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Excuse me!

♪ The bells of hell go
ting-a-ling-a-ling

♪ For you but not for me

♪ O death,
where is thy sting-a-ling-a-ling

♪ A grave thy victory

♪ If you meet the undertaker

♪ Or the young man from the Pru

♪ Get a pint with what's left over

♪ And I'll say goodbye to you

♪ The bells of hell
go ting-a-ling-a-ling

♪ For you, but not for me

♪ O death, where is thy
sting-a-ling-a-ling

♪ A grave thy victory

♪ I love my dear Redeemer

♪ My creator too as well

♪ And all that filthy devil

♪ Should be kept below in hell

♪ The bells of hell... ♪

Not anywhere until I know where
you're going, all right?

Hold it. Hold it.

Not going to repeat myself anyway.
All right, you're going to wait.

You're going to wait. All right, I'm
telling you, you're going to wait.

There will be foxgloves, wax
foxgloves and bluebells.

A bramble thicket with wax leaves.

And so forth. Now this is one,
one's scratching itself, you see.

And, this hole here, I'll just
get inside and...

..there's a badger sett here
with a hole.

There's two tunnels.

There's a tunnel
going down that way.

The tunnel going down this way.

This tunnel actually goes down
into the nesting chamber.

So in fact, it shows above
the ground and below the ground.

I want it to be as perfect,
perfect as possible.

I'm trying to, um, to create this
natural habitat group

showing badgers outside the sett,
doing interesting things.

I'm trying to bring nature closer
to the public.

P-R-U-D-L-E.

And it talks on the phone.

The world's top talking parrot.

Is Prudle a girl parrot's name?

It's a boy parrot. Oh, I see.

No. That stands...
That stands alone.

CROWD CHEERING

Well... Well, we'll send one of our
best parrot photographers, Betty.

How's that?

Well,
I suppose you can always challenge,

uh, somebody's parrot as to
whether it's the best

telephone talker or not.

Anyway, it's a good talking point,
as you say.

Open the door, Mum.

I've done it.

It's a boon. You can see who's
coming up

into your grounds, you know.

And I think it will stop
a lot of vandalism, too.

I think you feel safer, really.

We are locked in,
that's true, but...

It's not... I don't think it's as
bad as before the doors were put on.

We had squatters coming
in and taking over down below,

you know, making
a filthy mess of it.

It's not... It's not for pleasure.

I mean, I wouldn't sit
and watch that all day long.

I mean,
there's the other programmes on.

I think it represents
a whole trend to use technology

in a way which threatens
the citizen's right to privacy,

the right to lead his own life
without people spying

through his window with
a cinecamera.

But then there is an argument
that the film can't lie.

Well, the film can lie very easily.

The insurance company or
the investigator can edit the film.

Supposing somebody has
a bad limp which occurs on wet days,

or it's a nervous spasm, which comes
some days and not others.

The film comes in court,
the film has shown

only the good days
when there's no limp.

Bedtime for you.

All right.

All right. Come on, now.

Night-night.

Is this really a child's bedroom?
Yeah.

This is Peter's bedroom, this.

I mean, there can't be a child
in England who sleeps in a room

so cold and so miserable as this,

if you don't mind me saying so.

Well, all bedrooms are the same,
though.

My front bedroom, the one that
I sleeps in,

is the worst one of them all.

Could you show me that room? Yes,
certainly. Would you mind?

This is this bedroom.
It's been decorated.

It's ready for the council
to come up and have a look.

With all the dampness that's coming
all the way through the paint again,

because I just told them that I'm
not going to waste my money on it.

Well, this is actually a ferret,

and to get over this point
that there's a connection

between ferret and man, I mounted
this ferret showing the hand.

And of course, it's even got a watch
on, look. A gold-plated watch.

I've got this habit, a nasty habit
of stroking these animals.

But, yes, it's very, very good...
You call it a nasty habit.

I mean... I suppose...
Well, don't know.

When I pick up a stuffed animal,
I always touch it and feel it.

I can't help it.

All right. Thank you. Bye.

CHANTING: Men off the streets!
Men off the streets!

Men off the streets!
Men off the streets!

