58,625 --> 00:32:00,083 Well, everyone has one husband, right? 670 00:32:00,166 --> 00:32:03,375 No, she means one woman should have only one husband. 671 00:32:03,458 --> 00:32:04,750 I have only one husband. 672 00:32:04,833 --> 00:32:05,500 Me too. 673 00:32:05,583 --> 00:32:06,750 Hubby! Hubby! 674 00:32:06,833 --> 00:32:07,333 Yeah? 675 00:32:07,416 --> 00:32:08,166 - - Let's go, Hubby. - Let's go, Hubby. 676 00:32:08,208 --> 00:32:08,875 Let's go, let's go, let's go. 677 00:32:08,958 --> 00:32:09,583 Excuse me... 678 00:32:09,666 --> 00:32:10,500 - - Bye-bye. - I'm tired. 679 00:32:10,583 --> 00:32:11,375 Where were you? 680 00:32:11,458 --> 00:32:13,125 I was just playing over there. 681 00:32:13,208 --> 00:32:14,500 But two women can't share one! 682 00:32:14,833 --> 00:32:17,041 A woman can share an OTP, 683 00:32:17,208 --> 00:32:18,500 not a husband. 684 00:32:18,583 --> 00:32:20,083 Ma'am, something's fishy for sure. 685 00:32:20,166 --> 00:32:22,625 Get all the details on his guy. 686 00:32:22,958 --> 00:32:25,583 Chase Away the Romeos and Save the Daughter! 687 00:32:25,666 --> 00:32:26,791 Let's go, mister. 688 00:32:26,875 --> 00:32:28,833 - - Done with the beach, ma'am? - Yeah. 689 00:32:28,916 --> 00:32:29,916 Let's go to a local church next. 690 00:32:30,041 --> 00:32:32,250 Lots of couples getting married there today... 691 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:33,708 mass wedding, you know! 692 00:32:33,791 --> 00:32:34,583 - - No. - No. 693 00:32:34,666 --> 00:32:35,750 - - Then you should know. - Yes. 694 00:32:35,833 --> 00:32:38,125 The more you know about Goa the better. 695 00:32:38,250 --> 00:32:38,916 Let's go. 696 00:32:39,041 --> 00:32:40,416 - - Hubby! Hubby! - Yes? 697 00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:41,375 - - Hurry up. - Hurry up. 698 00:32:41,458 --> 00:32:42,708 - - Coming! Coming! Coming! - Hurry up. 699 00:32:43,791 --> 00:32:45,166 You two share a hubby? 700 00:32:45,916 --> 00:32:46,375 Excuse me? 701 00:32:46,458 --> 00:32:47,916 You two share one husband? 702 00:32:48,708 --> 00:32:49,916 No! 703 00:32:50,208 --> 00:32:51,666 I was afraid people would say that. 704 00:32:51,833 --> 00:32:53,458 The way you both keep saying "Hubby! Hubby!' 705 00:32:53,541 --> 00:32:55,583 people might think I'm married to both of you. 706 00:32:55,916 --> 00:32:57,833 That girl probably thought the same. 707 00:32:57,958 --> 00:33:00,666 That's why she said, "You two have got one husband." 708 00:33:00,750 --> 00:33:01,208 Who? 709 00:33:01,291 --> 00:33:01,958 That girl... 710 00:33:02,041 --> 00:33:03,083 It's nothing. 711 00:33:03,208 --> 00:33:05,250 No mister, his name is Hubby. He's not our husband. 712 00:33:05,625 --> 00:33:06,541 - - Oh. - Let's go. 713 00:33:06,625 --> 00:33:07,375 - - Let's go. - Come on. 714 00:33:07,458 --> 00:33:09,291 - - He's not our husband. - Nice name. 715 00:33:12,166 --> 00:33:13,041 Where are we going? 716 00:33:13,125 --> 00:33:14,041 To visit a church. 717 00:33:14,416 --> 00:33:15,041 A church? 718 00:33:15,125 --> 00:33:17,291 Yes, lots of weddings taking place there today. 719 00:33:17,375 --> 00:33:18,250 Mass wedding, you know. 720 00:33:18,333 --> 00:33:19,333 A church where weddings are taking place? 721 00:33:19,458 --> 00:33:20,625 No, no, no, we are not going there. 722 00:33:20,708 --> 00:33:21,666 Why not? 723 00:33:21,791 --> 00:33:23,041 I'm Sikh! 724 00:33:23,125 --> 00:33:24,125 Take me to a Gurudwara instead. 725 00:33:24,166 --> 00:33:26,208 I'm Hindu but I'm going. 726 00:33:26,291 --> 00:33:27,958 - - And I'm Muslim and I'm going too. - Yeah. 727 00:33:28,041 --> 00:33:30,000 Exactly! None of us are Christian, 728 00:33:30,083 --> 00:33:30,875 so why are we going to a church then? 729 00:33:30,958 --> 00:33:32,208 - - What are you, mister? - I'm Jain. 730 00:33:32,291 --> 00:33:33,916 See, he's Jain, even he won't go. 731 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:34,833 I'll go, sir. 732 00:33:35,041 --> 00:33:36,625 Paths of faith might be different, 733 00:33:36,750 --> 00:33:38,250 but the final destination the same for all. 734 00:33:38,333 --> 00:33:39,541 - - Heard that? - Shut up! 735 00:33:39,625 --> 00:33:42,041 You don't even know Goa's roads and you're giving sermons? 736 00:33:42,166 --> 00:33:43,333 We're not going to a church, 737 00:33:43,416 --> 00:33:45,541 especially not where weddings are happening. 738 00:33:45,625 --> 00:33:46,208 Got it? 739 00:33:46,333 --> 00:33:48,083 Can't you hear me? Stop the car. 740 00:33:50,291 --> 00:33:51,416 Alright, I stopped the car. 741 00:33:51,625 --> 00:33:52,583 The church's here. 742 00:33:53,708 --> 00:33:54,541 What? 743 00:33:56,125 --> 00:33:57,625 Damn you! 744 00:33:57,833 --> 00:33:58,625 Means? 745 00:34:00,125 --> 00:34:01,208 Where did they go? 746 00:34:01,750 --> 00:34:02,666 Wow... 747 00:34:04,041 --> 00:34:05,666 Saniya... oh sorry. 748 00:34:06,250 --> 00:34:07,208 Saniya? 749 00:34:10,166 --> 00:34:11,458 It's such a beautiful church. 750 00:34:11,541 --> 00:34:12,708 Dear Lord! 751 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,333 It's architecture is so different! 752 00:34:14,416 --> 00:34:16,541 Never got a chance to go to a church in Bhopal. 753 00:34:16,625 --> 00:34:17,666 You're right. 754 00:34:17,750 --> 00:34:20,000 Look at that devotee... 755 00:34:20,250 --> 00:34:21,833 does anyone pray like that? 756 00:34:21,916 --> 00:34:24,166 I don't know, I'm visiting a church for the first time. 757 00:34:24,375 --> 00:34:25,333 Me too. 758 00:34:25,416 --> 00:34:26,708 What's going on over there? 759 00:34:27,208 --> 00:34:28,208 Looks like a flea market. 760 00:34:28,250 --> 00:34:29,250 - - Let's go have a look? - Hmm. 761 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,416 What the hell are you doing here? 762 00:34:35,500 --> 00:34:36,958 - - Both your wives... - I saw them! 763 00:34:37,041 --> 00:34:39,416 Of all places in Goa, you had to bring them here? 764 00:34:39,500 --> 00:34:39,958 I couldn't help it. 765 00:34:40,041 --> 00:34:41,083 I was taking them somewhere else but... 766 00:34:41,166 --> 00:34:42,250 they wanted to see a church! 767 00:34:42,333 --> 00:34:43,041 Get them out of here fast! 768 00:34:43,125 --> 00:34:43,750 Where are they? 769 00:34:43,833 --> 00:34:44,416 They went that way. 770 00:34:44,500 --> 00:34:45,750 - - I'll take care of this. - Okay. 771 00:34:46,750 --> 00:34:47,666 Why are you standing in the middle of the road, dude? 772 00:34:47,750 --> 00:34:48,666 In the middle of the road? 773 00:34:49,875 --> 00:34:51,750 Mother Mary, please help me! 774 00:34:51,875 --> 00:34:53,833 You're showing me the same two faces again and again. 775 00:34:54,083 --> 00:34:56,041 Where's the girl I'm supposed to marry today? 776 00:35:08,500 --> 00:35:10,541 Parth, what happened? 777 00:35:10,625 --> 00:35:11,625 All okay? 778 00:35:11,833 --> 00:35:14,541 Jenny... I can't marry you. 779 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:16,791 What? 780 00:35:18,208 --> 00:35:19,625 What are you saying? 781 00:35:19,833 --> 00:35:21,291 My dad just sent me a message. 782 00:35:21,708 --> 00:35:24,333 If I marry you, he'll disown me... 783 00:35:24,625 --> 00:35:26,250 no house, no business, no money. 784 00:35:26,333 --> 00:35:28,250 So what? You'll leave me? 785 00:35:28,333 --> 00:35:28,958 Sorry Jenny. 786 00:35:29,041 --> 00:35:31,000 I can't fight my dad. 787 00:35:31,625 --> 00:35:33,166 Girlfriends come and go, 788 00:35:33,250 --> 00:35:35,125 but rich dads don't. 789 00:35:35,250 --> 00:35:37,291 Parth, can't you see how much she loves you? 790 00:35:37,375 --> 00:35:38,083 What's wrong with you? 791 00:35:38,166 --> 00:35:40,958 I really love you, Parth... please. 792 00:35:42,250 --> 00:35:43,125 Parth! 793 00:35:43,625 --> 00:35:44,458 Parth! 794 00:35:48,041 --> 00:35:49,541 Jenny, don't cry. 795 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,791 Jenny? Jenny? Jenny, are you listening to me? 796 00:35:55,916 --> 00:35:57,166 You believe in God, right? 797 00:35:57,250 --> 00:35:59,375 Then trust His plan. 798 00:35:59,541 --> 00:36:00,708 Maybe Parth wasn't made for you. 799 00:36:00,833 --> 00:36:02,625 God must have someone else for you, 800 00:36:04,083 --> 00:36:05,958 and you'll definitely meet him. 801 00:36:06,125 --> 00:36:07,083 Believe me. 802 00:36:07,708 --> 00:36:10,000 Jenny? Jenny, are you listening to me? 803 00:36:10,083 --> 00:36:11,666 - - Please help! Somebody please... - What happened? Oh... 804 00:36:11,750 --> 00:36:13,166 Excuse me... Hello? 805 00:36:13,375 --> 00:36:14,208 Hey! 806 00:36:14,833 --> 00:36:15,666 Are you okay? 807 00:36:16,208 --> 00:36:17,333 Please save her life, son. 808 00:36:17,416 --> 00:36:18,916 - - Please help her. - What's wrong? 809 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,500 She's having trouble breathing. 810 00:36:20,583 --> 00:36:21,666 You'll have to give her CPR. 811 00:36:21,750 --> 00:36:22,583 CPR? Me? 812 00:36:22,750 --> 00:36:24,041 - - Yeah, please, help her. - Okay. 813 00:36:24,125 --> 00:36:26,041 Please, please, please... 814 00:36:26,541 --> 00:36:27,583 I'll go bring some water. 815 00:36:38,416 --> 00:36:39,291 Are you okay? 816 00:36:43,708 --> 00:36:44,958 Feeling better? 817 00:36:47,750 --> 00:36:49,666 You believe in God, right? 818 00:36:49,916 --> 00:36:52,250 Then trust His plan. 819 00:36:52,333 --> 00:36:53,875 Maybe Parth wasn't made for you. 820 00:36:53,958 --> 00:36:55,875 God must have someone else for you, 821 00:36:56,083 --> 00:36:58,291 and you'll definitely meet him. 822 00:36:58,375 --> 00:36:59,708 Believe me. 823 00:37:02,375 --> 00:37:04,000 I like how everyone's wearing pink. 824 00:37:05,333 --> 00:37:06,375 I'm so dead. 825 00:37:06,916 --> 00:37:09,500 Can I give you some more CPR... I mean... 826 00:37:14,458 --> 00:37:16,250 Some couples do it anywhere! 827 00:37:17,125 --> 00:37:18,166 Lucky girl. 828 00:37:24,833 --> 00:37:27,125 Thank God he found Saniya. 829 00:37:28,666 --> 00:37:29,875 That's his girlfriend, 830 00:37:30,083 --> 00:37:31,500 why are you two getting jealous? 831 00:37:31,583 --> 00:37:32,666 Get out of here. 832 00:37:36,541 --> 00:37:39,208 It's time to get my brother married. 833 00:37:39,791 --> 00:37:41,875 Everyone please proceed to the church. 834 00:37:43,041 --> 00:37:45,375 I was saying, now that we are already here... 835 00:37:45,583 --> 00:37:46,750 Jenny, are you okay? 836 00:37:46,833 --> 00:37:47,625 Yes, Aunty. 837 00:37:48,250 --> 00:37:49,083 Shall we? 838 00:37:49,166 --> 00:37:50,000 Hmm. 839 00:37:50,250 --> 00:37:51,208 Come. 840 00:37:55,041 --> 00:37:56,083 Help me, God. 841 00:38:11,958 --> 00:38:14,833 Now as you stand in front of God, 842 00:38:15,208 --> 00:38:18,791 and His church, you will all exchange vows, 843 00:38:18,916 --> 00:38:21,500 committing yourselves to each other, 844 00:38:21,708 --> 00:38:25,166 in love, trust, and faith. 845 00:38:25,500 --> 00:38:27,375 Grooms, tell your names. 846 00:38:27,458 --> 00:38:28,708 - - Tony. - Michael. 847 00:38:30,125 --> 00:38:30,791 Michael. 848 00:38:30,916 --> 00:38:32,333 Take your to-be wife's names. 849 00:38:32,416 --> 00:38:33,250 - - Julie. - Sofia. 850 00:38:33,333 --> 00:38:34,375 Jenny. 851 00:38:34,583 --> 00:38:36,500 Yes. Jenny. 852 00:38:36,583 --> 00:38:37,875 Say I do. 853 00:38:38,041 --> 00:38:38,958 I do. 854 00:38:41,416 --> 00:38:42,750 I have to do... 855 00:38:43,583 --> 00:38:44,541 I do. 856 00:38:47,583 --> 00:38:49,666 Brides, tell your names. 857 00:38:49,750 --> 00:38:50,583 - - Julie. - Jenny. 858 00:38:50,666 --> 00:38:51,625 Jenny. 859 00:38:51,750 --> 00:38:53,208 Your to-be husband's names. 860 00:38:53,500 --> 00:38:54,291 Michael. 861 00:38:54,416 --> 00:38:57,166 Do you take him to be your lawfully wedded husband 862 00:38:57,291 --> 00:38:59,666 as long as both of you shall live? 863 00:39:00,125 --> 00:39:00,958 Say... I do. 864 00:39:01,041 --> 00:39:02,000 - - I do. - I do. 865 00:39:02,083 --> 00:39:02,791 I do. 866 00:39:02,875 --> 00:39:05,458 By this authority vested to me, 867 00:39:05,791 --> 00:39:09,375 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 868 00:39:10,125 --> 00:39:11,958 What God has put together, 869 00:39:12,041 --> 00:39:14,291 let no one put asunder. 870 00:39:14,583 --> 00:39:15,708 You may kiss the bride. 871 00:39:21,541 --> 00:39:23,083 We haven't even kissed yet. 872 00:39:23,333 --> 00:39:24,458 We haven't either. 873 00:39:28,166 --> 00:39:29,541 That's the best part about Christian weddings... 874 00:39:29,958 --> 00:39:31,958 they get to taste the goodies right away. 875 00:39:32,125 --> 00:39:34,583 I say, we should taste the goodies too. 876 00:39:37,875 --> 00:39:38,708 I miss Mohan. 877 00:39:38,791 --> 00:39:39,666 I miss Mehmood. 878 00:39:39,750 --> 00:39:40,666 I miss him. 879 00:39:45,791 --> 00:39:49,291 Congratulations, bro, you finally tied the knot! 880 00:39:49,583 --> 00:39:50,708 Why don't you meet your sister-in-law first? 881 00:39:50,791 --> 00:39:51,666 Sure... 882 00:39:52,625 --> 00:39:53,625 Hi. 883 00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:55,708 Jenny. 884 00:39:56,208 --> 00:39:57,416 My friend, Hubby. 885 00:39:59,083 --> 00:39:59,541 Hubby, 886 00:39:59,625 --> 00:40:01,875 Those flowers are for funerals. 887 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,416 It's fine, it's all the same. Flowers are flowers. 888 00:40:04,500 --> 00:40:05,500 Yeah. 889 00:40:05,791 --> 00:40:06,375 Shall we leave? 890 00:40:06,458 --> 00:40:09,458 Son, as per our ritual you be his best man 891 00:40:09,541 --> 00:40:11,250 and walk Jenny to the wedding car. 892 00:40:11,333 --> 00:40:12,125 Of course, Aunty. 893 00:40:12,166 --> 00:40:13,208 Go ahead, Best Man. 894 00:40:18,041 --> 00:40:19,166 Let's go, Old Lady. 895 00:40:19,875 --> 00:40:21,916 Who do you call "Old Lady"? 896 00:40:22,250 --> 00:40:23,500 I thought since we are in Goa, 897 00:40:23,583 --> 00:40:25,458 we should pray for all our daughters. 898 00:40:25,541 --> 00:40:26,458 Exactly! 899 00:40:26,541 --> 00:40:29,166 Because prevention is cure than better. 900 00:40:29,291 --> 00:40:30,750 - - Then what? - Yes, ma'am. 901 00:40:30,833 --> 00:40:31,791 Yes. 902 00:40:32,083 --> 00:40:35,250 Hey, this guy's gotten married a third time! 903 00:40:35,916 --> 00:40:38,750 Daughters will only be safe when such Romeos get scourged. 904 00:40:38,833 --> 00:40:39,416 Scourged, ma'am? 905 00:40:39,500 --> 00:40:40,500 - - Punishment. - Yes, ma'am. 906 00:40:40,583 --> 00:40:41,833 - - Let's leg a break. - Huh? 907 00:40:41,916 --> 00:40:43,916 Break a leg. Let's break his legs! 908 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:44,791 Yes, ma'am. 909 00:40:45,166 --> 00:40:46,166 Father... 910 00:40:47,958 --> 00:40:50,666 Father, I have a confession to make. 911 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:52,083 Please tell me. 912 00:40:52,166 --> 00:40:53,750 God will help you. 913 00:40:53,875 --> 00:40:55,666 Jesus will guide you. 914 00:40:56,083 --> 00:40:58,250 - - Father, there's this girl I love. - Hmm. 915 00:40:58,375 --> 00:41:00,291 For her, I turned from Hindu to Muslim, 916 00:41:00,750 --> 00:41:02,208 then to Christian. 917 00:41:02,708 --> 00:41:04,375 Didn't get her though... 918 00:41:04,833 --> 00:41:07,125 but I did end up with three wives, one from each religion. 919 00:41:07,166 --> 00:41:08,666 There is no power and no strength except with Allah! 920 00:41:09,083 --> 00:41:10,500 What did you just say, Father? 921 00:41:10,583 --> 00:41:14,541 I studied Urdu and Arabic along with English. 922 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,416 Son, what you did was not right. 923 00:41:17,958 --> 00:41:22,208 You can't deceive three women by marrying three times. 924 00:41:22,291 --> 00:41:24,000 I didn't deceive anyone. 925 00:41:24,125 --> 00:41:25,625 I was the one who has been deceived. 926 00:41:26,500 --> 00:41:30,250 You tell me, should I go find my love, or not? 927 00:41:30,625 --> 00:41:32,166 I'll say this... 928 00:41:32,458 --> 00:41:34,208 forget the fourth one, 929 00:41:34,666 --> 00:41:35,916 and if possible, 930 00:41:36,083 --> 00:41:38,916 tell the other three the truth. 931 00:41:39,208 --> 00:41:41,500 If they hear the truth, they'll die. 932 00:41:41,958 --> 00:41:44,041 And if I don't get the fourth one, then I'll die. 933 00:41:44,333 --> 00:41:45,708 Because the fourth one is actually the first one. 934 00:41:46,083 --> 00:41:47,625 I'll marry her, no matter what. 935 00:41:47,708 --> 00:41:50,166 Oh Lord, have mercy! 936 00:41:50,708 --> 00:41:52,041 Father, you know Sanskrit too? 937 00:41:52,125 --> 00:41:53,083 Of course. 938 00:41:53,208 --> 00:41:55,000 People think if I'm a Father, 939 00:41:55,083 --> 00:41:56,166 I'll only speak English. 940 00:41:56,208 --> 00:41:57,541 That's not true. 941 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:02,083 You can pray to God in any language. 942 00:42:02,166 --> 00:42:03,000 Okay. 943 00:42:03,208 --> 00:42:05,750 Now I'd like to know more about you. 944 00:42:05,833 --> 00:42:06,833 Okay, Father. 945 00:42:07,041 --> 00:42:08,541 You're from Goa? 946 00:42:08,708 --> 00:42:10,375 No, from Bhopal. 947 00:42:10,875 --> 00:42:11,916 What's your name? 948 00:42:14,291 --> 00:42:16,166 What's your name? Come on, tell me, don't feel shy. 949 00:42:17,333 --> 00:42:19,583 Hello, Bhopali?! 950 00:42:20,125 --> 00:42:21,333 Bho... Bhopali! 951 00:42:22,666 --> 00:42:23,583 Hey! 952 00:42:23,666 --> 00:42:24,541 Where did he go? 953 00:42:27,416 --> 00:42:28,375 Huh? 954 00:42:29,125 --> 00:42:30,250 Where did he go? 955 00:42:31,208 --> 00:42:32,416 See, I know Konkani too. 956 00:42:34,375 --> 00:42:37,125 That's exactly what I'd say... stop chasing Saniya now. 957 00:42:37,375 --> 00:42:38,750 There are many religions in India... 958 00:42:38,833 --> 00:42:40,250 at this rate, you'll end up getting married once in each. 959 00:42:40,333 --> 00:42:41,291 So should I just forget her? 960 00:42:41,375 --> 00:42:43,958 Don't forget her, but don't remember her either. 961 00:42:47,958 --> 00:42:48,916 Look over there. 962 00:42:49,083 --> 00:42:50,541 Keep the ones you have happy. 963 00:42:53,625 --> 00:42:56,458 They're only happy only until they don't know about each other. 964 00:42:56,541 --> 00:42:57,916 They won't know about each other. 965 00:42:58,750 --> 00:43:00,333 Meera stays with your parents, 966 00:43:00,541 --> 00:43:02,041 Ruhi stays with her parents, 967 00:43:02,125 --> 00:43:02,958 and as for Jenny... 968 00:43:03,041 --> 00:43:04,625 we'll find a new house in Bhopal for her. 969 00:43:04,708 --> 00:43:06,000 All three of them will be happy. 970 00:43:07,291 --> 00:43:08,208 Good idea. 971 00:43:09,791 --> 00:43:12,166 Now all three of them will be together only in my dreams. 972 00:43:28,083 --> 00:43:31,625 With the first one, I locked my gaze, 973 00:43:31,791 --> 00:43:35,541 With the second, I promised in haze. 974 00:43:35,666 --> 00:43:39,416 With the first one, I locked my gaze, 975 00:43:39,541 --> 00:43:43,333 With the second, I promised in haze. 976 00:43:43,458 --> 00:43:47,541 The third one broke her every word, 977 00:43:47,625 --> 00:43:51,083 All three betrayed me, how absurd. 978 00:43:51,208 --> 00:43:53,791 The birds ate their fill, then flew away, 979 00:43:55,166 --> 00:43:57,125 The birds ate their fill, then flew away, 980 00:43:57,208 --> 00:43:59,000 And never returned to me that day. 981 00:43:59,083 --> 00:44:00,916 First one soars touching the sky, 982 00:44:01,041 --> 00:44:02,916 Second one soars flying high, 983 00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:04,875 Third one soars none can deny, 984 00:44:04,958 --> 00:44:06,875 I was left alone, high and dry. 985 00:44:06,958 --> 00:44:08,708 First one soars touching the sky, 986 00:44:08,791 --> 00:44:10,666 Second one soars flying high, 987 00:44:10,750 --> 00:44:12,541 Third one soars none can deny, 988 00:44:12,625 --> 00:44:14,583 I was left alone, high and dry. 989 00:44:30,583 --> 00:44:34,125 The first was beautiful, gentle, and fair, 990 00:44:34,166 --> 00:44:38,250 She sought my heart with her steady stare. 