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- You've gotta be kidding me. My life is ruined.
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- Aw, man, I wanted to do that.
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- My friend Christine from Metroburg
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got her superhero cape and had a cape ceremony.
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Look.
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How am I getting my cape after Christine?
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Her superpower is super-hearing. That is so lame.
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- [text tone dings]
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- Whoops, she heard that.
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- All right, you two, go do your homework,
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so you can enjoy the weekend.
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- NORA: Cool! - BILLY: Nice cape!
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- Or do that.
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- Aw, Christine looks so cute in her superhero cape.
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- [text tone ringing]
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- She says "Thanks!"
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- Oh, her parents must be so proud.
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Not that we aren't proud of what you've been doing,
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hashtagging, shopping, yolo'ing.
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Oh, ho, you've been crushin' it.
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- All right, I suppose if I had chosen to focus more
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on superhero training, then I'd be getting my cape by now, too.
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- Do what I do--tie a blanket around your neck and say...
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We-e-e-e-e!
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- We-e-e-e-e is also the size of his brain.
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- These are special capes, Billy.
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The Hero League awards them to you.
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- Yeah, it's part of becoming a full superhero.
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You also get access to weapons and then later
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you get your hero name and a supervillain to beat up.
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[inhales through teeth] I hope I get Max.
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- You can't handle all this evil.
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[slurping]
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[sputtering]
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- Maybe it's not too late.
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The Hero League still has one more cape to award this year.
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Not that I've been looking into it on a daily basis.
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- Getting my cape would be awesome.
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Before we moved here, it's all I ever dreamed about.
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That, and ice skating with Channing Tatum.
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- I want a superhero cape.
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- Me, too.
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One without dad's nacho stains.
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- It's never too early to start.
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You've just gotta earn it through lots of training
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and showing admirable superhero behavior.
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- Oh, like catching someone when they fall.
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Billy, fall backwards. - Okay.
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- [heavy thud]
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- Phoebe, where were you?
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- ♪
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♪ What you see ♪
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♪ Is not what you get ♪
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♪ Livin' our lives with a secret ♪
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♪ We fit right in ♪
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♪ Bet you never guessed ♪
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♪ 'Cause we're livin' our lives ♪
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♪ Just like all the rest ♪
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♪ A picture perfect family ♪
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♪ Is what we try to be ♪
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♪ Look closer, you might see ♪
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♪ The crazy things we do ♪
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♪ This isn't make believe ♪
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♪ It's our reality ♪
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♪ Just your average family ♪
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♪ Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble ♪
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♪ Livin' a double life ♪
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- Guess who just used her freeze breath
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to save Hiddenville's woodland creatures from a brush fire.
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I'm gonna get my cape, too, Christine.
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- [text tone ringing]
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- Christine says, "You don't have to yell."
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If you wanna do a good deed, help me find dad's wallet.
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I need twenty bucks for the party.
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- What party? The party? That's tonight?
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I told all my friends I was gonna go.
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- How could you forget about the first-ever
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secret rooftop party in school history?
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It's illegal and unsafe and I can't wait!
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- I can't go now.
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If mom and dad found out I went to that party,
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they would never let me accept the superhero cape.
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- Jackpot.
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- Although, there's nothing like dancing on a roof
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after putting out a brush fire.
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- Thank you, Bank of Hank.
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- Yeah, just give me five minutes to change and--
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Okay, I'll meet ya there!
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- Hey, Phoebs. - [gasping]
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- You were out savin' the world, I see.
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- You'll be happy to hear
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all your good deeds have been reported.
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Won't be long before President Kickbutt calls.
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- Great. - Where are you going now?
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- Oh, I'm off to rescue beached old people
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and help whales cross the street.
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- Somebody's got cape on the brain.
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- Well, she's not the only one.
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Let's go check on our junior superheroes.
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- Have you seen my wallet?
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- ♪
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- Billy, Nora, what's all this?
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- We're getting ready to sleep in the wild.
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- Yeah, you said surviving a night by ourselves
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is the first step in getting our superhero capes.
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- BOTH: Roughing it! - [glasses clinking]
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- Kids, it's supposed to be a challenge.
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- Do you know how hard it was
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getting that mini-fridge out here?
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- Look, your mother is right. Uh, this is about surviving.
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Not to brag, but I set the record by surviving
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three nights in the wild when I was your age.