Men off the streets!

Curfew for men, not women!

Curfew for men, not women!

Get men off the streets!

Get the men off the streets!

Everybody!

♪ Young guns having some fun

♪ Crazy ladies, keep 'em on the run

♪ Wise guys realise

♪ There's danger in emotional ties

♪ See me, single and free

♪ No fears, no tears,
what I want to be

♪ One, two, take a look at you

♪ Death by matrimony. ♪

SCREAMING

It's amazing. It's amazing to get
a reaction like that.

Yeah, it's fantastic. I mean, we're
starting to get used to it.

We're starting to expect it, really.
But it's, I mean, it's fantastic.

It still doesn't make any sense,
really.

Keep getting bombarded with,
you know, bangles.

We got bombarded...
Did you get the garter?

Red-and-black garter.

It was a pair of knickers
the other night.

Did you see them?

But it's great.
I mean, I love it.

Would you rather be
doing anything else right now?

No, not right now. Obviously,
it's Saturday night.

No, down the Palace or something?
Not really.

SCREAMING

Scene two.

Various people high in the

government and the royal household

became very worried indeed about

the possibility of the news
getting out,

that the heir
presumptive to the throne of England

had married and had a child,

and that the child had been born
of a Catholic mother.

You have to remember, it was a time
when the possibility of revolution

was thought to be a very real one,

and that the problems and violence
surrounding Ireland

were at their height.

It was decided that Mary Jane Kelly
would have to be silenced.

She was killed
as the last of five women in a way

that made it look like
the random work of a madman.

The child, however, survived.

She was protected by Walter Sickert
and had two sons by him.

The first one was Charles,
who disappeared at the age of two.

And I am the other son.

MUSIC: Disco 82 by Lata Mangeshkar
and Kishore Kumar

The name of the shop is Le'Pel,

and we was in Italy one day,
me and my brother,

and we were sitting over

a table having a glass of wine,
trying to think of a name.

So we just thought of lapel,
of a jacket, the collar of a jacket.

So we just called it "lapel"
but made it look a bit foreign.

We stuck Manuel Ritz, Pipo,
Cerruti shirts,

Reporter jumpers, Adolfo jumpers.

Chagall, the famous painter.

Uh... How much are they?

Well, the Chagall shirts are going
for 39.95,

Reporter jumpers £95.

Cerruti shirts are £40.

People don't really
like personal service.

They just like to be left alone,
and if they need any help,

they ask us rather than
us jumping on them

when they come into the shop.

Majority of them are locals
and, like, we get a lot of people

coming in from Kent or north London.

We get a lot of villains in, uh...

How do you know they're villains?

Well, you know, we know them,

but you don't ask where they get
their money from, so...

Can you sort of spot a villain?

Probably can, yeah. Well, I can.
I don't know about you.

PROTESTERS CHANT

CHANTS: Not a crime!

Black and white!
Not a crime!

We're going to stick together
and we're going to go out there,

and we're going to show them
that we're not scared.

They think they can pick on an
Asian, right, and get away with it.

But now we're going to show them
that this is not true, right?

Why should the immigrants come over
here, black or white?

Quite a lot of them have been here
longer

than you've been alive, though.

Yeah, but why should they come over
in the first place?

This is England.
This is our country.

No-one else's.
Why should they come over here?

They come... They go to the dole.
They get hand-outs.

When we white people are on the
dole, they get about 20 quid.

What you can do with that?
And Maggie Thatcher,

can't do that, can you? So, have you
attacked black people?

Yeah. What have you done?

Kicked 'em in.

With my boot and a knife.

Only men?

Yeah. Don't kick women.

Oh, I'll just gob on them.

Sometimes, I'll go out and doof!

♪ And active self-defence is
the only way

♪ Active self-defence
is the only way

♪ Active self-defence is the
only way

♪ To fight against
the racist attack. ♪

I've got a great big wolfhound,
lovely thing, called Tiger.

I've got a little one-eyed pug.

Which it did have two eyes
when it started out,

but the big one attacked it.

But there's a lot of Staffordshire
bull terriers going around now.

