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- Uh, excuse me?
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Ma'am, you're in the wrong house.
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- Ha. Ha.
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Your Mom suggested I treat myself for my birthday.
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- So, you bought yourself a skirt?
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- Your father's gonna play a round of golf in Scotland
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and the kilt is traditional dress.
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- Hm, traditionally, you should shave your legs
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before you wear a dress.
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- What the kids mean to say is...
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- ALL: Happy Birthday, Dad!
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- Aw, it means so much to me that your Mom made you say it.
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Well, I'd better get going so I don't miss my tee time.
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Thunderman, away! - [loud thud]
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- Man skirt! Nobody look up!
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- ♪
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♪ What you see ♪
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♪ Is not what you get ♪
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♪ Livin' our lives with a secret ♪
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♪ We fit right in ♪
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♪ Bet you never guessed ♪
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♪ 'Cause we're livin' our lives ♪
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♪ Just like all the rest ♪
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♪ A picture perfect family ♪
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♪ Is what we try to be ♪
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♪ Look closer, you might see ♪
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♪ The crazy things we do ♪
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♪ This isn't make believe ♪
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♪ It's our reality ♪
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♪ Just your average family ♪
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♪ Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble ♪
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♪ Livin' a double life ♪
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- ♪
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- Okay, your Dad's gonna be gone all day.
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That gives us time to set up the perfect party
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and make up for last year.
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- HANK: [groaning]
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- I'm sorry, Hank.
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I thought fish was supposed to smell like this.
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- ALL: [sadly] Happy Birthday, Dad...
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- [ambulance siren wailing]
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- I know this is kind of weird,
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but I really want fish sticks right now.
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- Don't worry, Mom. Max and I wanna do our part this year.
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- Yeah, I guess the big guy does deserve one birthday
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that doesn't end up on a stretcher.
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- Billy, Nora and I will handle the cake,
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gift-wrapping and decorations.
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- I'll blow up the rubber bubbles.
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- Don't you mean balloons?
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- Balloons! [zooming]
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- All I need from you two
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is to pick up your Dad's birthday watch at the mall.
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- That's it? - Zip it, Phoebe.
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They have three things to do. We only have one.
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- And don't get distracted at the mall.
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Be back as soon as you can
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and remember the party's a surprise.
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- [zooming] Surprise!
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- Whose turn is it to explain things to Billy?
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- Looks like I'm up. See you guys in a few hours.
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- ♪
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- So, that was women's perfume
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that girl sprayed you with. [laughing]
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- Yeah, for the second time, I realize that.
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- Well, at least we got Dad's watch.
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- Yeah, with time to spare--
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which is why I called Oyster.
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- What's up, dude? - Hey!
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- OYSTER: [sniffing]
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You smell like my nana.
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- Well, then, your nana smells great.
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- Max, I can't believe you called Oyster
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when Mom wanted us home as soon as possible.
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- Hey, Phoebe, got your text.
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- Texting's not calling.
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Besides, we know how to navigate the mall.
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Guys get distracted by the littlest--
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- MAX & OYSTER: Ear Blasters!
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- Ear Blasters?
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- They're the most awesomest headphones ever.
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- Yeah!
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They have 18-micro speakers that use
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your eardrums as real drums.
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- Ten out of ten doctors do not recommend 'em.
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- Ear Blasters are impossible to find, but they're here.
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[hissing] They're only $80.
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- Fine. Half an hour, Max.
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We can't be late for Dad's party.
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- I cannot wait to wear those
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so I cannot hear her any more.
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- All right, we have time for two stores,
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the food court and the carousel.
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- Carousel? - I'm just kidding.
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Unless you want to.
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- I kinda want to!
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- Oh, great, Madison is here.
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That spoiled snob is so fake.
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Hi, Madison! - Hi, girls!
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- Hm... - Mmm...
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- Is that a Sarah Finn bag?
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I didn't know they opened a store here.
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- [laughing] Oh, sweetie, of course you didn't.
