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- Oh, my gosh, Link.
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You got me jelly jams from Metroburg.
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How did you know I wanted these?
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- I kinda caught on after your 20 texts.
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- [cell phone beeping] - Twenty-one!
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- Ha, you're on a slow network. Expect about 35 more of those.
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Now stand back-- these can get messy.
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[filling splooshing] - Mm!
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- Oh. - So good.
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- Link brought you jelly jams?
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He's so cool.
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- Ah, I don't see it.
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- I also got you guys some.
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- Link's the best!
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- You are so thoughtful and generous.
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- And boring and dull and toothy.
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- Oh, that's right. Max lives here, too.
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- Hey, don't worry.
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I'll just politely ask him to leave.
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You're the worst. Get out.
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- Gladly. I'm taking these with me.
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- [powers zapping]
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- I did not super-stretch the top half of my body
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to Metroburg just so he could come in and steal my jams!
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I got run over three times!
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- Okay, just ignore him
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and we'll paint his face while he takes his afternoon nap.
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- Not this time, Phoebe.
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[arms squeaking] - Hey!
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Let go of these jams!
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- What is your problem?
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- My problem is the son of Evil Man should be evil,
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not buying delicious baked goods for goofy girls.
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By the way, you're the goofy girl.
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Unhand the jams, nerd! - LINK: Never!
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- I mean it--let go!
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- [heavy thud] - Ha. Ha.
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I do not get what you see in this guy.
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- ♪
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♪ What you see ♪
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♪ Is not what you get ♪
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♪ Livin' our lives with a secret ♪
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♪ We fit right in ♪
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♪ Bet you never guessed ♪
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♪ 'Cause we're livin' our lives ♪
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♪ Just like all the rest ♪
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♪ A picture perfect family ♪
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♪ Is what we try to be ♪
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♪ Look closer, you might see ♪
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♪ The crazy things we do ♪
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♪ This isn't make believe ♪
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♪ It's our reality ♪
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♪ Just your average family ♪
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♪ Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble ♪
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♪ Livin' a double life ♪
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- Here's your towel, honey.
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I can't wash these things fast enough
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since you've been going to yoga so often.
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- It's "broga," Barb. Yoga for bros.
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I'm sorry, you bend this body, it is gonna sweat.
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- [laughing]
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- [grunting]
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- Well, you have a good workout, my little bendy bear.
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- You know me-- "Namaste" fit for you.
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- [laughing]
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Phoebe, what's wrong?
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- It's Link. I miss him so much.
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- Sweetie, I'm so sorry.
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You know, I had a feeling it wouldn't last.
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- What? No. We're still together.
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- [gulping water]
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- Every time Link comes over, buttface Max runs him off.
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- Now, Phoebe, your brother's not a buttface.
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- [chomping apple]
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What?
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Take a picture. It lasts longer.
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- Already did.
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As great as it was painting butt cheeks on his face cheeks,
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I'd rather have Link here.
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I just wish he and Max didn't hate each other so much.
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- Yeah, I don't know what to tell you.
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- So, you're saying if I set up a play date for Max and Link,
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they might like each other and my problem would be solved?
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- Huh?
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Uh, uh, sure, I said that.
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- Mom, you are awesome! Thank you so much.
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- Uh, Mom of the Year!
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- ...99, 100! Ready or not, here I come.
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[zooming]
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- ♪
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- Found you.
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- Took ya long enough.
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- Didn't dad just leave for yoga?
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Why is he sneaking back in?
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- What dad does is none of our business.
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- BOTH: [giggling]
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- Come on, let's go follow him.
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- HANK: [laughing]
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- What's he doing in the closet?
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- Maybe he thinks it's the bathroom.
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It happens to the best of us.
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Ready?
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- Gotcha!
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That's weird.
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Where'd he go?
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- I don't know.
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- He's gotta be here somewhere.
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- Hey, you. - Hey.
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Ready to go see that movie?
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I wouldn't mind getting outta here before Max shows up.
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- Whaddup, losers?
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- Too late.
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- So, where's this giant Bigfoot you texted me about?
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'Cause all I see is "The Missing Link."
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- Okay, full disclosure-- we're not going to the movies
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and Bigfoot doesn't exist, you big dummy.
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I was hoping the guy I like
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and the brother I am forced to put up with
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could play a game of basketball and maybe try to get along.
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- I guess, if it means this much to you,
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I'm willing to try.
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- Phoebe...
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I am not willing to try.
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But I am willing to kick this loser's butt at basketball.
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- Ha. Not gonna happen, dude.
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- Oh, yeah?
