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- And now may the fastest rat win.
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- Hey, guys, we always do the fastest rat.
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You know what really says rock and roll?
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may the fattest rat win.
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- Maybe you should stop feeding him gravy.
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- Don't tell me how to raise my rat.
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Who's a hungry baby, huh?
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- Oh, hey, guys.
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I just booked DJ Astronaut for the big dance.
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Oh, look, you already found dates.
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- Hey, the band couldn't agree on a new look, so we're deciding
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what to wear by racing rats.
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- Couldn't you just talk it out?
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- But then what would we do with the rats?
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- If your band has a fashion emergency,
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you should just ask me.
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Here, what are you options?
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- Well, I want punk rock.
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- Scary skeletons. - Robots.
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- Nothing but puka shells.
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- Well, the good news is, no matter who wins you all lose.
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- Don't listen to her.
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You're a winner, Danica Rat-trick.
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And apparently a boy.
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- Gentlemen, start your rats!
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- Oh, hold on, mine's pooping.
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All right, we're good.
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- On your mark, get set...
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Rat race! - [horn blows]
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- Come on, Danica, run!
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- Come on, bring it home, big girl!
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- Do it for the robots!
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- Don't poop, run!
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- Yeah!
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You know what this means, guys.
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Initiating music mode.
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Beep, bop, boop.
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- That's not how a robot dances, Max.
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- I'm not dancing.
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My rat's loose in my costume.
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- [rat squeaking]
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- ♪ What you see is not what you get ♪
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♪ Living our lives with a secret ♪
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♪ We fit right in, bet you'd never guess ♪
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♪ Because we're living our lives just like all the rest ♪
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♪ A picture-perfect family is what we try to be ♪
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♪ But closer you might see the crazy things we do ♪
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♪ This isn't make-believe ♪
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♪ It's our reality ♪
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♪ Just your average family trying to be normal ♪
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♪ And stay out of trouble ♪
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♪ Living a double life ♪
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- ♪
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- And here's your ticket.
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And your ticket.
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And your--wait, am I supposed to be charging people?
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- [phone dings]
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- Oh, no.
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- Don't worry, I'll get their money.
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- No.
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No, I just got an email from DJ Astronaut.
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"Dear mission control, I'm too sick to liftoff,
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so I wouldn't be able to 'rocket' tonight.'"
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Just because he used cute astronaut language
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doesn't make it better.
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- What are we going to do?
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The dance is ruined.
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- What? - [indistinct chatter]
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- Uh, she's joking.
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The dance is not ruined.
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It's--it's gonna be off the chain...and the hook.
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Even the handle.
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It's gonna be off all the things.
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Cherry, this is the biggest dance of the year.
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If people find out I messed up the music,
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they'll never forgive me.
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- I'll make them forgive you.
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- Okay, you can't keep solving problems with your shoes.
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Wait, I think I just figured out a way to save the dance.
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Hey, Max!
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How would you and your band like to play the dance tonight?
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- Uh, yes.
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- Well, there's no pay. - Yes.
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- You'll have no time to rehearse.
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- What part of yes don't you understand?
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- Sweet-ious, this will get us out of playing
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Gideon's mom's gas station.
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- Yeah, she was gonna pay us in gas and tire rotations.
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- Sorry, Gideon, but I'd much rather play for teenage girls
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than truck drivers.
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- Lady truck drivers.
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- Ladies?
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I'm changing my vote back to gas station.
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- Looks like we're split.
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Only one way to settle this.
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- Oh, no.
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Please don't tell me it's another-- - Fat race!
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I know, it's rat race.
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- ♪
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- [rat squeaking]
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- So, Max, ready to win that rat race?
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- Oh, we're not gonna win.
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- What?
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- He's never won.
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If you weren't so adorable,
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I'd be kicking you out on the streets.
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- But I need your band to save the dance.
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Why would you even agree to race?
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- No choice.
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Band rule number 77, in case of disagreement, rat race.
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- Your band has 77 rules?
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- Yeah, but rules 1 through 76 are rock hard, rock out,
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rock your face off, rock--
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- I get it.
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- Well, we did some good gardening out there today, Nora.
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- We?
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You just stood there in the shade.
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- It's called supervising.
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And I did it without a chair.