Everybody seems to have them.
The only sad thing is that,

um, a lot of them have them

and they take them over the parks
and they have fights with them.

Yeah. I know the police are trying
to stamp it out,

but they just can't catch them.

One of them killed my
neighbour's cat last Friday.

I had to go over there to make sure
the poor little thing was dead.

Mr Henry Leach, I think, who was
the First Lord of the Admiralty,

who said to her,

"Well, Prime Minister, I can only
tell you if you don't do it,

"this country will never be quite
the same country again."

And that went right like
an arrow through her.

How many times have you had sex?

Have you had sex regularly with
somebody? With your boyfriend? Yeah.

Are you married? When was the last
time?

I have been married, yes.
When was the last time?

Last weekend. Yeah.
Have you ever been,

have you got any history of
any sort of, um...

You know, you've been placed in
BLEEP or anything? Yeah. BLEEP.

What as, a voluntary patient? Yeah.

And how long were you there?

Two months, and then four months
before that.

And what did you go in there
for, then?

I had a mental breakdown
over my divorce.

Did you?

Yeah. Yeah.

Well, you realise, of course,
don't you, that, um...

..if we take this, you know,
if we deal with this as a rape,

then you're going to have a hell of
a load of barrage of questions put

to you in a Crown Court,
because it will go to Crown Court.

You know that, don't you?

You're going to have the defence
solicitor getting up and asking you

all the types of personal questions
that I've just asked you.

And, you know, if it's not true
what you're telling us,

then, you know, it's going to look
a bit difficult for you, isn't it?

What are you trying to say?
I wasn't raped?

No. You know...

..there's a possibility. You know,
people come into the police station

and they say all sorts of things.

They make up all sorts of stories.

Um... You wouldn't make up a story
like that, I tell you.

People do, you know,
for lots of reasons.

For lots of reasons. That's
ridiculous.

If I wanted se... If I just wanted
a good time,

I'd go out with my boyfriend
and have it, wouldn't I?

I don't know what you would do.

What you're telling us,
is it the truth?

Of course it is. I wouldn't be here
now, would I? Well, I don't know.

There might be an ulterior motive
for it.

Might be a reason for it. Such as?

There might be a reason
for you being here.

I don't know. Such as? Invariably,
it might be a psychiatric reason.

I'm told that one of the awards
you've won is actually

best hairdressers in the world.
Is that right? This is true.

There was a French magazine voted
us best hairdressers in the world,

which was very, very nice.
It was a very nice accolade,

which I'm very excited about. Well,
in fact, we've got some of

your exhibition work with us here
at Ultratech.

Now, can you tell me,
it looks to me,

if you don't mind my saying so,
quite outlandish.

Why? Why is that? Well, if you look
at it, what we feel

about avant-garde work
is that basically,

it's an extension of the fashion.

What we do is, take Denise,
for example.

You can see the box shape on the
back,

hair is moving away from that
wild free look,

and it's going into
much squarer looks.

And this is our avant-garde
version, which avant-garde means,

of course, before fashion.

So therefore that is our before
fashion look for the new bob shave.

MUSIC: Waves
by Blancmange

♪ I remember

♪ The way we were

♪ Slow, slow, sad love... ♪

All right, just here.

Come and talk to us!

Watch the camera, watch the camera.

What are you doing here?

What have you got your trousers
down for?

Why have you got your trousers down?

Talk with us?

Do you know kids play here
during the day?

It's their bad luck.

Yeah, all these Durex lying around,
it's not very nice for them.

Well, we didn't tell them
to come over here.

Where else are we supposed to do it?

Can you give us a few words, please,
guv'nor, before you go?

Hang on a minute. Listen, dear. What
sort of relationship do you have

with the police around here?

I've had a policeman ask me for
business, you know.

And what happened?
Did he want to pay?

No, he didn't want to pay. He said
he was going to nick me otherwise.

I says, "Nick me, then,
but you're not having it free."

Well, now there's a whole new
element of sort of economic activity

which has come
to be known as the mauve economy.

This is because it's not quite
a black economy.

We don't know whether or not people
actually pay taxes.

We don't go into that.

And it's also a slightly
frivolous thing.

