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CARDINAL ANDERSON: From now on
you will be investigating
the second coming of Christ.

FATHER JUDE: I need
someone tenacious, with a
clear head and thick skin.

When can you start?

GAINES:
So how did you get her out?

I faked a 911.

Please tell me you didn't use
your own phone?

I'll be under suspicion
if they know I'm with you.

ARIEL: Who are you?
I'm your Grandmother.

We could do
great things together.

Our family's bigger
than you think.

Jamie, you have a daughter!

"One day soon, you're going
to see four horses."

Don't panic,
it's all part of the plan.

ARIEL:
Your great-granddaughter.

Save me a place in here,
and I'll get the girl.

(WHISPERS) A living, breathing
blood bank.

JAMIE: Imagine planet Earth
as a great big fan.

Well, stand back, folks,
'cause the universe just
took a dump on it. Yeah.

(POP SONG PLAYING)
It's the end of the world.

And where am I?
Deep under the suburbs
of suburbia.

Watching it on telly.

REPORTER ON TELEVISION:
One minute now, one minute.

These pictures coming
live to us from Hubble...

JAMIE: We could be trapped
here for months, years even.

I mean, what do we do when
we run out of conversation?

I'm hopeless at small talk.

(PEOPLE CLAMOURING)

Oh, excuse me. You don't
recognise this woman?

Hey, do you recognise
this woman?

She's got a little girl
about six.

Excuse me...

DAVE: Hey, Jamie,
get her a monster truck.

Girls love
monster trucks, right?

Yeah, I'm actually quite keen
on making a good first
impression on my daughter.

So probably not.

Oh, I'll get her the giraffe.

Jude said she likes giraffes.

In fact, it's the only thing
he told me about her.

I don't know her name,
but I know where
she stands giraffe-wise.

Something
for Layla perhaps?

Okay, so this is exactly
what I was talking about.

This is gonna be hard enough
as it is without you
being a dick to Layla.

Yeah, and what possible
justification could I
have for that?

Oh, yeah, she's slightly
married to your brother...

I just want to meet
my daughter

and find out the truth
in the most painless
way as possible.

Okay?
Mmm-hmm.

(TOY SQUEAKING)
Do me a favour
and haggle for that.

(MEN SHOUTING)

MYRTA: Congratulations.

You have completed
your fast track level 6.

You have transcended
the dimension of self

and are finally ready
to open yourself
to the love of others.

Now do we get
to meet the messiah?

No, to meet Ruthless you must
all travel to Paradise Island.

Great,
so where do I get a ticket?

It's not that simple.

First you must
choose a partner.

Got one.
Got one right here.

MYRTA: And then you must
get married.
(AUDIENCE SNICKERING)

Ruthless teaches us that you
cannot reach paradise alone.

So I suggest
you choose wisely.

Thank you.

There's gotta be another way.

Believe me,

marriage is the only path
to happiness and salvation.

We are out of here.

Real religions
do not have levels.

Investigation over.

Hindus have levels.

Okay, but they don't
hand out badges.

Jude, not one person
who's gone to this island
has returned.

We must find those people.

We have to give
their families answers.

Come on, let's get hitched.

Okay.

(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

(HORSE NEIGHING)

DEALER DAN: All right, mate?
Hey, hey?

You interested in seeds, yeah?

I got carrot,
tomato, beetroot.

Premium gear.

Actually,
I'm looking for a woman.

Oh, that's not really
my scene, mate.

I can do you
water filters, fertilisers.

You know, trust me,
you survive this, you're gonna
need to grow your own.

I mean, don't get me wrong,
I hope Saviour works.

But it pays to prep, right?

Yeah,
this is her.

Oh, yeah, Sophie.

Sophie?

Yeah, she did my last MOT.

She's a great mechanic.

Okay. And where is Sophie?

She's at the courthouse.
She was arrested this morning.

Come on.

ARIEL: Gotcha.

She's been arrested
in Suffolk.

Right.

Let's go.

You drive.