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- [arm squeaking]
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- Whoa, you play dirty.
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I like it.
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- And that is how you start a beautiful friendship.
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- [filling splooshing]
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- I don't get it.
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It's not like a grown man can disappear.
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- Not unless he's Invisiman, Dr. Vanish, Ghost Cowboy,
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Vapor Dude-- - I meant dad.
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- Well, he's not here, but I do smell him.
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Wait, I think it's just these stinky shoes.
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Whoa.
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We're pushing that, right?
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- It's too red not to push.
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- [gasping]
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A secret room.
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I cannot wait to see what treasures lie inside.
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Ew.
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- Go! Go! Goal! [laughing]
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- I'd laugh if it was someone else's dad.
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- Oh, hey, kids.
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Ahhhhh!
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Kids, uh...
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Look at this room...
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we all just found at the same time.
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- Save it, Dad.
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What is this place?
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- [sighing] All right.
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I'm gonna level with you.
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This is my top secret superhero surveillance room.
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Right now, I'm making sure
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everyone's safe at this soccer game.
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- Dad, you're the best.
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I wanna be just like you.
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- Billy, look around.
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How is a buffalo wing vending machine
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keeping people safe?
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And look at his face.
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He's lying.
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- Huh. Well, he's still onto something
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with this no pants thing.
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- All right, fine, it's my Thunderman Cave.
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When I tell your mom I'm going to yoga,
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I sneak up here for a little peace and quiet and--
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Come on, ref!
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This sanctuary has to be our secret.
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We can't tell mom.
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- Of course.
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We would never tell mom about our Thunderman Cave.
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- Our Thunderman Cave?
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- Best secret room ever!
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- Fore!
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- Whaddup, Stretch? - Nothin' much, Cheat Breath.
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- This is nice--now that you and Max are cool with each other,
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we've been able to hang out here.
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- Yeah, he's not so bad.
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[laughing] Except at basketball.
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I've been beating him all week.
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- Wow, he really does like you.
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Usually, when someone beats him, he frames them for a felony.
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- [laughing]
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Oh, you're serious?
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- We brought dinner.
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- Hey, Dad, can you take us to yoga?
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- Didn't you go to yoga this morning?
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- Yep, we also went after lunch.
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I'm getting awesome at darts.
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Pinball! Golf!
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Yoga stuff!
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- I think we've had enough yoga for one week.
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Sometimes too much of a good thing
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can be annoying.
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- Maybe Mom can take us.
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I bet she'd love to see the...yoga studio.
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- On second thought, I'll take you.
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Can't ever be too flexible.
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- [bones cracking] - Ow!
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- Hey, Link, are you still on for playing video games?
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- If you're still on for losing.
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- BOTH: [laughing]
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- Look at you two bros.
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Talkin' smack, keepin' it real,
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gettin' all chum-chuminay.
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Okay, I may have made that last one up.
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- I can't believe they actually became friends.
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- I know, but Link is so nice, he can be friends with anybody.
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- Yeah, well, let's hope some of his niceness
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rubs off on Max and not the other way around, am I right?
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- [laughing] What do you mean?
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- I...I was just making a joke
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about Max's evil ways rubbing off on Link.
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- Link could never be evil. - No, of course not.
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Although his father was nice
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before he got all buddy-buddy with Dark Man.
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But Link's fine. He's a good kid.
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- Yeah, a good kid.
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- [arm squeaking]
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- Whoa, you play dirty.
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I like it.
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What say I turn you evil.
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- Well, I am a good kid.
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But now that we're buddy-buddy,
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what are we waiting for?
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- BOTH: [evil laughter]
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- The good thing is you can trust Link
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and that's the foundation of every relationship.
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I mean, look at me and your father, you know?
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We're all about trust.
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There's nothing that he hides from me.
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Uh, we have no secrets, you know,
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and if you're gonna have any kind of future with Link,
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you have to trust that you have no secrets.
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- You're right, Mom. I trust Link.
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- Good. - Max, not so much.
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- I took a big chance making you my evil lieutenant, Link.
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You're not gonna let me down, are you?
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- I'd never betray the dark side.
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- Whoa, Link, in that cloak,
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you look exactly like your father.
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He's toothy, too.
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- Max, sooner or later,
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I've gotta tell Phoebe what we've been up to.
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- Dude, no.
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If you tell Phoebe you joined my evil brotherhood,
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she's only gonna make trouble for us.
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- Now come on--let's go take down our enemies.
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- You're not goin' anywhere.
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Whoa-a-a-a!
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- [heavy thud]
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- First time on a slide?
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- No.
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Yes.