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Well, actually, I was two years younger.
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- That's enough bragging part.
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- I'm just saying it's about depending on your own skills,
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not the comforts of home. - [loud buzzing]
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- Sorry, Dad, I can't hear you over the foot spa.
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- [turns off spa]
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He said you can't have all this stuff.
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- Then what can we have?
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- I can't do this!
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- Yes, you can.
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All we need is a place to sleep.
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[powers zapping]
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- [branches thudding]
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- Okay, Billy, build us a fort.
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- BILLY: [zooming]
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Whoa, I did it.
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I am Billy, Lord of the Outdoors!
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- [owl hooting]
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- BOTH: [screaming]
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- [loud dance music playing]
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- I'm really excited about you getting this cape, Phoebe.
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- What? Oh, let me guess.
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Your "excitement" is because you want access
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to the superhero weapons.
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- Absolutely. Here's a list.
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- All right, fine, I'll put this in a safe place for you.
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[breathing fire]
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- [loud music continues]
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- [metal clanking]
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- Whoa. Uh...
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- That looks bad.
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- I know. Those chips are gonna be all crumbs when he falls.
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- Whoaaa!
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- [ladder creaking]
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[ladder thudding heavily]
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- Whew.
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Oh, you don't think anyone saw me, do you, Max?
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- [chomping chip] - Max?
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- Oh, baked chips?
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You shoulda let him fall.
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Come on. I know another way up.
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- ♪
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- PHOEBE: Max, are you down there?
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- COLOSSO: Tell her "No."
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- We've got a mess on our hands.
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Somebody recorded everything last night.
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- Including me bringing back The Cabbage Patch?
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- Not that mess. This mess.
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- [reading] "Miracle Wind Saves Rooftop Partier."
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- BOY ON LADDER: Whoaaa!
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- The video's gone viral.
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If mom and dad see it, they'll know it was telekinesis
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and realize I snuck out to the party
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and it's bye-bye cape.
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- Mom and dad are like 70 years old.
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They don't watch viral videos.
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- I just saw a viral video on the morning news.
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I'm getting your father and the four of us...
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we're gonna have a talk.
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- You forgot about the morning news.
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It's the internet for old people.
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- It's morning.
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We're alive.
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We did it, Nora.
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- We did! We survived the whole night!
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- Well, good morning, you two.
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Hey, nice shelter.
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Of course, mine was rain-proof, but what do I know?
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I only hold the record.
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Anyway, to celebrate your accomplishment,
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I thought you might want to see my trophy.
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Whoa, "see" my trophy.
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Only record holders get to touch it.
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[blowing air]
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- You know, Nora, staying outside wasn't so bad--
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once we got past the sobbing and figured out where to pee.
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- You're right. Wanna break dad's record of three nights?
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- Totally. - What's that?
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- Hank, we have a problem.
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- I know. Billy and Nora want my trophy.
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- Because it was made for children.
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Come on.
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- The trophy-less are a bitter people.
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- BOY ON LADDER: Whoaaa! - [ladder creaking]
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- Is that what I think it is?
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- Yep, miracle wind. Give it up for Mother Nature.
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- PHOEBE & MAX: [applauding]
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- That wasn't wind.
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Monitor, play the infrared.
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- Whoaaa!
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- [powers vibrating]
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- [ladder creaking] [ladder thudding heavily]
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- Telekinetic waves?
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Somebody better start talking.
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- All right, fine, here's the deal.
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Even though I did all those great things yesterday,
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you should also know that--
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- I saved that kid. - Max saved that kid.
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Wait? What?
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- Sorry, it was me.
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I was the hero who saved that idiot.
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- So, let me get this straight.
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Max Thunderman saw someone in danger and saved them?
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- Seems to be what we're going with.
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- On purpose?
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- All right, I get it.
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You guys don't think I can do something heroic, but I did.
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- Barb, do you know what this means?
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- [fanfare music] - HANK: [laughing]
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- BARB: [screaming]
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- HANK & BARB: The phase is over!
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- BARB: [cheering]
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- We always knew you had it in ya, pal.
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[kissing] - Ugh.
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- Let's call the Hero League and tell them
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we have two teen heroes in the family!
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- What are you up to?
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- I wanna make sure you get your cape.
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And in return, you'll give me access
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to the Hero League weapons.