These are all the sort of leisure
industries and personal services

that we didn't really
know we wanted.

And it's, in many ways,
it's a vanguard for the future,

because in the future, we're told
people aren't going to be

making things. They're going to be
producing services for other people.

And we're not very good at this.

We don't really know what we want
in the way of services.

So all sorts of original ideas
are being produced by people.

One of the most popular of
these new leisure industries

seems to be singing telegrams.

♪ You and I were inseparable

♪ It was love at first sight

♪ You made me promise
to marry you... ♪

Just for you!

Just really basically
implied that I was a tart.

And my family and my friends
and everyone

were really upset by it all.

They couldn't believe it.
They knew it wasn't true.

What effect did it have
on your career?

My career was really...
It was terrible.

The bookings were dropping,
people were cancelling, everything.

Everything was awful.

Did they give you any reasons
for cancelling?

Well, they'd say, oh, um,
we've changed our minds

or he's ill at the moment
or something like that.

Just anything they could think of.
It was just...

I can't describe how awful it was.

Can I ask you, um, how have you
found your day here

at the Beaconsfield by-election?

Well, I think it's been a pretty
good day.

First of all, we've got
a wonderful candidate.

Everybody agrees that Tony Blair
is one of the very best

possible candidates
there could be.

Everywhere he goes,
I think he spreads, uh, interest,

excitement and enthusiasm about
the Labour Party.

And that's
the kind of candidate we want.

We're very proud of him indeed,

and we are very proud
of everything he's been saying here.

And whatever the result, we believe
that he's going to have

a very big future
in British politics.

Oh. That's good. Nice man, in't he?

..whether British or Argentinian,
if it can be avoided.

But I should not be doing my duty

if I didn't warn you in the simplest
and clearest terms,

that for all our efforts,

a negotiated settlement may prove
to be unattainable.

It would be only too easy a ploy
for the Argentinians to say,

don't have any military action
while we negotiate.

They would be quietly
in their bases on land,

while we should be tossed about
the South Atlantic

in those intemperate seas.

APPLAUSE

We're not going to fall
for that one.

Listen to me. I've been sitting here
20 minutes, half an hour,

listening to you. Some of it's the
biggest lot of bollocks

I've ever heard.
I can get very annoyed very shortly.

One minute you're saying it's Coley,

the next minute you're saying it's
the Midway.

You pass Coley Park. What happened?

I'm sick and tired of the ups
and downs and the ins and outs.

Some of this is better fairy tales
than bloody Gretel can do.

Now stop mucking us all about.
I'm not mucking you about.

All I'm not saying to you
is you're lying.

Get rid of the fruitiness,
get rid of all the beauty about it,

and let's get down to facts
and figures.

It's not beautiful at all, is it?
Some of it is.

All this crap about bus stops
and numbers

and blue and white tea towels
to wipe myself down with.

What the hell's gone on?

If nothing's gone on,
let's all pack it off and go home.

If something's gone on and you
think, "Well, that's an experience,

"that's life," all right.

That's what I do think. This is the
biggest bollocks I've ever heard.

I would agree that maybe you've
had sex this afternoon

and it's not with your boyfriend.

But I'll go as far as to say I think
you've been a willing party to it.

No, seriously.
You're not upset by it.

You haven't taken a blind bit of
notice of anything that's gone on.

The story you've told us is, like my
colleague said, a fairy tale.

NEWSNIGHT THEME PLAYS

This is
what a timpani drum sounds like.

But now, cock an ear to this,

it's a synthesiser, too, and this is
what it sounds like.

TIMPANI SOUND PLAYS

And the reason it can create
that sound so perfectly

is because it's hooked onto a
computer,

which has mathematically worked out
the incredible complexity

of the sound wave
that a timpani makes.

And that's just the beginning.

Because now that the computer knows
the basic sound of a timpani,

or whatever,
it can change the pitch too.

Listen.

TIMPANI SOUND ASCENDS IN PITCH

And even go up octaves.

And that's not all.

Remember those tramping feet
and creaking doors?

TRAMPING FEET

DOOR CREAKS

And remember,
those aren't recordings.

These are electronically
created sounds.

