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MUSIC: Wow
by Young Fathers

♪ Wow

♪ What a time to be alive

♪ Wow

♪ I'mma put myself first

♪ Wow

♪ Everything is so amazing

♪ I said wow... ♪

KNOCK ON DOOR

HE GASPS

Oh.

Hello. Welcome. Come in.
Mrs Thatcher. Hello.

I must introduce all our friends.

I'm Lucy.
You're Lucy. Welcome, Lucy, dear.

Oh. Come in and go and sit down.

I'm Alice. Alice.
And where are you from, Alice?

Hayling Island. Hayling Island.

I'm Jane. Jane. From Newport.
From Newport, Wales.

I'm Philip. And Philip. From Wales.

And let me think. Lucy was
from Scotland, wasn't she? Yes.

Come along in, Philip.
Good, good, good.

Come along, Jimmy. Nice to see you.
Wonderful.

Right.

Excuse me a minute, Malcolm. Hello.

Can I help you? Um. Yes.
It says outside you sell Gay News.

Yes. Would you like a copy?

Yes, please.

It's 25p, please.

Thanks very much.

Would you like some coffee
while you're here?

Yes, please. Right.
Well, let's get some over there.

What else do you do in SMG?

I mean, apart from selling papers
and things?

Well, we have weekly meetings -

we have discussions
and guest speakers, for example.

And social events too.

In fact, we're having
a disco this evening.

But not in here, I hasten to add.

Really? A disco?
What, you mean men dancing with men?

And women with women. Yes.

It doesn't seem possible
in Scotland.

It happens in Scotland, yes.

Have you been to a gay disco before?

No. I don't think I'd have
the nerve. What do people wear?

Exactly the same sort of thing
as you and I are wearing now.

Would you like to come along?
Well, yes.

CREAKING AND GRINDING

WIND WHISTLES

CLOCK STRIKES

THATCHER: I believe we shall only
succeed in maintaining and securing

our traditional tolerance
and fairness in this country

if we cut the number of immigrants
coming in now.

APPLAUSE ON TV

I think Mrs Thatcher's remarks
are very much racist,

and there are people within even
the parliamentary Tory party

who are saying that she shouldn't
have said some of these things.

What do you think she actually said?
Well, she was trying to say,

well, immigration, number of people
coming in should be cut down.

What she hasn't said -
that out of 70,000 immigrants

who came in recently, it's...
Less than half were black people.

You know, those are
the ones she's getting at.

She's not talking about immigrants.
I think we ought

to make the difference between the
euphemistic term of the word and...

She just wants to stop
black immigration. Course.

That's what she... What effect
do you think her words will have?

Well, I think it's going to add
to the conflict and the violence

in places like this
where Powell has sown his seeds.

Yeah. It's not going to help.

We were given some clogs tonight.

Don't you think they're very smart?

They look enormous. I can't think
whether they're easy to wear,

but I must try.
"Lancashire Clogs. Clog maker."

What are you going to do with them?

Well, I'm going to try them on
first. But they tell me

I shall be able to go canvassing
or something in them.

But don't you have to sort of
rock in a clog?

You don't walk, you gently rock.

Sounds like "rock, rock, rock
around the clock", doesn't it?

LAUGHTER
I'll try them on

And see if they're comfortable.

Could you stay with your fantasy,
Alison... and maybe just

say... stay with it
with your eyes closed

and just share with us what's
happening for you in your fantasy?

In the first part of my fantasy,

I was in a South Sea island-type
place with a beautiful blue lagoon.

And just... just alternating
between swimming

and lying on the beach
and not having to do anything

or think about anything
or worry about anything.

Just... Just letting go.

HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

Just... Just doing nothing.

Just being.

Do you find that difficult
to do here? Mm.

Could you let yourself
do nothing right now?

Or talk about what makes it
difficult for you to do that?

I think I feel
that if I do nothing...

..um, I'm not...
I almost don't exist.

If people can't see me
doing anything...

..I'm worthless somehow.