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It's very high class.
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And you're more...
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gym class.
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I'm sure the Denim Dungeon's having a sale.
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Hasta.
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- [scoffs] Well, we know where we're going.
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- The carousel? - Sarah Finn.
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No, Ashley, we have to go to that store
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and prove to Madison that we're just as good as she is.
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Then we'll go to the...
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carousel. - Denim Dungeon?
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- Okay, we need to get on the same page here.
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- I did it and it's not upside down this time.
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- Good boy. Who wants a treat?
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- Nora, we talked about this.
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Billy is not a dog.
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- [panting, scratching]
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- Not helping, sweetie.
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You guys, the place looks great.
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At this rate, we'll be done way before your Dad gets home.
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- WOMAN ANNOUNCING: Alert! Alert!
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Your Dad is home. - BARB: [gasps]
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He's early!
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Oh, if he sees this, the surprise will be ruined.
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Hide the decorations.
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- On it!
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[zooming]
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- Mom, the cake! - Oh!
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- COLOSSO: Hey! I'm covered in cake!
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[happily] Hey, I'm covered in cake!
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- Hank, what happened?
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- They closed the course due to bad weather
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and on the way home, I was struck by lightning--
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twice!
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- I thought lightning doesn't strike the same place twice.
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- Tell that to Dad's butt. [laughing]
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- Y-You can't sit down.
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After a lightning strike,
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the last place you should be is inside.
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- You mean where there isn't lightning?
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- Well, it's just that you're full of electricity.
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It's not safe for the kids.
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- Don't you want us to be safe, Daddy?
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- Yeah, don't you love us?
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- Guys, relax. I am perfectly--
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- BARB: [powers zapping] - HANK: Whoa!
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Was that me? - Yes. Yes.
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We should get you outside
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until the electricity leaves your body.
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[quietly] Put the decorations back.
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- On it.
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[zooming]
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Oops.
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- Right, one more dollar and those Ear Blasters are mine.
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Why isn't this thing taking my last dollar?
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- Because your face is on it.
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- Oh, it's a Max Buck.
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Wonder why these things never caught on?
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- Maybe because there's a bunny on the back.
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- Here, spot me a real dollar.
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- No can do, bro.
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I threw all my change in that pond.
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I wished you'd get those headphones.
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Oh, man, I said it out loud.
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Now you're not gonna get 'em.
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- Guard the machine. I'll be right back.
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Heh, heh, it's like stealing candy from a baby.
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Shhhh...
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- ♪
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- Check it out.
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I feel like royalty.
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- Phoebe, we can't afford anything in this store.
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These socks are $300.
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Perfect!
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- Relax, I'm not gonna buy this.
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We're just gonna try on the nice clothes,
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hide the tags and then take selfies.
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Here. - [cellphone camera clicks]
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- Then we'll post our glam pics
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and prove to Madison she was wrong about us.
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Even though I have worn this in gym class.
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- Hello? [laughing]
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Sorry, we get this all the time.
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The Denim Dungeon has moved downstairs.
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This is a Sarah Finn store now.
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I'll just hang these back up for you.
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- That was rude.
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He doesn't know us.
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- You're right. He doesn't.
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[fake British accent] Pardon me, sir,
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but we are still undecided about those garments.
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- Excuse me?
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- I am Lady Pipi Whiffenpouf and this is...
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- [fake British accent] Lady Gaga.
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No relation.
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- We are wealthy heiresses from jolly old England.
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- Really?
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- But if we're not welcome here,
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perhaps we should take our business elsewhere.
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- Uh, don't be silly.
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Uh, London is my favorite city.
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I love Piccadilly Circus.
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- Ah, well, then Piccadilly us more outfits.
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- Right away.
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Uh, ladies, some treats for our special guests.
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If you need anything at all, just ask.
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Oh... - Ah...
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- BOTH: [excited squealing]
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- Lady Gaga? - Lady Whiffleball.
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- Close enough. Woo!