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- I already told you that's not gonna happen.
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- Oh, then, I'll just tell mom and dad
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that you snuck out to the party.
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Bye-bye cape.
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- Oh! Fine!
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You can play with one weapon for one hour.
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- Oh, goody! Goody!
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- The Hero League is so excited, Max.
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- At first, they didn't believe it and hung up on us.
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But then we called back and convinced them.
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- COMPUTER VOICE: Alert! Alert!
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Incoming transmission from Super President Kickbutt.
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- Super President Kickbutt!
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Phoebe, this is it! I told you she'd call.
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Be cool.
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- Hello, Thundermans.
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- HANK: Hi! [giggling]
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- Phoebe, we're all very impressed with
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your recent run of superhero deeds.
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Truly exemplary.
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- Phoebe, you're gonna get your cape.
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- And, now, it is with great pleasure that I announce
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the last superhero cape of the year is going to...
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- Here it comes.
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- ...Max Thunderman!
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- ALL: Huh?
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- Did someone say my name?
260
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- Wait. So I'm getting the last cape of the year?
261
00:11:17,887 --> 00:11:22,433
I am so armed-- I mean, honored.
262
00:11:22,475 --> 00:11:24,894
- There's gotta be some mistake.
263
00:11:24,935 --> 00:11:27,271
Here, check the name again. It's Phoebe. P-h-o...
264
00:11:27,313 --> 00:11:29,106
- There's no mistake.
265
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Max's unexpected act of heroism
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catapulted him to to the top of the list.
267
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- ...e-b-e.
268
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As in Phoebe should get that cape.
269
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- I'll see you all at Max's cape ceremony.
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Super President Kickbutt out!
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- Phoebe, I know it's hard, but...
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try to be happy for Max.
273
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- But you guys do realize that for Max to save that kid,
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he went to a party...
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at our school...
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on a roof.
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- Ah, that's just Max.
278
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- Well, the old Max.
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- Good riddance to that guy.
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- Now if you'd have gone to that party,
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you'd be in big trouble, but you didn't...
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'cause you're a good girl.
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- Now I can say it, Barb.
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All our kids are good!
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- Come on, we've got a cape ceremony to plan!
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- HANK: Oh!
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- What? I did you a favor.
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Now you don't have to lend me those weapons anymore--
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'cause I can get 'em myself.
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You're welcome.
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- Billy!
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You ate all the granola.
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How are we supposed to survive without food?
294
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- That was food?
295
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- Oh, hey, guys.
296
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Are you still out here?
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I totally forgot.
298
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Since I'm here, would you like this giant cookie I baked?
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- Yes!
300
00:13:06,537 --> 00:13:07,829
- Billy, stop!
301
00:13:07,871 --> 00:13:10,416
He's trying to trick us into going into the house.
302
00:13:10,458 --> 00:13:12,752
He doesn't want us to break his record.
303
00:13:12,794 --> 00:13:15,338
- Did I forget to mention I baked little cookies
304
00:13:15,379 --> 00:13:19,133
inside the big cookie?
305
00:13:19,175 --> 00:13:23,596
- There's inside cookies?
306
00:13:23,638 --> 00:13:27,933
- We're not playing your hunger games, old man.
307
00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:30,728
- Fine! But you'll never get my trophy.
308
00:13:30,770 --> 00:13:33,690
Or this! - [shoe thudding cookie]
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00:13:40,446 --> 00:13:42,532
- Oh, if I can prove Max is still evil,
310
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he'll never get that cape--and I will.
311
00:13:45,827 --> 00:13:49,121
- You won't find anything. Max covered his tracks.
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He's become the face for reformed teen villains.
313
00:13:58,005 --> 00:14:00,049
- Oh, yeah? Well, if he's so reformed,
314
00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:03,427
then why is his Dark Mayhem poster right under this one?
315
00:14:07,139 --> 00:14:10,226
- Here comes Captain Happy Pants now.
316
00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:12,102
- Hey! Hey! Phoebs!
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- Stuff it, Max.
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- Easy. We don't use that kind of language
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down here in the Hero Lounge.
320
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- Max, you've gotta stop this.
321
00:14:20,486 --> 00:14:22,488
Sometimes when a supervillain pretends to be good,
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00:14:22,530 --> 00:14:25,157
he becomes good without even knowing it.