MUSIC: Zungguzungguguzungguzeng
by Yellowman

♪ Zungguzungguguzungguzeng, watch it

♪ Zungguzungguguzungguzeng, catch it

♪ Zungguzungguguzungguzeng, 'ca

♪ Zero, zero, one, one, nine

♪ 'Ca Yellowman make yuh
feel so fine?

♪ Me chat all me lyric
Me chat dem in a rhyme

♪ Me huh eat lime
It full of a rhyme

♪ 'Ca Yellowman,
him a commit nuh crime, 'ca

♪ Zungguzungguguzungguzeng

♪ Zungguzungguguzungguzeng... ♪

WHIRRING

Of all the hundreds of aeroplanes
we've recovered

over the last ten years,

very, very few still have
the pilots in them.

And if we were certain
that the pilot was still in there,

I think we'd probably think twice
about the recovery operation.

Got the wheel.

ALL: Compass.

We seem to have come across
the cockpit area now,

but a lot of the wreckage is
mixed... mixed up together,

and obviously on impact
all the wreckage has concertinaed

down into the cockpit area.

I don't think it was really
recognisable as human remains,

isn't it, those two feet?

The thing now is to inform
the police.

It's a very, very rare occurrence
that we find an aircraft

with the remains of the pilot
on board.

Most of them bailed out safely.

In this instance, the aeroplane
dived into the ground at high speed,

buried itself about 25ft.

And the facilities that they had
at the time just weren't sufficient

to recover the aircraft
or the pilot.

So we shall now have to notify
the authorities.

LINE RINGS

COIN RATTLES

PIPS BEEP

Hello, police? Yes,

Oh, I'd like to report
the finding of some human remains.

Oh.

♪ Wider still, and wider

♪ Shall thy bounds be set

♪ God, who made thee mighty... ♪

CHEERING

♪ Make thee mightier yet! ♪

We have to think in terms
of several parliaments.

We have to move this country
in a new direction,

to change the way we look at things,

to create a wholly new attitude
of mind.

Can it be done?

Well, the people have taken
the first step by electing us.

We say to them,
yes, the Conservatives CAN do it

and we WILL do it.

Time to shake off the self-doubt

induced by decades of dependence
on the state as master

and not a servant.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

FAINT CLANKING

BELL DINGS

Remains there in two plastic sacks.

So that's our sort
of business done now.

You've actually recovered
the remains from the aircraft?

From the aircraft? Yeah.

But these... When we were
filling the site back in again,

we come across this, you know,
amongst the rubbish and stuff.

What sort of an aeroplane was it?
A Hurricane.

And there's some of the remains
of the aircraft,

along with the two sacks
of bits and pieces.

It's definitely a Hurricane?
Yes, it smells a bit as well.

That's the remains of...

..of him. It's a bit...

That's a skeleton, is it?

Well, bones and bits and pieces.

Yeah, probably.

It's a bit... OK. Yeah.

It's more, um...

..a mud, right, than a...

Yeah.

Smells typical Sheppey soil,
doesn't it? You know, yuck.

If the remains are sorted through

and the bits of uniform
are sorted through,

presumably there's some form of
identification there somewhere.

We don't relish the thought
of sort of picking it about.

We shall have to do that.
Yeah, we'll do that.

I'm aware that I really am enjoying
you for the first time.

I've only been in a group with you
a couple of times

and I haven't liked your smile
and your talk. I'm sorry.

I think you're pretty
and attractive,

but I haven't liked your way,
and I suddenly find myself liking

this kind of slightly spare,
empty look.

It interests me very much.

And my interest...

LAUGHTER

Spare and empty?

LAUGHTER

I mean, action. You fill it
with chatter. It puts me off.

I like you when you don't smile.

LAUGHTER

WIND GUSTS

TRAFFIC HUMS

REGGAE MUSIC

♪ I take a ride sometimes

♪ On Penn Overland and Bronx

♪ And sometimes I ride on bus X82

♪ Say what!

♪ Wat a liiv an bambaie

♪ When the two sevens clash

♪ Wat a liiv an bambaie

♪ When the two sevens clash

♪ Marcus Garvey was inside of

♪ Spanish Town District Prison

♪ And when they were
about to take him out... ♪

MACHINE WHIRRING

NEARBY CHATTER

BEEP

COMPUTER: OK. 3,000. Option one.