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- Aw, who's this little, furry--ah!
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Rat!
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Ah...!
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- Max, you've got to keep that filthy thing out of the house.
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- Dad, she's right here.
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- And she has telekinesis.
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- Hey, Billy.
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Hey, honey.
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Hello, ice cream.
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- It's for Billy.
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We decided that ice cream was better
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than joining the track team.
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- You decided.
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I wanted to join the team so I could super speed and win races.
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- Billy, if we're gonna live in Hiddenville, we all have to hide something.
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Like Max and Phoebe's telekinesis
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or your father's super strength or-- - Your mother's snoring.
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Oh, you were talking about super powers.
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- I'm the fastest kid in the world, and no one knows.
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- I feel bad.
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- Ah, he'll come around.
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He's learned two valuable lessons today.
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Living in Hiddenville requires sacrifices
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and never leave your ice cream unattended.
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Let me show you all the hard work I did in the garden.
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- Interesting.
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Billy wants to win races.
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We've got a race to win.
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- Yeah, okay, but even your friends might notice
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that Billy's not a rat.
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- He could be a rat if we shot him with the animalyzer.
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Dad used it to turn Dr. Colosso into a rabbit.
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We could use it to turn Billy into a rat.
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If only we knew where it was.
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- I know where it is.
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- Wow, remind me never to tell you a secret.
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Tell me where.
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- I can't.
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Dad would kill us.
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That thing is extremely dangerous.
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It's the kitchen.
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Why do I keep doing that?
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- Because you know it's the right thing to do.
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When we were Billy's age,
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we could use our powers whenever we wanted.
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We didn't have to hide a thing.
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- You're right.
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We'd be bad siblings if we didn't turn into a rat.
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- That's the spirit.
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Now come on, Phoebe, make with the blabby blab.
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- It's in the top cabinet next to the frig.
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Just grab the can of brussels sprouts and pull.
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Ah, that felt good.
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- Brussels sprouts?
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The animalyzer!
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It's beautiful!
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But how'd you figure that out?
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- Chips, cookies, brussels sprouts.
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- You picked brussels sprouts over chips?
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- They're like little baby cabbages.
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Come on, name a cuter food.
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- Apricots.
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- Oh my gosh, yes, they're baby peaches.
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- ♪
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- And that is how you can use your powers to win a race
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right here in Hiddenville.
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- A rate race?
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- We know it's not the same but--
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- It's even better.
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And it takes care of two dreams at once!
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- You've dreamed of becoming a rat?
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- He agreed, let it go.
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- And don't worry, Billy.
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The animalyzer can turn you back into a human.
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To demonstrate, Max will now use it on me.
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- Not happening, Colosso.
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- But I want to be a man again.
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- [laughing]
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- Oh, he used to be a person.
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All right, Billy, you have to promise not to tell mom and dad.
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- My rat gills will be sealed.
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- He knows what a rat is, right?
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- He's about to find out.
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- [electricity zapping]
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- BILLY: Oh, man, it didn't work.
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You guys just made the room really big.
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- Yep, still Billy.
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- All right, Nora, are you ready to deal
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with your fear of rats?
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- Why should I?
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Isn't it normal to be afraid of rats?
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- Yes, but...you're a superhero, and you'll have
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to face a lot of rat-themed villains someday--
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Professor Pack Rat, Rat-a-tat-tat,
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Tommy the Cheese Eater, Red-eyed Ricky.
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- Franken-rat, Rat-zilla, Rat-sophe--
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- I get it!
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Face my fears.
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- Max, would it be okay if Nora pets one of the rats?
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- Sure.
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- [inaudible scream]
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- What is she doing?
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- I think she's screaming at a frequency we can't hear.
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- [glass shatters]
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- Well, she's certainly ready to fight Glassman.
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- Let's go get Billy.
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Maybe he can calm her down.
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- No, no, don't!
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Uh, we just spoke to him.
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He's still upset and doesn't want to talk to you guys yet.
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- Yeah, we'll tell you when he's changed back--
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changed his mind.
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- Hey, Max, your rat's gonna get his tail handed to him,
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and you're gonna rock out at my mom's gas station.
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- The only gas we're gonna get is gas from the chili
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at the school dance.
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- BILLY: Nice one, Max.