991 00:44:38,333 --> 00:44:42,166 She sought my heart on the sly, 992 00:44:42,250 --> 00:44:45,833 And not for a moment did she shy. 993 00:44:45,916 --> 00:44:48,333 She looked at me and stole my peace, 994 00:44:49,583 --> 00:44:51,458 She looked at me and stole my peace, 995 00:44:51,541 --> 00:44:53,625 Now she's gone and I am not at ease. 996 00:44:53,708 --> 00:44:55,541 First one soars touching the sky, 997 00:44:55,625 --> 00:44:57,500 Second one soars flying high, 998 00:44:57,583 --> 00:44:59,541 Third one soars none can deny, 999 00:44:59,625 --> 00:45:01,416 I was left alone, high and dry. 1000 00:45:01,500 --> 00:45:03,333 First one soars touching the sky, 1001 00:45:03,416 --> 00:45:05,333 Second one soars flying high, 1002 00:45:05,416 --> 00:45:07,208 Third one soars none can deny, 1003 00:45:07,291 --> 00:45:09,125 I was left alone, high and dry. 1004 00:45:09,250 --> 00:45:11,166 Listen to my love story, bro, 1005 00:45:11,208 --> 00:45:13,166 There was one king with three queens in tow, 1006 00:45:13,208 --> 00:45:15,083 He was having a time of his life you know, 1007 00:45:15,166 --> 00:45:17,291 He was enjoying himself for sure. 1008 00:45:17,375 --> 00:45:19,291 The first was a maiden so soft and bright, 1009 00:45:19,375 --> 00:45:21,166 The second one wounded my pride on sight. 1010 00:45:21,250 --> 00:45:22,958 While dodging the third with no luck, 1011 00:45:23,041 --> 00:45:24,916 I got love-struck, 1012 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:26,833 Who all do I love? 1013 00:45:26,916 --> 00:45:28,750 What all do I surrender in the name of love? 1014 00:45:28,833 --> 00:45:30,750 Three riders squeezed on a single seat, 1015 00:45:30,833 --> 00:45:32,416 Which one do I loose, which one do I keep? 1016 00:45:32,500 --> 00:45:34,625 His name's in the papers, a rising star, 1017 00:45:34,708 --> 00:45:36,541 This dude's counted among superstars. 1018 00:45:36,625 --> 00:45:38,541 My heart's rooms are crowded, every door's full, 1019 00:45:38,625 --> 00:45:42,375 Who do I welcome, and who do I pull? 1020 00:45:42,458 --> 00:45:46,750 Who do I welcome, and who do I pull? 1021 00:45:48,291 --> 00:45:50,208 First one soars touching the sky, 1022 00:45:50,291 --> 00:45:52,208 Second one soars flying high, 1023 00:45:52,250 --> 00:45:54,083 Third one soars none can deny, 1024 00:45:54,166 --> 00:45:56,125 I was left alone, high and dry. 1025 00:45:56,208 --> 00:45:57,916 First one soars touching the sky, 1026 00:45:58,041 --> 00:46:00,000 Second one soars flying high, 1027 00:46:00,083 --> 00:46:01,833 Third one soars none can deny, 1028 00:46:01,916 --> 00:46:04,208 I was left alone, high and dry. 1029 00:46:25,708 --> 00:46:27,291 Bro, Jenny really liked the house. 1030 00:46:27,375 --> 00:46:28,458 - - Really? - Yeah. 1031 00:46:30,041 --> 00:46:32,458 When a man gets a wife, his home is made, right? 1032 00:46:32,541 --> 00:46:35,416 And if he gets three, he's got three homes made. 1033 00:46:35,500 --> 00:46:36,666 You'll get me into trouble, you rascal! 1034 00:46:36,750 --> 00:46:37,666 Keep your voice down. 1035 00:46:37,833 --> 00:46:38,541 Sorry. 1036 00:46:42,666 --> 00:46:43,416 Hello? 1037 00:46:44,500 --> 00:46:45,375 Hello, Uncle. 1038 00:46:46,166 --> 00:46:47,208 Yes, of course. 1039 00:46:47,625 --> 00:46:48,458 Sure thing. 1040 00:46:48,583 --> 00:46:49,541 Of course. 1041 00:46:49,666 --> 00:46:53,125 Bro, Surleen's family likes me! 1042 00:46:53,166 --> 00:46:54,750 We're going to meet them Sunday. 1043 00:46:54,916 --> 00:46:57,125 Finally, I'll be set too. 1044 00:46:57,208 --> 00:46:58,458 - - Congratulations, my boy. - Thank you. 1045 00:46:58,541 --> 00:46:59,625 That is great news. 1046 00:47:02,666 --> 00:47:03,416 Police? 1047 00:47:33,958 --> 00:47:34,958 Mr...? 1048 00:47:35,875 --> 00:47:37,083 Michael. 1049 00:47:38,291 --> 00:47:41,750 D.D.... Inspector David D'Costa. 1050 00:47:43,458 --> 00:47:44,583 Goa Police. 1051 00:47:45,708 --> 00:47:47,666 What brings you here, sir? 1052 00:47:48,041 --> 00:47:49,333 I'm looking for a man 1053 00:47:50,125 --> 00:47:53,583 who's had three weddings in three different religions... 1054 00:47:55,833 --> 00:47:57,541 and apparently, he's hunting for a fourth wife now. 1055 00:47:59,833 --> 00:48:01,250 Sir, the thing is... 1056 00:48:01,333 --> 00:48:03,500 Hey Brother, you're here! 1057 00:48:04,958 --> 00:48:05,958 Yes, Jenny! 1058 00:48:06,041 --> 00:48:07,416 Sister, I'm finally here. 1059 00:48:08,208 --> 00:48:09,291 Brother? 1060 00:48:11,833 --> 00:48:14,833 And look what I did to your husband! 1061 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:16,416 Relax, it was a prank. 1062 00:48:16,583 --> 00:48:17,625 What prank? 1063 00:48:18,500 --> 00:48:20,208 Actually, I came here for a case. 1064 00:48:20,416 --> 00:48:24,083 A man who changed faiths three times and married thrice. 1065 00:48:24,416 --> 00:48:26,000 I joked that this guy was him... 1066 00:48:26,125 --> 00:48:28,083 and he got scared like hell. 1067 00:48:30,083 --> 00:48:31,166 What's your name, by the way? 1068 00:48:31,208 --> 00:48:33,333 Moh... Mohichel... Michael. 1069 00:48:33,416 --> 00:48:36,166 See, he's so scared he can't even say his name. 1070 00:48:36,333 --> 00:48:39,250 Don't be so scared, Michael, or she will kill me. 1071 00:48:39,666 --> 00:48:41,416 She's the only person in this whole world I'm actually scared of, got it? 1072 00:48:41,500 --> 00:48:42,250 Hmm. 1073 00:48:42,333 --> 00:48:44,375 And anyway, I respect you. 1074 00:48:44,875 --> 00:48:45,916 You're a gentleman. 1075 00:48:46,291 --> 00:48:49,833 When Jenny's boyfriend ran away, you married her. 1076 00:48:50,250 --> 00:48:52,750 I told her from the start not to marry that guy. 1077 00:48:52,833 --> 00:48:56,583 Only a Christian boy can truly understand a Christian girl. 1078 00:48:56,750 --> 00:48:57,833 Like you do, Michael. 1079 00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,166 Even if I stay at your place 1080 00:49:00,375 --> 00:49:02,500 and serve you all my life, it won't be enough. 1081 00:49:02,625 --> 00:49:04,541 No sir, please go today itself. 1082 00:49:04,625 --> 00:49:07,375 I can't let you serve me forever. 1083 00:49:07,458 --> 00:49:08,125 Correct. 1084 00:49:09,333 --> 00:49:10,208 He's funny. 1085 00:49:10,291 --> 00:49:11,833 I like him. I... 1086 00:49:13,125 --> 00:49:14,000 I like him. 1087 00:49:14,125 --> 00:49:16,875 Brother, you used to handle murder cases. 1088 00:49:16,958 --> 00:49:18,416 Who gave you this three- marriage case? 1089 00:49:18,583 --> 00:49:20,750 Father Anthony. 1090 00:49:21,333 --> 00:49:22,666 I want you to go to Bhopal 1091 00:49:23,500 --> 00:49:25,708 and find out about that boy. 1092 00:49:26,208 --> 00:49:28,208 I don't want the fourth girl's life 1093 00:49:28,250 --> 00:49:30,750 to get ruined because of him. 1094 00:49:31,625 --> 00:49:32,958 Father, you saw his face? 1095 00:49:33,041 --> 00:49:36,250 No, he ran off before I could. 1096 00:49:36,416 --> 00:49:37,875 That was close. 1097 00:49:38,625 --> 00:49:39,375 Huh? 1098 00:49:40,250 --> 00:49:41,375 He got away from you! 1099 00:49:41,833 --> 00:49:44,416 If Father had seen him, he'd be caught by now. 1100 00:49:44,625 --> 00:49:46,208 I still won't let him get away. 1101 00:49:46,500 --> 00:49:48,208 I'll make sure he pays. 1102 00:49:48,458 --> 00:49:49,958 Come Brother, I'll show you the house. 1103 00:49:50,041 --> 00:49:52,208 Sorry Jenny, I couldn't attend your wedding because I knew... 1104 00:49:53,041 --> 00:49:55,458 Now I can't even file a missing report for Saniya 1105 00:49:55,541 --> 00:49:59,000 Because if I do, DD will know I'm the guy he's looking for. 1106 00:49:59,166 --> 00:50:01,291 But why file a report for her at all? 1107 00:50:01,666 --> 00:50:03,166 She's her own person. 1108 00:50:03,291 --> 00:50:04,583 She came into your life when she wanted 1109 00:50:04,666 --> 00:50:06,375 and left when she wanted. 1110 00:50:06,583 --> 00:50:07,666 It's not like that. 1111 00:50:08,083 --> 00:50:09,583 I just hope she's not in some kind of trouble. 1112 00:50:09,791 --> 00:50:11,750 Bro, who could be in more trouble than you? 1113 00:50:12,125 --> 00:50:14,791 Most can't handle one home and you're juggling three. 1114 00:50:15,041 --> 00:50:16,166 Look at him talk. 1115 00:50:17,083 --> 00:50:17,750 Yes, Meera? 1116 00:50:17,833 --> 00:50:18,708 Come home quick. 1117 00:50:18,916 --> 00:50:19,625 What happened? 1118 00:50:19,916 --> 00:50:21,791 Father's arranged a music concert at home. 1119 00:50:22,250 --> 00:50:23,333 A music concert? 1120 00:50:23,416 --> 00:50:24,166 Hmm. 1121 00:50:24,208 --> 00:50:26,208 Since when does your father like singing and dancing? 1122 00:50:26,333 --> 00:50:30,333 The groom looks handsome, you know... 1123 00:50:30,416 --> 00:50:34,708 The groom looks handsome, you know... 1124 00:50:34,791 --> 00:50:39,083 The bride looks bestowed. 1125 00:50:39,375 --> 00:50:41,166 Be still my heart! 1126 00:50:41,416 --> 00:50:43,333 Be still my heart! 1127 00:50:43,583 --> 00:50:45,375 Be still my heart! 1128 00:50:45,458 --> 00:50:47,625 Be still my heart! 1129 00:50:48,250 --> 00:50:49,375 Mohan's here. 1130 00:50:49,916 --> 00:50:51,708 Be still my heart! 1131 00:50:52,041 --> 00:50:53,791 Be still my heart! 1132 00:50:54,250 --> 00:50:55,708 Be still my heart! 1133 00:50:56,083 --> 00:50:57,666 You call this a concert? 1134 00:50:57,750 --> 00:50:59,208 Who else did you expect, Honey Singh? 1135 00:50:59,291 --> 00:51:02,125 I'm the real honey. 1136 00:51:02,250 --> 00:51:03,750 Honey needs money. 1137 00:51:03,833 --> 00:51:05,416 Cough up Rs. 50,000. 1138 00:51:05,500 --> 00:51:07,333 Hey, I danced too... 1139 00:51:07,541 --> 00:51:08,833 deduct Rs. 20,000 for that. 1140 00:51:08,916 --> 00:51:12,708 Not Rs. 20,000, I'll give you Rs. 50,000 if you come with us. 1141 00:51:12,791 --> 00:51:14,500 We've got five more houses to go. 1142 00:51:14,583 --> 00:51:15,208 What?! 1143 00:51:15,333 --> 00:51:18,500 We won't settle for a penny less than Rs. 50,000! 1144 00:51:18,583 --> 00:51:19,875 Yes! 1145 00:51:20,083 --> 00:51:21,833 Because you get married only once. 1146 00:51:21,958 --> 00:51:23,000 Yes! 1147 00:51:23,083 --> 00:51:24,333 What if someone's married three times? 1148 00:51:24,416 --> 00:51:26,583 That'd be one and a half lakh for three wives. 1149 00:51:26,791 --> 00:51:27,583 What? 1150 00:51:27,708 --> 00:51:29,666 Who'd be mad enough to marry three times? 1151 00:51:29,875 --> 00:51:31,250 Not wives ... babies 1152 00:51:31,333 --> 00:51:32,750 They go for baby blessings too, right? 1153 00:51:32,833 --> 00:51:34,541 Yeah, we do. 1154 00:51:34,708 --> 00:51:36,916 - - We went to bless Farah Khan's babies. - Yes. 1155 00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:39,916 She gave us one and a half lakh rupees for three kids. 1156 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,791 Do you take money or donate some if someone gets a kid like him? 1157 00:51:42,875 --> 00:51:44,625 We give a ten percent discount... 1158 00:51:44,708 --> 00:51:46,875 dry fruits extra. 1159 00:51:46,958 --> 00:51:48,291 - - Heard that? - Fine, let it go. 1160 00:51:48,416 --> 00:51:49,750 Here's Rs. 50,000. 1161 00:51:49,958 --> 00:51:53,166 And listen, come back she has a baby. 1162 00:51:53,291 --> 00:51:55,541 I'll give you more. 1163 00:51:55,791 --> 00:51:57,791 - Be still my heart! - Music! 1164 00:51:57,958 --> 00:51:59,625 Be still my heart! 1165 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:01,958 Be still my heart! 1166 00:52:02,041 --> 00:52:03,583 Be still my heart! 1167 00:52:03,750 --> 00:52:05,333 Be still my heart! 1168 00:52:05,541 --> 00:52:07,250 Be still my heart! 1169 00:52:07,833 --> 00:52:09,166 Get in. 1170 00:52:09,541 --> 00:52:12,166 Be still my heart! 1171 00:52:13,041 --> 00:52:15,000 - - Let's go. - Bye-bye! 1172 00:52:21,666 --> 00:52:24,250 They made Rs. 50,000 in just five minutes. 1173 00:52:24,333 --> 00:52:25,125 Yeah, they did. 1174 00:52:25,166 --> 00:52:27,666 Think seeing that money's making you want to switch careers? 1175 00:52:27,833 --> 00:52:29,541 Why would I? 1176 00:52:29,791 --> 00:52:32,666 Well, you dance pretty well yourself. 1177 00:52:32,750 --> 00:52:33,375 Yeah. 1178 00:52:33,458 --> 00:52:35,541 I was dancing because I was happy for my son. 1179 00:52:35,625 --> 00:52:36,625 True. 1180 00:52:36,708 --> 00:52:38,333 You should do something too. 1181 00:52:38,416 --> 00:52:41,166 I'm... I'm organizing a prayer gathering. 1182 00:52:41,416 --> 00:52:42,416 Good idea, Mom. 1183 00:52:42,541 --> 00:52:44,291 I'm open to anything that helps my story. 1184 00:52:44,458 --> 00:52:46,000 Mehmood! 1185 00:52:47,833 --> 00:52:49,041 Mehmood! 1186 00:52:49,625 --> 00:52:50,791 That... 1187 00:52:51,166 --> 00:52:52,125 Hey Mehmood? 1188 00:52:52,250 --> 00:52:53,458 Mehmood? 1189 00:52:54,291 --> 00:52:56,000 Mohan's father looks confused. 1190 00:52:56,166 --> 00:52:58,083 Who's that yelling Mahmood outside our house? 1191 00:52:58,333 --> 00:52:59,250 Well... 1192 00:52:59,791 --> 00:53:02,166 Told you, stop taking loans under fake names! 1193 00:53:02,291 --> 00:53:03,708 Now people are showing up at my door! 1194 00:53:03,833 --> 00:53:05,500 You wait here, Father, I'll handle this. 1195 00:53:06,625 --> 00:53:07,708 Guppy. 1196 00:53:07,791 --> 00:53:09,000 Uncle, it's Hubby. 1197 00:53:09,208 --> 00:53:12,291 Hubby, you shouldn't borrow money. 1198 00:53:12,458 --> 00:53:13,041 Yes. 1199 00:53:13,166 --> 00:53:14,458 What are you doing here, Mr. Mirza? 1200 00:53:14,583 --> 00:53:15,541 I'm here to get you. 1201 00:53:15,666 --> 00:53:18,041 Why don't you tell your father you married into my family 1202 00:53:18,125 --> 00:53:19,041 and you stay with us now? 1203 00:53:19,125 --> 00:53:20,458 I would've... if I had actually married Saniya. 1204 00:53:20,541 --> 00:53:21,166 What should I tell him now? 1205 00:53:21,208 --> 00:53:22,958 That I couldn't marry Saniya and I am known as Mehmood now? 1206 00:53:23,083 --> 00:53:23,833 He'd not only throw me out, 1207 00:53:23,916 --> 00:53:25,125 he'd shut down the restaurant too. 1208 00:53:25,208 --> 00:53:26,625 Then what would I feed the three wives? 1209 00:53:26,791 --> 00:53:27,708 Three wives?! 1210 00:53:28,291 --> 00:53:29,791 - - Well, three... one's mine. - Yeah. 1211 00:53:29,916 --> 00:53:30,791 - - Your wife. - Okay. 1212 00:53:30,875 --> 00:53:32,000 - - And my father's wife. - Got it. 1213 00:53:32,083 --> 00:53:32,916 So, three wives in total, right? 1214 00:53:33,083 --> 00:53:34,666 - - Let's go. - Yes, let's go. 1215 00:53:35,333 --> 00:53:37,666 But you're a Sikh. 1216 00:53:38,250 --> 00:53:40,833 How did he even believe you could be Mehmood? 1217 00:53:42,083 --> 00:53:43,083 He's a drunk, Uncle. 1218 00:53:43,166 --> 00:53:44,375 Completely madâ keeps blabbering random stuff. 1219 00:53:44,500 --> 00:53:45,333 Today he's shouting Mehmood, 1220 00:53:45,416 --> 00:53:47,000 yesterday it was Amrood (Guava). 1221 00:53:47,333 --> 00:53:48,333 Amrood? 1222 00:53:50,291 --> 00:53:52,375 Mr. Mirza, you can't keep showing up at my place every day. 1223 00:53:52,541 --> 00:53:53,291 I'll come here on my own. 1224 00:53:53,375 --> 00:53:54,375 It's okay. 1225 00:53:54,625 --> 00:53:57,666 We won't take a penny less. 1226 00:53:57,750 --> 00:53:59,208 - - We need to head back, Mr. Mirza. - Why? 1227 00:53:59,250 --> 00:54:00,625 I'm missing home. 1228 00:54:00,708 --> 00:54:02,125 Cough up Rs. 50,000! 1229 00:54:02,166 --> 00:54:05,041 I don't have Rs. 50,000 and my husband's not home either! 1230 00:54:05,125 --> 00:54:07,625 Who does the man always hands the cash to? 1231 00:54:07,708 --> 00:54:08,750 To his wife. 1232 00:54:08,833 --> 00:54:10,333 It is not so. 1233 00:54:10,416 --> 00:54:11,333 Abba is here. 1234 00:54:11,958 --> 00:54:13,333 Look, Mr. Mirza's here. 1235 00:54:14,125 --> 00:54:20,291 Mirza's here! Mirza's here! Mirza's here! 1236 00:54:20,375 --> 00:54:21,375 Hey! 1237 00:54:24,333 --> 00:54:28,000 How much are you going to gift us for your daughter's wedding, Mr. Mirza? 1238 00:54:28,083 --> 00:54:29,208 I'm not going to give you anything. 1239 00:54:29,291 --> 00:54:31,958 He's the one who'll be giving it to you. 1240 00:54:32,458 --> 00:54:34,083 We've already taken it from him. 1241 00:54:34,208 --> 00:54:35,166 - - You have? - Yes. 1242 00:54:35,250 --> 00:54:36,125 Then leave. 1243 00:54:36,166 --> 00:54:37,083 Why should we leave? 1244 00:54:37,166 --> 00:54:39,291 Make your son-in-law pay. 1245 00:54:39,375 --> 00:54:41,875 He's my son-in-law. 1246 00:54:42,291 --> 00:54:43,166 I'll be damned. 1247 00:54:43,625 --> 00:54:45,500 Two places, mister? 1248 00:54:45,666 --> 00:54:46,791 - - Two places? - Two places? 1249 00:54:46,875 --> 00:54:48,958 They've got to go to two more places to visit. 1250 00:54:49,041 --> 00:54:50,833 They don't perform at just one spot. Pay them and send them off. 1251 00:54:50,916 --> 00:54:52,458 Where will I get Rs. 50,000 from? 1252 00:54:53,291 --> 00:54:57,458 Not 50,000... now we want 55,000. 1253 00:54:57,583 --> 00:54:58,500 What, you're charging GST now? 1254 00:54:58,583 --> 00:55:00,583 Yes, we are. 1255 00:55:00,750 --> 00:55:06,458 The groom's face seems one I know, 1256 00:55:06,625 --> 00:55:10,875 The groom's face seems one I know, 1257 00:55:10,958 --> 00:55:15,541 Looks like Mirza's oblivious, though. 1258 00:55:15,833 --> 00:55:20,166 Looks like Mirza's oblivious, though. 1259 00:55:20,333 --> 00:55:24,666 Looks like Mirza's oblivious, though. 1260 00:55:24,791 --> 00:55:28,916 Some things are better handled quietly, 1261 00:55:29,541 --> 00:55:33,875 Look, the groom is begging helplessly. 1262 00:55:34,041 --> 00:55:35,000 So? 1263 00:55:35,375 --> 00:55:39,500 55,000! Give me 55, 000! 1264 00:55:39,625 --> 00:55:43,291 55,000! 55,000! 55,000! 1265 00:55:43,416 --> 00:55:46,750 Look bro... uh, sis, there's a cash issue. 1266 00:55:46,958 --> 00:55:47,958 I don't have any on me. 1267 00:55:48,041 --> 00:55:49,083 Then take out your phone. 1268 00:55:49,291 --> 00:55:50,000 For a selfie? 1269 00:55:50,083 --> 00:55:52,708 Not for a selfie, for online payment. 1270 00:55:52,791 --> 00:55:53,666 Your phone number? 1271 00:55:53,750 --> 00:55:54,750 You don't need my number. 1272 00:55:54,833 --> 00:55:56,166 We carry QR Codes now... 1273 00:55:56,416 --> 00:55:57,250 QR Codes? 1274 00:55:57,416 --> 00:55:58,416 Yeah, QR Codes. 1275 00:55:58,500 --> 00:56:00,125 Here, scan it. 1276 00:56:01,500 --> 00:56:03,291 Come on, scan it... we've advanced too. 1277 00:56:03,500 --> 00:56:05,166 - - Done. - 55,000 received. 1278 00:56:06,416 --> 00:56:10,541 The groom looks handsome, you know... 1279 00:56:10,791 --> 00:56:12,833 The bride looks bestowed. 1280 00:56:12,916 --> 00:56:14,250 Let's go, people! 1281 00:56:15,041 --> 00:56:18,875 The groom looks handsome, you know... 1282 00:56:19,041 --> 00:56:21,166 Where are you going? Your wife's over there. 1283 00:56:23,875 --> 00:56:26,625 Michael, I've got a complaint against you. 1284 00:56:26,833 --> 00:56:27,458 What? 1285 00:56:28,333 --> 00:56:30,166 You only have breakfast with me... 1286 00:56:30,291 --> 00:56:32,333 so who do you have lunch and dinner with? 1287 00:56:32,666 --> 00:56:33,833 I do it at our restaurant. 1288 00:56:34,458 --> 00:56:36,083 - - I eat there with this idiot. - Obviously. 1289 00:56:36,166 --> 00:56:37,375 It's not like he's got two other wives 1290 00:56:37,458 --> 00:56:39,250 that he'd have lunch with one and dinner with the other. 1291 00:56:39,333 --> 00:56:39,958 Right? 1292 00:56:40,166 --> 00:56:41,125 Obviously. 1293 00:56:41,208 --> 00:56:41,958 Pass me the knife. 1294 00:56:42,208 --> 00:56:43,041 Why? 1295 00:56:43,250 --> 00:56:44,291 Need to cut his tongue. 1296 00:56:44,625 --> 00:56:45,583 He's a jinx. 1297 00:56:45,750 --> 00:56:48,416 Why would anyone who has such a lovely wife have two other wives? 1298 00:56:48,541 --> 00:56:49,666 That's exactly what I said. 1299 00:56:49,791 --> 00:56:51,416 You should talk less. You... 1300 00:56:52,375 --> 00:56:53,541 By the way, where's your brother? 