Enter Product.

BEEPS

Two orders accepted. Thank you.

Enter next system code.

BEEPS

Goodbye. And thank you.

INDISTINCT CHATTER

Nice bit of beer.

It's going free,
so that's what it's all about.

Who's got the bottle opener?

MUSIC PLAYING

SHRIEKING AND LAUGHTER

No!

No.

Somebody's in there
pissing in a bowl.

YELLING

MUSIC: Silver Machine
by Hawkwind

♪ I...

♪ I just took a ride

♪ In a silver machine

♪ And I'm still feeling mean... ♪

BIRDSONG

MACHINERY RUMBLES

I arranged for a postmortem
examination to be carried out

on the body.

And, um, in addition
to the human remains, um,

there were found the identification
number of the aircraft

and also the pilot's own
identification number.

And these details were fed
to the Royal Air Force

and their records
were able to establish

the identity of the pilot.

BELL TOLLS

VIOLIN SOLO

Do you drink? No, I don't.

No, it doesn't interest me
in the slightest.

I have nothing against it at all.
The wife can't stand it.

She... She can't stand it. She'd run
a mile rather than, you know...

Um, but I have nothing against it
whatever.

Do you smoke? No, I don't smoke.
No, I used to,

and I used to thoroughly enjoy it.
Well, not to split an infinitive,

I used thoroughly to enjoy it,
you know. Um...

Do you ever go to the pictures?
No, I don't now,

because the wife's view of pictures
and everything

is different from mine, you know,

and she might think
this was offensive, you know,

which to me wouldn't be.
You understand what I mean?

We live in different worlds,
I'm afraid. Different worlds.

It can't be helped. It's just
the way it is. So I don't bother.

And if I were to go by myself,
I suppose she would probably think

I was with somebody else.
You understand what I mean?

Um, so, uh, I don't... I just
don't bother. I've given up.

I've completely given up.
You know, I'm just...

Really... It sounds ridiculous
to you, of course,

and you won't believe it,

and none of the people
who see this will believe it.

But I'm just waiting to be measured
up for the old box, you know.

Yeah.

You know, the six foot by two.
You know, that one? Yeah.

We arrived and those other boats
that were in the near vicinity,

yhey were already lifting
the survivors.

What was the state
of Lord Mountbatten's boat?

Well, it was nonexistent.

It was just in small,
very small pieces.

It's just blown to small bits.

And how loud was the explosion?

Well, it was very loud.

In fact, everybody
in the village heard it.

Talking of the cinema,
would you like to accompany me

to the Roxy tonight?

Oh, well, I don't know.

Oh, I know what you're thinking.

You're thinking I might make a pass.

And because I'm your employer,
if you didn't do what you're told,

I might make things
difficult for you.

Like losing you your job.
SHE GIGGLES

But I wouldn't do things like that.

No. All I want is the companionship
of a... of a beautiful woman.

Well, take your wife.
I'm sure she's beautiful.

Yes. It's often been said
that my wife has the face

that could launch a thousand ships.

You mean she's like Helen of Troy?

No, she looks like a docker.

Do you believe in astrology?

Yes, I do.

I find I'm at ease most
with other fire signs,

which are Leo and Aries.

You're a Sagittarian, I gather.

Yes, that's correct. And that,
of course, is a very strong sign.

Just by virtue
of the fact that you...

..you have a routine,
you have a family,

and your horizons are limited,

obviously, you just are not able

to get out into the wide world
and meet people,

and this is one way of doing it.

Visual impressions
are very important.

And if you can see somebody,
you more or less know straight away

whether you think you will
like them or not.

With the video type
of dating system,

you can have a look at them.

If you don't like them, then you
just whizz on to somebody else.

Other times, you can see somebody
who you think is fantastic

and they open their mouth
and they put their foot in it.

♪ Confusion in her eyes
that says it all

♪ She's lost control

♪ And she's clinging to
the nearest passer-by

♪ She's lost control

♪ And she gave away
the secrets of her past

♪ And said, I've lost control again

♪ And all the voices told her
when and where to act

♪ She said,
I've lost control again... ♪

My job, it's very boring...

