subtitlecat.com

All language subtitles for Trump Agrees to Super Bowl Interview, House Ends Shutdown with New Spending Bill ｜ The Tonight Show [CX6QBUlTo2A]

Afrikaans

Akan

Albanian

Amharic

Arabic

Armenian

Azerbaijani

Basque

Belarusian

Bemba

Bengali

Bihari

Bosnian

Breton

Bulgarian

Cambodian

Catalan

Cebuano

Cherokee

Chichewa

Chinese (Simplified)

Chinese (Traditional)

Corsican

Croatian

Czech

Danish

Dutch

English

Esperanto

Estonian

Ewe

Faroese

Filipino

Finnish

French

Frisian

Galician

Georgian

German

Greek

Guarani

Gujarati

Haitian Creole

Hausa

Hawaiian

Hebrew

Hindi

Hmong

Hungarian

Icelandic

Igbo

Indonesian

Interlingua

Irish

Italian

Japanese

Javanese

Kannada

Kazakh

Kinyarwanda

Kirundi

Kongo

Korean

Krio (Sierra Leone)

Kurdish

Kurdish (Soranî)

Kyrgyz

Laothian

Latin

Latvian

Lingala

Lithuanian

Lozi

Luganda

Luo

Luxembourgish

Macedonian

Malagasy

Malay

Malayalam

Maltese

Maori

Marathi

Mauritian Creole

Moldavian

Mongolian

Myanmar (Burmese)

Montenegrin

Nepali

Nigerian Pidgin

Northern Sotho

Norwegian

Norwegian (Nynorsk)

Occitan

Oriya

Oromo

Pashto

Persian

Polish

Portuguese (Brazil)

Portuguese (Portugal)

Punjabi

Quechua

Romanian

Romansh

Runyakitara

Russian

Samoan

Scots Gaelic

Serbian

Serbo-Croatian

Sesotho

Setswana

Seychellois Creole

Shona

Sindhi

Sinhalese

Slovak

Slovenian

Somali

Spanish

Spanish (Latin American)