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- [cellphone ringing]
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- I just sent two teenagers to the mall.
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What was I thinking?
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I sent two kids to bake a cake.
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What was I thinking?
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- HANK: Barb?
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Barb?
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- Yes, Hank?
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- How much longer do I have to stand here in these tires?
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I look ridiculous.
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- Well, the rubber is canceling out
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the electric current in your body.
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- Yeah, but I'm so--
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- Uh! Uh! Uh! Take it from Electriss--
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electrical charges are no laughing matter.
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- Isn't that from one of your old safety commercials
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back in Metroburg?
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- Take it from Electriss--
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electrical charges are no laughing matter.
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Use your dome. Protect your home.
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- MALE ANNOUNCING: Paid for by Superheroes for Safety.
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- Just stay here until Max and Phoebe get back.
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- Barb, wait, don't go inside.
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- No, I don't think you should--
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- HANK: Ahhhh! - BARB: Hank?
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Oh!
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- Where am I going now?
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Help! - Hank?
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- [car horn blaring]
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- If Dad's going to the store,
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tell him we're out of milk.
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- Fifty-five cents. Over half way there.
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Oyster, how're you doin'? - All good here.
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- Ear Blasters for only a dollar?
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- Not good. Not good here. You'd better hurry.
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- Are you stealing money?
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- No.
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I'm...
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the Wish Fairy
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and I'm just collecting money
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to take it back to Wishville.
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You got a wish?
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A penny, huh?
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A couple of quarters and your wish goes on the fast track.
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- Thanks, Mr. Fairy.
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- Outta my Wish Pond, punk.
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- Take your hands off the Wish Fairy.
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[kicks guard] - Ow!
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- Thanks, kid.
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How are you doing that?
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00:11:37,699 --> 00:11:40,702
- It's not a very big pond. - Aw...
265
00:11:44,414 --> 00:11:46,666
- [clears throat] - Why, thank you.
266
00:11:46,708 --> 00:11:49,835
Your dry and crumbly muffins are surprisingly smashing.
267
00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:52,963
- They're scones and they taste even better
268
00:11:53,005 --> 00:11:55,341
when you buy something.
269
00:11:55,383 --> 00:11:57,093
- All in good time, old chap.
270
00:11:57,134 --> 00:12:01,805
- Or do you prefer gov'nor?
271
00:12:01,847 --> 00:12:05,435
- Come on, let's get a picture with our fancy food.
272
00:12:05,476 --> 00:12:06,977
- What's a scone, anyway?
273
00:12:07,019 --> 00:12:09,771
- Who cares--as long as Madison sees us eating it.
274
00:12:09,813 --> 00:12:11,107
- [cellphone camera clicks]
275
00:12:11,148 --> 00:12:13,317
- MAX: Let me go! You're not even a real cop.
276
00:12:13,359 --> 00:12:14,569
- You've gotta be kidding me.
277
00:12:16,529 --> 00:12:18,364
- Lady Whifflepouff, wait!
278
00:12:18,406 --> 00:12:21,909
- [store alarm wailing]
279
00:12:21,951 --> 00:12:24,203
- Stop her!
280
00:12:24,245 --> 00:12:28,165
- Ah!
281
00:12:28,207 --> 00:12:30,084
- What did you do, Max?
282
00:12:30,126 --> 00:12:31,252
- This girl is a thief.
283
00:12:31,294 --> 00:12:33,504
- What did you do, Phoebe?
284
00:12:33,546 --> 00:12:36,215
- She stole a Sarah Finn vest.
285
00:12:36,257 --> 00:12:38,551
- No, no, I was just coming to check on my brother.
286
00:12:38,593 --> 00:12:42,054
- Who also seems to be in the family business.
287
00:12:42,096 --> 00:12:44,098
- Wait, my Dad's birthday watch is still in the store.
288
00:12:44,140 --> 00:12:46,892
- Oh, did you lose your watch like you lost your accent?