..and, of course, it's very tiring.

But I tend to find that now,

after the amount of years
I've done on the job,

I can cope with it.

Some days the boredom gets so bad

that I have to walk away
from the machine,

because I tend to get angry

when I really go over
the top with boredom.

One of the main things about it was
the feeling that you got

from the body of the church,
from the singing in the church.

There was a lot of feeling,
a lot of emotion,

people thinking
about their wedding days

and their baptisms and so forth.

I think... Well, even...

..even I think about bringing
four daughters up the aisle

to be married, giving them away.

CHORAL MUSIC ECHOES

MUSIC: She's Lost Control
by Joy Division

MUSIC CONTINUES

♪ She's lost control again... ♪

RAUCOUS SHOUTING

Monetarism worked throughout
the 19th century,

when we were the envy of the world,

with our people growing in numbers
and generally prospering -

generally - despite all
the horrors of the time,

with the world looking to us
for how to do it.

It could work again.

There arose a slightly
messianic sense of mission.

Hmm.

So I want you to do it again.

Ready? Begin.

♪ I could have danced all night... ♪

Louder.
♪ I could have danced all night... ♪

Louder! Go all the way.
Don't waste your time!

♪ I could have danced all night

♪ I could have danced all night. ♪

Do it again!

♪ LOUDER: I could have
danced all night

♪ I could have danced...

♪ ..danced all night
I could have

♪ ALL: danced all night

♪ And still have begged for more

♪ I could have spread my wings
And done a... ♪

Most of the bars in Belfast
in the centre all close down

around between eight and nine.

Then there's only
the nightclubs are open.

And then there's a few bars,
like the Harp.

That's where the punk groups play.
They stay open pretty late.

It's great. You know, like,
anybody can go to the Harp.

There's never any
sort of trouble between

religious factions in there,
you know. There's never any fights.

They just want to hear the music
and enjoy themselves.

The music sort of
brings them together.

♪ Livin' on the music so fine

♪ Born on the wind

♪ Makin' it mine

♪ Night fever, night fever

♪ We know how to do it

♪ Gimme that night fever,
night fever

♪ We know how to show it

♪ In the heat of our love
Don't need no help for us to make it

♪ Gimme just enough
to take us to the mornin'... ♪

INDISTINCT CHATTER

Well, about a month ago,
he developed a rash,

which he'd had over 12 months ago.

And the rash, when he had it
12 months or more ago,

we took him to the vet

and he told us it was a sort of
a fungus, which we'd have to watch.

He had treatment for about
two months more,

and the rash did clear up.

Then, as I said, it reoccurred
again about a month ago,

and on being taken to the vet's,

we were informed
that he was changing sex.

Well, you can imagine that
this was a shock to us.

Um, the vet went on
to explain that, um,

his male organs were disappearing,

and, as such, he was developing
very prominent female organs.

He's an immensely
masculine looking dog.

Yes. This is a sort of tragedy.

I mean, I look at Bruno
and I think, well,

I can't imagine you
as being feminine.

He's too masculine.

But apparently, according
to what the vet told us,

that, with having the operation,
the dog should be,

you know, a completely new dog.

I think we'll have coffee instead.

It's all so much quicker,
isn't it?

No-one could call this

a particularly grand kitchen,
Prime Minister.

No, it isn't. And you see
what I mean -

there's absolutely no way
in which you could eat in here,

because there's no place where
you can get a small table in.

And I've always longed
for a really lovely kitchen,

which I've never really had,
one that would go straight out

onto a patio where
you can have breakfast.

Always wanted that
but never had it. However...

Oh, great.

All right?

There's some cards there. Yeah.

Letters. I hope no bills.
Probably bills, yeah.

HE CHUCKLES

I'll have a look upstairs, then.

All right? You coming?

It's your house. In 25 years,
it is your house and nobody else's.

Nobody can take it away from you.

You're in rented accommodation,

you pay rent until
the day you die for nothing.

And you just can't lose.