You know, I'm perfectly
capable of snatching
the kid by myself.

Yeah, but Grandma doesn't want
you going out on your own.

Aw, that's very sweet of her.

Mmm. Isn't it?

You know how
she worries about you.

SCOTTY: This is insane!

Rhonda, please.

Look, you are on the run.

You cannot go to the hospital.

I didn't come all this way
to just sit a few miles
from my husband.

I got to at least try.

Are you serious?

RHONDA: What? This could be
the last time we're together.

Ever. Think about it.

Everyone's gonna be watching
your rocket launch.

This could be my best chance.

My only chance.

So unless you
got some better ideas...

Please, please take care
of yourself, okay?

'Cause with Arnie gone,
you're literally all I've got.

(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

(EXHALES DEEPLY)
Okay. I gotta go.

Where have you been?
I know.
I'm sorry.

I know. I had to...
Arnie we have to talk.

Not here!
Please! Just listen
to me, please.

I love you, I love you
and I miss you.

And I can't function
without you.

And I... Look,
I think it's stupid

that we should throw away
something as good
as us just because we...

Now Scotty, please.

Now is not the time.
You need to pull
yourself together.

Now, come on.

(DOOR OPENING)
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

That's all right.
That's all right.

GAINES: Uh, morning,
everybody.

Now, uh, I apologise
for the delay,

but as you can imagine,
we've been somewhat
busy today.

Scotty McNeil, Senior Advisor,
Special Situations Group,

will run briefly
through our timetable,

and then we'll take
any questions. Scotty.

Um...
(BEEPS)

Um...

The Operation Saviour
launch will take place
today at 1700 hours.

Assuming the launch succeeds,
it will take

seven days for the craft
to reach the comet.

We're not trying
to destroy the comet.

It's too big.

We just want to deflect
it enough so that it safely
misses Earth.

Yeah. Think of it
like a game of pool.

Um, the Earth
is the cue, uh...

Well, the craft
is the cue ball.

And the comet's
the eight ball.

Right.

Saviour contains
a nuclear warhead,

which we plan to detonate
on the comet's surface.

In order to do this, the comet
will split into two...

(PEOPLE MURMURING)

I'm sorry.
The craft will split...

(CLEARS THROAT) Excuse me.

SCOTTY: I can't do it.

Uh... Ladies and gentlemen,
once again, my apologies.

Mr McNeil has been
under a lot of pressure.

It was remiss of me
to further...

(BREATHING UNSTEADILY)

Scotty McNeil.

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DAVE: All right, so...

So, what exactly is the plan?

'Cause just walking up to
random six-year-olds and
offering them cuddly toys

is how you end up
in a place like this.

Plus it's a bit...

Dave, look.

Do you think...

DAVE: I dunno, mate.

I mean, no offence,
but she's kind
of normal looking.

Oh, God.

JAMIE: Oh, wow.

I actually feel
a bit sick.

Maybe it's not her.

Daddy!

That's my daddy!

This is a very happy
moment for me.

It's so great to meet you.

I'm your dad.

I know.
And that's Dave.

Mum told me
all about you.

I don't actually know
your name.

It's Frankie.

Pleased to meet
you, Frankie.
What's that?

It's for you.
(TOY SQUEAKING)

I heard you like giraffes
and stuff, so...

Do you like it?

I'd have preferred
a monster truck.

(COUGHS) Told you.

It's all going to be
all right, isn't it, Dad?

'Cause you're gonna help Mum,
and they'll let her go,

and we can all go home
and live together.

Listen...
Daddy.

You did come
to help Mum, right?

'Cause that's what
good dads do.

Yeah.

Right.
That's what good dads do.

FRANKIE: Come on, Dave.

(TOY SQUEAKING)
DAVE: Ow!

FRANKIE: Come on.

Uh... Yeah.

No, maybe lose the wig.

Really?
Yeah. Hmm.

Okay.
Mmm. Put the black
ones in again.

But... (LAUGHS)

Honey,
it's gonna be fine.