289
00:12:51,564 --> 00:12:53,733
- Oh, my "Gurd", Phoebe.
290
00:12:53,775 --> 00:12:56,360
Shoplift much? - [cellphone camera clicks]
291
00:12:59,572 --> 00:13:01,407
- You two are banned for life.
292
00:13:01,449 --> 00:13:03,284
- You can't do that!
293
00:13:06,496 --> 00:13:09,290
- [sighing] I can't believe he did that.
294
00:13:13,711 --> 00:13:15,672
- We can't go home empty-handed
295
00:13:15,713 --> 00:13:17,674
and ruin Dad's birthday--again.
296
00:13:17,715 --> 00:13:19,717
Do you know how mad Mom's gonna be?
297
00:13:19,759 --> 00:13:21,678
- [cellphone ringing]
298
00:13:21,719 --> 00:13:24,263
- Looks like we're about to find out. Hey, Mom.
299
00:13:24,305 --> 00:13:26,265
- BARB ON PHONE: Where are you guys?
300
00:13:26,307 --> 00:13:28,267
You were supposed to be home an hour ago.
301
00:13:28,309 --> 00:13:30,520
- Yeah, I know we're late. It's...
302
00:13:30,561 --> 00:13:31,813
Well, it's old Phoebe.
303
00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:33,773
- BARB: Get back here. I'm not kidding around.
304
00:13:33,815 --> 00:13:35,441
- We'll be there.
305
00:13:35,483 --> 00:13:37,443
Phoebe's just gotta do one more thing.
306
00:13:37,485 --> 00:13:39,111
- BARB: Tell Phoebe to--
307
00:13:39,153 --> 00:13:42,699
- Woo, she is not happy with you.
308
00:13:42,740 --> 00:13:45,326
- Ashley, did you find my Dad's watch in the Sarah Finn store?
309
00:13:45,368 --> 00:13:47,495
- No, I looked everywhere. What else can I do?
310
00:13:47,537 --> 00:13:49,539
I'm all yours until my Mom gets here.
311
00:13:49,580 --> 00:13:51,541
- Well, it would be great if you could--
312
00:13:51,582 --> 00:13:53,417
- [cellphone musical tone] - Oh, that's my Mom. Gotta go.
313
00:13:56,546 --> 00:13:58,422
- We've gotta get back inside and get Dad's watch.
314
00:14:02,968 --> 00:14:05,429
- Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
315
00:14:05,471 --> 00:14:07,473
- I'm never thinking what you're thinking.
316
00:14:07,515 --> 00:14:12,019
- ♪
317
00:14:12,061 --> 00:14:14,104
- It took two hours to make a cake
318
00:14:14,146 --> 00:14:16,357
that Dad's gonna eat in two seconds.
319
00:14:16,399 --> 00:14:18,651
- So, what's next?
320
00:14:24,281 --> 00:14:26,450
- Looks like we have time to wrap our gifts for Dad.
321
00:14:26,492 --> 00:14:29,245
- On it! [zooming]
322
00:14:29,286 --> 00:14:31,163
[sighing]
323
00:14:31,205 --> 00:14:34,709
I no longer regret my summer at gift wrapping camp.
324
00:14:34,751 --> 00:14:38,880
- Well, you're gonna.
325
00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:42,341
- They warned me at camp there'd be haters!
326
00:14:42,383 --> 00:14:45,219
- NORA: [zapping] - BILLY: Ah! Ah!
327
00:14:45,261 --> 00:14:52,435
- ♪
328
00:14:52,476 --> 00:14:55,688
- [bins thud] - PHOEBE: [grunts]
329
00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:00,693
You're supposed to be an evil genius
330
00:15:00,735 --> 00:15:02,779
and this is the best you got?
331
00:15:02,820 --> 00:15:04,530
- Oh, I'm sorry.
332
00:15:04,572 --> 00:15:08,534
Are you giving me 'tude from outside or inside the mall?
333
00:15:08,576 --> 00:15:11,245
- KIDS: [shouting] - Oh, no, Oyster's in trouble.