INDISTINCT CHATTER

Can you all sit down, please?

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

ALL CHANT: National Front!
National Front! National Front...

MUSIC: Vienna
by Ultravox

♪ We walked in the cold air

♪ Freezing breath on the window
frame, laying and waiting

♪ A man in the dark
on the picture frame

♪ So mystic and soulful

♪ A voice reaching out
in a piercing cry

♪ It stays with you until

♪ The feeling is gone
Only you and I

♪ It means nothing to me

♪ This means nothing to me

♪ Oh, Vienna. ♪

I think we've found
a man running a small...

That's your pitch...
Well, I know, but I mean, basically,

it's a man running a small stable

of very young and even
underage prostitutes,

who he has, for the most part,
corrupted himself.

That's the sort of thing
that gets our readers very angry.

Age 12.13.14. Yeah. Smashing.

INDISTINCT CHATTER

This is David Potts

on behalf of the News Of The World,

testing this tape prior to
an interview on child corruption.

Testing. Testing. Testing.

You're all...

SHOUTING OBSCURES SPEECH

Can you all stop behaving like that?

Your candidate, Helena Stevens.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Good afternoon,
ladies and gentlemen.

RAUCOUS SHOUTING

You carry on. You carry on.

Carry on. Sit down!

The National Front
must be... Oi! ..strong.

COMMOTION CONTINUES

Stop it now! Sit down!

Sit down! Sit down!

Sit down! Sit down! Sit down!

Sit down!

Would everybody like to sit down?
Come on!

That's the point.

I mean, that's how you define it.

INDISTINCTLY: But if you go close up
to a black hole...

But if you go close up
to a black hole...

..then the... then the gravitational
field becomes stronger.

..then the gravitational
field becomes stronger.

And it would be a very nice idea...

It would be a very nice idea...

..if one could fall
into a black hole

and then come out
in another universe.

..if one could fall
into a black hole

and then come out
in another universe.

WHEELCHAIR WHIRS

APPLAUSE

LEILA TRUMPETS

LEILA GRUNTS

Dennis Meadows - condemned
to a life on the dole,

is that how you see it?

That's precisely what's happening
in Consett at two o'clock today,

cos 3,500 men will
be off this plant

and, in effect, they have
no job prospects whatsoever.

HORN SOUNDS

ANGRY BOOING

Sorry about the warmth
of the welcome.

Oh, but that was absolutely
terrific, wasn't it?

Which factories closed?

A small one which has suffered
from lack of investment,

among other things.

This is what would normally be
a working day,

it's the middle of the week,
and we're now down in this plant,

which produces well over
half the cast-iron baths

of the United Kingdom,
onto one week on, one week off.

And that's an immediate
and practical effect

of the strict monetarism policy
that the Government is carrying out.

The managing director said,
"I'm very sorry to tell you,

"but as from this minute

"the firm has gone into
voluntary liquidation."

And that was it.

Somebody shouted,
"Will we get any wages?"

And he said, "You'll get nothing."

There now follows
a Government statement

on the current employment figures.

Oh, dear.

LAUGHTER

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

The Government seems to have totally
lost its way

in terms of the interaction
of four economic indicators

on British industry.

Oh, God!

As every member of any firm knows,
once with high interest rates

as a weapon
for controlling money supply,

what is the first thing
that has to be cut?

Investment.

Because you still have to pay wages

and you still have
to pay your current costs.

One day, we may be
able to afford it.

LAUGHTER

If I get the economic
policies right.

But the Government would say,

just hang on and stop making such
a fuss now.

Yeah. All I can say is that
the Government isn't standing

where I'm bloody well standing.

MUSIC: Come On Dance, Dance
by Saturday Night Band

♪ Come on, dance, dance
Come on, dance, dance... ♪

Stand with your arms like
this, please.

WAND SQUEAKS
Can you take your arms out, please?

You seem to be...
You seem to be dancing on your own.

I am. Is that allowed?

No. You see, my partner
wasn't allowed in.

Really? Yeah. But you seem...
You're doing all right, though,

aren't you? Well, I'm trying.

What do you think about
when you're dancing?