323
00:14:25,199 --> 00:14:27,117
It happened to the Big Belly Bandit.
324
00:14:27,159 --> 00:14:28,494
- Who?
325
00:14:28,536 --> 00:14:34,083
- You know him by his new name--Santa Claus.
326
00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:35,877
- Colosso, relax.
327
00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:37,879
I told you already I'm just acting like this
328
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,714
until I get those weapons.
329
00:14:39,756 --> 00:14:41,382
Now you guys hang in there.
330
00:14:41,424 --> 00:14:45,469
If I can do it, so can you.
331
00:14:45,511 --> 00:14:48,431
- It's too much! You're just reading posters!
332
00:14:48,472 --> 00:14:50,725
- MAX: Teamwork!
333
00:14:50,767 --> 00:14:52,976
- He's taking this too far.
334
00:14:53,018 --> 00:14:54,144
- Mmmm, I don't know.
335
00:14:54,186 --> 00:14:57,815
With my help, he can go a little further.
336
00:14:57,857 --> 00:14:59,149
- What does that mean?
337
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Get back here!
338
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Max always shares his plans with me!
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- ♪
340
00:15:07,742 --> 00:15:10,912
- Such a help, Mr. Hero Man.
341
00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:12,830
- When I see a damsel in distress,
342
00:15:12,872 --> 00:15:15,833
I come a-runnin'. - Oh...
343
00:15:20,755 --> 00:15:23,382
- Helping mom, huh? Maybe Colosso was right.
344
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When you pretend to be good, you actually become good.
345
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- Please. My heart is as black as ever.
346
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- [coaster zooming]
347
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- Really? If you're still so evil,
348
00:15:33,267 --> 00:15:34,685
then why are you using a coaster?
349
00:15:34,727 --> 00:15:38,606
- I've never used a coaster in my life.
350
00:15:38,648 --> 00:15:39,899
How'd that get there?
351
00:15:39,941 --> 00:15:42,401
- COMPUTER VOICE: Alert! Alert!
352
00:15:42,443 --> 00:15:45,028
Cable technicians approaching.
353
00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:47,698
- Oh, ho, ho! I know who this is!
354
00:15:54,497 --> 00:15:58,083
- [scanner humming]
355
00:15:58,125 --> 00:15:59,961
- Perimeter's secure.
356
00:16:03,422 --> 00:16:05,132
- [velcro ripping]
357
00:16:07,343 --> 00:16:10,471
- Super President Kickbutt, always a pleasure.
358
00:16:10,513 --> 00:16:14,350
- It's a tremendous day for the Thunderman family.
359
00:16:14,391 --> 00:16:17,812
Simone, I asked you to wear your super suit.
360
00:16:17,854 --> 00:16:21,774
- You're not the president of my closet.
361
00:16:21,816 --> 00:16:23,526
- Sorry about my daughter.
362
00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:25,736
She has a bit of a dark side.
363
00:16:25,778 --> 00:16:27,989
I'm hoping Max can inspire her.
364
00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:30,783
- Oh, well, he inspires us every day.
365
00:16:30,825 --> 00:16:33,661
Well, since yesterday.
366
00:16:35,454 --> 00:16:39,458
- You're probably wondering where Billy and Nora are.
367
00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:41,293
- Who?
368
00:16:41,335 --> 00:16:43,337
- You're right.
369
00:16:43,379 --> 00:16:46,382
I'll let them know you insisted I bring them inside.
370
00:16:46,423 --> 00:16:49,844
- Hey, hey, hey, Super Prez. I love your hair.
371
00:16:49,886 --> 00:16:52,013
- Max is still getting the cape. - Okay. Good talk.
372
00:16:54,807 --> 00:16:56,600
- Billy! Nora!
373
00:16:56,642 --> 00:17:01,981
Super President Kickbutt is here and has ordered you two inside.
374
00:17:02,023 --> 00:17:03,900
- Super President Kickbutt is here?
375
00:17:03,941 --> 00:17:05,317
Yeah, right.
376
00:17:05,359 --> 00:17:09,739
- She's here because Max is getting his superhero cape.
377
00:17:09,780 --> 00:17:11,156
- BOTH: [laughing]
378
00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:13,993
- You're pathetic.
379
00:17:14,035 --> 00:17:17,162
We'll come inside after we erase you from the history books.