334
00:15:11,287 --> 00:15:13,330
- Forget him, Max. We have to find Dad's watch.
335
00:15:13,372 --> 00:15:15,332
Oyster can take care of himself.
336
00:15:15,374 --> 00:15:17,334
- [high-pitched] Stay back! Stay back!
337
00:15:17,376 --> 00:15:20,254
Hold up, bro. You're not touching this screen.
338
00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:23,800
Ha! Ha!
339
00:15:23,841 --> 00:15:25,426
Ugh!
340
00:15:25,468 --> 00:15:28,095
It tastes like the flu.
341
00:15:28,137 --> 00:15:30,640
- KIDS: [shouting]
342
00:15:30,681 --> 00:15:32,642
- See, I told you Oyster's got it.
343
00:15:32,683 --> 00:15:35,352
- Oh, he's gonna get something.
344
00:15:35,394 --> 00:15:37,396
- Come on, let's find Dad's watch.
345
00:15:37,438 --> 00:15:40,524
- Oh, tell Jocelyn that I'll be back in 15.
346
00:15:40,566 --> 00:15:42,693
I need a massage.
347
00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:48,658
Ooh...
348
00:15:48,699 --> 00:15:50,493
Hm...
349
00:15:54,121 --> 00:15:56,958
- I think Dad's watch just found us.
350
00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:58,417
- [fake British accent] My word!
351
00:15:58,459 --> 00:16:01,003
How dare that thief call me a thief.
352
00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:02,713
- Why are you talking like that?
353
00:16:02,755 --> 00:16:06,550
- I dunno. It helps me forget I'm in a garbage can.
354
00:16:06,592 --> 00:16:10,012
Tally-ho!
355
00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:12,431
- Barb, I have to go to the bathroom.
356
00:16:12,473 --> 00:16:14,600
- Not so fast.
357
00:16:14,642 --> 00:16:16,352
Remember, if you "charge" into electrical situations,
358
00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:19,605
you might be "shocked" by what happens.
359
00:16:19,647 --> 00:16:22,107
- Really, Barb? More safety commercials?
360
00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:23,693
- Take it from Electriss--
361
00:16:23,734 --> 00:16:26,362
if you "charge" into electrical situations,
362
00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:28,823
you may be "shocked" by what happens,
363
00:16:28,865 --> 00:16:32,242
and that's what's up.
364
00:16:32,284 --> 00:16:35,454
- MALE ANNOUNCING: Paid for by Superheroes for Safety.
365
00:16:35,496 --> 00:16:38,123
- I swear I don't have any charge in me,
366
00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:42,085
but I do have plenty of water and it wants out!
367
00:16:42,127 --> 00:16:43,838
Is there something wrong with your neck?
368
00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:45,840
- Yeah, someone in tires rolled over me
369
00:16:45,882 --> 00:16:49,385
when I was trying to save them. Just...
370
00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:52,095
Kids! No, you can't go inside yet.
371
00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:53,639
The kids have something to show you.
372
00:16:53,681 --> 00:16:57,018
Quick, blindfold your Dad for his birthday piñata
373
00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:59,061
that he will hit because it exists.
374
00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:01,397
- Why are we talking like this?
375
00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:04,025
- Blindfold the man.
376
00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:05,067
- I love piñatas.
377
00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:07,028
Is it filled with candy or steak?
378
00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:09,780
No, don't tell me. Let it be a surprise.
379
00:17:09,822 --> 00:17:12,742
Please be steak!
380
00:17:12,783 --> 00:17:14,451
[laughing]
381
00:17:14,493 --> 00:17:16,829
- Okay, the piñata's in front of you.
382
00:17:16,871 --> 00:17:18,915
Swing away!
383
00:17:18,956 --> 00:17:24,503
- [broom whooshing]
384
00:17:24,545 --> 00:17:26,047
- I can't believe Max and Phoebe aren't here yet
385
00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:28,257
with your father's gift.