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- COLOSSO: [laughing]
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- Colosso, I forgot my map. Have you seen it?
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Colosso?
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Who froze you?
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- I did!
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- Ahh! - [heavy thud]
265
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- That's for turning Link evil.
266
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- There's something seriously wrong with you.
267
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- Flower Park? What terrible things do you have Link doing
268
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in this park after dark?
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- Zip it, rhymy.
270
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You don't know what you're talking about.
271
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- Oh, really? I heard all about your evil brotherhood
272
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and how you're gonna take down your enemies tonight.
273
00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:39,843
- Okay, you kinda know what you're talking about.
274
00:12:39,885 --> 00:12:41,471
- Yeah, I am not letting you get to Link.
275
00:12:41,512 --> 00:12:42,597
So, if you wanna leave this room,
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you've gotta go through me.
277
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- [blowing icy air]
278
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Or I can go around you.
279
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[blowing hot air]
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- Brrr! Brrr!
281
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Watch out, Max, Phoebe heard everything and--
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Oh, never mind.
283
00:13:03,242 --> 00:13:04,910
- Hey, what took you so long?
284
00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:08,623
- I kinda ran into Phoebe.
285
00:13:08,665 --> 00:13:11,417
- You know what? I think it's time I tell her what's going on.
286
00:13:11,459 --> 00:13:12,502
- Wait! No, you can't...
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because...
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I already told her.
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- You did?
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Was she cool with it? - Super cool.
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Cold, even. - Oh, great.
292
00:13:24,639 --> 00:13:26,223
Well, then, I don't feel bad about bringing this--
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like you asked. - [gasping]
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Evil Man's Ring of Suffering.
295
00:13:30,102 --> 00:13:31,521
We'll use it to subdue our enemies--
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just like your dad did.
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Evil laugh with me into the night.
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[evil laughter] - LINK: [evil laugher]
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- From your gut like this. - BOTH: [evil laughter]
300
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- It works, huh?
301
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- Pull! - [powers zapping]
302
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- Pull! - [powers zapping]
303
00:13:49,038 --> 00:13:51,457
- Enough!
304
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You two have destroyed my peace and quiet and my man swag.
305
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Stop it or I will--
306
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- Tell mom about your secret man cave?
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00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:04,387
- I was gonna say kick you out of here,
308
00:14:04,428 --> 00:14:08,098
but clearly you're the one in charge.
309
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- Get ready, Nora. Two at once.
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- [powers zapping]
311
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- [electrical sizzling] - [metal door slams]
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- What's that mean, Dad?
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- The Hero League wanted us to have a safe place
314
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if villains attacked, so they designed
315
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this thundertanium- reinforced panic room.
316
00:14:24,281 --> 00:14:27,159
- So we're supposed to panic now?!
317
00:14:27,201 --> 00:14:31,288
- No, I'll just open the door by typing in the code.
318
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- [electrical sizzling]
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- All right, Billy, you can panic now.
320
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- Got it. Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
321
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- Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. There is another way out.
322
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A huge power surge outside could open the door,
323
00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:47,889
and the only person who can do that is...
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- ALL: Mom.
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- Oh.
326
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:56,063
- What are you waiting for? Call mom already.
327
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- Yeah, she'll understand why you've been lying to her
328
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so you can eat meat in your underwear.
329
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- Only in my dreams, Billy.
330
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New plan. - Dad.
331
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- That door might be made out of
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the strongest metal in the world,
333
00:15:10,327 --> 00:15:11,913
but there is nothing stronger than a man
334
00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:14,874
afraid of getting caught by his wife!
335
00:15:14,916 --> 00:15:16,250
[roaring]
336
00:15:16,292 --> 00:15:18,210
- [heavy thud]
337
00:15:20,588 --> 00:15:23,966
- Give me...my phone.
338
00:15:28,638 --> 00:15:30,723
- Yes, Hank, I'm right outside.
339
00:15:30,765 --> 00:15:33,267
I don't even know what you're doing in the panic room,
340
00:15:33,309 --> 00:15:37,605
but stand back, mama's about to release the kraken.
341
00:15:37,647 --> 00:15:41,692
Ask the kids. They'll know what that means.
342
00:15:41,734 --> 00:15:46,656
[powers zapping]
343
00:15:48,741 --> 00:15:51,619
- COLOSSO: Whoa! Oh! Oh!
344
00:15:51,661 --> 00:15:53,788
- Whoa. What just happened?
345
00:15:53,830 --> 00:15:55,957
- I'm guessing your mother released the kraken.
346
00:15:58,626 --> 00:16:03,297
- Max froze me! - And you froze me, ice witch!