We're at the start of a new era
in recording because you have

a guy playing a bass guitar.

It's not necessary that he plays
the bass guitar.

We can... We can basically...
We can do anything with sound.

You do anything with sound?
Yes, we can do anything with sound.

FROM SYNTHESISER: Anything...
We can do anything.

We can do anything...
SLOWED DOWN: with sound.

With sound. With sound.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Anything. Yes. Yes. Yes. Anything.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

A-A-A-A-Anything.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Right. Let's see
what we can do with this lot, then.

♪ Sides go into the middle
then they come along back

♪ Start through in the middle
of the track

♪ Pass through with the girl you
meet

♪ Swing

♪ Promenade this one round the ring

♪ Need to go side by side... ♪

Keep moving!
Keep walking!

♪ Keep moving, talking around the
ring

♪ Now one and three better wheel
around

♪ Back with the pair you found... ♪

♪ Now you're there

♪ Let's go up to the middle

♪ Then you come right back,
you square through

♪ And you count me four

♪ That's four hands in the middle
of the floor

♪ Do-si-do with the outside pair

♪ You make a wave
and you balance there. ♪

Sausage rolls, anybody?

♪ Hit them on the head

♪ Lying Fenian bastards... ♪

Jesus Christ can heal you.
He can save you.

He can set you gloriously free
tonight.

Thank God tonight
that you can put your trust

in the Lord
and you can be saved tonight.

You can be healed tonight,

and you can
be set gloriously free tonight.

I believe that Jesus Christ can do
the uttermost tonight.

He is a miracle working God tonight,
and I praise him for it.

Alleluia! I thank God that one day
that I pass from death unto life,

when I accepted Jesus Christ
as my home

and may people accept
the Son of this gospel tonight,

will accept Jesus Christ
as their Saviour

and will ask him
to come into their heart.

You know, friend, tonight, you could
be going to a lost eternity,

and the only way to get from
the lost eternity

is to accept
Jesus Christ as your...

I think we've accepted
that it has to be my daddy,

because the description we have
heard from people

like yourselves tallies with
the description

that we've given to the police.
So...

Didn't you think you did
everything possible,

all your attempts at getting
the IRA's political wing to mediate?

Yes, and, you know, I still think
that they were...

It wasn't, you know, for media
coverage that they offered.

I think they were serious.
I'm only sorry it didn't work out.

And I hope that if Mr Cochrane is
still alive

and it is my daddy who's dead,

they still release him,
because I'm sure Mrs Cochrane

is very upset
hearing this news as well as we are.

Get out!

Get out the car!

♪ How shall we extol thee

♪ Who are born of thee... ♪

Can we ask you what you think
of Mrs Thatcher?

Marvellous! Marvellous!
Best man in England.

The only leader that can bring us
back to normality in this country.

We need a firm and determined leader
like Mrs Thatcher

to take our country
back to an era where we all,

you and I, we held our heads high
as British.

We, the British people, are proud
of what has been done.

Proud of these heroic pages
in our island's story.

Proud to be here today
to salute the task force.

Proud to be British.

APPLAUSE

She reconstructed from Churchill,

or from her understanding
of Churchill,

a whole sense of a separate
British identity

that was not collectivist,
but individualist.

And this is what she thought
he believed in,

not wholly inaccurately,

but perhaps a little fancifully.

And that's what we,
you and I, live with now.

We're living in her version
of Churchill's version

of British history.

But it's a dream. Of course.

All dreams are in some sense,
remember your Freud, reality.

Our history is special, in as much
that everyone has tried to give us

a good hiding since the year dot.

The Romans failed,
I think, really miserably.

They didn't really succeed
in conquering the whole of England.

We don't accept shot specimens.

These are all animals
that have died from natural causes.

This is an ermine stoat.

Well, still got frost
in his nose,

but that shows a stoat

that has changed
to this winter colouration.

We've got a small tiger cub.
In that freezer?

The tiger cub's right down at
the bottom.

Shall I delve into the bottom for
it. Why not? Yes.

Right. Here we go.

I've got to get this basket out,
on there.

Um. Tawny owl...

..a little tiger cub. There it is.