386
00:17:28,298 --> 00:17:30,009
His birthday's gonna be ruined again.
387
00:17:30,051 --> 00:17:32,135
- Ooh, so close, Dad.
388
00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:34,137
- Aw, I'm comin' for you, candy--
389
00:17:34,179 --> 00:17:36,098
and/or steak! - [broom whooshing]
390
00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:37,725
- He's had like 50 swings.
391
00:17:37,767 --> 00:17:39,769
When's it gonna be my turn?
392
00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:42,772
- [broom whooshing]
393
00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:48,027
- [banana peel whooshes, splats] - KID: Oh!
394
00:17:48,069 --> 00:17:49,862
- We've gotta get rid of that masseuse.
395
00:17:49,904 --> 00:17:51,739
I know. We'll find the security office,
396
00:17:51,781 --> 00:17:53,699
hack into the mall's PA system and then announce that--
397
00:17:53,741 --> 00:17:55,451
- Or we can do this.
398
00:17:58,955 --> 00:18:00,372
- Less clever, but whatevs.
399
00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:07,588
- MAN: My back is in knots
400
00:18:07,630 --> 00:18:09,632
thanks to this girl who came into my store.
401
00:18:09,673 --> 00:18:14,595
She tried to steal a vest. Can you believe it?
402
00:18:14,637 --> 00:18:16,388
- She sounds annoying.
403
00:18:16,430 --> 00:18:18,181
- Mmm. You should've seen what she was wearing.
404
00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:21,936
Two words--last season.
405
00:18:21,978 --> 00:18:23,980
- [pounding on back] She could have nicer clothes at home!
406
00:18:24,021 --> 00:18:26,107
You don't know!
407
00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:28,442
- [voice vibrating] Easy...
408
00:18:28,484 --> 00:18:31,737
That's not a knot, that's my spine.
409
00:18:31,779 --> 00:18:33,906
- [coins rattle]
410
00:18:33,948 --> 00:18:35,198
- Four quarters!
411
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:37,284
Hello, Ear Blasters.
412
00:18:37,326 --> 00:18:39,328
- Max, no. Watch, remember?
413
00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:42,039
- Wait, I'd know that accentless voice anywhere.
414
00:18:43,916 --> 00:18:45,751
Hmmmm...
415
00:18:45,793 --> 00:18:48,004
- You stole my Dad's watch and I want it back.
416
00:18:48,045 --> 00:18:49,672
- MAN: [grunting]
417
00:18:49,713 --> 00:18:52,382
- Max, the watch! - Phoebe, the Ear Blasters!
418
00:18:52,424 --> 00:18:55,636
- Dad's birthday is more important.
419
00:18:55,678 --> 00:18:57,972
- [powers whooshing] - What is happening?
420
00:18:58,014 --> 00:19:01,433
Oh! [straining]
421
00:19:10,818 --> 00:19:12,402
[sputtering]
422
00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:15,823
I am the weekend Assistant Manager of Sarah Finn.
423
00:19:15,865 --> 00:19:18,200
I don't deserve this.
424
00:19:18,241 --> 00:19:20,119
- But you do deserve this.
425
00:19:20,161 --> 00:19:22,038
- [hand smacks face] Oh!
426
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:29,211
- I got 'em. Thank you, Mr. Fairy.
427
00:19:32,464 --> 00:19:34,383
- All right, come on, we can still make it to Dad's party.
428
00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:36,385
- Wait, where's Oyster?
429
00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:41,182
- Uh, he must have given up and gone home.
430
00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:44,560
- [muffled screaming]
431
00:19:47,730 --> 00:19:49,815
- [broom whooshing]
432
00:19:49,857 --> 00:19:51,984
- [grunting]
433
00:19:52,026 --> 00:19:54,111
Man, this is a small piñata.
434
00:19:54,153 --> 00:19:55,654
- [broom whooshing]
435
00:19:55,696 --> 00:19:58,615
- Guys? Guys?