1301 00:56:53,666 --> 00:56:54,500 Haven't seen him around. 1302 00:56:54,625 --> 00:56:55,916 He's gone out for some work. 1303 00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:56,875 He went back to Goa? 1304 00:56:56,958 --> 00:56:58,333 Not that far. 1305 00:56:58,750 --> 00:57:00,000 You know tomorrow's my birthday? 1306 00:57:00,083 --> 00:57:01,208 He went to book a cake for me. 1307 00:57:01,291 --> 00:57:02,375 It's your birthday? 1308 00:57:02,458 --> 00:57:03,291 Why didn't you tell me? 1309 00:57:03,708 --> 00:57:04,791 Why did he have to step out for that? 1310 00:57:04,875 --> 00:57:06,041 We could've just ordered it online. 1311 00:57:06,208 --> 00:57:08,500 No, when he goes in the police jeep, 1312 00:57:08,666 --> 00:57:09,708 he gets a better discount. 1313 00:57:09,791 --> 00:57:11,458 I even told him to grab some groceries. 1314 00:57:12,083 --> 00:57:14,791 Sister, got your groceries and everything, 1315 00:57:15,208 --> 00:57:19,541 and I invited a few of our relatives for your birthday. 1316 00:57:19,666 --> 00:57:21,000 Then let's invite Michael's parents as well. 1317 00:57:21,083 --> 00:57:21,916 My parents? 1318 00:57:22,125 --> 00:57:23,916 No, no... they don't meet anyone. 1319 00:57:24,083 --> 00:57:25,125 Not even each other. 1320 00:57:25,208 --> 00:57:26,000 Very strange. 1321 00:57:26,125 --> 00:57:26,916 Why not? 1322 00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:27,916 Why not? 1323 00:57:28,625 --> 00:57:29,833 He searched for them everywhere, 1324 00:57:29,916 --> 00:57:30,791 but couldn't find either of them. 1325 00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:32,125 They got lost at the Kumbh Mela. 1326 00:57:33,333 --> 00:57:34,875 Christian parents got lost at the Kumbh Mela?! 1327 00:57:35,375 --> 00:57:36,375 They were both police officers. 1328 00:57:36,500 --> 00:57:38,041 Since people always go missing there, 1329 00:57:38,125 --> 00:57:39,208 they were on duty to help others. 1330 00:57:39,250 --> 00:57:39,833 Yeah. 1331 00:57:39,916 --> 00:57:41,125 So while trying to stop others from getting lost, 1332 00:57:41,166 --> 00:57:42,125 they ended up lost themselves. 1333 00:57:42,250 --> 00:57:43,333 Wait a minute. 1334 00:57:44,583 --> 00:57:45,833 How do police officers even get lost? 1335 00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:47,125 How would I know? 1336 00:57:47,208 --> 00:57:48,416 Go ask in UP. 1337 00:57:48,583 --> 00:57:49,625 Why should he go there, Mohan? 1338 00:57:49,708 --> 00:57:50,416 Mohan? 1339 00:57:50,541 --> 00:57:53,583 Ganj. Mohan Ganj, their last known location. 1340 00:57:53,791 --> 00:57:56,458 Aren't you here because Father Anthony asked you to find 1341 00:57:56,541 --> 00:57:57,750 - - that guy who married three times? - Yes. 1342 00:57:57,833 --> 00:57:58,333 Right? 1343 00:57:58,458 --> 00:57:59,583 - - You're right. - Yes. 1344 00:57:59,708 --> 00:58:00,750 Focus, focus. 1345 00:58:01,125 --> 00:58:01,583 Right? 1346 00:58:01,750 --> 00:58:04,375 I'll catch the guy who married three times, 1347 00:58:04,500 --> 00:58:06,750 then I'll catch your parents. 1348 00:58:06,833 --> 00:58:07,875 I mean... I'm sorry, I'll find your parents. 1349 00:58:08,041 --> 00:58:08,916 It's a promise. 1350 00:58:11,625 --> 00:58:12,625 Okay, thank you. 1351 00:58:12,916 --> 00:58:13,750 That's enough. 1352 00:58:15,416 --> 00:58:16,375 Hubby, listen, 1353 00:58:17,083 --> 00:58:18,500 don't call me when I'm here. 1354 00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:20,708 The women here pick up anyone's calls. 1355 00:58:20,791 --> 00:58:21,791 Hang up now. 1356 00:58:23,041 --> 00:58:24,166 Meera? 1357 00:58:27,625 --> 00:58:29,375 I've got dessert for you. 1358 00:58:31,333 --> 00:58:34,750 Listen, this Friday, we'll keep a Roza (fast) together. 1359 00:58:35,166 --> 00:58:36,041 Roza? 1360 00:58:36,208 --> 00:58:37,125 Hmm. 1361 00:58:37,375 --> 00:58:39,625 I'd made a vow that after our wedding, 1362 00:58:39,708 --> 00:58:41,833 we'd fast together for a day. 1363 00:58:42,208 --> 00:58:44,041 So this Friday, we'll fast together. 1364 00:58:44,458 --> 00:58:45,791 Come home early. 1365 00:58:45,875 --> 00:58:47,333 We'll break our fast together in the evening. 1366 00:58:48,375 --> 00:58:49,541 Eat. Wait, I'll feed you. 1367 00:58:49,625 --> 00:58:50,458 No! 1368 00:58:50,625 --> 00:58:52,041 We'll break our fast together, right? 1369 00:58:53,500 --> 00:58:55,166 Whose phone is vibrating? 1370 00:58:58,541 --> 00:59:00,041 What's wrong? 1371 00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:01,833 Are you okay? 1372 00:59:02,375 --> 00:59:03,875 That noise is coming from my chest. 1373 00:59:04,083 --> 00:59:05,208 I swallowed a black cardamom whole. 1374 00:59:06,166 --> 00:59:07,291 Want me to get you some water? 1375 00:59:07,416 --> 00:59:08,333 Hmm. 1376 00:59:08,666 --> 00:59:10,083 Let me take your plate. 1377 00:59:11,041 --> 00:59:12,541 Looks like you really liked the biryani. 1378 00:59:12,625 --> 00:59:14,291 I'll go get you some water. 1379 00:59:29,083 --> 00:59:30,083 Does this look good, Mr. Mirza? 1380 00:59:30,166 --> 00:59:31,625 Yes, it does, but I want you to try this one. 1381 00:59:31,875 --> 00:59:33,708 You'll make me try the whole shop? 1382 00:59:33,791 --> 00:59:35,083 Come on, try it on, you'll look amazing. 1383 00:59:35,166 --> 00:59:36,208 I can't keep going inside. 1384 00:59:36,291 --> 00:59:37,166 I'll change here itself. 1385 00:59:40,583 --> 00:59:41,625 Hey... don't look. 1386 00:59:49,166 --> 00:59:50,375 I've tried on 150 kurtas already. 1387 00:59:51,583 --> 00:59:52,250 Wonderful. 1388 00:59:52,333 --> 00:59:54,000 You look great. 1389 00:59:54,125 --> 00:59:55,500 Now try this cap too. 1390 00:59:55,625 --> 00:59:57,416 - - It's great. - Hmm. 1391 01:00:00,750 --> 01:00:02,458 I'll try it inside. 1392 01:00:04,625 --> 01:00:05,166 Huh? 1393 01:00:05,250 --> 01:00:07,291 Strange, he wore the pajamas in open view, 1394 01:00:07,375 --> 01:00:08,583 but for a cap he needs a room? 1395 01:00:09,375 --> 01:00:11,291 Listen, I'll wait for you outside. 1396 01:00:13,291 --> 01:00:14,125 Excuse me... 1397 01:00:14,208 --> 01:00:14,958 Yes? 1398 01:00:15,291 --> 01:00:16,291 Where's Mehmood? 1399 01:00:17,916 --> 01:00:18,916 Over there. 1400 01:00:23,708 --> 01:00:24,500 Mehmood! 1401 01:00:27,791 --> 01:00:28,750 Mehmood! 1402 01:00:29,833 --> 01:00:30,750 Come on out. 1403 01:00:31,041 --> 01:00:32,375 I know you are in there. 1404 01:00:34,166 --> 01:00:36,291 Mehmood, are you going to step out or not? 1405 01:00:38,375 --> 01:00:39,375 Yes, sir, how can I help you? 1406 01:00:39,958 --> 01:00:40,916 I'm Mehmood. 1407 01:00:41,958 --> 01:00:43,666 You got married three times? 1408 01:00:43,958 --> 01:00:44,833 Three times? 1409 01:00:44,916 --> 01:00:46,250 Who told you that, sir? 1410 01:00:46,375 --> 01:00:47,833 Someone's filed a complaint against you. 1411 01:00:48,041 --> 01:00:49,500 A complaint? Against me? 1412 01:00:49,791 --> 01:00:51,583 Was it Jameel, sir? 1413 01:00:51,666 --> 01:00:52,875 Yeah, Jameel. 1414 01:00:53,125 --> 01:00:54,250 Sir, he's a liar. 1415 01:00:54,333 --> 01:00:56,125 Sir, he's lying! Ever since I kicked him out, 1416 01:00:56,166 --> 01:00:58,250 he's been spreading nonsense about me. 1417 01:00:58,583 --> 01:00:59,666 Arrest him, sir-- 1418 01:00:59,750 --> 01:01:01,041 Why should I arrest him? 1419 01:01:01,125 --> 01:01:02,916 I cannot lose my focus. 1420 01:01:03,125 --> 01:01:04,291 I'll catch the one who changed his religion 1421 01:01:04,375 --> 01:01:06,291 and got married thrice first. 1422 01:01:06,416 --> 01:01:07,666 Do you understand? 1423 01:01:09,250 --> 01:01:10,416 That was a woman? 1424 01:01:10,791 --> 01:01:11,916 She's got a very manly hand. 1425 01:01:12,083 --> 01:01:13,000 Let's go. 1426 01:01:14,541 --> 01:01:16,166 Ma'am, I'm here with my son-in-law. 1427 01:01:16,250 --> 01:01:17,958 Meet me in the evening, I'll give you my number. 1428 01:01:18,125 --> 01:01:19,208 Don't get too excited, it's me. 1429 01:01:19,333 --> 01:01:20,333 Why are you wearing a burqa?! 1430 01:01:20,416 --> 01:01:20,958 What are you doing? 1431 01:01:21,083 --> 01:01:22,125 Should I try on clothes only for myself? 1432 01:01:22,208 --> 01:01:23,250 Should I not buy anything for Ruhi? 1433 01:01:23,416 --> 01:01:24,416 Let's go. 1434 01:01:24,916 --> 01:01:27,000 Listen, the pooja items they sent are all wrong. 1435 01:01:27,125 --> 01:01:28,791 I've sent you a new list. Bring it along. 1436 01:01:28,916 --> 01:01:29,875 Fine. 1437 01:01:30,291 --> 01:01:32,250 Mr. Mirza, we need to go to the market. 1438 01:01:32,458 --> 01:01:32,958 Fine. 1439 01:01:33,125 --> 01:01:34,708 You shouldn't have troubled Mohan for it. 1440 01:01:34,791 --> 01:01:37,000 I told his father to get those things. 1441 01:01:37,166 --> 01:01:38,750 It's fine â Navratri's going on, 1442 01:01:38,875 --> 01:01:40,583 we'll need all this every day anyway, right? 1443 01:01:40,666 --> 01:01:41,166 Hmm. 1444 01:01:41,208 --> 01:01:42,333 Please stop right here. 1445 01:01:44,875 --> 01:01:46,083 Wait here, I'll go and get the stuff. 1446 01:01:46,166 --> 01:01:47,291 - - Hurry up. - Hold this. 1447 01:01:53,125 --> 01:01:54,291 And here's the coconut. 1448 01:01:54,375 --> 01:01:55,208 Coconut. 1449 01:01:56,250 --> 01:01:57,875 Sir, pack everything on this list. 1450 01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:01,833 You do pooja at your place too, sir? 1451 01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:02,875 Yeah, why? 1452 01:02:03,166 --> 01:02:04,541 No problem, I'll get all this. 1453 01:02:06,125 --> 01:02:08,166 Give me a red veil for the Goddess. 1454 01:02:09,333 --> 01:02:11,000 Sir, is this one okay? 1455 01:02:12,291 --> 01:02:14,250 Yes, it's red. Give me that one. 1456 01:02:18,833 --> 01:02:21,125 Sir, you forgot your phone. 1457 01:02:29,541 --> 01:02:31,166 Come on, come on, let's go, Mr. Mirza. 1458 01:02:31,208 --> 01:02:32,500 Hey, what's the rush? Come on, let's go already. 1459 01:02:32,583 --> 01:02:35,875 They sell stuff for funerals too. Want me to grab some for you? 1460 01:02:36,500 --> 01:02:38,833 They buy pooja items too? 1461 01:02:38,916 --> 01:02:40,250 Sir, this is what we've always wanted, 1462 01:02:40,333 --> 01:02:42,666 we celebrate their Eid, and they celebrate our Diwali. 1463 01:02:42,791 --> 01:02:45,541 But when it's about marriage, we should stick to our own faith. 1464 01:02:45,625 --> 01:02:46,583 - - Our own faith. - Yes. 1465 01:02:46,791 --> 01:02:47,875 Got it, sir. 1466 01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:48,875 You're absolutely right. 1467 01:02:55,083 --> 01:02:58,625 Son, Surleen liked you the moment she saw your photo. 1468 01:02:59,583 --> 01:03:00,416 Mom! 1469 01:03:01,083 --> 01:03:02,166 Son, you tell us, 1470 01:03:02,833 --> 01:03:03,958 what do you think about our Surleen? 1471 01:03:04,041 --> 01:03:05,291 He's over the moon. 1472 01:03:05,375 --> 01:03:06,541 A tea drinker's been handed a smoothie â 1473 01:03:06,625 --> 01:03:07,666 what more could he want? 1474 01:03:11,958 --> 01:03:13,708 We're talking about your marriage, son. 1475 01:03:14,125 --> 01:03:15,958 Don't you think you should've brought an elder along? 1476 01:03:16,125 --> 01:03:18,541 Uncle, he's an expert when it comes to weddings. 1477 01:03:18,791 --> 01:03:19,541 You name it... 1478 01:03:19,625 --> 01:03:21,791 Hindu marriage, Muslim marriage, Christian wedding... 1479 01:03:21,875 --> 01:03:22,625 he's done them all. 1480 01:03:22,791 --> 01:03:23,875 He hasn't missed a single one. 1481 01:03:24,083 --> 01:03:25,875 Done... he means I have attended them all. 1482 01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:29,791 Just like I'll attend his Punjabi wedding. 1483 01:03:30,250 --> 01:03:31,666 Attend... he attended them. 1484 01:03:31,791 --> 01:03:33,375 Hello! Hi! 1485 01:03:33,458 --> 01:03:34,916 Sorry, Aunty, I'm late. 1486 01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:36,166 Don't be late for her wedding. 1487 01:03:36,250 --> 01:03:38,541 No! Oh, Surleen, you look so beautiful. 1488 01:03:38,958 --> 01:03:41,250 Dear, meet him... our future son-in-law. 1489 01:03:42,166 --> 01:03:43,166 Hello. 1490 01:03:44,208 --> 01:03:45,208 This guy? 1491 01:03:46,041 --> 01:03:48,000 You're marrying Surleen to him? 1492 01:03:48,458 --> 01:03:49,333 Yes, why? 1493 01:03:49,458 --> 01:03:51,250 He already has three wives! 1494 01:03:51,416 --> 01:03:52,583 - - What? - What? 1495 01:03:52,666 --> 01:03:53,791 - - What? - What? 1496 01:03:54,041 --> 01:03:55,083 You have three wives? 1497 01:03:55,166 --> 01:03:56,833 No Uncle, I don't even have one. 1498 01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:57,958 He has three. 1499 01:03:58,041 --> 01:03:59,333 Forget him, no one can have three wives. 1500 01:03:59,416 --> 01:04:00,583 - - No one has a death wish. - Right. 1501 01:04:00,708 --> 01:04:02,166 You've misunderstood, ma'am. 1502 01:04:02,208 --> 01:04:03,416 No misunderstanding. 1503 01:04:03,500 --> 01:04:07,291 I've seen three women calling him Hubby. 1504 01:04:07,416 --> 01:04:09,541 That's my name... Harvinder Singh aka Hubby. 1505 01:04:09,625 --> 01:04:10,500 Everyone calls me Hubby. 1506 01:04:10,583 --> 01:04:12,333 Yeah, even I call him Hubby. 1507 01:04:12,416 --> 01:04:13,958 Does that make me his wife then? 1508 01:04:14,666 --> 01:04:16,250 If you still don't trust him, 1509 01:04:16,416 --> 01:04:17,500 then forget the whole thing. 1510 01:04:17,625 --> 01:04:19,166 - - Let's go, Hubby. - What are you saying, bro? 1511 01:04:19,250 --> 01:04:20,291 We didn't come here to get insulted. 1512 01:04:20,375 --> 01:04:21,375 I don't mind it. 1513 01:04:21,458 --> 01:04:22,791 Sit down, don't take it the wrong way. 1514 01:04:22,875 --> 01:04:24,458 No, no, we're not offended. 1515 01:04:24,625 --> 01:04:26,416 She runs an NGO... 1516 01:04:26,541 --> 01:04:29,125 "Chase Away the Romeos and Save the Daughter!" 1517 01:04:29,250 --> 01:04:32,000 She suspects everyone. 1518 01:04:32,083 --> 01:04:33,291 That is not right. 1519 01:04:33,916 --> 01:04:35,750 Mr. Hubby, do you mind if I take a picture of you? 1520 01:04:40,791 --> 01:04:41,791 Smile, please. 1521 01:04:42,416 --> 01:04:43,208 Very good. 1522 01:04:43,375 --> 01:04:46,375 I'll teach you a lesson later... I'll expose you. 1523 01:04:48,791 --> 01:04:50,291 Why did D.D. call us here? 1524 01:05:01,083 --> 01:05:03,041 Come on, there's someone I want you to meet. 1525 01:05:03,791 --> 01:05:05,125 Who does he want us to meet? 1526 01:05:12,541 --> 01:05:13,500 Meet him... 1527 01:05:14,333 --> 01:05:15,541 he's come all the way from Goa. 1528 01:05:16,125 --> 01:05:17,125 Father Anthony. 1529 01:05:20,916 --> 01:05:23,833 Father Anthony hasn't seen the face of the man 1530 01:05:24,166 --> 01:05:26,208 who kept changing his religion and got married three times, 1531 01:05:26,625 --> 01:05:29,833 but he says he can recognize him just by his voice. 1532 01:05:33,250 --> 01:05:35,416 Here, there's a confession written on this paper. Read it. 1533 01:05:41,541 --> 01:05:42,875 Read the confession. 1534 01:05:47,458 --> 01:05:48,583 Read it. 1535 01:05:52,041 --> 01:05:53,083 Begin. 1536 01:05:58,166 --> 01:06:00,125 Father Anthony is listening... speak up. 1537 01:06:00,166 --> 01:06:03,583 The first... 1538 01:06:03,708 --> 01:06:07,000 The second... 1539 01:06:07,125 --> 01:06:08,750 The third... 1540 01:06:08,833 --> 01:06:10,000 All alone! 1541 01:06:28,625 --> 01:06:29,875 Read the confession. 1542 01:06:34,875 --> 01:06:36,541 Father Anthony is listening... speak up. 1543 01:06:39,208 --> 01:06:40,416 Read it. 1544 01:06:49,375 --> 01:06:52,125 It's natural to get scared when your friend's about to get caught. 1545 01:06:54,125 --> 01:06:58,958 Look at poor Michael, sweating bullets just because you got caught. 1546 01:07:00,375 --> 01:07:01,583 - - I got caught? - Yeah, 1547 01:07:02,500 --> 01:07:05,666 You thought you can hide behind Michael? 1548 01:07:06,416 --> 01:07:07,375 - - I... - Read the confession. 1549 01:07:08,583 --> 01:07:09,625 Sir, I didn't... 1550 01:07:09,708 --> 01:07:11,750 Sit down and read the confession. 1551 01:07:21,333 --> 01:07:23,083 Father, there's this girl I love. 1552 01:07:23,166 --> 01:07:24,875 For her, I turned from Hindu to Muslim, 1553 01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:26,458 then to Christian. 1554 01:07:26,625 --> 01:07:28,458 And now you have become a Sikh. 1555 01:07:28,875 --> 01:07:30,541 No, Father, I have always been a Sikh. 1556 01:07:31,500 --> 01:07:33,333 Really? Then read it. 1557 01:07:36,916 --> 01:07:40,541 Father, I've made a huge mistake. 1558 01:07:40,625 --> 01:07:46,375 I've married three women of three different faiths, 1559 01:07:46,750 --> 01:07:50,541 but I still want a fourth. 1560 01:07:50,583 --> 01:07:51,625 I remember! 1561 01:07:52,750 --> 01:07:54,375 I remember it so clearly! 1562 01:07:54,541 --> 01:07:57,041 He's not that Bhopali. 1563 01:07:57,583 --> 01:08:00,000 - - What? - He's not that Bhopali. 1564 01:08:00,166 --> 01:08:01,458 He's not our guy. 1565 01:08:01,541 --> 01:08:04,291 See sir, I told you it's not me. 1566 01:08:05,125 --> 01:08:07,000 But what made you suspect me? 1567 01:08:07,166 --> 01:08:09,333 Actually, a girl filed a complaint against him... 1568 01:08:09,416 --> 01:08:10,958 Santosh, who works for some NGO. 1569 01:08:11,041 --> 01:08:12,958 Sir, I am suspicious about a boy. 1570 01:08:13,208 --> 01:08:17,375 He's already married thrice and he is about to ruin another girl's life. 1571 01:08:17,458 --> 01:08:20,541 Call him to the police station, hang him upside down and question him, sir. 1572 01:08:20,583 --> 01:08:22,250 - - Who is this boy? - Show him the photo. 1573 01:08:24,541 --> 01:08:26,708 She filed a complaint that you are married thrice... 1574 01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:28,166 and are about to get married for the fourth time. 1575 01:08:28,583 --> 01:08:30,791 But sorry, Hubby, you aren't the one I'm looking for. 1576 01:08:30,916 --> 01:08:32,541 I'm sorry, Father, for wasting your time. 1577 01:08:32,583 --> 01:08:34,625 No problem, David. No problem at all. 1578 01:08:34,750 --> 01:08:37,125 I just hope that man gets caught soon. 1579 01:08:40,416 --> 01:08:41,416 By the way, who's this? 1580 01:08:42,208 --> 01:08:44,666 Oh, I'm so sorry. I forgot to introduce you to him. 1581 01:08:44,750 --> 01:08:47,500 Father, he is my brother-in-law Michael. 1582 01:08:47,541 --> 01:08:48,583 Michael! 1583 01:08:48,666 --> 01:08:49,666 I see! I see! 1584 01:08:49,750 --> 01:08:53,833 I heard from David how you saved Jenny, married her. 1585 01:08:53,916 --> 01:08:55,375 Very good boy. 1586 01:08:55,500 --> 01:08:56,541 God bless you. 1587 01:08:58,416 --> 01:08:59,416 He can't talk? 1588 01:08:59,541 --> 01:09:01,458 He does. Say something. 1589 01:09:02,541 --> 01:09:03,666 He can't. 1590 01:09:03,833 --> 01:09:05,208 He's observing a Maun Vrat today. 1591 01:09:05,291 --> 01:09:06,375 Silent fasting. 1592 01:09:06,625 --> 01:09:10,750 Son, I know Maun Vrat is silent fasting! 1593 01:09:10,833 --> 01:09:12,958 I know Hindi, Sanskrit too. 1594 01:09:13,250 --> 01:09:18,791 Anyway, Michael, a husband who stays quiet lives longer. 1595 01:09:19,708 --> 01:09:20,875 Like the wise ones say, 1596 01:09:20,958 --> 01:09:23,166 One moment of silence can bring you a hundred moments of peace. 1597 01:09:23,250 --> 01:09:25,000 - - See! - I know Punjabi too. 1598 01:09:25,041 --> 01:09:26,416 Father knows a lot of language. 1599 01:09:26,500 --> 01:09:28,000 Come Father, I'll drop you. Please come with me. 1600 01:09:28,083 --> 01:09:29,916 I know. I know Sindhi also. 1601 01:09:32,291 --> 01:09:34,875 Let me drop you. Please come with me. 1602 01:09:39,375 --> 01:09:41,000 Goddess saved me today. 