Really. I learned
a lot on the run.

Most people
don't really notice stuff.

Besides, I've got you.

You're gonna knock out
the surveillance cameras.

Right.
Yeah.

I just...

I dunno, Mom.

It's gonna be okay.

I believe in you.

CARTER: I don't like
being made a fool of, Scotty.

Sticks in my craw.

Your phone records show
the 911 came from you.

That is aiding and abetting
a wanted terrorist.

Tell us where to find her.

Are you insane?

Do you know
what I do for a living?

Saviour launches
in a couple hours.

I mean, you literally could
not have picked a worse day.

Oh, on the contrary. See,
you need to get outta here.

And you can,
if you give me your sister.

(CHUCKLING SOFTLY)

CARTER:
It's called leverage, Scotty.

(SLURPING LOUDLY)

Well, you ain't gonna
break me.

(DOOR CLOSING)

REPORTER ON TELEVISION:
They must be
absolutely exhausted.

So these pictures are coming
live now from Operation
Saviour.

This is life sentence for me.

SCOTTY: I'm looking
at two-to-five,

and I'll probably never work
in D.C. again, but

hey, at least I can always say
I helped save the world.

MIRINOV: I blame
Russian president
for predicament of me.

69 rouble to dollar.

If not for him,
I wouldn't come here.

(BANGS BARS)
I wouldn't be criminal.

In my country,
we have joke now.

"Ladies and gentlemen,

"you will soon
be land in Moscow.

"You do not adjust your
watches for Daylight Saving.

"Just wind them back to 1989."

(LAUGHING)

It's funny, no?

What did you say?

It's much funnier
in mother tongue.

No, no, no, the other bit.

The bit about
Daylight Savings.

Yes. Is finished.

Oh, my God.

President get rid of.

REPORTER ON TELEVISION:
The stakes literally
could not be higher.

SCOTTY: Guard!

Guard!

MAGISTRATE: You're being tried
under article four of the
Emergency Apocalypse Act.

It's a simple
"yes" or "no". Did you or
didn't you steal the inhaler?

LAYLA: Your honour,
my daughter is six.

And she has asthma.
Now, by law,

her inhaler
should be free.
(PEOPLE AGREEING)

But instead, the chemist
wanted 80 quid for it.

80 quid!

Now, that's the real
crime here!

(PEOPLE CHEERING)

(GAVEL BANGING)
MAGISTRATE: Order! Order!

People shouldn't be
making a quick buck out
of the end of the world,

we should be helping
each other.

I don't have £80,
Your Honour.

So, yes, I took the inhaler.

Why aren't you charging
the wankers at the chemist?

(PEOPLE CHEERING)

MAGISTRATE: Order! Order!

I would remind you
this is a court of law.

And would you please
not say that word?

I'm sorry. What word,
Your Honour?

Chemist?
(PEOPLE LAUGHING)

Oh, oh sorry, wankers?
(PEOPLE CHEERING)

You don't... You don't want
me to say wankers? Sorry.

Let the record
reflect my deep regret

at my repeated use
of the word...
(SHOUTS) Wankers!

(PEOPLE CHEERING)
MAGISTRATE: Yes, very amusing,
Miss Carlton.

But I think you've wasted
quite enough of my time.

These are indeed
extraordinary days,

but the rule of law
still applies

and you've admitted
to stealing the item.

I fine you £400.

I said, your fine is £400,
to be paid immediately.

If I had £400,

I would have just bought
the inhaler, Your Honour.

You leave me
no choice.

One week in prison.
(PEOPLE CLAMOURING)

That's... That's ridiculous!
What about my daughter?

I'll pay.

(CHEERING)

Who's this?

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She's six years old.
She's gonna scream.
Nah.

Bit of chloroform
on a hankie over the nose.
She won't make a sound.

Trust me,
I know what I'm doing.

Looks like it.

So I'm guessing
you're single, right?

Most people have a

picnic blanket,
maybe a Frisbee.