Nothing. Just, mind a blank?
Complete blank.

Personally, I think you're...
You're the... You're like...

BUZZING ON RECORDING

Because you're not
really onto...

BUZZING

I think you like
the more gentle thing...

Being, uh...

BUZZING

Couldn't you...

BUZZING

Have you got a label?

Yeah. I just look at
the washing labels on my clothes,

and if they're clean, I put them on.

They're the only labels
I take any notice of.

Well, I like The Damned
and things like that. I'm a punk.

And she likes all sorts.

Do you class yourselves as punks?

Don't class ourselves
as anything. Individuals.

Well, I'm a Bowie fan.
Bowie fan? Yeah.

Anything else? Do you like
being classed as a Bowie fan?

Yeah, that's what I like, you know?

Are you both classed as Bowie fans?

No. No, she's not.

I was a Siouxsie fan
until I met him.

Well, very normal
in this world today. Very normal.

Normal person.
Not weird at all.

Label? Yeah.

A woman.

I'm a me rocker. I'm into myself.

What were you before
you were an Arab?

I was a punk for a while. And a mod.

What made you change
from punk to Arab?

We've got more money.

If you were to class yourself as
anything, would you? If you had to.

If I had to, I wouldn't.

I just call myself me.

Beresford, he knew.

He was talking to me
about the terrible things

that were going on in the squadron.

He said, "I just can't stand
the way he frigs about in the air

"every time there's a blitz on.

"We all shout at him
that he's not following the vectors

"given by the controller,
but it makes no difference.

"He just goes the wrong way

"and then circles and circles
around in the air.

"This afternoon, we all saw
the bombs crashing below us.

"Way over to the east, on
the oil tanks in the Thames Estuary.

"But do you think
that made any difference to him?

"No. He just went on circling
at about 18,000ft.

"He didn't seem to hear
or see anything."

But they all disappeared
in the same way,

and I don't know how many of them
were ever, ever found again.

Presumably. Like Hugh Beresford,
they maybe...

..may have just dug themselves
into the ground somewhere.

It cost us...

..lives. Lives.

I don't know how many lives.

You're unemployed?

Yes, please.

Only one day a week, I'm working.

What do you do then?

I'm going to
the unemployment exchange...

LAUGHTER
..for to be collecting my money.

Cor, blimey.

I get more money for not being
working than when I'm working.

I don't think that series is
socially damaging. I hope it isn't,

otherwise we really oughtn't
to be doing it.

But I think that what people get out
of that is a lot of enjoyment.

I don't think it's at the expense
of the characters.

I think there is
a multiracial community

working in that classroom
at some level, which is enjoyable,

which may make people who are not
members of any of those

racial minorities friendlier
towards the races

that they see portrayed there,

without saying, when they meet
an Indian in the street,

"Oh, he always talks like that,"

and, "He's funny because
he wears a turban."

SHE CRIES

CRYING

SOBBING

INDISTINCT CHATTER

What have you been taking?
What were you taking?

Glue.

Glue? What, you've
been sniffing glue.

Huh? You didnae take all of it,
did you?

INDISTINCT

What? No?

I've none. None at all.
What, you've take the whole tin?

I don't know where it is.
Oh, I know who's got it.

What, he's lost it? Who?

Davey's got it.

Who's Davey? He'll be back
in a minute.

He's going to get some money
to get chips for us.

He better. He will, I promise.

Has he got the glue?

We need glue, man.
We need glue, man.

Don't you think,
at the end of the day,

they're a load of hooligans,
whatever their views are,

and it's best just
to leave them alone?

How can you leave them alone

when they beat your mothers
and children, huh?

You tell us to leave them alone.
The right question.

Is this the first time this has
happened on this sort of scale?

Yeah. Never happened before.

It's happened at schools, right?

Like, they're taking their
little kids to school,

Indian women, and skinheads
are beating them up.

Yeah. And this time it got worse.

So, nobody wants to know,
so we had to do what we could do

for our people.

We've been telling the police,

we've been telling
the local authority

that Southall is going
to explode tomorrow.