347
00:16:03,339 --> 00:16:05,382
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to yell.
348
00:16:05,424 --> 00:16:08,886
But you have to admit you're annoying.
349
00:16:08,928 --> 00:16:10,554
Admit it. Admit it!
350
00:16:10,596 --> 00:16:14,433
- [powers zapping] Yes!
351
00:16:14,475 --> 00:16:17,812
Hank, Billy, Nora, are you ok--
352
00:16:17,854 --> 00:16:21,524
What happened to the panic room?
353
00:16:21,565 --> 00:16:25,903
- Yeah, you two wanna explain this?
354
00:16:25,945 --> 00:16:27,864
- Nice try, Hank.
355
00:16:27,905 --> 00:16:30,449
A putting green. Jumbo screen. The pinball machine.
356
00:16:30,491 --> 00:16:33,786
This was your original plan for our bedroom.
357
00:16:33,828 --> 00:16:36,455
- Okay, I turned this place into a man cave,
358
00:16:36,497 --> 00:16:40,292
so I could have some "Hank" time.
359
00:16:40,334 --> 00:16:42,461
- And then Billy found out his secret
360
00:16:42,503 --> 00:16:46,089
and the two of them dragged me into their world of lies.
361
00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:50,553
World of lies!
362
00:16:50,594 --> 00:16:54,181
Anybody buying this? No?
363
00:16:54,223 --> 00:16:58,143
- I'm sorry I lied to you, Barb. Can you forgive me?
364
00:16:58,185 --> 00:16:59,937
- You know, I could look past
365
00:16:59,979 --> 00:17:01,689
your sneaking around and your lies,
366
00:17:01,731 --> 00:17:04,149
but you know what I can't look past?
367
00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:07,528
That amazing buffalo wings vending machine!
368
00:17:07,570 --> 00:17:09,572
Why would you hide this from me?
369
00:17:12,324 --> 00:17:15,661
- Wait, you're not mad about dad having a secret room?
370
00:17:15,703 --> 00:17:17,120
- Oh, no, we have four kids,
371
00:17:17,162 --> 00:17:19,957
none of whom will ever find my Fortress of Barbitude.
372
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:22,668
But a buffalo wings machine.
373
00:17:22,710 --> 00:17:25,838
Ooh, I'll have some of those and some of these.
374
00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:27,757
Oh, mango habanero!
375
00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:37,683
- Where are they?
376
00:17:37,725 --> 00:17:40,185
- MAX: We are here!
377
00:17:46,442 --> 00:17:49,194
Brothers!
378
00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:51,405
And Joni.
379
00:17:51,447 --> 00:17:53,074
Your Duke of Darkness
380
00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:56,619
commands you to chant the words of our evil brotherhood
381
00:17:56,660 --> 00:18:01,457
as we prepare to take down the keepers of the light.
382
00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:04,126
- OTHERS: All hail the Duke of Darkness!
383
00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:07,088
For there is none more evil or handsome.
384
00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:10,716
- I like that.
385
00:18:10,758 --> 00:18:14,428
Lieutenant, step forward.
386
00:18:14,470 --> 00:18:21,310
Present me the Ring of Suffering.
387
00:18:21,351 --> 00:18:27,108
Yes, with the Ring of Suffering we'll be unstoppable.
388
00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:30,611
- Let's get evil!
389
00:18:30,653 --> 00:18:32,529
- Not on my watch, you won't.
390
00:18:32,571 --> 00:18:35,616
- An intruder. She must be a spy from the light side.
391
00:18:35,658 --> 00:18:40,287
Get her! - Wait, no!
392
00:18:40,329 --> 00:18:42,331
- [thudding, crashing]
393
00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:43,916
- Oh, no.
394
00:18:46,794 --> 00:18:51,381
- Well, that was a lot easier than I thought it would be.
395
00:18:51,423 --> 00:18:53,134
- Phoebe, what are you doing here?
396
00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:54,885
- Link, I came to un-brainwash you.
397
00:18:54,927 --> 00:18:56,679
You can't be evil.
398
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:58,931
You're super cute and you bring me jelly jams.
399
00:18:58,973 --> 00:19:01,308
- I thought you told her. - He didn't have to tell me.
400
00:19:01,350 --> 00:19:03,310
I know exactly what's going on here.
401
00:19:03,352 --> 00:19:05,729
- Um, is this your first time LARPing?
402
00:19:05,771 --> 00:19:10,860
Take it down a notch, Kicki Minaj.
403
00:19:10,901 --> 00:19:13,154
- I'm sorry. LARPing?