1603 01:09:41,375 --> 01:09:42,500 Big time. 1604 01:09:42,708 --> 01:09:46,875 Glory to you, O Mother Gauri, 1605 01:09:46,958 --> 01:09:52,500 Glory to you, O Holy Mother, 1606 01:09:52,541 --> 01:09:56,500 They meditate upon you every day and night, 1607 01:09:56,583 --> 01:10:00,500 They meditate upon Mother every day and night, 1608 01:10:00,583 --> 01:10:04,708 The powerful trinity - Brahma, Vishnu and Shiva. 1609 01:10:04,791 --> 01:10:09,500 Glory to you, O Mother Gauri, 1610 01:10:09,541 --> 01:10:10,541 Say... 1611 01:10:16,250 --> 01:10:19,708 Glory to you, O Mother Gauri, 1612 01:10:19,791 --> 01:10:23,291 Glory to you, O Holy Mother, 1613 01:10:26,291 --> 01:10:28,208 God bless you with good fortune. 1614 01:10:28,333 --> 01:10:30,166 May God bless you with a live long. 1615 01:10:30,250 --> 01:10:32,625 May God bless you with prosperity. 1616 01:10:33,083 --> 01:10:36,041 This offering if for the couple. 1617 01:10:36,125 --> 01:10:37,541 - - Please make sure you consume it. - Okay. 1618 01:10:40,041 --> 01:10:41,166 Come home early. 1619 01:10:41,333 --> 01:10:42,791 We'll break our fast together in the evening. 1620 01:10:44,250 --> 01:10:46,458 I'll eat it later, I've kept a Roza (fast). 1621 01:10:46,916 --> 01:10:47,833 Roza? 1622 01:10:48,791 --> 01:10:51,416 I'm keeping a fast for my wife. 1623 01:10:51,541 --> 01:10:53,000 You're fasting for me? 1624 01:10:53,166 --> 01:10:53,833 Yes. 1625 01:10:53,916 --> 01:10:57,083 If he's fasting for his wife then he's obviously fasting for you. 1626 01:10:57,208 --> 01:11:00,208 It's not like he's some king with three wives. 1627 01:11:00,291 --> 01:11:01,208 Well said, Uncle. 1628 01:11:01,291 --> 01:11:02,708 I was just about to say that. 1629 01:11:02,791 --> 01:11:03,916 What were you going to say? 1630 01:11:04,875 --> 01:11:05,875 Jai Mata Di (Glory to Mother Goddess). 1631 01:11:05,958 --> 01:11:07,791 - - Jai Mata Di! - Jai Mata Di! 1632 01:11:07,875 --> 01:11:11,958 Mohan, don't forget to eat the offerings or the whole thing would go wrong. 1633 01:11:12,166 --> 01:11:13,916 Things are already going wrong, I need to fix them. 1634 01:11:14,166 --> 01:11:14,958 Huh? 1635 01:11:15,458 --> 01:11:16,458 You have a banana? 1636 01:11:17,041 --> 01:11:18,500 - - Jai Mata Di! - Give me one more. 1637 01:11:18,541 --> 01:11:19,916 - - Jai Mata Di! - Jai Mata Di! 1638 01:11:21,750 --> 01:11:23,625 Get in the car, I'll go change. 1639 01:11:23,708 --> 01:11:24,708 Okay. 1640 01:11:24,958 --> 01:11:26,000 Bye, Aunty. 1641 01:11:29,916 --> 01:11:31,541 Let's go, let's go, let's go. I'm running late. 1642 01:11:32,875 --> 01:11:33,833 Yeah Jenny, I'm coming. 1643 01:11:33,916 --> 01:11:35,583 Jenny? Who's Jenny? 1644 01:11:35,958 --> 01:11:36,958 It's Ruhi. 1645 01:11:37,916 --> 01:11:41,041 Right, that's what I said, Ruhi... who's Jenny? 1646 01:11:41,125 --> 01:11:43,083 You said, "Jenny, I'm coming." 1647 01:11:43,166 --> 01:11:45,208 No, I said I'm just coming. 1648 01:11:45,291 --> 01:11:47,708 You're Ruhi and you're observing a fast. 1649 01:11:47,833 --> 01:11:48,625 It's not your birthday, is it? 1650 01:11:48,708 --> 01:11:49,916 What are you saying? 1651 01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:51,875 Anyway, that's why I called. 1652 01:11:51,958 --> 01:11:53,375 We have to break the fast at 6:15 pm. 1653 01:11:53,458 --> 01:11:55,000 If you are running late, you can break the fast wherever you are, 1654 01:11:55,250 --> 01:11:56,166 we'll have dinner together. 1655 01:11:56,250 --> 01:11:57,500 So sweet of you, darling. 1656 01:11:57,541 --> 01:11:59,291 You're the only one who understands me. 1657 01:11:59,375 --> 01:12:00,250 Bye, see you in the evening. 1658 01:12:00,333 --> 01:12:01,625 Okay, bye. 1659 01:12:01,708 --> 01:12:02,541 What happened? 1660 01:12:02,583 --> 01:12:03,708 I can break my fast at 6:15 pm. 1661 01:12:03,791 --> 01:12:04,833 Let's go, let's go, let's go already. 1662 01:12:04,916 --> 01:12:06,166 I'm holding the Goddess's offerings, 1663 01:12:06,250 --> 01:12:07,333 and you've got to break your Roza at 6:15pm. 1664 01:12:07,416 --> 01:12:08,666 I have no idea how you're going to juggle all this. 1665 01:12:08,750 --> 01:12:11,416 So sorry, guys, so sorry. I'm-I'm-I'm late. I'm late. 1666 01:12:11,500 --> 01:12:12,958 - - Happy birthday, darling. - Michael! 1667 01:12:13,041 --> 01:12:14,083 - - Happy birthday. - Please come, please come, everyone. 1668 01:12:14,166 --> 01:12:15,583 - - Everyone, please come. - Happy birthday! 1669 01:12:15,666 --> 01:12:16,541 Let's cut the cake. 1670 01:12:16,625 --> 01:12:17,583 - - Yes. - Let's do this. 1671 01:12:20,625 --> 01:12:23,583 Happy birthday to you. 1672 01:12:23,750 --> 01:12:27,041 Jenny, happy birthday to you. 1673 01:12:27,166 --> 01:12:30,125 May God bless you, Jenny. 1674 01:12:30,208 --> 01:12:32,958 May God bless you, Jenny. 1675 01:12:33,041 --> 01:12:34,291 Say... 1676 01:12:39,583 --> 01:12:42,125 Happy birthday to you. 1677 01:12:42,208 --> 01:12:45,083 Happy birthday to you. 1678 01:12:45,166 --> 01:12:51,291 Happy birthday dear Jenny, happy birthday to you. 1679 01:12:51,416 --> 01:12:52,916 Whoa! 1680 01:12:53,458 --> 01:12:54,583 Wait a minute. 1681 01:12:54,958 --> 01:12:57,375 I can't eat your birthday cake just like that... 1682 01:12:57,458 --> 01:12:59,000 without saying something nice about my wife. 1683 01:12:59,416 --> 01:13:00,166 Oh! 1684 01:13:00,250 --> 01:13:02,000 I would like to say a few words about Jenny. 1685 01:13:02,500 --> 01:13:04,208 Jenny, you might be the third one in my life... 1686 01:13:05,333 --> 01:13:06,041 Huh? 1687 01:13:06,375 --> 01:13:10,625 I mean, after mom and dad... 1688 01:13:11,500 --> 01:13:15,125 but for me, you're the first one. 1689 01:13:15,500 --> 01:13:21,000 The first to go to church, the first to pray for me. 1690 01:13:21,083 --> 01:13:24,208 Come on Michael, every Christian girl does that. 1691 01:13:24,375 --> 01:13:25,041 Just eat the cake. 1692 01:13:25,125 --> 01:13:26,875 He'll eat the cake, but the Roza... 1693 01:13:27,375 --> 01:13:28,250 Roza? 1694 01:13:28,333 --> 01:13:30,875 Roja. It's my favorite movie. 1695 01:13:30,958 --> 01:13:34,416 I told him we'd watch it together in the theatre on Jenny's birthday, 1696 01:13:34,500 --> 01:13:36,875 but then someone told me the movie left theatres 30 years ago. 1697 01:13:36,958 --> 01:13:38,208 You can show it to her later. 1698 01:13:38,291 --> 01:13:39,375 You can show her later. 1699 01:13:39,666 --> 01:13:41,208 First, have the cake. 1700 01:13:41,291 --> 01:13:44,041 Cake... I'll eat it, but before that, I'll make a vow. 1701 01:13:44,125 --> 01:13:45,916 Bro, you'll need more time... one vow won't be enough. 1702 01:13:46,250 --> 01:13:49,333 Yeah, even an enemy can make one vow... 1703 01:13:49,500 --> 01:13:50,666 I'll make a couple of them. 1704 01:13:50,791 --> 01:13:55,083 Jenny, I vow that I'll care for your happiness before mine. 1705 01:13:55,166 --> 01:13:56,041 How sweet... 1706 01:13:59,208 --> 01:13:59,875 And I vow... 1707 01:13:59,958 --> 01:14:01,000 It's 6:15 pm... 1708 01:14:01,166 --> 01:14:02,416 - - It's 6:15 pm...? - Hmm. 1709 01:14:02,500 --> 01:14:03,458 It's 6:15... 1710 01:14:03,541 --> 01:14:09,125 And I vow that I won't waste any more time and eat the cake! 1711 01:14:09,208 --> 01:14:10,375 Happy birthday, darling. 1712 01:14:11,416 --> 01:14:12,833 Yay! 1713 01:14:13,166 --> 01:14:14,000 Happy birthday. 1714 01:14:14,083 --> 01:14:15,166 Thank you. 1715 01:14:16,625 --> 01:14:17,708 I too have got something for you. 1716 01:14:17,791 --> 01:14:18,541 - - Hubby... - Yes. 1717 01:14:21,500 --> 01:14:22,708 Happy birthday, darling. 1718 01:14:23,416 --> 01:14:24,416 Banana! 1719 01:14:24,500 --> 01:14:26,791 When God gives you a banana honey, eat it as a holy offering, Jenny. 1720 01:14:26,916 --> 01:14:29,041 But first, touch it to your forehead. 1721 01:14:29,750 --> 01:14:32,375 Michael, did you put on a tika? (vermillion/injection shot)? 1722 01:14:32,458 --> 01:14:34,125 No, the last shot I took was for corona. 1723 01:14:34,208 --> 01:14:35,458 The rest, I got as a kid. 1724 01:14:35,541 --> 01:14:36,541 I'm not talking about that. 1725 01:14:37,208 --> 01:14:38,291 This red mark on your forehead... 1726 01:14:38,708 --> 01:14:39,708 My forehead? 1727 01:14:39,833 --> 01:14:40,750 Is it too red? 1728 01:14:40,833 --> 01:14:41,750 Yes. 1729 01:14:42,916 --> 01:14:47,541 Oh, it gets red like that... allergy, I think. 1730 01:14:47,583 --> 01:14:49,083 Allergy to what? 1731 01:14:49,291 --> 01:14:50,291 - - Well... - To cake. 1732 01:14:50,375 --> 01:14:51,333 - - Yeah. - He just had some... 1733 01:14:51,416 --> 01:14:51,916 so it got triggered. 1734 01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:55,541 Actually, if it weren't Jenny's birthday, I'd never eat it. 1735 01:14:55,791 --> 01:14:58,500 Baby... baby, that's so sweet of you. 1736 01:14:58,541 --> 01:14:59,541 It's okay, baby. 1737 01:15:00,541 --> 01:15:02,250 I too have planned a gift for you. 1738 01:15:02,333 --> 01:15:03,500 - - Seriously? - Come. 1739 01:15:05,791 --> 01:15:07,500 Wait... wait a second... 1740 01:15:09,333 --> 01:15:10,541 Only the forehead turns red? 1741 01:15:11,250 --> 01:15:13,041 No, a few other places too. 1742 01:15:13,125 --> 01:15:15,375 But I can't really show those in front of the guests. 1743 01:15:15,458 --> 01:15:16,333 Hey! 1744 01:15:16,416 --> 01:15:17,416 Come. 1745 01:15:21,708 --> 01:15:24,416 Sir, his turns red, mine turns blue. 1746 01:15:24,500 --> 01:15:25,500 - - Want to see? - Shut up. 1747 01:15:26,583 --> 01:15:27,750 Go offer cake to everyone. 1748 01:15:43,583 --> 01:15:44,833 And this is what I brought for you. 1749 01:15:45,958 --> 01:15:46,791 This...? 1750 01:15:49,250 --> 01:15:51,208 Like you kept a fast for our marriage, 1751 01:15:51,708 --> 01:15:55,208 I did a Pooja (veneration) for my wife's and my family's happiness. 1752 01:15:55,291 --> 01:15:56,166 Huh? 1753 01:15:56,583 --> 01:15:59,083 I worshipped, I prayed. 1754 01:15:59,583 --> 01:16:04,666 Our family will be complete only when we have a child. 1755 01:16:04,875 --> 01:16:05,708 A child? 1756 01:16:06,333 --> 01:16:08,666 What's the rush? 1757 01:16:09,041 --> 01:16:13,291 When there's a kid, a man thinks at least four times before divorcing. 1758 01:16:13,625 --> 01:16:17,375 I want you to think twenty times. 1759 01:16:17,458 --> 01:16:18,541 What do you mean? 1760 01:16:18,750 --> 01:16:20,458 I mean I want five kids. 1761 01:16:20,791 --> 01:16:22,333 Do you want to be a mother or open a madrasa? 1762 01:16:22,500 --> 01:16:23,541 Open a madrasa! 1763 01:16:27,083 --> 01:16:29,916 Saniya, what the hell did you trap me into? 1764 01:16:36,041 --> 01:16:37,458 Hey, make it a bit crisper. 1765 01:16:37,791 --> 01:16:39,041 Make it a bit crisper. 1766 01:16:39,125 --> 01:16:40,583 The pan's crisp too, want me to bring that along? 1767 01:16:41,541 --> 01:16:43,458 Ruhi, I... 1768 01:16:45,208 --> 01:16:46,083 Biryani. 1769 01:16:46,166 --> 01:16:47,625 No, the one eating it! 1770 01:16:47,708 --> 01:16:48,625 Rizwan. 1771 01:16:48,708 --> 01:16:50,083 Son, this is your abbu. 1772 01:16:50,166 --> 01:16:51,166 Abbu? 1773 01:16:51,375 --> 01:16:53,666 Yeah, he's my aunt's son. 1774 01:16:53,875 --> 01:16:56,500 She passed away, so he's going to be living with us now. 1775 01:16:56,666 --> 01:16:58,125 He's the one I mentioned last night. 1776 01:16:58,541 --> 01:17:00,458 You don't have any problem, right? 1777 01:17:00,708 --> 01:17:05,500 No, God sent me into this world, Allah sent me to look after people. 1778 01:17:05,583 --> 01:17:06,916 So, I'll look after him as well. 1779 01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:08,041 Go on, eat, son. 1780 01:17:08,125 --> 01:17:09,708 Son, say hello to Abbu. 1781 01:17:10,041 --> 01:17:11,000 Hello, Abbu. 1782 01:17:11,083 --> 01:17:12,333 When are you going to get me sweets? 1783 01:17:12,416 --> 01:17:13,791 Sweets? For what? 1784 01:17:13,958 --> 01:17:16,250 You just became a father. Sweets are a must! 1785 01:17:17,291 --> 01:17:18,125 Naughty. 1786 01:17:18,208 --> 01:17:19,083 You can surely have some sweets, son. 1787 01:17:19,166 --> 01:17:20,125 Eat this first. 1788 01:17:20,208 --> 01:17:20,750 I'll get going now. 1789 01:17:20,833 --> 01:17:21,750 Have some. 1790 01:17:21,833 --> 01:17:23,291 No Ammi, I'll eat at the restaurant. 1791 01:17:23,416 --> 01:17:24,375 Have some. 1792 01:17:25,125 --> 01:17:26,666 If he spares some, send it over. 1793 01:17:29,875 --> 01:17:31,375 Go on, eat. Here, have this. 1794 01:17:32,250 --> 01:17:33,041 Which one do you want? 1795 01:17:33,125 --> 01:17:34,250 - - This one. - Red? 1796 01:17:34,333 --> 01:17:35,750 - - Yes, red. - Say thank you. 1797 01:17:37,250 --> 01:17:38,000 Yes. 1798 01:17:38,083 --> 01:17:39,000 Good boy. 1799 01:17:39,166 --> 01:17:40,541 Did everyone get it? Yes? 1800 01:17:41,458 --> 01:17:42,375 Meera? 1801 01:17:42,958 --> 01:17:44,333 Hey, you're home early. 1802 01:17:45,625 --> 01:17:46,833 How many aunts of yours died? 1803 01:17:46,916 --> 01:17:47,750 Aunts? 1804 01:17:47,916 --> 01:17:49,500 Those are your aunt's kids, right? 1805 01:17:49,541 --> 01:17:50,666 Why will they be my aunt's kids? 1806 01:17:50,750 --> 01:17:51,750 They're the neighborhood kids. 1807 01:17:51,958 --> 01:17:53,083 I started giving tuition. 1808 01:17:53,166 --> 01:17:54,166 I see. 1809 01:17:54,250 --> 01:17:54,875 Nice kids. 1810 01:17:54,958 --> 01:17:55,625 Hello, kids. 1811 01:17:55,708 --> 01:17:57,458 - - Hi, Uncle. - Kids, you can come back tomorrow. 1812 01:17:57,500 --> 01:17:58,916 - - Bye. - Don't forget to finish your homework. 1813 01:17:59,041 --> 01:17:59,833 Bye, kids. 1814 01:17:59,916 --> 01:18:00,958 - - Bye. - Bye. 1815 01:18:01,041 --> 01:18:01,875 Bye-bye. 1816 01:18:01,958 --> 01:18:02,750 Bye-bye. 1817 01:18:02,833 --> 01:18:04,875 - - Bye, sir, ma'am. - Bye, son. 1818 01:18:06,625 --> 01:18:07,541 He's so cute. 1819 01:18:08,125 --> 01:18:10,791 Don't you think, we should have one of our own? 1820 01:18:11,166 --> 01:18:12,875 Pick one from these, any decent one would do. 1821 01:18:13,416 --> 01:18:15,458 I'm talking about our own child. 1822 01:18:15,500 --> 01:18:16,958 - - Our own child. - Our own child. 1823 01:18:17,041 --> 01:18:18,750 No, I want our own child. 1824 01:18:18,833 --> 01:18:21,291 - - Fine, let me see. - No, I want our own child. 1825 01:18:22,041 --> 01:18:23,083 Father. 1826 01:18:25,625 --> 01:18:26,791 Look, Father's coughing again. 1827 01:18:26,875 --> 01:18:28,375 Why won't you get him some medicine for it? 1828 01:18:28,458 --> 01:18:30,791 - - No need. - Father. 1829 01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:31,791 Bless you. 1830 01:18:31,875 --> 01:18:33,083 Who says you don't need it? 1831 01:18:33,166 --> 01:18:35,541 They stop romancing as soon as you start coughing. 1832 01:18:35,625 --> 01:18:37,791 If they don't romance, how will we get grandkids? 1833 01:18:37,875 --> 01:18:39,000 I'll get some tea for him. 1834 01:18:39,083 --> 01:18:41,250 Add some black pepper in it... to cure his cough. 1835 01:18:41,416 --> 01:18:42,208 Sure, Mother. 1836 01:18:42,291 --> 01:18:43,666 Ma'am, I brought your laundered clothes back. 1837 01:18:43,750 --> 01:18:45,875 - - All night you kept coughing on my face. - Show them. 1838 01:18:45,958 --> 01:18:46,875 Here you go. 1839 01:18:47,041 --> 01:18:48,500 Please count them. 1840 01:18:49,458 --> 01:18:50,500 Wait, wait, wait... 1841 01:18:51,208 --> 01:18:52,166 Hey, this isn't ours. 1842 01:18:52,250 --> 01:18:54,166 It was in your clothes, ma'am. 1843 01:18:54,250 --> 01:18:55,416 But it's a Muslim cap. 1844 01:18:55,625 --> 01:18:57,250 No one here wears that. 1845 01:18:57,333 --> 01:18:58,666 It's yours. 1846 01:18:58,750 --> 01:19:00,083 You have lost your mind. 1847 01:19:00,208 --> 01:19:02,541 You mixed up our clothes with someone else's clothes? 1848 01:19:02,583 --> 01:19:05,208 No, I wash this pant all the time. 1849 01:19:05,291 --> 01:19:06,125 It was in it. 1850 01:19:06,208 --> 01:19:07,000 That's Mohan's pant. 1851 01:19:07,083 --> 01:19:07,916 That's what I said. 1852 01:19:08,000 --> 01:19:09,541 This is brother Mohan's pant. 1853 01:19:09,625 --> 01:19:10,791 Mohan's pant? 1854 01:19:10,875 --> 01:19:11,708 My pant? 1855 01:19:11,791 --> 01:19:13,125 How is that possible? 1856 01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:15,291 Have you ever seen me wearing a cap like that? 1857 01:19:15,375 --> 01:19:16,458 But it came from your pant. 1858 01:19:16,500 --> 01:19:18,166 Why're you trying to prove it? 1859 01:19:18,250 --> 01:19:20,208 We said it's not ours, just take it and leave. 1860 01:19:20,291 --> 01:19:21,541 - - Take this. - Wait. 1861 01:19:21,958 --> 01:19:22,833 Go. 1862 01:19:23,375 --> 01:19:24,375 Give me that cap. 1863 01:19:28,333 --> 01:19:29,250 Here... 1864 01:19:30,500 --> 01:19:31,625 Wear it. 1865 01:19:31,916 --> 01:19:32,625 Me? 1866 01:19:32,708 --> 01:19:34,791 Yes, you... wear it. 1867 01:19:41,416 --> 01:19:43,083 Wow, it fits perfectly. 1868 01:19:44,708 --> 01:19:46,416 Mohan's mother, come here. 1869 01:19:54,000 --> 01:19:56,916 Now twist your face, like this. 1870 01:19:59,000 --> 01:20:01,000 Twist it like this! 1871 01:20:03,666 --> 01:20:06,125 Brother, do this. 1872 01:20:06,875 --> 01:20:07,916 Don't you have any shame? 1873 01:20:08,000 --> 01:20:09,041 How can you make a face in front of elders? 1874 01:20:09,125 --> 01:20:11,125 - - Sorry. - You do it... like this. 1875 01:20:11,708 --> 01:20:13,500 Like this? Like this, Father? 1876 01:20:13,541 --> 01:20:15,125 See, even she's doing it. 1877 01:20:15,208 --> 01:20:16,041 Come on, now you do it. 1878 01:20:16,125 --> 01:20:18,041 Close one eye and do this. 1879 01:20:18,666 --> 01:20:21,250 Mom, look at them, they're acting like kids. 1880 01:20:21,333 --> 01:20:24,250 Old guys act like this when there's no kid at home. 1881 01:20:24,333 --> 01:20:24,833 What? 1882 01:20:24,916 --> 01:20:26,291 Yes. Why are you doing this? 1883 01:20:26,708 --> 01:20:29,083 You don't get what I'm trying to do. 1884 01:20:29,208 --> 01:20:30,500 Come on, do it. Make a face. 1885 01:20:30,750 --> 01:20:32,250 Close one of your eyes and do this. 1886 01:20:33,291 --> 01:20:34,875 Like this? 1887 01:20:35,708 --> 01:20:37,083 Like this. 1888 01:20:37,666 --> 01:20:38,666 Like this? 1889 01:20:39,208 --> 01:20:40,208 Like this. 1890 01:20:40,291 --> 01:20:41,500 I can't do it. 1891 01:20:41,541 --> 01:20:43,041 Take this, I have a lot of stuff to do. 1892 01:20:43,125 --> 01:20:44,916 - - He keeps asking me to make a face! - Hey! 1893 01:20:45,041 --> 01:20:46,000 Mohan! 1894 01:20:50,125 --> 01:20:50,625 Excuse me. 1895 01:20:50,708 --> 01:20:51,458 Good day, Soham. 1896 01:20:51,541 --> 01:20:52,416 Thank you, ma'am. 1897 01:20:52,625 --> 01:20:53,458 Thank you. 1898 01:20:57,083 --> 01:20:58,458 Excuse me, ma'am. 1899 01:20:59,416 --> 01:21:00,583 - - You? - You! 1900 01:21:01,541 --> 01:21:03,375 We're both Hubby's wives... remember? 1901 01:21:03,458 --> 01:21:04,875 Of course, how can I forget that? 1902 01:21:04,958 --> 01:21:07,875 - - Everyone was so confused. - Especially that taxi driver. 1903 01:21:07,958 --> 01:21:09,333 Oh, my God! 1904 01:21:09,833 --> 01:21:11,333 So, what brings you here? 1905 01:21:11,416 --> 01:21:13,708 I came here for my son's admission. 1906 01:21:13,791 --> 01:21:14,708 Your son? 1907 01:21:14,791 --> 01:21:17,166 I mean my aunt's son. 1908 01:21:17,250 --> 01:21:19,375 My aunt passed away so he's living with us now. 1909 01:21:19,458 --> 01:21:20,416 Oh, so sorry. 1910 01:21:20,625 --> 01:21:22,583 He missed school because of it. 1911 01:21:22,791 --> 01:21:24,208 He might take some time to catch up. 1912 01:21:24,291 --> 01:21:25,916 Please do the best you can. 1913 01:21:27,083 --> 01:21:27,833 No problem. 1914 01:21:27,958 --> 01:21:30,666 If you want you can send him to my house for tuition from today itself. 1915 01:21:31,458 --> 01:21:32,041 Right? 1916 01:21:32,125 --> 01:21:34,291 You come too along, we'll have some tea and chitchat. 1917 01:21:34,375 --> 01:21:35,250 Okay. Done. 1918 01:21:35,333 --> 01:21:36,416 I'll send you my address. 