Because in view of the kind
of racial harassment of blacks

in Southall, nothing is being done.

They don't want to know to.

It's come to the extent where
Southall will explode tomorrow.

So there's plenty of room this year,

but we haven't got
Princess Anne there, have we?

No, no, we haven't.
No, it's just these two here.

Just the two there. Is that far...?

That's about right for the moment.

Well, I'm just wondering.
Plenty of room.

Forward a bit, do you think?

Well, you've only got the pages.

I think they want to be slightly
in view of Her Majesty.

As long as they have enough room
for their feet, you know?

That's it. That's it. That's it.

I think that's about right.

That's right.
Plus you have a small button.

Yes.

Well, Duke of Gloucester,
Duke of Kent.

Yes. Then we fill up that particular
bench there... That's right.

..with the senior peers,
and that's eight of them.

Oh, yes. That's right.

And then you were asking about...
The ambassadors along there

after the royal ladies,
and the overflow just above.

That's it. And then we start
the duchesses there and carry on

in order of precedence
in the usual way.

And I'd like to know
who's the head ambassador,

because I rather like to come
and say hello to him.

I think he's Tonga this year.
I'm not sure,

but I think we'll find out.

Yeah, when I started work, I wore
a split skirt up to the knee

and the boss complained about that,
said it was too high

and it attracted men.

So I then wore a dress,

but I didn't feel
at all comfortable in it,

so I just changed again
to a T-shirt with a knot.

And I got sent to
the personnel manager,

and she said it looked
slutty, tarty,

and my earrings look stupid,
and the dye in my hair,

but she complimented me on my work.

Can you iron a shirt?

No. Why not?

I never tried it.

Why not?

I just never tried it.

Why would you not try it?

Because my wife does it.

And why should your wife do it?

Erm, I don't know,
let's put it that way.

ON PHONE: Now I don't know anybody
any more.

Yeah, it's difficult, isn't it,
making new friends.

You know, there's places
that you can go.

Have you gone to any
of the local pubs in this area?

Would you actually go up
to girls and talk to them?

Or do you just sort of,
you know, stand around?

I mean, it's up to you
to make the first move, really?

PHONE RINGS

Hello, Grapevine.

Yes.

Can I help you?

It's another wanker.

Um, yes. Can I help you?

Um...

I'm afraid we really can't talk
to you on the telephone

while you're masturbating

because we have a policy here
that we're really colluding with you

in your fantasies,

and it's not doing you any good,
and it's not doing me any good.

And I'd really like to help you,
but I'm afraid I'm going to have

to ask you to come in
and talk to us,

and we'll be more than happy
to see you face-to-face.

But, otherwise, it's no good
talking on the telephone

for either you or me. OK?

Well, I'm very sorry, but, you know,
as I say, it's colluding with you.

OK?

SIREN WAILS

BANGING AND CLATTERING

MEN CHEER

KNOCKING

Hold your line!

But they would like the people

who are behind us withdraw
from the area,

and then the people will disperse
and they will go home.

You've got to try. As long as the
police remains within the area...

It's a risk and you've got
to take it. Just a minute.

A, there is no question
of people arrested being released.

Yes. B, I have a responsibility,
as I've told you before,

to preserve law and order.
Now, there is no...

How can they guarantee what the rest
of them are going to do?

How can they do that? Well, you see,
what they're saying is that,

at the present time, the force,

the majority of the people
are in the background.

They've been drinking
and there's music going there,

and there's overturned cars
in the streets.

There's Molotov cocktails.

And if something is not done
at the present time,

it's going to be
a highly explosive situation.

And the only way to do
to defuse this situation

is by decreasing
the presence of the police

within the area at the present time.

Because they see the police
as their target,

as the target
that they want to attack.

I understand exactly
what you're saying,

and I appreciate
what you've already done,

but there is no question...
My decision at the moment,

there is no question
of withdrawing police from here.

Yes?

INDISTINCT SPEECH

Initial?

INDISTINCT SPEECH

INDISTINCT SPEECH

Well, actually, uh,
we hate each other anyway.

At least I hate him.

And I hate her. Don't get on
at all together, do we?