380
00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:28,716
- Dr. Colosso. - Evelyn.
381
00:17:28,758 --> 00:17:32,386
- PHOEBE: [powers zapping] - SIMONE: Whoa!
382
00:17:32,428 --> 00:17:33,763
- ALL: [applauding] - Name's Simone.
383
00:17:33,804 --> 00:17:35,056
And, no, I don't have a boyfriend.
384
00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:37,558
[laughing]
385
00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:43,146
- Good catch.
386
00:17:43,188 --> 00:17:45,190
Your hero instincts kicked in pretty fast just then.
387
00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:47,109
- Those weren't hero instincts.
388
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:49,194
Those were my evil guy
389
00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:52,322
pretending-to-be-a-hero instinct.
390
00:17:52,364 --> 00:17:54,116
I'm in character.
391
00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:57,954
- Or is the character in you?
392
00:17:57,995 --> 00:18:01,749
- Okay, there's no way I'll ever be good.
393
00:18:01,791 --> 00:18:04,752
See mom's ham she's been slow-roasting for two days?
394
00:18:04,794 --> 00:18:07,463
- [powers zapping] - [ham thudding]
395
00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:09,423
- Now would a real hero do that?
396
00:18:09,465 --> 00:18:14,261
- Holy flying pig, yes!
397
00:18:14,303 --> 00:18:15,721
- MAX: What the heck?
398
00:18:15,763 --> 00:18:20,434
- Thanks, Max! You're a hero!
399
00:18:20,476 --> 00:18:22,061
- Look at that.
400
00:18:22,103 --> 00:18:24,313
Even when you try being bad, it turns out good.
401
00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:26,356
- No, no, that's not what I--
402
00:18:26,398 --> 00:18:27,900
Can't we just--
403
00:18:27,942 --> 00:18:31,278
Get outta my head!
404
00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:35,449
- We gather here today to bestow upon Max Thunderman
405
00:18:35,491 --> 00:18:38,452
his superhero cape!
406
00:18:38,494 --> 00:18:41,914
- Not gonna happen, President Stinkbutt!
407
00:18:41,956 --> 00:18:45,668
- [laughing] That's what I used to call her.
408
00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:47,377
- Max, what are you doing?
409
00:18:47,419 --> 00:18:49,379
- I am not a superhero.
410
00:18:49,421 --> 00:18:50,881
- Aw, he's got cape fear.
411
00:18:50,923 --> 00:18:53,300
Don't worry, honey, it happens to all of us.
412
00:18:53,342 --> 00:18:55,094
Come on, put your cape on for mommy.
413
00:18:55,136 --> 00:18:56,679
- No!
414
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:59,140
I am evil and always have been.
415
00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:00,724
And President Kickbutt here
416
00:19:00,766 --> 00:19:02,768
is gonna take me to get some weapons!
417
00:19:02,810 --> 00:19:04,937
- PRESIDENT KICKBUTT: [gasping]
418
00:19:04,979 --> 00:19:07,397
You realize you're making a horrible mistake, right?
419
00:19:07,439 --> 00:19:09,525
- Zip it, Evelyn.
420
00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:11,527
- SIMONE: Kick butt!
421
00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:13,487
- MAX: Ah! [zooming]
422
00:19:13,529 --> 00:19:15,572
- [plaster thudding]
423
00:19:15,614 --> 00:19:18,117
- Yeah! That felt awesome!
424
00:19:21,537 --> 00:19:23,747
- Our bellies are full.
425
00:19:23,789 --> 00:19:27,084
Nothing can stop us now from breaking dad's record.
426
00:19:27,126 --> 00:19:28,293
- MAX: Ahhhhhh!
427
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:30,754
- [heavy thud]
428
00:19:30,796 --> 00:19:33,549
- BOTH: [screaming]
429
00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:41,932
- Super President Kickbutt, my sincere apologies.
430
00:19:41,974 --> 00:19:44,351
My son's behavior was unacceptable.
431
00:19:44,393 --> 00:19:46,562
If anything, the Thundermans
432
00:19:46,603 --> 00:19:50,399
are pillars of dignity and respect.
433
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,902
- NORA & BILLY: [screaming]
434
00:19:52,943 --> 00:19:56,238
- Ha, ha, you two came in ten seconds too soon!