Well, I'm not most people.
Put it down,

I wasn't born yesterday.

You're not getting rid of me.

Your gran doesn't trust you,
and neither do I.

That's why I'm here.

I'll do the chloroform,
you do the gaffer tape.

Fine.

Suit yourself.

So where's the gaffer tape?

We need to get
our story straight.
You are Federico...

I'm terrible with names,
hope I remember it.

...the neurosurgeon.

Well, thanks for picking that,

with my vast knowledge
in the field, I'm sure
I won't be tripped up.

Who are you?

I am Luisa. I live
in the hills above Verona

where I run a home
of orphanage and donkeys.
(YAWNING)

You don't like donkeys?
They're boring, and the kid
thing freaks me out.

(SIGHING)
And I play the guitar.

So basically,
I'm marrying a nun?

Hi! Um, logistical question,

when does the last
ferry leave?

9:00 p.m.

But don't worry.

You won't need a boat back.

No one leaves paradise.

I'll take your word for it.

So you're alive then?

(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) Obviously.

(TOY SQUEAKING)
DAVE: Oh, oh, okay.

(FRANKIE GRUNTING)
Stop!

JAMIE: And in other news,
I'm a dad,

information that would've been
nice to have had before now.

Hi. I'm here to pay
the fine for...

What are you calling
yourself these days?

Sophie Carlton. Thanks.

I'm sorry. Okay?

But everything I did,
I promise I did
for a good reason.

Oh, okay, I'll just take your
word for that then, shall I?

After all, I've no reason to
believe you'd ever lie to me.

Just to be clear.

I'm not here for you.

All I want is to know
my daughter

and maybe find out the truth.

Excuse me.
This card's been declined.

Um... That's all I've got.
I've...

Got a car?

I've got a minibus.

That'll do.

I owe you one.

One?

MYRTA: You may kiss the bride.

(PEOPLE APPLAUDING)

I forgot about the kiss.

We'll just do it
very professionally.
And close our eyes.

(SPEAKERS PLAY WEDDING MARCH)

Ah! So that's where the new
messiah must be hanging out.

Okay.
We need to look convincing.

You are in love
with me, right?

Why wouldn't I be?

(MUSIC STOPS)

MYRTA: Are there any reasons
why you should not
be lawfully married?

Absolutely none.

Then place your hand
upon the Bible...

Federico, Federico...

Oh, yes.

Will you take Luisa
to be your wife?

Will you love her, honour her,
comfort and protect her,

and, forsaking all others,
be faithful to her as long
as you both shall live?

I will.

Luisa, will you take Federico
to be your husband?

Yes, I will.

Then place the ring
upon her finger.

I now declare
you man and wife.

You may kiss the bride.

(PEOPLE APPLAUDING)

I have to get a message
to General Gaines

or we're all screwed!
Don't tell me.
Only you can save mankind.

SCOTTY: This isn't a joke,
okay?

I think there
might be a slight flaw

in a piece of code
that the Russians wrote.

And I don't know
if anyone has noticed it yet.

You want out?
Give me your sister.

No!
That, that...

That is not fair.

CARTER: Okay. Your choice.

Just please, can you get
General Gaines on the phone?

Or anyone else
from mission control?

(SHOUTS)
What don't you understand?

If Saviour fails,
we're dead, we're all dead!

Including your sister.
So if you love her,

if you want to save her life,
tell me where she is.

We're talking about
the entire human race.

(SHOUTS) Are you out
of your mind?

No, and neither are you.

And you're a good man,
and you're not gonna risk the
entire world for your sister.

So where is she?

Where is she, Scotty?

You need to tell her.

I need to save my mamushka.

(GASPING IN DESPAIR)

CARTER: Come on.

REPORTER:
Now the moment of truth is
just a couple of hours away.

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Keep walking.

It's the next room
on the left.

There are no guards
on the door.

And I'm going to shut off
their surveillance now, Mom.

Good luck.

(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
(BEEPING)

SPIKE ON PHONE: It's done.

Okay.