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- Who said that?
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- Who said what?
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- "Nice one, Max."
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- Thanks, Angus.
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- This is getting weird.
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Let's just race.
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- Okay, it's go time.
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- [rats squeaking]
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- On your mark, get set--
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- Rat race! - [horn honks]
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- That's the fastest rat in the world.
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What kind of gravy do you feed him?
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- Way to go, Billy!
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- What race car driver's named Billy?
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- Uh, the kind that wins.
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- Billy!
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- ALL: Billy! Billy! Billy!
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Billy! Billy! Billy!
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- Billy, you saved the dance.
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- Yeah, you were great, buddy.
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- BILLY: I know.
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Everyone was chanting my name.
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This is the best day of my life.
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- It's almost too bad we have to turn you back.
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- BILLY: Then don't.
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I finally used my super speed to win a race.
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I don't want to go back to hiding my powers.
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- Sorry, buddy, but if dad found out Phoebe and I
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used the animalyzer, he'd turn us into rats.
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- BILLY: Cool.
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Then we could race and I could kick your little rat butts.
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- All right, I'm glad you had your fun, but it's over now.
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- BILLY: Not for me.
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See ya, suckas!
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- Billy!
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- Billy!
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- BOTH: Billy!
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- Billy?
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You can't stay a rat forever.
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Come on out and--
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- Phoebe! - Ah!
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- I'm not a rat.
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- Eh.
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Max, I'm getting nervous.
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If mom and dad find out about Billy, you won't get to play
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the dance and I won't get to save the dance.
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- There he is.
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I think he's drawn to your endless whining.
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Keep being annoying.
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- BILLY: You'll never catch me, slow humans.
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[laughs]
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Give it up.
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I'm the fastest rat in the world.
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- He's right, Max.
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We should just let him live as a rat forever. [whispers] Get the animalyzer.
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- BILLY: You're not using that thing on me.
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- Wait, you heard that?
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- BILLY: My ears are so big, I can hear birds fart.
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You think I'm gonna give that up?
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- Wait, Billy!
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What does it sound like?
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- BARB: There's no need to fear rats.
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Take it from me, Randy Rat.
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- Really, mom, a puppet?
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- BARB: I'm not a puppet, I'm your friend.
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- Can it, Randy.
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- BARB: Got it.
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Got it.
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- You guys had three kids before me,
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and this is the best you can do?
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- Ugh.
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- Well, hey, they're your kids, too.
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- [whispers] Barb, I was talking about that rat over there.
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- Uh-oh.
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Okay, I'm just done with this.
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- Max's little races must be attracting wild rats.
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I got this.
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- [rat squeaks]
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- Hank, you scared it into the house.
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- [in squeaky voice] Don't blame, Hank.
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He tries so hard to make you happy.
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[in normal voice] Thanks, Randy.
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- Okay, now--
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- Ow, his head.
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- Great idea, Phoebe.
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If rat Billy wants to play with all this cool stuff,
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he'll have to turn back into boy Billy.
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Genius.
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- Yeah, thanks, but why I am carrying everything?
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- Will you save your whining for when
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we're trying to catch Billy?
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Uh...Phoebe.
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- Ah!
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- I get that a lot.
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- Mom, who is this?
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- The exterminator.
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- Darryl the rat man.
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If they're a crawlin', Darryl comes a callin'.
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I also teach yoga.
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- Your rat race attracted wild rats.
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- So if you want to catch a rat, you gotta think like a rat...
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and put on your rat hat.
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- Okay, rat man's insane.
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- Mom, dad, you can't do this.
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- Why not?
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- Because rats are people, too.
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[whispers] Some more than others.
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- That's why the rat man always carries rat friendly traps.
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- Oh, good.
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- But I left those at home, so I got these.
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The old snap and crack.
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- [snaps]
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- Now, stay out of the danger zone, unless you're a rat.
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In which case, come on down!
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- You wanna hear the real crazy part?
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I didn't call him.
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He just showed up.
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- 'Cause I'm the rat man.
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- I better warn Billy.
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I think he's still in his room.
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- Actually, he's in my lair.
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Yeah, we'll tell him.
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Come on, Phoebe.
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- Careful of the danger zone.
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- Actually, I'm more concerned about the crazy zone.