I'll get him out for you, shall I?
Yeah.

But this is a zoo specimen.

We do have zoo specimens
come in, and, uh,

that's a little tiger cub.

And he died through
feline enteritis, unfortunately.

Now, we hate to see dead things.

My job is actually to try to restore
the thing back to life,

as you might say.

♪ Give it me one time now

♪ Well

♪ Whoa

♪ Well, now

♪ Relax, don't do it

♪ When you want to go to it

♪ Relax, don't do it

♪ When you wanna come

♪ Relax, don't do it

♪ When you wanna suck it, chew it

♪ Relax, don't do it

♪ When you wanna come

♪ When you wanna come

♪ Relax, don't do it

♪ When you wanna go to it

♪ Relax, don't do it

♪ When you wanna come

♪ Relax... ♪

There's nothing I can do.
I can just... It...

It is doing it
and it is controlling me.

And then, I continue down
and this terrible fear

that I was going somewhere,
God knows where,

and I was going there on my own.

That there was nothing I could do
to stop myself going there.

There was nothing I could do to
bring myself back

into the real world,

that I was going there on my own.

And once that happens, then this
sort of...

Everything becomes wavy,
and the whole picture, sort of like

a television set going off.

And then, I wake up.

Huh!

The subject that we are going to
talk about is the pop scene,

and one example of this is

the banning of Frankie Goes
To Hollywood.

The public and the radio have banned

the song because it is quite absurd

within the words.

This still has not stopped it
from being number one,

but the viewers would still like
to see it on Top Of The Pops,

if just for their video.

I think music today
is absolutely rubbish.

On Top Of The Pops, the DJs only
play the music that they like.

Most issues of the charts
are fairly good,

but they never play the music
that we all like.

People just get the wrong idea
about the music.

If they don't like a certain record
that has been banned,

then they should turn
off their TV sets.

Also, I think the government
should legalise cannabis.

Geoff came to me afterwards,
seemed very disturbed and upset,

and we went for a drive
up the hill which is nearby.

We went on to Cleeve Hill
and he stopped the car,

parked and stopped the car,
and just said to me,

"I'm the person, I'm the man
that they...

"that they were
talking about this afternoon.

"I'm the man that they want."

And I just went into complete shock

and relief and numbness
and had no real reaction to it all.

I just couldn't believe it.

And I think he was a bit upset
about that

because he really wanted
a reaction.

He said, "Why don't you scream
or shout or do something," you know?

I couldn't. I said to him, "Well,
you know, is there anything else?

"I mean, I think we better... You're
obviously going to go away,

"so is there anything else
that you need to tell me now?

"Is there anything else at all?"

And he said, "Yes, there is.

"I have also been involved
in spying."

And, um...

..well, there again, you know,
a double confession.

I mean, I just didn't believe
that either,

although in a funny sort of way,

I could cope with that easier
than the other revelation.

It is, well, it is...

I don't like the table
to peter out at this end,

because we haven't
got any more flowers, have we?

No. Well, that's all right,
then.

We'll just have plenty of silver.

We have got my splendid gold salver.

Oh, yes. We've got my splendid gold
salver. Gold salver.

Can you fetch my gold salver
in my study?

We can have it on one of these ends.
It doesn't matter.

Would look nice with
the silver gilt.

I've got another gold...
I've got another, um...

The gold box, Peter, that was given
to us, you know, by Prince Abdullah.

And he... he eventually went up
to bed

and I just sat down
and had some drink,

which I don't normally do,
but I had quite a lot of drink.

I just didn't know what to do.
I was desperate.

And eventually I went to bed
and he was, he was...

I waited till he'd gone to sleep and
I just lay there most of the night

just looking at him, and just in
unbelief,

you know, seeing the man that I
loved and the man that I'd married

and the man that I thought he was,

or knew him to be, really,
deep down.

And yet this, this other man,
these other men,

that was all part of him.

And I just, I just, you know,
it was just an amazing night.

I can't really put it into words
how I felt about that.

PUNK MUSIC PLAYS

♪ La la la, la la la la

♪ La la la la la la la la

♪ La la la, la la la la... ♪

Oi! All right, you cunts!