I'm going in.

(MACHINE BEEPING)

Rajesh?

(EXHALING DEEPLY)

What?
Oh, no, no, no!

Please, please, please!

No, you don't understand!

I'm sorry. I love you.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

(EXHALING DEEPLY)

Well, I think that we
fooled them.

Absolutely.
You were very convincing.

Thank you.

Well, Freddy
is a very passionate man.

There you are!

Oh, look at you two.

Congratulations.

Thank you.
Such a lovely couple!

Come, sit, sit.

I'm Arless,
and this is my wife Ruth.

They call us Ruthless.

You know, like Brangelina.

Let's have a drink
to celebrate.

So... They say you have been
appointed by God.

That must be...

Nice?
ARLESS: Sure is.

See, he spoke to me.

He told me to re-create
the Garden of Eden.

You win 300 million
on the lottery, I mean,

you know God's trying
to tell you something, right?

Listen, can people
leave here?

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Why would you want
to leave paradise?

We teach love here.

Love without guilt.

None of that BS

churches teach.

Real love.

Look at these two.

Such a beautiful couple.

Well, this is it.

We've been living the dream.

I'm gonna show Dad my bedroom.

And my sunflowers.

And my castle.

Wow. You built
all of this yourself?

Seriously?

I've been holding him together
for the last seven years.
It's not been easy.

Honestly, you have no idea
how much you've hurt him.

So if there's a shred
of decency in you,

don't mess him around
again, okay?

Frankie. Frankie?

Me and Daddy need to talk.

Why don't you show Uncle Dave
where we pump the poo out?

Yay! Poo pump!

She's great.

I just... I shouldn't be
meeting her at Lego.

I missed out on rattles,

and potties,

hungry caterpillars.

Look, before we do this,
I have to know
how you found us.

It's really important.
For Frankie's sake.

A nun and a priest
helped you in Poland?

Frankie gave them this.

She wrote your town on it.

But how did you get it?

Funny story.

Turns out
the priest is my dad.

See, here's what confuses me.

Our wedding, it's you and me.

And then there's this.

This is you...

With him.

Oh, God.
You know about Ariel?

Okay, um, I know
this looks bad but...

Actually, there is no "but".

It's just bad.

Can we not do this here?

It's just you get a bit
shouty and high-pitched
when you're upset,

and I don't want
Frankie to hear.

Please.
Fine.

Ow!
LAYLA: Frankie!

Me and Daddy are just going
for a little walk, okay?

Uncle Dave's
gonna look after you.

Uh, yeah. How long
are you gonna be?

It's just that when she
hits me with the giraffe,
it actually really hurts.

Yay! Let's play
giraffe slaps.

We can...
(TOY SQUEAKING)

How far are we going?

How shouty am I gonna get?

Uh...

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In the interest
of full disclosure,

I think I should tell you
that we are from the Vatican.

I'm a priest,
and Celine is a nun.
(LAUGHING)

Right. Got fed up
with celibacy, did ya?

Can't blame ya.
Very unhealthy.

No, no, we actually came
to investigate you.

(LAUGHING)
Of course you did, dear.

No, absolutely
that's why we're here.

Oh, come on,
be honest with yourselves.

The way you two
look at each other.
(BOTH LAUGHING)

ARLESS: I can see it.

The levels have
opened you up.

You're ready
for love, honey.

(PEOPLE MOANING IN PLEASURE)

ARLESS: Now, I expect you
two wanna start with each
other, but don't be shy now.

It's more of a buffet
than a set menu.

(ROCK SONG PLAYING)

You know how to drive
one of these things?

Uh! Not really...
(ENGINE STARTING)

...but I am Italian.

FATHER JUDE: Right.
(LAUGHING)

CELINE: Whoo! (LAUGHS)

(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

I've been calling.
Why the hell aren't you
answering the phone?

SCIENTIST:
We're a little busy.

We need the DST!
We need to check the
Daylight Saving Time!

We did.
Like 12 times already.