1919 01:21:47,708 --> 01:21:48,625 Bye, baby. 1920 01:21:48,708 --> 01:21:49,500 Bye. 1921 01:21:49,541 --> 01:21:50,583 Bye, see you. 1922 01:21:51,541 --> 01:21:53,000 Glory to Lord Ganesha! 1923 01:21:53,166 --> 01:21:54,416 Michael...? 1924 01:21:55,875 --> 01:21:57,625 He's the guy in charge here? 1925 01:21:57,791 --> 01:21:59,625 I mean, of course I'm Christian... 1926 01:22:00,083 --> 01:22:01,041 Did I say anything? 1927 01:22:01,166 --> 01:22:03,541 No, but you're a cop's sister, who knows what might make you suspicious. 1928 01:22:03,625 --> 01:22:04,958 You think I doubt you? 1929 01:22:05,041 --> 01:22:06,666 - - No, I just... - I was saying I'll be late, 1930 01:22:06,750 --> 01:22:08,000 so I'll see you in the evening, okay? 1931 01:22:08,083 --> 01:22:08,916 - - Oh, okay. See you. - Bye. 1932 01:22:12,708 --> 01:22:13,416 Yes, Meera? 1933 01:22:13,500 --> 01:22:14,875 You're picking me up from school, right? 1934 01:22:14,958 --> 01:22:15,625 Yes, I'm on my way. 1935 01:22:15,708 --> 01:22:17,208 - - I've been waiting. - I'm coming. 1936 01:22:29,375 --> 01:22:30,833 [Indistinct Chatter] 1937 01:22:31,625 --> 01:22:33,291 [Indistinct Chatter] 1938 01:22:35,541 --> 01:22:36,500 Mehmood? 1939 01:22:37,583 --> 01:22:38,500 What are you doing here? 1940 01:22:38,583 --> 01:22:40,083 What are you doing here? 1941 01:22:40,166 --> 01:22:41,916 I... I came here for Rizwan's admission. 1942 01:22:42,000 --> 01:22:42,791 You didn't enroll him, did you? 1943 01:22:42,875 --> 01:22:44,250 This school's reputation's bad. 1944 01:22:44,333 --> 01:22:46,083 The principal eloped with a student's mother. 1945 01:22:46,166 --> 01:22:47,958 No, that's not true. It's a great school. 1946 01:22:48,041 --> 01:22:50,375 In fact, one of the teachers is my friend, Meera. 1947 01:22:50,458 --> 01:22:51,125 Come, I'll introduce you. 1948 01:22:51,208 --> 01:22:52,250 I don't want to meet anyone. 1949 01:22:52,333 --> 01:22:52,958 - - Let's go home. - Let's go? 1950 01:22:53,041 --> 01:22:53,875 Rizwan must be hungry. 1951 01:22:53,958 --> 01:22:55,083 I'm not hungry. 1952 01:22:55,166 --> 01:22:56,500 You're not hungry today? 1953 01:22:59,875 --> 01:23:01,583 How'd you know I'd be here? 1954 01:23:01,708 --> 01:23:03,125 That's just how lucky I am... 1955 01:23:03,208 --> 01:23:05,458 I go looking for one, end up finding another. 1956 01:23:05,541 --> 01:23:07,041 Not another, your wife. 1957 01:23:07,166 --> 01:23:08,250 Yeah, same thing. 1958 01:23:20,791 --> 01:23:22,541 Ammi, do I have to start attending the tuition classes from today itself? 1959 01:23:22,625 --> 01:23:24,583 Yes, you have missed school for six months. 1960 01:23:24,666 --> 01:23:25,625 You will have to attend them. 1961 01:23:25,958 --> 01:23:27,208 Go and pack your school bag. 1962 01:23:30,458 --> 01:23:31,833 Meera, sorry, I got late. 1963 01:23:31,916 --> 01:23:32,875 I'll be there in a bit. 1964 01:23:32,958 --> 01:23:34,583 I'm home. You too come soon. 1965 01:23:34,875 --> 01:23:35,875 Father's gone... 1966 01:23:36,583 --> 01:23:37,916 What! Father! 1967 01:23:38,041 --> 01:23:39,375 I'm coming right away. 1968 01:23:41,291 --> 01:23:43,833 Hubby, come home right away. Father's not well. 1969 01:23:43,916 --> 01:23:44,958 - - What? - Come home right away. 1970 01:23:45,041 --> 01:23:46,208 I'll talk to you once I get there. 1971 01:23:50,083 --> 01:23:51,083 Meera! 1972 01:23:51,708 --> 01:23:52,500 Meera! 1973 01:23:53,666 --> 01:23:54,708 Meera! 1974 01:24:09,500 --> 01:24:10,416 Meera? 1975 01:24:13,416 --> 01:24:14,666 You said Father's gone? 1976 01:24:16,041 --> 01:24:19,208 Yeah, to the market with Mother. 1977 01:24:21,250 --> 01:24:22,166 You are just too much... 1978 01:24:22,250 --> 01:24:23,916 It's difficult to get hold of you these days. 1979 01:24:26,375 --> 01:24:35,958 Oh, with eyes that steal your restless heart, 1980 01:24:36,333 --> 01:24:45,583 Hold me close before the lightning start. 1981 01:24:46,291 --> 01:24:55,166 I'm young, alive, with grace untold, 1982 01:24:55,333 --> 01:25:03,625 I'm blessed with beauty, bright and bold. 1983 01:25:14,208 --> 01:25:18,708 My love, I am intoxicating, 1984 01:25:18,791 --> 01:25:22,666 I'm ready and waiting, 1985 01:25:22,750 --> 01:25:26,500 I am fresh and refreshing too, 1986 01:25:26,541 --> 01:25:29,541 I've turned to bloom, a rose in hue, 1987 01:25:29,583 --> 01:25:33,375 I'll be your rose, take me in your arms divine, 1988 01:25:33,458 --> 01:25:37,291 Let your magic weave with mine. 1989 01:25:37,375 --> 01:25:41,375 I'll be your rose, take me in your arms divine, 1990 01:25:41,458 --> 01:25:44,916 Let your magic weave with mine. 1991 01:25:45,375 --> 01:25:52,500 Let me show you a sight so rare, 1992 01:25:52,583 --> 01:25:56,291 Come on, let's have fun without a care. 1993 01:25:56,375 --> 01:26:00,250 Come on, let's have fun without a care. 1994 01:26:00,333 --> 01:26:03,958 Come on, let's have fun without a care. 1995 01:26:04,041 --> 01:26:08,625 Come on, let's have fun without a care. 1996 01:26:27,000 --> 01:26:33,708 You can fall like the rain tonight, 1997 01:26:34,958 --> 01:26:41,083 Hold me close till the morning light. 1998 01:26:42,541 --> 01:26:49,625 In the dark, with every lamp turned off, 1999 01:26:50,208 --> 01:26:55,833 Come closer, let the distance fall off. 2000 01:26:57,958 --> 01:27:02,041 I am perfume, I smell sweet and true, 2001 01:27:02,125 --> 01:27:05,625 Wear me, beloved, I'm made for you. 2002 01:27:05,708 --> 01:27:09,791 I am perfume, I smell sweet and true, 2003 01:27:09,875 --> 01:27:13,250 Wear me, beloved, I'm made for you. 2004 01:27:13,333 --> 01:27:20,833 Let me show you a sight so rare, 2005 01:27:20,916 --> 01:27:24,666 Come on, let's have fun without a care. 2006 01:27:24,750 --> 01:27:28,541 Come on, let's have fun without a care. 2007 01:27:28,583 --> 01:27:32,416 Come on, let's have fun without a care. 2008 01:27:32,500 --> 01:27:36,916 Come on, let's have fun without a care. 2009 01:27:41,083 --> 01:27:42,000 Abba! 2010 01:27:46,291 --> 01:27:47,208 Abba? 2011 01:27:47,625 --> 01:27:48,708 He's my husband. 2012 01:27:49,000 --> 01:27:50,041 Who's your Abba? 2013 01:27:54,166 --> 01:27:56,208 Oh with his back on me, I thought he was my abba. 2014 01:27:56,375 --> 01:27:58,500 He has the same vest. 2015 01:27:59,583 --> 01:28:00,375 I see. 2016 01:28:00,458 --> 01:28:01,666 He might have the same vest, 2017 01:28:01,750 --> 01:28:03,000 - - but he doesn't have the same face, right? - Yeah. 2018 01:28:03,166 --> 01:28:03,791 Yeah. 2019 01:28:03,916 --> 01:28:04,625 Yeah. 2020 01:28:05,333 --> 01:28:06,208 What yeah? 2021 01:28:06,541 --> 01:28:07,916 No, the face's totally different. 2022 01:28:08,708 --> 01:28:10,291 See? The face's totally different. 2023 01:28:10,833 --> 01:28:13,041 In this world, there are seven people who look exactly alike. 2024 01:28:13,500 --> 01:28:16,000 So if one day you see someone with my face with another woman, 2025 01:28:16,125 --> 01:28:17,708 don't start doubting me. 2026 01:28:17,791 --> 01:28:18,583 I don't doubt you. 2027 01:28:18,666 --> 01:28:22,500 You never know with wives, no one can tell what might trigger suspicion. 2028 01:28:22,916 --> 01:28:25,000 Son, will you come at this time every day? 2029 01:28:26,666 --> 01:28:28,583 - - No, he just came early today. - I see. 2030 01:28:28,666 --> 01:28:29,916 Then from tomorrow, I'll call him a little later. 2031 01:28:30,000 --> 01:28:30,958 Go home, son. 2032 01:28:31,125 --> 01:28:32,291 Can I drop you home, Rizwan? 2033 01:28:32,625 --> 01:28:33,500 Wait... 2034 01:28:34,458 --> 01:28:35,541 How do you know his name? 2035 01:28:36,833 --> 01:28:37,916 His name... 2036 01:28:38,750 --> 01:28:40,000 it's on his bag. 2037 01:28:40,083 --> 01:28:40,875 Show it to her. 2038 01:28:41,458 --> 01:28:42,333 See? 2039 01:28:42,541 --> 01:28:45,125 No, but the bag is on his back. 2040 01:28:45,583 --> 01:28:46,958 When did you read his name? 2041 01:28:47,916 --> 01:28:48,958 When he came in... 2042 01:28:49,041 --> 01:28:49,583 Okay. 2043 01:28:49,666 --> 01:28:51,291 - - He was holding his bag in the front. - Okay. 2044 01:28:51,375 --> 01:28:52,041 Right? 2045 01:28:52,125 --> 01:28:53,791 Yes, I was. Uncle is right. 2046 01:28:53,958 --> 01:28:54,791 Yes. 2047 01:28:54,875 --> 01:28:55,666 Brother! 2048 01:28:55,833 --> 01:28:57,541 He could never get my name right. 2049 01:28:57,625 --> 01:28:58,916 He's gone before he ever could. 2050 01:28:59,000 --> 01:29:00,375 He's not gone. 2051 01:29:01,125 --> 01:29:02,375 Tell him where Father is. 2052 01:29:02,791 --> 01:29:03,791 Where is he? 2053 01:29:04,791 --> 01:29:05,541 Bye. 2054 01:29:08,750 --> 01:29:10,000 I nearly died. 2055 01:29:10,333 --> 01:29:11,500 - - How? - Look over here. 2056 01:29:16,000 --> 01:29:16,958 Rizwan, my child... 2057 01:29:17,041 --> 01:29:18,166 What is he doing here? 2058 01:29:18,541 --> 01:29:19,541 What is he doing here? 2059 01:29:21,041 --> 01:29:23,291 Why'd you drag me all the way out here? 2060 01:29:23,375 --> 01:29:25,583 Son, we just came to make you understand, 2061 01:29:25,833 --> 01:29:29,333 if you tell anyone that this man's got three wives... 2062 01:29:29,416 --> 01:29:30,208 Three wives? 2063 01:29:30,291 --> 01:29:32,000 Two! Two! What are you saying? 2064 01:29:32,083 --> 01:29:33,083 Yeah, two. 2065 01:29:33,416 --> 01:29:35,250 If you tell anyone, 2066 01:29:35,416 --> 01:29:38,500 I'll strip you naked and throw you in the lake. 2067 01:29:38,541 --> 01:29:39,291 Wait... 2068 01:29:39,875 --> 01:29:41,500 The state I caught him, 2069 01:29:42,083 --> 01:29:44,083 shouldn't I be the one getting threatened him? 2070 01:29:44,208 --> 01:29:45,166 You are right, son. 2071 01:29:45,250 --> 01:29:46,666 That was his idea. 2072 01:29:46,750 --> 01:29:48,208 I brought you here just for a boat ride, really. 2073 01:29:48,500 --> 01:29:50,000 I love you, kid. 2074 01:29:50,166 --> 01:29:52,333 You want your abbu dead? 2075 01:29:52,583 --> 01:29:53,125 Right. 2076 01:29:53,208 --> 01:29:56,666 If you tell Ruhi or Meera about this, I'll jump straight into this lake. 2077 01:29:56,750 --> 01:29:57,625 Wait... 2078 01:29:58,041 --> 01:30:00,166 If you jump, who'll buy me a PS5? 2079 01:30:01,083 --> 01:30:01,916 PS5? 2080 01:30:02,000 --> 01:30:03,916 We grew up playing marbles, son. 2081 01:30:04,000 --> 01:30:05,083 How about a bicycle instead? 2082 01:30:05,166 --> 01:30:06,041 - - Yes, a bicycle? - A bicycle? 2083 01:30:06,125 --> 01:30:07,541 - - Yeah. - I'm not a kid. 2084 01:30:07,625 --> 01:30:09,125 Then take a truck, run it over me 2085 01:30:09,208 --> 01:30:10,500 - - and crush your father. - Go. 2086 01:30:11,083 --> 01:30:12,125 Listen son, 2087 01:30:12,500 --> 01:30:15,083 Hubby, get him whatever he wants. 2088 01:30:15,458 --> 01:30:16,208 Okay? 2089 01:30:16,416 --> 01:30:17,333 Done, son. 2090 01:30:17,416 --> 01:30:18,875 Don't tell anyone, okay? 2091 01:30:18,958 --> 01:30:19,875 - - I won't. - Promise. 2092 01:30:20,208 --> 01:30:20,750 Okay. 2093 01:30:20,833 --> 01:30:21,750 Good boy. 2094 01:30:21,833 --> 01:30:22,333 Love you. 2095 01:30:22,416 --> 01:30:23,666 - - He's such a good boy. - Let's go home now. 2096 01:30:23,750 --> 01:30:24,958 A very good boy. 2097 01:30:25,041 --> 01:30:27,500 He wants a PS5, huh? 2098 01:30:28,208 --> 01:30:29,916 What games are you planning to play? 2099 01:30:30,041 --> 01:30:30,666 FIFA. 2100 01:30:30,750 --> 01:30:32,625 The same games you're already playing with your father? 2101 01:30:32,750 --> 01:30:34,458 I've got you everything you asked for. 2102 01:30:34,500 --> 01:30:35,416 Are you happy now? 2103 01:30:35,500 --> 01:30:35,958 Yeah. 2104 01:30:36,041 --> 01:30:38,291 Now you won't tell anyone how many wives your father has, right? 2105 01:30:38,916 --> 01:30:40,083 No, I won't. 2106 01:30:40,166 --> 01:30:42,083 - - Very good. - Oh no. 2107 01:30:42,166 --> 01:30:44,583 Madam, three wives and now a kid. 2108 01:30:44,666 --> 01:30:45,958 Impossible! 2109 01:30:46,041 --> 01:30:47,500 I should call Surleen right away. 2110 01:30:48,958 --> 01:30:50,041 Hello, Surleen? 2111 01:30:50,333 --> 01:30:51,166 Yes. 2112 01:30:51,291 --> 01:30:52,375 You didn't get engaged to the guy, did you? 2113 01:30:52,458 --> 01:30:53,833 - - Why? - Call it off. 2114 01:30:54,375 --> 01:30:59,750 Your man's got three accounts and one small FD too. 2115 01:31:00,166 --> 01:31:02,041 - - I mean he's also got a child. - Yes. 2116 01:31:02,208 --> 01:31:03,041 He has a child. 2117 01:31:03,125 --> 01:31:03,875 Do you have any proof? 2118 01:31:03,958 --> 01:31:05,250 What? Proof? 2119 01:31:05,708 --> 01:31:06,958 I will send you the proof. 2120 01:31:07,083 --> 01:31:08,708 I'll send it on time. Okay? 2121 01:31:08,791 --> 01:31:11,458 Then everything'll be milk and milk, and water and water. 2122 01:31:11,500 --> 01:31:13,375 She means everything will be crystal clear. 2123 01:31:13,458 --> 01:31:14,916 - - Same thing. - Listen... 2124 01:31:18,666 --> 01:31:19,583 - - Bye-bye. - Bye. 2125 01:31:21,500 --> 01:31:22,333 Good morning, ma'am. 2126 01:31:22,416 --> 01:31:23,625 Good morning, kids. 2127 01:31:27,000 --> 01:31:27,875 Meera... 2128 01:31:28,666 --> 01:31:30,458 - - your purse. You always forget. - So sorry. 2129 01:31:30,541 --> 01:31:31,500 Okay, bye. 2130 01:31:31,541 --> 01:31:32,791 - - Good morning, ma'am. - Good morning. 2131 01:31:33,125 --> 01:31:34,000 Hello. 2132 01:31:34,083 --> 01:31:35,500 Actually, my husband Mohan. 2133 01:31:35,541 --> 01:31:36,250 Hello. 2134 01:31:36,333 --> 01:31:37,500 Good you came here. 2135 01:31:37,583 --> 01:31:39,166 We're holding a blood donation camp today. 2136 01:31:39,250 --> 01:31:39,916 Oh nice. 2137 01:31:40,000 --> 01:31:42,333 You must help us in this noble cause. 2138 01:31:42,791 --> 01:31:44,541 Meera, I'll catch you later. 2139 01:31:44,583 --> 01:31:45,458 Sure. 2140 01:31:45,500 --> 01:31:46,208 I'll get going as well. 2141 01:31:46,333 --> 01:31:46,958 No! Where are you going? 2142 01:31:47,041 --> 01:31:48,666 Didn't you hear her? It's a noble cause. 2143 01:31:48,750 --> 01:31:49,458 Come on, donate your blood. 2144 01:31:49,500 --> 01:31:51,375 Ever since I got married, I've stopped producing blood. 2145 01:31:51,708 --> 01:31:52,875 I haven't drained you that much. 2146 01:31:52,958 --> 01:31:53,833 Let's go. 2147 01:31:58,625 --> 01:31:59,458 What is his name? 2148 01:31:59,500 --> 01:32:01,541 Mohan Sharma. 2149 01:32:01,625 --> 01:32:02,333 My husband. 2150 01:32:02,416 --> 01:32:04,375 Mohan Sharma. What's his age? 2151 01:32:04,625 --> 01:32:05,708 - - 32. - 32. 2152 01:32:05,833 --> 01:32:08,083 Ma'am, principal maam's calling you. 2153 01:32:08,250 --> 01:32:08,958 I'm coming. 2154 01:32:09,041 --> 01:32:11,625 "You give me blood, I give you freedom." 2155 01:32:11,708 --> 01:32:12,500 What will you say? 2156 01:32:12,583 --> 01:32:14,916 "You give me biryani, I'm feeling hungry." 2157 01:32:15,041 --> 01:32:17,166 Oh God, where's the tiffin? 2158 01:32:17,333 --> 01:32:18,958 Near the coffee counter. 2159 01:32:19,208 --> 01:32:20,750 Come on, give me an energy drink. 2160 01:32:21,500 --> 01:32:22,666 - - Here you go, sir. - Thank you. 2161 01:32:25,333 --> 01:32:26,500 Mehmood? 2162 01:32:27,250 --> 01:32:28,416 What am I doing here? 2163 01:32:28,500 --> 01:32:29,500 What are you doing here? 2164 01:32:29,541 --> 01:32:30,625 What are you doing here? 2165 01:32:31,458 --> 01:32:32,625 I came to take you home. 2166 01:32:32,708 --> 01:32:34,125 They're taking people's blood here. 2167 01:32:34,208 --> 01:32:35,333 - - Let's go home. - They aren't taking anyone's blood forcibly. 2168 01:32:35,416 --> 01:32:36,250 It's a blood donation camp. 2169 01:32:36,333 --> 01:32:37,083 You have to donate blood. Let's go. 2170 01:32:37,166 --> 01:32:37,958 I already did. 2171 01:32:38,041 --> 01:32:39,125 There's no way you already did. Let's go. 2172 01:32:39,208 --> 01:32:40,250 You can ask them. 2173 01:32:42,458 --> 01:32:44,000 - - He will feel a little weak. - Sir, sir... 2174 01:32:44,083 --> 01:32:45,416 - - Did he donate? - Who? 2175 01:32:47,500 --> 01:32:48,750 He's always so scared. 2176 01:32:48,875 --> 01:32:49,958 Did he donate? 2177 01:32:50,541 --> 01:32:51,541 He is...? 2178 01:32:52,458 --> 01:32:53,875 Mehmood, my husband. 2179 01:32:59,250 --> 01:33:02,375 Mohan's has... but Mehmood hasn't. 2180 01:33:02,458 --> 01:33:03,250 I knew it. 2181 01:33:03,333 --> 01:33:04,833 Come on, go and donate blood. 2182 01:33:07,875 --> 01:33:09,291 - - B block. - Okay. 2183 01:33:10,250 --> 01:33:11,500 - - How old is he? - 32. 2184 01:33:14,291 --> 01:33:15,208 Same. 2185 01:33:16,750 --> 01:33:17,625 Go on. 2186 01:33:18,208 --> 01:33:19,208 Keep going straight. 2187 01:33:19,666 --> 01:33:21,541 Mr. Gupta, this is the final list. 2188 01:33:22,000 --> 01:33:22,875 Meera! 2189 01:33:23,041 --> 01:33:23,750 Ruhi! 2190 01:33:23,875 --> 01:33:25,208 - - Hi! - You donated your blood? 2191 01:33:25,291 --> 01:33:27,375 Not yet, my husband's donating right now. 2192 01:33:27,458 --> 01:33:29,375 My husband too donated it. 2193 01:33:29,458 --> 01:33:30,500 He must be around. 2194 01:33:30,583 --> 01:33:31,250 I can't see him. 2195 01:33:31,333 --> 01:33:32,708 - - He's here? - Yes. 2196 01:33:32,791 --> 01:33:33,791 Let's make them meet each other then. 2197 01:33:33,875 --> 01:33:35,125 - - Finally. - Come. 2198 01:33:35,208 --> 01:33:38,541 Meera, meet Jenny from Criticare Asia Hospital. 2199 01:33:38,708 --> 01:33:39,333 - - Hi. - Hi! 2200 01:33:39,416 --> 01:33:41,375 She's the one who organized this camp. 2201 01:33:41,916 --> 01:33:43,291 - - Hello. - Hello. 2202 01:33:43,375 --> 01:33:44,500 How lovely. 2203 01:33:44,541 --> 01:33:46,416 Your hospital does a lot of charity, 2204 01:33:46,500 --> 01:33:48,750 and now this camp gave us a chance to help too. 2205 01:33:48,833 --> 01:33:49,875 Thank you so much, Jenny. 2206 01:33:49,958 --> 01:33:51,875 I should be the one thanking you guys. 2207 01:33:52,041 --> 01:33:53,833 The response from your school's been great. 2208 01:33:53,916 --> 01:33:55,750 And the teachers are really cooperative. 2209 01:33:58,083 --> 01:33:59,500 Where's Dr. Anjali? 2210 01:34:00,083 --> 01:34:00,916 A block. 2211 01:34:01,208 --> 01:34:02,166 - - I'll see you. - See you. 2212 01:34:02,250 --> 01:34:03,291 Bye. 2213 01:34:04,708 --> 01:34:05,875 Don't you guys have straws? 2214 01:34:11,583 --> 01:34:12,500 Michael? 2215 01:34:12,583 --> 01:34:13,500 You...? 2216 01:34:13,916 --> 01:34:15,125 You too are here? 2217 01:34:15,333 --> 01:34:16,916 Yeah, I organized this camp. 2218 01:34:17,000 --> 01:34:18,541 I already gave my blood twice. 2219 01:34:18,583 --> 01:34:19,458 I'm not giving it again. 2220 01:34:19,541 --> 01:34:20,500 Twice? When? 2221 01:34:21,625 --> 01:34:24,541 Once when I was 18, and once when I was 24. 2222 01:34:24,875 --> 01:34:26,416 You can donate every three months. Let's go. 2223 01:34:26,500 --> 01:34:29,208 Every three months, not every three minutes! 2224 01:34:29,333 --> 01:34:30,416 I've already donated my blood. 2225 01:34:30,500 --> 01:34:31,375 Has he donated? 2226 01:34:32,416 --> 01:34:33,375 He is...? 2227 01:34:33,458 --> 01:34:34,750 Michael, my husband. 2228 01:34:34,958 --> 01:34:38,041 Oh... Michael. 2229 01:34:38,250 --> 01:34:39,500 Mohan and Mehmood are done, but... 2230 01:34:39,541 --> 01:34:40,833 Michael hasn't, right? 2231 01:34:41,333 --> 01:34:41,916 Fine, I'll donate! 2232 01:34:42,000 --> 01:34:44,000 If Mohan and Mehmood can donate then why not Michael as well? 2233 01:34:44,083 --> 01:34:44,750 Where do I go? 2234 01:34:45,166 --> 01:34:45,791 C block. 2235 01:34:45,875 --> 01:34:47,708 Fine, I'll see your later! 2236 01:34:48,041 --> 01:34:49,083 Age 32, right? 2237 01:34:49,458 --> 01:34:50,416 Good guess. 2238 01:34:50,500 --> 01:34:51,500 Yes. 2239 01:34:55,750 --> 01:34:59,333 "You give me blood, I give you freedom!" 2240 01:35:02,666 --> 01:35:06,000 "See no evil, speak no evil, hear no evil." 2241 01:35:06,416 --> 01:35:09,041 "No religion is greater than non-violence." 2242 01:35:11,166 --> 01:35:13,500 'Kids, you are the future of my country." 2243 01:35:13,541 --> 01:35:15,791 "You will build my dream India." 