Oi!

Hold it!

Oh, you are, though! Leave it out.

Just leave it out, right?
We're all skinheads.

We're not going to fight fucking
anybody else but skinheads, right?

We're not going to fight skinheads,
right?

Just leave it out,
you fucking wanker!

Out! Leave it out!

Not skinheads vs skinheads.
Skinheads stick together.

Fuck the difference.
We're all skinheads!

We're all fucking skinheads so
don't fight each other.

What's the fucking point?

It's bad enough everybody
else against us,

let alone skinheads
versus skinheads.

That's fucking poxy, right?
Skinheads stick together.

Listen, we're all white, OK?

So stop fighting and stick together.
Don't matter who you support.

Do not fire back for the moment.

Unless you identify
a positive target.

Run, you mad bastard, you!

APPLAUSE

And he's about to leave,

and the Prime Minister is saying,
"Well done."

And out he goes,

and he's going to be greeted by a
most ferocious battery of cameramen

and lights as he goes down,

Willie Whitelaw hitting him on
the shoulder,

Nigel Lawson patting him
on the back.

They're all frightfully relieved
it's gone well.

There she is, Ann Parkinson
in a blue dress,

followed by her husband.

They've kind of got to fight their
way through a mob somehow.

Everyone's patting him on the back.

I told the government
I'd make no further comment.

I've kept it. Other people can
answer for their own behaviour.

You mean you're surprised that Miss
Keays made...

I have no further comment.

Well, I think, first of all,
that Sara Keays

is somewhat hypocritical
because she, after all,

is the woman who sold her story to
the very paper

that she complained against,
the Daily Mirror,

and the full details of her intimate
life were described in this book,

and it was serialised at the time
to do most damage to Cecil Parkinson

and the Tory party
at their annual conference.

Sarah, this is a fair comment,
isn't it?

You did sell your memoirs.

If a newspaper or a television
programme says something about you

which is blatantly untrue,
and if they have decided to take

a hostile attitude towards you
and you have no other means

of defending yourself,
you have to do what I did,

which is to publish your own account
of what happened, to give the facts.

And after all, it was only
when I wrote my book

that the facts were made public.

David Montgomery...
No, let me finish.

Because David Montgomery said
that I was hypocritical.

He is the hypocrite.

His newspaper group had offered me
a quarter of a million pounds

for my story in 1983.

And when news came out
that I had written a book,

they were the first to bid
for serialisation.

But when they didn't
get serialisation of my book,

then they started to do
their hatchet job on me.

They talked about me as being
vengeful and vindictive

and publishing pillow talk.

There was no pillow talk in my book.

My book was a defence
of my reputation.

How is it that the editor of
the News Of The World,

who said last night that he only
prints the truth,

if he maligns somebody,
if he destroys their reputation,

how is it he can say that he has
the right to express his opinion,

but that person has no right
of reply?

SHOUTING, GLASS SMASHES

This is 1982.
There won't be any better for you.

You won't get a job anywhere.
Not unless you grow your hair.

There's nothing here for me
and you.

Not in 1982.

We will still be making millions.

The national debt will amount
to billions.

More police attention,
more enforced detention.

All of this is nothing new.

Not in 1982.

For instance, a policeman
who has a sticky case, maybe,

he will stand up in court
and he will make it apparent

that he is a Mason.
How's he going to make it apparent?

Well, he can make a mistake,
for instance,

in the swearing of the oath.
He can say,

"I swear by the Great Ark...
I'm sorry, my lord.

"I swear by Almighty God." Or he
can, when he's holding the Bible,

he can move it as he's speaking
in the shape of a square.

And this happens frequently.

But a judge, even if the judge is
a Mason,

is going to put justice first
before brotherhood, isn't he?

On most occasions, yes.

But the fact is, the simple fact is
that it has happened

that in recent times,
on several occasions,

the judge hasn't done that.

It is very difficult to know who is
and who isn't a Freemason.

Well, Nigel Farrell was reporting,
then, as you've seen...

As you can see.

Dame Edna Everage is our guest of
the day,

rustling through the newspapers.