435
00:19:56,279 --> 00:19:57,656
Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.
436
00:19:57,698 --> 00:19:59,366
Ma record still stands!
437
00:19:59,408 --> 00:20:02,161
Too bad! So sad!
438
00:20:02,203 --> 00:20:03,495
- NORA: [powers zapping]
439
00:20:03,537 --> 00:20:06,123
- HANK: [screaming]
440
00:20:06,165 --> 00:20:09,168
Oh...oh...oh...
441
00:20:09,210 --> 00:20:13,380
- Too bad! - So sad!
442
00:20:13,422 --> 00:20:15,883
- This place is a mad house.
443
00:20:15,925 --> 00:20:19,220
- I could not agree more. So, about my cape ceremony.
444
00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:22,389
Should we reschedule or just roll on into it right now?
445
00:20:22,431 --> 00:20:26,894
- I'm giving the cape to the person who just saved me.
446
00:20:26,936 --> 00:20:30,814
- Wait, Simone? - Mm-hm. S-i-m--
447
00:20:30,856 --> 00:20:33,234
- I know how it's spelled! - SIMONE: [laughing]
448
00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:36,904
- Super President Kickbutt out! [snapping fingers]
449
00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:40,783
- PHOEBE: [groaning]
450
00:20:40,824 --> 00:20:44,787
- [whining] Oh, mommy, I need a hug.
451
00:20:44,828 --> 00:20:46,163
- Don't "Mommy" me.
452
00:20:46,205 --> 00:20:48,457
You just embarrassed our entire family.
453
00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:50,417
- Me? What about Phoebe?
454
00:20:50,459 --> 00:20:52,628
She's the one who saved that dumb kid from falling.
455
00:20:52,669 --> 00:20:54,546
She's the real embarrassment. - Wait.
456
00:20:54,588 --> 00:20:56,966
- What was that?
457
00:20:57,007 --> 00:20:59,093
- Uh...
458
00:20:59,135 --> 00:21:02,138
Clearly, he is delirious from the butt trauma.
459
00:21:04,306 --> 00:21:06,183
Okay, fine.
460
00:21:06,225 --> 00:21:08,351
I'm the one who saved the kid at that party.
461
00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:10,562
- Phoebe, why?
462
00:21:10,604 --> 00:21:12,481
- Because he was falling?
463
00:21:12,522 --> 00:21:15,567
- No, I mean, why'd you let Max take credit for your save?
464
00:21:15,609 --> 00:21:16,944
- Well, I didn't want you guys to know
465
00:21:16,986 --> 00:21:18,279
I snuck out to the party.
466
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,906
Look, I'm really sorry I lied. It's just that...
467
00:21:20,948 --> 00:21:23,033
I really want my superhero cape,
468
00:21:23,075 --> 00:21:25,911
but I also wanna be out there dancin' on rooftops.
469
00:21:25,953 --> 00:21:28,413
- You've been on more than one rooftop?
470
00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:31,208
- I got this.
471
00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:32,793
It's okay, sweetie.
472
00:21:32,835 --> 00:21:34,128
I mean, part of being a superhero
473
00:21:34,170 --> 00:21:37,589
is juggling your hero life with your regular life.
474
00:21:37,631 --> 00:21:38,841
You'll get your cape.
475
00:21:38,882 --> 00:21:41,260
It just may take longer.
476
00:21:41,302 --> 00:21:43,179
- Thanks, Mom.
477
00:21:43,220 --> 00:21:45,555
So, does that mean if there's another rooftop party,
478
00:21:45,597 --> 00:21:48,433
I can go? - Oh, sure.
479
00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:49,685
As a matter of fact,
480
00:21:49,726 --> 00:21:52,813
there's one happenin' right now on our roof.
481
00:21:52,855 --> 00:21:55,524
You can patch that Max-shaped hole
482
00:21:55,565 --> 00:21:57,734
while Max sits here and watches.
483
00:21:57,776 --> 00:21:59,486
- What? Sits and watches?
484
00:21:59,528 --> 00:22:01,030
How is that a punishment?
485
00:22:01,071 --> 00:22:03,740
- Max, sit.
486
00:22:03,782 --> 00:22:07,244
- [screaming] Oh, my butt!
487
00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:20,590
- ♪
488
00:22:20,632 --> 00:22:30,642
- ♪
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