2244 01:35:25,833 --> 01:35:28,875 Mohan, Mehmood, and Michael... 2245 01:35:29,916 --> 01:35:34,625 If it were just about donating blood, I'd praise you. 2246 01:35:35,250 --> 01:35:36,791 But cheating three women? 2247 01:35:39,125 --> 01:35:40,416 It's not so, brother. 2248 01:35:40,833 --> 01:35:43,166 They formed a kitty party... I just came out the winner. 2249 01:35:43,625 --> 01:35:44,708 They're all happy. 2250 01:35:44,791 --> 01:35:46,583 Fine, I'll ask them myself. 2251 01:35:46,791 --> 01:35:49,375 - - Wait... what do you want? - "Long live revolution!" 2252 01:35:51,083 --> 01:35:52,250 Rs. 50,000. 2253 01:35:52,583 --> 01:35:54,125 How about if I pay Rs.500 a month? 2254 01:35:54,333 --> 01:35:55,958 You think I'm a beggar or what? 2255 01:35:56,416 --> 01:35:58,541 I'm thinking Rs. 50,000 every month. 2256 01:35:59,541 --> 01:36:01,583 And I'm thinking of strangling you, 2257 01:36:01,708 --> 01:36:03,458 once I can get my hands on your neck. 2258 01:36:04,833 --> 01:36:09,250 Fine, we'll see whose neck gets grabbed soon enough. 2259 01:36:09,833 --> 01:36:11,291 I'll expose you in public. 2260 01:36:11,375 --> 01:36:14,083 A huge round of applause for all the kids. 2261 01:36:17,833 --> 01:36:19,083 Excuse me, ma'am. 2262 01:36:20,750 --> 01:36:23,708 Don't go anywhere, the climax's still to come. 2263 01:36:24,208 --> 01:36:28,291 And now, let's meet a man... 2264 01:36:28,791 --> 01:36:33,500 who's married three times, in three different faiths... 2265 01:36:35,166 --> 01:36:39,083 and whose three wives have no clue about it. 2266 01:36:40,208 --> 01:36:41,791 But today, they'll know the truth. 2267 01:36:42,583 --> 01:36:45,166 That man is right here among us. 2268 01:36:46,458 --> 01:36:47,541 Why are you standing there? 2269 01:36:47,625 --> 01:36:48,625 Come up, everyone would love to meet you. 2270 01:36:48,708 --> 01:36:49,958 Come on the stage. 2271 01:36:50,041 --> 01:36:51,041 Please, join us. 2272 01:36:53,083 --> 01:36:54,083 Come on. 2273 01:37:02,291 --> 01:37:03,333 Mohan? 2274 01:37:05,250 --> 01:37:06,291 Mehmood? 2275 01:37:06,750 --> 01:37:07,708 Michael? 2276 01:37:09,708 --> 01:37:12,208 Why do you all look so surprised? 2277 01:37:13,958 --> 01:37:15,416 You all know me. 2278 01:37:16,791 --> 01:37:18,041 I'm your Mohan, 2279 01:37:19,791 --> 01:37:20,958 your Mehmood, 2280 01:37:22,500 --> 01:37:23,583 and your Michael too. 2281 01:37:25,708 --> 01:37:28,291 I'm Jain, I'm Sikh, 2282 01:37:28,750 --> 01:37:31,291 I'm North, I'm South, 2283 01:37:32,250 --> 01:37:34,541 I'm East and I'm West. 2284 01:37:35,291 --> 01:37:37,833 Punjab, Sindh, Gujarat, Maratha. 2285 01:37:38,166 --> 01:37:39,583 I'm your Hindustan! 2286 01:37:49,916 --> 01:37:52,958 Someone said I have three homes... 2287 01:37:53,458 --> 01:37:57,416 No, I embraced all cultures. 2288 01:37:58,375 --> 01:38:02,541 Sikh, Jain, Parsi... they're all mine. 2289 01:38:03,375 --> 01:38:04,541 I don't belong to one. 2290 01:38:04,708 --> 01:38:07,708 I belong to everyone and everyone belongs to me. 2291 01:38:08,708 --> 01:38:11,083 With one I pray, 2292 01:38:12,375 --> 01:38:14,208 with another I bow in worship, 2293 01:38:14,916 --> 01:38:18,083 and with another I touch my heart and say, God bless. 2294 01:38:19,000 --> 01:38:22,083 I'm Christmas, I'm Diwali 2295 01:38:22,541 --> 01:38:24,916 I'm Eid, I'm Baisakhi... 2296 01:38:25,583 --> 01:38:28,541 I belong to all faiths, and all of you belong to me. 2297 01:38:28,625 --> 01:38:30,541 Because I'm your Hindustan. 2298 01:38:31,500 --> 01:38:32,666 Jai Hind! 2299 01:38:33,250 --> 01:38:34,708 He's my husband. 2300 01:38:36,125 --> 01:38:38,041 I'm so proud of you, Michael. 2301 01:38:38,125 --> 01:38:39,375 Michael? 2302 01:38:39,791 --> 01:38:41,333 That's my husband. 2303 01:38:41,708 --> 01:38:42,916 PS5! 2304 01:38:43,000 --> 01:38:43,750 What? 2305 01:38:43,833 --> 01:38:45,541 My PS5's here! 2306 01:38:45,666 --> 01:38:46,916 Great, Mr. Gupta. 2307 01:38:47,291 --> 01:38:50,750 We couldn't have asked for a better finale to the fancy dress competition than this. 2308 01:38:51,166 --> 01:38:52,083 Well... 2309 01:38:55,375 --> 01:38:56,791 Ladies and gentlemen, 2310 01:38:57,041 --> 01:38:59,875 please welcome our chief guest for the evening... 2311 01:39:00,291 --> 01:39:03,750 Mr. Sukhvinder Singh Gill and his daughter, Simran. 2312 01:39:37,375 --> 01:39:38,750 Saniya?! 2313 01:39:43,083 --> 01:39:44,500 Saniya! 2314 01:39:45,833 --> 01:39:47,041 Saniya! 2315 01:39:47,416 --> 01:39:48,583 Saniya! 2316 01:39:48,791 --> 01:39:50,708 - - Stay back. Stay back. - Saniya! 2317 01:39:50,875 --> 01:39:52,958 Saniya! Wait, sir. Saniya! 2318 01:39:53,041 --> 01:39:53,750 Where do you think you are going? 2319 01:39:53,833 --> 01:39:55,125 - - Stay back. - Can't you hear me? 2320 01:39:55,208 --> 01:39:56,083 Move back. 2321 01:39:57,083 --> 01:39:58,625 Ishaan as Bhagat Singh. 2322 01:40:00,041 --> 01:40:02,583 - - Ridhaan as Nehru-ji. - Hubby, something unbelievable just happened. 2323 01:40:02,875 --> 01:40:03,958 You won't believe this... 2324 01:40:04,041 --> 01:40:05,916 - - Janvi as Rani Laxmibai. - I found Saniya. 2325 01:40:06,000 --> 01:40:06,833 What? 2326 01:40:06,916 --> 01:40:08,000 She's right here in front of me, 2327 01:40:08,083 --> 01:40:09,583 - - Rahul as Rabindranath Tagore. - at Meera's school. 2328 01:40:09,666 --> 01:40:10,583 Get here, fast. 2329 01:40:11,208 --> 01:40:12,000 Yes. 2330 01:40:27,791 --> 01:40:30,041 Hey, who are you guys? 2331 01:40:30,458 --> 01:40:32,833 I noticed you following our cars. 2332 01:40:32,916 --> 01:40:33,750 What do you want? 2333 01:40:33,833 --> 01:40:35,791 Sir, that girl with Mr. Gill is my Saniya. 2334 01:40:35,875 --> 01:40:37,000 Who's Saniya? 2335 01:40:37,333 --> 01:40:39,375 She's Mr. Gill's daughter, Simran. 2336 01:40:39,458 --> 01:40:40,875 No, sir, she's Saniya. 2337 01:40:40,958 --> 01:40:41,833 I love her. 2338 01:40:41,916 --> 01:40:43,458 Have you lost your mind? 2339 01:40:43,541 --> 01:40:45,416 He's telling the truth, sir. She's Saniya. 2340 01:40:45,500 --> 01:40:46,708 Shut up and get out of here. 2341 01:40:46,833 --> 01:40:48,333 I'm not leaving without meeting her. 2342 01:40:48,416 --> 01:40:50,250 So, you're not going to leave, huh? 2343 01:40:50,750 --> 01:40:51,666 Huh? 2344 01:40:51,750 --> 01:40:53,083 Cut my head off if you want, 2345 01:40:53,583 --> 01:40:56,791 but she's my Saniya and I'm not leaving without meeting her. 2346 01:41:13,333 --> 01:41:14,791 You might be right, son. 2347 01:41:16,416 --> 01:41:18,208 She isn't Simran and she's your Saniya. 2348 01:41:19,500 --> 01:41:22,041 But she's forgotten everything. 2349 01:41:22,375 --> 01:41:23,250 How? 2350 01:41:23,333 --> 01:41:25,208 God knows if it was an accident... 2351 01:41:26,375 --> 01:41:28,000 or something worse. 2352 01:41:28,791 --> 01:41:32,958 She was unconscious when Mr. Gill found her. 2353 01:41:33,416 --> 01:41:37,083 She got treated, but she lost her memory. 2354 01:41:37,958 --> 01:41:43,000 She didn't remember anything... neither her name nor old her life. 2355 01:41:43,583 --> 01:41:46,750 Mr. Gill gave her a new one, Simran. 2356 01:41:47,375 --> 01:41:48,958 Now she's his daughter, 2357 01:41:49,625 --> 01:41:54,958 and he's going to marrying her into a reputed Sikh family. 2358 01:41:57,416 --> 01:42:01,166 No problem, sir, Sardar Manjeet Singh is ready to marry Simran. 2359 01:42:01,958 --> 01:42:03,125 Who's he? 2360 01:42:03,583 --> 01:42:04,625 Your brother. 2361 01:42:05,541 --> 01:42:06,791 So now you're going to be a Sikh? 2362 01:42:07,333 --> 01:42:10,208 Love isn't about changing; it's about accepting, Hubby. 2363 01:42:10,541 --> 01:42:11,958 Well said, son. 2364 01:42:12,541 --> 01:42:16,125 We don't choose who we worship... 2365 01:42:17,125 --> 01:42:22,000 He chooses how He wants to be worshipped through us. 2366 01:42:22,166 --> 01:42:23,125 Well said, sir. 2367 01:42:23,625 --> 01:42:25,708 Please bless him, sir. 2368 01:42:26,041 --> 01:42:27,458 May God bless you. 2369 01:42:27,916 --> 01:42:29,166 Thank you, sir. 2370 01:42:50,500 --> 01:42:53,958 Ranjha found Heer, his soul's delight, 2371 01:42:55,500 --> 01:42:59,000 He found his destiny, his guiding light. 2372 01:43:00,833 --> 01:43:05,541 The thirsty found a river deep, 2373 01:43:05,916 --> 01:43:09,166 The weary at last found relief. 2374 01:43:10,250 --> 01:43:15,166 They crossed through fire holding strong, 2375 01:43:15,458 --> 01:43:20,375 They waited through the nights so long. 2376 01:43:20,541 --> 01:43:22,833 They spoke to each other in dreams so deep, 2377 01:43:22,916 --> 01:43:25,541 That's how they loved through nights of sleep. 2378 01:43:25,625 --> 01:43:28,083 Today they meet, 2379 01:43:28,166 --> 01:43:31,291 Their tears fulfil a lifelong dream. 2380 01:43:31,375 --> 01:43:35,041 Ranjha found Heer, his soul's delight, 2381 01:43:36,458 --> 01:43:39,875 He found his destiny, his guiding light. 2382 01:43:41,583 --> 01:43:46,708 The thirsty found a river deep, 2383 01:43:46,791 --> 01:43:50,416 The weary at last found relief. 2384 01:43:51,708 --> 01:43:55,458 Ranjha found Heer, his soul's delight, 2385 01:43:56,916 --> 01:44:02,625 He found his destiny, his guiding light. 2386 01:44:21,541 --> 01:44:28,958 I want you near and nothing more, 2387 01:44:32,000 --> 01:44:35,250 May no sun scorch you as before, 2388 01:44:35,333 --> 01:44:39,958 I'll walk beside you, as your shade evermore. 2389 01:44:42,250 --> 01:44:44,833 One lifetime can't contain my need, 2390 01:44:44,916 --> 01:44:47,291 I'll come again and again indeed. 2391 01:44:47,375 --> 01:44:49,750 If born a hundred times anew, 2392 01:44:49,833 --> 01:44:55,375 Each time I'll search, and find it's you. 2393 01:44:55,666 --> 01:44:58,916 I thought I'd lost what life could be, 2394 01:45:00,750 --> 01:45:04,125 But found my mate, my destiny. 2395 01:45:05,958 --> 01:45:10,666 The thirsty found a river deep, 2396 01:45:11,041 --> 01:45:14,625 The weary at last found relief. 2397 01:45:15,458 --> 01:45:20,416 They crossed through fire holding strong, 2398 01:45:20,500 --> 01:45:25,583 They waited through the nights so long. 2399 01:45:25,666 --> 01:45:28,208 They spoke to each other in dreams so deep, 2400 01:45:28,291 --> 01:45:30,625 That's how they loved through nights of sleep. 2401 01:45:30,708 --> 01:45:33,208 Today they meet, 2402 01:45:33,333 --> 01:45:36,416 Their tears fulfil a lifelong dream. 2403 01:45:36,500 --> 01:45:40,083 Ranjha found Heer, his soul's delight, 2404 01:45:41,541 --> 01:45:44,875 He found his destiny, his guiding light. 2405 01:45:46,625 --> 01:45:51,791 The thirsty found a river deep, 2406 01:45:51,875 --> 01:45:55,541 The weary at last found relief. 2407 01:45:56,791 --> 01:46:00,500 Ranjha found Heer, his soul's delight, 2408 01:46:01,916 --> 01:46:07,791 He found his destiny, his guiding light. 2409 01:46:39,958 --> 01:46:41,333 I love you, Mr. Manjeet. 2410 01:46:45,750 --> 01:46:48,125 She doesn't even remember she's Saniya 2411 01:46:48,458 --> 01:46:50,541 It's fine, at least she fell for me. 2412 01:46:52,500 --> 01:46:53,708 Damn it. 2413 01:46:53,833 --> 01:46:55,541 Ever since you found Saniya, 2414 01:46:55,916 --> 01:46:57,791 I've been stuck answering calls from all three wives of yours. 2415 01:46:57,875 --> 01:46:59,083 You didn't tell them the truth, did you? 2416 01:46:59,708 --> 01:47:01,875 I told them something even I don't understand. 2417 01:47:01,958 --> 01:47:02,958 What? 2418 01:47:04,583 --> 01:47:09,000 [Gibberish] 2419 01:47:13,916 --> 01:47:15,250 Manjeet, son, 2420 01:47:16,041 --> 01:47:19,666 ever since Simran saw you, she hasn't stopped smiling. 2421 01:47:19,750 --> 01:47:21,541 The same goes for him, Aunty. 2422 01:47:21,625 --> 01:47:24,666 Before this, he was a wreck trying to juggle three homes. 2423 01:47:24,750 --> 01:47:26,000 - - Three homes? - Three homes? 2424 01:47:26,083 --> 01:47:29,916 Yes... my home, his home and your home. 2425 01:47:30,041 --> 01:47:31,208 Yes. 2426 01:47:31,666 --> 01:47:34,666 So Simran, what have you decided? 2427 01:47:34,750 --> 01:47:36,000 Should we get you married to him? 2428 01:47:36,083 --> 01:47:38,333 I've already said "I love you" to him. 2429 01:47:38,458 --> 01:47:39,958 - - Wow... - What else can I say? 2430 01:47:40,500 --> 01:47:41,875 Say it two more times. 2431 01:47:42,333 --> 01:47:43,916 It takes three "I dos" to seal the deal. 2432 01:47:44,083 --> 01:47:44,958 Huh? 2433 01:47:45,041 --> 01:47:47,583 I went to a Muslim friend's wedding once. 2434 01:47:47,666 --> 01:47:49,208 I saw them say it three times. 2435 01:47:49,333 --> 01:47:50,375 Oh. 2436 01:47:50,541 --> 01:47:55,541 Son, we want you to come as the groom in our ancestral car, as soon as possible. 2437 01:47:56,041 --> 01:47:57,625 Don't you think it's too small? 2438 01:47:57,708 --> 01:47:59,125 - - Yes. - This is its key. 2439 01:47:59,208 --> 01:48:00,833 Ah, the key. 2440 01:48:00,916 --> 01:48:02,625 I thought you meant I had to come in this car. 2441 01:48:04,541 --> 01:48:05,583 Hello? 2442 01:48:05,708 --> 01:48:06,375 Hello? 2443 01:48:06,458 --> 01:48:11,541 [Gibberish] 2444 01:48:14,958 --> 01:48:17,541 Fine, you're in Dubai, but at least pick up the phone, Michael. 2445 01:48:17,583 --> 01:48:18,916 He's still in Dubai. 2446 01:48:20,458 --> 01:48:23,458 Sir, we got CCTV footage from that church in Goa. 2447 01:48:24,375 --> 01:48:25,541 Zoom in. 2448 01:48:27,541 --> 01:48:28,541 Zoom in further. 2449 01:48:44,708 --> 01:48:46,791 We can see a girl get kidnapped. 2450 01:48:46,916 --> 01:48:48,166 - - Hmm. - Have a look. 2451 01:48:49,500 --> 01:48:51,541 The girl was there that day at the church to get married. 2452 01:48:51,791 --> 01:48:53,541 She had enrolled herself as Rosy. 2453 01:48:53,625 --> 01:48:54,875 Who was she going to marry? 2454 01:48:54,958 --> 01:48:55,958 Someone named Michael. 2455 01:48:57,041 --> 01:48:58,041 Michael? 2456 01:48:58,250 --> 01:48:59,208 Yes, sir. 2457 01:48:59,291 --> 01:49:01,083 That day two Michaels showed up to get married. 2458 01:49:01,625 --> 01:49:02,500 Okay. 2459 01:49:02,750 --> 01:49:03,791 And the kidnapper? 2460 01:49:04,208 --> 01:49:05,375 We have him waiting outside. 2461 01:49:06,791 --> 01:49:07,791 Come with me. 2462 01:49:12,500 --> 01:49:13,416 Where's Rosy? 2463 01:49:15,125 --> 01:49:16,125 Who's Rosy, sir? 2464 01:49:18,000 --> 01:49:20,333 The girl you kidnapped from the church. 2465 01:49:20,791 --> 01:49:22,625 That wasn't Rosy, sir, that was Saniya. 2466 01:49:22,708 --> 01:49:23,791 Saniya? 2467 01:49:24,500 --> 01:49:25,708 How did she become Rosy? 2468 01:49:25,791 --> 01:49:27,250 I don't know, sir. 2469 01:49:28,750 --> 01:49:31,000 She went there as Rosy to marry Mehmood. 2470 01:49:31,083 --> 01:49:32,750 So she went there to marry you? 2471 01:49:33,250 --> 01:49:34,291 No, the other Mehmood. 2472 01:49:35,416 --> 01:49:37,750 But in the register it says that she came there to marry Michael. 2473 01:49:37,833 --> 01:49:39,583 But sir, she loved Mehmood. 2474 01:49:39,666 --> 01:49:40,625 So she loved you. 2475 01:49:40,708 --> 01:49:42,541 No, the other Mehmood. 2476 01:49:43,291 --> 01:49:46,666 So before Michael, she loved another Mehmood? 2477 01:49:46,750 --> 01:49:49,166 No sir, first she loved Mohan. 2478 01:49:49,625 --> 01:49:50,750 So two men loved her...? 2479 01:49:50,833 --> 01:49:52,916 Mohan and the other Mehmood? 2480 01:49:53,000 --> 01:49:54,791 No sir, only one man truly loved her. 2481 01:49:54,875 --> 01:49:57,333 Didn't you say first Mohan loved her, 2482 01:49:57,416 --> 01:49:58,958 then later the other Mehmood loved her too? 2483 01:49:59,041 --> 01:49:59,666 Yes, sir. 2484 01:49:59,750 --> 01:50:02,458 So Mohan and the other Mehmood... how many men is that? 2485 01:50:02,583 --> 01:50:03,166 One, sir. 2486 01:50:03,250 --> 01:50:04,958 I'll slap you senseless. 2487 01:50:06,125 --> 01:50:10,125 Mohan and the other Mehmood... that's two men, right? 2488 01:50:10,333 --> 01:50:11,541 One, sir. 2489 01:50:13,208 --> 01:50:14,625 Are you even following what he's saying? 2490 01:50:14,750 --> 01:50:16,708 Sir, you're the inspector, 2491 01:50:16,875 --> 01:50:19,833 if you can't, then how can I? I'm just a constable! 2492 01:50:21,958 --> 01:50:26,250 Look, this station has me, Sukumar, and Sanjay. 2493 01:50:26,416 --> 01:50:27,375 How many men's that? 2494 01:50:27,666 --> 01:50:29,083 - - Three, sir. - Good. 2495 01:50:29,708 --> 01:50:33,375 Now if the ones who loved Saniya are Mohan, Mehmood, 2496 01:50:33,708 --> 01:50:35,875 - - no, the other Mehmood and Michael... - the other Mehmood. 2497 01:50:35,958 --> 01:50:37,291 How many men's that? 2498 01:50:38,583 --> 01:50:39,375 One, sir. 2499 01:50:39,458 --> 01:50:43,541 You idiot, Mohan, the other Mehmood 2500 01:50:43,625 --> 01:50:46,833 and Michael are three different people not one! 2501 01:50:46,916 --> 01:50:49,458 Are you high or what? 2502 01:50:49,541 --> 01:50:51,875 Sir, this man just said the same thing... 2503 01:50:52,083 --> 01:50:53,333 Mohan, Mehmood, and Michael 2504 01:50:53,416 --> 01:50:54,541 - - are all the same person. - Yes. 2505 01:50:54,875 --> 01:50:57,208 Is everyone high or what? 2506 01:50:57,375 --> 01:50:58,291 Who are you? 2507 01:50:58,541 --> 01:50:59,541 Sir... 2508 01:51:00,291 --> 01:51:03,833 Sir, I'm the Physical Training Instructor at SSG International School. 2509 01:51:03,916 --> 01:51:04,625 Hmm. 2510 01:51:04,750 --> 01:51:09,666 That man donated blood three times, under three names: 2511 01:51:10,125 --> 01:51:12,375 Mohan, Mehmood, and Michael. 2512 01:51:12,750 --> 01:51:14,625 He is married to three women. 2513 01:51:14,708 --> 01:51:15,875 Each one claims him as her husband. 2514 01:51:16,000 --> 01:51:17,333 I can show you their photos. 2515 01:51:17,416 --> 01:51:18,291 Then show it. 2516 01:51:20,041 --> 01:51:22,958 Sir, he's a cheat. 2517 01:51:23,166 --> 01:51:27,583 He offered me Rs. 50,000 to stay quiet. 2518 01:51:27,958 --> 01:51:30,125 But sir, let me tell you, 2519 01:51:30,208 --> 01:51:33,708 forget Rs. 50,000, he didn't even give me 50 paisa! 2520 01:51:33,791 --> 01:51:34,833 No honesty left in this world, I tell you! 2521 01:51:34,916 --> 01:51:36,250 Just show the damn photo! 2522 01:51:36,666 --> 01:51:37,583 I'll show it to you, sir. 2523 01:51:37,666 --> 01:51:39,000 I couldn't find it. 2524 01:51:39,083 --> 01:51:40,083 Here it is, sir. 2525 01:51:41,250 --> 01:51:42,583 His first wife, Meera. 2526 01:51:42,791 --> 01:51:45,958 Sir, this is his second wife, Ruhi. 2527 01:51:46,375 --> 01:51:48,916 And this is third wife... 2528 01:51:49,458 --> 01:51:50,916 - - Jenny? - Yes, Jenny. 2529 01:51:52,125 --> 01:51:55,041 And this... this is the man I was talking about. 2530 01:51:55,875 --> 01:51:56,833 Michael. 2531 01:51:57,000 --> 01:51:57,958 Yes. 2532 01:51:58,458 --> 01:51:59,500 One man. 2533 01:52:09,708 --> 01:52:11,375 You shouldn't have done this. 2534 01:52:11,458 --> 01:52:14,875 I wouldn't have, sir, if he'd just given me Rs. 50,000. 2535 01:52:16,875 --> 01:52:18,291 Are we facing a power failure or what? 2536 01:52:18,375 --> 01:52:19,333 Take him away. 2537 01:52:22,500 --> 01:52:24,291 And call these three to the police station. 2538 01:52:24,500 --> 01:52:26,000 Who, Mohan, Mehmood and Michael? 2539 01:52:27,041 --> 01:52:28,291 All the three girls! 2540 01:52:30,166 --> 01:52:31,125 Forget it. 2541 01:52:32,916 --> 01:52:34,000 I'll handle it. 2542 01:52:37,916 --> 01:52:39,083 Sir, here's your ring. 2543 01:52:42,791 --> 01:52:44,375 It's beautiful, ma'am, thank you. 2544 01:52:45,208 --> 01:52:46,500 - - Would you like a carry bag? - No, I'm just going to put it on right away. 2545 01:52:46,541 --> 01:52:47,458 Thank you. 2546 01:52:48,875 --> 01:52:50,375 Mohan's been missing for days. 2547 01:52:50,625 --> 01:52:52,250 Even his in-laws are asking now. 2548 01:52:52,416 --> 01:52:53,125 Hello? 