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- Billy!
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- Rat boy!
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- COLOSSO: Over here.
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Uh, I'm Billy.
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Turn me back into a human.
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Two plus two is six and other dumb stuff like that.
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- Max, look.
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- Billy, we see you.
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- You're in danger.
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There's an exterminator in the house.
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- BILLY: Wow, I'm really scared.
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- You don't know what an exterminator is, do you?
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- BILLY: I do not.
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- It's a guy who catches rats.
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- BILLY: Well, good luck,
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because I'm the world's fastest rat.
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I told you you couldn't catch me.
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- Hey, Billy, we just wanted to thank you for winning that race,
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so we got you some gifts--video games, boogie board.
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- A bunch of other stuff
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you need opposable thumbs to play with.
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- BILLY: Nice try, but I'm not going back.
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Not when I can win races, climb walls and chew through cement.
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- Why are you chewing through cement?
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- BILLY: Because I can.
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- Fair enough.
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- Hey, have you guys seen Billy?
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Ah, rat!
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- Ow!
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- Nora, get out of here before you hit something I care about.
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- BILLY: Nora's afraid of me?
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- Uh, of course she is.
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Nora's afraid of all rats.
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- But who needs Nora when you've got
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all that cement to chew through?
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- BILLY: Cement is the chicken of construction materials.
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But I don't want my sister to be afraid of me.
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- Well, then I think you know what we have to do.
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- BILLY: Turn Nora into a rat, too?
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- Billy.
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- BILLY: Okay, I'll change back...for Nora.
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- Thank you.
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00:17:23,794 --> 00:17:29,633
- BILLY: Mm, string cheese.
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- No, Billy, don't.
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It's a trap.
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I tried.
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00:17:37,850 --> 00:17:39,018
- That's it, ratty.
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Chase the cheese.
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00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:44,815
Thanks for the tip, terrified girl.
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- All right.
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00:17:48,318 --> 00:17:50,362
And we are a go to animalize.
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Let's change Billy back and get to that dance.
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- All right, Billy, we're ready.
415
00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:56,159
Billy?
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- DARRYL: Ha, ha, gotcha rat.
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- BOTH: Rat man!
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- Must get animalyzer.
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00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:10,674
Almost...uh!
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[sighs]
421
00:18:11,842 --> 00:18:14,261
I'm never getting out of here.
422
00:18:14,303 --> 00:18:16,472
- We gotta stop him!
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00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:18,474
- [snapping]
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00:18:18,515 --> 00:18:21,060
- [in slow motion] Oh, no, danger zone!
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00:18:21,102 --> 00:18:23,646
- [in slow motion] Now who's whining?
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00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:35,449
- Nora, we need your help.
427
00:18:35,491 --> 00:18:38,368
- I'd say so.
428
00:18:38,410 --> 00:18:40,287
- We used dad's animalyzer to turn Billy into a rat
429
00:18:40,329 --> 00:18:41,705
so he could win a race.
430
00:18:41,747 --> 00:18:44,583
- We'd save him, but we just got snapped and cracked.
431
00:18:44,625 --> 00:18:46,002
- You're the only one who can do it.
432
00:18:46,043 --> 00:18:47,294
- Except mom and dad.
433
00:18:47,336 --> 00:18:48,921
But we're not telling them, because, you know,
434
00:18:48,963 --> 00:18:51,173
we turned Billy into a rat.
435
00:18:51,214 --> 00:18:53,968
- You guys are just saying it's Billy so that I'll face my fear.
436
00:18:54,010 --> 00:18:55,427
Who put you up to this?
437
00:18:55,469 --> 00:18:57,138
Mom, dad?
438
00:18:57,179 --> 00:19:00,141
It was that puppet, wasn't it?
439
00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:03,226
- Nora, would I lie to you?
440
00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:05,354
Would Phoebe lie to you?
441
00:19:05,395 --> 00:19:08,273
- Seriously, Nora, that rat is Billy.
442
00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:09,441
- Phew, like Billy would be dumb enough
443
00:19:09,483 --> 00:19:12,611
to let you two turn him into a rat.
444
00:19:12,653 --> 00:19:16,949
Billy, I'm coming!
445
00:19:16,991 --> 00:19:19,910
- Thank you so much for catching that thing.