436
00:20:01,077 --> 00:20:02,452
There's no piñata.
437
00:20:02,494 --> 00:20:05,831
I've been swinging at imaginary meat?
438
00:20:05,873 --> 00:20:08,751
Why does my birthday hate me?
439
00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:10,586
- [thunder crashing]
440
00:20:10,627 --> 00:20:13,047
- Oh, that cloud looks familiar.
441
00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:16,675
- This is the last message I'm gonna leave.
442
00:20:16,717 --> 00:20:19,053
I can't believe how irresponsible you two are being.
443
00:20:19,095 --> 00:20:20,679
I mean, I expect this from you, Max,
444
00:20:20,721 --> 00:20:22,264
but not you, Phoebe.
445
00:20:22,305 --> 00:20:24,225
Is what I would have said...
446
00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:27,603
if you just hadn't walked in. Bye.
447
00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:28,938
Perfect timing.
448
00:20:28,979 --> 00:20:30,689
Give or take three hours.
449
00:20:30,731 --> 00:20:33,150
Okay, everybody hide. I'll go get Hank.
450
00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:36,820
- Oh, I need a bathroom!
451
00:20:36,862 --> 00:20:38,530
- ALL: Surprise!
452
00:20:38,572 --> 00:20:41,867
- Oh, ho, ho, ho. You guys...
453
00:20:41,909 --> 00:20:43,535
This is perfect. I had no idea.
454
00:20:43,577 --> 00:20:46,205
- We invited all the people that you love the most.
455
00:20:49,250 --> 00:20:50,918
- Thank you for coming, everyone.
456
00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:53,045
This is the best birthday ever.
457
00:20:53,087 --> 00:20:54,546
Now I've just gotta-- - Wait, Dad.
458
00:20:54,588 --> 00:20:55,965
Uh, here, open this.
459
00:20:56,006 --> 00:20:58,842
It's from all of us. - Okay.
460
00:20:58,884 --> 00:21:01,720
- You have no idea what this cost me.
461
00:21:01,762 --> 00:21:03,222
Ear Blasters.
462
00:21:03,264 --> 00:21:05,599
It cost me a pair of Ear Blasters.
463
00:21:05,641 --> 00:21:08,393
- Oh, a new watch!
464
00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:10,146
Thanks, guys.
465
00:21:10,187 --> 00:21:12,148
You have no idea what this means
466
00:21:12,189 --> 00:21:14,441
and I'll tell you as soon as I go to the bathroom!
467
00:21:14,483 --> 00:21:15,943
- But, honey, someone's in there.
468
00:21:15,985 --> 00:21:17,278
- Oh, I can't wait.
469
00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:19,446
I'm going to the gas station.
470
00:21:19,488 --> 00:21:22,741
- [thunder crashing] - [electrical zapping]
471
00:21:22,783 --> 00:21:24,952
- [loud thud]
472
00:21:27,913 --> 00:21:29,873
- I'm sorry, Hank!
473
00:21:29,915 --> 00:21:35,963
I had no idea this watch was a super-conductor of electricity.
474
00:21:36,005 --> 00:21:38,674
- [sadly] Happy Birthday, Dad...
475
00:21:38,715 --> 00:21:40,050
- [ambulance siren wailing]
476
00:21:40,092 --> 00:21:41,510
- Take it from Electriss--
477
00:21:41,551 --> 00:21:44,513
cramming too many plugs into a socket isn't cool.
478
00:21:44,554 --> 00:21:49,643
So fight that urge and get a surge...protector.
479
00:21:49,685 --> 00:21:51,353
Take it from Electriss--
480
00:21:51,394 --> 00:21:54,023
before leaving home, make sure you turn off the lights
481
00:21:54,064 --> 00:21:59,569
because wasting electricity megahertz us all.
482
00:21:59,611 --> 00:22:02,281
- MALE ANNOUNCING: Paid for by Superheroes for Safety.
483
00:22:04,783 --> 00:22:14,793
- ♪
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