No. No.

I don't think she hated me
in the first place.

It wasn't until we got talking
she realised

that I didn't really have

the same feelings about her
as she did about me, and...

..a bit jealous of me, really.

She does all the carrying
and all the talking

and I get all the laughs.

Mm. Not fair really.

I mean, if I got myself a nice
thin little blonde bird,

I'd get away, you know?

It's only because
she's a fat old cow.

See what I mean?
She gets violent with me.

INDISTINCT CHATTER

Does anyone imagine that there
is the smallest political gain

in letting this level
of unemployment continue,

or that there is some obscure
economic religion

which demands this level
of unemployment

as part of its grisly ritual?

Has Britain the courage
and resolve to sustain

the discipline for long enough
to break through to success?

Yes, Mr Chairman,
we have, and we shall.

This Government is determined
to stay with the policy

and see it through
to its conclusion.

And that...

APPLAUSE

And that is what marks
this administration

as one of the truly radical
ministries of post-war Britain.

She knew that she did not have

the full trust of the cabinet,

but she fought it
through nonetheless,

and she invented a consensus

of the nation, the junior ministers,
the backbenchers,

all of whom she thought shared
her vision

of what England had been
and could be.

All this was inspired by her
childhood reading of Churchill.

And I remember her at the time,
again and again,

repeating, almost like a mantra...

"Churchill in 1940.

"Churchill in 1940.
Churchill in 1940."

SOLDIER SHOUTS A COMMAND

A sort of bogus romantic cult

has been built up
about fighter pilots.

Fighter piloting
was really backstabbing,

and if you could creep up
on your enemy without

him knowing anything about it
and stab him right in the back,

that was the most efficacious
thing to do.

The fighter pilot is well insulated
from the harsh realities

of his actions. He doesn't...

He doesn't get splashed by the blood
or hear the squeals,

or see the mutilated remains
of his victim.

So that, in point of fact, it's
a nasty and brutal little business.

Well, on this track,
I'm doing a sort of a tribute

to Professor Longhair,

who was a New Orleans R&B pianist
right through the '50s.

He died last month,

and we happened to just be at his
last concert in New Orleans, so...

That's where ska came from
in the first place.

And then ska was... came from a
Fats Domino style of piano playing,

which was sort of...

They emphasise
the off beat, like that.

And then started slowing down
and you've got sort of reggae.

Right, potted history of music.

He's been very much
of a family pet.

Yes. How are your children
reacting to it?

Well, he does belong to my son,

who I'm afraid is very much
against the operation.

I suppose, like we all are,

we can only think of Bruno
as being a boy.

Girl doesn't enter into it.
And he's against the operation,

my son is. But, um, I think,

for the sake of all of us
and Bruno himself,

more important, he'll have
to be operated on.

After the operation,
you can't very well call him Bruno.

No. That is going to be
the question, isn't it?

Um, we have laughed about
this, but, uh,

probably to sort of hide
our sorrow, but...

Well, what can you name him?

Have you any suggestions?

HE SINGS

Here's a brief list of
words which were invented,

or which acquired their
modern meaning, in that period.

They include...

They include capitalism
and socialism.

They barely existed
before the early 19th century.

The generation of men
who grew up under the shadow

and inspiration
of the two great revolutions

was the first to have
to come to terms with them.

FOOTSTEPS ECHO

FOOTSTEPS CONTINUE

♪ Stars in your eyes, little one

♪ Where do you go to dream?

♪ To a place we all know

♪ The land of make believe

♪ Not for all the tea in China... ♪

And the irony is that Churchill
delivered the breathing space.

He delivered the victories.

But because he'd done it
by invoking this,

a special myth that gave
a kind of impregnability

to the ideas,
no-one could question them,

and we were still
lumbered with this myth,

which is a very romantic vision

of our past and how it had
to be projected into our future.

Still, today, it is a treason
to question these arguments.

I don't want to listen
to the arguments.

The myth is what counts.

♪ Run for the sun, little one

♪ You're an outlaw once again

♪ Time to change, Superman

♪ He'll be with us while he can

♪ In the land of make believe. ♪