446
00:19:19,952 --> 00:19:23,747
- I guess you owe it all to your fancy hat.
447
00:19:23,789 --> 00:19:26,125
- Are you mocking the rat hat?
448
00:19:26,167 --> 00:19:26,917
- What?
449
00:19:26,959 --> 00:19:28,460
No.
450
00:19:28,502 --> 00:19:29,920
A little.
451
00:19:32,089 --> 00:19:33,841
- Wait, you can't take him away!
452
00:19:33,883 --> 00:19:34,967
- Who, the rat?
453
00:19:35,009 --> 00:19:36,385
- Yeah.
454
00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:39,722
I...want to keep him, as a pet.
455
00:19:39,763 --> 00:19:41,515
- But you're afraid of rats.
456
00:19:41,557 --> 00:19:44,476
- And you said I needed to face my fear.
457
00:19:44,518 --> 00:19:46,311
So here it goes.
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00:19:49,606 --> 00:19:51,233
You better be Billy.
459
00:19:56,155 --> 00:20:00,242
Yah, I'm over my fear.
460
00:20:00,283 --> 00:20:02,953
- BILLY: Thanks, Nora.
461
00:20:02,995 --> 00:20:05,789
- Wow, honey, good for you.
462
00:20:05,831 --> 00:20:07,791
- Uh, folks, I don't think you want to keep a wild rat.
463
00:20:07,833 --> 00:20:10,002
- Back off, rat man!
464
00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:17,176
- Thanks for your help, Nora.
465
00:20:17,218 --> 00:20:18,761
- Ow!
466
00:20:18,802 --> 00:20:21,471
- That's for turning my brother into a rat.
467
00:20:21,513 --> 00:20:22,723
- Don't be mad at them, Nora.
468
00:20:22,765 --> 00:20:24,558
I wanted to do it.
469
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,518
- Are you going to miss racing, Billy?
470
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:27,561
- Yeah.
471
00:20:27,603 --> 00:20:30,731
But not as much as I would miss you.
472
00:20:31,148 --> 00:20:34,735
At least I can still hear bird farts.
473
00:20:34,777 --> 00:20:36,195
- Not a bird, kid.
474
00:20:36,237 --> 00:20:39,990
- [clicks teeth]
475
00:20:40,032 --> 00:20:41,491
- Hey, Max, how're you doing?
476
00:20:41,533 --> 00:20:43,493
You think you'll be able to play the dance tonight?
477
00:20:43,535 --> 00:20:45,913
- Maybe if I ice up my fingers I won't feel the pain.
478
00:20:45,955 --> 00:20:50,709
- [blows air]
479
00:20:50,751 --> 00:20:52,377
- ♪ Ow, ow, ow ♪
480
00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:56,882
- I guess that means no music, which makes me the girl
481
00:20:56,924 --> 00:20:58,926
who ruined the dance.
482
00:20:58,968 --> 00:21:01,137
- Unless there's no dance.
483
00:21:04,098 --> 00:21:05,641
Billy,
484
00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:10,146
how'd you like to be a rat one last time?
485
00:21:10,187 --> 00:21:12,606
- ♪
486
00:21:22,199 --> 00:21:23,742
- Phoebe, where's Max?
487
00:21:23,784 --> 00:21:26,036
- Yeah, the dance is about to start, and I'm not doing this
488
00:21:26,078 --> 00:21:28,164
if he doesn't have to.
489
00:21:28,413 --> 00:21:30,624
- [in computer voice] Initiating freak-out mode.
490
00:21:30,666 --> 00:21:33,169
[in normal voice] I'm freaking out!
491
00:21:33,210 --> 00:21:35,337
- We are never getting girls.
492
00:21:35,378 --> 00:21:37,673
- Okay, guys, no need to panic.
493
00:21:37,714 --> 00:21:41,218
- [screaming]
494
00:21:56,984 --> 00:21:59,236
- Nice job, Billy.
495
00:22:01,113 --> 00:22:03,115
Oh, hey, Billy.
496
00:22:04,407 --> 00:22:06,535
You're not Billy.
497
00:22:06,576 --> 00:22:08,495
Eh.
498
00:22:10,873 --> 00:22:18,380
- ♪
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