Sundanese

Swahili

Swedish

Tajik

Tamil

Tatar

Telugu

Thai

Tigrinya

Tonga

Tshiluba

Tumbuka

Turkish

Turkmen

Twi

Uighur

Ukrainian

Urdu

Uzbek

Vietnamese

Welsh

Wolof

Xhosa

Yiddish

Yoruba

Zulu

Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,940 Enjoy yourself. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome to The Tonight 2 00:00:03,940 --> 00:00:07,320 Show. You're here. You made it. Thank you for walking at home. 3 00:00:08,280 --> 00:00:09,300 Fun show tonight. 4 00:00:09,740 --> 00:00:14,040 Well, guys, today in the Oval Office, President Trump sat down for an 5 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:16,640 that will air on NBC before the Super Bowl. 6 00:00:17,280 --> 00:00:19,420 Yeah, Trump did the interview on one condition. 7 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:22,820 Anytime he was asked about Jeffrey Epstein, he got to spin his chair around 8 00:00:22,820 --> 00:00:23,820 The Voice. 9 00:00:29,610 --> 00:00:32,950 But Trump was happy to do the interview because now he could say, 100 million 10 00:00:32,950 --> 00:00:34,970 people watched the Super Bowl thanks to me. 11 00:00:36,430 --> 00:00:38,530 They all tuned in for the... 12 00:00:38,530 --> 00:00:45,290 Well, this is big. The House just 13 00:00:45,290 --> 00:00:49,710 passed a new spending bill so the federal government has fully reopened 14 00:00:49,710 --> 00:00:50,709 parcel shutdown. 15 00:00:50,710 --> 00:00:52,630 Yeah, that's good news. That's true, yeah. 16 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:59,680 Yep, in a statement, House Speaker Mike Johnson said, we were on the verge of 17 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:01,260 shutting down, but we somehow survived. 18 00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:06,600 Then JCPenney said, you were on the verge of shutting down, but somehow 19 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:08,540 survived? Join the club, bud. 20 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:17,260 Then Johnson said, we got caught with our pants down, but came out looking 21 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:22,860 And Justin Bieber said, we got caught with your pants down, but came out 22 00:01:22,860 --> 00:01:24,820 good. Join the club, bud. 23 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:33,260 Ben Johnson said, we spent hours thinking, how much longer is this going 24 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:37,300 on? Then everyone who saw the Melania documentary said, spent hours thinking, 25 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:39,020 how much longer is this going to go on? 26 00:01:39,660 --> 00:01:40,960 Join the club, bud. 27 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:46,440 Ben Johnson said, we closed the door and made some magic. 28 00:01:47,320 --> 00:01:50,800 Then your mom watching Bridgerton said, close the door and made some magic. 29 00:01:51,500 --> 00:01:52,980 Join the club, bud. 30 00:01:56,980 --> 00:02:00,400 Ben Johnson said, at one point, I got so emotional, I had to leave the room. 31 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:04,320 Then your dad watching a Super Bowl ad with the Clydesdales and a puppy said, 32 00:02:04,420 --> 00:02:07,460 got so emotional, you had to leave the room. Join the club, bud. 33 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:16,020 Ben Johnson said, my haters call me a giant, smelly rat, but I'm just doing my 34 00:02:16,020 --> 00:02:20,460 job. Then Punxsutawney Phil said, your haters call you a giant, smelly rat, but 35 00:02:20,460 --> 00:02:22,520 you're just doing your job. Join the club, bud. 36 00:02:25,420 --> 00:02:29,640 Van Johnson said, we still have so much to get done. It is a long list. 37 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:33,440 And finally, President Trump said, I'm not on the list. Wait, what was the 38 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:34,440 question? 39 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:39,400 Go in the club, bud! 40 00:02:41,460 --> 00:02:45,740 For more political news, the CEOs of Netflix and Warner Brothers just 41 00:02:45,740 --> 00:02:48,520 before the Senate to defend their possible merger. 42 00:02:49,480 --> 00:02:53,480 Senator Cory Booker led the proceedings, and this was crazy. At the end, it 43 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:54,480 turned out that he was cake. 44 00:02:54,920 --> 00:02:55,920 What? 45 00:02:58,460 --> 00:02:59,460 Well, 46 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:05,860 guys, the Olympics are almost here, and NBC is running a lot of promos to get 47 00:03:05,860 --> 00:03:06,739 people excited. 48 00:03:06,740 --> 00:03:10,440 Check out this one I saw earlier today. It's good. The Winter Olympics are here. 49 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:15,680 Featuring death -defying sports, mind -bending agility, and curling. Flying 50 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:20,640 downhill at 90 miles per hour. Soaring over 60 feet in the air. And a rock 51 00:03:20,640 --> 00:03:21,640 tapping another rock. 52 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:26,600 Early mornings in the gym, late nights on the slopes, and Swiffering. Don't 53 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:31,800 the world's greatest athletes, Hillary Knight, Chloe Kinn, and Doug. Catch them 54 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:32,800 all on NBC. 55 00:03:33,900 --> 00:03:34,900 Yeah. 56 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:37,920 Exciting. The Olympics are almost here, baby. 57 00:03:41,780 --> 00:03:46,180 Hey, did you see this? Spain just became the first European country to ban 58 00:03:46,180 --> 00:03:47,680 social media for teens. 59 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:56,560 Yeah, your annoying friend is like, I just got back from Barcelona. I was 60 00:03:56,560 --> 00:03:59,820 to post about it, but they banned Facebook and Instagram. 61 00:04:02,500 --> 00:04:06,380 Yep, Spain is hoping teens pick up more appropriate hobbies like drinking red 62 00:04:06,380 --> 00:04:07,440 wine and bullfighting. 63 00:04:09,380 --> 00:04:12,580 And finally, guys, you ever work with someone a while and you see them around 64 00:04:12,580 --> 00:04:14,600 the office every day, but you don't really know each other? 65 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:17,640 Yep, well, here's a song about that I hope you like. Take a look. 66 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:27,240 He's a co -worker whom I barely know. 67 00:04:28,840 --> 00:04:31,680 I think he works like two closets low. 68 00:04:33,280 --> 00:04:37,580 If we pass in the hall, I give a head nod. I think that his name is Stephen or 69 00:04:37,580 --> 00:04:41,220 Todd, but it's been too long and it's past the point when I can ask him, 70 00:04:42,100 --> 00:04:44,720 He's a co -worker whom I barely know. 71 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:48,980 I think we just have different workflows. 72 00:04:50,760 --> 00:04:55,020 If I pass in the hall, I give a little wave. I want to see his name or Jason or 73 00:04:55,020 --> 00:04:58,520 Dave. Think he told me once, but I had a noise -canceling headphone. 74 00:04:59,980 --> 00:05:01,540 Gregory or Harold? 75 00:05:01,900 --> 00:05:03,620 Trevor, Mike, or Gerald? 76 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:07,800 I'm so unaware of this guy's whole MO. 77 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:10,160 Benjamin or Terry? 78 00:05:11,140 --> 00:05:12,360 Vincentine or Larry? 79 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:16,460 I am very wary, so I'll settle with Sopro. 80 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:24,440 We could be best friends, but we don't take the next step. We keep to 81 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:27,320 but he could be my best friend. 82 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:31,280 Invite him to brunch and share and let's get closer. 83 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:35,720 But we never talk, so we'll never get closer. 84 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:37,820 Never get closer. 85 00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:42,060 Never, never, never, never, never, never, never get closer. 86 00:05:48,650 --> 00:05:51,050 When it's 5 p .m., yeah, it's time to go. 87 00:05:52,970 --> 00:05:55,310 On the way out, he's in the elevator. 88 00:05:55,570 --> 00:06:00,890 I'll say bye. I'll say see you later. He's a co -worker whom I barely... 89 00:06:00,890 --> 00:06:04,150 Trevor. 90 00:06:05,010 --> 00:06:06,010 Finton. 91 00:06:06,770 --> 00:06:11,210 He's a co -worker who I finally know. 92 00:06:14,170 --> 00:06:16,510 Today's my last day. Good luck with everything. Thank you. 93 00:06:21,710 --> 00:06:25,750 Back to Kevin James. His new movie, Solo Mio, is in theaters Friday. 94 00:06:26,150 --> 00:06:27,630 We have a great show. 95 00:06:55,340 --> 00:06:56,340 everybody. Come on. 7930