No, no, no, no.
We have Daylight Saving Time.

But the Russians,
the Russians don't.

Guys, guys!

Your president,

he doesn't like the gays
and he doesn't like
Daylight Savings.

He got rid of it last year,
yes, correct?

Yes? Yes! Thank you, yes.

Okay? So I'm sure that
we've taken it into account.

But can we please
just check it?

The way that their code
speaks to ours?

'Cause otherwise
the secondary engine ignition
will be about an hour late.

Or an hour early.

Or whatever the hell
Daylight Savings is.

Scotty, where've you been?
No! Not now, I'm busy!

There! Right there.

My God. You were right.

Okay, people, we need
to rewrite this interface now!

WOMAN: What?
(PEOPLE CHATTERING URGENTLY)

DAVE: Okay, so the boat is
the Earth and I'm that naughty
comet. All right?

Yeah.
And I'm Operation Saviour.

DAVE: Oh, really?

Well, I bet
you can't save the world.

(IMITATING ROCKET)

Yes. My real name
was Hawkwind.

I grew up
on the commune with Ariel.

I hated it.

So I ran away with him
as soon as I could and...

(EXHALING DEEPLY)
...stupidly married him.

I was only 18.

I thought I was in love,
but I was young

and lonely and wanted
to belong somewhere.

If you're looking
for sympathy...
No, I'm not.

I'm not.

I'm just trying
to help you understand

how I could have screwed up
so spectacularly.

Ariel had a real chip
on his shoulder about you

'cause your mum
was always going on
about how special you were.

And it made him
feel worthless, I guess.

So he invented a computer
game called Doofus.

You were the main
character in it.

I don't understand.

He hacked everything
without you realising.

Your whole life.
So, credit records, emails...

He fiddled with everything
to mess it up.

Like what?

Like screwing with
your exam results.

So you could have
gone to university.

Those rejection letters
were all Ariel.

And you knew?

I was young and stupid,

and I never thought of you as
a real person with feelings.

(SNIFFLES)

And then one day,
we were talking about

how you'd never had
a girlfriend.

So you invented one for me?

Yeah. Layla.

We set up a meet cute.
I got in the lift with you,

and Ariel hacked it,
made it break down
for a few hours.

But when I met you,
you were so lovely.

And the joke wasn't
funny any more

because everything about you

was so genuine.

And being Layla felt so much
better than being Hawkwind.

So I split up with Ariel.

And I fooled myself.

I thought Doofus was over.

And I thought I could just
be with you and be happy
and just be Layla.

(SIGHS)

And then...

And then he showed up
on our honeymoon.

Said he'd been
biding his time,

but that sooner or later
we'd be punished.

And he was scary, like
eyes bulgy, proper psycho.

And to add to everything,
I'd just found out
I was pregnant.

And I panicked.

I... I thought
if I just disappeared,

(STAMMERS) I could protect
the baby from him.
And protect you.

Everything was a lie.

No. No.
Everything started as a lie.

But we turned into
something real.

'Cause I did love you, Jamie.

And when we said
our wedding vows,

I meant every word.

You were the best thing
that ever happened to me.

Funny, 'cause you were
the worst.

I want details.

And I don't care
if it takes all night.

You're going to tell me
everything.

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MAN:
T minus one minute.
(CHOPPER WHIRRING)

Fuel umbilical purge to open.

(CHUCKLES)

Hey, Scotty, everyone's
looking for you.

You were right.
What you did...

You gave us a chance, Scotty.

MAN: Propellant valves open,
pressures nominal.
Well, come on,

it's about to launch,
and you are the hero
of the hours.

Hey, what is it?
Heater control units on...

I had to sell out
my own sister.

(SOBBING)

MAN:
Umbilical release primed,

pressure levels okay.

T minus 10, 9...
Ignition sequence start.

(SOBBING UNCONTROLLABLY)

Six, five, four,

three, two, one.

Trajectory is good,
thrust is good.
(PEOPLE CHEERING)

Saviour is in the air.