2549 01:52:53,250 --> 01:52:57,833 [Gibberish] 2550 01:52:57,916 --> 01:52:59,000 Shut up! 2551 01:52:59,083 --> 01:53:02,708 [Gibberish] 2552 01:53:02,791 --> 01:53:04,458 [Gibberish] 2553 01:53:04,541 --> 01:53:05,083 Shut up! 2554 01:53:05,166 --> 01:53:06,583 [Gibberish] 2555 01:53:07,250 --> 01:53:08,541 He hung up on me! 2556 01:53:08,625 --> 01:53:10,000 Who're you yelling at? 2557 01:53:10,791 --> 01:53:13,916 Mohan's in Dubai, dear. 2558 01:53:14,041 --> 01:53:16,958 I think he eloped with Saniya. 2559 01:53:17,041 --> 01:53:18,083 Saniya?! 2560 01:53:18,625 --> 01:53:22,166 Yeah, I think it's because of her he turned into Mehmood. 2561 01:53:22,333 --> 01:53:24,291 What nonsense! Don't say that! 2562 01:53:24,375 --> 01:53:25,375 Why shouldn't I? 2563 01:53:25,500 --> 01:53:29,500 Remember the other day, we found a Muslim cap in his clothes. 2564 01:53:29,750 --> 01:53:32,791 And every time someone shouts, "Mehmood! Mehmood!", 2565 01:53:32,875 --> 01:53:34,666 it's Mohan who runs out! 2566 01:53:34,750 --> 01:53:37,125 Mehmood! Mehmood! 2567 01:53:37,208 --> 01:53:38,291 Heard that? 2568 01:53:38,791 --> 01:53:41,250 Let me go find out who it is. 2569 01:53:43,541 --> 01:53:44,375 Mehmood! 2570 01:53:44,500 --> 01:53:45,083 You? 2571 01:53:45,166 --> 01:53:45,750 Yeah, me. 2572 01:53:45,833 --> 01:53:47,500 Who are you calling Mehmood? 2573 01:53:47,541 --> 01:53:48,583 My son-in-law. 2574 01:53:48,666 --> 01:53:49,375 Who's your son-in-law? 2575 01:53:49,458 --> 01:53:50,375 Your son. 2576 01:53:50,458 --> 01:53:51,416 - - Mohan. - Yes. 2577 01:53:51,500 --> 01:53:52,750 How is Mohan your son-in-law? 2578 01:53:52,833 --> 01:53:54,041 He married Ruhi. 2579 01:53:54,125 --> 01:53:55,708 He married Meera. 2580 01:53:55,791 --> 01:53:56,583 He married Ruhi. 2581 01:53:56,666 --> 01:53:58,166 He married Meera. 2582 01:53:58,250 --> 01:53:59,708 Looks like he married both of them. 2583 01:53:59,791 --> 01:54:00,791 He got married twice? 2584 01:54:01,083 --> 01:54:02,625 I'll break his bones. 2585 01:54:02,708 --> 01:54:03,541 I'll break his head. 2586 01:54:03,583 --> 01:54:04,375 - - Get lost! - You get lost! 2587 01:54:04,458 --> 01:54:05,541 - - Get lost! - You get lost! 2588 01:54:05,625 --> 01:54:08,250 Stop, stop, stop... do you even know where Mohan is? 2589 01:54:08,333 --> 01:54:09,541 - - Dubai! - Dubai! 2590 01:54:09,625 --> 01:54:11,375 No, he's in Bhopal. 2591 01:54:11,458 --> 01:54:12,625 - - In Bhopal? - Yes. 2592 01:54:12,708 --> 01:54:16,791 He just bought a diamond ring with my credit card for Women's Day. 2593 01:54:16,875 --> 01:54:18,916 Who's getting the ring this time? 2594 01:54:19,000 --> 01:54:20,125 How would I know? 2595 01:54:20,208 --> 01:54:21,500 I just got a message from DB Mall. 2596 01:54:21,541 --> 01:54:22,125 DB Mall? 2597 01:54:22,208 --> 01:54:23,750 - - Let's go, let's go, let's go. - Please, hurry up. 2598 01:54:23,875 --> 01:54:26,041 I am, dear, I am. 2599 01:54:42,083 --> 01:54:42,958 Oh shit! 2600 01:54:57,416 --> 01:54:58,375 Meera? 2601 01:54:59,041 --> 01:54:59,708 Hey! 2602 01:54:59,791 --> 01:55:00,333 Jenny! 2603 01:55:00,416 --> 01:55:01,458 - - Hi! - Hi! 2604 01:55:01,500 --> 01:55:02,541 How are you? 2605 01:55:02,583 --> 01:55:04,000 I'm good. How about you? 2606 01:55:04,125 --> 01:55:05,416 - - I'm fine, thank you. - Hi! 2607 01:55:05,500 --> 01:55:07,416 What brings you two here? 2608 01:55:07,500 --> 01:55:08,583 Hi! 2609 01:55:08,875 --> 01:55:10,291 My brother called me. 2610 01:55:10,375 --> 01:55:12,250 I have called these two here as well. 2611 01:55:12,833 --> 01:55:14,000 Hello Meera, hi Ruhi. 2612 01:55:14,125 --> 01:55:15,416 Inspector David D'Costa. 2613 01:55:15,500 --> 01:55:16,541 Hello. 2614 01:55:17,791 --> 01:55:21,125 Brother, how do you know them? 2615 01:55:21,250 --> 01:55:22,500 I don't, actually. 2616 01:55:22,625 --> 01:55:24,666 But the police found some information 2617 01:55:24,750 --> 01:55:26,833 which I wanted to share it with all three of you, together. 2618 01:55:28,375 --> 01:55:30,916 Excuse me, sir, could you please move to the next table? 2619 01:55:32,250 --> 01:55:35,000 Son, can you too sit over there. I need to talk to them. 2620 01:55:35,500 --> 01:55:36,333 Come, Jenny. 2621 01:55:45,875 --> 01:55:47,500 - - He is your brother? - Yes. 2622 01:55:48,375 --> 01:55:49,333 Yes. 2623 01:55:49,791 --> 01:55:51,083 What information? 2624 01:55:53,291 --> 01:55:55,916 Jenny, I could've told you at home, 2625 01:55:56,958 --> 01:56:00,291 but I thought that it'd would hurt you less if you find out 2626 01:56:00,375 --> 01:56:02,333 about it in front of them. 2627 01:56:02,833 --> 01:56:04,166 Can you just come to the point? 2628 01:56:04,250 --> 01:56:05,541 Yes, why are you beating around the bush? 2629 01:56:05,625 --> 01:56:06,500 What's wrong? 2630 01:56:06,875 --> 01:56:09,541 I'm sure you three have your husband's photos with you right now. 2631 01:56:09,625 --> 01:56:11,083 - - Yeah, we do. - On your mobile phones? 2632 01:56:11,166 --> 01:56:11,916 - - Yes. - Yes. 2633 01:56:12,000 --> 01:56:13,416 Please show them to each other. 2634 01:56:17,000 --> 01:56:17,958 Mohan Sharma. 2635 01:56:18,041 --> 01:56:18,916 Mehmood. 2636 01:56:20,916 --> 01:56:22,208 That's my Michael. 2637 01:56:22,708 --> 01:56:24,041 - - What kind of a stupid joke is this? - That's Michael! 2638 01:56:24,125 --> 01:56:25,250 - - That's Mohan. - That's Michael! 2639 01:56:25,750 --> 01:56:27,166 He's Mehmood, my husband. 2640 01:56:27,250 --> 01:56:29,583 - - This is my husband, Mohan Sharma! - What nonsense! 2641 01:56:29,666 --> 01:56:31,500 - - He's my husband, Michael. - Are you crazy? 2642 01:56:31,541 --> 01:56:33,333 - - No, he's my husband. - You mad or what? 2643 01:56:33,416 --> 01:56:34,250 That's Michael. 2644 01:56:34,333 --> 01:56:36,166 That's Mohan. You think I wouldn't recognize my husband? 2645 01:56:36,250 --> 01:56:37,041 It's Michael. 2646 01:56:37,125 --> 01:56:38,291 - - What are you saying? - This is my Michael. 2647 01:56:38,375 --> 01:56:39,625 You think I wouldn't recognize my husband? 2648 01:56:39,708 --> 01:56:40,500 I wouldn't know my husband? 2649 01:56:40,541 --> 01:56:41,208 Just because we got married 2650 01:56:41,291 --> 01:56:43,291 on the same day doesn't mean we got married to the same guy. 2651 01:56:43,375 --> 01:56:44,833 - - Please... - Who said we got married to the same guy? 2652 01:56:44,916 --> 01:56:46,416 - - That is right. - That's Michael. 2653 01:56:47,041 --> 01:56:49,500 That's why I called you three here to tell the truth. 2654 01:56:49,583 --> 01:56:50,500 What's the truth? 2655 01:56:50,583 --> 01:56:55,208 He's your Mehmood, your Mohan, and your Michael. 2656 01:56:55,291 --> 01:56:56,583 That's impossible. 2657 01:56:56,708 --> 01:56:58,708 - - I'll call him right away. - This man married 2658 01:56:59,250 --> 01:57:00,375 and deceived all three of you. 2659 01:57:00,500 --> 01:57:02,541 - - No, I'll call Mohan right away. - Give it to me. 2660 01:57:02,625 --> 01:57:03,666 - - This is not possible. - How is this possible? 2661 01:57:03,750 --> 01:57:05,416 Michael can't do this to me. 2662 01:57:06,000 --> 01:57:08,416 I couldn't believe it either, but... 2663 01:57:10,791 --> 01:57:11,791 Jenny? 2664 01:57:12,208 --> 01:57:13,083 Are you alright? 2665 01:57:13,250 --> 01:57:16,375 Jenny, please. Please, breathe in, breathe in. 2666 01:57:16,666 --> 01:57:17,833 Please, breathe in. 2667 01:57:17,916 --> 01:57:18,958 It's alright. 2668 01:57:19,041 --> 01:57:20,083 It's going to be fine. 2669 01:57:20,208 --> 01:57:21,458 Take deep breaths. 2670 01:57:21,583 --> 01:57:23,833 - - Jenny! Jenny! Jenny! - How can I help? 2671 01:57:23,916 --> 01:57:25,583 - - Doctor! Do we have a doctor here? - Help! 2672 01:57:25,666 --> 01:57:27,708 - - Somebody please help! - Doctor! Please, call an ambulance. 2673 01:57:27,791 --> 01:57:29,166 - - Get some water. - Water! 2674 01:57:29,250 --> 01:57:31,500 - - Move back, everyone. - Give her some space. 2675 01:57:31,625 --> 01:57:32,875 Please, give her some space. 2676 01:57:32,958 --> 01:57:34,000 Give her some space. 2677 01:57:34,083 --> 01:57:35,500 - - Water! Water! - Please, give her some space. 2678 01:57:35,583 --> 01:57:36,916 Please, give her some space. 2679 01:57:37,041 --> 01:57:38,708 - - Move back! - Please, move back. 2680 01:57:41,500 --> 01:57:42,458 - - Water! - Oh, thank God! 2681 01:57:42,541 --> 01:57:44,208 Jenny, are you alright? 2682 01:57:45,500 --> 01:57:46,500 She's better. 2683 01:57:46,541 --> 01:57:47,541 Michael... 2684 01:57:48,000 --> 01:57:49,375 I won't spare Michael. 2685 01:57:51,458 --> 01:57:52,291 Thanks, sir. 2686 01:57:54,000 --> 01:57:55,500 My phone, my phone, my phone. 2687 01:57:56,041 --> 01:57:57,291 - - I'll hand it to you, sir. - Put it to my ear. 2688 01:57:59,208 --> 01:58:01,000 [Gibberish] 2689 01:58:01,083 --> 01:58:02,833 It's me. Where are you? 2690 01:58:02,916 --> 01:58:04,625 Trying on new outfits for your wedding, bro. 2691 01:58:04,708 --> 01:58:06,291 We're this close to getting ours torn off! 2692 01:58:06,458 --> 01:58:09,250 D.D. told all my three wives that I'm Mohan, Mehmood, and Michael. 2693 01:58:09,333 --> 01:58:10,166 What are you saying? 2694 01:58:10,250 --> 01:58:11,708 You get out of there before they find out 2695 01:58:11,791 --> 01:58:14,250 I'm getting married for the fourth time as Manjeet. 2696 01:58:14,333 --> 01:58:15,750 Yes! You too get there in no time. 2697 01:58:15,833 --> 01:58:17,250 You've finally found Saniya. 2698 01:58:17,333 --> 01:58:18,708 You can't lose her again. 2699 01:58:18,791 --> 01:58:19,625 Never again, Hubby. 2700 01:58:20,083 --> 01:58:23,041 I married Meera, Ruhi and Jenny only to save their lives... 2701 01:58:23,500 --> 01:58:25,750 but today, I'm going to save my marriage with Saniya. 2702 01:58:26,166 --> 01:58:27,541 - - You get there right away. - I'm on my way. 2703 01:58:27,708 --> 01:58:28,375 Abbu? 2704 01:58:31,208 --> 01:58:32,166 Your ring. 2705 01:58:33,625 --> 01:58:36,458 Don't tell anyone... and I'll buy you a PS5. 2706 01:58:36,541 --> 01:58:37,458 I won't. 2707 01:58:37,541 --> 01:58:39,291 And I don't want a PS5 either. 2708 01:58:39,541 --> 01:58:42,916 I've already got a superhero Abba who saves lives. 2709 01:58:43,041 --> 01:58:44,000 What more could I ask for? 2710 01:58:45,666 --> 01:58:47,416 I used to think you were a troublemaking devil, 2711 01:58:48,166 --> 01:58:52,083 but you proved kids really are angels. 2712 01:58:52,708 --> 01:58:53,708 Love you, son. 2713 01:58:53,791 --> 01:58:54,500 Thank you. 2714 01:58:54,625 --> 01:58:56,458 Now go, your fourth one is waiting. 2715 01:58:56,791 --> 01:58:58,000 Yeah, bye. 2716 01:58:59,208 --> 01:59:00,833 Hey Rapido, where are you? 2717 01:59:00,916 --> 01:59:03,000 Come fast, I'm waiting! 2718 01:59:04,208 --> 01:59:05,583 Where do you want to go? 2719 01:59:05,666 --> 01:59:06,958 You want us to drop you somewhere? 2720 01:59:07,041 --> 01:59:08,125 You two? 2721 01:59:08,208 --> 01:59:09,208 Where's Mohan? 2722 01:59:09,333 --> 01:59:09,875 Where is he? 2723 01:59:09,958 --> 01:59:11,625 - - I-I'll go find out. - Where's Mehmood? 2724 01:59:11,708 --> 01:59:12,875 - - I'll check and be right back. - Hey! 2725 01:59:12,958 --> 01:59:13,833 He's gone to find out. 2726 01:59:13,916 --> 01:59:14,750 Gone to find out? 2727 01:59:15,083 --> 01:59:17,125 We came here to ask him! 2728 01:59:17,333 --> 01:59:18,208 How will we find out? 2729 01:59:18,333 --> 01:59:19,416 Someone... Hubby! 2730 01:59:19,666 --> 01:59:21,166 Ask Hubby! He would know! 2731 01:59:21,458 --> 01:59:22,791 - - Where's Michael, Hubby? - Let's ask him! 2732 01:59:22,875 --> 01:59:24,291 - - Where's Michael? - Hubby, listen...! 2733 01:59:24,375 --> 01:59:26,708 - - I'll go and ask! One second! - Hubby! Hubby, wait! 2734 01:59:26,791 --> 01:59:27,666 I'm not going anywhere. 2735 01:59:27,750 --> 01:59:28,833 - - Hubby, stop! - I'll be right back! 2736 01:59:28,916 --> 01:59:30,000 - - Hubby! - Hubby! 2737 01:59:30,791 --> 01:59:32,125 - - Stop him! Where is he going? - Oh my God, 2738 01:59:32,208 --> 01:59:33,750 I've got his father waiting outside and his wives chasing me inside! 2739 01:59:33,833 --> 01:59:34,916 - - Hubby! - Hubby! 2740 01:59:35,000 --> 01:59:35,541 Run! 2741 01:59:35,583 --> 01:59:37,416 Ma'am, look over there, that's Hubby! 2742 01:59:37,500 --> 01:59:38,583 This is my husband. 2743 01:59:39,000 --> 01:59:39,791 Hubby! 2744 01:59:39,875 --> 01:59:43,125 I told you he will get thrashed one day. 2745 01:59:43,208 --> 01:59:45,291 As you sow, so reap so shall. 2746 01:59:45,375 --> 01:59:47,166 - - Yes, ma'am. - Record it. Film it right now. 2747 01:59:47,416 --> 01:59:48,458 - - Hubby, wait, wait... - Brother! 2748 01:59:48,500 --> 01:59:50,000 - - I just want to talk... - Hubby... 2749 01:59:50,083 --> 01:59:51,000 - - Hubby, stop. - Come on! 2750 01:59:51,416 --> 01:59:52,333 Follow me! 2751 01:59:52,500 --> 01:59:53,791 Hubby, please stop. 2752 01:59:54,041 --> 01:59:54,625 Get him! 2753 01:59:54,708 --> 01:59:57,166 Surleen, I'm sending you a video about your guy. 2754 01:59:58,041 --> 02:00:00,041 You had a close shave. This guy is doomed! 2755 02:00:00,125 --> 02:00:02,041 Stop! Hubby, stop! 2756 02:00:04,375 --> 02:00:05,708 Stop! Stop! 2757 02:00:06,083 --> 02:00:08,041 Stop, come on! 2758 02:00:09,541 --> 02:00:12,166 Guppy! Guppy! 2759 02:00:12,250 --> 02:00:13,666 Stop! Stop! Guppy, stop! 2760 02:00:14,625 --> 02:00:15,583 Hey... 2761 02:00:15,666 --> 02:00:17,333 Give me that. Where are the bullets? 2762 02:00:17,416 --> 02:00:18,083 Where are the bullets? 2763 02:00:18,166 --> 02:00:19,583 - - Come on, Pundit. - Let's go. 2764 02:00:19,666 --> 02:00:23,541 - - Hurry up and hop on. - Start the scooter first. 2765 02:00:23,625 --> 02:00:25,375 Let's go, let's go, let's go. 2766 02:00:25,666 --> 02:00:27,583 Get him! Get him! 2767 02:00:41,458 --> 02:00:43,291 Get out of my way, Aunty! Move away! 2768 02:00:43,416 --> 02:00:44,166 Hey! 2769 02:00:44,250 --> 02:00:45,125 He has lost it! 2770 02:00:45,208 --> 02:00:46,125 Hubby! 2771 02:00:48,291 --> 02:00:49,125 Hey! 2772 02:00:50,583 --> 02:00:51,375 Who are those two guys? 2773 02:00:51,458 --> 02:00:53,708 - - That's my Abba's scooter. - This way... 2774 02:00:53,875 --> 02:00:55,125 That's my Abba. 2775 02:00:57,208 --> 02:00:58,875 That's my father-in-law... the one using the gun. 2776 02:00:58,958 --> 02:00:59,791 Father-in-law? 2777 02:01:00,416 --> 02:01:01,375 Stop it, guys! 2778 02:01:01,458 --> 02:01:02,666 Where're you aiming? 2779 02:01:02,750 --> 02:01:04,250 At the tyre. 2780 02:01:04,500 --> 02:01:05,833 Then aim at the balloon. 2781 02:01:05,916 --> 02:01:07,166 - - The balloon? - Yes. 2782 02:01:07,250 --> 02:01:08,458 Then you'll hit the tyre. 2783 02:01:08,541 --> 02:01:10,041 Direct hit! 2784 02:01:10,125 --> 02:01:12,625 And we have a blast! 2785 02:01:15,250 --> 02:01:16,708 We've a flat tyre. 2786 02:01:17,416 --> 02:01:19,541 Stop. He ran away. 2787 02:01:19,583 --> 02:01:21,833 Serves them right. They ended up having a flat tyre. 2788 02:01:21,916 --> 02:01:23,666 - - We can help them, right? - Please. 2789 02:01:23,750 --> 02:01:24,958 - - Why? Why? - Let's give them a lift. 2790 02:01:25,041 --> 02:01:26,166 He's my father-in-law. 2791 02:01:26,250 --> 02:01:27,583 - - He's my Abba. - Alright, alright. 2792 02:01:27,875 --> 02:01:29,791 Stop! Stop! Stop! 2793 02:01:29,958 --> 02:01:30,583 Stop! 2794 02:01:31,250 --> 02:01:32,416 - - Stop! - Father! 2795 02:01:32,750 --> 02:01:35,166 Meera? What are you doing in there? 2796 02:01:35,250 --> 02:01:35,875 Ruhi? 2797 02:01:35,958 --> 02:01:37,541 What are you doing in a police jeep? 2798 02:01:37,625 --> 02:01:39,083 We are following Hubby. 2799 02:01:39,166 --> 02:01:40,625 Father, you know what Mohan did? 2800 02:01:40,708 --> 02:01:43,833 I know, that idiot got married twice. 2801 02:01:43,916 --> 02:01:45,041 Not twice... thrice. 2802 02:01:45,208 --> 02:01:46,875 - - Thrice? - His third wife is my sister... 2803 02:01:47,125 --> 02:01:47,875 From me. 2804 02:01:48,000 --> 02:01:49,041 God bless you, dear. 2805 02:01:49,125 --> 02:01:50,583 May you have a happy married life. 2806 02:01:50,916 --> 02:01:51,625 Huh? 2807 02:01:51,750 --> 02:01:52,708 Can't help it. 2808 02:01:52,875 --> 02:01:56,000 I'm used to giving blessings to my daughter-in-law. 2809 02:01:56,083 --> 02:01:58,666 You want to bless, I want to curse the rascal. 2810 02:01:58,750 --> 02:02:01,125 No cursing, now's the time to catch him and give him a good thrashing. 2811 02:02:01,208 --> 02:02:01,875 Get in, quick. 2812 02:02:01,958 --> 02:02:02,583 Let's go, let's go, let's go. 2813 02:02:02,666 --> 02:02:03,916 Let's go, let's go, let's go. 2814 02:02:05,000 --> 02:02:05,750 Guppy! 2815 02:02:05,833 --> 02:02:07,125 Someone stop him! 2816 02:02:07,208 --> 02:02:08,375 Stop! 2817 02:02:08,500 --> 02:02:10,083 Drive faster, Brother! 2818 02:02:10,166 --> 02:02:11,541 They will fall. 2819 02:02:11,625 --> 02:02:12,458 Stop! 2820 02:02:12,541 --> 02:02:13,666 - - Overtake him and bring him to a halt! - Stop! 2821 02:02:13,750 --> 02:02:14,666 Guppy! 2822 02:02:14,750 --> 02:02:15,541 Stop! 2823 02:02:15,625 --> 02:02:17,291 - - Overtake him and bring him to a halt! - Guppy! 2824 02:02:17,625 --> 02:02:18,583 Stop! 2825 02:02:18,666 --> 02:02:20,000 Guppy! 2826 02:02:20,333 --> 02:02:21,583 Stop! 2827 02:02:22,041 --> 02:02:23,125 Stop! 2828 02:02:23,666 --> 02:02:24,291 Stop! 2829 02:02:24,375 --> 02:02:26,291 Catch him! What are you doing, catch him! 2830 02:02:26,375 --> 02:02:27,250 Stop! 2831 02:02:28,333 --> 02:02:29,166 What happened? 2832 02:02:29,250 --> 02:02:31,083 - - Another flat tyre? - Shit! 2833 02:02:31,166 --> 02:02:32,708 We're out of fuel. 2834 02:02:35,375 --> 02:02:38,708 This is exactly what you call being caught between the devil and the deep blue sea. 2835 02:02:38,791 --> 02:02:41,041 Stuck between a rock and a hard place. 2836 02:02:41,125 --> 02:02:43,458 - - Trouble everywhere. - I'll take care of this. 2837 02:02:43,500 --> 02:02:44,666 There are a lot of us, let's just take the bus. 2838 02:02:44,791 --> 02:02:48,625 The batsman will have to hold his ground on the pitch. 2839 02:02:48,750 --> 02:02:50,000 Bam! 2840 02:02:50,458 --> 02:02:51,291 Stop! Stop! Stop! 2841 02:02:51,416 --> 02:02:53,083 Stop! Stop! Stop! Please! 2842 02:02:54,125 --> 02:02:54,875 Please! 2843 02:02:54,958 --> 02:02:58,125 Sir... sir, it's an emergency. We need your help. 2844 02:02:59,000 --> 02:03:01,125 You're the same guy who helped us before. 2845 02:03:01,250 --> 02:03:03,000 Looks like you're going to be helping us all day today. 2846 02:03:03,083 --> 02:03:04,583 - - Get in, everyone, he's a good man. - Get in! 2847 02:03:04,666 --> 02:03:06,250 - - Come on, quickly. Sit, sit, sit. - Get in! 2848 02:03:06,333 --> 02:03:08,708 - - Let's go, let's go, let's go! - Wait, your veil... 2849 02:03:09,500 --> 02:03:10,958 - - Abba! - Move, move, get in. 2850 02:03:11,625 --> 02:03:13,708 Sir, there's a Sikh gentleman on a scooter up ahead. 2851 02:03:13,791 --> 02:03:14,916 We are chasing him. 2852 02:03:15,041 --> 02:03:16,333 Please hurry. 2853 02:03:16,416 --> 02:03:17,333 Hurry up! 2854 02:03:17,458 --> 02:03:19,458 - - He went this way! - Go! 2855 02:03:19,541 --> 02:03:25,125 The batsman's surrounded from all sides. Looks tough to get the winning runs now. 2856 02:03:25,208 --> 02:03:27,208 Still, where there's a will there's a way. 2857 02:03:27,291 --> 02:03:29,083 By the way, are you getting married today? 2858 02:03:29,166 --> 02:03:32,416 Yes, sir, I'm planning to... hopefully it goes through 2859 02:03:32,500 --> 02:03:34,791 Your voice sounds like Sidhu's. 2860 02:03:34,875 --> 02:03:38,541 Yeah, everything in this world looks or sounds like something else. 2861 02:03:38,625 --> 02:03:41,375 Like I once saw a guy on Savdhaan India who looked just like you. 2862 02:03:41,458 --> 02:03:41,916 Really? 2863 02:03:42,000 --> 02:03:44,000 Tell me, where do I drop you guys? 2864 02:03:44,083 --> 02:03:45,708 You don't need a drop us, you need to catch someone. 2865 02:03:45,791 --> 02:03:47,208 You need to catch that man. 2866 02:03:47,416 --> 02:03:49,291 But why do you want to catch that harmless soul? 2867 02:03:49,375 --> 02:03:51,125 We want to catch his friend actually. 2868 02:03:51,208 --> 02:03:52,833 He changed religions and married three times. 