Dame Edna, do you know, Katie
and Alan Drage of Great Missenden

have rung in to say...
Hello, Katie. Hello, Alan.

..they really enjoy you, and their
daughter's first birthday is today,

and she's watching with them.
Is she? What's her name?

I don't know. They don't say,
which is a pity.

I was very interested,
weren't you, though,

old folks and all those watching,

to see the little chappie
who's launching his book.

What was it called again
about the Freemasons?

The Brotherhood. The Brotherhood.

But it's spooky, isn't it,
the Freemasons?

It intrigues us a little bit,
because we live, don't we,

in a world of disclosure. Now,
we live in a modern world

where even a megastar is filmed
in bed at breakfast.

I don't like you using
the word network.

By implication, you are saying that
there is some sinister organisation,

possibly based in this building,
which is in cahoots with the RUC.

And I can tell you quite definitely
that I have no evidence of this.

Nobody has come to me and said,

"Mr A or Mr B is using his
Freemasonry to block

"the Stalker Inquiry, to have
Stalker taken off the RUC."

The first time we see an abnormal
area of what we call

low attenuation blackness,

as it's expressed on
this particular way of viewing.

These are going in centimetre slices
up to the top of the head.

Yes, in fact, it's almost reached
the top of the head.

As we move upwards, the scans reveal
the shadow growing.

And at
the very top of Stephen's head,

a clearly defined lesion appears.

The lesion itself is still
circumscribed at the front end

of the left frontal pole.

And he said,
"It's no laughing matter.

"It's all a bit of a mess because
you're all bloody Catholics."

And he told me the whole story.

When Eddie, the Duke of Clarence,
was 20,

his mother thought it would be
a good idea if he met an artist

and writer as well as just usual
people...

I'm sure a lot of people base their
information today

on what they see on television
and reading the newspapers

as if they were the gospel.

But they're not, are they?

I mean, you know better than I
what can be done on television

and what's said in the newspapers.

I mean, they often get things
the wrong way round.

An awful lot of people are
brainwashed

these days by television.

I mean, it's awfully difficult
to dive into

what the motivations
are that lie behind it.

How do we know the truth?

We're in the area. No, why?
Who are you?

We're reporters from private spots.

You, um, upset that...
That's not on, is it? No.

And then suddenly,
so far as you know,

some demonstrators turned up
to demonstrate against them.

Do you know why? They didn't make
that very clear to us,

The demonstrators didn't.

They insisted on seeing
the Conservative MPs who we had

in the police station at the time.

Eyes away.

As soon as I asked the question,

what would you do
if you had somebody in a cell

and you were asking the question?

You wouldn't believe them, would
you?

Demonstrators turned up to
demonstrate against them.

Do you know why?

Again! Sly, devious,
trying to trick me.

By all means, we shall come into
King's Cross police station.

In the entire process
of this investigation,

I have not seen as many police
officers asking a pimp

to come to the police station
as what we've got here now.

Not three cars. No way.

We're getting a bigger hassle than
they're getting.

I don't want to go to the police
station

unless you're ordering me to.
If you're ordering to me...

You're going to get to the station,
where I will.

You're going to have to make up your
own mind as to what you think

happened at that station.

Well, that's really the nasty trick.
That's the one where, you know,

the person looks to the camera,

and it's been known on some
of our channels

where the interview is over
and somebody turns and lays the egg,

and there's nothing you can
do about it, I'm afraid.

And that's one of
the problems of television.

You aren't in as much control as you
are in some other media, so beware.

Switch that thing off for me now,
and we'll go to the police station

properly so that we don't have
any further...

Are you saying
we're under arrest? Yes. Yes.

Or are you just asking us
to vacate these premises?

I'm telling you that
you are under arrest.

MUSIC: Two Tribes
by Frankie Goes To Hollywood

♪ When two tribes go to war

♪ A point is all you can score

♪ When two tribes go to war

♪ A point is all you can score

♪ We got two tribes... ♪

It's sweet, innit?

Not really, no.

Of course, you don't know many
people in a place like this.

There's so many of us.

It's 24 storeys.

You only know a few.

MUSIC: Relax (New York Mix)
by Frankie Goes To Hollywood