Repeat, Saviour
is in the air.

(CELINE CHUCKLING)

(TYRES SCREECHING)

Jude, you hold on so tight.

Because you're a
terrible driver!

It's the Saviour launch.
I forgot all about it.

(PEOPLE SHOUTING
AND CHEERING)

We missed it.

Looks like we're
camping out tonight.

What?

I know this is
going to sound crazy.

Do you remember in Poland?
Your grand-daughter?

She told me one day I was
going to see four horses.

A white, a black,
a red and a pale.

Look, it's a sign.

It is a sign.

It's a billboard.

Celine, do you
really think the Lord

would be communicating
to us using the medium

of... Outside advertising.

Well, why not?

What if it is a sign,
giving us his blessing?

For what?
For the wedding.

That wasn't real.

You kissed me, Jude.
It was not acting.

It wasn't.

Was it?

I wasn't acting.

I think about you
all the time.

But Celine, I've been
a priest for 20 years.

I've never broken my vows.

And I don't think
you should either.

What if God wants us to?

What if that is a sign?

I'm afraid it's probably
wishful thinking.

Well, why don't you ask him?

Right now?

Dear Lord...

Dear Lord, I know
you have a lot

on your plate right now.

But if this is what you want,
please show me a sign.

(FIRECRACKERS EXPLODING)
(PEOPLE CHEERING)

Okay, my logical mind says

that that probably has
something to do

with the Saviour (CHUCKLING)
launch celebration.

Yes, maybe.

Or maybe it's God.

What do you
want it to be, Jude?

Told you we'd meet again.

My husband is dying.

You couldn't have given me
one minute with him? One?

McNeil, you're coming with us.

What the hell's going on?
Whoa. What?

Marine Corps
Intelligence, ma'am.

We have orders to
debrief her.

I arrested her!
She's my prisoner.

She'll be returned to you once
the interview is complete.

(SIGHS IN FRUSTRATION)

Hey, I want you
to see this.

I don't care
about the launch.

Just trust me, okay?

This is streaming live.

I couldn't change the outcome,

but I could make sure they got
a chance to say goodbye.

(SOBBING)

So, what do we do now?

I don't know.

Try not to argue in front
of Frankie, I suppose.

I guess I should demand
alternate weekends with her.

But there's only
one more of those
before the apocalypse.

Seven years.

All it would've taken
was one message

just to put me
out of my misery.

No, no. I told you, I couldn't
risk Ariel finding us.

Please, Jamie.
We've been up all night.

Let's just get some sleep
before we do more, okay?

Why were you
with him in Moscow
a few weeks ago?

I saw there was
a reward out on him.

I was sick of never having
any money for Frankie.

So I called the police

and they set up
this trap for him.

With me as the bait.
Only it all went...

What? No!

Frankie!

Mate, can you hear me?

She's gone! Frankie's gone!

Mate, no, no, it's okay.
What happened?

(GASPING)

Your brother.

ARIEL: Good news, Grandma.

I've got your little donor,
all five pints of her.

GRANDMA ON PHONE:
Wonderful. Bring her here.

Yeah, you know what?
I'm not gonna do that.

I'm keeping her
as an insurance policy.

Oh, and by the way,
I had to get rid
of your little Irish lapdog.

What have you done to her?

She'll live. Which is more
than I would have, right?

I don't know what you mean.

Yes you do, Grandma.

You were gonna get rid of me
the moment I got you the girl.

Well, sorry to disappoint you,

but we're doing things
my way now.

You don't get the girl
until the very last minute

when I'm safely
inside the bunker.

Am I clear?
Perfectly.

Good. Oh, and one other thing.

I'm gonna need
a plus one in the bunker.

The wife's coming, too.

That is how you negotiate.

Pretty impressive, huh?

Hey, don't look so scared.

I'm just like your dad,
only cooler.

Me, you and your mum
are gonna be a family.

We're gonna be together

for the rest of our lives.

And everything's
gonna be fine.

We're gonna be
happy... Forever.