404
00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:15,197
- It's a Live Action Role Play game, Phoebe,
405
00:19:15,238 --> 00:19:17,700
and you ruined it.
406
00:19:17,741 --> 00:19:20,494
I'm the leader of the Dark Realm.
407
00:19:20,536 --> 00:19:22,371
- Wait, I thought you were the Duke of Darkness.
408
00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:26,167
- It's the same thing!
409
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:27,751
For them, this is a game.
410
00:19:27,793 --> 00:19:31,547
But I get to be a supervillain out in the open and I like it.
411
00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:36,177
- Oh, I get it. You're a giant nerd.
412
00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:42,850
- No, they're the giant nerds. I'm the guy with the ring.
413
00:19:42,892 --> 00:19:44,685
The Ring of Suffering!
414
00:19:44,727 --> 00:19:50,733
- OTHERS: You are evil and handsome.
415
00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:52,860
- Brotherhood, regroup.
416
00:19:52,902 --> 00:19:55,487
Costume check.
417
00:19:55,529 --> 00:19:57,239
- Link, I am so, so sorry.
418
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,449
I thought Max turned you evil and I'd lost you.
419
00:19:59,491 --> 00:20:01,202
- Phoebe, you know me better than that by now.
420
00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:02,786
- Yeah, but I also know him.
421
00:20:02,828 --> 00:20:03,996
- Kiss the ring.
422
00:20:04,038 --> 00:20:08,042
Kiss it!
423
00:20:08,084 --> 00:20:10,252
- I'm not gonna stop you guys, if you wanna keep playing,
424
00:20:10,293 --> 00:20:11,795
and I won't keep you from being friends.
425
00:20:11,837 --> 00:20:14,464
- Look, I only became friends with Max for us.
426
00:20:14,506 --> 00:20:16,633
If putting up with his lies and playing his stupid games
427
00:20:16,675 --> 00:20:19,136
means you and I get to hang out,
428
00:20:19,178 --> 00:20:21,097
then it's worth it.
429
00:20:21,138 --> 00:20:23,640
- Stupid games?!
430
00:20:23,682 --> 00:20:29,438
From the heart of Hades, I stab at thee!
431
00:20:29,479 --> 00:20:30,898
- You can't stab your own lieutenant.
432
00:20:30,940 --> 00:20:31,774
- Join him!
433
00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:36,486
- Dude, we're on the same team.
434
00:20:36,528 --> 00:20:39,073
- I was done with you once I got your dad's ring.
435
00:20:39,115 --> 00:20:40,741
Enjoy the afterlife!
436
00:20:43,702 --> 00:20:46,705
- The "afterlife" is the picnic table with punch and cookies.
437
00:20:48,958 --> 00:20:50,876
- WHITE WARRIORS: [roaring]
438
00:20:50,918 --> 00:20:52,502
- The light side approacheth.
439
00:20:52,544 --> 00:20:55,172
Attack! - [grunts of combat]
440
00:20:56,590 --> 00:20:57,925
- Oh, don't worry.
441
00:20:57,967 --> 00:20:59,718
I'll get your dad's ring back during his next nap.
442
00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:01,887
- That thing? It's my little sister's.
443
00:21:01,929 --> 00:21:04,556
It's actually made out of candy.
444
00:21:04,598 --> 00:21:08,393
- Behold the power of the ring!
445
00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:09,979
- [grunts of combat]
446
00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:16,777
- ♪
447
00:21:19,571 --> 00:21:21,615
- Yes! - You high scored, Billy!
448
00:21:25,161 --> 00:21:26,662
- MAX: [powers zapping]
449
00:21:28,622 --> 00:21:31,708
Looks like you missed again, Bubble Gum Arms.
450
00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:35,171
- Mom, Max is bothering me and Link.
451
00:21:35,212 --> 00:21:36,672
- Max, leave them alone
452
00:21:36,713 --> 00:21:39,133
and bring me some more Chipotle Ranch.
453
00:21:45,055 --> 00:21:49,143
- I finally understand her and dad's relationship.
454
00:21:49,185 --> 00:21:50,769
- Hey, where is your dad?
455
00:21:50,811 --> 00:21:52,688
- [clicks on TV]
456
00:21:54,982 --> 00:21:59,695
Finally, some peace and quiet.
457
00:21:59,736 --> 00:22:01,280
Oh! Oh! Oh!
458
00:22:01,322 --> 00:22:05,242
Yeah, touchdown!
459
00:22:05,284 --> 00:22:08,954
- ♪
460
00:22:11,957 --> 00:22:21,967
- ♪
461
00:22:22,009 --> 00:22:27,639
- ♪
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