2869 02:03:52,916 --> 02:03:54,583 He's a scoundrel. Please hurry. 2870 02:03:54,666 --> 02:03:56,541 Maybe he had his reasons to do it. 2871 02:03:56,625 --> 02:03:59,333 What could've made him so helpless? If I see him, I'd shoot him. 2872 02:03:59,416 --> 02:04:00,208 No! 2873 02:04:00,291 --> 02:04:01,458 How can you just shoot him? 2874 02:04:01,541 --> 02:04:02,333 He's my son. 2875 02:04:02,416 --> 02:04:03,083 - - He's my husband. - He's my husband. 2876 02:04:03,166 --> 02:04:04,500 Then what should I do? 2877 02:04:04,541 --> 02:04:05,916 I say you should forgive him. 2878 02:04:06,000 --> 02:04:07,166 How do I forgive him? 2879 02:04:08,291 --> 02:04:10,583 It's very simple, just say "I forgive you." 2880 02:04:11,041 --> 02:04:13,291 Every faith is this world teaches the same truth. 2881 02:04:13,458 --> 02:04:14,958 Anyone can punish... 2882 02:04:15,125 --> 02:04:18,333 Only the divine can forgive. 2883 02:04:18,416 --> 02:04:20,375 So forgive and applaud. 2884 02:04:23,583 --> 02:04:26,666 - - There he is. Follow him. - Yes, tell me, Harbhajan? 2885 02:04:26,750 --> 02:04:31,125 Bro, your dad and Mirza chased me, now D.D. and some Sikh gent has joined too! 2886 02:04:31,291 --> 02:04:33,375 That's your buddy. 2887 02:04:33,541 --> 02:04:34,083 Huh? 2888 02:04:34,166 --> 02:04:37,333 All his relatives have surrounded him. 2889 02:04:37,416 --> 02:04:38,375 Do one thing... 2890 02:04:38,458 --> 02:04:42,291 receive them, accept whatever gifts they give like blessings. 2891 02:04:42,375 --> 02:04:43,208 Oh, my God! 2892 02:04:43,291 --> 02:04:46,416 - - Meanwhile I'll go get married. Got it? - What are you doing? Hurry up! 2893 02:04:46,500 --> 02:04:48,541 - - Stop or I'll hit you! - What are you saying? 2894 02:04:48,791 --> 02:04:50,083 Yes, yes, sir, catch him! 2895 02:04:50,583 --> 02:04:52,583 Taking singles won't help. 2896 02:04:52,791 --> 02:04:55,541 You'll be praised only if you smash a six. 2897 02:04:57,000 --> 02:04:58,750 Stop! Stop! Stop! 2898 02:04:59,500 --> 02:05:02,166 And the batsman's smashed it out of the park! 2899 02:05:02,291 --> 02:05:05,166 It's airborne... going by air mail! 2900 02:05:18,916 --> 02:05:20,458 - - Come on, let's catch that rascal! - Hubby! 2901 02:05:22,500 --> 02:05:23,166 Get out of there! 2902 02:05:23,250 --> 02:05:24,791 Abba, can I come to your wedding too? 2903 02:05:24,875 --> 02:05:26,541 It'd be great if your dad actually manages to make it. 2904 02:05:26,583 --> 02:05:27,500 Go! 2905 02:05:31,500 --> 02:05:33,125 - - Tell me, where is Mehmood?! - Don't hit me! Don't hit me! 2906 02:05:33,208 --> 02:05:34,125 Tell me where is my friend? 2907 02:05:34,208 --> 02:05:35,375 Let me take you to his wedding. 2908 02:05:35,500 --> 02:05:36,208 Please don't hit me! 2909 02:05:36,291 --> 02:05:37,375 Tell me, where is Mohan! 2910 02:05:37,458 --> 02:05:38,166 Mohan's found Saniya. 2911 02:05:38,250 --> 02:05:39,958 He's turned Sikh and is about to marry her. 2912 02:05:42,208 --> 02:05:45,250 Friends, with your blessings, 2913 02:05:45,333 --> 02:05:49,041 the bride and groom, after completing the engagement ceremony, 2914 02:05:49,125 --> 02:05:52,000 will head to the Gurudwara for their wedding. 2915 02:05:53,708 --> 02:05:56,166 Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! 2916 02:05:59,291 --> 02:06:00,250 Bring it here, dear. 2917 02:06:02,333 --> 02:06:03,083 Here, dear. 2918 02:06:03,291 --> 02:06:04,166 Go on, exchange the rings. 2919 02:06:09,416 --> 02:06:11,083 Your turn, son. 2920 02:06:23,041 --> 02:06:24,083 Let's go. 2921 02:06:29,541 --> 02:06:30,291 Stop! 2922 02:06:30,375 --> 02:06:31,333 Stop! 2923 02:06:31,583 --> 02:06:33,250 - - This wedding can't take place! - This wedding can't take place! 2924 02:06:33,333 --> 02:06:35,500 - - Stop it! Stop right there! - We won't allow it! Leave! 2925 02:06:35,583 --> 02:06:37,291 - - Stop this wedding! - Stop! 2926 02:06:37,416 --> 02:06:38,708 - - This wedding can't take place! - Stop! 2927 02:06:38,791 --> 02:06:40,833 - - This wedding can't take place! - Stop! 2928 02:06:40,916 --> 02:06:41,958 We won't spare anyone! 2929 02:06:42,500 --> 02:06:43,583 Stop it! 2930 02:06:45,208 --> 02:06:46,208 Mohan! 2931 02:06:46,625 --> 02:06:47,875 Everyone, leave! 2932 02:06:48,666 --> 02:06:50,166 Stop! 2933 02:06:50,916 --> 02:06:52,541 Stop all this! 2934 02:06:52,583 --> 02:06:54,416 Mr. Registrar, this wedding can't take place! 2935 02:06:57,958 --> 02:06:59,458 This wedding can't take place! 2936 02:06:59,500 --> 02:07:00,291 No, I won't go with you! 2937 02:07:00,375 --> 02:07:02,250 You will only marry the boy I chose for you. 2938 02:07:06,333 --> 02:07:08,416 You're going to marry Mehmood! 2939 02:07:13,416 --> 02:07:14,583 I don't want to hear a word. 2940 02:07:14,666 --> 02:07:16,333 I'll only marry Mohan. 2941 02:07:22,916 --> 02:07:25,666 This is my last warning... stop this wedding! 2942 02:07:25,750 --> 02:07:28,333 Who do you think you are, trying to stop my daughter's wedding? 2943 02:07:28,666 --> 02:07:29,791 She's getting married! 2944 02:07:30,125 --> 02:07:32,166 I'll see who has the guts to stop it. 2945 02:07:33,583 --> 02:07:35,041 I can't marry him. 2946 02:07:36,583 --> 02:07:37,666 What happened, dear? 2947 02:07:37,750 --> 02:07:39,041 What are you saying, Simran? 2948 02:07:39,375 --> 02:07:41,000 I'm not Simran, I'm Saniya. 2949 02:07:41,291 --> 02:07:42,250 Saniya! 2950 02:07:42,625 --> 02:07:43,583 Saniya... 2951 02:07:44,208 --> 02:07:45,208 Yes, Saniya. 2952 02:07:46,083 --> 02:07:50,416 Mr. Manjeet, I love Mohan. I can't marry you. 2953 02:07:50,500 --> 02:07:51,750 You can marry me. 2954 02:07:52,083 --> 02:07:53,875 Just look at me once. 2955 02:07:54,625 --> 02:07:57,250 I can't look at anyone but Mohan. 2956 02:07:57,500 --> 02:08:00,250 Saniya, Mohan's hiding somewhere inside Manjeet. 2957 02:08:00,333 --> 02:08:01,416 Just look at me. 2958 02:08:02,583 --> 02:08:03,708 I can't. 2959 02:08:09,791 --> 02:08:11,250 Saniya, please stop! 2960 02:08:12,416 --> 02:08:15,708 I was 16 when I fell in love with you. 2961 02:08:16,291 --> 02:08:17,583 I'm 32 now. 2962 02:08:18,041 --> 02:08:20,500 I won't even be able to have kids after I turn 65,. 2963 02:08:21,291 --> 02:08:25,708 That engineer-baba was right... one day, you'd forget me. 2964 02:08:27,666 --> 02:08:31,625 If fate doesn't approve, then you'll forget him someday. 2965 02:08:32,291 --> 02:08:34,375 But remember what you said? 2966 02:08:36,000 --> 02:08:38,791 I'd rather die than forget him. 2967 02:08:47,666 --> 02:08:50,416 I'd rather die than forget him. 2968 02:09:10,166 --> 02:09:13,125 Saniya! You're making a huge mistake. 2969 02:09:13,375 --> 02:09:14,333 Enough, Abba! 2970 02:09:14,708 --> 02:09:15,375 Not today. 2971 02:09:15,458 --> 02:09:16,791 Your Abba's right. 2972 02:09:16,875 --> 02:09:18,791 This wretched man's already married three women 2973 02:09:18,875 --> 02:09:19,958 and switched his faith three times. 2974 02:09:20,041 --> 02:09:21,500 Mohan would never do that! 2975 02:09:21,541 --> 02:09:22,500 That's exactly what he did. 2976 02:09:22,583 --> 02:09:23,916 Here's the proof... 2977 02:09:24,208 --> 02:09:25,000 Jenny, 2978 02:09:25,500 --> 02:09:26,375 Meera, 2979 02:09:26,458 --> 02:09:27,500 And Ruhi! 2980 02:09:27,541 --> 02:09:29,875 And today, as a Sikh, he was getting married for the fourth time... with you. 2981 02:09:31,541 --> 02:09:33,500 Mohan, is that true? 2982 02:09:37,666 --> 02:09:39,041 Yes, Saniya, it's true. 2983 02:09:40,625 --> 02:09:41,958 They're all my wives. 2984 02:09:51,958 --> 02:09:53,208 You deceived us. 2985 02:09:54,500 --> 02:09:55,666 You deceived them. 2986 02:09:57,125 --> 02:09:58,208 You lied to them. 2987 02:09:59,250 --> 02:10:00,791 Is that what we taught you? 2988 02:10:02,833 --> 02:10:04,416 Is this why I brought you into this world? 2989 02:10:05,125 --> 02:10:10,125 Not just gave you life, we gave you a family, culture, and faith, 2990 02:10:10,416 --> 02:10:12,291 and you went around changing your religion? 2991 02:10:12,541 --> 02:10:16,375 I didn't change it, I embraced them all. 2992 02:10:16,541 --> 02:10:20,125 You think you're the constitution of India to embrace them all? 2993 02:10:20,291 --> 02:10:21,375 No, Father. 2994 02:10:22,000 --> 02:10:23,333 I'm just an ordinary man. 2995 02:10:23,541 --> 02:10:28,125 I don't know religion in depth, but all of you do. 2996 02:10:28,500 --> 02:10:30,166 For you, your religion is the greatest. 2997 02:10:30,375 --> 02:10:31,708 For Mr. Mirza, his is. 2998 02:10:31,875 --> 02:10:33,291 For Mr. David, his is. 2999 02:10:34,541 --> 02:10:38,875 If every faith is good, then what's so wrong in embracing them all? 3000 02:10:39,750 --> 02:10:45,291 Or is my fault that I can't find fault in any? 3001 02:10:46,916 --> 02:10:50,666 And about those three marriages, about deceiving these girls... 3002 02:10:50,958 --> 02:10:53,416 I never lied to anyone, Saniya. 3003 02:10:54,291 --> 02:10:57,208 Every time I tried to marry you, I ended up marrying someone else instead. 3004 02:10:58,208 --> 02:11:00,208 For you, I became Mehmood from Mohan, 3005 02:11:00,750 --> 02:11:02,000 Michael from Mehmood, 3006 02:11:02,625 --> 02:11:05,208 and today, Manjeet from Michael. 3007 02:11:06,625 --> 02:11:07,583 Hey! Hey! Hey! 3008 02:11:07,666 --> 02:11:08,583 Brother! 3009 02:11:09,583 --> 02:11:10,375 - - Mohan! - Hey! 3010 02:11:10,458 --> 02:11:11,750 What was their fault? 3011 02:11:11,875 --> 02:11:14,500 Who gave you the right to wreck their lives? 3012 02:11:14,833 --> 02:11:15,875 Mohan! 3013 02:11:15,958 --> 02:11:16,916 What are you doing? 3014 02:11:17,000 --> 02:11:18,708 - - Mohan! - You could've just refused to marry them! 3015 02:11:18,791 --> 02:11:19,541 Stop it! 3016 02:11:26,250 --> 02:11:29,541 He told each one of them he couldn't marry them... 3017 02:11:30,500 --> 02:11:31,833 but every time, they said the same thing, 3018 02:11:32,541 --> 02:11:35,291 "If you call off the wedding, I'll end my life." 3019 02:11:35,708 --> 02:11:36,541 So what was he supposed to do? 3020 02:11:36,625 --> 02:11:38,125 Should he have let them die? 3021 02:11:38,291 --> 02:11:42,375 He sacrificed his own love just to save their lives. 3022 02:11:42,791 --> 02:11:45,625 He could've easily walked away, 3023 02:11:46,458 --> 02:11:47,416 but he didn't 3024 02:11:48,583 --> 02:11:52,750 because he knew Jenny struggles to breathe, 3025 02:11:53,791 --> 02:11:55,958 Ruhi has her parents and a child depending on her, 3026 02:11:56,958 --> 02:12:00,375 and his own parents had promised to keep Meera happy. 3027 02:12:01,875 --> 02:12:04,875 For someone's life, for someone's promise and for someone's bond's sake... 3028 02:12:05,125 --> 02:12:06,833 He tried to fulfil all his responsibilities. 3029 02:12:07,625 --> 02:12:09,541 He tried to keep everyone happy. 3030 02:12:10,250 --> 02:12:11,750 Now you decide... 3031 02:12:12,500 --> 02:12:14,375 a man who's lived for everyone else... 3032 02:12:14,666 --> 02:12:18,375 does he deserve punishment, or does he deserve to be with his love today? 3033 02:12:26,750 --> 02:12:28,625 I cannot punish him. 3034 02:12:30,500 --> 02:12:33,416 When my boyfriend left me to die, 3035 02:12:35,166 --> 02:12:36,875 he was the one who saved my life. 3036 02:12:38,458 --> 02:12:39,875 I can't hate you. 3037 02:12:41,250 --> 02:12:42,666 I love you, Michael. 3038 02:12:45,166 --> 02:12:46,500 What can I even say? 3039 02:12:47,666 --> 02:12:51,416 He married me to keep my father's word... 3040 02:12:53,416 --> 02:12:55,791 so how could he break his promise to Saniya? 3041 02:12:57,916 --> 02:12:59,375 I've got no complaints against you. 3042 02:13:02,083 --> 02:13:03,291 I love you, Mohan. 3043 02:13:05,750 --> 02:13:08,416 I've got no complaints against Mehmood either. 3044 02:13:08,666 --> 02:13:10,458 He's the one who was wronged. 3045 02:13:11,500 --> 02:13:14,208 I'd already been divorced twice. 3046 02:13:15,500 --> 02:13:19,541 He could've walked away too, but he didn't. 3047 02:13:20,958 --> 02:13:22,291 I love you, Mehmood. 3048 02:13:23,208 --> 02:13:24,333 I love you. 3049 02:13:27,500 --> 02:13:29,458 Saniya, what do you say? 3050 02:13:33,416 --> 02:13:35,708 You shouldn't have been this good, Mohan... 3051 02:13:36,458 --> 02:13:38,416 now everyone's fallen in love with you. 3052 02:13:52,458 --> 02:13:55,541 There you go, I guess all the garland were always meant for him. 3053 02:13:55,666 --> 02:13:56,583 Wait a minute... 3054 02:13:58,500 --> 02:13:59,583 Surleen, you? 3055 02:14:01,375 --> 02:14:04,166 There's a garland for you too, Mr. Hubby. 3056 02:14:09,666 --> 02:14:11,625 Your brother's finally settling down as well today. 3057 02:14:15,083 --> 02:14:16,291 Hey! Hey! Hey! What-- 3058 02:14:16,375 --> 02:14:17,416 - - Mohan! - Mohan! 3059 02:14:17,500 --> 02:14:18,666 - - Mohan! - Mohan! 3060 02:14:19,333 --> 02:14:20,541 - - Mohan! - Mohan! 3061 02:14:20,625 --> 02:14:21,750 - - Mohan! - Mohan! 3062 02:14:22,541 --> 02:14:23,583 Ambulance! 3063 02:14:29,000 --> 02:14:30,500 Are you okay? How are you feeling now? 3064 02:14:31,791 --> 02:14:32,791 - - Here, eat this. - Feeling better now? 3065 02:14:32,875 --> 02:14:34,875 Mom, you're happy with my four marriages, right? 3066 02:14:35,625 --> 02:14:36,666 Not four, son... five. 3067 02:14:36,750 --> 02:14:37,500 Five?! 3068 02:14:37,583 --> 02:14:39,250 Mom, you're just panicking and can't count straight. 3069 02:14:39,416 --> 02:14:41,666 No, really... not four, five wives. 3070 02:14:41,750 --> 02:14:43,583 There is no power and no strength except with Allah! 3071 02:14:44,291 --> 02:14:45,208 Five? How? 3072 02:14:45,750 --> 02:14:46,958 When you were born, 3073 02:14:47,041 --> 02:14:50,041 the astrologer said you'd never find happiness in marriage. 3074 02:14:50,333 --> 02:14:52,791 He was right... four marriages done, and still no peace. 3075 02:14:52,875 --> 02:14:54,916 But we thought you'd never get married at all, 3076 02:14:55,000 --> 02:14:57,916 so I promised your hand to my friend's daughter the day you were born. 3077 02:14:58,000 --> 02:14:58,750 What?! 3078 02:14:58,833 --> 02:15:03,333 And your father had already promised you to Meera's father. 3079 02:15:04,208 --> 02:15:07,125 Why did you two have to test every experiment on me! 3080 02:15:07,250 --> 02:15:08,416 Hang on a second. 3081 02:15:08,500 --> 02:15:10,208 If I'd only married once, it would've been fine... 3082 02:15:10,291 --> 02:15:11,916 I wouldn't have let you marry again. 3083 02:15:12,000 --> 02:15:15,291 But now that I've done four, might as well go for five, right? 3084 02:15:15,375 --> 02:15:17,166 Oh Lord, have mercy! 3085 02:15:17,333 --> 02:15:20,458 Mom, do you even hear yourself? 3086 02:15:20,500 --> 02:15:21,250 Yes, I do. 3087 02:15:21,333 --> 02:15:22,875 Wait, I'll call her. 3088 02:15:23,125 --> 02:15:24,166 Daughter-in-law! 3089 02:15:24,583 --> 02:15:25,500 Daughter-in-law, come on in. 3090 02:15:25,750 --> 02:15:27,083 Come in, Ginni. 3091 02:15:28,333 --> 02:15:29,625 Come on, come here. 3092 02:15:30,208 --> 02:15:31,916 Come on, dear, don't just stand there. 3093 02:15:44,541 --> 02:15:45,583 What are you waiting for? 3094 02:15:45,666 --> 02:15:46,833 Put the garland around his neck. 3095 02:15:46,916 --> 02:15:48,416 - - Wait a second, wait a second, I'll just... - What? 3096 02:15:48,500 --> 02:15:50,708 I'll... I'll just go have some water. 3097 02:15:50,833 --> 02:15:52,625 He bolted! Catch him! 3098 02:15:53,875 --> 02:15:54,708 Mom! 3099 02:15:54,791 --> 02:15:56,500 - - It's not my fault! - I'm the real one! 3100 02:15:56,583 --> 02:15:58,500 I won't leave him for seven lifetimes! 3101 02:15:58,541 --> 02:15:59,375 Mohan! 3102 02:15:59,458 --> 02:16:00,541 Don't let him get away! 3103 02:16:00,625 --> 02:16:03,333 The Bhopali's run off again! 3104 02:16:03,416 --> 02:16:05,458 - - Huh? - The Bhopali escaped again! 3105 02:16:05,500 --> 02:16:07,291 But he ran away. 3106 02:16:07,458 --> 02:16:08,000 Huh? 3107 02:16:08,125 --> 02:16:09,208 I know Gujarati. 3108 02:16:09,333 --> 02:16:10,750 I know Gujarati. 3109 02:16:10,833 --> 02:16:11,541 See you. 3110 02:16:11,583 --> 02:16:13,166 - - Good. - But he ran away. 3111 02:16:13,375 --> 02:16:14,500 Mohan, stop! 3112 02:16:15,125 --> 02:16:16,083 Mohan! 3113 02:16:16,500 --> 02:16:18,000 Listen! 3114 02:16:18,250 --> 02:16:19,375 Stop! 3115 02:16:20,041 --> 02:16:21,541 Mohan! 3116 02:16:22,083 --> 02:16:23,625 Stop! 3117 02:16:24,291 --> 02:16:26,125 Mohan, stop! 3118 02:16:26,625 --> 02:16:28,541 Just listen, Mohan! 3119 02:16:28,625 --> 02:16:31,333 Now, with so many weddings written in his fate... 3120 02:16:31,416 --> 02:16:35,166 which track will he run on... life's or the train's? 3121 02:16:35,250 --> 02:16:37,083 You decide. 3122 02:16:39,916 --> 02:16:41,541 First one soars touching the sky, 3123 02:16:41,583 --> 02:16:43,708 Second one soars flying high, 3124 02:16:43,791 --> 02:16:45,625 Third one soars none can deny, 3125 02:16:45,708 --> 02:16:47,541 I was left alone, high and dry. 3126 02:16:47,625 --> 02:16:49,375 First one soars touching the sky, 3127 02:16:49,458 --> 02:16:51,458 Second one soars flying high, 3128 02:16:51,541 --> 02:16:53,250 Third one soars none can deny, 3129 02:16:53,333 --> 02:16:55,291 I was left alone, high and dry. 3130 02:17:11,458 --> 02:17:14,916 The first was beautiful, gentle, and fair, 3131 02:17:15,000 --> 02:17:19,125 She sought my heart with her steady stare. 3132 02:17:19,208 --> 02:17:23,000 She sought my heart on the sly, 3133 02:17:23,083 --> 02:17:26,541 And not for a moment did she shy. 3134 02:17:26,625 --> 02:17:29,208 She looked at me and stole my peace, 3135 02:17:30,458 --> 02:17:32,500 She looked at me and stole my peace, 3136 02:17:32,583 --> 02:17:34,500 Now she's gone and I am not at ease. 3137 02:17:34,583 --> 02:17:36,291 First one soars touching the sky, 3138 02:17:36,375 --> 02:17:38,416 Second one soars flying high, 3139 02:17:38,500 --> 02:17:40,333 Third one soars none can deny, 3140 02:17:40,416 --> 02:17:42,291 I was left alone, high and dry. 3141 02:17:42,375 --> 02:17:44,208 First one soars touching the sky, 3142 02:17:44,291 --> 02:17:46,208 Second one soars flying high, 3143 02:17:46,291 --> 02:17:48,125 Third one soars none can deny, 3144 02:17:48,208 --> 02:17:50,083 I was left alone, high and dry. 3145 02:17:50,166 --> 02:17:52,125 Listen to my love story, bro, 3146 02:17:52,208 --> 02:17:54,000 There was one king with three queens in tow, 3147 02:17:54,083 --> 02:17:55,958 He was having a time of his life you know, 3148 02:17:56,041 --> 02:17:57,958 He was enjoying himself for sure. 3149 02:17:58,041 --> 02:18:00,125 The first was a maiden so soft and bright, 3150 02:18:00,208 --> 02:18:02,083 The second one wounded my pride on sight. 3151 02:18:02,166 --> 02:18:04,041 While dodging the third with no luck, 3152 02:18:04,125 --> 02:18:05,791 I got love-struck, 3153 02:18:05,875 --> 02:18:07,541 Who all do I love? 3154 02:18:07,625 --> 02:18:09,583 What all do I surrender in the name of love? 3155 02:18:09,666 --> 02:18:11,583 Three riders squeezed on a single seat, 3156 02:18:11,666 --> 02:18:13,333 Which one do I loose, which one do I keep? 3157 02:18:13,416 --> 02:18:15,375 His name's in the papers, a rising star, 3158 02:18:15,458 --> 02:18:17,458 This dude's counted among superstars. 3159 02:18:17,500 --> 02:18:19,500 My heart's rooms are crowded, every door's full, 3160 02:18:19,583 --> 02:18:23,083 Who do I welcome, and who do I pull? 3161 02:18:23,166 --> 02:18:27,208 Who do I welcome, and who do I pull? 3162 02:18:29,291 --> 02:18:31,000 First one soars touching the sky, 3163 02:18:31,083 --> 02:18:32,958 Second one soars flying high, 3164 02:18:33,041 --> 02:18:34,875 Third one soars none can deny, 3165 02:18:34,958 --> 02:18:36,750 I was left alone, high and dry. 3166 02:18:36,833 --> 02:18:38,791 First one soars touching the sky, 3167 02:18:38,875 --> 02:18:40,791 Second one soars flying high, 3168 02:18:40,875 --> 02:18:42,750 Third one soars none can deny, 3169 02:18:42,833 --> 02:18:45,166 I was left alone, high and dry. 243523